Things You Wouldn’t Hear In The Bible | Mock The Week
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- Probably the least religious Scene's we'd like to see featuring James Acaster, Gary Delaney, Rob Beckett, Elis James and Sara Pascoe. In things you wouldn’t hear in the Bible.
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"Eve voted Remain."
I died.
"The food was just bread, the conversation was rather sombre, but at least there was wine. I give Jesus 7/10".
I miss this show. I wish they'd bring it back.
No chance
Me too. It was so entertaining. I really looked forward to it every week. I'm not aware of any shows like this here in the States other than Who's Line is it, anyway? Which is gone and we stole from the Brits lol And Brit panel shows are a really creative format - game shows with comedians as contestants where the points don't matter. What's getting cancelled next, QI?
@@jakelecroy5553 Qi can’t be cancelled until after series 26
Politicians are too soft skin to handle humour, even though they are the biggest jokes.
You and me both mates I miss this show like a hole in my head and heart
I haven't seen the latest Bond films, but I'd be right there if in the next incarnation they cast James Acaster as Q.
Hugh was in No Time To Die
Dr.Jesus Pepper 😂
And Moses came down from the mountain. And he said: "WTF!! I turn my back for two minutes and this is what you get up to!"
I mean that is basically what he said
"Good news everyone, I have fift.. *crash* Ten commandments"
Thing I love about Hugh's Garden of Eden joke is that they did leave and it all went to shit
Blofeldt - “Hello Mr Bond, welcome to the Test Match Special Commentary suite a Lords during the 3rd Ashes test again Australia, it so nice to have you as our guest on ‘A View from the Boundary’ ”
"Well Henry, he definitely bowled a Dr. No ball."
"Welcome back, Mr. Bond, to this mandatory training course on sexual harassment in the workplace."
So Goldfinger. Do you expect me to talk?
Well it can't just be all sex.
James Bond! You think the sun shines out of your arse!
No. That was Goldfinger. Our encounters had a lasting effect.
“And The Lord said, thou shalt rub the lotion on thy skin or thou shalt get the hose again.”
Hi this is Jesus and in this new book podcast I'll be going over all my essential reads. You're listening to The Crucifiction.
'And Jesus gave out cans of Dr Pepper. "Come on," he said, "What's the WORST that could happen? Crucifixion?!"'
lol "Down the hall, first on the left, one cross each."
This show needs its Backstreet's Back alright.
No idea what that means, but I gave you a thumbs up anyway. 😁
always a pleasure
Indeed.
Where’s Frankie Boyle when you need him? 😭
awesome video
Mannn I miss this show
Dr Jesus Pepper 😂
I enjoyed this, and I believe in the Bible and the power of the shaken Martini.
My name is Doctor Jesus Pepper⚡️
5:09
"Well that could of ended better.!!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💕💕
Acaster won this one easily.
Please bring back mock the week. So little humour on tv atm.
This book has been rated 18 due to graphic violence, moderate threat and homophobia.
Should be a PG rating for the quran as well.
It's all based in Torah. All 3 should have a PG rating of "when you understand that fairy tales aren't real".
Number 1 thing You Wouldn't Hear in the Bible:
"All names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this publication are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred."
I just made this new bible last week and everyone believes it is true.
Dara can't say 'everyone'
The closest I can get to what he actually says is 'evrin'
@@timothybridgewater5795 It's more like eri-un I reckon
What is the the difference between Jesus and Jenna Jameson? The expression on the face when getting nailed.
Don't worry about Darwin...he thinks chuckens evolved from dinosaurs...😂
It's more believable than them being made by an invisible hypocritical sky wizard. Jus sayin'
There should be an American version of this
Why it will be shite
famous last words for the pilot
Oh god, please *NO!*
Yeah. It's called scenes from a hat on Whose Line Is It Anyways? Drew Carey and group have been doing this for a while. Just another example of the UK ripping off great American TV. They did it with The Office, and now this...
@@justgoofinaround you think I don't know whose line is it anyway? I grew up watching that every night, happy to see reruns and ecstatic at new episodes. It was a must watch at home
What I meant to say was. "I wish there was a modern, American version of Mock the Week"
And Jesus said, I suppose being God n all I could tell you about penicillin and basic plague restricting hygiene, but I won't cos I'm actually a bit of a dick.
Outstanding.
666 likes. Nice
*laughs in atheist
This was pretty cringey to be honest. Even Acaster was not at his best
Duh! the bible is a book. Books do not make a noise , so you cannot hear anything.
An excellent reminder of why this show needed to die.
Why?
@imcallingjapan2178 did you seriously find this clip funny?
@@robertharriman7267 Not really, I just wanted to know what you meant exactly
@@robertharriman7267 Of course I did.
Are you some sort of theist numpty?