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    The performers suggest unlikely lines from a thriller in Scenes We'd Like to See.
    Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
    Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis discuss the events of the week in the company of guests Tom Allen, Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Olga Koch and Glenn Moore.
    Mock The Week | Series 18 Episode 3 | BBC
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  • @mohammadchaudhry4162
    @mohammadchaudhry4162 Pƙed 5 lety +259

    That last joke was savage 😂

    • @arshaddahlan
      @arshaddahlan Pƙed 5 lety +11

      Not as savage as the Liam Neeson joke

    • @FreedomExalia
      @FreedomExalia Pƙed 5 lety +1

      I can clearly recall Romesh Ranganathan telling that joke several seasons back...

  • @BlackbirdSJ
    @BlackbirdSJ Pƙed 5 lety +556

    Oh that Liam Neeson joke

    • @PrinzPassionsfrucht
      @PrinzPassionsfrucht Pƙed 4 lety +2

      And now, it's an even harsher joke.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick Pƙed 4 lety

      @@PrinzPassionsfrucht Why, what happened?

    • @CurlyFry.
      @CurlyFry. Pƙed rokem

      @@TequilaToothpickApparently being called a racist, because he threatened to burn a black guys house down, or hammer them to death, because of something they did. Was it rape? I’m not sure, but it was some awkward business.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick Pƙed rokem +4

      @@CurlyFry. Oh that. You misremembered. He didn't threaten to kill a black man because of a rape, he went out looking to kill any random black man that would start trouble with him.

    • @CurlyFry.
      @CurlyFry. Pƙed rokem +1

      @@TequilaToothpick Oh. Thanks.

  • @flyawaytodie
    @flyawaytodie Pƙed 2 lety +11

    "Just when I thought the case couldn't get any worse...it didn't."
    Shortest episode of Midsomer Murders ever!

  • @Vincornelis
    @Vincornelis Pƙed 5 lety +131

    I have the shot. Mind you I’ve taken quite a few already and I might be a bit drunk.

  • @AnwarRosly
    @AnwarRosly Pƙed 4 lety +21

    Ellie's joke cracked me up good HAHAHA!

  • @JB-vq6xv
    @JB-vq6xv Pƙed 5 lety +120

    Ed Byrne is killing it

    • @thejordyoshi
      @thejordyoshi Pƙed 5 lety +4

      As always.

    • @R2Cv1
      @R2Cv1 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      Is it me or is he doing a "John Wick" look?

    • @ratholin
      @ratholin Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Secret servicing while pisht!

  • @arfuckle1694
    @arfuckle1694 Pƙed 5 lety +120

    God, Hugh and Ed keep on getting funnier and funnier!

  • @charlesbishop9553
    @charlesbishop9553 Pƙed 5 lety +49

    I'm a simple man. I see Hugh Dennis, I click.

    • @deeya
      @deeya Pƙed 4 lety +2

      he usually delivers. Not always great, but never a dud.

    • @OverlordMalarkey
      @OverlordMalarkey Pƙed 3 lety

      Ever since Andy and Russel and Frankie arent on the show anymore Hugh is one who's carrying the dead horse

  • @TequilaToothpick
    @TequilaToothpick Pƙed 4 lety +44

    Elle's Liam Neeson joke wins this section.

  • @emmashot5036
    @emmashot5036 Pƙed 5 lety +115

    it's baby shark dododododo

  • @kenna163
    @kenna163 Pƙed 5 lety +43

    Oh the Liam Neeson joke. Nice.

  • @gentianviolet2785
    @gentianviolet2785 Pƙed 5 lety +235

    First off, fire the title guy

  • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
    @TheFrugalVideoGamer Pƙed 5 lety +222

    Please stop with the emoticons in the title...
    And good lord did I laugh at the "Can I take the shot?" joke.

    • @superberniecat5042
      @superberniecat5042 Pƙed 5 lety +5

      I think they're trying to attract millenials with the emoticons!

    • @chiaraa9880
      @chiaraa9880 Pƙed 5 lety +26

      Wow man said "Emoticons"...was it cold when you lived through the ice age?

    • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
      @TheFrugalVideoGamer Pƙed 5 lety +24

      @@chiaraa9880
      Worse - I lived in the age of dial-up internet!

    • @chiaraa9880
      @chiaraa9880 Pƙed 5 lety +5

      @@TheFrugalVideoGamer my sympathies. Must have been a difficult time..

    • @muizzsiddique
      @muizzsiddique Pƙed 4 lety +6

      I'm actually happy there is someone who still says "emoticons".

  • @edwardkinsey5680
    @edwardkinsey5680 Pƙed 5 lety +8

    That Blue Peter Joke😅

  • @muggletonmedia7507
    @muggletonmedia7507 Pƙed 5 lety +51

    Ellie is so funny

  • @sweetboo1022
    @sweetboo1022 Pƙed 5 lety +148

    As an American in a red State I highly approve... take the shot.

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer Pƙed 5 lety +8

      They did......
      Where do you think he got the brain damage?

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer Pƙed 5 lety +22

      @Jason Mistretta No reason to buckle up.... People that would vote for him aren't smart enough for seatbelts. đŸ€“

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves Pƙed 5 lety +3

      @Jason Mistretta No he isn't. He's going to be re-election fixed in 2020.

    • @OverlordMalarkey
      @OverlordMalarkey Pƙed 3 lety +6

      Aaaaaaaand Trump lost

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @Jason Mistretta Comments that aged well

      Should I revisit when he's been jailed?

  • @anxiousperson3325
    @anxiousperson3325 Pƙed 5 lety +251

    stop with the emojis in the title, but other than that, great video

  • @shantanupanda1650
    @shantanupanda1650 Pƙed 5 lety +49

    It's baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo 😂😂😂

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords Pƙed 5 lety +3

      I didn't get that one.

    • @chestnutbloke305
      @chestnutbloke305 Pƙed 5 lety +4

      Conway79 There was a song that sweeper the nation last year called Baby Shark by PINKFONG. What Ellie said is the first lyric.

    • @rossyoung8892
      @rossyoung8892 Pƙed 5 lety +6

      "Baby Shark" is a song from a children's CZcams channel called PinkFong. It went viral and now has nearly 2.9 billion views. Each verse ends with the phrase "doo doodoo doo doodoo"

    • @Carbide1991
      @Carbide1991 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      no

    • @Blazervitch
      @Blazervitch Pƙed 5 lety +3

      That was a poor attempt at a joke and made multiple generations of my family cringe

  • @TK_Studios
    @TK_Studios Pƙed 5 lety +19

    Esther Ransom 😂

    • @ereristark425
      @ereristark425 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      Oh I didn't get that one...what was the reference?

    • @TK_Studios
      @TK_Studios Pƙed 5 lety +10

      @Ereri Stark, it’s a reference to Esther Rantzen the founder of child-line 👍

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@TK_Studios Thank you, I was trying to look it up and couldn't figure out the connection between her name and the rest. Much appreciated!
      _edited for clarity_

  • @tonycampbell1010
    @tonycampbell1010 Pƙed rokem +1

    Byrne was on fire! (See what I did there?) 😂😂😂

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    I’m going to count to three, and there will be a four, and then there will be a five.

  • @kedabro1957
    @kedabro1957 Pƙed 5 lety +9

    1:45 ... "I will find you ..."

  • @Mattdem
    @Mattdem Pƙed 5 lety +4

    Ed is always on point

  • @SirenPandaSabo
    @SirenPandaSabo Pƙed 5 lety +29

    I just spotted but the surnames don't match the correct name in the description.

  • @evepayler1461
    @evepayler1461 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    2:06 TAKE THE SHOT

  • @dcxdawn7541
    @dcxdawn7541 Pƙed 5 lety +19

    Poor Romesh wasn’t even there.

    • @stugod5000
      @stugod5000 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      it's like he didn't even see it coming

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Pƙed 5 lety

    Jolly good!đŸ€Ł

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic Pƙed 5 lety +8

    Respond to description.
    That is Ellie Taylor not Olga Koch.

  • @MorgaineRiddlePrince
    @MorgaineRiddlePrince Pƙed 5 lety +13

    Can't get away from baby shark! Saw a meme on pinterest also. Free me from memories of that infernal song

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves Pƙed 5 lety +1

      That's the one joke I didn't get as I have no idea what it referred to....and I'm very happy with not knowing.

  • @sulimaniii
    @sulimaniii Pƙed 5 lety +2

    1:50 that's taken Cersei lannisters version .......that voice dammmmmn

  • @seanspawn7805
    @seanspawn7805 Pƙed 5 lety +83

    I like Liam Neeson. Last year he said a few words about what was in his head during a bit of a breakdown when he was a young man. He approached nobody, hurt nobody and got over his demons. Real bigots, misogynists and bullies have life long histories of such and they do leave a trail of hurt in their wake. Still, sorry Liam but the joke was funny..

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves Pƙed 5 lety +12

      Yes, it was what has become standard practice, for large sections of the media (social and mainstream) to blow something out of proportion, so they can get the attention themselves by being outraged. They completely fail to apply the full context of what's been said.
      That doesn't mean it shouldn't be joked about though and it was a funny joke.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick Pƙed 4 lety +7

      Yeah the joke was awesome.

  • @eclectica1
    @eclectica1 Pƙed 4 lety +7

    Ellie Taylor's second joke is known as reality in America.

  • @XiagraBalls
    @XiagraBalls Pƙed 3 lety +1

    The lazy eye joke was done on another MTW episode by Romesh.

  • @abelisraelcruzayuso4682
    @abelisraelcruzayuso4682 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    The last joke was also told by Romesh, some years back...

  • @SirenPandaSabo
    @SirenPandaSabo Pƙed 5 lety +1

    0:42

  • @Trackrace29582
    @Trackrace29582 Pƙed 5 lety +4

    Cause this is thrillee

  • @thorbutimok5538
    @thorbutimok5538 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Should have taken the shot!

  • @saltbjorn
    @saltbjorn Pƙed 5 lety +28

    When the bbc uses an emoji in the title

  • @fortheloveofdog5622
    @fortheloveofdog5622 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    The Trump joke....the best!

  • @TimesFM4532
    @TimesFM4532 Pƙed rokem +1

    He’s putting to the party conference

  • @theiggy1474
    @theiggy1474 Pƙed dnem

    Lol that Trump joke was great!

  • @Dragnel0GenerationX
    @Dragnel0GenerationX Pƙed 5 lety +7

    Best trump joke all day

  • @iball310369
    @iball310369 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    I have a lazy eye and...... Yes I was talking to you

  • @aemelnick
    @aemelnick Pƙed 4 lety +1

    The names in the description are wrong. Nish isn't listed.

  • @islawilliams9766
    @islawilliams9766 Pƙed 5 lety +25

    My response to Ed's "having the shot" joke: "Well my job is to protect EVERYONE FROM President Trump. [readies gun] Going in now..."

    • @tiarnan76
      @tiarnan76 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      How many bombs were dropped by the Obama administration again? Care to answer that you little lefty nut job....

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 Pƙed 4 lety

    I’m going to count to three, but there won’t be a four. Also there will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class.

  • @archive6094
    @archive6094 Pƙed 5 lety +5

    Can someone explain the ester ransom joke?

    • @varana
      @varana Pƙed 5 lety +7

      It's a pun on Esther Rantzen, I believe: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esther_Rantzen

  • @adampage73
    @adampage73 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Are the two on the far left related?

  • @JeeSingh21
    @JeeSingh21 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    The romesh joke was ill timed considering he wasn't there.

  • @RinJackson
    @RinJackson Pƙed 5 lety +6

    Don't get the "ransom" joke (maybe it's a British thing?)

    • @Enoo-Wynn
      @Enoo-Wynn Pƙed 5 lety +10

      Esther Rantzen was a famous TV host of a variety show.
      "Sausages!" Anyone?

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves Pƙed 5 lety

      @@Enoo-Wynn Sauages? That's Life. ;-)

    • @Enoo-Wynn
      @Enoo-Wynn Pƙed 5 lety +1

      @@lwaves It was a dog that could say "Sausages."

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves Pƙed 5 lety

      @@Enoo-Wynn Yes I know, I remember it as it was very famous at the time. The show it was part of was called That's Life (just in case you didn't know), hence my comment. :-)

  • @rachell4417
    @rachell4417 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Great Trump joke!

  • @larapalma3744
    @larapalma3744 Pƙed 3 lety

    Nish!!!!!

  • @alexandradelliou
    @alexandradelliou Pƙed 4 lety

    2020: 3866

  • @islasmila7383
    @islasmila7383 Pƙed 5 lety

    is hugh alright?

    • @rescyn1190
      @rescyn1190 Pƙed 5 lety +6

      I think he's looking quite well for somebody that has to endure Angela Barnes at close range...

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads Pƙed 4 lety +5

    Love ed byrnes underplayed offbeat humour.
    And i love ellie taylors legs.
    Yeah i said it!

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography Pƙed 5 lety +13

    "There's a black man in the white house!"
    "we know, that's the president"
    "then why is he holding a TV?"

  • @andrewjames4346
    @andrewjames4346 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    Who the woman with the long legs...i don't recall seeing her before

  • @arjun1370
    @arjun1370 Pƙed 5 lety

    😂😂👏👏👌

  • @velvet_turtle7918
    @velvet_turtle7918 Pƙed 5 lety

    what the fucks a conga?? is that how you spell it even?? can someone help me :O

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart Pƙed 4 lety

      It's dance:
      upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/US_Navy_081203-N-7446H-004_Sailors_from_various_Yokosuka_commands_form_a_conga_line_with_students_and_members_of_the_Yokosuka_Social_Welfare_Center.jpg/1024px-US_Navy_081203-N-7446H-004_Sailors_from_various_Yokosuka_commands_form_a_conga_line_with_students_and_members_of_the_Yokosuka_Social_Welfare_Center.jpg

  • @Mcfc2Rich
    @Mcfc2Rich Pƙed 5 lety +18

    Quite Frankiely this show has never been the same since he left

    • @jamiewing4468
      @jamiewing4468 Pƙed 5 lety +17

      Move on

    • @ryancarberry2040
      @ryancarberry2040 Pƙed 5 lety +4

      @@jamiewing4468 Agreed.

    • @SirenPandaSabo
      @SirenPandaSabo Pƙed 5 lety +1

      Frankly* use your English please.

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      @@SirenPandaSabo ... "Frankiely" was a deliberate pun on Frankie Boyle, the comedian we wish was still on the show.

    • @SirenPandaSabo
      @SirenPandaSabo Pƙed 5 lety +1

      @@kedabro1957 I know that. We're just telling him to move on.

  • @DTipps
    @DTipps Pƙed 5 lety +5

    What's baby shark dodododo and why is that funny?

  • @ayazgultemirova246
    @ayazgultemirova246 Pƙed 5 lety

    BBC NEWS

  • @mckayterry658
    @mckayterry658 Pƙed 5 lety +2

    Let him take the damn shot. Please.

  • @christianebusani
    @christianebusani Pƙed 5 lety +2

    STOP MAKING IT LOOK LIKE THERE ARE 3 DOING THE SAME JOKE

  • @TheHadesShade
    @TheHadesShade Pƙed 5 lety +5

    Stop with those cringy emojis!

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 Pƙed 5 lety

      Honestly getting ready to unsub and stop watching competely

  • @pauldockree9915
    @pauldockree9915 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci

    He is putting it to the party conference in October?
    Not funny. 18 Octobers so far.

  • @ailarov
    @ailarov Pƙed 5 lety +3

    This has the same format as "Who's line is it anyway"

  • @SeymoreTheDisappointed
    @SeymoreTheDisappointed Pƙed 5 lety +2

    I never knew british comedians could disappoint me

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass Pƙed 5 lety +1

    '' 6 panelists try and come up with something funny and use the same old subjects over and again. ''This is Scenes We'd Like To See''

  • @ConstantChaos1
    @ConstantChaos1 Pƙed 5 lety

    Stop the emojis

  • @Calllum
    @Calllum Pƙed 5 lety +26

    Can we all agree that Angela Barnes isn’t funny

    • @ryancarberry2040
      @ryancarberry2040 Pƙed 5 lety +4

      Who's that? The red head? If so, then I highly agree.

    • @AidanTheSchoolsClass259
      @AidanTheSchoolsClass259 Pƙed 5 lety +4

      She's Better Than Sara Pascoe

    • @cian634
      @cian634 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      Aidan The Schools Class 2597106 Sara pascal is funny but red head is not

    • @SirenPandaSabo
      @SirenPandaSabo Pƙed 5 lety +5

      Well we all agree you're not funny, Callum

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz Pƙed 5 lety +4

      @@SirenPandaSabo or intelligent

  • @willsamuels1614
    @willsamuels1614 Pƙed 5 lety +3

    I’m kinda sick of these Teresa May jokes ngl

  • @xEricTheGothx
    @xEricTheGothx Pƙed 5 lety +21

    Can someone please make sure that Nish Kumar is never invited on the show ever again? He's about as funny as a screendoor on a battle ship

    • @count7340
      @count7340 Pƙed 5 lety +7

      He's the token.

    • @NotAnotherKuromi
      @NotAnotherKuromi Pƙed 5 lety +4

      Out of all the people of colour who do comedy they chose one who isn't funny. Completely agree he need to be replaced stat.

    • @parkerproductions4546
      @parkerproductions4546 Pƙed 5 lety +4

      It's screendoor on a submarine, fool

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 Pƙed 5 lety

      That's hilarious

    • @xEricTheGothx
      @xEricTheGothx Pƙed 5 lety

      @Sabrina Kall Name me one funny joke of his

  • @wulliewebster4596
    @wulliewebster4596 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Unlikely lines to ever hear" nish kumar is funny"

  • @karlosthejackel69
    @karlosthejackel69 Pƙed 4 lety

    I heard a rumour Nish was a comedian. Can anyone confirm

    • @Tiger516funny
      @Tiger516funny Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Yes

    • @hq4287
      @hq4287 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      He runs the best news comedy show in the John Stewart model currently running in the UK or US. The Mash Report, watch it cause it's amazing.

  • @Ickiesgal
    @Ickiesgal Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I don’t find the president joke very funny

  • @alexanderg1935
    @alexanderg1935 Pƙed 5 lety +2

    STOP PUTTING EMOJIS IN THE TITLE
    It's pathetic, grow up.

  • @gordonbotterill9613
    @gordonbotterill9613 Pƙed 5 lety +12

    Nish Kumar really shouldn't be allowed on

    • @gordonbotterill9613
      @gordonbotterill9613 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      Sabrina Kall only because everyone else is funny by comparison

    • @simongaines7723
      @simongaines7723 Pƙed 5 lety

      Nish Kumar is almost as hilarious as infant cancer

    • @rajithfernando6200
      @rajithfernando6200 Pƙed 5 lety

      @Sabrina Kall why should anyone stop watching because they state an opinion?

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 Pƙed 5 lety

      @@simongaines7723 yeah HILARIOUS

    • @lvseka
      @lvseka Pƙed 5 lety

      This isn't his sort of gig to be honest

  • @norndev
    @norndev Pƙed 5 lety +1

    Pish without frankie boyle

    • @zerb9461
      @zerb9461 Pƙed 5 lety +4

      Move on lad

    • @rowredround7206
      @rowredround7206 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      It’s been a decade ffs

    • @norndev
      @norndev Pƙed 5 lety +1

      @@rowredround7206 I haven't watched it in years, just watched it recently it seems overly PC and utterly bland without him.

    • @zerb9461
      @zerb9461 Pƙed 5 lety

      @@norndev what do you even mean by overly PC? It's always been political

    • @norndev
      @norndev Pƙed 5 lety

      @@zerb9461 PC means politically correct, doesn't mean you stop being political. This show used to have edge, now it's just the generic trump bashing and predictable nonsense you'd expect from English television.
      Not that I give a damn about Trump but I bet if Frankie Boyle done it there'd be gasps in the studio opposed to the stereotypical "orange man bad" response.

  • @elaheeley4014
    @elaheeley4014 Pƙed 5 lety +2

    This is piss poor

  • @stewartsmith7699
    @stewartsmith7699 Pƙed 5 lety +2

    Why does Nish Kumar have to turn every round into a brexit bashing bore? We get the message Nish, you want to stay in the EU so do us all a favour and move to France!

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates Pƙed 5 lety +2

      Didn't Hugh poke fun at Brexit in this too?

  • @oldtopgearsaab1
    @oldtopgearsaab1 Pƙed 5 lety

    About as funny as running over your pet cat.

  • @stewartsmith7699
    @stewartsmith7699 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Unlikely things to see on Mock The Week: A comedian who isn't a left wing Remoaner!

  • @seerpou
    @seerpou Pƙed 5 lety +2

    nish isnt funny

  • @rajithfernando6200
    @rajithfernando6200 Pƙed 5 lety +2

    The only funny thing about Nish Kumar is his laugh đŸ€”