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    Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer... The performers suggest unlikely lines from a horror movie in Scenes We'd Like to See.
    Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
    Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine the events of the week in the company of guests Tom Allen, Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Sophie Duker and Milton Jones.
    Mock The Week | Series 18 Episode 6 | BBC
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Komentáře • 131

  • @ionarogan6493
    @ionarogan6493 Před 5 lety +151

    2:15 cracked me up in ways I don’t care to admit

    • @rad6666
      @rad6666 Před 4 lety

      Why

    • @joshhudson1110
      @joshhudson1110 Před 4 lety

      Still don't get it

    • @thereseo6008
      @thereseo6008 Před 4 lety +15

      The joke always is in these teen adventure movies “maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way” even though they all are literally holding treasure.

    • @elisabethb.131
      @elisabethb.131 Před 4 lety +2

      That one got me as well. Probably because 'motivational quotes' tend to annoy me to no end.

    • @Wookie_oo7
      @Wookie_oo7 Před 4 lety

      @@rad6666 For me it was because I automatically had it run through a D&D filter.

  • @satyasyasatyasya5746
    @satyasyasatyasya5746 Před 5 lety +378

    "That's kinda creepy. Let's just go home to be on the safe side."
    THE END.

  • @michaelacioffi1291
    @michaelacioffi1291 Před 5 lety +160

    Milton Jones' Body Shop joke is genius

  • @samihaislam9676
    @samihaislam9676 Před 5 lety +210

    I relate to that rail ticket one too much 😞😞

  • @Ndotra
    @Ndotra Před 4 lety +60

    From the makers of Nosfera one...........

  • @retnavybrat
    @retnavybrat Před 5 lety +78

    The one about being the token Black friend reminded me of a bit either Richard Pryor or Chris Rock used to do to explain why you never saw Black people in horror movies. It was way funnier the way the comedian told it, but it went basically like this:
    White teenagers are having a party in the woods when they hear spooky noises. Their response: "Let's go check it out!"
    Black teenagers are having a party in the woods when they hear spooky noises. Their response: "Let's get out of here!"

    • @mikefule330
      @mikefule330 Před 5 lety +8

      Bill Cosby used the same idea decades ago. I had a record of his routines some time in the 1970s. Words to the effect: "You ain't never seen the black guy get eaten by no monster. First sign of danger, he's, 'Feet, do your duty!'"

    • @cernanwinterfox85
      @cernanwinterfox85 Před 3 lety +1

      This must be a city/low bear density areas thing.
      When assume it's always bears, you always just leave the area/do your best to outrun your slower friends.

    • @basketanand
      @basketanand Před 3 lety +1

      Eddie Murphy, SNL

    • @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869
      @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 Před 2 lety +1

      Reminded me of THE EDGE. First guy earen by the bear? The Black guy.

  • @rebelraccoon9018
    @rebelraccoon9018 Před 5 lety +47

    Milton always makes me laugh in stitches. Make him a regular please🙏

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 Před 3 lety +11

    I see Ed Byrne in a Scenes we'd like to see thumbnail, I click!

  • @vermadheeraj29
    @vermadheeraj29 Před 2 lety +5

    Hugh did the joke worthy of Milton:
    From the makers of Nosfera One... 😁

  • @Laura-vs6bk
    @Laura-vs6bk Před 2 lety +5

    Tom Allen needs to be a permanent feature on the show, he's hilarious.

  • @MiNi-ke5yi
    @MiNi-ke5yi Před 5 lety +253

    Why does Hugh look back at the screen every single time in every video I’ve seen of him

    • @cupofqwarffee4802
      @cupofqwarffee4802 Před 5 lety +65

      They've all got their quirk. Andy Parsons does his little step together and nod at the end of all his jokes.

    • @MiNi-ke5yi
      @MiNi-ke5yi Před 5 lety +2

      Balatac73 yes but I’ve seen videos of him from 10 years ago still doing the same thing 😉

    • @wayne20uk
      @wayne20uk Před 5 lety +4

      He also does the arm flap if you watch closely

    • @emily-gc2hj
      @emily-gc2hj Před 5 lety +1

      i noticed that about two years back, still so confused 😂

    • @alexandragriffin1063
      @alexandragriffin1063 Před 5 lety +3

      I just thought it was for the drama

  • @andrewfenn3019
    @andrewfenn3019 Před 3 lety +6

    My entry:
    *turns off chainsaw, lifts up hockey mask, looks at watch with a worried look on my face*
    "Where is she? She should've been home two hours ago. I hope nothing has happened to her."

  • @brandongill2577
    @brandongill2577 Před 5 lety +13

    Whatever you do, don't fall asleep! This is your late-night shift at TK MAXX and no sleeping on the job!

  • @DrZaius3141
    @DrZaius3141 Před 4 lety +23

    Sophie Duker was amazing. Had me laughing out loud multiple times.

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 Před 3 lety +6

    "From the makers of Nosferatone"

  • @Leinad0001
    @Leinad0001 Před 5 lety +11

    Milton's last one reminded me of a TV character, just can't remember who

  • @Ace-gl7xo
    @Ace-gl7xo Před 5 lety +38

    Nosfera2 Machester City 1 :))))

  • @HAWKOBRIAN
    @HAWKOBRIAN Před 5 lety +55

    I see dead people.....
    Frankie, stop watching the Dave channel and go to bed!!!!!!

  • @louielyons9365
    @louielyons9365 Před 4 lety +4

    Milton is another level

  • @EccentricGentelman
    @EccentricGentelman Před rokem +1

    "And they all lived happily ever after."

  • @timebomb4562
    @timebomb4562 Před 4 lety +8

    I liked the jigsaw one

  • @alexnorman4919
    @alexnorman4919 Před 4 lety +2

    "So kids listen up, you're all not feeling too well and you've had a tough old time,, but I can tell you there's a celebrity coming in today going around all the wards to cheer us all up.... its Jimmy Saville"...

  • @SexyBeamShooter
    @SexyBeamShooter Před 2 lety +3

    "The real monster was the friends we made along the way."
    Literally the plot of Unfriended. The plot happens because every main character is a dick to their friends.

  • @marvinmeeker5765
    @marvinmeeker5765 Před měsícem

    The Fats Domino joke is good but he was much more than a jazz musician. HE WAS ONE OF THE PIONEERS OF ROCK AND ROLL!

  • @HAWKOBRIAN
    @HAWKOBRIAN Před 5 lety +29

    Hey honey, this is truly a beautiful house.... The white picket fence, the fire place, and Crown molding, I can see living here forever....
    :: The house sez "GET OUT" ::
    and pack your sh*t kids, we're outta here!

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV Před 4 lety

      "Too bad we can't stay!"

  • @AlanHope2013
    @AlanHope2013 Před 3 lety +2

    These clips are like crack cocaine. It's almost 3 am and I'm calling the cops.

  • @kitten2mail
    @kitten2mail Před 5 lety +10

    How come full episodes aren't up on here? Or even whole episodes divided into 3 youtube videos? Odd.
    Enjoy this show but in New Zealand

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart Před 4 lety

      It isn't that odd. The programme is funded by British TV licence payers, so initially it can only be legally shown in the UK on BBC channels. Later, it's made available to commercial broadcasters.

    • @charlottebrisco1123
      @charlottebrisco1123 Před 4 lety

      It's on Netflix :)

  • @abuhuraira3685
    @abuhuraira3685 Před 5 lety +15

    A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 Před 4 lety +11

    Sorry I know this is a chainsaw massacre, but I only have a hand saw.

  • @Vincornelis
    @Vincornelis Před 5 lety +10

    Hey look the lights in this hallway aren’t flickering at all.

  • @njjj2688
    @njjj2688 Před 5 lety +7

    Letʻs not split up!

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 Před 5 lety +1

    Fkin Milton kills me :-D

  • @cowboycurtis2229
    @cowboycurtis2229 Před 4 lety +5

    Nosfera 2-1 Manchester City. Hi there, I'm Rebecca Lowe...

  • @robotcapital4774
    @robotcapital4774 Před 5 lety +9

    1:27 is more horror trailer than horror line

  • @count7340
    @count7340 Před 4 lety +1

    If we don't move, the music stops.

  • @ethancatton5370
    @ethancatton5370 Před 5 lety +5

    Must be a movie, City lost.

  • @pauldockree9915
    @pauldockree9915 Před 2 lety +1

    You know? Maybe the real monster was the friends we made along the way.
    Deep Ed Byrne. Deep.

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta Před 4 lety +14

    Unlikely Line from a Slasher Film:
    ‘I’m asexual!”

    • @Lkdog
      @Lkdog Před 3 lety +1

      Feels like an unnecessary comment

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass Před 3 lety

    ''If we keep the lights on nothing will happen''

  • @ireallyreallyhategoogle

    The reception in these woods is fantastic.

  • @alvindimes4729
    @alvindimes4729 Před 4 lety +1

    Hey we're all alone out here, anything could happen.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 Před 3 lety

    1:27 Two for the price of one.

  • @Tiger516funny
    @Tiger516funny Před 4 lety +5

    AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH .... I'm sorry I just saw Boris Johnson's cabinet roster.

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 Před 5 lety +3

    Sophie Duker is very cute

    • @gregmcfarnon1140
      @gregmcfarnon1140 Před 2 lety

      You're almost correct. What she is has three of those letters, c u and t.

    • @eamonahern7495
      @eamonahern7495 Před 2 lety +1

      @@gregmcfarnon1140 don't be like that.

  • @itsgonnaBmay
    @itsgonnaBmay Před 4 lety +2

    Does anyone know the name of the lady in red?

  • @joewhite22
    @joewhite22 Před 5 lety +8

    "Please help me! This thing has been dead for 10 years yet it is still alive and keeps coming!! How do I kill it??
    "You can't. But you can always watch the repeats on Dave when it used to be good, with Frankie Boyle on it."

  • @scottscott232
    @scottscott232 Před 4 lety

    0:39 to 0:47, God, she's absolutely gorgeous.

  • @salmanal-sammak419
    @salmanal-sammak419 Před 5 lety +4

    All of them got buzzed or it's just a thing they do after each person

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 Před 5 lety +5

    Daddy you’re scaring me. Daddy you’re scaring me. No seriously you’re scaring me with your scary face.

  • @duncantalksalot
    @duncantalksalot Před 5 lety +1

    Wooooo.... no I meant his name is Woo, Mr. Woo.

  • @vickknewzeus7443
    @vickknewzeus7443 Před 5 lety +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mechislander
    @mechislander Před 5 lety +11

    Angela Barnes was funny for once.

  • @outrageouznezz07799
    @outrageouznezz07799 Před 5 lety

    Shit! I nearly mistook Angela Barnes for Jenny Ryan from The Chase.

  • @ColinPoole
    @ColinPoole Před 5 lety +2

    Where is Clive?? :)

  • @davidedwards3361
    @davidedwards3361 Před 4 lety +3

    Your worst fears have been realized.
    Comedians are getting younger, they swear unnecessarily, insult the audience and they just aren't funny.

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 Před 4 lety +1

      Damn, noone could have proven his point more succinctly.

  • @lamwr
    @lamwr Před 5 lety

    Ever heard of the dentist

  • @LP-ii3vy
    @LP-ii3vy Před 5 lety +10

    Please take us back to 2010 when this show was funny

  • @anthonycutt8854
    @anthonycutt8854 Před 4 lety

    I'd do Angela Barnes. Just saying.

  • @RavenYTgaming
    @RavenYTgaming Před 5 lety +3

    First

  • @samothemano
    @samothemano Před 4 lety +1

    Token black woman making a token black joke. So original.....

  • @leightoncorbett2754
    @leightoncorbett2754 Před 4 lety +5

    A black female comedien? lemmie guess, a lame joke about race? yup

  • @bumble2able
    @bumble2able Před 4 lety +1

    I’m just gunna play the race card in order to uplift my comedic insufficiency 🤦🏻‍♂️🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 yaaaayyyyyy #everyonelaughs

  • @jamdc2000
    @jamdc2000 Před 5 lety +5

    British humour is weird

    • @avoice1049
      @avoice1049 Před 5 lety +3

      Not a such thing like German humour.

    • @jamdc2000
      @jamdc2000 Před 5 lety +1

      hahaha

    • @barbarapugh5662
      @barbarapugh5662 Před 5 lety +1

      It because they make us start listening to The Goon show in Primary school ...

    • @gwendolyn0515
      @gwendolyn0515 Před 5 lety +3

      British humour is the best*

    • @modsmum
      @modsmum Před 5 lety

      Thanks

  • @holitinne
    @holitinne Před 4 lety

    They just ripped off scenes from a hat.

    • @ukcroupier
      @ukcroupier Před 4 lety +1

      You can't rip stuff off from yourself, the same guys created both shows.

  • @WayTruthLife3
    @WayTruthLife3 Před 5 lety +1

    Jeez... the video couldn’t play for 5 seconds without a left wing comment smh

    • @Renegade2786
      @Renegade2786 Před 5 lety +4

      Then don't read it snowflake that is triggered by non-offensive words.

    • @wfcoaker1398
      @wfcoaker1398 Před 4 lety

      Yeah, it's not really fair. Cons are just too easy to make fun of.

    • @bluebear1985
      @bluebear1985 Před 3 lety

      What about a comment from someone on defense or in goal?
      😁

  • @GraemeGunn
    @GraemeGunn Před 5 lety +1

    Omg none of these are funny. Why is the audience so into it?
    Absolutely none of what anyone is saying is funny.
    It's actually embarassing to watch.

    • @burtmonkey2777
      @burtmonkey2777 Před 5 lety +2

      Graeme Gunn Don’t watch it then.

    • @GraemeGunn
      @GraemeGunn Před 5 lety

      @@burtmonkey2777 classic response. New to CZcams, huh? You can't know if you like a video or not if you don't watch it first.
      Try harder.

    • @burtmonkey2777
      @burtmonkey2777 Před 5 lety +1

      Graeme Gunn Well, then you have learned a little something. Humour is personal. Some find this funny, others don’t. It is called personal taste. You not familiar with it? If you find it embarrassing to watch, don’t watch. And no, I am not new to CZcams.

    • @modsmum
      @modsmum Před 4 lety

      Have to agree..usually funny but not this topic.

    • @simeonbaumel7293
      @simeonbaumel7293 Před 4 lety

      Milton Jones was good.

  • @daftbanna7202
    @daftbanna7202 Před 5 lety

    Black comedians only jokes are about race

    • @caitlinhall2242
      @caitlinhall2242 Před 5 lety +9

      daft banna she made multiple jokes and only one was about race calm down

    • @ShanghaiRooster
      @ShanghaiRooster Před 4 lety +2

      I guess you don't watch enough movies to get the joke, which is that the black person is usually the first to die in a slasher flick or disaster movie, just like in classic Star Trek if you see a guy in a red shirt whose name isn't Scottie, he's probably going to die.