Why Did I Write That Down? | Reading My Old Terrible Jokes

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  • čas přidán 23. 04. 2018
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    Thank you so much for helping me reach half a million subscribers! Insane. To celebrate this achievement, I've decided to react to some old terrible jokes that my brain not only came up with, but decided they were worthy of documenting. I may not be turning these ideas into sketches, or books, or stand-up bits, but at least I'm finally using them for something.
    Let me know if you like this new set-up. My goal for the next couple months is to branch out as much as possible and try different things every week to keep my content fresh, and to hopefully grow as a creator. My next video is going to be pretty different than anything I've posted on this channel, so stay tuned for that.
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  • @Spicypuff
    @Spicypuff Před 6 lety +52172

    Glad to know im not the only idiot.

  • @rileyure8937
    @rileyure8937 Před 3 lety +8218

    "Butterfly for dinner again?? I hate my wife." Is the funniest phrase of all time

    • @bodaciousdoggo8971
      @bodaciousdoggo8971 Před 3 lety +65

      Riley Ure better than Danny giving you 3 dead toads as roses

    • @theartofphilomathy
      @theartofphilomathy Před 3 lety +85

      "😒"

    • @NeckYourself
      @NeckYourself Před 3 lety +7

      @@whatsallthebrouhaha “boomer” what year is this bro

    • @artyb27
      @artyb27 Před 3 lety +45

      @@NeckYourself have you been living under a rock this year?

    • @NeckYourself
      @NeckYourself Před 3 lety +4

      @@artyb27 What makes you think it’s still acceptable to use boomer as an insult? You people need to let shit die.

  • @gabbyholloman9398
    @gabbyholloman9398 Před 4 lety +4020

    “I’ve fought in every war” “my scoliosis has arthritis” Underappreciated quotes

    • @rachel7682
      @rachel7682 Před 3 lety +135

      “I’ve seen the way you looking at your grandmother and you better back the **** off kid”
      - Drew Gooden acting as Grandpa 2018

    • @atomsmasher703
      @atomsmasher703 Před 3 lety +29

      That shit was 10/10.

    • @cerysxox
      @cerysxox Před 3 lety +15

      pfft my scoliosis has spears

    • @sourgrapesandparmesaninact2566
      @sourgrapesandparmesaninact2566 Před 3 lety +7

      My scoliosis...
      *exists*

  • @cheesebeing5679
    @cheesebeing5679 Před 2 lety +7439

    Learning that drew gooden smoked weed at some point in his life has exactly the same feeling as hearing John mulaney talk about doing cocaine

    • @jessarisetty5448
      @jessarisetty5448 Před rokem +1037

      They both have “guy who was kept in a room by scientists to see if they could create the most bland seeming human” vibes

    • @eggnogalcoholic
      @eggnogalcoholic Před rokem +88

      Same actually, glad to know I’m not the only one ☝️

    • @TheQueenOfSheba
      @TheQueenOfSheba Před rokem +162

      Yes lmao. He reminds me of a straight Jim Parsons so it threw me off lmao

    • @justsoul815
      @justsoul815 Před rokem +8

      I'm pretty sure he was just joking lol

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. Před rokem +148

      @@justsoul815 he was completely serious

  • @SquiddyHiggenbottom
    @SquiddyHiggenbottom Před 2 lety +1119

    To be fair, "What about country music?" and "Voice activated gun" sound like promising beginnings to SNL sketches

  • @elizabethgrey6040
    @elizabethgrey6040 Před 4 lety +9769

    Damn Drew “I got really high” I thought you were a family friendly married virgin...

    • @ilikeartsandfarts8452
      @ilikeartsandfarts8452 Před 4 lety +1525

      Virgins for lives despite the wives

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 Před 4 lety +1114

      No it's cool he means high on Christ

    • @iknowdawae9513
      @iknowdawae9513 Před 4 lety +401

      I was about to call the church, phew!

    • @ye721
      @ye721 Před 4 lety +132

      @@janeeyre1990 let the voice of love take you higher

    • @nehanudawatte5173
      @nehanudawatte5173 Před 3 lety +174

      He's like John Mulaney except... no, no he's just like John Mulaney

  • @reallynewusername
    @reallynewusername Před 4 lety +2696

    Why did I laugh so hard at "butterfly for dinner again??? I hate my wife :("

    • @localdreamer13
      @localdreamer13 Před 4 lety +9

      For the good of the universe, I shall not like this comment

    • @lillydowty7455
      @lillydowty7455 Před 4 lety +39

      This is literally how every boomer comedian speaks

    • @BoeJurrow
      @BoeJurrow Před 4 lety +29

      I laughed so hard at curious jorge

    • @jambononi
      @jambononi Před 4 lety

      Frog first world problems, am I right?

    • @devy8473
      @devy8473 Před 4 lety

      That was kinda cute tho haha

  • @tyler439
    @tyler439 Před rokem +2516

    crazy seeing him so happy about 500k while he’s currently got 3.8M

  • @NerdyRulerz
    @NerdyRulerz Před 2 lety +1942

    "The way my brain works is that it doesn't"
    As someone with ADHD I related to that shit hard

    • @riverkhan1128
      @riverkhan1128 Před rokem +67

      my entire exsistence is forgeting that not everyone has ADHD and then being like "haha, right? and everyone feels this way" only to remember
      not everyone feels that way

    • @maddy3852
      @maddy3852 Před rokem +34

      @@riverkhan1128 same! Then when nobody relates to what I said I"m like wow you ppl are weird... Even though I'm the one with ADHD lol

    • @ot9twicee117
      @ot9twicee117 Před rokem +7

      @@riverkhan1128 frrr ☠️☠️

    • @pearlhwva
      @pearlhwva Před rokem +13

      not sure if i have adhd or not but i also found that relatable lmao

    • @minipotatoghandi8780
      @minipotatoghandi8780 Před rokem +9

      My uncle and I literally have conversations about this lmfao

  • @starboiseb
    @starboiseb Před 4 lety +4158

    the “texting during a conversation” is definitely just him pretending to text instead of talk but he didn’t have anybody to text so he typed “texting during a conversation” in his notes

  • @agnes3078
    @agnes3078 Před 4 lety +9060

    Curious Jorge, just plain and simple as a fact without any context is the funniest I’ve ever heard lmao

    • @userisdeadandarchived2995
      @userisdeadandarchived2995 Před 3 lety +89

      1k likes no reply. Thats a record im gonna destroy

    • @t6amygdala
      @t6amygdala Před 3 lety +47

      @@userisdeadandarchived2995 noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @t6amygdala
      @t6amygdala Před 3 lety +73

      i was laughing super hard for a straight 20 seconds i keep scrolling back up and laughing just as hard

    • @mardoweb3550
      @mardoweb3550 Před 3 lety +17

      Thank god it’s not just me

    • @userisdeadandarchived2995
      @userisdeadandarchived2995 Před 3 lety +5

      @@t6amygdala hahaha

  • @mewsic3063
    @mewsic3063 Před rokem +931

    Drew saying "i got really high" while looking like the kind of guy that plays d&d and reads books 24/7 gave me whiplash

    • @meyague
      @meyague Před rokem +26

      you can't get high if you read books?

    • @mewsic3063
      @mewsic3063 Před rokem +10

      @@meyague who said that

    • @kim_tork52
      @kim_tork52 Před 11 měsíci +36

      Nah he definitely gives me stoner vibes lol

    • @derpina586
      @derpina586 Před 8 měsíci

      What was your comment about if not that@@mewsic3063

    • @ouijaclown
      @ouijaclown Před 7 měsíci +18

      @@luxuryenbyyeah i was about to say, i know very few people who play DnD and don’t smoke haha

  • @bonezarebroken
    @bonezarebroken Před 9 měsíci +102

    The way he just said "Pedophile Phil." so casually, and then moved with no comment was beautiful.

  • @alexanderhamilton1026
    @alexanderhamilton1026 Před 3 lety +6611

    'I plead Beethoven's Fifth' is unironically hilarious to me.

  • @coainc
    @coainc Před 4 lety +11302

    ’curious jorge’ is, in fact, comedy gold

    • @PierceMyGuy
      @PierceMyGuy Před 4 lety +299

      you’re right curious Jorge is freaking hilarious

    • @w0nu
      @w0nu Před 4 lety +316

      What if he was actually just typing curious George and was too high

    • @SeraJaneable
      @SeraJaneable Před 4 lety +172

      I came back here a year later just for the Curious Jorge joke

    • @ellasirna
      @ellasirna Před 4 lety +23

      nicola wilkman that actually made me lol

    • @vay5540
      @vay5540 Před 4 lety +19

      I actually laughed

  • @anaqours
    @anaqours Před 2 lety +496

    i've rewatched this video so many times over the years and "butterfly for dinner again" never fails to make me lose my mind it's so funny for absolutely NO REASON

    • @spurcalluth6300
      @spurcalluth6300 Před rokem +32

      The funniest part is the "again". Like, this is a common occurrence.

    • @koiifsh
      @koiifsh Před rokem +6

      i think it's the delivery

    • @spurcalluth6300
      @spurcalluth6300 Před rokem +22

      @@koiifsh, it's not delivery, it's di giorno

    • @chattymime
      @chattymime Před 5 měsíci

      bro right

    • @chattymime
      @chattymime Před 5 měsíci

      @@spurcalluth6300wow

  • @lavender2263
    @lavender2263 Před 2 lety +705

    it's been nearly 4 years and the "why, MC A?" joke is still fucking amazing

    • @DottyyAnimalJam
      @DottyyAnimalJam Před rokem

      can u explain the joke to a dumbass please

    • @thatcartoonistcat4344
      @thatcartoonistcat4344 Před rokem +5

      I don't get the joke :(

    • @jessarisetty5448
      @jessarisetty5448 Před rokem +47

      @@thatcartoonistcat4344 I think the joke is that, because of the setup, everyone expects a play on YMCA, but no one expects the “No, they don’t let me go there anymore” response.

    • @yajurojha8200
      @yajurojha8200 Před rokem +2

      thanks

    • @GoodKidmAAdLizard
      @GoodKidmAAdLizard Před rokem +6

      No, they don’t let me go there anymore.

  • @Kenneth_Makes_Content
    @Kenneth_Makes_Content Před 4 lety +3990

    Found a note on my phone that just said “cheese but at 80 degrees” then I made a foot note that just said “hot”

    • @TheLibertyRyan
      @TheLibertyRyan Před 3 lety +143

      COMEDY GOLD

    • @grandlordSpencer
      @grandlordSpencer Před 3 lety +105

      *chants* cheese but at 80 degrees, cheese but at 80 degrees

    • @matt309
      @matt309 Před 3 lety +36

      @@grandlordSpencer chant 80 degree cheese ot sounds better

    • @lunadoodles8810
      @lunadoodles8810 Před 3 lety +33

      "ᵉⁱᵍʰᵗʸ ᵈᵉᵍʳᵉᵉˢ ʰᵒᵗ" made me laugh so much i don't know why

    • @sock7077
      @sock7077 Před 3 lety +11

      hot........... cheese bURN

  • @weewooweewooweewoo
    @weewooweewooweewoo Před 3 lety +2875

    I have a note in my phone that is titled, “Bucket list?” And the only thing on it is “roam in a cornfield and eat raw corn”
    I have my priorities straight

    • @blankslate7491
      @blankslate7491 Před 3 lety +138

      I wish my life could be as in order as yours

    • @yeet-8603
      @yeet-8603 Před 3 lety +29

      I have paid to do that, it’s a magical experience

    • @vampirebicth
      @vampirebicth Před 3 lety +36

      last year i use to work at a haunted corn maze from like 6pm - midnight so no one got to eat dinner and we would get hungry so we would just snack on the corn while vaping and watching tik toks whenever there was a lull in customers

    • @youareworthit5322
      @youareworthit5322 Před 3 lety +11

      Raw sweet corn is freaking delicious though! I used to help my grandparents shuck the sweet corn that they grew and sold but I would eat so many cobs that I would be sick afterwards.

    • @_4tr4mp0line
      @_4tr4mp0line Před 3 lety +4

      i gonna add that to my bucket list

  • @cassics8285
    @cassics8285 Před 2 lety +788

    I have an old note titled “ideas” and filled with things like this:
    “ The fairy Godfather (Cinderella x The Godfather)”
    “ “I lived, I laughed, I loved” - Julius Caesar”
    “Goat fig or go home -punchline of dumb joke about charcuterie that I haven’t written yet”
    *drives while eating spaghetti out of plastic shopping bag*
    All with no further explanation. Thank you Drew for helping me rediscover my terrible old notes

    • @cheesebiscuit8376
      @cheesebiscuit8376 Před rokem +49

      I would pay millionsof dollars for cinderella x the godfather

    • @Syrange13
      @Syrange13 Před rokem +59

      @@cheesebiscuit8376 I think that's just Shrek 2

    • @cheesebiscuit8376
      @cheesebiscuit8376 Před rokem +5

      @@Syrange13 oooh yeah that makes sense

    • @LSRandomHandle
      @LSRandomHandle Před rokem +9

      Random question Cassics but what’s your favourite combination of cheese and jam?

    • @bleachyidioms
      @bleachyidioms Před rokem +5

      these made me laugh really hard, thank you for sharing

  • @CalLadyQED
    @CalLadyQED Před 2 lety +282

    These are the serious ones:
    7:21 Feeling like an adult
    12:26 Making friends as an adult
    13:34 Thinking vs doing

    • @mayhemilyy
      @mayhemilyy Před rokem +97

      his note on feeling like an adult is so goddamn relatable... he captured a very complex feeling so concisely. blew me away

  • @Pizza653
    @Pizza653 Před 4 lety +1499

    "Weed is supposed to relax you, but it just turns me into".
    same

  • @natalie-3737
    @natalie-3737 Před 4 lety +2594

    I laughed harder at “curious Jorge” then I’m proud to admit

    • @MissDraiha
      @MissDraiha Před 4 lety +12

      Me too!

    • @laurenvcouto
      @laurenvcouto Před 4 lety +19

      Nat i ugly laughed

    • @katiek2615
      @katiek2615 Před 4 lety +7

      Me too, and I don't even know why

    • @heidurakeiiiiii5804
      @heidurakeiiiiii5804 Před 4 lety +1

      I laughed and my mom heard me and said « whats so funny? Are you talking with ur friends?» and im like no mom its drew

    • @slategirl5046
      @slategirl5046 Před 3 lety +2

      my dad used to call curious george curious jorge

  • @GWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGW

    The delivery of “Curious Jorge” and the shitting DJ one made me laugh. That and the butterfly for dinner joke.

  • @cargo_vroom9729
    @cargo_vroom9729 Před rokem +125

    I have to say "Unconventional Wisdom Teeth" made me laugh a lot. I love phrases that unexpectedly shift direction.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob Před rokem +4

      Yes that linguistic whiplash is lovely

  • @emmam1282
    @emmam1282 Před 3 lety +4171

    “My scoliosis has arthritis”
    Best line I’ve ever heard

    • @sugarcombfilms3467
      @sugarcombfilms3467 Před 2 lety +42

      I actually have both conditions and I'm only 20

    • @upgoyxtirzruz
      @upgoyxtirzruz Před 2 lety +18

      @@sugarcombfilms3467 well that's unfortunate

    • @Will-db4qo
      @Will-db4qo Před 2 lety +9

      @@sugarcombfilms3467 good luck ig

    • @Cardinalt
      @Cardinalt Před 2 lety +7

      @@sugarcombfilms3467 ah rip. I thought I had bad luck with being condemned to just scoliosis.

    • @coatimundi69
      @coatimundi69 Před 2 lety

      bars

  • @DannySaurusRex
    @DannySaurusRex Před 5 lety +4694

    I wasn't surprised to see that most of these notes were made between the hours of 12-4 am.

    • @moormonkey
      @moormonkey Před 4 lety +23

      Pikachu Archives would like, but the counter is at 420

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone Před 4 lety +74

      That's like the hours to feel drunk without drinking anything 😂😂😂

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 Před rokem +9

      Definitely the time when bad jokes seem like wonderful jokes

    • @Man-ej6uv
      @Man-ej6uv Před rokem +3

      best hours for all that lol

  • @MajorDeath-df9gm
    @MajorDeath-df9gm Před 2 lety +102

    20 year old Drew: a message to poop - you are what I eat
    25 year old Drew: please poop in my mouth, Danny

  • @hnichole
    @hnichole Před 2 lety +189

    This reminds me of how my dream was to be a novelist from the time I was like seven, so throughout my entire childhood, any time I got an idea for anything - a character's name, a plot point, a line that I heard somebody say - I wrote it down on any scrap piece of paper I could find. And now, to this day, I have a huge box just full of random story ideas and poorly written passages that I thought were incredible at that time, but looking back are examples of the most terrible writing I have ever seen.

    • @daydream5120
      @daydream5120 Před rokem +16

      I look back at my old writing and think it’s the cringiest thing ever

    • @voidgamer7122
      @voidgamer7122 Před rokem +8

      can we get some examples?

    • @CricetoFunni
      @CricetoFunni Před 11 měsíci +4

      Please take a picture of every single one and post it as like an imgur album or something, I need to see this.

    • @itsasecret5540
      @itsasecret5540 Před 6 měsíci

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who did this

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 Před 2 měsíci

      Please you have to give us an example.

  • @batznotbratz8895
    @batznotbratz8895 Před 4 lety +1330

    I’m still contemplating what the context of “pedophile Phil” is and I’m getting more and more concerned

  • @breademojiwheatemoji4003
    @breademojiwheatemoji4003 Před 3 lety +8551

    i have a lot of strange things in my notes but my personal favorites are “congratulati” and “Ed Sheepan” both with no additional text

    • @ipaintontheskies
      @ipaintontheskies Před 3 lety +333

      Ed sheepan is the funniest thing ive heard 😂😂😂

    • @libby9047
      @libby9047 Před 3 lety +287

      congratulati !

    • @okaayushi
      @okaayushi Před 3 lety +127

      i literally cant stopping like... Ed SHEEPAN??!! lolololol

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven Před 3 lety +91

      Too bad the Ed Sheepan comment didn't have a cool drawing to illustrate the joke. Could have really bumped it up a notch.

    • @ptolyclarke1400
      @ptolyclarke1400 Před 3 lety +74

      Hey sharol, congratulati on your new baby!

  • @dumpsterracoon9920
    @dumpsterracoon9920 Před 2 lety +53

    Recently I found a note that just said “The way to man’s heart is through his arteries :)” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since

  • @reaganrene5140
    @reaganrene5140 Před 2 lety +115

    I know it’s been 3 years but please make a part 2, we all know you still have more lunacy in those notes that needs to be made public

  • @gray1648
    @gray1648 Před 5 lety +3290

    "My scoliosis has arthritis, shut up"

  • @konkeydonk
    @konkeydonk Před 3 lety +9501

    I appreciate that Amanda apparently sleeps with her glasses on

  • @officialblimp
    @officialblimp Před rokem +46

    I like how our notes can be full of the most nonsensical things, and then in the middle there’s an extremely profound thought, followed by more nonsense

  • @getsouped
    @getsouped Před rokem +38

    i have an ongoing note for specific thoughts like this. notable parts:
    - cemeteries on demand!
    - stop making your brother bear witness to things he knows nothing about
    - *minecraft door opening sound* whats wrong, son
    - theres a horse loose in a high school
    - toilet that just has a wedge seat
    - ghoul ghoul ghost ghoul aaah
    - long jumps backwards up the stairway to heaven
    - reeses peanut butter cups breeding grounds
    - you felt spaghetti crawling down your back
    - party rockers of the jury,

    • @raz9388
      @raz9388 Před rokem +9

      PARTY ROCKWRS OF THE JURY JS GIVING ME A HESRTATTACL THATS HAS NO ROGHT TO BE THAT FUNNY

    • @getsouped
      @getsouped Před rokem +5

      @@raz9388 party rockers in the jury tonight, may i direct your attention to exhibit b

    • @phantomboba
      @phantomboba Před 10 měsíci +2

      These sound like the types of thoughts my tired brain comes up with at 2 AM

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 Před 2 měsíci

      youve got potential

  • @lucy592
    @lucy592 Před 5 lety +4667

    I really do love how the only one Drew laughed at was curious Jorge.

    • @Rince
      @Rince Před 5 lety +51

      Lucy I laughed

    • @spicytunaman3172
      @spicytunaman3172 Před 5 lety +4

      Rince
      I loved that too I guess but not really but it’s okay be someone will :)

    • @miyahmccraney1327
      @miyahmccraney1327 Před 5 lety +59

      I cried at why mc a
      Comedy gold

    • @coco.0487
      @coco.0487 Před 4 lety +8

      WHY DID I READ IT AS "JOR-HEY"

    • @haileybalzan794
      @haileybalzan794 Před 4 lety +2

      I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE BEST ONE

  • @user-oq2eh1fo2s
    @user-oq2eh1fo2s Před 3 lety +3560

    The “why, MC A” one would’ve been a complete hit on vine. I cackled when I heard that joke 😂

    • @kirbwarriork3371
      @kirbwarriork3371 Před 3 lety +142

      If the beginning part was a bit more concise, it would be perfect.

    • @amouryong
      @amouryong Před 3 lety +26

      When he said that it took me 10 seconds to get the joke. I'm an idiot

    • @kevincoleman2092
      @kevincoleman2092 Před 3 lety +68

      the funny thing is there already was a rapper called MCA so that whole set up was unnecessary lol

    • @lyon9580
      @lyon9580 Před 3 lety +3

      @@amouryong I still don't get it.

    • @roobee1234
      @roobee1234 Před 3 lety

      Yeah this didn't age well be checked into rehab

  • @nerdyfellow7740
    @nerdyfellow7740 Před 2 lety +52

    So this was in my notes:
    “Come on down to Lowe’s this Friday to pick up some totally normal cotton / polyester blend pants. With these pants you’ll be the most normal son of a bitch in the bingo club.”
    No, I don’t know why.

  • @jfrfilms6697
    @jfrfilms6697 Před rokem +54

    Some of these jokes are honestly an interesting insight into how Drew’s style of humor developed

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 Před 2 měsíci +1

      or how it didnt 😭

  • @stewart43kelsey21
    @stewart43kelsey21 Před 5 lety +20364

    I went through my notes and found: "Fun Dip, but it's salt."

    • @mrk_twn_lbow
      @mrk_twn_lbow Před 4 lety +1237

      Anti-christ.

    • @ellan1664
      @ellan1664 Před 4 lety +858

      stewart43kelsey reminds me of when I was at a restaurant and my brother dumped the entire salt shaker out onto his fries and chicken wings

    • @Asterluna
      @Asterluna Před 4 lety +1199

      UnFun Dip

    • @stewart43kelsey21
      @stewart43kelsey21 Před 4 lety +302

      @@ellan1664 oh NO

    • @julianfuller6148
      @julianfuller6148 Před 4 lety +133

      The for me is coke

  • @themambawarrior2290
    @themambawarrior2290 Před 2 lety +5448

    I admit, I saw the "why, mc a?" Joke coming but the "no, they don't let me in there anymore" got a laugh out of me.

    • @cowboytori
      @cowboytori Před 2 lety +50

      SAME

    • @goldenfurniture123
      @goldenfurniture123 Před rokem +25

      SAME

    • @dezh6345
      @dezh6345 Před rokem +125

      I could see that joking working. After "no, they don't let me in there anymore", could've been good. They could've said
      _why_ mca?
      "Because I stole the letters from the building. See?"
      "Why _mca?_ "

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 Před rokem +78

      same. honestly, I think the predictability of the pun is part of why that line works. because you’e not anticipating an extra layer to the joke.

    • @the6597
      @the6597 Před rokem +4

      Im glad Im not the only one
      (Also, nice Gallade profile picture!)

  • @misswilwarin8829
    @misswilwarin8829 Před rokem +43

    I would 100% watch a show where the host asks people about their taste in music and then butts in to say "What about country music?"

  • @therosieghost5180
    @therosieghost5180 Před rokem +29

    Every time I read my notes app it’s also very insane, like this gem: “carrot with vitamin C deficiency forced to cannibalism”.

  • @FileCode1459
    @FileCode1459 Před 3 lety +3618

    ok but why is no one talking about how drew's life crisis were so relatable???? i used to have these same thoughts when i was like 19 and sober lmao

    • @booferooo
      @booferooo Před 3 lety +91

      I think the same stuff and I'm 19 and sober, it's been socially detrimental for me and you seem to speak in past tense, soOoO have you any advice for a fellow if you have overcome these feelings

    • @FileCode1459
      @FileCode1459 Před 3 lety +53

      @@booferooo hey so i tried to answer this comment twice but both times i wrote a huge wall of text, and i just wanna know if you'd mind reading through all of that or if you'd rather me giving a short answer more focused on actual advice and ignoring personal experiences... ? (it was around 700 words long idk if that's too much but it did look like a lot)

    • @booferooo
      @booferooo Před 3 lety +38

      @@FileCode1459 length matters not to me(: I enjoy reading, especially anything that could impact me positively

    • @booferooo
      @booferooo Před 3 lety +39

      @@FileCode1459 btw I really appreciate that you've answered me at all and I hope you have a great day 🥺

    • @FileCode1459
      @FileCode1459 Před 3 lety +24

      @@booferooo awww thank you! i really enjoyed thinkinng about it and answering your question, so thank you as well! okay, i'll send it:

  • @micahbeckner2274
    @micahbeckner2274 Před 4 lety +3135

    This entire video is like a half joke so instead of:
    “I have a step ladder, I never knew my real ladder.”
    Its just “I have a step ladder.”

    • @ellyouayenare2095
      @ellyouayenare2095 Před 4 lety +94

      When I went to my local Walmart, I saw a cashier.

    • @micahbeckner2274
      @micahbeckner2274 Před 4 lety +70

      @@ellyouayenare2095 my therapist says i have a preoccupation

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 Před 4 lety +33

      @@ellyouayenare2095 I WANNA HEAR THE END OF THAT

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 Před 4 lety +21

      @@micahbeckner2274 and tHAT

    • @ellyouayenare2095
      @ellyouayenare2095 Před 4 lety +77

      Where there's a will,

  • @subsoar5734
    @subsoar5734 Před rokem +9

    i like how he’d read something really sad, vulnerable and relatable before continuing to deadpan deliver shitty jones

  • @ytmlo
    @ytmlo Před rokem +30

    Is anyone gonna talk about how Drew looks like the human embodiment of Greg Heffley in this thumbnail

  • @ashlynwalker5437
    @ashlynwalker5437 Před 4 lety +4006

    Knowing that drew gets high makes me really uncomfortable cause I always forget he’s not a 12 year old boy

    • @BlueChillstep
      @BlueChillstep Před 4 lety +78

      @@kotawillowdiary lol it's just weed

    • @popsicko6493
      @popsicko6493 Před 4 lety +79

      @@kotawillowdiary it really isn't that big of a deal. It's not like he's just admitted to smoking crack.

    • @skdncbdjsjxbdb
      @skdncbdjsjxbdb Před 4 lety +446

      @@popsicko6493 well for a 12 year old it would be a big deal.. that was the joke

    • @seanm9306
      @seanm9306 Před 4 lety +40

      And he has a wife

    • @warricklow4218
      @warricklow4218 Před 4 lety +94

      it makes me uncomfortable too lol, especially since its really not common in my country.

  • @shamblesinshambles
    @shamblesinshambles Před 3 lety +4088

    Something about Drew makes me think every room he’s in is a hotel room. Like, he feels like a hotel room.

  • @erend3643
    @erend3643 Před 2 lety +19

    "See the way my brain works is that it doesn't" was actually my senior quote :^)

  • @juliamdp
    @juliamdp Před 6 měsíci +7

    I don’t know if I’m just really stupid, but I actually really like most of those notes. I’ve watched this video A BUNCH of times already and every time I’m out here arguing with drew because he goes “this sucks” to something and I go “no, it doesn’t, that’s hilarious” and I laugh every time

  • @juliebogen1797
    @juliebogen1797 Před 3 lety +2085

    "he'll tell it like it is--- but not at first!" actually made me laugh, which is pretty embarrassing

    • @monkiram
      @monkiram Před 2 lety +75

      I actually thought that was hilarious. And it reminds me of Drew's current style of humour which I love

    • @kristopher4130
      @kristopher4130 Před 2 lety +14

      reminded me of stefon from the snl skits for some reason

  • @coolkid4457
    @coolkid4457 Před 4 lety +1806

    I have this one note that was written about 1.5 years ago:
    “Keep the fire ants out of THE FORESTS”

  • @amberchaba1148
    @amberchaba1148 Před 2 lety +19

    Damn 7:20 kinda relate. I feel like since the people that i talk to mostly are more successful than me, that im childish in comparison. I dont drive or live on my own like my friends a little younger or older than me. Im 23. I could also be happier with myself.

  • @lizard_supreme
    @lizard_supreme Před 2 lety +30

    world’s most rewatchable youtuber

  • @madazzahatter9257
    @madazzahatter9257 Před 3 lety +2088

    “I’ve never had 500,000 of anything”
    Drew’s body cells: *am i a joke to you?*

  • @calimarietv
    @calimarietv Před 3 lety +2394

    “i plead Beethoven’s fifth!” is GENIUS and in the right situation will land you a netflix comedy special

    • @kiralonely1307
      @kiralonely1307 Před rokem +24

      I was thinking the exact same thing, omg.

    • @jobbytop
      @jobbytop Před rokem +2

      I don’t understand one bit

    • @kiralonely1307
      @kiralonely1307 Před rokem +112

      @@jobbytop "I plead the fifth!" is a common thing said in relation to the fifth amendment, referring to the right to remain silent. Police officers in America have to recite it during an arrest, and it's fairly well known cause of TV shows and the like.
      Beethoven's fifth is a symphony written by Ludwig Van Beethoven, a very very famous musical legend of the early 1800s.
      The joke is a pun, combining the two phrases into a malaphor, an error of two similar phrases of speech being combined to create a nonsensical phrase. Examples would be "it's not rocket surgery!" and "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it."
      Basically it's a pun based on classical music history and the common knowledge of an American amendment thanks to television.

    • @internetperson6195
      @internetperson6195 Před rokem +3

      @@kiralonely1307 I love you for this

    • @cam5556
      @cam5556 Před rokem +5

      @@internetperson6195 you trying to make them Kira Not Lonely?

  • @frickusernames
    @frickusernames Před 6 měsíci +8

    This is such a comfort video. I love so many parts of it. Curios Jorge is one of the funniest things I've ever heard honestly, it makes me wheeze every time

  • @angelicaschuyler1011
    @angelicaschuyler1011 Před rokem +14

    The funniest thing in my notes were my friend’s sleep deprived comments about how scary it would be to be sleeping next to a lamp. This conversation started because we put a hat on a lamp and called it Abraham Lampcoln and ended when it devolved into an argument about if the Sun is a lamp

  • @ansleyiscooler
    @ansleyiscooler Před 3 lety +1870

    Drew: these are SO dumb!!
    Me who has laughed at every single one:👁👄👁

    • @allisonavery7273
      @allisonavery7273 Před 3 lety +1

      Kinda same

    • @megkrish7568
      @megkrish7568 Před 3 lety +24

      I laughed at some of them cuz they either made no sense or were so bad that it's good

    • @ChocoKCreamyR
      @ChocoKCreamyR Před 3 lety +13

      You laughed so hard your right eye went to the other side of the comment

    • @octosadventures1949
      @octosadventures1949 Před 3 lety

      @@ChocoKCreamyR yea that’s a weird lookin face

    • @lavenderplant
      @lavenderplant Před 3 lety +1

      a gog AND karl fan? cool

  • @thejunkie2024
    @thejunkie2024 Před 4 lety +18084

    Drew writes bad jokes so he can make fun of these bad jokes and still makes money out of these bad jokes
    This man is obviously a genius

  • @connormccoy6178
    @connormccoy6178 Před 2 lety +16

    Never in my life, until this very moment, did I realize just how much I want a shirt that says “pants” on it.

  • @leinaamatsuji-berry561
    @leinaamatsuji-berry561 Před 2 lety +14

    It’s 2022 and I still crack up at “Weed is supposed to relax you but it turns me into”

  • @camillepier3344
    @camillepier3344 Před 3 lety +1511

    don’t fret Drew, I have a note that says “centipede nial horan”

    • @oweng8895
      @oweng8895 Před 3 lety +214

      centipede niall horan crawls in your ear, you tell him to stop but he is in there

    • @cthulhutheendless1587
      @cthulhutheendless1587 Před 3 lety +27

      Human centipede one direction is the disturbing image in my mind

    • @lilylol9504
      @lilylol9504 Před 3 lety +30

      That’s the equivalent to Harry with like 100 nipples instead of just 4

    • @monke980
      @monke980 Před 3 lety +1

      @@cthulhutheendless1587 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮

    • @finnlastname4397
      @finnlastname4397 Před 3 lety +4

      god didnt want you to destroy the world and made you forget what the fuck you meant

  • @arancini1837
    @arancini1837 Před 3 lety +2390

    “excuse me, i am homeless, i am gay, i have aids, i’m new in town” - drew gooden probably

    • @bounderby99
      @bounderby99 Před 3 lety +222

      Hey; that’s a proud Asian American woman and tall child you’re talking about!

    • @arancini1837
      @arancini1837 Před 3 lety +103

      @@bounderby99 don't worry the tall child is getting some rest

    • @acekenny9339
      @acekenny9339 Před 3 lety +67

      @@arancini1837 he finally stopped burning the candle at both ends

    • @heathernamara
      @heathernamara Před 3 lety +75

      he has the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair🙄

    • @mozzaicynth
      @mozzaicynth Před 3 lety +20

      I love these references too much

  • @liamprinsloo6245
    @liamprinsloo6245 Před rokem +7

    Curious Jorge is honestly the funniest thing

  • @seanbradford6657
    @seanbradford6657 Před rokem +3

    One of my favorites that I wrote is “What if Lego was racist” and then I didn’t do anything else for 2 years

  • @pspspspsps2775
    @pspspspsps2775 Před 3 lety +782

    I have a note from 2015 that says:
    “Nicki minach SNEEZEED on Beet hoven so he make starships Cannon in D”
    No I don’t know what my 13 years old self meant by that

    • @Elm04
      @Elm04 Před 3 lety +37

      I think that was referencing this video czcams.com/video/nRTBM4UwnBs/video.html

    • @okaayushi
      @okaayushi Před 3 lety +7

      OMG i cant stop laughing

    • @ivyravenclaw3573
      @ivyravenclaw3573 Před 3 lety +52

      Its the way you as a 13 year old spelled nicki minaj 😌😌

    • @strangerthings9384
      @strangerthings9384 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Elm04 omg-

    • @music-by-storm
      @music-by-storm Před 3 lety +36

      The fact that beethoven didn't even write canon in D makes this even better lol

  • @sage6970
    @sage6970 Před 4 lety +1792

    the fact that drew even knows that drugs exist, much less that he uses them, is so funny to me

    • @Leshxwn
      @Leshxwn Před 4 lety +2

      Where did he say it

    • @angelobarros3499
      @angelobarros3499 Před 4 lety +96

      @@Leshxwn “I got high”
      -Drew Gooden, this video

    • @Leshxwn
      @Leshxwn Před 4 lety +3

      @@angelobarros3499 lmao 😂

    • @jodalinasparty9718
      @jodalinasparty9718 Před 4 lety +20

      I dunno; he looks like all the stoners I know Haha so I wasnt surprised!

    • @lincolnexists5918
      @lincolnexists5918 Před 4 lety +44

      He’s not the innocent little man child we thought he was

  • @potmki6601
    @potmki6601 Před 2 lety +12

    I laughed out loud at the idea of guns that are only working with shitty outdated voice recognition software. Making them just unbearable to use is such a funny idea in itself, but describtion of the workout mix issue is just hillarious

  • @babyydemon1201
    @babyydemon1201 Před 2 lety +14

    As a song writer who uses journals and my phone notes equally to jot down song ideas, random lyrics, and whole songs.. the amount of unfinished one liner lyrics I’ve got in my notes is too relatable to this😂

  • @karinai3730
    @karinai3730 Před 4 lety +3829

    drew flexing on all of us with the toilet paper stacked on his desk

    • @froppiss5165
      @froppiss5165 Před 4 lety +144

      Karina I seriously. he should be more careful about posting content that offends people in the future.

    • @sambrake7000
      @sambrake7000 Před 4 lety +13

      Do you realize that he wrote this 2 years ago

    • @nox71377
      @nox71377 Před 4 lety +83

      He knew

    • @elijah5374
      @elijah5374 Před 4 lety +46

      Sam Brake, do you realize that’s part of the joke?

    • @PoorEdward
      @PoorEdward Před 4 lety +8

      Pleas_Yeet_me_off a bridge at first i tho u were making a funny funny joke joke but then i saw ur gacha life...

  • @lotteg.6817
    @lotteg.6817 Před 3 lety +1628

    “if you put a hole in the middle of an island you’ll have a huge donut” is my personal favorite from my notes.

    • @Infomaniac_Moment
      @Infomaniac_Moment Před 3 lety +40

      pretty sure those are called atolls

    • @lotteg.6817
      @lotteg.6817 Před 3 lety +31

      @@Infomaniac_Moment you’re right omg also this just made my life a bit more cool
      +findling that out high again makes it so much more meaningful omg

    • @thetideishighandsoami3928
      @thetideishighandsoami3928 Před 2 lety +8

      I once wrote “N, Y/N” as in a bond joke, I had no idea Y/N meant your name

    • @evilturkey523
      @evilturkey523 Před rokem +1

      for me it's something like "zobibo (or some other nonsense word that rhymed) did you eat my burrito" on a shared note

  • @grapenuts111
    @grapenuts111 Před 8 měsíci +5

    happy 10th birthday to "why, mc a?"

  • @albertlassiter8608
    @albertlassiter8608 Před 5 měsíci +2

    7:20 was so sad. I am glad that you have grown to love and value yourself more. self-esteem can be so hard to build - and seeing notes like this can really help you see how far you've come

  • @kelseyarchibald7368
    @kelseyarchibald7368 Před 3 lety +2035

    “i’m feeling self cous cous” is my favourite thing i’ve found in my notes

  • @aebez
    @aebez Před 3 lety +1685

    i’m still laughing over “message to poop: you are what i eat”

  • @Syrange13
    @Syrange13 Před rokem +5

    "unconventional wisdom teeth" and "candy that comes with instructions" are actual bangers

  • @nika.737
    @nika.737 Před rokem +21

    my favourite jokes:
    2:40 (while writing a sequence of texts)
    3:12 curious jorge
    4:32 jaden smith
    6:12 DJ
    7:37 sleeping
    7:55 texting during a conversation
    8:12 MC Anarchy
    9:59 the sike-ic
    his delivery makes these 1000x better

  • @oliviap.1370
    @oliviap.1370 Před 2 lety +2030

    Curious Jorge is legitimately the funniest thing that I've ever heard

    • @thecoldestgoodbye
      @thecoldestgoodbye Před rokem +61

      SOMEONE ELSE THANK GOD I WAS WHEEZING

    • @koiifsh
      @koiifsh Před rokem +58

      every once in a while i whisper it to myself and start giggling uncontrollably

    • @kososka
      @kososka Před rokem +16

      I laugh everytime I watch this video, just because of it

    • @platypusparasol9825
      @platypusparasol9825 Před rokem +21

      i laughed and then i noticed that he has always been named jorge in my mind cause i watched the spanish dub as a kid. curious jorge fucking slaps.

    • @waspsandwich6548
      @waspsandwich6548 Před 8 měsíci +6

      autism

  • @megalyssa
    @megalyssa Před 6 lety +3575

    “I fought in EVERY war.”

    • @KoteoNokan
      @KoteoNokan Před 6 lety +250

      Meg Alyssa my scoliosis has arthritis. Shut up

    • @mr.coconut2310
      @mr.coconut2310 Před 6 lety +214

      "I've seen the way you're looking at your grandmother"

    • @macy131
      @macy131 Před 6 lety +154

      You better back the fuck up

    • @sethesteem
      @sethesteem Před 6 lety +1

      eskiet

    • @leonachamie6025
      @leonachamie6025 Před 6 lety +34

      the Peloponnesian war was rough.

  • @biggestastiest
    @biggestastiest Před rokem +8

    drew gooden reminds me of jesse pinkman but in like a scared animal with wide eyes kinda way

  • @Allie_Victoria
    @Allie_Victoria Před 2 lety +10

    Drew, thanks for making this video. Seeing your “twenty year old drew thoughts” inspired me to start writing down my thoughts like this, and its helped my mental state a lot.

  • @lindsymitchell8265
    @lindsymitchell8265 Před 2 lety +8075

    “Weed is supposed to relax you but instead turns me into”
    -as a stoner this is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
    -this should be a cards against humanity prompt

    • @Bionicbutter43
      @Bionicbutter43 Před 2 lety +166

      It turns me into a giggle bitch
      Also I make great food

    • @emmygilbert1813
      @emmygilbert1813 Před 2 lety +60

      yah it’s actually brilliant lmao

    • @thallakai
      @thallakai Před 2 lety +36

      It's perfect cause indica's always make you lose focus.

    • @literallyafishhook
      @literallyafishhook Před 2 lety +126

      last time i got high i put fruity pebbles into some vanilla ice cream and i thought i was a world class chef so idk what that says about how i get when i'm high

    • @Bionicbutter43
      @Bionicbutter43 Před 2 lety +70

      @@literallyafishhook it implies that we're definitely getting high together now

  • @colecreatedcontent4916
    @colecreatedcontent4916 Před 3 lety +822

    Nobody is talking about the Easter “why does a bunny give us eggs” “cause Jesus came back to life”

    • @nova2756
      @nova2756 Před 3 lety +20

      Ikr that thought never occurred to me before now XD

    • @dallischu2950
      @dallischu2950 Před 3 lety +35

      @@nova2756 LOOOOL I thought you were replying to yourself

    • @corinneadair2119
      @corinneadair2119 Před 3 lety +6

      @dallisshu omg same

    • @SerAbiotico
      @SerAbiotico Před 3 lety +2

      Because what is important about Easter is the chocolate.

    • @meneersfeerbeheer
      @meneersfeerbeheer Před 3 lety +1

      Beating a dead horse really

  • @wildfirefox1
    @wildfirefox1 Před rokem +4

    Not gonna lie, "Curious Jorge" got me to laugh pretty hard

  • @stevem.o.1185
    @stevem.o.1185 Před 2 lety +5

    Since everyone's giving weird stuff from their old notes, I've got two particularly horrible ones:.
    "Old Yeller, but it's with a Yorkie".
    "The movie Tombstone, but it's Steampunk, and Doc Holiday says, 'I'll be your custom fleshlight'" instead of Huckleberry"

  • @NotRelevant1
    @NotRelevant1 Před 3 lety +674

    Here’s a piece of comedy from my notes.
    “Why is beer on tap so special? I’ve got water on tap but you don’t hear me bragging.”

  • @bruh4891
    @bruh4891 Před 5 lety +1331

    that "why, MC A?" is one of the funniest things i've ever read

  • @theboondoggliest
    @theboondoggliest Před rokem +2

    one of the funniest things ive ever written was "Queen Elizabeth whisky bottle BONKLE" this was written on top of a loving note from my grandma
    i was high on edibles and remember laughing so hard at this that i hurt my throat

  • @P4rz1va1
    @P4rz1va1 Před rokem +8

    Obviously you're a great comedian now. That grandpa skit was gold from start to finish

  • @willhouston4487
    @willhouston4487 Před 3 lety +4468

    He's the spitting image of his grandpa

  • @quarterqueen
    @quarterqueen Před 5 lety +2296

    curious jorge made me choke and literally almost swallow a whole piece of pizza

  • @casperg.8603
    @casperg.8603 Před rokem +4

    Last week I was looking through my notes and found “Spaghettio breeding division” followed by “kill me”

  • @cassielilah9192
    @cassielilah9192 Před rokem +6

    I just would like to say I've watched this video at least 15 times. Nearly every time I watch this video the YMCA joke and then the grandpa bit afterwards never fails to make me laugh. I know Drew doesn't think they're funny, but they can definitely always cheer me up.

  • @notdeadyet5337
    @notdeadyet5337 Před 3 lety +1302

    “pressing a benjamin button” is genuinely comedy gold.

    • @jamewson
      @jamewson Před 3 lety

      Trol

    • @sades466
      @sades466 Před 3 lety +6

      I don’t get it help

    • @wafer2511
      @wafer2511 Před 2 lety +16

      @@sades466 well you see

    • @ihaverabies17
      @ihaverabies17 Před 2 lety +20

      @@sades466 there was this movie about a guy who aged in reverse and the character was named benjamin button. So his joke was just a dumb play on his name

    • @lovelybeautygirlstella5976
      @lovelybeautygirlstella5976 Před rokem

      TRUEEEEE

  • @dogol284
    @dogol284 Před 5 lety +1984

    I actually liked some of those jokes. Which somewhat scares me.

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo Před 5 lety +77

      Dogol Honestly it was all in the presentation. This would be a great standup bit tbh. Laughin at urself is great comedy

    • @ClodaghQuinnchannel
      @ClodaghQuinnchannel Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂😂

    • @aspentree9
      @aspentree9 Před 4 lety +30

      the why, M CA one was actual gold

    • @anna-hv8fr
      @anna-hv8fr Před 4 lety

      666 likes so i'm not moving that

    • @l_ndonmusic
      @l_ndonmusic Před 4 lety +3

      It has the vibe of Tumblr at 3:26 am

  • @kaw8473
    @kaw8473 Před rokem +7

    "If everything you do is ironic then what's real?" ~Drew Gooden after 20mg.