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Eddy you’ll always be the queen of youtube
Love the Merch, but we need a Yikes T-Shirt! Its hot as shit in the middle of the US most of the year help a brother out
mmm yes m´lady
Just bought a sweatshirt! First time I’ve ever bought merch from a CZcamsr 🥰
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Michael writes like he’s trying to reach the minimum amount of words he needs on an essay.
THIS DESERVES SO MUCH MORE ATTENTION
Literally. All of these relationship videos have such a roundabout way of saying things
Gonna have to give him an F on that essay... don’t see any citations or sources on all the facts he’s claiming
@@beepboop756 I once watched a 30 minute video like that and the guy repeated everything he said at least 15 times
Glad I’m watching this on a day I have an essay due 😮💨
"I can't stress enough how many guys exist" was honestly more helpful than anything the 'expert' said.
My favorite dating coaches have given similar advice. Eddy could be a good dating coach honestly. I'd pay for that.
Goes both ways, too. Just wanna put that out there. Guys, I can’t stress enough how many girls exist.
Seems obvious enough, but sometimes these things need to be said out loud.
Literally came into the comments as soon as he said that just appreciate it and this was at the top, I'm glad we can all agree Eddy's a genius
for real y’all-if someone’s not treating you right, move on! better to be single than in a bad relationship
There's tons of people on earth in general, like at least a couple thousand, and about half of them are guys.
Michael: You’re not 22 anymore, when meeting guys was so easy.
My single 22 year old ass sitting alone in an apartment: shit
Doesnt get better
Me, who's not even 22 yet:
I originally read that as "shitting alone in an apartment"
Thought you should know.
Don't worry. It's just as bad at 23
it's easy the second you go anywhere or use the internet, really. i wish i'd figured out the lifehack of staying home and avoiding social interaction much earlier in my life.
"Captain, we have a THOT coming in from the starboard side"
"Engage the Commitment Avoidance Shields Scotty"...
"Sir, we're receiving a transmission... it seems she is a queen that is seeking to be worshipped"
"Oh, well in that case lower the shields Scotty"
lmao
this is one of my favorite comment threads
dude, this comment just made my day ty
As a Star Trek fan/Trekkie, I'll have to put you in for commendation.
"You're not 22 anymore, when meeting guys was so easy..." Actually Michael, I am 22 and meeting guys is not that easy so why don't you just mind your own business.
conspiracy theory lol same... Maybe it’d help if I went outside every once in a while instead of living out of my parents’ basement.
conspiracy theory PFT
@@swimmyswim417 To where though? I keep wondering where the hell you ladies are all going so I can GO THERE TOO. I'm lonely as hell but I don't go to bars, clubs, or other places of "dumbassery" so... what's left? Sit at home in our basements, sheds, apartments, caves and do nerd stuff? ...this is a real question btw. I'd kill to know where people go to hang out aside from the classics that are full of smoke, alcohol, and nothing I will enjoy remembering later.
Same
*Michael, shut your stupid fucking mouth.*
how am i supposed to slay dragons for a woman without my commitment shield?
by using the armor of God, duh
Cats Checkmate, atheists 😂
Go for a build focused on speed instead of defense , like "absent father "
Cats you mean the invisibility cloak?
@@mrminecraftcubeable dex build
I died when I realized "Online Allure Formula" spells oaf.
RickeyDart ohâfæ
Weird how he insinuates that the reason women have bad interactions with men on dating sites is because of the women’s profile, not, you know, because of the men
Q Waffles it’s kind of both sides
To be fair there’s a 50/50 shot it’s you or the other person, and you can only control one of those two
Years ago, I would have said "it's two people" type stuff, but after I made a girl's profile online and got messaged by guys...It's totally the guys lol
“This works whether you’re 18 or 80.”
“You’re not 22 anymore.”
hold up
hi i’m sophia which one is it MICHEAL??!
Youth potion
yup lol
I think I just saw Ganondorf ride past me on a horse for a minute
Good point
what if me and eddy kiss on a gator 🤷♀️??? 😩😛😘😘❤️🐊🐊🐊❤️
Would pay to see that 💸💸🤳🤪
NakeyJakey to quote famous CZcamsr William Smith: “Aaaahh, that’s hot!”
As long as you don’t kiss on a bird scooter 😡😠😡😠😡
Dog Bless
As Nike says just do it
"Remember, ladies, if men keep flaking on you, cheating on you, or using you for sex without wanting to commit to a relationship, that's not just because those particular men are inconsiderate assholes. It's entirely YOUR fault for not saying the right words that will magically make him instantly devoted to you."
"You're not 22 anymore."
Daaaamn...i'll take, "What not to say to women over 30" for 200, Alex.
Eddy, you ARE internationally known! Greetings from Germany 👋
Oh hey dich kenn ich :)
Hey from Australia :)
dia duit, conas atá tú? Stop by our island some time for a bit of the 'Céad míle fáilte" hospitality, and of course the craic, ceol agus caint, ya big sexy internationally known tinder swipe champion.
hallo ich liebe deine Kanal!
Argentina te ama eddy
*"Also, if there's a guy who's stringing you along, instead of trying to win him over, FIND A DIFFERENT GUY. There's so many guys out there. I can't stress this enough how many guys exist."*
Honestly, Burback, I'd been pining over this one dude for longer than I'd like to admit and for some reason this statement snapped me out of it.
so zen ❣️❤️
if the guy dont make you feel like hes interested just find another
Wholesome💓 I hope you find someone better
proud of you for moving on!! keep your standards reasonably high
Srishti so proud of you! Please come back here any time you feel like going back!!! Just to remind yourself what you'll gain by dropping dead weight.
Don’t we all just want to crawl into a man’s subconscious
I know I sure do
I don’t wanna fucking be here either
I’m a man and I would sure like to
I did, and now I'm stuck *help* Its too warm in here
yeah as a man im always seeking out dating profiles that lower my commitment avoidal shields.
Michael's "I've been on the Rachel Ray show" is lele pons' "I'm latina"
Finally, a MAN to tell me how to date! My feeble, woman-brain has been struggling for years to figure it out.
Right? I am so grateful! Since he taught me how to be a wife my husband stopped trying to cheat on me! As a woman, I should have known that it’s always my fault for not being good at kissing why my husband has wondering eyes.
Emily Schlansker I have a crippling addiction to pornography
Incredible last name
same here! as a lesbian i’ve needed to attract men my entire life and i’m finally learning how!
So much salt.
Michael: "... A desire in all men"
Gay guy in the back row: "But I'm not attracted to wom-"
Michael: "As I said, a disire in *ALL MEN* "
BokuWaMouShindeiru this comment turned me straight thanks
Aromantic in the back row: um, I’m not really into dating... so
Micheal (voice cracking): ALL MEN
A guy who just got out of a bad relationship: "Uhh, I'm just trying to take a break for a short wh-"
Michael: "I _said_ *ALL MEN* "
Guy; Hey, I’m asexual and not into se-
Michael, screaming: ALL MEN
A lesbian next to the gay guy: do I have a chance-
Micheal: all MEN
Some random girl: "I don't eat peanut butter."
Eddy: >:(
>:[
"You'll have a sudden feeling of *absolute warmth* , excitement and joy through your whole body..."
Ah yes,
*spontaneous combustion*
Spontaneous Combustion, the most exciting and joyous way to die
Or Heroin if you’re here from the D.A.R.E video lol
everything michael says triggers my fight or flight response
this is so accurate omg
Lol, ikr
Especially the fight part
no u
He gives me way too much of a condescending vibe, and also just. Ew.
“From 18 to 80”
“You’re not 22 anymore”
But, 22 is in between 18 and 80? So I could be?
Nice observation, i think its because he knows his audience.
"I can't stress enough how many guys exist"
This is just Micheal trying to subconsciously tell his wife about his kinks
Bro my edibles kicked in as I read your comment and I can’t stop laughing holy fuck
If you have to remind people that you “care deeply about women”.., you probably don’t
Megan Murphy we call them “Nice guys”
Yaaasssss preach. The same with saying: I’m a really good singer, I’m one of the good/nice guys, I’m really smart, im a really good person.
B u l l s h i t
But what if I’m just stating a fact. :’(
If you constantly gotta convince people you respect women or some shit like that... eesh, keep away from me please
@@elgeorge437 It depends on the context. If you're a skeezy dude who likes to scam women by giving them bullshit dating advice whilst insulting them the whole time and then say you care deeply about women, it's pretty obvious you're full of it. If you're a normal, non-skeezy dude who shows that you care deeply about women thru your actions, then it's believable when you say you care.
Basically just don't be Michael Fiore.
Can you do a video where you make a fake dating profile following his advice and see what kind of response you really get from men? Lol
Oh my god yes!!!!! This is incredible 😂
Pls show the world how terrible straight dating advice is!
This is an incredible idea.
no u
@@adrianomaly1760 straight dating advice? What do you mean by this?
“You’re not 22 anymore (when meeting guys was so easy)”
Me, a 22 year old, alone in bed, eating precut pineapple out of a paper bowl at 4:47 am: So relatable
Michael Fiore's ads somehow have the same vibe as "If you or a loved one has been affected by mesothelioma..."
My dating bio: “I love adventures! Dogs are cute! Princess seeking prince! Sacrifice goats to our Paegan Gods! I’m such a Pisces
I would read that as sarcasm, and I would be like, why doesn't she think dogs are cute 🤣🤣
i love this
Pagan gods always get me hot so I see no problems here
Yeah you ain’t gonna get much
I'd match! Unfortunately, I'm not a prince.
we all know the feeling of waking up giddy like a schoolgirl every morning, checking our tinder messages from all these Amazing Men saying "hey" and nothing else, ever
what you up to
what are you wearing
I was curious about this guy's supposedly "irresistible" phrases and techniques. So I did some googling and managed to find an online version of one of his books for free.
The gist of what I read in it was that the women needed to be submissive to the man, do everything for him (clean his house, be available to him whenever he wants, and basically do whatever he wants), and change your appearance in *very specific* ways. I don't have the book still in my browser to refer to exactly what the appearance prescription was, but I do recall that you had to have long hair, you needed to lose some weight if you were overweight, and you had to dress in a way that accentuates your curves. He also insisted that you need to stand with one hip jutted out all the time.
Very weird dude. He is obsessed with appearances and submissive women. I don't recommend listening to him.
I agree. Very creepy. Seems like someone involved in the Quiverfull movement or some shit
I don’t suppose you could drop a link? I’m morbidly curious. :)
"crawl into a man's subconscious" okay that sounds like something Samara from The Ring would do
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Micheal Fiore: I’ve actually been on the Racheal Rey show
Free Coochie Man did she attempt to eat you?
"Among many others" 😂 if that was true he wouldve led with that.
Get on Ellen, then you can talk
Ima homiesexual. I’ll do anything for the bois
Jmop74 this is my favorite thing
"A Pimp Named Slickback don't do shit for the homies."
But would you do .......the bois 👀
crissy4445 that’s the whole point
EPIC COOL KID No shit 🙄
“You aren’t 22 anymore”
sir I’m not old enough to legally drive
We is best generation
The ad I saw before this video was called "The Obsession Question" about asking a girl *one question* that will force her to continuously think of you.
"What if I just fucking killed you while you weren't looking?"
"giddy like a schoolgirl" UGH THAT'S SO CREEPY WHEN IT'S NOT AN OBVIOUS JOKE
He’s married?? I hope she realizes her mistake and corrects it.
sourgreendolly Probably waiting for him to have more money so she doesnt have to work after the divorce
@@ghostnoodle9721 dude lives in Seattle. Washington is not a 50:50 state.
@@Sara-es6nl so what I'm hearing is that he is gonna go mysteriously missing, Carole Baskin style
Obviously, she didn't use his dating tips to find her tRuE LOvE
Obviously waiting until marriage to eat peanut butter.
This guy sounds like a hypnotist, ngl.
[waving a pocket watch in front of your face] "You feel excitement, warmth, and joy spreading through your whole body... you will soon begin to feel a wide, unconscious smile that makes your cheeks ache spread across your face... You will wake up like a giddy schoolgirl and go check your dms in the morning..."
This guy's head hair picked up and moved to his arms
THIS IS THR ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN
Taylor Torres hairiest forearms in the game.
😂😂😂
💀💀💀
11:48
DONT BE : The *Virgin* Princess
BE : The *Chad* Queen
Xavier Rabon YES
This Michael guy sounds so damn narcissistic.
Wait a minute -_- maybe he's giving bad advice on purpose so then the relationship fails and the women buy even *more* stuff from him in order to find love again, and it's an endless cycle this evil genius has plotted
This man has such a dull, uncharismatic voice. Just the thought of Eddy's knees brings me more excitement.
I mean, they’re Eddy’s knees, of course
What do those knees do? 😉😉
Definitely not a NASA agent They’re magical, they will save the world when it ends
Even if he had a peppy voice I'd be the same
i remember seeing this kind of ad when i was having a huge crush on a person IN MIDDLE SCHOOL and i was lowkey dead set on saving enough money to buy the "program" then realized that that's not how life works
omg that was me too lolll
If only,
But also- thank god it doesn’t
Omg same, I was only 14
XD
I think y'all were the target market..
As a gay man, I feel it is my duty to say that I would never - in a million years - go on a date with Michael.
I tell you this as a matter of research and data collection. You are welcome.
PS: He was not dating multiple women. He is a liar :-P
“A deep psychological urge in every man” all the ace aro guys on earth just rolled their eyes
Hey hey hey let’s stop comparing women to schoolgirls? Tight, I’m glad we talked about this.
jenna Yeah romanticising how ‘cute’ it is to have a ‘schoolgirl crush’ or fall in love easily is creepy as fuuuuuuu
crissy4445 fr
Genocide is fun So it’s cool to be ‘into’ underage girls or girls pretending they’re underage for sexual reasons? That’s a BIG nofrom me
@Genocide is fun i had a stroke trynna read ur comment.
@Genocide is fun i am a college girl and i am basically a child so idk about that
Every time he says "amazing men", I'm pretty sure he's referring to his fellow nice guy incels.
Incels
Eddy had such a strong reaction it’s almost like he has personal experience with what broken glass feels like
All of Michael's hair ran from his head, directly to his forearms. If you shaved his arms you could make heavy winter coats for an entire village in Antarctica.
came to the comments to say this.
all that hair on his arms and none on his head....
1. Those slides bolded the weirdest things
2. Of course the bundle is $69
3. "You aren't 22 anymore". Yeah, I'm 23. God forbid.
I wanted to give this comment a thumbs up but it's at exactly 69 likes, so I won't ruin it.
@@doctorhandsome I appreciate it either way lol. Also seeing this old comment again is wild because now I just turned 25 (looks like I better buy that "Yikes" shirt because that's worse than 23) and I'm married now (so I guess if that ever falls apart, I'll know whose marriage-saving kiss videos to buy....).
@@birdword111 lemme guess you reeled him in with a hot dating pfp
@@Adele-195 Crap! You figured out my secret! Now I can't pretend that it came so easily to me anymore and sell my own hot dating profile class.
Man: “I’m not really interested, sorry.”
*activates magnetic attraction*
man: “OH GOD HELP IM SLIDING BACK THROUGH THE DOOR!”
We are now stuck together.
Garlic bread
😆😅🤣
Honestly, I just want someone who will be down to eat tacos and talk about feelings
This Micheal dude is literally just a freelance journalist who writes ads and whatnot. He seen an opportunity to make cash and ran with it lol.
I refuse to believe this man is a professional writer
Michael Fieri: How to take a man to Flavortown
To Tonio’s
how to be your man's Totino
as a current school girl i can certainly confirm that i do not wake up giddy every morning, rushing to see what amazing men have written me overnight and i do not feel more wanted than i ever have in my entire life
btw nice video
Good because now that you mention it, that sounds like grooming 😅🤢😂
I wanna like this but it's at 69 likes and _that_ makes me giddy as a schoolgirl so~
Yeah I'm almost 22 and i definitely do not have men pining over me and i hate the idea that it's insanely easy for girls to find guys.
Even if guys are "pining over you" if those feelings aren't reciprocated it's pestering and easily verges into sexual harassment. It's not fun being constantly nervous that any man in my life as a 22 year old are purely sexually motivated.
i’m a college student now and still do not wake up giddy every morning, rushing to see what amazing men have written me overnight but i do feel wanted by my bf lmao
When you put the ad on the screen I instinctively looked for the 'skip' button
Is Michael okay? He sounds like he's having an extreme internal crisis.
Most of Mr.Fiore's video is "Keep watching for this special insight for how to attract amazing men!"
He's walking click bait
You're not 13 anymore, when men would drive 3 hrs to bring you pizza, a 6-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade, and a pack of Trojan mini's"
Cowafungus Those were the days
I liked because of the TCAP reference and username
I knew there was a gap in my memory...
why dontcha have a seat, right there
Those times were the cleanest, best pleasure.
He talks, I swear to god, like a cult leader
IKR???
Which one?
@@immortalnolan1599 Why not both?
I’m glad it wasn’t just me!! His cadence and emphasis on specific works creeps me out
Cult leader? I harldy know her
Watching this after meeting my awesome boyfriend online and I can tell you... nothing will ever prepare or help you find someone. I got more attention online than I expected and most of the guys were nice but I wasn’t compatible with any of them. Sure you can attract nice men, but it’s temporary and meaningless until you find someone who’s ideals align with your own.
It’s crazy how much more dead inside Eddy looks only 3 years later. It’s like his youth was just taken away from him and now he looks like an exhausted dad with 3 children he never wanted, just always on the brink of life and death.
I have a rule in my life i don’t listen to a bald men with chewbacca arms
My rule is I ALWAYS listen to bald men with Chewbacca arms. How's your life going compared to mine?
I'm a bald man with Chewbacca arms :(
We don't claim scammers I swear ;(
@@MeanBeanComedy My guess it's going just fine, huh? Well, mine too. I've been married for the last three years, and the women been swell. We want to invite the Mean Bean family out to the Trammel Estate in the early July's.
@@basstrammel1322 Glad to hear it! Sounds like a plan!
@@MeanBeanComedy Expect some weird stuff to happen, ok bud? See you at the 4th.
Ok why are Michael's forearms SO HAIRY but his upperarms are SO SMOOTH. WHY MICHAEL WHY
he waxes his upper arms
Decaying Leaf WHHHYYYYY
It’s the secret to dating multiple women at once.
I hate to think about all the vulnerable women that would pay for this just because they’re lonely. It’s really sad and he’s just fleecing them
I got an ad for this with another dating guy named something like Andrew Ryan, which was the exact same formatted video and trap, down to him telling you to click the non-existent link.
Omg it was abt how to get women to find u desirable right?
of COURSE michael made the whole pack $69
nice
mad respect
i opened the youtube app and it took me directly to eddy's video. not through notifications, but straight up played immediately after opening the app. my phone thirsts for you, daddy burback.
I’m your phone 🙂
The app has been doing that for me too lately but not good videos like this...
I got an ad for the "obsession question" during this video, ITS LITERALLY THE SAME THING BUT FOR MEN, IT EVEN SOUNDS AND LOOKS THE SAME
7:16 "There is nothing the average person could do on a dating profile that was so wrong it would tie knots in their stomach with regret."
Tell the three girls from the Tinder Swindler, or the thousands of guys who fell for similar scams, that.
Michael Fiore looks like an egotistical Seth Everman but without all the charm or eyebrow game.
I use my commitment shield to defend from his cocky sword
the answer is simple: catfish
ThatGoldTaco I actually saw some kind of cat fishing ad in the middle of this video
please god no, catfishing never gets you what you want.
I love how he wants to make a woman feel like every other woman is her enemy
“Giddy like a school girl”
V O M I T
when your gay but your PHYSIOLOGICALLY IN LOVE WITH WOMEN DATING PROFILES
The fact that this man is a "dating expert" is amazing. His tips include being an exaggerated or fake version of yourself, not mentioning you have kids (which is definitely something you should be upfront about because that's a huge deal to everyone involved), and also everything he tells you to put in your profile sounds like something a "quirky girl" would write which can be off-putting to a lot of guys.
"Just fucking catfish them, I dunno. Fuck it. Buy my kissing classes, too." - Mike O'Ferrari
I have never understood the characterization of schoolgirls as eternally giddy and happy. As a former schoolgirl, i can affirm it was spent mostly stressed and depressed.
This guy looks like James McAvoy auditioning for the role of Voldemort
🤣🤣
+
Disengage commitment shields and commence eyelid kissies 😚💕
I got this add a lot as a child on CZcams I swear! When you started describing and then playing it I knew it
Nice guys video sounds like he is trying to hypnotize you when he’s telling you how you will feel.
Michael fioris forehead crease makes it constantly look like he is wearing a bald cap
joke's on you because wearing a bald cap is the #1 secret tip to giving women a smile that spreads across their face and makes their cheeks ache
mabey he is and thats why his arms are so hairy
Whenever you manually zoom in on your eyes with your glasses, it makes me want to go on a second date with you.
"I was dating multiple women" which is alongside wonderful friends and a well-paying job. Yeah, that's what everyone's hoping for: leading on multiple people in multiple different relationships until you end it or they find out. Great advice, Mike.
I want you to find that episode of Rachel Ray and react to it 😂 😂
This man’s entire life work is.. a lot to unpack.
Eddy, or Michael?
the way michael talks (monotone, without stopping, putting in weirdly specific descriptions of physical feelings, the video being eerily long) is very reminiscent of like hypnosis tactics which is freaky as hell
Was looking for someone else to say this!!! The ads 100% use confusion or tactile induction.
Oh, I just thought he sounded like a dork. Slightly high-pitched voice for a man, overenunciation but also kind of mush-mouthed like he was struggling to get the words out. It was very awkward and off-putting.
Bruh, I got an ad for: the social man, which is another dating scam lmao
I'm a proud Brazilian viewer of Eddy's channel and my sole purpose is to guarantee his status is internationally known
Eddy out here making entire TV shows. 20min holy shit.
Hakim I mean it had to be pretty long cuz he spent a good bit of money on it so the extra revenue will offset that
I'm not complaining Max
you would like mauler lol
"you may have a profound feeling of regret... a tight knot in your belly" me, a lesbian describing my past relationships with men
Shout out from Colombia, Mr Internationally Known CZcamsr.
4:19
Why does he say "the One" like it's some sort of ancient eldritch creature that dwells in dating apps?
There I was, a broken man with nothing to live for with no sign of hope that things would get any better... but that's when it has happened
A beacon of Heavenly light shined from my phone. I quickly wiped the tears from my little baby face and saw a message that was clearly divine intervention from a higher entity
Eddy Burback Uploaded
My will to keep going is now stronger than it is ever been and I I cannot begin to thank you enough
Eddy, you know it's not April fool's anymore, right? You don't have to prank us with "every week there will be video." It's too late for that
hey guys i can do an eerily accurate impression of the well-dressed bird
are you surprised? or dare i say it you find me irresistable?