Jeff Allen's Top 5 Dry Bar Comedy Clips. Jeff Allen

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  • čas přidán 19. 05. 2024
  • Jeff Allen is and always will be a Dry Bar Comedy fan favorite, so for today's compilation we decided to put together his top 5 performing clips from here on CZcams. Whether it's reminiscing about the America he grew up in, the secret to the wife's code or any other hilarious anecdote, this top 5 comedy clip compilation from Jeff Allen is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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Komentáře • 192

  • @culbered
    @culbered Před 8 měsíci +11

    Gotta be the best comedian around.

  • @carolynnabours7530
    @carolynnabours7530 Před 8 měsíci +12

    Saw him for the first time the other on Roku and my husband and I were laughing so hard we were crying.

  • @singingwindrider9881
    @singingwindrider9881 Před 2 lety +54

    Do not try to eat while watching this. Nearly choked on my grapes. "Up th wall with frostbite" 😆 😆

  • @ramonaking1029
    @ramonaking1029 Před 2 lety +49

    I am rolling while listening to this man! He is spot on! Been married 36 years!

  • @matthewfunk6658
    @matthewfunk6658 Před 2 lety +60

    This guy is gold!!

    • @davidrockey7190
      @davidrockey7190 Před rokem +3

      Yeah 56 I grew up in his era the guy is truly very funny 👍🤣

  • @paulisawinsong8224
    @paulisawinsong8224 Před 9 měsíci +8

    PURE GENIUS!!! THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT REAL!!!

  • @Michaelkaydee
    @Michaelkaydee Před 8 měsíci +11

    Jeff was three very first Dry Bar comedian i watched and he got me hooked... 😁😁

  • @shazam6274
    @shazam6274 Před 2 lety +71

    Paid good money to see him Live last December. Worth every penny and a true bargain. He's also a very nice man.

  • @user-ll8be9vt4u
    @user-ll8be9vt4u Před 2 lety +107

    I also grew up in America before the lawyers took over. Love Jeff, so funny

  • @henriettajones726
    @henriettajones726 Před 10 měsíci +18

    I love this guy. He's hilarious! He's my favorite stand up comedian.

  • @filbertfrancisflores9371
    @filbertfrancisflores9371 Před 9 měsíci +5

    What a relief. Tnx lolo jeff, never fail to make me laugh and be scared of my wife at the same time. 😂😂😂

  • @tonybyrnes4197
    @tonybyrnes4197 Před 2 lety +64

    One of the best comedians and people out there. Funny in the best way, always listen to his clips.....

    • @nyalltrolls5767
      @nyalltrolls5767 Před 2 lety +2

      Couldn't agree more! (:He's honestly funny! (I mean that in both ways)

  • @patriot5471
    @patriot5471 Před rokem +11

    Jeff's my favorite comedian. Good clean fun!

  • @carrieanthony5883
    @carrieanthony5883 Před rokem +14

    I just saw a small clip on Facebook so I had to go on CZcams and find his name he is probably one of the funniest comedians I've seen yet🤣🤣🤣

  • @mjdurst9092
    @mjdurst9092 Před rokem +72

    Jeff's comedy is a blessing can listen to him over and over .Thank you Lord for saving him and using his comedy for your Glory

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 Před 2 lety +29

    So funny. I love Jeff Allen. He's my #1 favorite male comic. Wish he'd come to Charleston WV,

  • @mkhuntstreasure3192
    @mkhuntstreasure3192 Před 2 lety +37

    He is so funny! Love him.

  • @graceamerican3558
    @graceamerican3558 Před rokem +5

    OMG … the waxing episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think hurt myself 🤣🤣

  • @boughtbythecross
    @boughtbythecross Před 8 měsíci +1

    I don't know her but I love his wife!! 😂

  • @alpakman1082
    @alpakman1082 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Love it!

  • @schadowolf
    @schadowolf Před rokem +12

    Absolutely hilarious! Jeff Allen is one of the best I have watched on Dry Bar!

  • @betsywindham4856
    @betsywindham4856 Před 2 lety +36

    This man is so funny. I haven't heard comedy like this in along time that wasn't vulgar with language.

    • @davidrockey7190
      @davidrockey7190 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Absolutely I think that's what makes him the best and truly deserves a Grammy🎉

  • @dannschmit8604
    @dannschmit8604 Před 2 lety +15

    OMGosh!!! I love Jeff Allen!!!! So funny!!!!!

  • @vincecomo4306
    @vincecomo4306 Před 7 měsíci +3

    One of my absolute favourite comedians of all time. Gifted in one of THE hardest jobs - making people laugh. Flawless and brilliant. Respect Jeff. And many thanks. Gods Word is so true - “laughter does as a good medicine”.

  • @elizabethhowe2110
    @elizabethhowe2110 Před rokem +6

    I love the shorts part.
    She: Are those yours?
    He: yeah, or I have some questions of my own.
    I had to replay the next part, I was laughing so hard.

  • @cutzymccall7675
    @cutzymccall7675 Před 2 lety +79

    This man is a gem. Never tire of his fabulous humor.

  • @lmorter7867
    @lmorter7867 Před 2 lety +286

    All you women out there, I would strongly recommend not listening to him while putting mascara on like I just did. I can listen to Jeff over and over and he makes me laugh every time. 😂

  • @carolhosp4617
    @carolhosp4617 Před 10 měsíci +5

    I am crying from laughing so hard! Love listening to this man!

  • @dr.anmolgodara5766
    @dr.anmolgodara5766 Před 2 lety +13

    One of best comedians , I have seen on this channel.
    Hilarious .
    Love from INDIA

  • @gnxbeats
    @gnxbeats Před 2 lety +6

    Im living by Jeff Allen's "Wife's Code" 2:23
    😄😄😄😄😄

  • @JoeMaxFpv
    @JoeMaxFpv Před 2 lety +26

    This guy is great.

  • @carrieanthony5883
    @carrieanthony5883 Před rokem +13

    I lost it about the slide on the playground because that is so true🤣🤣🤣🤣 and then when he started talking about the menopause I couldn't I just literally lost it because I'm going through that right now🤣🤣🤣

  • @josepaez_2
    @josepaez_2 Před 2 lety +50

    I think the top 5 should include the: handing out candy “One of you will betray me”, “Is is it me poppa?” “Yes, it is you, you little punk” “Clean those cheeks” 🤣

    • @shirleyrice9988
      @shirleyrice9988 Před 2 lety

      I love this man he is the funniest I've ever seen I enjoy him so much and I made you one years old keep it up young man

  • @AUDIONOIR100
    @AUDIONOIR100 Před 2 lety +63

    LOVE Jeff Allen. One of the very best! Can't wait to see some new material from him soon!

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před 2 lety +29

    Everyone agree thisnCLIP made our day:

  • @sandraimboden6660
    @sandraimboden6660 Před rokem +5

    Just saw Jeff tonight at Encore Theatre, Berlin, OH. Fantastic and loads of laughs! Thanks for coming to this location. Will look for you the next time too. Bring Tammy and your checkbook, Jeff. She will love it here.

  • @jackiepead
    @jackiepead Před 4 měsíci +1

    The funniest guy ever! I saw him at Dry bar when he performed the first time and I'm still laughing!

  • @MatthewAHaas
    @MatthewAHaas Před 2 lety +18

    He is so great!

  • @jacksolomon1379
    @jacksolomon1379 Před rokem +13

    Love listening and watching 😂. God blessed him with perfect comedic timing!

  • @kathymartin1605
    @kathymartin1605 Před rokem +8

    He cracks me up and guess what? No foul language.

  • @davidrockey7190
    @davidrockey7190 Před rokem +15

    Two talent laughter is a gift and the best medicine of all I can watch him again and again and I laugh every time thank you Jeff God bless🤣🗿

  • @stevewurt1717
    @stevewurt1717 Před 4 měsíci +1

    One of the best comedians I have ever seen

  • @CabinOnTheWater
    @CabinOnTheWater Před 2 lety +29

    I remember pulling back the rubber floor mat in the back seat of our Rambler so we could lift up the piece of plywood to expose the 6 inch hold in the floor as we went down the highway. "What are you kids doing back there???" "Looking at the road go by" "OK, don't drop anything you want to keep" LOL Cool, that was the signal to drop things out of the bottom of the car we didn't want to keep. Fun times....

  • @markforster6457
    @markforster6457 Před 8 měsíci +2

    20:36 --- I will always remember this: I could see my then 2-year old granddaughter in the other room. I started making faces and she started laughing. A short time later she walks in to where I was. She picks up a toy, looks so sweet and serious and she says "Pop, Do you know I love you?" I tear up just thinking about it. Now, she's 5. The other day, I said "Emory, do you know love you?" She rolled her eyes and said "Yessss, Pop. I know."

  • @tracyruth4247
    @tracyruth4247 Před 2 lety +29

    Jeff is so funny! I've watched all of his shows!

  • @jerrymiller5978
    @jerrymiller5978 Před 2 lety +8

    You are my new favorite comedian!

  • @karenbetz4569
    @karenbetz4569 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Jeffrey YOU ARE MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN OF ALL

  • @icmanju
    @icmanju Před 2 lety +13

    Comedy with out being vulgar is really smart, clean and funny, unlike the new age comedy we hear theses days

  • @eugenesnell6600
    @eugenesnell6600 Před 2 lety +12

    He is so good, I've "shared" him with everyone I know!

  • @mattdillon3645
    @mattdillon3645 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Love your work, all is like my world from yesterday. Thank you.

  • @rayzorin8985
    @rayzorin8985 Před 2 lety +9

    LAUGHED OUT LOUD !!!

  • @kimberlymorgan5827
    @kimberlymorgan5827 Před 2 lety +12

    Great comedian. Jeff, ur extremely funny. I always end up lol watching ur skits. Thanks & God bless u for some joy!

  • @mikelsbug817
    @mikelsbug817 Před 2 lety +4

    He is fantastic.... Love from Texas Jeff!

  • @jaymzkiama
    @jaymzkiama Před rokem +3

    😂😂 i have started using the word “Frosted” because of him

  • @inthenameoflove2962
    @inthenameoflove2962 Před 2 lety +13

    I hold my laughter or it would have been awakened the household 🤣 .

  • @sheilabush3784
    @sheilabush3784 Před rokem +6

    Love Jeff! His humor rocks!

  • @dereksim1696
    @dereksim1696 Před 2 lety +8

    Hope I see more of him he is hilarious

  • @wolfmobile3693
    @wolfmobile3693 Před 2 lety +9

    This man is hilarious!

  • @sarahjmarquez
    @sarahjmarquez Před 2 lety +16

    Jeff Allen is so funny

  • @sabrenadamnit9774
    @sabrenadamnit9774 Před 2 lety +8

    Thank you very much for the laughs @jeffallen...

  • @fonce9965
    @fonce9965 Před 2 lety +23

    How could Jeff miss the best part of 10ft. tall steel slides? You can POLISH them with wax paper & make them FASTER!!!

    • @RandysRides
      @RandysRides Před 2 lety +4

      Or go mach 10 with a gunny sack under you. :)

    • @julien.4617
      @julien.4617 Před 2 lety +4

      @@RandysRides Yep, and help the idiot hanging around at the bottom.☺️

    • @RandysRides
      @RandysRides Před 2 lety +1

      @@julien.4617 hahahaha !!!

    • @Harloha
      @Harloha Před 2 lety +3

      I should've read the comments first, I just commented the same thing. 🤙🏼💯🤙🏼

    • @fonce9965
      @fonce9965 Před 2 lety +1

      @@julien.4617 Didn't you mean: "& God help, the........... bottom? The people sliding down are supposed to kick the loose soil back into the skid ditch at the bottom as a courtesy to the next kids sliding down, But wax paper & burlap send a person flying completely over the soft landing zone onto the hard ground where many a bruised tailbone left kids STANDING for the next family meal!

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort Před 2 lety +33

    IMO He's the ideal husband for a lot of woman, including me. And one of the most hilarious comedian ever came to Dry Bar. Like Gaffigan, I can listen to him over and over while doing house chores and still giggled and guffawed like the happy idiot I am. Thank you so much Sir, for the delightful laughs over the years.

  • @julien.4617
    @julien.4617 Před 2 lety +5

    Five Datelines, "We doin' alright, you and me? 😆

  • @DougBowman6
    @DougBowman6 Před 2 lety +14

    Jeff is so funny, great content 👍🤣

  • @debbiestinnett2987
    @debbiestinnett2987 Před rokem +2

    GOLD!!!

  • @mollystanley3024
    @mollystanley3024 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Awesome 👏🏻

  • @adeliakimsey4434
    @adeliakimsey4434 Před 2 lety +2

    2:22 Happy Happy Happy!😆🤣😂

  • @MaggieLoveMTC
    @MaggieLoveMTC Před 2 lety +11

    Oh my God... I'm dying! My stomach hurts from laughing so much. This guy is so funny...he's great!

  • @viscache1
    @viscache1 Před 2 lety +11

    He plays the ‘curmudgeon’ character to perfection! ….and yes after 40 years…I’m a happy, happy, happy man!…. “I got on the Google…I looked up the waxy people….and talked to Meechelle…..there must have been dogs three blocks away thinking..’Another man getting waxed!” ….I was locked in”…GOLD…JUST PURE GOLD!

  • @blandinalecce7572
    @blandinalecce7572 Před rokem +3

    And…we would take wax paper and rub the metal sliding board to go even faster! Good old days.

  • @lmb1962
    @lmb1962 Před rokem +2

    I think the CIA needs to open up a few spas.. that's all I'm saying. Okay. I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Freebird64
    @Freebird64 Před 6 měsíci +1

    So great! 😂

  • @karenmccoskey7343
    @karenmccoskey7343 Před rokem +4

    I just discovered Jeff Allen about 2 years ago, he is now my favorite comedian, although if Robin Williams was alive they would be Neck to neck 😊

  • @soteriamediaproductions6165
    @soteriamediaproductions6165 Před 7 měsíci +1

    This dudes like a machine gun! I can’t breathe!

  • @georgeherod4252
    @georgeherod4252 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I will cry the first time hearing my grand daughter call me pa-pa

  • @bite-sizedshorts9635
    @bite-sizedshorts9635 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Code is right. On a trip, my wife asked me if I was thirsty. I said no and kept on driving. That was the wrong answer. I know now that if she asks that question, it's code for the fact that she's thirsty and I better take the next exit that leads to beverages.

  • @danweston1973
    @danweston1973 Před 9 měsíci +1

    You look like Patrick from SpongeBob 😂😂😂

  • @mattknapp2942
    @mattknapp2942 Před 2 lety +3

    Funniest guy ever!

  • @ky42
    @ky42 Před rokem +2

    OMGaaaaaaaa Hilarious!!!😂😂

  • @PaulaLittlejohn007
    @PaulaLittlejohn007 Před 4 měsíci

    I laughed so hard I almost wet the couch 😂

  • @jeanniebell9493
    @jeanniebell9493 Před 8 měsíci

    Still loving it all ! Such great delivery. Still LOL !!!! :)

  • @villageidiot6537
    @villageidiot6537 Před 2 lety +3

    This man is Comedy Serial Killer…

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před 2 lety +2

    Great belly laughs. Thank you.

  • @privatenoneofyourbusiness5292

    He is good!

  • @jamarjjsmith4614
    @jamarjjsmith4614 Před 2 lety +1

    "Spas"?!😂 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @carolinegreen7043
    @carolinegreen7043 Před měsícem

    He's so so funny

  • @rosalindquinones2791
    @rosalindquinones2791 Před 8 měsíci

    SO FUNNY
    GOD BLESS

  • @meggrotte4760
    @meggrotte4760 Před 2 lety +7

    This guy is awesome and he's so non-politically correct

  • @svietka202
    @svietka202 Před 2 lety +4

    In a Christian loving way of course ….that line gets me every time

  • @debbiestinnett2987
    @debbiestinnett2987 Před rokem +1

    Lmao. About right.

  • @Sakana_Ren
    @Sakana_Ren Před 2 lety +4

    He ended up looking like Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants. You can't make this up. rofl

  • @fredleemh
    @fredleemh Před 2 lety +6

    Thanks DBC

  • @reevesbrown1416
    @reevesbrown1416 Před rokem +1

    I can see Joey Diaz vibing with this guy 🤣

  • @bevpetrel7393
    @bevpetrel7393 Před 2 lety

    Akways excellent!!!!!!

  • @rachelginter3616
    @rachelginter3616 Před 9 měsíci +1

  • @chrisperrywv
    @chrisperrywv Před 2 lety +3

    Man- I heard a lot of these jokes over 10 years ago and his presentation is almost EXACTLY the same. That’s nuts.

  • @jerryhendricks4628
    @jerryhendricks4628 Před 3 měsíci

    Funny guy for sure

  • @thecman26
    @thecman26 Před 2 lety +5

    Do ya wanna be right or be happy?
    I'm single so I can be right AND happy!
    If I'm walking out the door with my golf clubs and shoes. Guess what, I'm going golfing! And then I go.

    • @julien.4617
      @julien.4617 Před 2 lety

      To each his/her own. Hope you don't change your mind. The pickings get kinda slim.

    • @thecman26
      @thecman26 Před 2 lety

      @@julien.4617 I'm good

    • @julien.4617
      @julien.4617 Před 2 lety +1

      @@thecman26 Ok. Enjoy!

    • @ggavin9934
      @ggavin9934 Před 2 lety +1

      AND you get to still own everything that you've bought too. :)

    • @thecman26
      @thecman26 Před 2 lety

      @@ggavin9934 exactly

  • @AlexMcC-qm2tg
    @AlexMcC-qm2tg Před 7 dny

    For men who can't stand women during that time of the month I loved it because it was definitely a survival of the fittest each month I didn't know if I was going to survive that week😂

  • @allenlovell1604
    @allenlovell1604 Před 7 měsíci

    ❤❤❤. Found this channel at random, and I couldn't stop laughing ! FYI, if and when any man wants to get " waxed " in the near future. Be sedated , opt for Nair Depilitory Creme ; and if the GF or Wife wants it permanently, ask about electrolysis treatments ! The only place i ever saw a man being shaved of his natural hair or Chewbacca pelt was in a movie set in Japan in James Bond 's " You Only Live Twice !"