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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer đ bbc.in/iPlayer... The performers suggest unlikely things to hear on a TV police show in Scenes We'd Like to See.
Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine the events of the week.
Mock the Week | Series 16 Episode 10 | BBC
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"Hate crime?"
"No I love crime."
My favourite Hugh Dennis Quote
"it's what I do"
''Is there a really good reason why you shouldn't be given a long sentence? ''Im dyslexic''
You made me spit my drink. Props for you
So very, very bad it's brilliant. I laughed out loud. Kudos.
Ohhh nooooo you made me do my worst laugh. I call it the The "Inhaling Jimmy Carr"...
@@clockworkkirlia7475 why would you inhale Jimmy Carr?
@@Mrcheckpointeh Cause he likes the smell of tax money?
âWeâve searched the suspectâs room and we found traces of semen, alcohol, and cocaine. Our conclusion - Absolute legendâ
I actual lost it at that đ
Sid X ugh
Someone with a BTS profile pic + watches weird English comedies = amazing person, have a nice day â€ïžđ
This line totally made up for James Acaster's weirdness
Glenn Moore is brilliant
A brilliant dirty joke, very well delivered, even better as you would not expect it from such a loveable nerdy giant đđ
I see Acaster, I click.
hollaname I think that's why he's in most of their thumbnails.
Same
Dont get the obsession with Acaster, heâs really not that funny
Andrew O' Sullivan same
Because he's so frickin' odd. You have to know what's knocking around in that head of his.
"You're trying to tell me that a Kop cop on clip clops tried to clip Klopp?" Brilliant.
That one takes a bit of practice!
who is the guy that said it>
The cop caught on clip-clips clipped Klopp*
He is just trying to imitate Acasters robo cop joke....
@@TheCloverBeanFTW Acaster didn't invent word play humour....
Gapyear Detective could actually be a good show.
Get writing.
James Acaster is the best
Surely it's Glenn Moore?
He ain't better than Hugh Dennis in my humble opinion!
acaster and dennis rubbish as usual!
Wish Frankie Boyle was still on here
berm because everyone has different comedic tastes you tosser
James' face @ 1:42 is one of satisfaction of a joke well done. đ
âWeâve no leads and no suspect...what do you think, Inspector Morse?â
â-... - -. - ... -. - - -...-.â
Wtf why would he say that?
Morse code
Crack...
"BTNTSNTT#"?
That image of Dara peeping out from behind the 2 at the end is actually quite creepy.
They couldn't fit his whole head in there.
Love it when new people are funny!
Kop cop on clip-clops clipped Kop. Now *that's* a tongue-twister! XD
I thought it was clipped Klopp at the end there.
It was clipped Klopp
Logan Clarry Jurgen Klopp.
L&R II I know who JĂŒrgen Klopp is
How do they come up with that shit HAHA!
Dude in the glasses!! Killing it!
I saw it the punchline of the "going down bit" a mile away and I still tried putting food in my mouth. Don't make my mistake.
I am a simple man. I see James Acaster, I like.
''The Police siren doesn't work on this car so you're gonna shout nee naa nee naa really loud through the window''
I miss Andy Parsons too
Yep, you should have stopped before the first one.
âWeâve arrested the suspect, Sarge!â
âThatâs the bloody actor from the reconstruction!â
âWhat do you mean he murdered someone?â
âThat canât be possibleâ
âThatâs illegal!â
Glenn's voice one had me in tears!
"When forensics arrive, let them know that, as per usual, a lot of the semen is courtesy of, yours truly."
You gotta hand it to Kerry Godliman for keeping a smile after that.
*Hugh and Dara the last ones remaining*
"We don't need the others..."
There can be only one!
âAfter you leave then I will have oneâ *Hugh Dennis
*you ask me to reconstruct the crime thus I killed someone* lol
"I think the killer is right under our noses"
*Sniffs cocaine*
"Shit"
New guy is good đ
Shame this is the only episode he's been in to date. Would love to see more of him on MTW
whats his name? wanna watch more of his standup
"So we took some samples from the crime scene but the chocolates are actually available from the hotel lobby so you know....."
James acaster is and always will be my favourite British comedian
I agree 100%
Kerry Godliman is hilarious!
Iâm dying st the gap year detective đ©
So much new talent turned up on this programme. I want it back.
I really want to see Richard Ayoade(?) on this
Idk... he doesn't do well in a format where people fight for screen time.
The guy in the glasses was actually really good
My entries:
"Well, first he in chocolatey, then he was in creamy, then caramelly and now, he's in custody"
"It's the former girl group Bananarama, Sarge. They've all been arrested and now stand accused of love in the first degree
."
"No officer! Please! You can't arrest me! I'm innocent! Everyone loves me! I played Cliff Huxtable for 8 years! I did all those pudding commercials! I created Fat Albert, for God's sake!"
CUSTARDY HAH
Hugh Dennis is incredibly prolific.
"Come out with your hands up!"
"Oh, uh, okay... I'm gay."
''Mr Hawking you have the right to remain silent''
Michael Langley please stop.
Awkward...
@@Rain-Man915 You called?
James Acaster is such a legend
James Acaster: everyone's favourite little brother! đ
Oh, you'll alter my voice afterwards.....?
Best of this edit.
What a surprise, Nish Kumar shouting đ
1:12 Might be my favorite one of these.
Glenn is fantastic!
That moment when Kerry looks at James and cracks up...hehe
I lost my shit at Gap Year Detective
"Sarge, we believe that this was a murder suicide. Our evidence suggests that the suspect shot this victim in the head, then turned the gun on himself. Like this."
BANG!!!!
The one at 1:14 deserves more credit.
Gap Year Detective sounds like something I'd watch.
Hugh Dennis is still the best tho
the guy in the suit had banger after banger!!!
1:50
Yes, just yes
This shows how talented these comedians are. No writers.
''We have now completed the post mortem of this gay man. He died from sniffing too much crack''
jesus jibbs cut him some slack, stay blessed JB x
Wait a second, that looks like me with a bunch of my haters going against me with the SWAT team
Angela , that birds, a bit of all right!
"Ma'am, we got the forensics report back, and it says the victim had cervical cancer. Oh, sorry, ma'am, that's your smear test."
Police want to interview a man wearing a pink bra and frilly knickers.
Unfortunately, their sergeant has told them they have to wear their regular uniform.
I love the second one!đ
Gap year detective đ
It's pronounced _'Gap yah'._
I totally chundered all over the place!
So, James does his joke, then walks off. The blonde lady (sorry, don't know her name) comes on and as the audience is still laughing at James she looks across at him. Where is he looking and it seems like he is talking to himself... See 1:40.
Is he working on his next gag?
Probably tbh that is also why sometimes people don't laugh at other people's jokes cuz they're planning one themself. đđ
That's also kinda just Acaster's persona
Kerry Godliman, her name is - the other girl with the red hair is Angela Barnes - both cute, IMHO!
@@arthurvasey Angela?
I thought it was Tina, which would've made the blondes joke about not wearing make-up a bit of a dig.
1:55 Iâm dead
"You're under arrest for indecent exposure! Put your hands in the air a-- Oh god put them back, Put them back!!"
Who is that tall sexy comedian with glasses who is suddenly slaying Mock the Week? I've not laughed that hard in a while.
Leo King, just in case you hadnât found by now - I believe heâs Glenn Moore.
Help me I'm stuck in this loop again.
1:55 Amazing
Gloves... yeah fair point....
0:26 this begs the question: how the HELL would a person with no hands be able to directly kill someone? like, I get that there's poison, or if they had assistance, maybe a gun or something like that, but aside from that, what would they be able to even hold the weapon with? and if it's with their legs, how would they be able to not only not drop it, but produce sufficient force to land a killing blow? seriously, that would be the absolute WORST HAND-icap, for a murderer.
... I'm not apologizing.
Neither for the pun itself, nor the effort I went through to make it.
Whos the fella with glasses and grey suit/tie combo.
Jay M Just in case you hadnât found him yet, his name is Glenn Moore :)
It seemed that these thieves opened the safe with their toes so they wouldnât leave fingerprints
Hey you watching the show, is this your car?
How do they even think of these responses?
Rehearsals
Great accent Nish!
So if Iâm not supposed to be seen, why are you filmming me?
*Mock the Week* (S16 Ep10; September 29, 2017)
Presenter: Dara O'Briain
Team 1: Glenn Moore (captain), Kerri Godliman, Nish Kumar.
Team 2: Angela Barnes, Hugh Dennis (captain), James Acaster.
Glenn Moore!!!!
Who's the bloke in the glasses? He owned that segment, really who is he? A name?
That would be Glenn Moore.
Somebody explain to me why "Gap Year Detective" still hasn't been made?!
A caster is my fave
1:34 what is with that wheezy laugh dara
James Acaster is a fucking legend
James Acaster is a fucking genius
Kerry is really funny
who's the tall guy with glasses
Colette Adams. Stephen Merchant.
Dozo G:... it's not Stephen bloody Merchant!!!
Gap year detective should be a show
Nice
I would watch Gap Year Detective
What happened everyoneâs gone apart from hugh
Kop.. Klopp wow
I heard they know what the theme of the question is before the show so they can write jokes it still very funny but they could be honest that they are written jokes
yeah probably you're right
But a lot of shows do this. After all, it's better to have a couple of jokes ready to go and then build on it, rather than having six comedians standing there looking blank while they try and put a joke together.
Also, of course, sometimes the topics are around stuff a comedian has done before, or possibly in their own act.
To the best of my knowledge, nobody has ever denied that they do such a thing.
of course it's written, even pros aren't that funny off the cuff. who's line was also fake improv and all written
Yeah, no. These are all improvised, as far as I can tell. The jokes you see in the finished product are just the ones that landed. Occasionally, they'll leave in actors flubbing their bits, but they also have blooper reels.
âHate Crime? Iâm a police-officer, of course I fucking hate crime!â
Reminds me of âWhose line is it anyways?â
That football manager one đ
Anyone notice how James Acaster looks like Rodney?? Just saying......!!!
Officer Blink: So, it turns out the terrorist was Irish, mid to late 20s, goes by the name of Brian...
Sergeant Patches: How many damn times must I tell you, his name is TERRORISER and it's the wrong Irishman, the culprit goes by the name of Craig...
Angela Barnes can go down on me, for a long time.
What does the beeping indicate???
That the next person should go up
Sorry Tina I didn't recognize you without your makeup
So the speed limit sign said forty five miles per hour. Sorry I have to give you this ticket because you were supposed to drive ten miles over the speed limit.
the very first joke by the red-haired woman was actually funny.
Oh no, the local public radio station has been robbed. The robber got away with one hunded thousand pounds worth of pledges.
Acaster đ
bodyguard (2018)