They Took My Video Down So I Fought Back In the Most Petty Way

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  • čas přidán 1. 11. 2018
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  • @larko2717
    @larko2717 Před 4 lety +20659

    They took it down, let's together sad.

  • @juliamasse9334
    @juliamasse9334 Před 5 lety +10778

    Billion Surprise Toys
    B= Bring
    S= Sback
    T= Tpapa

    • @saoirsedoyle2289
      @saoirsedoyle2289 Před 5 lety +59

      Julia Kathleen ha!

    • @MadameBijoux
      @MadameBijoux Před 5 lety +158

      *_YES_* girl! If you know you know

    • @Lou-hj8td
      @Lou-hj8td Před 5 lety +396

      Honestly their English is so bad they probably would spell it like that

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe Před 5 lety +193

      Billion Surprise Toys
      B = quit
      T = yo
      S = shit BST

    • @karolmongiello3158
      @karolmongiello3158 Před 5 lety +68

      Or maybe it just means
      B=Billion
      S=Surprise
      T=Toys

  • @M2ofEMMM
    @M2ofEMMM Před rokem +4433

    Danny taking a deep breath and then pronouncing "Die, pussy, die" sent my soul to another dimension

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness Před rokem +2812

    Four years later, and it's still a shame what they did to Papa

  • @tlyke
    @tlyke Před 4 lety +17693

    *This video is blocked in all countries.*
    ExpressVPN: *nervous sweating*

  • @laurelalana2479
    @laurelalana2479 Před 4 lety +13628

    He’s going to slap them in the face with legal

  • @seymonsolomon9545
    @seymonsolomon9545 Před rokem +2163

    I find that the one with the wife dying is somehow even worse because the husband didn't even kill her. "Middling" essentially means "not of the best health" so he was just watching her die over a 3-day period, but because she scolded him ONCE, he was already over it and couldn't be happier to see her go

    • @hexinthelilypond4213
      @hexinthelilypond4213 Před rokem +271

      That explains what it meant by "bad she was on Tuesday" and "worse she was on Thursday", speaking of her declining health! Thank you so much for sharing this information!

    • @reynajelly
      @reynajelly Před rokem +26

      Hm I think she got more annonying to her husband so he killed her Friday

    • @Nova-bv5qb
      @Nova-bv5qb Před rokem +3

      oh wow

    • @omeletteemily932
      @omeletteemily932 Před rokem +74

      Do you think her health was slowly declining because he poisoned her perhaps?

    • @baydiac
      @baydiac Před rokem +19

      Reminds me of the spanish tale "The Feather Pillow"...
      maybe don't read that one if you're prone to paranoid thoughts, though

  • @issytheamateurnerd9877
    @issytheamateurnerd9877 Před 7 měsíci +427

    My mom used to sing Rock-a-bye Baby to me when I was little but she always changed the last line from "down will come baby" to "but I will catch baby, cradle and all" When I have kids some day I'll definitely sing that version instead. Love you Mom, thanks for always catching me.

    • @CCNuck
      @CCNuck Před 5 měsíci +34

      Oh that is so sweet, my goodness

    • @carlgrimes7981
      @carlgrimes7981 Před 5 měsíci +28

      A fucking cinderblock was dropped on my head

    • @issytheamateurnerd9877
      @issytheamateurnerd9877 Před 5 měsíci +14

      @@carlgrimes7981 Good for you

    • @zoeys_version13
      @zoeys_version13 Před 4 měsíci

      @@carlgrimes7981 Do you have a concussion
      Keep reading btw
      Basically there
      Ok now almosttt there
      OK here in 3..2….1
      I did this for fun 💀 there is no answer

    • @PinnePon
      @PinnePon Před 2 měsíci +5

      Cute

  • @ca1lmekitty360
    @ca1lmekitty360 Před 4 lety +2850

    3 things that snap you out of existence
    1. Thanos
    2. Monika
    3. *Billionsuprisetoys*

  • @ihatewatermelons2677
    @ihatewatermelons2677 Před 5 lety +23593

    LET'S TOGETHER REVIEW OUR LEGAL OPTIONS!

  • @Random-sk6hm
    @Random-sk6hm Před 9 měsíci +225

    Hey Danny, I know you won't see this but yes, as a lawyer I can confirm that Billion Surprise Toys (BST) shit their pants when you threatened legal action because they were fully aware that they engaged in Copyright abuse which is highly illegal under DMCA law. The two main laws prohibiting such actions are 17 USC 506(c) and 17 USC 506(d) which are criminal statutes.
    506(c) makes it illegal to place a false copyright notice on something and distribute or import it. There is a requirement that you have fraudulent intent, that is, it cannot be an innocent mistake or even intentional for some purpose other than committing fraud.
    506(d) makes it illegal to remove or alter a copyright notice. Again, it requires you to intend a fraud by doing so. It also does not apply if the work is in the public domain or otherwise not copyrighted by someone else.
    The penalties for both crimes are at least a fine - and potentially jail time. It is clear that in no uncertain terms, BST knowingly engaged in Copyright abuse, violating in the first instance, 506(d) and in the second instance 506(c).

  • @pelago_
    @pelago_ Před rokem +492

    When you mention “legal” or tell someone that your lawyer is present, things get done very quickly.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 9 měsíci

      As a lawyer I can confirm that Billion Surprise Toys (BST) shit their pants when you threatened legal action because they were fully aware that they engaged in Copyright abuse which is highly illegal under DMCA law. The two main laws prohibiting such actions are 17 USC 506(c) and 17 USC 506(d) which are criminal statutes.
      506(c) makes it illegal place a false copyright notice on something and distribute or import it. There is a requirement that you have fraudulent intent, that is, it cannot be an innocent mistake or even intentional for some purpose other than committing fraud.
      506(d) makes it illegal to remove or alter a copyright notice. Again, it requires you to intend a fraud by doing so. It also does not apply if the work is in the public domain or otherwise not copyrighted by someone else.
      The penalties for both crimes are at least a fine - and potentially jail time. It is clear that in no uncertain terms, BST knowingly engaged in Copyright abuse, violating in the first instance, 506(d) and in the second instance 506(c).

    • @chewnip86
      @chewnip86 Před 8 měsíci +15

      when you slap them with legal

  • @marrnotmeeger
    @marrnotmeeger Před 5 lety +6079

    the reason we don't see the fridge anymore is because papa got custody

  • @aidanwstricklin
    @aidanwstricklin Před 4 lety +7279

    “This was no longer a fight for me. This was a fight for Papa.”
    *sniffles* so inspirational

  • @the3dluxe53
    @the3dluxe53 Před rokem +358

    I remember my dad sung me a lullaby in french before I went to sleep as a little kid. I don’t speak french so I asked him what it was about when I got older and he told me it was about sailors getting lost at sea and almost cannibalizing a child because they were getting desperate for food.

    • @dragonsrule20201
      @dragonsrule20201 Před rokem +66

      I saw another thread about this! Comparatively, your dad apparently sugar-coated it, cause the other versions make them actually eat the boy, and the Greek version only *starts* with the boy and results in a cannibal chain-reaction. Small mercies I guess, lol

    • @the3dluxe53
      @the3dluxe53 Před rokem +22

      @@dragonsrule20201 damn, Greek version goes hard

    • @g2.a6
      @g2.a6 Před rokem +32

      @@dragonsrule20201 Cannibal Chain-reaction sound like a band name lmao. Or an album one

    • @trapezoid5810
      @trapezoid5810 Před 10 měsíci

      Was this, by chance, based off of The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket?

    • @Soup_phobic
      @Soup_phobic Před 9 měsíci +9

      Oh I know exactly what you’re talking about, I’m French we had turn to learn it in first grade and it actually traumatized me lmao
      It’s the song Il était un petit navire, go listen to it 😭 all the memories will come back

  • @lillian2342
    @lillian2342 Před rokem +233

    10:45
    For anyone that's curious, the story of humpty dumpy was based off of a cannon. It fell off of the wall of a military base or something, and they couldn't put it back up there because it was too expensive to do that.

    • @Mrscyberspace
      @Mrscyberspace Před rokem

      Ohh

    • @shampoo_foryourhead8326
      @shampoo_foryourhead8326 Před rokem +1

      Humpty DUMPY 😏

    • @deaniekunz243
      @deaniekunz243 Před 11 měsíci +1

      It also sounds like a dude is broken and therapy and nothing can help him

    • @lillian2342
      @lillian2342 Před 11 měsíci +12

      @@deaniekunz243 ... did you steal this from a tiktok or something?

    • @Garb815
      @Garb815 Před 10 měsíci +9

      And the depiction as an egg comes from Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Caroll

  • @shu1chik1nnie62
    @shu1chik1nnie62 Před 3 lety +6551

    “It’s about people sneezing, then falling down dead”
    2020: *deadly silence*

  • @untitleddocument512
    @untitleddocument512 Před 5 lety +3771

    Johnny: Mom, can we get dad?
    Mom: No we have dad at home.
    Dad at home:
    (Chad)

  • @shiromitorayoshi
    @shiromitorayoshi Před rokem +379

    "How the f is this supposed to calm people?"
    German children stories: ☝️😃... ✊😐

    • @maarlenoo
      @maarlenoo Před rokem +16

      Yeah...
      They're a lot.

    • @Pollicina_db
      @Pollicina_db Před 8 měsíci +13

      To be fair german fairytales and fairytales in general were never only for the kids in the past

  • @cask2590
    @cask2590 Před rokem +91

    Fun fact, the reason Humpty Dumpty is portrayed as an egg is because that's how his character was drawn in Lewis Carrol's book Through the Looking Glass (the sequel to Alice's Adventures in Wonderland), and because the series is popular it stuck in people's minds and he was portrayed as such from then on.
    It's a similar reason to why we think of Santa looking like he does; because of how he's described as jolly and fat in the poem "A Visit from St. Nicholas" (aka the 'twas the night before christmas' poem), which was then used to create of the depiction of him Coca-Cola used in their very successful 1930s-ish marketing campaign that solidified the image of the red-and-white clothed old man we know today.

  • @inscrimbly
    @inscrimbly Před 4 lety +5199

    Danny: I'm going to review my legal options
    Billion Surprise Toys: "Now this is an avengers level threat."

  • @aefloriian
    @aefloriian Před 4 lety +3771

    You know what's sad?
    It's down again.
    That's so heartbreaking, let's eat some ball icecream.

    • @duckyhyde
      @duckyhyde Před 4 lety +306

      Make sure its everyone's favorite flavor, Greenish Pista

    • @bugthebeloved
      @bugthebeloved Před 4 lety +77

      And it HAS to be ball ice cream

    • @lilix9674
      @lilix9674 Před 4 lety +131

      let’s together eat

    • @rowankatsky3845
      @rowankatsky3845 Před 4 lety +108

      lets together review your legal options

    • @e.h8097
      @e.h8097 Před 4 lety +25

      Greenish pista in a ball ice cream

  • @battleblitz2581
    @battleblitz2581 Před rokem +778

    You know if Billion Surprise Toys really wanted to fix their whole "Different Dad" problem, they should make a more serious light-hearted sing-a-long about Mommy and Daddy (or Chad) taking Chiya, Dolly and Johnny to see Papa. This sing-a-long can make very subtle and small hints that the reason the fathers are different now is because of a divorce between Papa and Mommy (it doesn't have to be anything too heavy or serious, the two could have both decided to break up because they were bored in the relationship or something else along those lines) The adults are civil with each other during the visit and the kids are maybe even playing with both dads. This type of scenario, if done right enough, can be cute and heart-warming, fans of the series (no mater if it's ironic or not) will probably love it, it gives both dad characters respect and it explains the situation in a fun and logical way.

    • @battleblitz2581
      @battleblitz2581 Před rokem +74

      This would also probably make the series more interesting because now there's a timeline where Mommy and Papa were together and where Mommy and Daddy (or Chad) were together.

    • @Randomcreator70
      @Randomcreator70 Před rokem

      Or you could throw some old man down the stairs

    • @F4PhantomGaming
      @F4PhantomGaming Před rokem +59

      petition to start a billion surprise toys lore channel

    • @adamco42
      @adamco42 Před rokem +47

      this would also be great for teaching kids about divorce in a healthy way

    • @BotanRice
      @BotanRice Před rokem +3

      Wtf that’s kinda dark 😂

  • @taylorfruga2794
    @taylorfruga2794 Před rokem +63

    You know with CoryxKenshin’s video about CZcams being racist and/or doing favoritism, this video has a whole new layer of problematic undertones and shows that the way CZcams has been conducting itself is incredibly flawed.

  • @haileys4381
    @haileys4381 Před 4 lety +24462

    Dang, he almost slapped them with legal. Never thought Danny could be so savage.

  • @andwatboutit_
    @andwatboutit_ Před 5 lety +1095

    2:01 thank God i live in Jupiter
    Shout out to all my alien fellas 👽

    • @0liviam0
      @0liviam0 Před 5 lety +8

      👽alien gang👽

    • @apn6788
      @apn6788 Před 5 lety +2

      Ah, good another alien friend 👽

    • @BrodenPlays
      @BrodenPlays Před 5 lety +4

      @@cormaconeill1 is that what they call Australia these days?

    • @recordeoon3645
      @recordeoon3645 Před 5 lety +3

      #otherplanetgang

    • @emotrash7832
      @emotrash7832 Před 5 lety +2

      I thought I was the only one✊👽

  • @keagstermays4446
    @keagstermays4446 Před rokem +76

    Humpty Dumpty was actually about an English civil war cannon and the line “all the kings horses and all the kings men could never put humpty together again” is because the type of cannon that humpty was often broke and was therefore somewhat useless.
    The line “Humpty dumpty had a great fall” was depicting how the recoil of the cannon would often push them off of the walls that they sat on.
    Link to an article on the topic:

  • @rule34artist33
    @rule34artist33 Před rokem +46

    Literally committed the “I might sue you” technique

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 9 měsíci

      As a lawyer I can confirm that Billion Surprise Toys (BST) shit their pants when you threatened legal action because they were fully aware that they engaged in Copyright abuse which is highly illegal under DMCA law. The two main laws prohibiting such actions are 17 USC 506(c) and 17 USC 506(d) which are criminal statutes.
      506(c) makes it illegal place a false copyright notice on something and distribute or import it. There is a requirement that you have fraudulent intent, that is, it cannot be an innocent mistake or even intentional for some purpose other than committing fraud.
      506(d) makes it illegal to remove or alter a copyright notice. Again, it requires you to intend a fraud by doing so. It also does not apply if the work is in the public domain or otherwise not copyrighted by someone else.
      The penalties for both crimes are at least a fine - and potentially jail time. It is clear that in no uncertain terms, BST knowingly engaged in Copyright abuse, violating in the first instance, 506(d) and in the second instance 506(c).
      Danny could've bled them dry and they knew it.

  • @KillaSardinez5656
    @KillaSardinez5656 Před 3 lety +1667

    *This video is blocked in all countries*
    Me who lives inside the core of the earth:

  • @kitty0chan444
    @kitty0chan444 Před 3 lety +4441

    “What is Humpty Dumpty they never said he was an egg” maybe he has to play some mobile games to “legally become an egg”

  • @Im_tired244
    @Im_tired244 Před rokem +71

    I like how he went from being mad at billion surprise toys then reviewing nursery rhymes

  • @MellowWater
    @MellowWater Před rokem +9

    If Humpty Dumpty had to be put back together with horses and men then the chances are Humpty Dumpty was probably a large canon or some large structure that needed horses to pull the broken pieces together. It was probably a large military weapon because I can see an army calling a canon Humpty Dumpty, we did call the nukes Fat Man and Little Boy so, Humpty Dumpty isn't that far fetched. Probably Humpty Dumpty is a refference to the sound the cannons wheels made when it was rolled into position.

  • @imafryingpan8388
    @imafryingpan8388 Před 3 lety +1582

    The horror version of Humpty Dumpty, that I was actually told of:
    Humpty Dumpty
    Sat on a Wall
    Humpty Dumpty
    Had a great fall
    Al the Kings horses
    and all the Kings men
    said
    "Scrambled eggs for dinner again!?"

  • @PowWowAnimations
    @PowWowAnimations Před 5 lety +21429

    Be a Greg, don’t be a Chad.

    • @Katie-ge2qw
      @Katie-ge2qw Před 5 lety +726

      *Be a Greg, don’t be a Craig
      Be a papa, don’t be a chad

    • @joelcrafter43
      @joelcrafter43 Před 5 lety +72

      But what about Chadtronic?

    • @joelcrafter43
      @joelcrafter43 Před 5 lety +10

      Also at a certain point I was dragging a .jpg of a BLT over his mouth.

    • @sandqm3334
      @sandqm3334 Před 5 lety +29

      Papa 4 lyf

    • @nokiohascontent
      @nokiohascontent Před 5 lety +25

      ikr chad is a friggn loser

  • @magicmage5356
    @magicmage5356 Před rokem +23

    You know the worst part of this, is that four years later and false copyright claims are still a problem

  • @storymaster21
    @storymaster21 Před rokem +57

    "Pop goes the weasel" is about a hunter chasing and blowing the brains out of a weasel.

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 Před rokem +5

      no, it's about being so poor you have to pawn off your coat (it's Cockney slang)

  • @Yehaw495
    @Yehaw495 Před 3 lety +4203

    Danny: “the video was blocked in all country’s” Me who lives in a house and not a country: 😎 cheatin’ the system

  • @dxredeviled6880
    @dxredeviled6880 Před 5 lety +4525

    Let’s together sad

  • @battleblitz2581
    @battleblitz2581 Před rokem +30

    OH MY GOSH YES! I literally started tearing up at that "Farewell Papa" song...AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!

    • @battleblitz2581
      @battleblitz2581 Před rokem +5

      I'm honestly just glad I'm not alone in thinking this.

  • @bonkersmyboi5317
    @bonkersmyboi5317 Před 5 měsíci +16

    Now that he's a dad, I wonder if he shares these nursery rhyme theories with his baby.

    • @fightshrub8872
      @fightshrub8872 Před měsícem

      Danny singing "Die, pussy, die" to his son. 😂😂😂

  • @lps-emily
    @lps-emily Před 5 lety +7440

    This video should be called "Danny ranting about a channel for children and exploiting 18th century fairy tales"

    • @gmac7146
      @gmac7146 Před 5 lety +4

      LPS Emily lol yes😂

    • @dargonfrot
      @dargonfrot Před 5 lety +3

      LPS Emily hell yes

    • @fluffmcnotahangouter2762
      @fluffmcnotahangouter2762 Před 5 lety +7

      lps Emily! :D love your videos!

    • @mikeljones3363
      @mikeljones3363 Před 5 lety +16

      I used to watch you, also does anyone else think it's funny how LPS Emily watched Danny who cusses?

    • @CORVIDZZ_
      @CORVIDZZ_ Před 5 lety +1

      OoOoOoOoOoO interesting lol

  • @garimakanwar5225
    @garimakanwar5225 Před 5 lety +2355

    So your telling me Cody had beef with tik tok and Danny now has beef with bst. Now Drew needs some beef. LETS TOGETHER FIND A COMPANY

    • @thegugugu111
      @thegugugu111 Před 5 lety +200

      Well Drew made youtube so he is a company

    • @irenejmartin
      @irenejmartin Před 5 lety +117

      Drew has beef with vin deasle

    • @thegugugu111
      @thegugugu111 Před 5 lety +25

      @sapo cody the chode

    • @mariana31031998
      @mariana31031998 Před 5 lety +39

      can we get Mikaela Long to 1 million and then find her an enemy pls she deserves

    • @nursofeanurhisham
      @nursofeanurhisham Před 5 lety +5

      I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY THAT OH MY GOD

  • @sapphinese
    @sapphinese Před 11 měsíci +13

    Incredible how Danny singlehandedly revived the use of the word “middling” and influenced modern slang

  • @satavic
    @satavic Před rokem +23

    i cant believe its been 4 years since this happened oh my god 😭

  • @hannyb.1364
    @hannyb.1364 Před 5 lety +3762

    this is so sad.
    let's together bath.

    • @stancurry5265
      @stancurry5265 Před 5 lety +77

      this is sad.
      alexa play Together Bath

    • @JustAWorms
      @JustAWorms Před 5 lety +44

      This is so sad
      Can we together bath?

    • @autumnokeson
      @autumnokeson Před 5 lety +50

      Let's together sad

    • @emj4554
      @emj4554 Před 5 lety +28

      Lets eat ball ice cream while we together bath.

    • @Foxf17
      @Foxf17 Před 5 lety +6

      this is bloody great!!!!!!!!!

  • @OfficialPasta
    @OfficialPasta Před 2 lety +26967

    Everybody gangsta till Danny reviews his legal options

  • @Y0urAlienCr3w
    @Y0urAlienCr3w Před 11 měsíci +15

    Cockroach breaks into Danny’s house:
    Danny: “don’t make me… review my legal rights 💥🙊😈

  • @betsfsnr1989rlfemttpdtv
    @betsfsnr1989rlfemttpdtv Před 6 měsíci +7

    Considering that Acrophobia (fear of heights) is the most common, we could actually assume that Danny is onto something about children being scared into not falling. That could've turned into generations of overprotective parents instilling fear into their kids, and then here we are with most of us being scared of heights!

  • @poopermcdoody1582
    @poopermcdoody1582 Před 3 lety +3652

    Danny: wHo NeEDs a sONg tO TeACh kiDs aBoUT a pLagUE, ThAt iS So oUtDateD
    2020: *laughs in evil*

    • @Doomedbythenarrative
      @Doomedbythenarrative Před 3 lety +65

      Coughs in evil*

    • @RandomGS
      @RandomGS Před 3 lety +30

      @@Doomedbythenarrative Dies in evil from corona*

    • @LouFriend
      @LouFriend Před 3 lety +33

      Yer but it's turns out "avoid it like the plague" is something humans can't do

    • @historiclabsH
      @historiclabsH Před 3 lety +2

      UGH bot stop spamminggggggg

    • @mondobutter9124
      @mondobutter9124 Před 3 lety +5

      Corona virus is coming
      Where's your facemask
      If your windows open close it
      Corona virus is coming
      Corona virus is coming

  • @starting7725
    @starting7725 Před 3 lety +4992

    It’s been two years and bad news: the refrigerator is back
    Edit: the whole family got replaced

  • @RobbinGraham
    @RobbinGraham Před rokem +15

    "oranges and lemons"- the last few lines are: "here comes the lighter to light you to bed, and here comes the chopper to chop off your head, CHOP CHOP CHOP! the last man is DEAD." my kids were terrified by the way the nursery rhyme had a vincent price style laugh at the end on the children's video i bought for them. not very child friendly, but a good tool to keep them in line when they misbehaved...

  • @azimlicocuk9899
    @azimlicocuk9899 Před 8 měsíci +10

    love it when people weaponize the copyright thing because the video "hurt their feelings"

  • @neHtPtat
    @neHtPtat Před 4 lety +2388

    Danny: I’m reviewing my legal options
    Billion Surprise: *incoherent screaming*

  • @_MemeMachine
    @_MemeMachine Před 5 lety +1307

    Defending yourself when you did nothing wrong is not petty

    • @haylicharron
      @haylicharron Před 5 lety

      no

    • @sadoptimist2
      @sadoptimist2 Před 5 lety +5

      @@haylicharron "no" what?

    • @ggjidfrunb7035
      @ggjidfrunb7035 Před 5 lety +26

      Pretty sure his title isn't meant to be serious

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff Před 5 lety

      It’s joke

    • @Zoewolfspells
      @Zoewolfspells Před 5 lety +11

      I think the petty part came when he made a full version of the song and put it on iTunes and Spotify and shit

  • @Nighthawk1000
    @Nighthawk1000 Před 8 měsíci +8

    I think in the first episode of the Simpsons, Marge sings Rockabye Baby to Maggie, and she's terrified.

  • @maoribrotha53
    @maoribrotha53 Před 7 měsíci +7

    13:53 Since when did the like button light up when CZcamsrs say to like the video?

    • @bossmannv
      @bossmannv Před 6 měsíci +2

      😭😭 right ?? i was shocked

  • @dizzy4198
    @dizzy4198 Před 4 lety +2137

    Fun fact: nursery rhymes are supposed to scare kids to sleep.

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer Před 4 lety +48

      Holy shit really!?!?!?!?

    • @justanaveragehaunter1210
      @justanaveragehaunter1210 Před 4 lety +46

      Well if I was a kid I’d be terrified

    • @Prince0bama
      @Prince0bama Před 4 lety +151

      There is a Russian lullaby that's about sandman. (I think) the song is about him getting into your house and watching you freaking sleep. It is called tili tili bom, if you want to watch it.

    • @Prince0bama
      @Prince0bama Před 4 lety +37

      And it's an absolutely terrifying lullaby.

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer Před 4 lety +34

      G0SH DIDDLY DARN well the sandman is supposed to put you to sleep I guess... and I think I’ve fuckin heard that

  • @elemenop.4884
    @elemenop.4884 Před 4 lety +4069

    He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice,
    HE IS REVIEWING HIS LEGAL OPTIONS

    • @gh0ztia558
      @gh0ztia558 Před 4 lety +49

      Billion Suprise when he reviews his legal options: 😰😰😰😰

    • @queen_of_sass_here6266
      @queen_of_sass_here6266 Před 4 lety +2

      •* Cinnamon Toast Catto *• lmao

    • @Baseiscc
      @Baseiscc Před 4 lety +9

      He’s going to slap them with legal

    • @VariousJnizzle
      @VariousJnizzle Před 4 lety

      ELEMENO P. HES ATTACKING LIKE uhh nvm

    • @spartan108
      @spartan108 Před 4 lety

      ELEMENO P. Ehhhhh doesn’t have a rhyme to it

  • @Cassiettape
    @Cassiettape Před 11 měsíci +10

    People who live in Countries who couldn’t watch his video: 😢 People who live on islands: 😎

  • @augusttheauguster
    @augusttheauguster Před rokem +11

    I love rewatching this every year

  • @aetherlikesanimegirls8965
    @aetherlikesanimegirls8965 Před 5 lety +725

    "I guess if you don't live in a country, you could watch it?"
    Somewhere far from land, a middle aged, graying pirate types away at his keyboard. Wiping the saltwater from his brow, he watched the wheel spin almost infinitely. Surely, SURELY it would load! And that, it did. Sir Gonzalez had done it again. The pirate knew that getting this ship was truly his greatest investment.

    • @katelyndonahue6663
      @katelyndonahue6663 Před 5 lety +2

      Tell Me About Your Cat oml haha

    • @squishyhero
      @squishyhero Před 5 lety +34

      He clicked on the video as fast has he could. A mixture of sweat and saltwater ran down his forehead as he immediately goes to the comments. He scrolls down the page, his hand shaking with nervousness. He clicks "type a comment" and shakily types "first". He did it. His quest was over.

    • @coldhazzard
      @coldhazzard Před 5 lety +4

      Congrats to that pirate Greg

    • @thatoneobject4182
      @thatoneobject4182 Před 5 lety +2

      damn smart pirate

    • @souptime8088
      @souptime8088 Před 5 lety +1

      I actually live on an island

  • @Sailor-jx6zf
    @Sailor-jx6zf Před 4 lety +2161

    “So if you don’t live in a country then you are good” astronauts in the ISS
    👨🏼‍🚀

  • @dumbstupid7774
    @dumbstupid7774 Před rokem +3

    Rock-a-bye baby isn’t a lullaby, it’s not meant to make them go to sleep, it’s meant to get them to stop crying. When you say “fall” you’re meant to suddenly lower the baby like a foot or so, they laugh and then they stop crying

  • @sydliminal
    @sydliminal Před 2 měsíci +1

    "alouette" is a french children's song about pulling a bird apart. it's supposedly about plucking the feathers off, which is already bad enough, but "I will pluck your beak," "i will pluck your eyes," and "i will pluck your legs" are lines in the song.

  • @bonezkill4947
    @bonezkill4947 Před 4 lety +2707

    CZcams: *deletes a video that did nothing wrong*
    also CZcams: *leaves onision alone*

  • @autumations6781
    @autumations6781 Před 5 lety +3252

    Let's together Greg

  • @erikamohrmann7986
    @erikamohrmann7986 Před 9 měsíci +5

    this video is like two in one. You get halfway through and then it's like another video, and then Danny ties it all together in the end...you think he's singing these to his kid? Probably

  • @user-lf8mt7tr3d
    @user-lf8mt7tr3d Před 2 měsíci +4

    The roses were of reference to the horrible smell of dead people so people had to collect flowers and put them in the dead people in and out the dead people 13:34

  • @graceshaw4578
    @graceshaw4578 Před 4 lety +2316

    During the Spanish Flu, there was a little song that went "There once was a birdie and his name was enza, open up the window and in-flu-enza"

    • @jhunreyi
      @jhunreyi Před 3 lety +179

      Grace Shaw im going to the deepest part of hell for laughing at that

    • @jhunreyi
      @jhunreyi Před 3 lety +10

      Anshine i never knew one of the points had a CZcams account

    • @amelialalllalala3914
      @amelialalllalala3914 Před 3 lety +30

      xD we need to make a covid one

    • @kendyepic6590
      @kendyepic6590 Před 3 lety +3

      ingeniously same

    • @kendyepic6590
      @kendyepic6590 Před 3 lety +4

      Grace Shaw why did I burst into laughter...?

  • @mr_brightside6763
    @mr_brightside6763 Před 4 lety +1946

    Danny: talks about fair use.
    Angi from the radio host: that's a suprise tool we'll use later

    • @roxannacassava3072
      @roxannacassava3072 Před 4 lety +62

      She is going to slap him with legal

    • @nonamebrand..
      @nonamebrand.. Před 4 lety +53

      Angi: That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!

    • @advancedtrash7585
      @advancedtrash7585 Před 4 lety +14

      *surprise tool that will help us later

    • @simone635
      @simone635 Před 4 lety +1

      its me studioz NOOOOO

    • @calliaandrea5683
      @calliaandrea5683 Před 4 lety +1

      Advanced Trash yeah I was confused I was like “wait that isn’t right” 😂

  • @Lixryn
    @Lixryn Před 6 měsíci +6

    "F*ck you Chad"
    The one guy watching this video named Chad

  • @mustache_gacha9350
    @mustache_gacha9350 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Another dark af nursery rhyme is one my family songs whenever it's rainy "It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring. He went to bed and bumped his head, and he couldn't get up in the morning." SO BRO WENT TO SLEEP AND BUMPED HIS HEAD AND FUCKING DIES

  • @lilyhayes6663
    @lilyhayes6663 Před 3 lety +13509

    1:29
    I love how Danny says “unless papas been in the gym lately” as if that’s more unrealistic than him graduating medical school and becoming a doctor in like a month

  • @anyakathinokkula4731
    @anyakathinokkula4731 Před 4 lety +2774

    Not sure if you're aware dude, but the video isn't there no more. . . . I think it's time to start reviewing your legal options.

  • @DannyMB24
    @DannyMB24 Před 9 měsíci +2

    7:32 I don't know why that use of the ending music from The Phantom Menace makes me happy.

  • @Eli_is_so_cool_bro
    @Eli_is_so_cool_bro Před 8 měsíci +3

    Four years later I was still able to watch the previous video then stumble upon this one that says it was banned, and my face was like, 👁👄👁.

  • @valentinaradevic7632
    @valentinaradevic7632 Před 3 lety +1538

    “If you dont live in a country then you can watch it “
    Astronauts:**happy noises**

  • @skimpskomp
    @skimpskomp Před 5 lety +6857

    Video: *blocked in all countries*
    Me: *turns off location*
    Video: *surprised pikachu face*

  • @lainpowers8146
    @lainpowers8146 Před rokem +4

    The killing wife rhyme reminds me of
    Solomon Grundy,
    Born on a Monday,
    Christened on Tuesday,
    Married on Wednesday,
    Took ill on Thursday,
    Grew worse on Friday,
    Died on Saturday,
    Buried on Sunday,
    That was the end,
    Of Solomon Grundy.

  • @pmcielo1
    @pmcielo1 Před 7 měsíci +3

    4 years later it is back up!

  • @paigenoelle02
    @paigenoelle02 Před 5 lety +4000

    i always lose it when danny brings up “together bathing”

  • @lexid6943
    @lexid6943 Před 4 lety +5146

    Danny in 2018: **reviews legal options**
    Danny in 2020: **gets slapped by legal**
    Edit: changed 2019 to 2018

  • @ola171
    @ola171 Před 11 měsíci +2

    The song where Johnny was eating sugar is actually a nursery rhyme I heard as a kid. Maybe it was just a local thing?

  • @amywrotethis
    @amywrotethis Před rokem +1

    I have always had the old version of Rock-A-Bye Baby sung to me and only just now did I learn there is a new version.

  • @roxiejaye8982
    @roxiejaye8982 Před 5 lety +3626

    Ok but can you imagine a full on legal battle between you and billion surprises toys

    • @BesbesReal
      @BesbesReal Před 5 lety +201

      Billion Suprise Toys next video:
      Legal matters and diss tracks for kids-
      "Let's together sue! Sue Danny together sue. Danny Gonzales we are together coming for your moneyyyyyyyyyy"

    • @emerald3280
      @emerald3280 Před 5 lety +41

      nah, they would fight in a boxing match. its almost 2019. wake uppp

    • @wellitsausername5112
      @wellitsausername5112 Před 5 lety +6

      @@BesbesReal Precisely

    • @thiccwine6091
      @thiccwine6091 Před 5 lety +2

      Roxie Sherrell lol

    • @thiccwine6091
      @thiccwine6091 Před 5 lety +1

      The Weirdo Of CZcams you are amazing lol

  • @gacha.bugs_3192
    @gacha.bugs_3192 Před 3 lety +6408

    No one:
    *Danny's hair:* 🌊

  • @107goldenphoenix4
    @107goldenphoenix4 Před rokem +5

    Billion Surprise Toys "you can't defeat me"
    Danny "I know be he can"
    (Legal opinion)

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 9 měsíci

      As a lawyer I can confirm that Billion Surprise Toys (BST) shit their pants when you threatened legal action because they were fully aware that they engaged in Copyright abuse which is highly illegal under DMCA law. The two main laws prohibiting such actions are 17 USC 506(c) and 17 USC 506(d) which are criminal statutes.
      506(c) makes it illegal place a false copyright notice on something and distribute or import it. There is a requirement that you have fraudulent intent, that is, it cannot be an innocent mistake or even intentional for some purpose other than committing fraud.
      506(d) makes it illegal to remove or alter a copyright notice. Again, it requires you to intend a fraud by doing so. It also does not apply if the work is in the public domain or otherwise not copyrighted by someone else.
      The penalties for both crimes are at least a fine - and potentially jail time. Additionally, they would be required to pay the defendant's (Danny) legal fees. It is clear that in no uncertain terms, BST knowingly engaged in Copyright abuse, violating in the first instance, 506(d), and in the second instance 506(c).
      Danny could've financially crippled them and they knew it.

  • @Sa-wn3qj
    @Sa-wn3qj Před 7 měsíci +5

    I live on the moon, so I could still watch it. Also, if a show is available on Netflix in Canada but not in idk China, I can watch it because I live on the moon.

  • @nataliefranks2459
    @nataliefranks2459 Před 3 lety +1814

    Don’t forget about the lizzy Borden rhyme for kids: Lizzy Borden took an axe, and gave her mother forty wacks, and when she saw what he had done, she gave her father forty-one

    • @somerandomnon9161
      @somerandomnon9161 Před 3 lety +97

      damn that's dark

    • @nataliefranks2459
      @nataliefranks2459 Před 3 lety +19

      SomeRandomNon ikr

    • @skilerketchum6633
      @skilerketchum6633 Před 3 lety +71

      ...
      What did I just read.

    • @alicesims7134
      @alicesims7134 Před 3 lety +119

      @@somerandomnon9161
      The adult one is slightly darker. The only difference is the body hitting the floor.
      Lizzy Borden took an axe and gave her mother 40 wack and when her body floor, she gave her father 40 more.

    • @octotheoctopus1037
      @octotheoctopus1037 Před 3 lety +106

      so in a nutshell... lizzy killed her mother then went crazy cus she saw her mother dead and when she saw her father she murdered him aswell so she wouldnt get caught by the police. Best nursery rhyme ever!

  • @ogkubzscouter743
    @ogkubzscouter743 Před 3 lety +1361

    Let’s together sad
    Let’s together sad
    Cry cry everybody
    Just cry *JUST CRY*

  • @TheScorpionOnly
    @TheScorpionOnly Před rokem +12

    10:52 bro you had me jumping so hard i almost fell out of my bed😅

    • @Paxychi
      @Paxychi Před rokem

      SON, COME EAT BROCCOLI RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL CALL THE DOCTOR.

  • @SpeedyTatsugiri
    @SpeedyTatsugiri Před 9 měsíci +6

    SUE THEM, TAKE THEM TO THE COURT OF LAW FOR WHAT THEY DID TO PAPA

  • @Randoplants
    @Randoplants Před 3 lety +7267

    The oldest known lullaby basically says, "If you don't stop screaming and go to sleep, demons will come eat you."

    • @mojonel
      @mojonel Před 2 lety +661

      Dang we should bring this one back, kids need to hear this ☺️🥰🥳

    • @Randoplants
      @Randoplants Před 2 lety +370

      @@mojonel for sure. I have never had to raise a baby, but from what I have heard that constant screaming is just hell

    • @zayn4589
      @zayn4589 Před 2 lety +34

      Yikes-

    • @SkulCat
      @SkulCat Před 2 lety +200

      isabella’s lullaby from the promised neverland: “allow me to introduce myself”

    • @vices8019
      @vices8019 Před 2 lety +72

      @@SkulCat freakiest song that dont even have lyrics yeesh

  • @5kwithoutanyvideos992
    @5kwithoutanyvideos992 Před 3 lety +6407

    Lawyer: So you say this guy robbed a bank?
    Victim: Yes
    Lawyer: Alright, just one sec
    Victim: Ok?
    Lawyer: Did you rob a bank
    Robber: No
    Lawyer: Ok, so since you said the robber did it even though he said he didn't, you get a couple years of jail time
    Victim: What?

  • @SpinxieShroom
    @SpinxieShroom Před 7 měsíci +3

    I finally discovered the reason I have a crippling fear of heights,because my parents sang the original rock a bye baby to me when I was a baby -_-

  • @Inky_Quilled
    @Inky_Quilled Před 7 měsíci +4

    I completely agree, we do need a new 'ring around the rosies!' especially now, four years later, with a lot more pandemics under our collective belts! (I nominate Danny to write it)

  • @EstorilE36M345
    @EstorilE36M345 Před 5 lety +2466

    New Merch: shirt with "reviewing my legal options" on it.

  • @Thats-Not-Helpful
    @Thats-Not-Helpful Před 4 lety +923

    My parents used to say this nursery rhyme to me before I went to bed. Now as a teenager, I realized how messed up it is:
    *Lizzie Borden took an axe,*
    *Gave her mother forty wacks.*
    *When she saw what she had done,*
    *Gave her father forty-one.*

    • @stahppls2293
      @stahppls2293 Před 4 lety +128

      It's about a massacre, look up Lizzie Borden

    • @valeriaguillen2614
      @valeriaguillen2614 Před 4 lety +116

      Oh, that actually happened! You can visit her house as a tourist attraction and see crimescene photos

    • @frogsrcool1764
      @frogsrcool1764 Před 4 lety +39

      that happened!

    • @James-hr3yh
      @James-hr3yh Před 4 lety +179

      I understand it's historically accurate, but who tells their kiddos about a massacre at bedtime?

    • @Thats-Not-Helpful
      @Thats-Not-Helpful Před 4 lety +37

      @@James-hr3yh exactly

  • @Wargthorne102
    @Wargthorne102 Před rokem +7

    I think one of the weirdest ones I've ever read was about a woman whose husband told her not to look into this one locked room in the house. He gave her the key and left. While he was gone she looked and found the room filled with bodies and the key stained her hands red. The guy came back and unalived her for looking.

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Bluebeard! Not a nursery rhyme, it’s more like an old folk tale.

  • @Rhiggins5173
    @Rhiggins5173 Před rokem +6

    Did he find the Brothers Grimm yet?