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    Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer-Home The performers suggest unlikely lines from a blockbuster movie in Scenes We'd Like to See.
    Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
    Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine the events of the week.
    Mock the Week | Series 6 Episode 11 | BBC
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  • @davidmerrick1085
    @davidmerrick1085 Pƙed 5 lety +770

    "I know you're a BladeRunner but in this house we don't run with scissors" 😂

    • @ruthhermosura460
      @ruthhermosura460 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      David Merrick And Run(ning) with scissors is also a movie 😂

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger Pƙed 3 lety +3

      I know you're a BladeRunner Oscar, but I'm 99% sure she WASNT a replicant.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 Pƙed 6 lety +1502

    I loved how everyone already got the "Planet of the Vapes" joke before Hugh even said it

    • @gracereads2917
      @gracereads2917 Pƙed 5 lety +11

      hotelmario510 ah British Humour

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 Pƙed 5 lety +5

      That's a vape forum

    • @BerserkinggearMoviesOfficial
      @BerserkinggearMoviesOfficial Pƙed 5 lety +30

      It really shows that a lot of them are on the same level, it’s brilliant

    • @MrExEssex
      @MrExEssex Pƙed 4 lety +21

      Yeah, you know you've got a good one when your colleagues start laughing before you even start the punchline.

    • @diranbodossian6061
      @diranbodossian6061 Pƙed 4 lety +12

      I didn't see it coming at all, but the set-up was so funny even before the punchline that I was already cracking up!

  • @RichardIII1955
    @RichardIII1955 Pƙed 6 lety +960

    The Loki low-key one was priceless! 😂😄

  • @FooBarBash
    @FooBarBash Pƙed 6 lety +701

    2:10 I love how everyone saw Hugh's joke coming and still laughed :').

  • @robertbrookes2000
    @robertbrookes2000 Pƙed 6 lety +465

    Idk what it is but I just love the blade runner joke.

    • @Ben-ng3og
      @Ben-ng3og Pƙed 5 lety +2

      Robert Brookes it was the funniest

    • @TriploGoofus
      @TriploGoofus Pƙed 5 lety +9

      Delivery

    • @tiarnan76
      @tiarnan76 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      what did he say exactly - I cant understand him

    • @bizarrebunny5579
      @bizarrebunny5579 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      tiarnan "you might well be a blade runner Ryan but in the house we do not run with scissors"

    • @bizarrebunny5579
      @bizarrebunny5579 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Robert Brookes same it gets me every time 😂

  • @dhruvtrivedi7689
    @dhruvtrivedi7689 Pƙed 6 lety +735

    Mad max joke was really good.hilarious

    • @Aj-xt4cw
      @Aj-xt4cw Pƙed 5 lety +7

      What about climax

    • @numbo655
      @numbo655 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Not really

    • @jay70328
      @jay70328 Pƙed 4 lety

      It's a version of the Vladimir Putin meme

  • @helenetrstrup4817
    @helenetrstrup4817 Pƙed 4 lety +69

    Mad Max, Sad Max, Bad Max , Glad Max and Dad Max - Hahaha. This is too good 😂

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Don’t forget the one who has a qualification from university, Grad Max.

    • @SkyCloudsStudios
      @SkyCloudsStudios Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +1

      And the cool cousin, Rad Max

  • @Madhava1983
    @Madhava1983 Pƙed 6 lety +291

    Hahaha I feel like Milton Jones makes the other comedians laugh more than anyone else

    • @Cryscorde
      @Cryscorde Pƙed 4 lety +1

      “You are a villain, just not a super villain!”

    • @audigex
      @audigex Pƙed 4 lety +7

      Yeah Milton Jones and Sean Lock seem to be very much "comedian's comedians"... they're funny in general, but other comedians seem to particularly appreciate their humour

  • @teuntje2863
    @teuntje2863 Pƙed 6 lety +333

    Still waiting for Thesaurus the movie..

  • @doctorwhat3683
    @doctorwhat3683 Pƙed 3 lety +22

    0:23 the only time i’ve ever seen Milton crack up while telling his own joke.

  • @brentcrude8565
    @brentcrude8565 Pƙed 6 lety +79

    Milton is a legend. I love how there's an increasing number of MTW videos where he goes last and just kills it, with his fellow comedians losing their shit. :)

    • @divyabadri9787
      @divyabadri9787 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      “Welcome to the bakery” has yet to be topped imo

  • @Monada79
    @Monada79 Pƙed 6 lety +203

    The one about Bond and the STDs was hysterical!

  • @LokkerG
    @LokkerG Pƙed 6 lety +119

    Anyone catch Milton cracking up on his first joke after getting buzzed?

  • @HardcoreInsanity
    @HardcoreInsanity Pƙed 6 lety +111

    The planet of the vapes joke was priceless

  • @Mel-bh6vb
    @Mel-bh6vb Pƙed 4 lety +10

    1:46 I can’t help but backing up coz his face just says it all lol

  • @jovanleon7
    @jovanleon7 Pƙed 4 lety +31

    The most reliable online store delivery service on planet earth. Optimus Prime.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Not only can I transform from a robot into a truck, but I also sell cheap t-shirts and jeans.
      I am Optimus Primark.

  • @JoshuaCodes
    @JoshuaCodes Pƙed 6 lety +52

    That Spider-Man Joke 😂

  • @noahcrane142
    @noahcrane142 Pƙed 5 lety +32

    That homecoming one was hilarious

  • @thesurgeon6473
    @thesurgeon6473 Pƙed 6 lety +109

    Good Lord, Nish was actually funny. And I love Milton

  • @gideoncaplan6814
    @gideoncaplan6814 Pƙed 6 lety +332

    Milton Jones stole the show again

    • @iz723
      @iz723 Pƙed 6 lety +8

      DRESS LOKI!

    • @harrywithanh
      @harrywithanh Pƙed 5 lety +2

      Could he bring it back please

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Pƙed 3 lety

      He burgled it. He purloined it. He engaged in thievery.

  • @neiljohnston8497
    @neiljohnston8497 Pƙed 5 lety +12

    2:36 Tory Party Conference. That was brilliant

  • @lydiaboyle4158
    @lydiaboyle4158 Pƙed 4 lety +6

    1:46 He's got a license to kill me with a forklift, Olé!

  • @fajaradi1223
    @fajaradi1223 Pƙed 6 lety +29

    Planet of the Vapes ... That's very scary shit. LOL ..

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 Pƙed 4 lety +6

    2:35 Great gag by Nish here, but he could have gone so much further with it. Milton's final gag was great.

  • @jeanniehelliwell1599
    @jeanniehelliwell1599 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    You are all so funny!Milton and Hugh on fire.fabulous. I watch you to unwind every night to get rid of the day’s awful news. Thank you,all of you.

  • @DeanMoxley87
    @DeanMoxley87 Pƙed 5 lety +27

    1:25 how BIG is the guys LITTLE finger
    2:58 it’s Bart Gimpson

    • @enzyl6181
      @enzyl6181 Pƙed 4 lety

      DM87â„ąïž the guy is nish kumar

  • @thesurgeon6473
    @thesurgeon6473 Pƙed 6 lety +35

    Hahaha, Seuss to Shipman. That was amazing

    • @unsaturatedfats5323
      @unsaturatedfats5323 Pƙed 6 lety +2

      The Surgeon care to explain? I didn't get that one

    • @LokkerG
      @LokkerG Pƙed 6 lety +5

      My guess: Dr. Seuss is low on the "strange" scale with Dr. Shipman being high. Hence, Dr. Strange being asked "how strange."

    • @thesurgeon6473
      @thesurgeon6473 Pƙed 6 lety +12

      Fatemah Jafar - Dr Seuss was a writer who wrote weird kids' books. Harold Shipman was a doctor who was also a serial killer - hence they're both strange

    • @pineapplesandjellies
      @pineapplesandjellies Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Ohhh I thought he said Zeus.

  • @monmothma3358
    @monmothma3358 Pƙed rokem +3

    Hugh Dennis is in a league of his own 😂

  • @Denis-89
    @Denis-89 Pƙed 6 lety +26

    Actually really good this week!

  • @idunrudemo
    @idunrudemo Pƙed 5 lety +5

    2:11 aaah the prĂ© laugh got me😂

  • @arabasmatipas8577
    @arabasmatipas8577 Pƙed 6 lety +55

    Blockbuster Broadcasting Channel

  • @Tvuvtctoj46fck
    @Tvuvtctoj46fck Pƙed 3 lety +4

    The Max family also had a bionic brother: Beta Max.

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka Pƙed 4 lety +11

    _Planet of the vapes..._
    I'm tapping out. đŸ€Ł

  • @aussievapezaussievapez__3320

    Milton.... unbelievably funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @christopherosullivan6473
    @christopherosullivan6473 Pƙed 5 lety +12

    Every time Ed Gamble makes a joke, he just freezes like a creepy doll. Just see in the joke he says in this video

  • @jesserobb399
    @jesserobb399 Pƙed 5 lety +38

    "I am Loki the mischief god of Norse" I think you mean the Norse god of mischief

  • @KhanivoreQniba
    @KhanivoreQniba Pƙed 4 lety +2

    Magnificent Milton and Hilarious Hugh.

  • @Maurice_Moss
    @Maurice_Moss Pƙed 5 lety +7

    That thesaurus joke though 😂😂

  • @sekpatakun
    @sekpatakun Pƙed 6 lety +5

    Hugh D.... Legend

  • @696190
    @696190 Pƙed 4 lety +9

    "Frozen: a tragic tale of pensioners..." that could've gone so dark...

  • @YodaOnDMT
    @YodaOnDMT Pƙed 5 lety +15

    MAKE THAT *'Any-Old Ironman'* FILM... NOW!!;

  • @jonathancooper4914
    @jonathancooper4914 Pƙed 4 lety

    That was very, very good. đŸ€Ł

  • @swampy6194
    @swampy6194 Pƙed 6 lety +41

    The Dad from Outnumbered was brilliant.

  • @enmokunay
    @enmokunay Pƙed 4 lety

    This was so good 😂

  • @hmmok7693
    @hmmok7693 Pƙed 5 lety +5

    Did he just predict Ryan Gosling in blade runner 2049?

  • @imforeveru
    @imforeveru Pƙed 4 lety +4

    Why does that first guy sound SO MUCH like David Tennant!! 😆

    • @tomodonnell878
      @tomodonnell878 Pƙed 4 lety

      Ummm he doesn’t...

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart Pƙed 4 lety

      Because you've never heard David Tennant speak?

  • @_____7704
    @_____7704 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    I just work here man, do you want the coke with the meal deal or not?

  • @spitfiresz0g176
    @spitfiresz0g176 Pƙed 6 lety +3

    I get the Sudden Impact reference.

  • @StephenDsouzastephndsz
    @StephenDsouzastephndsz Pƙed 5 lety +3

    Nish Kumar on point in this one!

  • @plestrange511
    @plestrange511 Pƙed 6 lety +2

    I love all the Marvel jokes 😂

  • @livb6945
    @livb6945 Pƙed 5 lety +3

    When Milton is on, I always smile. He's special 😍
    He's a comedian's comedian

  • @Afroman764
    @Afroman764 Pƙed 6 lety +1

    Miles was so funny

  • @creativegoth
    @creativegoth Pƙed 5 lety

    Planet of the Vapes.. What a line.. Hehe!.

  • @LPKelly380
    @LPKelly380 Pƙed rokem +1

    1:25 oddly long pinky finger 😼

  • @martinmoore7920
    @martinmoore7920 Pƙed 3 lety

    At 1.12 enters Mrs Doyle....Go on Go on Go on Go on...now where is Father Ted😂

  • @gdj6298
    @gdj6298 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Fashion in comedy comes and goes. But excruciating wordplay never dies. MILTON JONES FOREVER !

    • @ChristopheStrobbe
      @ChristopheStrobbe Pƙed rokem +1

      Speaking of fashion, how much of the GDP of Hawaii is Milton buying shirts?
      (Yes, that was a question on Mock the Week.)

  • @JeremiahFrye
    @JeremiahFrye Pƙed 3 lety +1

    And the forgotten brother, BetaMax

  • @picklepaddy
    @picklepaddy Pƙed 6 lety +1

    Last one reminds me of only fools and horses.

  • @TheWitchOvAgnesi
    @TheWitchOvAgnesi Pƙed 4 lety +2

    I watched a LOT of these... Hugh always wins.

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Yeah, I feel that because he's so consistently hilarious people take it for granted and don't give him the recognition he deserves

  • @boozytheelf3893
    @boozytheelf3893 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I don't know how these guys come up with this stuff so quickly. Awesome :)

  • @isabellehaque-bousquet6910
    @isabellehaque-bousquet6910 Pƙed 5 lety +4

    2:45 Tom Holland tho

  • @HashimAziz1
    @HashimAziz1 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    2:05 erm did this guy just reference Dr Zeus?

  • @bat8046
    @bat8046 Pƙed 4 lety

    the spiderman one was top notch

  • @claytonlevibrown
    @claytonlevibrown Pƙed 6 lety +1

    hilarious

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    Hello, I’m Dara Ó Briain. Welcome to Blockbusters on Comedy Central.

  • @ascenciopictures
    @ascenciopictures Pƙed 3 lety

    I feel that accents enhance the jokes and make them funnier.

  • @sweiland75
    @sweiland75 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Description is wrong. This is from series 16, not 6.

  • @TheTruthKiwi
    @TheTruthKiwi Pƙed 3 lety

    Very very funny

  • @Algahiem
    @Algahiem Pƙed 4 lety +3

    My Entries
    "We have a new villain is terrorising Gotham City, Batman. He leaves a small, chocolate biscuit bar on the scene of every crime he commits. The guy's in the department refer to him as..."the Penguin"
    "Greetings. My name is Shang Tsung. This are my brother, Shang Lo, this is my sister, Shang Hi, and the cousin, Shang Alang-a Ding-Dong"
    "YOU MANIACS!!! You blew it up!! God damn you...JEREMY CORBYN!!!"

  • @YuriNator557
    @YuriNator557 Pƙed 6 lety +10

    oh hey, a decent line up

  • @MayorofDipshittery-lq7if
    @MayorofDipshittery-lq7if Pƙed 3 lety

    Miles Jupp is THE MAN !!!!!!!!!

  • @r.z.8654
    @r.z.8654 Pƙed 3 lety

    What episode is this one?

  • @Hana9916
    @Hana9916 Pƙed 3 lety

    1:25 I can't believe Nish Kumar predicted The Umbrella Academy season 2

  • @lqn7260
    @lqn7260 Pƙed 3 lety

    There was a line in Umbrella Academy which effectively said one of those lines (something like “whoever you are, I will find you.. oops sorry I got the wrong number”)

  • @JosephSchneider26
    @JosephSchneider26 Pƙed 4 lety

    Well, if he wasn't such a Thor-eye, he would have dressed loki.

  • @greecedelgado7817
    @greecedelgado7817 Pƙed 6 lety +1

    I’m American; never seen this. What does the buzzing mean? Is that just a signal for the next person to go up?

    • @JimmyLundberg
      @JimmyLundberg Pƙed 5 lety

      Yeah. Sometimes the comedian is interrupted if the boss (super-villain looking guy who's always laughing) wants to.

  • @laurascott1390
    @laurascott1390 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Why do I find Hugh Dennis attractive!?!?

  • @samstrachan9754
    @samstrachan9754 Pƙed 6 lety +2

    Who is the third guy to go up who is wearing a navy blue blazer, a patterned colour shirt and has a greyish beard?

  • @karlikm1119
    @karlikm1119 Pƙed 5 lety +3

    Dress low-key 😂

  • @10tonhamster
    @10tonhamster Pƙed 4 lety +1

    “And now I’ve pooed myself, there really should be a zipper on these costumes”

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Beam me up, Scotty! With my shoes on, Scotty!

  • @petertr2000
    @petertr2000 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    4-eyes joke, very clever.

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads Pƙed 4 lety

    3am cant sleep not being helped by the vapes joke. Damn this show is funnier than #allamericanstandup

  • @sweiland75
    @sweiland75 Pƙed 6 lety +1

    Starring Adam Sandler

  • @simeonbaumel7293
    @simeonbaumel7293 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
    No
    That's because it hasn't come out yet.

  • @ospreyphil8995
    @ospreyphil8995 Pƙed 6 lety +12

    Shouldn't the Optimus Prime joke be "Amazon Prime"?

    • @TOPOFTHEBOBS
      @TOPOFTHEBOBS Pƙed 5 lety +4

      no cos amazon is not a film character

  • @Aj-xt4cw
    @Aj-xt4cw Pƙed 5 lety +1

    What about climax

  • @timebomb4562
    @timebomb4562 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    Poor tony bond

  • @Pinkdinosaurs7
    @Pinkdinosaurs7 Pƙed 4 lety

    Is that the bloke from balamory???

  • @ThugKing25
    @ThugKing25 Pƙed 6 lety +9

    Hey it's the woman from the Ronnie Johns Show ... forgot her name. Any Aussies recognise her?

  • @smwlhr17
    @smwlhr17 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    😆 Mad max, bad max, sad max, glad max, dead max

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic Pƙed 6 lety +3

    houston the rocket is knackered.
    apollo 13 UK the knackerd rocket.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 Pƙed 5 lety

    You’ve seen school kids learn how to rock, now get ready for something better based on the musical better than what was said before. hamilton

  • @njjj2688
    @njjj2688 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    "Directed by M. Night Shamylan"

  • @GudderGames
    @GudderGames Pƙed 4 lety

    So, yall say your dates in the wrong order, and your gods.....

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass Pƙed 6 lety +3

    There's a swarm of wasps that are after us run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Calm down its only an F1 race nearby''

  • @theindiescourge1936
    @theindiescourge1936 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    I had actually thought of that “Loki” pun like a day ago.

  • @rosebyanyname
    @rosebyanyname Pƙed 4 lety

    DRESS LO KI

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords Pƙed 4 lety +1

    I see dead people .... On this NHS waiting list.