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    Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer-Home The performers suggest unlikely things to hear at an award ceremony in Scenes We'd Like to See.
    Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
    Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine the events of the week.
    Mock the Week | Series 11 Episode 1 | BBC
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  • @didibeck11
    @didibeck11 Před 6 lety +1141

    "and welcome your host for tonight, Dec" He predicted the future.

    • @gezzarandom
      @gezzarandom Před 5 lety +11

      Correct lol.

    • @DrDM87
      @DrDM87 Před 5 lety +9

      Like Saville, Ant was a known piss pot as we have learned

    • @la4814
      @la4814 Před 5 lety +2

      I know I had to check the year this was posted!

    • @monkeysaru3957
      @monkeysaru3957 Před 4 lety +17

      ​@@mydeskiswobbly Ant (who is Dec's TV partner) caused a car crash while drunk-driving. Ant and Dec always host together, but during Ant's trial and rehabilitation period, Dec hosted on TV by himself.

    • @crazyman8472
      @crazyman8472 Před 3 lety +1

      We can laugh about it now… 😜

  • @PurushaDesa
    @PurushaDesa Před 10 lety +671

    I love that Dara takes a second to process that insult : "Wait a minute. I'M Dara O'Briain."

    • @quinnmullen5601
      @quinnmullen5601 Před 5 lety +22

      Chris: And the winner is DARA'O BRIEN
      Dara: *sticks up middle finger*

    • @KarstenOkk
      @KarstenOkk Před 5 lety +9

      I won something! [remembers the format] Oh wait.

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 Před 4 lety +7

      Yet you can cleraly see how he suppresses a grin to keep playing despite finding it funny.

    • @raffaellarizzo9154
      @raffaellarizzo9154 Před 4 lety

      @@quinnmullen5601 The standard British reaction. 😂😂

    • @quinnmullen5601
      @quinnmullen5601 Před 4 lety +1

      @@raffaellarizzo9154 not where i live mate you'd get lightly insulted and and bring it up a year later lol😂😂😂

  • @shannonmilne1671
    @shannonmilne1671 Před 6 lety +344

    “And the award for best presenter of the year goes to...Dec” - 2018😬

  • @piscesbxtch7016
    @piscesbxtch7016 Před 6 lety +286

    That Dec joke is too real now...

  • @Proglove85
    @Proglove85 Před 7 lety +231

    The Chris Rea joke is a rare gem, which I will treasure always.

    • @MabzProductionz
      @MabzProductionz Před 4 lety +3

      Proglove85
      Me too it's one of the funniest things Ive heard especially the crowds reaction hahaha

    • @vazhatavberidze5040
      @vazhatavberidze5040 Před 3 lety +1

      You probably wanted to say rear gem, right?

    • @Proglove85
      @Proglove85 Před 3 lety +1

      @@vazhatavberidze5040 ey-yo! Pun VERY much appreciated!

    • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
      @TheFrugalVideoGamer Před 3 lety +8

      The joke itself wasn't all that great - but his indignant reaction after made it awesome.

  • @Holden_McHock
    @Holden_McHock Před 11 měsíci +5

    I keep coming back to see how well greg davies handled that joke flop. It was perfection

  • @teambalbirniecycles6914
    @teambalbirniecycles6914 Před 7 lety +168

    "would you please welcome your host for the night...Dec" its almost like Hugh knew

    • @anthonymoon7746
      @anthonymoon7746 Před 3 lety +1

      Hugh knew?

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess Před 4 měsíci

      from another thread, " ​Ant (who is Dec's TV partner) caused a car crash while drunk-driving. Ant and Dec always host together, but during Ant's trial and rehabilitation period, Dec hosted on TV by himself."

  • @xtheamazingax
    @xtheamazingax Před 6 lety +573

    0:44. How did he know?

  • @paulforryan4253
    @paulforryan4253 Před 8 lety +315

    Greg Davies joke about Kim jon ill was the best!

    • @gdavies4
      @gdavies4 Před 7 lety

      Paul Forryan what was it? I couldn't make it out

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger Před 7 lety +8

      g davies Best rap record... Kim Jon, I told you I was Ill... because he died...

    • @TMThesaurus
      @TMThesaurus Před 7 lety +20

      Ill is also hip-hop slang for excellent.
      I have never felt more white than in this moment.

    • @garethwilliams3819
      @garethwilliams3819 Před 6 lety +9

      "I told you I was ill" is on Spike Milligan's grave stone (in Latin, I believe)

    • @arguspanoptes9510
      @arguspanoptes9510 Před 6 lety +3

      Gareth Williams Actually I believe it's Irish Gaelic

  • @NateSean
    @NateSean Před 7 lety +286

    "And the best stalker of the year award goes to... OH MY GOD, HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"

  • @szbnahl
    @szbnahl Před 6 lety +37

    Almost six years later, that Ant and Dec joke takes on a whole different meaning.

  • @johnmorgan1629
    @johnmorgan1629 Před 3 lety +13

    Gregg's response, to the response to his home is a classic.

  • @MarkHilton1
    @MarkHilton1 Před 12 lety +17

    I love it when Dara is part of the joke, this is no exception

  • @ar9n
    @ar9n Před 6 lety +29

    "please welcome your host for the night... Dec" this one actually came true

  • @benholmes9625
    @benholmes9625 Před 6 lety +31

    Hugh Dennis predicted the future
    “Presenting the show tonight is Dec”
    That’s what has happened!!

  • @FutureLegend94
    @FutureLegend94 Před 10 lety +395

    Cling Film.....Haha brilliant

    • @AdsE462
      @AdsE462 Před 10 lety +185

      "OH THAT WAS ALRIGHT THOUGH WAS IT?"

    • @JentleSticks
      @JentleSticks Před 10 lety +68

      AdsE462 Politics man I tell ya

    • @aTomFX1
      @aTomFX1 Před 6 lety +4

      incredible joke

  • @Stroija
    @Stroija Před 11 lety +8

    I felt so sorry for Greg when no-one got that Chris Rea joke :D

  • @isabelnorris8961
    @isabelnorris8961 Před 6 lety +55

    The Dec joke is suddenly very accurate

  • @ausomeaspie
    @ausomeaspie Před 7 lety +9

    Omg "I told you I was Ill!" that was brilliant!

  • @Mimsacool
    @Mimsacool Před 10 lety +141

    And the Oscar for best actor goes to...........Leonardo Dicaprio

  • @Kaltagstar96
    @Kaltagstar96 Před 10 lety +19

    Nathan Canton was so right about David Cameron and Dara's reaction to Chris' joke was fucking golden.

    • @SiliconBong
      @SiliconBong Před 9 lety +4

      I added three views, just to see Dara's face :D

  • @SelfPrecaution
    @SelfPrecaution Před 11 lety +8

    Chris Addison's first joke was probably the best, because Dara's reaction was priceless.

    • @India.H
      @India.H Před rokem +2

      Well, he'd just lost out at an awards ceremony, you can't blame him 😂

  • @redfan369
    @redfan369 Před 10 lety +15

    Much as I miss Frankie, I do think him leaving has given Hugh a real chance to shine, and he's fucking brilliant.

  • @ppeter1982
    @ppeter1982 Před 6 lety +7

    I love that "It's all politics, man" come back from Dara.

  • @RosscoReviews
    @RosscoReviews Před 6 lety +6

    0:44 “Would you please welcome your host for the night...Dec”
    As if Hugh Dennis predicted what was going to happen in 2018 😂😂😂

  • @TheSatanshunter
    @TheSatanshunter Před 6 lety +17

    0:44 well that is pretty accurate now

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo Před 9 lety +181

    Unfortunate joke bomb of the year: Greg Davies.

  • @2467deadman
    @2467deadman Před 12 lety +7

    Nathan Caton is one of the best in the new comedian batch, I've seen in months. Hope he gets far in the stand up world.

  • @evapine2795
    @evapine2795 Před 6 lety +13

    0:44 when the unlikely becomes reality...

  • @Chefcouchon
    @Chefcouchon Před 8 lety +168

    0:32 listen closely is that the ghost of frankie boyle?

    • @lucytaylor7754
      @lucytaylor7754 Před 8 lety +23

      He sits in the corner ... waiting .....

    • @lorik2005
      @lorik2005 Před 7 lety +49

      Ready to open the racist door...

    • @lucytaylor7754
      @lucytaylor7754 Před 7 lety +14

      And the sex with innocent creatures ...

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass Před 6 lety +4

    Hugh's Dec joke actually became true this year.

  • @keepyoureyespeeled
    @keepyoureyespeeled Před 6 lety +66

    Well that Dec one came true...

  • @Damo833
    @Damo833 Před 8 lety +210

    and the soap of the year is
    Dove

  • @davidwhitfield7864
    @davidwhitfield7864 Před 6 lety +23

    0:44 - Not as unlikely as you'd think ...

  • @chrismorgan3137
    @chrismorgan3137 Před 4 lety +3

    I can definitely hear Frankie Boyle laughing at 0:33

  • @classicmail8239
    @classicmail8239 Před 6 lety +1

    He set him self up for that first one haha

  • @maisiesummers42
    @maisiesummers42 Před 6 lety +2

    0:43 - "... your host for the night: Dec." It's come true!!

  • @allycattiny
    @allycattiny Před 5 lety +4

    "welcome your host for tonight, Dec!" has he ever considered a job as a medium?

  • @greyjackal
    @greyjackal Před 6 lety +4

    Dammit - Hugh Dennis is prescient again with the "Dec on his own" gag

  • @Demon-ft1th
    @Demon-ft1th Před 2 lety +5

    "And the Irish Man of the Year Award goes to... Dara O'Briain."

  • @KayleighNatasha
    @KayleighNatasha Před 11 lety +2

    I love Chris' reaction afterwards

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 Před 6 lety +70

    I suspect the Host for a Night: Dec joke might get horribly true.

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass Před 6 lety +1

      It has done so far for Saturday Night Takeaway.

  • @sandykemp7562
    @sandykemp7562 Před 6 lety +1

    “Would you please welcome your host for tonight....Dec!” Well it’s happened now! 😂

  • @GeorgeAllenHD
    @GeorgeAllenHD Před 6 lety +10

    0:44 it is no longer unlikely to here this anymore 😬

  • @ysammo214
    @ysammo214 Před 7 lety +5

    1:07 hahahhaha gotta love greg davies

  • @henrybarber8865
    @henrybarber8865 Před 6 lety +1

    The joke about Ant and Dec 😂 little did they know

  • @wayne20uk
    @wayne20uk Před 4 lety +2

    Anyone else see greg davies checkin the jokes on his hands 🤣

  • @adammorris4
    @adammorris4 Před 6 lety +1

    0:45 Well... that looks to be the case now! 😂

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass Před 10 lety +4

    ''the worst driver of the year goes to George michael''

  • @dhruvkrishna8286
    @dhruvkrishna8286 Před 6 lety +1

    lmao "would you please welcome your host for the night: Dec" predicting Ant's downfall over 5 years ago

  • @emjackson2289
    @emjackson2289 Před 6 lety +3

    Hugh's joke about "Host for the night, Dec!" is entirely apt in 2018-19 . . . .

  • @romeaffair
    @romeaffair Před 10 lety +8

    Hugh Dennis is brilliant.

  • @robertkiely4380
    @robertkiely4380 Před 6 lety +3

    Lol here’s your host for the night “Dec” actually happened in the end hahahahahaha

  • @StarKid67
    @StarKid67 Před 2 lety +1

    That 1st One 😂😂

  • @harrysewell4656
    @harrysewell4656 Před 6 lety +4

    0.50 just became a touch more real

  • @gezzarandom
    @gezzarandom Před 5 lety +2

    0:44 Wonder where Hugh Dennis bought his crystal ball? lol

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart Před 5 lety +2

      He'd probably just met him a few times, Ant's drink problem was hardly a secret.

  • @quizmaster85
    @quizmaster85 Před 7 lety +4

    "And the award for Best Live Oscars Cock-up" goes to PriceWaterhouseCoopers!

  • @itsbatpig4636
    @itsbatpig4636 Před 6 lety +14

    0:44 in 2018

  • @adamg3485
    @adamg3485 Před rokem +1

    My favourite one was welcome to the first witness protection scheme awards lol

  • @classicmail8239
    @classicmail8239 Před 6 lety +2

    0:44
    That is so relevant haha

  • @MegaPenguins100
    @MegaPenguins100 Před 6 lety +3

    The joke about Dec is even funnier now 😬😄

  • @dariushcreates
    @dariushcreates Před 5 lety +3

    I bet Hugh is like, "Well I'll be." with that Dec joke

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Před 3 lety

      Who’s Dec?

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess Před 4 měsíci

      half of a well-known TV presenting duo, Ant-and-Dec - from another thread, " Ant (who is Dec's TV partner) caused a car crash while drunk-driving. Ant and Dec always host together, but during Ant's trial and rehabilitation period, Dec hosted on TV by himself."

  • @peprilen
    @peprilen Před 12 lety

    cling, cling-film!! haha my favourite one

  • @flatigator2013
    @flatigator2013 Před 6 lety +5

    The funny thing is the 0:43 one is quite likely now

  • @Craamron
    @Craamron Před 5 lety +2

    And to present the award for Best Visual Effects, Mr David Blunkett

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess Před 4 měsíci +1

    everyone else may remember this segment for Hugh's Ant+Dec foretelling, but I will remember discovering that my hearing is going... did not notice the beeps after 2:22 at all...

  • @Weak_Texas
    @Weak_Texas Před 4 lety +1

    And the award for best driver goes to, Prince Philip

  • @davidwinger2154
    @davidwinger2154 Před 5 lety +3

    Greg Davies is a genius

  • @lucasdejong6791
    @lucasdejong6791 Před 9 lety +51

    2:35 This show is going to be banned in North Korea for this.

    • @parmavioIets
      @parmavioIets Před 7 lety +10

      a large proportion of western media is

    • @ellelk2443
      @ellelk2443 Před 4 lety

      Pretty much everything is

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic Před 6 lety +2

    0:44 he predicted that one

  • @wgeorge6048
    @wgeorge6048 Před 6 lety +1

    Little did Hugh Dennis know that Dec would present on his own in the future

  • @opheliawolf
    @opheliawolf Před 8 lety +112

    And the Oscar goes to Leonardo Dicaprio

    • @Rert
      @Rert Před 7 lety +2

      lol

  • @mooey87
    @mooey87 Před 6 lety +2

    It’s funny coz the Dec joke actually happened 😂

  • @bradw8102
    @bradw8102 Před 5 lety

    Ever since Ant's troubles this year this video has and will now perhaps only ever be remembered for Hugh's joke predicting it all

  • @hallowf13
    @hallowf13 Před 6 lety +14

    0:45 that didn't age well

  • @RacingAtHome
    @RacingAtHome Před 7 lety +2

    And the award for the best side goes to.... WATERSIDE!

  • @nibbles6675
    @nibbles6675 Před 4 lety +4

    AND THE AWARD FOR THE MOST ENTHUSIASTIC AWARD SHOW HOST IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS… ME?!? SERIOUSLY?!? HOLY SHIT, THANK YOU SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, MUCH!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!

  • @KrytenMark
    @KrytenMark Před 12 lety

    2:49 "Too late!" X''D

  • @milleyin83
    @milleyin83 Před 12 lety

    hahahahaha....I love this

  • @aightman340
    @aightman340 Před 6 lety +8

    HOLY SHIT THE DEC ONE IS NOW ACTUALLY TRUE!!!!!

  • @Molly-kv5si
    @Molly-kv5si Před 4 lety

    You better not be there when I get home, sista! Coz I'm big time now! xD

  • @margaritam.9118
    @margaritam.9118 Před 7 lety

    lol Travolta shade

  • @archielucas7577
    @archielucas7577 Před 6 lety +22

    Host for the night... Dec.
    Oh wait :(

  • @nutellaMEE
    @nutellaMEE Před 11 lety

    1:01 just casually laughing at his own joke

  • @jackanory-balamory
    @jackanory-balamory Před 6 lety

    0:47 too real

  • @fba90130
    @fba90130 Před 6 lety +1

    And the National Insincerity award goes to .....the Audience....!!!

  • @paulSAYERable
    @paulSAYERable Před 12 lety +1

    i got the chris rea joke haha

  • @burvin8r
    @burvin8r Před 6 lety

    0.42 too real right now :0

  • @david124bat
    @david124bat Před 11 lety +1

    Seeing Greg Davies a week today, cant wait

  • @mythellaneous2082
    @mythellaneous2082 Před 6 lety

    0:47 ..........When Hugh predicts the 2018 news in 2012.........

  • @LettsB1
    @LettsB1 Před 6 lety +2

    And welcome your host, Dec! Much more likely now.

  • @daviddavid3
    @daviddavid3 Před 12 lety

    Agreed. Funny how no-one says that about Russell though!

  • @gcurtis8512
    @gcurtis8512 Před 7 lety +30

    "Sexy
    Sexy
    Very sexy
    Oh sorry the award for best child actor goes to.."

    • @emjackson2289
      @emjackson2289 Před 6 lety +1

      Moonimoop The supreme DARK

    • @greycatmon
      @greycatmon Před 3 lety

      Update for that joke: The award for best child actor goes to.... The cast of Cuties!

    • @SuperHedgehog910
      @SuperHedgehog910 Před 3 lety

      @@greycatmon We do not speak of the worst film ever made.

  • @AnarchistMetalhead
    @AnarchistMetalhead Před 10 lety

    yes, they have good sound effects

  • @jamesc9882
    @jamesc9882 Před 6 lety

    0:53 haha no way, they got it

  • @eclectica1
    @eclectica1 Před 10 lety

    Haha. Poor Greg.

  • @BlahDBlahDBlah
    @BlahDBlahDBlah Před 3 lety +1

    I think it's pretty telling that Micky Flanagan refers to his wife as "sister".

  • @alexvickers257
    @alexvickers257 Před 6 lety

    The Dec one is actually kind of relevant ahaha🍺🍻

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 Před 6 lety +1

    “And the Oscar goes to … prison.”
    From another MTW.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass Před 10 lety +1

    ''and killer of the year goes to Oscar pistorius''