woah pilgrim eddy just called me and said he wants you to follow me on twitter - twitter.com/eddyburback thanks for the shoutout pilgrim eddy that’s so generous!
Tell you what man go ahead and give me 50 bucks in Bitcoin and I will go jaywalk for you film it and send it to you encrypted on the darknet. If you can't do it you can pay somebody else to.
"They're latex gloves" nah bro, healthcare professionals don't use latex just in case the patient has a latex sensitivity. Nitrile is pretty much the go to
correct me if i'm wrong, but NileRed pointed out its good to use a variety of gloves in a lab, because certain chemicals react differently with other materials, like Chemical A reacts violently with Nitrile, but doesn't react with Latex. but Chemical B reacts with both latex and Nitrile but not with t other gloves. a poor example but i think that's what he tried to point out.
5cm Pak38 auf PzKpfw II Sonderfahrgestell 901 ok correct me if i’m wrong but aren’t healthcare professionals and chemists? (doctors? scientists) people like nilered different. i mean like don’t they do separate things?
_"heywhatsupyouguys i just bought this mystery box from the dark web, there's probably gonna be some wild stuff in here, so lets just jump into it! First item is... woah, literal child porn! that's like, super illegal and one of the main things the dark web is used for, can you believe it? that's so crazy! and now i'm being arrested because the police wont listen to my excuse that this is all just for my youtube channel thats mostly watched by children! this is so crazy you guys like and comment if you want a part two where im vlogging from jail!" __#hype__ __#savage_
Moussie Blue what child is competent enough to get to the dark web and yet believes he can get mystery boxes because 20 something idiots on CZcams told him so?
Ok Bursnacc, I took your advice and ordered some mystery boxes off the dark web to my doorstep. Was kinda lame a knife covered in dried blood, 300 percs in a ziploc gallons bag and an illegally homemade machine gun, that looks like it's been fired a bunch. Anyway, kinda lame, but now a buncha black SUVs are parked outside my house. I guess they're here to deliver me my next one. I'll get back to you as soon as I open that one up.
Oh I just advertised in another comment. You give me 50 bucks in Bitcoin and I will film myself jaywalking across your choice of street level, however highways cost more, and then I will send it back to you encrypted on the dark net.
My wife wanted to let you know that, though there is no difference between various latex gloves, he did likely go to an actual dentist and get those because of the sterilization bag they carried them in, which she works with everyday. She says it’s a point for stupid because it’s completely unnecessary.
Yep! Former hospital Pharmacy Tech here and for sterile exams and stuff we stocked rooms with those all the time! (Especially for the ER and other wings that were just too busy to stock supplies themselves) Also they’re probably nitrile, given the color and loose wrist grip.
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I really love how NORMAL boxes that are shipped will have scuffs and dirt or damage but...the dark web boxes NEVER have anything on the outside hahahaha
“I’ve just found out there’s this thing called the dark web.” “I’ve KNOWN about it! Like everyone else I’ve known about it” “What’s the dark web?” Just pick one angle and stay with it dude
Pretty recently when the "I mailed myself in a box" trend was a thing, I, knowing they were fake, watched countless hours of them. I just need to confess I watched kilem. God forgive me. Please.
Yeah, highly doubt people this retarded even know how to download/verify/install tor, much less connect to an onion address. Now let's add all the steps required in getting Bitcoin and then adding them to an account on a dark net website. Yeah it didn't happen.
@@anon2234 damn I like to think I'm somewhat intelligent and I still get stuck on the bitcoin/account part, thats the most complicated bit for me 😂 although thats more lack of patience on my part I think lol
@@teethgrinder83 The bitcoin part is only if you end up wanting to make a purchase. You can still download the tor browser and visit the silk road if you're resourceful. Someone who isn't me tried using it once and it's surprisingly legit, while at the same time very shady. The legit part was that it has built-in escrow, so if you get screwed over, the seller won't be able to just steal your money. This is what happened to someone who isn't me. Ended up getting a refund on the purchase, and the escrow service tracked the purchase in USD (even though it was paid in bitcoin). Several days later when the item still hadn't been shipped, fraud was indicated and this person got their money back. But the money they got back was twice what they put in because the bitcoin price per USD went up a ton during those few days. Never tried a second time as this person was too nervous after the first time. Many won't ship to a PO box, so you have to use your home address and real name (as its apparently less riskier).
@@JoeMajewski yeah i can use tor and find onion addresses fine, I've had a look on a few sites, but just can't get the whole buying bitcoin, using wallets, putting in escrow part. More the finding a good trader for bitcoin and putting in a wallet part that was frustrating, when i bought coin it was a nightmare trying to transfer it to my wallet . I tried buying bitcoin once and never got it because I couldnt get it transferred and I lost patience lol
What really irks me about the first one is: they didn't even have a consistent story! It looked like they were setting up the box to be a bunch of murder evidence and then -BOOM- demons.
But...but it does send mystery boxes....I just saw it...those guys opened one....the bloody tire....the broken picture frame....the...the professional grade dentist gloves....I saw it.
Eduardo Burbackula give this to your mom without reading it. Dear Mrs. Burback, As we both know, Edmond is a particularly unique boy with a very special curiosity. However, lately this curiosity has gotten the better of him and he has been seen visiting the Dark Web in his free time. Luckily his limited capacity for complex thought means that he has not yet discovered why people would choose to visit such a place, but the clock is ticking and we need to intervene before it is too late. With your generous donation of just $60 monthly to pay my phone bill I will be able to phone the professionals that Edward so clearly needs. With your support we are mere months away from getting young Oedipus back on track producing the kid friendly videos you and I both know he is capable of. Sincerely, Hype Michael
I can’t wait for someone to see these and start a dark web box business using the youtubers that do these vids as free publicity and then stuff the dark web box with a bunch kinda weird trash. Wait, maybe I should do that.
I know that this video is 3 years old (I somehow _just recently_ discovered Eddy and his fire content.) but I thought that I could add a little insight as I have some experience with purchasing illegal shit on the dark web. First of all, the reason I was buying shit on the dark web was because I was an addict and the markets on the dark web were my only avenue for getting hard drugs at the time. (No worries, I’m clean and sober now!!) Anyway, before I launch into the more interesting stuff, Eddy’s totally correct in saying that all of these CZcamsrs are absolutely full of shit. Every last one of them, including all of the ones _not_ shown here, 100% packed up some boxes with weird ass shit and then opened them on camera, pretending they were from the dark web. Now, as for the question of: “Can you even buy mystery boxes on the dark web?” My answer? I don’t know. LOL. Personally I never really strayed away from what I was there for. This was also just before the whole “mystery box craze” took off, so it would’ve been hella weird to see one on there. Plus, 99% of the shit being sold in the dark web markets is fucking _expensive_ and 9 times out of 10 you’re there to buy something pretty particular. So it’s beyond me why someone who’s there for, say, crack, would wanna spend a bunch of money just to possibly have syringes and weed show up at their door. Mystery boxes just don’t make any sense here. Now, having said all of that, just because it doesn’t make any sense to me doesn’t mean that they were never sold on there. You see, the way buying shit on the dark web works is a _lot_ like a secret, illegal Ebay. There are _several_ different “shops” and they all pretty much work the same. They’re just the middle man/host for tons of different buyers and sellers. So, again, exactly like Ebay. The only real differences being that you could only access them on the dark web, most of the goods being sold are _highly_ illegal, all of the transactions had to be made using cryptocurrency, and you had to upload your crypto onto the site before you could use it to purchase anything. (These sites would frequently “go dark” and the owners/operators would just disappear with all of crypto currently still “in limbo” on the site.) So, since these sites operated just like Ebay, sellers could post truly whatever they like (Except pretty much every site I ever happened to use had a ban on purchasing/selling firearms.) so I really can’t see why sellers couldn’t post mystery boxes unless those too are banned. But even in that case, surely you could find at least _one_ site that sold them. Now as for the whole “giving your address to shady ass criminals” thing, Eddy had a great idea in that you should just get/use a PO Box. Unfortunately, most sellers refuse to send stuff to PO Boxes. I’m not sure if it has to do with law enforcement or scammers or what, but like 90% of them won’t do it. Another thing that pretty much all sellers require is that your address is encrypted when you send it to them. That way it can only be viewed _one_ time, while the shipping label is created and then never again. Which does make it harder for LE to trace anything back to you (Provided they don’t physically have _your_ package.), though, at the end of the day, you’ve _still_ sent your address to a shady ass criminal. (Something I did many, _many_ times. LOL.) Another interesting tidbit about sending and receiving is the fact that _all_ US sellers send their orders via the United States Postal Service. Companies like UPS and FedEx are privately owned and can open up a package anytime that they like so that they can see what exactly is in it. USPS has to have specific, reasonable suspicions to do so. Which makes sending illegal shit in the mail safest via the government’s option. LOL. Okay, I believe that that’s pretty much all of the interesting information that I’ve got pertaining to my time buying drugs on the dark web. I know that nobody will read this, but on the _extremely_ off chance that they do, I personally found all of this information _super_ interesting! (But boy was it fucking exhausting to type out! LOL.)
It acually really is interesting. Thanks for explaining! I've never seen dark web, and luckily for me have nothing to look there for, but now I at least understand something about it
@@tobers_is_lost It’s quite an interesting world, that’s for sure! LOL. And I’m *so* glad that you enjoyed learning all of the little tidbits and that I had to share. I knew that I would find all of what I had to say intriguing, but I wasn’t really sure if anyone else would. Also, thank you so much!! Every single day feels a little bit better the further I get away from that part of my past. My addiction had me chained down like crazy, so being free from it these days feels absolutely _incredible._
My 8 year old knows about the "dark web" but also understands that it's cheaper and easier to just summon demons in the living room the old fashioned way.
I do like that the first mystery box kind of told a story like the bloody tire, child car seat, etc and a frame of two people dead so you can connect the dots so someone got run over by a car or it was like a car crash and 2-3 people died. Most intelligent thing I’ve seen from these types of videos.
I hadn't even pieced that together. to caught up on the fact that they didn't get immediately scammed and get an empty box because that's what would happen if you ordered a mystery box on the dark net. You probably get some condoms and a pack of playing cards.
12:45 that’s what not looking suspicious is like over here in England, all he need is a puffer jacket on top of that hoodie and he’s basically from East Manchester
As someone who works with the shipping industry, I can tell you that no person on the dark web would ship a box that large and heavy. It would be outrageously expensive.
it’s weird how the killem one has actually some what realistic elements. talking about vpns and having things like drugs and women’s underwear in it instead of demon box and radio.
Well actually yeah that's how it works if you want drugs/illegal goods shipped to you. Vendors won't risk PO boxes, and of course your legal name is going to have to be on any goods that you have shipped to you because that's just the nature of using the USPS. it only gets sketchy if somebody asks for you to sign for a package because that's when you're getting stung.
9:42 no that’s not a demon box. That’s the sacrificial alter from the binding of Isaac. You can sacrifice 2 familiars. So he can kill his 2 friends and get devil room items.
My favorite part of these videos is that they go the extra mile to put gloves on to protect themselves from anything in the box but continuously touch there nose, mouth and eyes with the "contaminated" glove
So there's a more detailed explanation for this, but basically it isn't illegal for the consumer to rip the tag off a mattress, it's illegal for the person selling them to prevent product tampering. I think. I'd have to look it up again.
@@bevanadonis9732 You are correct, It says on those tags something along the lines "It is illegal to remove this tag unless it is done by the consumer" Fuck those tags first thing I do when I get new pillows is rip em off.
I love that there's a significant portion of the internet that thinks these things are 100% real, and everyone who makes these videos is content with lying and making impressionable (or "dumb") people seek out the deep web and illegal or fake hidden services to either get themselves arrested or to get scammed out of lots of money. I can only shake my head disappointedly. I can't muster up any deeper emotion than that.
I love his hype about opening it at the devil hour. All that old saying really means is that most bars clsoe at 2am, therefore buy 3am people are so drunk they do whatever. 😅
That gives me a video idea: "I GOT DRUNK AND SUMMONED MY EX GIRLFRIEND AT 3AM CHALLENGE GONE WRONG" (Just get shitfaced and text my ex at 3am to see if she responds..then get hit with a restraining order.)
Actually, the devils hour is a lot older than that. Its said that Jesus was crucified at 3pm, so exactly 12 hours later is the most unholy hour. Demons are also said to be strongest at this hour and weakest at 3pm. I like the bar thing though, I've never heard that
I figured out how the blood could still be liquid; The murderer was actually his next door neighbor, who didn’t commit the crime until they knew for sure that someone would purchase the box. Once someone did, and the murderer found out it was their next door neighbor, they killed someone, put it all in the box, and left it on his step in ~20 minutes or less. Or that all is bs and it’s actually fake but I’m not sure about that yet
woah pilgrim eddy just called me and said he wants you to follow me on twitter - twitter.com/eddyburback
thanks for the shoutout pilgrim eddy that’s so generous!
Pilgrim Eddy is a pilgrim, where did he get a phone? 🤔
kevma Coin they invented the smart phone!!
@@EddyBurback top ten anime comebacks
Eddy, your moustache looks RAVISHING
Pilgrim Eddy’s knees look familiar... 🤔
Douche 1: "yo, there's blood"
Douche 2: "ew"
Douche 3: "ew"
-Amazing acting.
Callahan Bullock I prefer
“Vagina cleaner”
@@natalie5136 babe its not just for vaginas
Piss dog wait WHAT. WHATS GOING ON
They deserve an Oscar for that
Just think of how grossed out they’ll be when they find out how much blood they each have in their bodies. OooOOOoOoOo
"I low-key gave my address out for this box so I hope I don't get stalked" I smell a spin off!
James Hughes my first thought when i heard this! there’s definitely like a strange clown or something going to show up in their videos and kidnap them
How do you “low-key” give someone your full address?
Irishman Rants They typed it out, but used a really small font.
Bruh I smell a snuff film
"I WAS STALKED BY SOMEONE FROM THE DARK WEB!!!!!1!!!!! (MYSTERY BOX GONE WRONG (GONE SEXUAL)) *VERY SPOOKY*"
"Think about a crime right now"
*premarital eye contact*
thats it, youre going to jail just for thinking about that
This touches my soul
100th like! #hype #savage #cool
@@Gayjesus77 ohhh naughty
God wants to know your location
“Wtf do you think is in a dentist glove that isn’t in a regular latex glove?”
Dentists hands👀🤔
i’m absolutely livid that this made me laugh
*Very noice*
I just want to know that I told this joke to my grandma and it made her laugh so good job.
just a smøl tøwn gir that just made me so happy lol😂💕
@@justasmltwngir1732 pure
I looked on the dark web, they didn’t have anywhere where you can jaywalk, disappointed
Then what is the point of the dark web?
Khalil Kafieh I hate you so much right now
Khalil Kafieh why did I click on that
@@evan6630 I don't wanna click on it, but isn't it just the Sprite Cranberry promotional website?
Tell you what man go ahead and give me 50 bucks in Bitcoin and I will go jaywalk for you film it and send it to you encrypted on the darknet. If you can't do it you can pay somebody else to.
"Is this fake or are they stupid?"
Should be the official slogan of 2018
caliwonder2087 w i s d o m
Is it bad that I read that to the tune of Human by The Killers?
Yes
The official slogan of kids content on CZcams
*2019 and forever*
Always remember there is a difference between the deep web and dark web, deep web has really good privacy the dark web has kidneys
i’ve never seen a kidney... 🤔
@@veespa_ yeah I don't think they're real
You can’t. Because they don’t. Fricken government conspiracy.
Does the deep web have kidney security?
Declan Lee yes
“I’ve just found out about this thing called the dark web.” *five seconds pass* “I’ve known about it for years.”
I’ll come back in a year
Interesting*stocks beard*
"what does illegal mean?"
The exact experience of lying to your friends about knowing that band in 7th grade
@@lukasjunkernaas5918 oh fuck yeah new beard restocks just dropped
the fact that he whispers certain words to not get demonitized is hilarious
ITS DRUGS. DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!
Next thing you know he'll be famous, but not for comedy; for asmr.
SHHHHHHHHH
The best part is that it works
its my favorite running gag of his
i love when my dark web mystery boxes come in amazon packaging
I love when they come with prime shipping.
I love when I find the Amazon Employee inside the box
Same 😊, I got a teacup puppy last time, ( dead obviously)
Dentist gloves are in fact made with teeth, making them extra protective
so that's where mine went.
The latex glove industry is run by tooth fairies.
"They're latex gloves" nah bro, healthcare professionals don't use latex just in case the patient has a latex sensitivity. Nitrile is pretty much the go to
Yeah we use nitrile in the lab.
correct me if i'm wrong, but NileRed pointed out its good to use a variety of gloves in a lab, because certain chemicals react differently with other materials, like Chemical A reacts violently with Nitrile, but doesn't react with Latex. but Chemical B reacts with both latex and Nitrile but not with t other gloves. a poor example but i think that's what he tried to point out.
5cm Pak38 auf PzKpfw II Sonderfahrgestell 901 ok correct me if i’m wrong but aren’t healthcare professionals and chemists? (doctors? scientists) people like nilered different. i mean like don’t they do separate things?
NATURAL SELECTION! LET ME SEE THEM TEETH JIMMY!
When I was a dental assistant we used nitrile.
"Think of a crime right now"
Me panicking: "uh...crime"
When he said that I screamed “robbery!” My family is worried for me.
Premarital hand holding.
Be Gay Do Crime
Plushypony 94 wh- ?
I thought "counterfeiting"
_"heywhatsupyouguys i just bought this mystery box from the dark web, there's probably gonna be some wild stuff in here, so lets just jump into it! First item is... woah, literal child porn! that's like, super illegal and one of the main things the dark web is used for, can you believe it? that's so crazy! and now i'm being arrested because the police wont listen to my excuse that this is all just for my youtube channel thats mostly watched by children! this is so crazy you guys like and comment if you want a part two where im vlogging from jail!" __#hype__ __#savage_
Nobody has commented on this in the past seven months and... Well. I get it. There's nothing to add. This is it. We have hit peak commenting
ann onymous me too
This is a good and well thought out comment that complements this comment and expresses how funny it is
XD
I read that in jaystations voice.
Now I'm terrified that if I have kids someday they're gonna go on the dark web and try to find a mystery box only to get the entire family kidnapped
Moussie Blue what child is competent enough to get to the dark web and yet believes he can get mystery boxes because 20 something idiots on CZcams told him so?
@@gingersnap189 you never know lol
@@gingersnap189 You ever had children? They’re both smart and dumb at the same time
My mom's always used the phrase "smart when it comes to doing dumb shit"
the last thing they want to kidnap is an entire paranoid suburbanite family
I almost thought the second one was going to be a NordVPN add at first.
Same
*ad (not to be rude, I just have a thing with grammer)
sososweet 1249 was using voice2text wasnt and didnt pay attention to spelling.
Flexing the Platinum Taco Bell VISA card on us, damn
you know i gotta flex my crunchwrap supreme on these haters baby $$$
Can't believe Eddy's a fucking SELLOUT
Eddie, does it feel amazing to know a channel as bad ass as nerd city follows your videos or what?
@@EddyBurback weird flex but okay
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahaha
“Think of a crime right now”
Me: Loitering
“You can do that on the Dark Web”
Me: :O
Mmm hmm 💎💎
Try again but pretend you aren't a big fat vagina this time.
@Nocutiout Ok mr testosterone man
The first thing I thought of was public urination. Fuck
I thought of murder... so I guess I can murder someone without having to actually see them
Ok Bursnacc, I took your advice and ordered some mystery boxes off the dark web to my doorstep. Was kinda lame a knife covered in dried blood, 300 percs in a ziploc gallons bag and an illegally homemade machine gun, that looks like it's been fired a bunch. Anyway, kinda lame, but now a buncha black SUVs are parked outside my house. I guess they're here to deliver me my next one. I'll get back to you as soon as I open that one up.
Oh man he never came back
Watch out guys
He sacrificed himself, for us
Hey did you ever get your new boxes?
and we lost another one
1:13 eddy you shouldn't have told me this, im going to go hire a jaywalker
Oh I just advertised in another comment. You give me 50 bucks in Bitcoin and I will film myself jaywalking across your choice of street level, however highways cost more, and then I will send it back to you encrypted on the dark net.
Brother
Low-key what I was thinking of....but I already did it so.....
My wife wanted to let you know that, though there is no difference between various latex gloves, he did likely go to an actual dentist and get those because of the sterilization bag they carried them in, which she works with everyday. She says it’s a point for stupid because it’s completely unnecessary.
Yep! Former hospital Pharmacy Tech here and for sterile exams and stuff we stocked rooms with those all the time! (Especially for the ER and other wings that were just too busy to stock supplies themselves) Also they’re probably nitrile, given the color and loose wrist grip.
Of course, they wouldn't want to infect the nasty crap in the box.
Yeah but you can just order those on amazon
*puts on latex gloves*
Armor: 100
No ordinary latex gloves would give you 100 Armour only professional dentist gloves can do that
They must be not only dentist gloves but also professional grade!
Lol
Tell me if anyone gets this puts on laytex gloves 3 armour 1 speed
They aren’t latex gloves they are dentist gloves
Eddy's search history:
HoW lOnG dOeS bLoOd TaKe To DrY?
Lol
Lol
Lol
The fbi is gonna be watching him more closely this week
Their fan base HAS to be 12 and under. Those are the only people who would believe this.
@George_B lmao same except I'm 2
I don’t think anybody older than 10 would believe this, I’m 11
Underestimating 12 year olds
Ah yes, the classic illicit substances you can only find on the dark web :
Old radio
Picture frame
Womens underwear
and flash drives.
Uummm, you forgot
DEMON IN A BOX!!
Can’t forget tires, children’s car seats, and football trophies
And magical forever fresh blood
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Eddie saying "dr*gs" is very ASMR
Emily ∂яυgѕ
@Roscoe Patterson demonetized
I had to rewind it 4 times bc I thought he was saying frogs and I needed to be sure
He's clearly the best ASMR channel on CZcams
His asmr is goals😤😤😋😋😍
The most likely thing to happen when you order a dark web mystery box is that they take your money and don’t send anything.
Dude on left: Drunk
Dude in middle: Stoned
Dude on right: Coked
Are we talkin stage right/left or line of sight?
Eggbert08 Line of sight
Give this man a raise
Lmaooooooo
I can't stop thinking about your comment and laughing while watching this. 😂
I really love how NORMAL boxes that are shipped will have scuffs and dirt or damage but...the dark web boxes NEVER have anything on the outside hahahaha
Strange no shipping labels either.
That’s because the dark web uses mysterious demon teleportation too evil for UPS to use
Most packages I get are intact and clean
“I’ve just found out there’s this thing called the dark web.”
“I’ve KNOWN about it! Like everyone else I’ve known about it”
“What’s the dark web?”
Just pick one angle and stay with it dude
Come on, man, lying's hard when you're a moron.
Thank you, I was surprised Eddy didn't call him out on that. Too funny.
@@Lucifronz funny numbers of likes my guy
Pretty recently when the "I mailed myself in a box" trend was a thing, I, knowing they were fake, watched countless hours of them. I just need to confess I watched kilem. God forgive me. Please.
Don’t worry, my little brother used to watch Morgz. It could be worse
@@DaRoachDoggJrr Thank you for your condolences and kind words.
Bleys McNutt I do not forgive you
monday april 5 of 2021, 2:29pm
@@willjim582 True
There’s a 0% chance a kid would be able to successfully buy anything on the dark web.
Ding dong you are wrong
@@R3lay0 what
That's not true. Source: My little brother. Don't ask
I disagree. Getting cryptocurrency would seem to be the biggest issue, but I imagine some of the websites would take cash.
All you need to order drugs off the dark web is:
1. A computer or smartphone with Tor browser installed
2. Bitcoin
3. A mailbox
is pilgrim eddy canon in the Burback cinematic universe?
btw the beard is making my knees weak
RIP Stan Knee :'(
MetalGamer it made my arms heavy
Swatkinos 2002 eddy's spaghetti
@@yeehowdy3083 I'm nervous
Killem: "I dont want anyone to know I'm on the dark web"
*makes video about going on the dark web*
Plot twist: He never even went on the dark web
Yeah, highly doubt people this retarded even know how to download/verify/install tor, much less connect to an onion address. Now let's add all the steps required in getting Bitcoin and then adding them to an account on a dark net website. Yeah it didn't happen.
@@anon2234 damn I like to think I'm somewhat intelligent and I still get stuck on the bitcoin/account part, thats the most complicated bit for me 😂 although thats more lack of patience on my part I think lol
@@teethgrinder83 The bitcoin part is only if you end up wanting to make a purchase. You can still download the tor browser and visit the silk road if you're resourceful. Someone who isn't me tried using it once and it's surprisingly legit, while at the same time very shady. The legit part was that it has built-in escrow, so if you get screwed over, the seller won't be able to just steal your money. This is what happened to someone who isn't me. Ended up getting a refund on the purchase, and the escrow service tracked the purchase in USD (even though it was paid in bitcoin). Several days later when the item still hadn't been shipped, fraud was indicated and this person got their money back. But the money they got back was twice what they put in because the bitcoin price per USD went up a ton during those few days. Never tried a second time as this person was too nervous after the first time. Many won't ship to a PO box, so you have to use your home address and real name (as its apparently less riskier).
@@JoeMajewski yeah i can use tor and find onion addresses fine, I've had a look on a few sites, but just can't get the whole buying bitcoin, using wallets, putting in escrow part. More the finding a good trader for bitcoin and putting in a wallet part that was frustrating, when i bought coin it was a nightmare trying to transfer it to my wallet . I tried buying bitcoin once and never got it because I couldnt get it transferred and I lost patience lol
is no one gonna talk about how he kept touching his face when he was opening the “dark web” package :/
I was thinking that the whole time
What really irks me about the first one is: they didn't even have a consistent story! It looked like they were setting up the box to be a bunch of murder evidence and then -BOOM- demons.
I got a farmers only dating ad on this. Are you a farmer
no hes a pilgrim
*YeeHaw Intensifies*
No they think we are
Howdy,,,,,pardner
No, but you are
Imagine having the actual negative IQ to believe that the dark web sends mystery boxes
But...but it does send mystery boxes....I just saw it...those guys opened one....the bloody tire....the broken picture frame....the...the professional grade dentist gloves....I saw it.
no but they just did!!!1!!11!!1!!!
Stanky Fish licker P¨QR¡BB AQ
no they do, they sent me three pounds of ketamine and an arm
@@killerhippieodoom9599 damn, good ass deal
That Taco Bell card thing was spooky... I didn't know you could actually take cards out once they're in your wallet without ghosts helping.
“Think of a crime” pfft. Like I’d let you know what crimes i know
I can run a red light on the dark web?
is this a question?
You can hack a red light and run it however you want. 30 min yellow light? Go for it!
kevma Coin I mean traditionally questions are ended with question marks.
@@CrispLettuce but a question would be "can i run a red light on the dark web?" not "i can run a red light on the dark web?"
kevma Coin I’m fairly certain you can word it either way.
Eduardo Burbackula give this to your mom without reading it.
Dear Mrs. Burback,
As we both know, Edmond is a particularly unique boy with a very special curiosity. However, lately this curiosity has gotten the better of him and he has been seen visiting the Dark Web in his free time. Luckily his limited capacity for complex thought means that he has not yet discovered why people would choose to visit such a place, but the clock is ticking and we need to intervene before it is too late. With your generous donation of just $60 monthly to pay my phone bill I will be able to phone the professionals that Edward so clearly needs. With your support we are mere months away from getting young Oedipus back on track producing the kid friendly videos you and I both know he is capable of.
Sincerely,
Hype Michael
This is the best comment
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Whats your venmo so I can pay you for your services
@@BrazillianFOsho this is my main channel I promise ;)
I can’t wait for someone to see these and start a dark web box business using the youtubers that do these vids as free publicity and then stuff the dark web box with a bunch kinda weird trash. Wait, maybe I should do that.
Have you started yet?
I know that this video is 3 years old (I somehow _just recently_ discovered Eddy and his fire content.) but I thought that I could add a little insight as I have some experience with purchasing illegal shit on the dark web.
First of all, the reason I was buying shit on the dark web was because I was an addict and the markets on the dark web were my only avenue for getting hard drugs at the time. (No worries, I’m clean and sober now!!)
Anyway, before I launch into the more interesting stuff, Eddy’s totally correct in saying that all of these CZcamsrs are absolutely full of shit. Every last one of them, including all of the ones _not_ shown here, 100% packed up some boxes with weird ass shit and then opened them on camera, pretending they were from the dark web.
Now, as for the question of: “Can you even buy mystery boxes on the dark web?” My answer? I don’t know. LOL. Personally I never really strayed away from what I was there for. This was also just before the whole “mystery box craze” took off, so it would’ve been hella weird to see one on there. Plus, 99% of the shit being sold in the dark web markets is fucking _expensive_ and 9 times out of 10 you’re there to buy something pretty particular. So it’s beyond me why someone who’s there for, say, crack, would wanna spend a bunch of money just to possibly have syringes and weed show up at their door. Mystery boxes just don’t make any sense here.
Now, having said all of that, just because it doesn’t make any sense to me doesn’t mean that they were never sold on there. You see, the way buying shit on the dark web works is a _lot_ like a secret, illegal Ebay. There are _several_ different “shops” and they all pretty much work the same. They’re just the middle man/host for tons of different buyers and sellers. So, again, exactly like Ebay. The only real differences being that you could only access them on the dark web, most of the goods being sold are _highly_ illegal, all of the transactions had to be made using cryptocurrency, and you had to upload your crypto onto the site before you could use it to purchase anything. (These sites would frequently “go dark” and the owners/operators would just disappear with all of crypto currently still “in limbo” on the site.) So, since these sites operated just like Ebay, sellers could post truly whatever they like (Except pretty much every site I ever happened to use had a ban on purchasing/selling firearms.) so I really can’t see why sellers couldn’t post mystery boxes unless those too are banned. But even in that case, surely you could find at least _one_ site that sold them.
Now as for the whole “giving your address to shady ass criminals” thing, Eddy had a great idea in that you should just get/use a PO Box. Unfortunately, most sellers refuse to send stuff to PO Boxes. I’m not sure if it has to do with law enforcement or scammers or what, but like 90% of them won’t do it. Another thing that pretty much all sellers require is that your address is encrypted when you send it to them. That way it can only be viewed _one_ time, while the shipping label is created and then never again. Which does make it harder for LE to trace anything back to you (Provided they don’t physically have _your_ package.), though, at the end of the day, you’ve _still_ sent your address to a shady ass criminal. (Something I did many, _many_ times. LOL.) Another interesting tidbit about sending and receiving is the fact that _all_ US sellers send their orders via the United States Postal Service. Companies like UPS and FedEx are privately owned and can open up a package anytime that they like so that they can see what exactly is in it. USPS has to have specific, reasonable suspicions to do so. Which makes sending illegal shit in the mail safest via the government’s option. LOL.
Okay, I believe that that’s pretty much all of the interesting information that I’ve got pertaining to my time buying drugs on the dark web. I know that nobody will read this, but on the _extremely_ off chance that they do, I personally found all of this information _super_ interesting! (But boy was it fucking exhausting to type out! LOL.)
This was fascinating! Rip your fingers from typing all this 😂
It acually really is interesting. Thanks for explaining! I've never seen dark web, and luckily for me have nothing to look there for, but now I at least understand something about it
that's some truly fascinating stuff! thanks for sharing all that, and i'm glad you're clean now.
@@tobers_is_lost It’s quite an interesting world, that’s for sure! LOL. And I’m *so* glad that you enjoyed learning all of the little tidbits and that I had to share. I knew that I would find all of what I had to say intriguing, but I wasn’t really sure if anyone else would.
Also, thank you so much!! Every single day feels a little bit better the further I get away from that part of my past. My addiction had me chained down like crazy, so being free from it these days feels absolutely _incredible._
Thanks so much for sharing! I've always wondered but never really looked for the info so this was super neat to read. Glad you're doing better :)
dude how'd you get a real pilgrim in this video?
Bought it off the dark web
Ancestry.com
He didnt 😱
What monster has the 421st like?
@@ewwpoorpeople5684 yeah who????
I'm going on the dark web to find Eddy's mom's address.
So I can tell her he watched this.
the lack of comments bother me
yes
Fucking snitch
You monster
“I don’t wanna let anyone know I’m going on the dark web”
*proceeds to make CZcams video about going on the dark web*
My 8 year old knows about the "dark web" but also understands that it's cheaper and easier to just summon demons in the living room the old fashioned way.
I need an ASMR channel with you just whispering controversial things
Oh god YES
d I s H w A s H e R
I thought that too when he said drugs 🤣
I do like that the first mystery box kind of told a story like the bloody tire, child car seat, etc and a frame of two people dead so you can connect the dots so someone got run over by a car or it was like a car crash and 2-3 people died. Most intelligent thing I’ve seen from these types of videos.
I hadn't even pieced that together. to caught up on the fact that they didn't get immediately scammed and get an empty box because that's what would happen if you ordered a mystery box on the dark net. You probably get some condoms and a pack of playing cards.
69 LIKES BABEY YEAAAAA
12:45 that’s what not looking suspicious is like over here in England, all he need is a puffer jacket on top of that hoodie and he’s basically from East Manchester
Most of the “blood” is just grease from the tire
Pilgrim Eddy *JOINS THE FIGHT*
I know this me is pretty dead but I don’t really care anymore
*Pilgrim Eddy settles the fight
He invents the fight
"uhhhh use a PO Box" 4:50
It's the simple answers from Eddy that are my favorite.
As someone who works with the shipping industry, I can tell you that no person on the dark web would ship a box that large and heavy. It would be outrageously expensive.
I’m awaiting the day that some unsuspecting kid actually orders a real box off of the actual dark web and gets involved in some serial killer case
it’s weird how the killem one has actually some what realistic elements. talking about vpns and having things like drugs and women’s underwear in it instead of demon box and radio.
Guy says,”I don’t want anyone to know I’m on the dark web.”
Uploads video to CZcams
What would you do not post it on the internet for every one to see
I love how the second guy wears gloves, touches the items in the box, then touches his face. A work of art
Eddy: "think of a crime"
Me: "Uh... Your Mom?"
Eddy: "you can do that"
Me: 😶
I love how at 13:40, he's touching the "dirty" underwear and then just straight up touches his face. Very convincing level of concern there.
He’s just enjoying it as much as the sender did :)
Another point for stupid: he gave his *ADDRESS* to someone on the *DARK WEB*
Well actually yeah that's how it works if you want drugs/illegal goods shipped to you. Vendors won't risk PO boxes, and of course your legal name is going to have to be on any goods that you have shipped to you because that's just the nature of using the USPS. it only gets sketchy if somebody asks for you to sign for a package because that's when you're getting stung.
@@anon2234 um. No.
@@btaylerpackard2475 he's correct though. you encrypt your address and give the PGP key to the dealer so they can decrypt it.
That's literally the first thing he said
Elle Caszatt - Yea, people that are calling this stupid clearly have no idea how it works 😂
1:14 - 1:20 I'M GONNA PAY SOMEONE TO JAYWALK ON THE DARK WEB.
Them: what if we put some BBQ sauce on our tire
I told her and she said she still loves you she’s just disappointed
the lack of comments bother me
Nobody:
Parents: I'm not angry, I'm just dissapointed.
@@abby9448 you've replied this on multiple comments
The only thing more disturbing than the fake mystery tire box is that you still haven’t used the $2 on the Taco Bell card
Those pills looked like coffee sweetener tablets 😂
9:42 no that’s not a demon box. That’s the sacrificial alter from the binding of Isaac. You can sacrifice 2 familiars. So he can kill his 2 friends and get devil room items.
Eddy, please open the demon box. I think you could make a series out of it.
"MY FAMILY GOT POSSESSED?!! (Gone wrong)"
And Doomstice for all ***gone sexual
WE HAD TO CALL AN EXORCIST?!? *EMOTIONAL*
Omg it's at 666 likes. If this answer gets 1000000 likes eddy will have to make the series
I wanted to like this comment, but it got 666 likes and it's too perfect
My favorite part of these videos is that they go the extra mile to put gloves on to protect themselves from anything in the box but continuously touch there nose, mouth and eyes with the "contaminated" glove
“Is it fake or are they stupid?” That’s what I want people to say about my chest.
Probably on a list now for googling “how long does it take blood to dry”
Probably not that unusual, think about cleaning up blood but being a little dumb and forgetting to mention what surface
I can download a car on the dark web?
"think of a crime"
Me: *thinks of ripping tags off of beds* huehuehuehue
So there's a more detailed explanation for this, but basically it isn't illegal for the consumer to rip the tag off a mattress, it's illegal for the person selling them to prevent product tampering. I think. I'd have to look it up again.
@@bevanadonis9732 You are correct, It says on those tags something along the lines "It is illegal to remove this tag unless it is done by the consumer" Fuck those tags first thing I do when I get new pillows is rip em off.
Oh shit I ripped one off a couple days ago.
@@soggy2371 your too dangerous to be kept alive
With your track record in catching the most dangerous criminals, I'm sure you have seen worse, like people using books to kill
"I'v ordered some food just to make me look less suspicious" he says witha his hood on whispering to a camera
Can we just talk about, “I don’t want people knowing that I’m on the dark web.” Posts video to CZcams with your thousands of subscribers.
monday april 5 of 2021, 2:29pm
@@willjim582 ayo time check
Pilgrim Eddy: "think of a crime right now"
me: immediately visualizing someone stealing my pumpkin crumb muffins
🥶🥶 relatable!
Eddy; Think of a crime
Me: Stealing a banana
Eddy: You can do that on the dark web
Me: :0
i love your princess bubblegum pride flag pfp
r/comedyheaven
eating ass.. you can do that on the dark web...chew gum?.. now that's a different story.
@@emrahalien2972 Not inherently crimes, just abhorrently disgusting
“Think of any crime”
Drunk and disorderly?
ITS ON THE DARK WEB
I feel like I’m missing out on just putting my trash in a box and selling it.
When in doubt, #Burback it out:
“Is this fake, or are they stupid?”
*Deep voice:* "These are there stories." *D U N D U N*
eddy: think of a crime right now
me: jaywalking
eddy: you can do that on the dark web
me:nice...
you cant do crime, that's illegal!
0:42
What!?! Pilgrim Eddy was Eddy the whole time
Omg that’s so like cray or whatever.
Man I’m so proud of eddy I know I’m a little late obviously it’s a year old but he’s finally getting the views he deserves
"So you just plug it in"- mystery box guy #3, 2018
“I can’t have anyone knowing we were on the dark web, they can’t trace this back to me.”
Posts it on CZcams.
I love that there's a significant portion of the internet that thinks these things are 100% real, and everyone who makes these videos is content with lying and making impressionable (or "dumb") people seek out the deep web and illegal or fake hidden services to either get themselves arrested or to get scammed out of lots of money.
I can only shake my head disappointedly. I can't muster up any deeper emotion than that.
That second one actually had a really good message. Never plug a random USB into your computer, because it could contain malware.
Eddy googled "how long does it take blood to dry?"
Got himself an FBI agent
How much blood
That's like saying "water takes 45 minutes to dry"
That's totally not how liquids work. At all.
To go on the dark web you need to eat a 10 piece mcnugget meal first
Then
But I don’t eat meat :’( don’t make me
i love how its presumably a text file that bricks his laptop lmao
I love his hype about opening it at the devil hour. All that old saying really means is that most bars clsoe at 2am, therefore buy 3am people are so drunk they do whatever. 😅
That gives me a video idea:
"I GOT DRUNK AND SUMMONED MY EX GIRLFRIEND AT 3AM CHALLENGE GONE WRONG"
(Just get shitfaced and text my ex at 3am to see if she responds..then get hit with a restraining order.)
Actually, the devils hour is a lot older than that. Its said that Jesus was crucified at 3pm, so exactly 12 hours later is the most unholy hour. Demons are also said to be strongest at this hour and weakest at 3pm. I like the bar thing though, I've never heard that
Never heard of that. Always heard the biblical one, that demons are strongest at 3 am. Source?
Eddy: “think of a crime right now”
Me: “driving without a seatbelt”
Eddy: “you can do that on the dark web”
Please don't tell my mom I have a crush on Pilgrim Eddy
the acting in this? *chef’s kiss* making me feel a certain sense of nostalgia from high school
The first guys kinda sound like wizards trying to be like regular people
How much you willing to pay to keep us quiet?
HOW DID YOU PULL THAT TACO BELL CARD OUT OH MY GODDDD
I figured out how the blood could still be liquid;
The murderer was actually his next door neighbor, who didn’t commit the crime until they knew for sure that someone would purchase the box. Once someone did, and the murderer found out it was their next door neighbor, they killed someone, put it all in the box, and left it on his step in ~20 minutes or less.
Or that all is bs and it’s actually fake but I’m not sure about that yet