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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer đ bbc.in/iPlayer-Home The panellists suggest 'Things you never hear on daytime TV'.
Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back over the week's events with the help of guests James Acaster, Angela Barnes, Kerry Godliman, Nish Kumar and Glenn Moore.
Mock the Week | Series 16 Episode 10 | BBC Two
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James Acaster is seriously underrated, his jokes and style are so unique to what anyone else comes up with and they're usually the funniest
I agree, he's so matter of fact, funny
Very funny geezer indeed.
He'd gone a storm in Mekico..
Very talented
Forr3ster
I actually think he's massively overrated. It seems that every comment on CZcams about him people make out he's hilarious but just because he has a strange voice doesn't make you funny no matter what. He's very hit and miss, in fact I've definitely not laughed at a lot more jokes of his than one's he's done that did make me laugh.
CD DB I thought that of Andy Parsons when he was on the show. Overrated.
@@cddb5408 i mean, if his voice makes people laugh, then by definition that makes him funny... the method of delivery is just as important as the joke itself and what James has managed is to find a unique delivery and persona that aids his style of joke
"Here's Flog, Dickinson's, Antiques, some Hammer. Pointless, break out, in the country. F**king finishes at 5" đ
its a snooze you lose booze cruise for jews or news and reviews you choose
I keep repeating that part.
Tune in after for a brand new show presented by Nick Knowles, featuring antique chinese dolls, shady judges and camping equipment. Yes, it's Nick Knowles Knick-Knacks, Kick backs and back packs!
How did he come up with that on the fly
HINT they don't do it on the fly
Ahh that would explain it
1:13 Coming up now on BBC Two, you can use the red button to choose your daytime show. Itâs either a travel documentary about alcoholic narcoleptic rabbis on holiday or a current affairs and arts programme. Itâs âYou Snooze You Lose Booze Cruise for Jewsâ or âNews and Reviewsâ. You choose.
Maaan Glenn's booze cruise joke was so underappreciated, very clever
I hope James Acaster's a regular now he's on it a lot what a g
How come every single video has complaints about frankie not being here. You known they aren't here, why still clicking
It ain't a MtW thread without three things:
1. Frankie Wanking.
2. Woman comedian bashing.
3. Repeating all of the jokes in the video.
4. People going "this is my entry" then showing how little comedic talent they possess.
@@DunkdaHunk But still more creative than people whinging about Frankie Boyle not being there.
James Acaster's "Smell the Cheese" is a show I'd totally watch...
Points to Hugh Dennis and James Acaster!!!
I've been trying to find this episode for ages just for that
That thumbnail makes it look like Harry, Ron and Hermione are hitting a midlife crisis.
0:35 Much as I love escape to the country Nish actually has a point here
''Next up its Fawlty Towers and no its nothing to do with 9/11''
You seriously need a new hobby.
@@eclectica1 Is your hobby reusing tired old insults because you know you can't even come up with an okay one?
I love Hugh đđđ
Things You Never Hear on Daytime TV...
Goodnight!
Milton Jones I know it's you!
My favourite joke of all time at 1:14
2:03 2:15 2:25 "a-ha-ha-hur-har..." anyone else notice that guy's sarcastic laughter xD 3 times in a row
I heard it XD
my assumption is, he got escorted out, taken into a room, given a nice cup of tea, and offered an assortment of biscuits out a tin. then a pistol was chucked, and a silencer gun shot was the last thing he heard.
+DLC ENERGY You can also hear the Sarcastic laughter on the "unlikely lines from a police tv show" XD
+DLC ENERGY that's a funny Assumption, and the laugh is also heard at 2:50 on the "unlikely lines from a police tv show". XD
just watched it all, hilarious jokes, then he knows it near the end and pulls the sarcastic laugh again xD
czcams.com/video/7CFSwWr1JMo/video.htmlm42s (it would appear my assumption is wrong, but perhaps this guy pulled that earlier in that episode. lol)
Welcome to Homes under a Hammer
Where we destroy a home with a giant hammer
James Acaster is just amazing
0:26 the funny thing is Susie did actually take part in the game in an 8 out of 10 cats episode
I assume she killed it
@@typacsk Massacred. (Get it? It's a nine letter alternative to killed)
Today on "Location Location Location": Three locations.
How about.. Vocation, Vocation, Vocation, a show for those looking for a job.
It's 2061 and welcome to the first episode of series 152 of "A place in the sun" on today's show we'll be viewing three beautiful villa's here in sunny Shetland...
Welcome .. to smell the cheese đ€Łđ€Ł
"Here's a show well worth watching".
Loved this one!!
2:29 James hadn't finished his joke, but the audience were laughing, ~ mission accomplished.
Why risk killing the joke by trying to add more ?
Something Josh Widdecombe could learn. He doesn't seem to understand how to structure a joke.
The brexit country thing was genius
When hughs last he never fails to smash it
''That's me finished for the day and in my pants after speaking to Nigella Lawson''
Things you never hear on daytime tv: "This isn't pointless!"
You would hear it if you were watching The Chase.
Only problem with Hughâs impression of a Brexiteer is that itâs too articulate and can form whole sentences.
Love mock the week
Someone needs to commission âsmell the cheeseâ (probably Dave)
Brilliant
0:52 đđ
"There was no cash in that attic..." I don't quite understand.
Cash in the Attic's a show where people try to sell off stuff they found in the attic, not a show about people literally going into attics to look for cash.
@@aaronhurst4379 Not to mention his scratching due to the fiberglass..
whats the name of the guy that said 'its a snooze you lose booze cruise for jews or news and reviews you choose'
Jess M It's Glenn Moore. Never heard of him, but he's actually alright.
He's the biological child of Christopher Reeves and Stephen Fry.
Blonde woman, her name is?
Kerry Godliman
Jess M his name is James acaster
1:24 Brilliant
Welcome to this morning. I Philip Schofield will not mention this year I was Joseph at the Palladium or I kept the coat and I know all the colours by heart
James: "Welcome...to smell the cheese"
''At the end of the day it's not my fault that i was bleeding from my vagina and didn't have a tampon. Period''.
''I don't like mondays either but it doesn't want to make me carry out a school shooting
+Michael Langley Bad timing. đ
Too soon?
It's only 'too soon' to joke about a school shooting before the shooting happens. Unless you're the one doing the shooting.
You went for the low hanging fruit but I respect you for it. There's no amount of time for it not to be "too soon" at this rate, so someone needs to find the humor in it before we all drown in our own bodily functions out of anxiety and fear.
It wasn't too soon, it was just a shit joke.
1:46 It'll be a while until Piers is actually sorry
âgood eveningâ
Welcome to smell the cheese đđ
Sometimes you wonder how they (just) get away with it
I miss you.
How do you favourite these things? This is by far the best made more-so by James Acaster. The guy is funny as eff.
This week 'how I met your mother' is set in Detroit... 'how I lost your father'
"and now for the nightly news"
âWell that is truly an amazing full moon tonightâ
Itâs midnight
''Im a huge fan of Piers Morgan''
Next up we make fun of a bunch of out-of-shape people trying to bench press, in Mock the Weak.
I have an announcement.
1:44.
That is all.
Whatâs bukaki? Or do I really not want to know...
According to Urban Dictionary, it involves multiple men, ejaculate, and a womanâs face. Yeah, depending on the person, itâs either kinky or gross.
1:18 kinda copied james acaster, but the execution was so good i canât complain
Which bit did he copy?
Who's the gorgeous tall bloke with specs?
I'm a bit late but it's Glenn Moore :)
I don't get the smell the cheese joke
I'm pretty sure it was just pure randomness tbh, I didn't find that one funny, James definitely has much better material in his locker
@@aaronhurst4379 It was very funny If you played smell the cheese back in the day.
And the time is twelve oâclock midnight.
''Are you American? speak the queens English please''
Cats in the attic? I don't get it.
Cash, not Cats. The joke being that instead of finding valuable antiques in their attic, they only found fibreglass loft insulation.
Can't believe they didn't do the sign language women
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I actually like British people now
Dara O'Breoche more likeđ
Nish Kumar is good
Said nobody EVER!!!
He's alright.
Bobby Jay
Yeah, good at being shite.
Can somebody explain the fibreglass joke please?
Duncan Fibreglass makes you itch and he is scratching himself
Tim Trewartha I get that part but is the cash in the attic thing common on daytime tv or something?
Duncan it's basically a show that gets people with things to sell (antiques etc) and they go to auction to see what they can get for it. Shock twist 1. The thing you thought was gonna sell for loads, awww it went for fuck all. Shock twist 2. The thing you thought was shite is actually rare as fuck and goes for loads. Oooh aren't we all surprised(!) :)
Insulation used for insulating buildings, often found in lofts and attics, contains glass fibre, which is a skin irritant.
James Acaster is brilliantly funny, intelligent and original. In fact heâs everything that Nish Kumar isnât đ
Fuckin no.
Who's the woman by Nish Kumar I've seen her in something? x
Hannah McGahan She was in Derek
Kerry Godliman
Bad Move with Jack Dee - quite attractive, I reckon - even Angela Barnes is tottiness!
2020: 3522
what's Jontron doing here?
Today on Fox and Friends, we all use crayons and glitter to send love letters to our bestest best president in the whole wide world.
"I'm not blinking."
Well, clearly you are.
Correction: "I'm not just blinking".
The show works much better with two women than one
Some people would argue it's worse, but most of us tune them out.
+LokkerG And your opinion is so important?
It works better with no women.
+chas ames No, but the complaints on the topic *do* get repetitive after awhile.
It would if both were funny
My one:
Now on Channel 5 it's The Wright Stuff.. It's like newsnight but for thicko's! đ
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Hyper-realistic.
Am I the only one who doesn't find the red haired woman funny at all?
No.
Am I the only one who is tired of people commenting on videos starting with " Am I the only one who..."
No, it's annoying.
Wrong way of wording it - you are definitely not on your own in not finding her funny and frankly we , the rest of the viewers , are offended by the mere fact you presumed that most of us liked her and your opinion was an unpopular one
I seen all the ones she's been in, she's only made me laugh once
I miss frankie boyle anyone else?
PL FAN he brought the savageness, the others can't compete
No.
BBC didn't deserve Clarkson and Frankie
No, he moved on to better things
How many years is it now? If you still miss him, you are facing some hard times in your life...
Itâs freaking 9pm what the hell are you doing here itâs called DAYTIME TV NOT BORE TO SLEEP TV
This one was pretty poor
''Hello this is Clinton New Network''
âLater on weâll be talking about premature ejac- oh no.â
No comedian is slow thinker!
"Later on we'll be talking about premature ejac...oh no"
James and Hugh are the only funny out of this lot
It's not the same without Frankie Boyle.
One of the worst lineups, only good ones were Hugh and James
Harry
No the one who did the Dion Dublin homes under the hammer joke wasn't either of them. Certainly not James Acaster.
But you're right Hugh Dennis is very funny.
Does this have a laugh track, cuase not all the jokes are funny
Viraj Ratnayale people are told before the show to laugh even if it's not funny, just as a courtesy
So bad without franky :(
You do realise that at this point Frankie has been off the show longer than he was on it.
Apparently not, because if you go to ANY Mock the Week video, SOMEONE will be whining about Frankie, and they have had PLENTY of time to decide if they wanted to stop watching by now.
It's not like he's dead go watch his stand up ffs
These woman aren't helping the stereotype of women not being funny
these rightards aren't helping the case of very fine people on both sides
Lame beyond belief.
The irony đ€Ł
The women have at best average jokes that arenât genuinely funny just a bit crude or political or just outright crap that may get a chuckles along with over the top acting that makes it cringy.
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