Mean while im just over hear losing my spare key and then locking myself out by locking my key inside so i have to figure out how to open the door by sliding this shoelace or this plastic tape measure through the door while its closed so i can grab a hold of the door lock popper and unlock it to get into my car without having to pay a locksmith
If only we COULD be honest with the cops, justice system, and Healthcare professionals... But no... everyone wants to demonize those with diseases or those who are making their OWN choices for what they do with their OWN body. The law should be in place for when Person A does something that infringes on the rights of Person B. As an ER RN, we are there to treat the person and not judge them or preach at them for doing what they want. It's none of our business. We're there to fix whatever we can fix IF you want it to be fixed. We aren't supposed to pick and choose which people to help and which ones to ignore. It's always "my body, my choice" (which refers to abortion so it isn't even "their body" but another human entirely) until it comes to everything else. They want to tell us we're bad people because we have a disease, meanwhile they treat non-compliant diabetic patients , smokers, gamblers, patients with STDs or obesity (and all other diseases) as they should. All I'm saying is, if I want to trade sex for money (which is essentially what all women do now whether they're dating or married), then that's my choice. If I want to shoot up heroin or meth or coke or drink alcohol, then that's my choice. If I commit a crime against another human (aka infringe on their rights) it shouldn't matter if Im using drugs or not. But I shouldn't get punished JIST for making MY choices for what I want to do with MY body. (And if I want to refuse a medical treatment, I should have that right as well, with no threat of consequences!)
This happens all the time. Cops call these bottom feeders... They are trying to flip them for top tier players like I used to be! Glad to be done with that!
much love officar ty for your service really !,,i served our country too just alittle bit different ..i took the same oath to protect forign and domestic under god and liberty and justice for all , as well sir, war is hell on all fronts but this is what i defended our homeland for!,,,hoo- ya!!!!!!!i fucking love all u different people in this great nation we live in ......my muscles r cramping i gotta go hydrate sob later ya all respect ........blahhhĥh
Believe it or not some of the best people u will ever meet are either addicts or are in prison. These people are way more honest and forthcoming then ur local politicians or judges. And definitely ur local Sheriff's.
This was on a VERY OLD episode of COPS which I've been watching since its premiere in 1989 (I was 12) and it's STILL, in my opinion, the funniest complaint I've ever seen! LMAO 😂
I used to run a women's homeless mission. Two of the first three gals who came in when we opened had to overcome the last time they saw each other, which is when they were beating each other up over drugs. I was so glad their sober selves managed to make amends, but it's a rough life these folks get into.
Lmao I like how selling drugs is like any other business and being a prostitute is like being paid to be destroyed yet society definitely demeans drug dealers more.
Damn. You put me in a tough spot... The last people I want to defend is some sleazy mayor and teachers but these people create themselves. The mayor and local school might have policies that make it easier to be these kind of people but they do not create them. It's a disease inherited usually. Sometimes they had a good life but still chose this. They create themselves.
@@dickenscider9178 After watching a few modern cartoons your right Muloch Hollywood is also helping the Demons. Your average college professors are actually Communist Traitors that are Racist also pushing the Segregation Ideology and the dumbing down of society.
The fact you soly blame democrats proves it's ur fault too the right/left don't exist stop playing into it--((definitely partially correct tho as they've definitely pushed for shit like this
It's not a left or right thing. It's a inhumane thing to not help eachother. But there are mostly narcissist people at your top caring for no one. I even saw police laughing when a homeless man died in 2000. Your society needs more caring for eachother and least anger towards eachother. A 2 party system isn't really a choice if it requires a lot of money to even get a shot at the top.
A community of honest people.
Mean while im just over hear losing my spare key and then locking myself out by locking my key inside so i have to figure out how to open the door by sliding this shoelace or this plastic tape measure through the door while its closed so i can grab a hold of the door lock popper and unlock it to get into my car without having to pay a locksmith
@@TheAnnoyingBoss so random
@@TheAnnoyingBoss everything good bud?
If only we COULD be honest with the cops, justice system, and Healthcare professionals...
But no... everyone wants to demonize those with diseases or those who are making their OWN choices for what they do with their OWN body.
The law should be in place for when Person A does something that infringes on the rights of Person B.
As an ER RN, we are there to treat the person and not judge them or preach at them for doing what they want. It's none of our business. We're there to fix whatever we can fix IF you want it to be fixed.
We aren't supposed to pick and choose which people to help and which ones to ignore.
It's always "my body, my choice" (which refers to abortion so it isn't even "their body" but another human entirely) until it comes to everything else.
They want to tell us we're bad people because we have a disease, meanwhile they treat non-compliant diabetic patients , smokers, gamblers, patients with STDs or obesity (and all other diseases) as they should.
All I'm saying is, if I want to trade sex for money (which is essentially what all women do now whether they're dating or married), then that's my choice.
If I want to shoot up heroin or meth or coke or drink alcohol, then that's my choice.
If I commit a crime against another human (aka infringe on their rights) it shouldn't matter if Im using drugs or not.
But I shouldn't get punished JIST for making MY choices for what I want to do with MY body.
(And if I want to refuse a medical treatment, I should have that right as well, with no threat of consequences!)
Got to respect that.
"I don't sell crack, I'm a prostitute" 😂
She’s selling her crack .
They had me in the first half
She sells a different type of crack😂😂
I don't sell that kind of crack. I sell vagina!😂
She sells that 🐱
The type of honesty the cops ask for, but don't want.
@@whocriesforbidennotme641🥱
😂
LITERALLY LEAVE US ALONE. NO one got hurt. :)
"Respect my child, I don't sell crack, I'm a prostitute." You can not make this up 😂😂😂😂😂
It’s like watching COPS in a parallel universe where humans are incapable of lying
😂😂😂😂
Well half of them weren't lying.
You will need to watch 'The Invention of Lying'
duuuuude!!
Yes
If this wasn't filmed I'd never believe it happened 😂
That's fn hilarious same...what are the odds thry both came clean hahahaha
Its staged bro
Its a show
Reno 911 show
This happens all the time. Cops call these bottom feeders... They are trying to flip them for top tier players like I used to be! Glad to be done with that!
Less bloodshed, more honest, open discussion.
I feel a group hug coming.
😂😂😂😂
These 2 ladies need to do a tv show together.😂
Title the show
I don't do crack, I'm a prostitute
Unfortunately they are both languishing in the same jail doing hard time.
They're probably dead already.
What a wholesome neighborhood.
😂😂😂
I bet theres vacancys....
They should all be like this.Instead of shooting each other Dead
Brings a tear to one's eye...don't it?
🤟😁❗
@@K.J.734 to say the least
The cop was looking for a reminder of why he joined the service. This wasn’t it.
🤣
I laughed too hard at this comment. Thanks
😂🤣😂🤣
Yeah he didn't get to slam, taze, pepper spray, cuff, or lock anymore In a cage.
@@9-2-yo-dome Is that your 50 shades of gay fantasy?
That last woman told that cop her occupation with dignity.
AND pride!!❤❤
Crack dealer is a step down from a prostitute.
Ikr with so much conviction 🤣😂🤣😂
@@anneg8162Hella Pride at that 😂
Prostitution is better than a drug dealer? What neighborhood is this? I want to stay clear away from it.
I remember watching this EXACT episode on TV as a kid. I love 90s COPS!!
😢
People in the 90s were so honest
Yeah i remember seeing this episode of cops like 30 years ago
I have to respect the honesty but damn y'all snitching on yourselves lol
Right!! Lol😂😂
If all criminals were this honest then the police wouldn’t have a job
@chevismartin4464 Oh, there are plenty of no-nonsense laws they enforce as well that should have been abolished long ago.
“ I don’t sell crack, I’m a prostitute!” 😂
😂😂😂 bro that escalated more and more, idk who was on crack at that point, cameraman or them 😂😂 because he kept recording them
This comment 😂😂😂😂 here took me out because I was confused 😕 too 😂😂😂😂😂
Real plot twist: “Well ma’am. I’m unable to assist you. I’m not a real cop. I’m a stripper. The client requested this uniform”.
Winning comment,Ojenroc 711!!!!! Lmao
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂 Thanks, You made my day.
🤣
*The cop's face:* Oh shit, i can't wait till the boys hear about this at the police station.
Lmaooooooo
No one gonna believe this happened if there wasn’t a vedio
much love officar ty for your service really !,,i served our country too just alittle bit different ..i took the same oath to protect forign and domestic under god and liberty and justice for all , as well sir, war is hell on all fronts but this is what i defended our homeland for!,,,hoo- ya!!!!!!!i fucking love all u different people in this great nation we live in ......my muscles r cramping i gotta go hydrate sob later ya all respect ........blahhhĥh
@@jorgeanibal8834😂😂😂😂😂😮😮😮😂😂😂😂😂😂
Until he goes back to the station and the boys respond.
"Oh, we see you've met Crystal and Candi"
Still a better plot than anything coming out of Star Wars…
WOW, I love the honesty of these women. 🤣
Honesty = Respect
Oh my god. “I don’t sell crack. I’m a prostitute” has me cracking up. That was unexpected.
The real problem us the crackhead using her privilege to attempt to have someone arrested
It's her baby.
Cop: *I knew I should had been a pest control technician*
😂😂😂
Technically, they are😂😂
Starting with these two roaches 😂
It just kept getting better and better 😂
Oh shit dude. I f*cking lost my shit 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 that ending was a knockout
Frfr😂😂😂😂
Finally a wait till the end video that pays off
🤣🤣🤣
Straight up I can say that I haven’t seen a twist so amazingly worth the time, definitely on par with The Sixth Sense. 😂😂 lmaoooo
A round of applause for the honest women…
This type of honesty Was only seen in the 70's 80's mid 90's
I don't sell crack I'm a prostitute, that's fucking classic
"Don disrespect my chile........"I'm a prostitute." Crazy.
That one caught me off guard hahaha...
@zodoz
That's not fair. I know plenty of men who justify themselves in this way.
Honesty = Respect
One of the best short films ever created
She's got her morals!😂
These are some upstanding honest citizens. 😅
Honorable Americans. Brings a tear to the eye!
🇺🇸 USA ! , USA! , USA! .......
Believe it or not some of the best people u will ever meet are either addicts or are in prison. These people are way more honest and forthcoming then ur local politicians or judges. And definitely ur local Sheriff's.
What a healthy community
It’s duh white man’s fault 😫
Democrat town
Would love to hear what she said on the phone to get the cops to come. Wonder how that conversation went. Lol😅
This is one of those videos where you absolutely have to watch to the VERY end! 😂
That is some real real shit right there! Damn.., the honesty is amazing.
Honesty is the only positive thing left in both women
Most underrated comment ever
Honesty = Respect
@@lycan6455 rock = no teeth. Respect?
Maybe pity
Get that woman her mother of the year award right away..
what an honest community
This should be on halftime at the Superbowl.
😂🤣😂🤣
LololololoI
You have to respect the people of this community. The honesty of them both and the fact that the hooker has values is admirable.
Absolutely
😂😂😂😂
That's why society is falling apart.
No respect for the common people.
'Deplorables' according to Hillary Clinton.
Nothing wrong with these people 😊
If only our politicians can be as honest as these ladies
Yes
Why is nobody talking about how she called the police because a dealer won’t sell her crack😂😂
That dealer sells crack, just not her flavor.
Didn't see that coming! Lmbo! "I'm a prostitute!"
This was on a VERY OLD episode of COPS which I've been watching since its premiere in 1989 (I was 12) and it's STILL, in my opinion, the funniest complaint I've ever seen! LMAO 😂
The entire neighborhood is a one-stop shop!!!😆
😆🤣🤣😭 oh my tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmmfao 😂😂
I hope they have a massage parlor, too, with a happy ending.
lmao 😂😂😂😂
The American dream lives on
Both races represented well
“I don’t sell crack I’m a prostitute” 😂😂😂
Well damn at least the lady is honest at heart ❤️
She is straight forward
Amazing how these lovely people always seem to find each other and have these wonderful interactions.
I used to run a women's homeless mission. Two of the first three gals who came in when we opened had to overcome the last time they saw each other, which is when they were beating each other up over drugs. I was so glad their sober selves managed to make amends, but it's a rough life these folks get into.
😂😂😂
As a Democrat, this is my dream
No they honest , Democrat not
@@rogerchien2329 you are 100% right!
The plot twists were insane 😂
"I don't sale crack I'm a prostitute!" That's gotta be one of the best lines ever 😆😆😆😆😆
Damn, this kinda sh*t you just can't make up. As long as there are people like this alive, Dave Chappelle will never run out of material.
Chappelle. Just so you know.
Chappelle could’ve been born in isolation and spent his life there and he’d still always have material
Seems like a classy neighbourhood
Right 😂😂
Tramped between a pharmacist and a mail order bride
😂😂😂😂. “I don’t sell crack. I’m a prostitute.” 💀💀💀
I know that cop went back to the force and retired! He told that cpt "I realized I am in the wrong business!"😂😂😂❤❤❤
If poor Ol' Mr. Rogers could see what happened to his neighborhood...
😂 Damn it man! Not Mr. Rogers 😂
You ain't lying
Best comment I have seen in a while
This stuff cannot be made up!! Honesty at it's best!!
Wow. At least they are honest. Bless their hearts.
She EARNS her money the hard way , selling crack is way too easy.Dont disrespect her child ,that's her child
Well, at any rate if she sells "crack" is hers.
🤣🤡🤦 harder than spreading ur legs
Lmao I like how selling drugs is like any other business and being a prostitute is like being paid to be destroyed yet society definitely demeans drug dealers more.
@@300zxsscrack has been around for maybe 40 years
Prostitution has been around since biblical times. 😂😂😂
Different brackets
well she's not cracked just not the crack she wanted
I think these two women should run for congress. Especially the black chick cause she's pro family protecting her child.
And she’s honest!!😂
She was definitely protecting her "chaow"
These women would never make it in politics... They're too honest.
@@btlietz grasses
Nancy pelosi cant run again she was fired
Arrest the Mayor and many of the Teachers that created these people.
Damn. You put me in a tough spot... The last people I want to defend is some sleazy mayor and teachers but these people create themselves. The mayor and local school might have policies that make it easier to be these kind of people but they do not create them. It's a disease inherited usually. Sometimes they had a good life but still chose this. They create themselves.
@@dickenscider9178 After watching a few modern cartoons your right Muloch Hollywood is also helping the Demons. Your average college professors are actually Communist Traitors that are Racist also pushing the Segregation Ideology and the dumbing down of society.
Um, starts in the home.
Parents
@@antoniog4894 A Parent should never trust a Marxist lefty school system that works for Muloch.
😂 I know that cop was wondering if he will lose his job if this streak of honesty continues LOL😅
“I don’t sell crack, I’m a prostitute!” Lmao 😂😂
They deserve each other in that hood
The strength and confidence in these ladies' speech is impeccable
The cop is figuring out how to wipe off the whole call to begin with
That homeowner gave her what she wanted 😂😂
Man this poor cop really out dealin’ with shit. Bet he can’t wait to get back to the precinct and tell the others about this rollercoaster of a story.
how dare ppl put down our police. they d hate china...they put you away..hey, hey...May kill you!
Do you think this was the craziest thing that happened that day? This was a "normal" call for them.
Back then people were so polite, honest and sincere even when engaging in illegal/immoral activities.
In the front door and out the back...love the late 80s lmao 🤣🤣
Honesty is the best policy
The amount of probable cause flying around at that call is astounding. Lol
So many felonies in that min clip😂😂
🤦🤦🤦 the ending f!cked me up! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Florida women say the damndest things…😂😂
Top level ladies giving us a hard core life lesson. 😂😂
Half expected the cop to pull off a mask revealing he was really Jerry Springer
Definitely a 90’s thing. 😂 we’re BLUNT, outspoken, say anything without a care in the world.
" I don't sell crack, but I do sell my crack." 😂
This is where our society has gone. Thanks Democrats.
The fact you soly blame democrats proves it's ur fault too the right/left don't exist stop playing into it--((definitely partially correct tho as they've definitely pushed for shit like this
You can tell those were trump
Voters all day long
Trump voters opened a LLC during his presidency, taking advantage of those nice tax breaks.
It's not a left or right thing. It's a inhumane thing to not help eachother. But there are mostly narcissist people at your top caring for no one. I even saw police laughing when a homeless man died in 2000. Your society needs more caring for eachother and least anger towards eachother. A 2 party system isn't really a choice if it requires a lot of money to even get a shot at the top.
Here it's the same though but there is still hope since last week a new farmer party arose.
Democrat cities.
Literally this
Idk how they get the right to vote sometimes
@@Colt-45ThreeZigZags theres a ballot box on every corner in these neighborhoods during the last election.
How's your small town meth operation going??😂😂😂
@@muddhammer7834 oh no, what a fuckin tragedy...?
That is a great mom. Kudos . This video will save lives. Thank you.
Wish i could re visit this generation😪😂😂
We need honest people like this in in politics😂
Never let them know your next move lmao
What a wholesome community!😢
Gotta respect their honesty.
I respect her honesty 🎉
All those interactions were totally crazy!!!
Outstanding citizens and role models of the country 🤣
2 bird brains and 1 stone.. I'm sure everyone at the station cracked at the replay 😂
They both were hilariously honest.
except one of them was lying
I'm going to listen to this whenever I'm having a bad day. Lol.
Neighbors. Gotta love ‘em
How they over here confessing their crimes unprovoked and I can’t even j walk without wondering of i’ll get a ticket 😂😂
Can we appreciate the patience of that police man ? 😂😮😮
This hood is amazing! Everyone tells the cops about illegal shit and the cop is like a shrink
😂😂
Amazed at their honesty.