Unlikely Lines On A Horror Film, At Christmas Time! | Mock The Week

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  • Who wouldn't watch a horror film at Christmas time? Raise your hands!
    #MockTheWeek #UnlikelyLines #MTWChristmas
    Series 15, Episode 13.
    Watch the funniest Mock The Week moments here! We're uploading your favourite Mock The Week clips featuring Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan, Stewart Francis, Hugh Dennis and more every week, hosted by Dara O'Briain.
    Mock the Week is a British topical, satirical celebrity panel show, that was created by Dan Patterson and Mark Leveson.
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Komentáře • 192

  • @CalLadyQED
    @CalLadyQED Před 3 lety +192

    No, I will not calm down, Alfred. Did you hear what they were singing? "Jingle bells. Batman smells." ...They wrote that to hurt my feelings!
    -Comedian James Acaster's imagining of the Dark Knight at Christmas

    • @diverdhal4013
      @diverdhal4013 Před 3 lety +7

      The Joker sings it while escaping From The Episode "Christmas With The Joker" Batman TAS James is clearly a batman fan

    • @caedlittler2149
      @caedlittler2149 Před 2 lety +1

      Should it be the dark Knight _before_ Christmas?

  • @davesprivatelounge
    @davesprivatelounge Před 3 lety +400

    The correct term is "mortally challenged"

  • @sillysongs19
    @sillysongs19 Před 3 lety +192

    love how amused Romesh is with his own joke

    • @SteppinTimeMEH
      @SteppinTimeMEH Před 3 lety +18

      Was a pretty good joke though 😂

    • @crazyman8472
      @crazyman8472 Před 2 lety +2

      The Facebook joke, the train joke, or the condom joke? 😜

  • @adam346
    @adam346 Před 2 lety +39

    fun fact: in the movie Warm Bodies, they basically use something similar to that term "differently alive"... considering one of the zombies was technically sentient, it fits lol

    • @agneskirsch8335
      @agneskirsch8335 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I'm pretty shure that "differently alive was lifted from Terry Pratchett.

  • @johnmorgan1629
    @johnmorgan1629 Před 3 lety +166

    2:58 Let the girlfriend/boyfriend roast begin. This is going to end well.

    • @solarmaru49
      @solarmaru49 Před 3 lety +5

      Note to Sarah: ragging on your partner isn’t good writing when it comes to comedy.

    • @genapp3603
      @genapp3603 Před 2 lety +1

      they're not together now so it didn't end well I guess :o

  • @michaeloftaoism
    @michaeloftaoism Před 3 lety +27

    When he finally got that shot off! 😂

  • @Maerahn
    @Maerahn Před 3 lety +508

    I feel like John and Sarah went through all the stages of their break-up on Mock The Week.

    • @benisted1614
      @benisted1614 Před 3 lety +85

      They both did brilliant comedy specials about their breakup, both hilarious and heartbreaking at the same time, Robins in particular poured his heart out.

    • @mikephilpotmusic4234
      @mikephilpotmusic4234 Před 3 lety +16

      Where can I find the comedy specials?

    • @stevensallsorts
      @stevensallsorts Před 3 lety +6

      @@mikephilpotmusic4234 yes where please

    • @benisted1614
      @benisted1614 Před 3 lety +43

      @@mikephilpotmusic4234 If you're a UK resident then Sara Pascoe's Lads Lads Lads is available on BBC iPlayer currently, and The Darkness of Robins is currently on Netflix.

    • @benisted1614
      @benisted1614 Před 3 lety +6

      @@stevensallsorts Not sure how to tag you in it so please see the comment above.

  • @mikephilpotmusic4234
    @mikephilpotmusic4234 Před 3 lety +144

    Love it when sara and Jon have spats and point score on each other 😆

    • @jonathanfraser321
      @jonathanfraser321 Před 3 lety +14

      yes but i noticed they responded well to each other after their digs!

    • @OpreRoma
      @OpreRoma Před 3 lety +20

      @@jonathanfraser321 well, you'd hope 2 comedians would know how to make jokes about each other

    • @CalLadyQED
      @CalLadyQED Před 3 lety +10

      I just wish their jokes here were funnier. It seemed more like digs at each other than trying to entertain us.

    • @solarmaru49
      @solarmaru49 Před 2 lety

      @@CalLadyQED agree, they should just do their jobs.

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust Před rokem +2

      yeah, their jabs at each other were excellent! lots of fun

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 Před 3 lety +117

    I really like Sarah’s shirt collar... it’s cute.

  • @London_J
    @London_J Před 3 lety +213

    Do you think you guys can start leaving the original air date next to the episode number?

    • @sierraromeoromeo2444
      @sierraromeoromeo2444 Před 3 lety +15

      14 December 2016. The info is already out there!

    • @LokkerG
      @LokkerG Před 3 lety +19

      @@sierraromeoromeo2444 I think they meant so they can avoid doing more research than they expected to do.

  • @genapp3603
    @genapp3603 Před 2 lety +13

    Ed was so good in this one, so committed

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 Před 3 lety +34

    Holmes: “Watson, the cry of the beast is enough to stop the heart of anyone within its range…”
    Watson: “Egad, Holmes, what manner of sound can do that?”
    The Beast: “Blobby… blobby, blobby!”

  • @deang5386
    @deang5386 Před 2 lety +5

    4:05 - James Acasters lap around the microphone hahaha

  • @IQsveen
    @IQsveen Před 3 lety +5

    "...... WHAT THE FUCK IS EGGNOG??" 😂

  • @SvenTviking
    @SvenTviking Před 3 lety +29

    “No, lets all remain awake in the living room, barricaded into a corner, armed with pokers and those sabres mounted above the fireplace, all night.”

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk Před 3 lety +1

      "I love you-"
      "Shh!"

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography Před 3 lety +17

    James owned it with that politician joke

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 Před rokem +2

    Whatever you do don’t (breathes) (dies)

  • @thegraphicgoose
    @thegraphicgoose Před 2 lety +5

    Last one isn't very unlikely. You hear or see someone asking what eggnog is every year.

  • @Tjalve70
    @Tjalve70 Před 3 lety +10

    Well, my two favourite Christmas movies are Rare Exports and A Nightmare Before Christmas.
    So I guess that answers the question.

  • @Gooberpatrol66
    @Gooberpatrol66 Před 3 lety +45

    I learned from this clip that british Monopoly spaces are named differently.

    • @justandy333
      @justandy333 Před 3 lety +13

      Old Kent Road, Whitechapel Road, Kings Cross Station, The Angel Islington, Euston Road, Pentonville Road, Pall Mall, Whitehall, Northumberland Avenue, Marylebone Station, Bow Street, Marlborough Street, Vine Street, Strand, Fleet Street, Trafalgar Square, Fenchurch St Station, Leicester Square, Coventry Street, Picadilly, Regent Street, Oxford Street, Bond Street, Liverpool St Station, Park Lane, Mayfair.
      You're Welcome.
      GOD IM BORED!!

    • @johndunne3547
      @johndunne3547 Před 3 lety +8

      they have different versions for most countries

    • @who9387
      @who9387 Před 3 lety +2

      They have Monopoly in USA ?

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Před 3 lety +1

      I learned it from “Weakest Link: Puppets Edition”. Roland Rat knew it was Mayfair, I thought it was Boardwalk.

    • @matthewwilliams4569
      @matthewwilliams4569 Před 3 lety +9

      Shocker, it’s almost like Americans assume the rest of the world revolves around them

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 Před 3 lety +6

    Now on this very special Christmas edition of The Chase, each of the Chasers has come as a well known Christmas movie character. So let’s bring on the first Chaser! Oh no no no no no, I was hoping it was The Beast for you, but it’s The Dark Destroyer.

  • @alexstorr5511
    @alexstorr5511 Před 3 lety +45

    Zombles, ha ha, I'd love to see that

    • @SevCaswell
      @SevCaswell Před 3 lety +5

      read the Tery Prattchet Discworld novel they are hislarious satire and yes there are Zombies and they do want to be called 'Diferently alive', there is also a Committee of Equal Hights to represent the Dwarves...

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG Před 3 lety +2

      @@SevCaswell Undead yes, unperson no!

  • @retnavybrat
    @retnavybrat Před 3 lety +97

    Note: If I ever meet and become friends with Dara, buy him a Nerf gun for Christmas or his birthday. 🙃

    • @Merlin-gu9nz
      @Merlin-gu9nz Před 3 lety +16

      sod that he'll break it in 5 minutes, give him an empty action man box and tell him its the army deserter edition.

    • @neilmurphy966
      @neilmurphy966 Před 3 lety +3

      Buy his multipak of water balloons..he can toss them over neighbours fence..a bandolier to hold em too is good accessory for him.. 😂

  • @puddingpudding9579
    @puddingpudding9579 Před 3 lety +6

    I'm not a zombie I'm just differently alive!

  • @dropnoelfield295
    @dropnoelfield295 Před 3 lety

    Zombles 🤣😅😂😅 fkn legend

  • @kiahmadison8541
    @kiahmadison8541 Před 3 lety +10

    Poor Batman. Needs some deodorant for Christmas.

  • @jamesl8640
    @jamesl8640 Před 3 lety +3

    First one gets me every time.

  • @danieljob3184
    @danieljob3184 Před 3 lety +50

    Britain, where your sex life is private but the break-up is as public as f@%k!

  • @jenh8056
    @jenh8056 Před 2 lety

    Oh that run around was hilarious

  • @Dugiedugdug
    @Dugiedugdug Před 3 lety +19

    The relationship jokes hit different after watching John's special

    • @RedArcherLive
      @RedArcherLive Před 3 lety

      Which special?

    • @SteppinTimeMEH
      @SteppinTimeMEH Před 3 lety +2

      @@RedArcherLive John’s

    • @RedArcherLive
      @RedArcherLive Před 3 lety +4

      @@SteppinTimeMEH yes because that's what I meant, wasn't asking for the name of it or anything 🙄

    • @SteppinTimeMEH
      @SteppinTimeMEH Před 3 lety +4

      @@RedArcherLive yeah it was John’s. Your welcome

    • @mysticalquilava
      @mysticalquilava Před 3 lety +4

      @@RedArcherLive If you still care it’s called the “Darkness of Robbins” and it’s on Netflix. Sara’s from the same time is called lads lads lads

  • @Laura-vs6bk
    @Laura-vs6bk Před 2 lety +2

    James Acaster is gold.

  • @michaelbaker7499
    @michaelbaker7499 Před 3 lety +4

    No jokes about lights? I expected something like "no no, are you mad? Don't you know this is a horror film? Turn the light back of"

    • @Jason-eo1rh
      @Jason-eo1rh Před 3 lety +2

      That's something a eleven year old would come up with

  • @Penguins247
    @Penguins247 Před 2 lety +1

    Underground, overground, *BRAINS*

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger Před 3 lety +11

    Im with Rob on egg nog

  • @nymphhoney1639
    @nymphhoney1639 Před 2 lety +1

    Zombles... lol

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka Před 3 lety +3

    Awww!
    I love sprouts.😢

  • @flyawaytodie
    @flyawaytodie Před 2 lety

    "Differently alive"
    Oh God, Millennial zombies!

  • @trindog5843
    @trindog5843 Před 3 lety +4

    I'd rather you not say zombie the term is differently alive 😂

  • @MrKaywyn
    @MrKaywyn Před rokem

    Zombles what a concept.

  • @DKDexter999
    @DKDexter999 Před 3 lety +6

    "Unlikely lines *on* a horror film" - are they doing coke?

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic Před rokem +1

    Do not confuse Halloween with Christmas.
    31 Oct = 25 Dec.

  • @alalouis1
    @alalouis1 Před 3 lety +4

    Differently alive ☠️☠️

  • @newtoncountry5937
    @newtoncountry5937 Před 3 lety +8

    Missed opportunity for a Loose Women reference during the horror film bit. For example...
    "Hell? Oh, no, son. You're in a place far worse than Hell. This is the set of Loose Women"

  • @MikaSaastamoinen
    @MikaSaastamoinen Před 3 lety

    Its alive ITS ALIVE

  • @nicholasgiles500
    @nicholasgiles500 Před 3 lety +2

    Sara 😍

  • @CricketEngland
    @CricketEngland Před 3 lety +9

    “Here’s Durex”

  • @yukiannie666
    @yukiannie666 Před 3 lety +8

    the guy with eye glasses and long hair reminds me of james mcavoy but as one of his personalities in split

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 Před 3 lety +5

      That has to be the nicest thing anyone has said about that film. I won't be able to look at Ed Byrne without thinking of James McAvoy, now.

    • @yukiannie666
      @yukiannie666 Před 3 lety +1

      @@rachelfox8108 oh...is that the guy's name? ed? im new watching this...i still dont know their names...

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 Před 3 lety +2

      @@yukiannie666 It's totally okay not to know all of their names yet, don't worry. You'll learn them as you keep watching. 😊

    • @yukiannie666
      @yukiannie666 Před 3 lety +1

      @@rachelfox8108 since youve been so kind replying to me... may i ask...who is the guy made the joke about the lego breast? ☺

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 Před 3 lety +3

      @@yukiannie666 Oh, the "leg, or breast" joke? That's Hugh Dennis. He's been on this show for years, and he's an actor as well. One of his best projects is "Outnumbered", where he plays a father tormented by his three kids. And no worries! 😊

  • @TeH_RunT
    @TeH_RunT Před 3 lety +5

    The title for this video is very misleading.... 🤣

  • @cathyjackson7248
    @cathyjackson7248 Před 8 měsíci

    Zombles could be a thing!

  • @jeanniehelliwell1599
    @jeanniehelliwell1599 Před 3 lety

    Oy leave keep alone please!

  • @geoffroi-le-Hook
    @geoffroi-le-Hook Před 3 lety

    'bit' was edited out of the captions at 1.15ish

  • @lynngreene1993
    @lynngreene1993 Před 3 lety +2

    Here's Johnny!!!!!!!!!

  • @HMOCreations1807
    @HMOCreations1807 Před 2 lety +1

    What are "zombels"??😂😂

    • @mikefule330
      @mikefule330 Před rokem

      The Wombles was a children's TV show about fictional furry animals called Wombles who lived on Wimbledon Common. Combining Zombies/Wombles produced "Zombles".

  • @U2QuoZepplin
    @U2QuoZepplin Před 3 lety +3

    Did I miss some well publicised whirlwind relationship between John Robins and Sarah Pascoe?

    • @marksieving7925
      @marksieving7925 Před 3 lety +4

      They were a couple when this episode was filmed.

  • @jeremygrady1107
    @jeremygrady1107 Před 3 lety +6

    Sara is dead on. Monopoly is a sh*t game.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Před 3 lety

      As are all board games

    • @jeremygrady1107
      @jeremygrady1107 Před 3 lety +1

      @@SamuelBlack84 not true. There are many games that are good for a family (and friends) game night.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Před 3 lety +2

      And unfortunately, I forgot to bring a Ouija Board.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Před 3 lety

      @@jeremygrady1107 I don't have any friends

  • @iim4xii129
    @iim4xii129 Před 3 lety

    What's eggnog?

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 Před 3 lety

    3:07 Lots of what?

  • @mikesthoughtsonplants.9857

    Living challenged = zombie

  • @Mark_Brooks
    @Mark_Brooks Před rokem +1

    Differently alive.

  • @U2QuoZepplin
    @U2QuoZepplin Před 3 lety +6

    And now they hate each other so they’re free to use the broken nuptials as fuel ⛽️ for this stand up show? I suppose you live and learn?

    • @ianghose1
      @ianghose1 Před 3 lety +5

      Well there's only so long that someone can put up with a virtue signaling vegan.

  • @mariarahelvarnhagen2729

    Admonish Not Chaucer

  • @emptycradle1304
    @emptycradle1304 Před rokem

    duh... EggNog is the Nog part of the Egg....

  • @tolga2908
    @tolga2908 Před 3 lety +3

    Deadest banter ever

  • @noskillzdad5504
    @noskillzdad5504 Před 3 lety +7

    Is it just me? Every time I look at the video description, the names of EVERY ONE except for the women are in there: they are always the "and more" (even when it is only one more name). What is up with that? Like seriously, what is up with that!?

  • @AndersPuschel
    @AndersPuschel Před 3 lety

    0:14 I thought the PC term was biotically challenged.

  • @Dewi-H
    @Dewi-H Před 3 lety +3

    "This is the least festive one of these we've ever done..."
    Well, given the number of gun related deaths in America they might start associating getting shot at with holidays?

  • @Queenhideyxo
    @Queenhideyxo Před 3 lety

    What the fuck is egg nogg

  • @Casterborous
    @Casterborous Před 3 lety

    What the FUCK is eggnog?

    • @marksieving7925
      @marksieving7925 Před 3 lety +1

      Egg yolks beaten with milk and rum, then with whipped cream folded in.

  • @rosadelia4169
    @rosadelia4169 Před 2 lety

    The least funny guy on this is that Darian whatsit

  • @michaelbaker7499
    @michaelbaker7499 Před 3 lety

    And yes, monopoly is a shit game

  • @risisummedomi787
    @risisummedomi787 Před 3 lety +2

    I'm single 😥😥😥😥😥

  • @matthewiles5714
    @matthewiles5714 Před 3 lety +5

    Pascoe is not funny in the slightest.

  • @CaIadai
    @CaIadai Před 2 lety

    See the sad thing is the Zombie joke is almost not a joke anymore. "I'm sorry, it's not him or her. It's a zombie so it's called a 'Zim' " 😑

  • @richardzellers
    @richardzellers Před 3 lety +3

    This show USED to be good until it got WOKE!!!! SUCKS NOW

  • @2490debrick
    @2490debrick Před 3 lety

    Lame of the Week

  • @anthonyochocki6535
    @anthonyochocki6535 Před 2 lety

    Was there 'EVER' a time when Romesh was Funny; rather than vaguely funny, amusing or as a 'place-card' at the Table so that the BBC could 'look diversified' or was making an attempt at such....and the John 'n Sarah bits were ALWAYS a total waste of time---

  • @calhackit9806
    @calhackit9806 Před 3 lety

    this is such normie comedy

    • @calhackit9806
      @calhackit9806 Před 3 lety

      literally have red letter media on the other screen, and this is so cringe in comparison

    • @williamheg
      @williamheg Před 3 lety +3

      Sorry to reply over a month later, but thought I'd let you know... Nobody asked

    • @calhackit9806
      @calhackit9806 Před 3 lety

      @@williamheg no-body asked if anyone asked.