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  • čas přidán 18. 05. 2018
  • Who doesn't love to learn!? Today I'm reacting to some of Instagram's best educational content.
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    WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
    Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on CZcams, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
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    Outro song: • The Chordettes - Mr S...
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  • @taffodil
    @taffodil Před 5 lety +2947

    *stands like super hero*
    *crops are watered, skin is cleared, grades are higher, and I’ve been awarded a snow leopard and AK-47

  • @midimidori4699
    @midimidori4699 Před 4 lety +7724

    You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for shepherd with a leopard

  • @EdMoffatt
    @EdMoffatt Před 2 lety +664

    I can't believe Danny went with "he can't even smell" for the baby with no nose when "he can't even hum" was right there.

    • @matildabalogun2906
      @matildabalogun2906 Před rokem +17

      I was expecting the joke too!! 🥲🥲

    • @prestowand
      @prestowand Před 11 měsíci +19

      heartbreakingly enough, the baby died in 2017 unexpectedly :(

    • @ericaheap
      @ericaheap Před 8 měsíci +11

      @@prestowand i read your comment and then went to look it up :(( aw man he seemed really sweet, rip

  • @f.m.3421
    @f.m.3421 Před 2 lety +524

    it took me years to understand what they meant at 7:25. "fairness cream" is a poorly translated way to describe skin treatments intended to lighten the color of darker skin. from what i know, these sort of treatments can be very harmful. and, you know, everyone deserves to love the skin they're in. black and brown are beautiful. so it's a nice sentiment, even if the message didn't come across properly to a good number of english speakers.

  • @elongatedmuskrat5983
    @elongatedmuskrat5983 Před 4 lety +3557

    There was a little boy name Justin, when he was going to school he saw a man drowning! Justin walked to the man and saved him. Justin grew up to Justin Bieber and the man he saved was Albert Einstein, true fact

    • @inederaedt5590
      @inederaedt5590 Před 4 lety +178

      BELIEVE IT!!!

    • @Tivent_
      @Tivent_ Před 4 lety +113

      Evi Lifton I wouldn’t have known it was surprising unless you said that, thank you so much.

    • @-mars.
      @-mars. Před 4 lety +102

      THIS IS SHOCKING!!!

    • @Lexropex
      @Lexropex Před 4 lety +49

      @@-mars. it is?! Wow!!!

    • @mossycobbIe
      @mossycobbIe Před 4 lety +22

      I would like but it’s at 69 likes

  • @AerrisGShep
    @AerrisGShep Před 3 lety +2228

    Steve killed his wife in front of a bunch of people and nobody had the power to report it because none of them were mother

    • @funnerfunko
      @funnerfunko Před 3 lety +32

      Daaamn

    • @AerrisGShep
      @AerrisGShep Před 3 lety +86

      @@funnerfunko I have no memory of making that comment or what the context was

    • @funnerfunko
      @funnerfunko Před 3 lety +38

      @@AerrisGShep rad comment anyways bud

    • @AerrisGShep
      @AerrisGShep Před 3 lety +24

      @@funnerfunko lol thank you

    • @carmenmercedes9903
      @carmenmercedes9903 Před 3 lety +25

      @@AerrisGShep I love your profile pic!! Catra's one of the best written character's I've seen in a long time

  • @k.c.maiale7504
    @k.c.maiale7504 Před 2 lety +586

    "Stand like a super hero for 2 minutes to change your testosterone levels."
    Me, a desperate trans guy: 🦸‍♂️

    • @k.c.maiale7504
      @k.c.maiale7504 Před 2 lety +26

      @@SamiMantha-op2ld oh how much I wish I could shapeshift 😭 Fr

    • @hawktalon7890
      @hawktalon7890 Před 2 lety +17

      Same, I'm too poor to regularly obtain something classified as a black market steroid.

    • @RobinParravel
      @RobinParravel Před 2 lety +6

      Did it work? Please I need to know

    • @k.c.maiale7504
      @k.c.maiale7504 Před 2 lety +17

      @@RobinParravel It does not work 😔 Atleast not drastically enough

    • @RobinParravel
      @RobinParravel Před 2 lety +6

      @@k.c.maiale7504 :(
      Guess I'll have to find another way

  • @sleeeeepybear9626
    @sleeeeepybear9626 Před 2 lety +402

    “ standing like a superhero for two minutes can increase your appetite for risk” My dog named risk: 👁👄👁

  • @nil6136
    @nil6136 Před 3 lety +5456

    *"The only real one in life is mother"*
    Rapunzel would disagree

    • @deeyashadas1042
      @deeyashadas1042 Před 3 lety +115

      Rapunzel left the chat

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 Před 3 lety +87

      nil So would Cinderella.

    • @fardifaalam605
      @fardifaalam605 Před 3 lety +139

      So would most other Disney characters because their parents are either dead or never brought up

    • @shutupleahwhite
      @shutupleahwhite Před 3 lety +9

      This aged well

    • @suchomimustenerensis
      @suchomimustenerensis Před 3 lety +14

      Qibli would like to disagree with you, I mean his mom sold him, well at least his adoptive mom is both a queen and a good person.
      Yeah, I'm the only one who gets this.

  • @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles

    "two friends used ashes as bait and caught the worlds biggest carp"
    so we just going to ignore the fact that they used ashes as bait in the first place

    • @mr.miscellaneous9144
      @mr.miscellaneous9144 Před 4 lety +181

      To question one's logic, is to question their existence.
      I don't know what I just typed but yeah, let's just ignore the fish that loves burnt person 😂

    • @hazelrogers513
      @hazelrogers513 Před 3 lety +81

      Yeah and how did they even do that?

    • @mr.miscellaneous9144
      @mr.miscellaneous9144 Před 3 lety +114

      @@hazelrogers513 perhaps they coated something in the ashes

    • @mattc6461
      @mattc6461 Před 3 lety +71

      Yeah how TF do you use ashes as bait

    • @hazelrogers513
      @hazelrogers513 Před 3 lety +9

      Mr. Miscellaneous ok yeah that makes sense

  • @idk_imbored77
    @idk_imbored77 Před 2 lety +101

    Fun fact: airlines always have body bags on board so when someone inevitably dies they will put them in a body bag and sometimes they but the body in cargo with your luggage

    • @alexanderk.6869
      @alexanderk.6869 Před 2 lety +5

      Neat!

    • @statementofjoespooky1660
      @statementofjoespooky1660 Před rokem +28

      i n e v i t a b l y

    • @megapiglatin2574
      @megapiglatin2574 Před 4 měsíci +5

      🤔…sorry, but do you have a source for that?
      If an airline carried emergency body bags, I imagine it would be for passengers who die in-flight. However, at least on modern Boeing and Airbus planes in the US, you cannot access the cargo holds from the cabin. Unless there is a secret, airtight door hidden somewhere, I can personally attest that the ceiling of the cargo compartments on those planes is solid. The cargo holds are not typically outfitted with the same environmental controls as the cabin too, so I would imagine suddenly connecting the two by opening some hatch would cause a disruption of some sort, possibly interfering with the plane’s ability to remain stable. For example, Boeing 747 plane cargo holds are pressurized, but only the front half (forward of the wings) are oxygenated (this is why animals traveling in cargo *must* be loaded up front!)-is there a different kind of [modern] plane that has cargo compartments that can be safely accessed mid-flight without landing??
      On top of that, there are hella strict regulations surrounding transporting human remains via plane: for example, say Bob dies in Canada but his family’s cemetery plot is in Texas and his wishes are to be buried in that family plot. Bob would need to be embalmed and then packaged properly (in a coffin in a box labeled appropriately and padded with additional layers of absorbent material just in case) before the airline will accept his body/remains as cargo. That’s not even going into the paperwork on either end of that flight…
      (Source: worked on the ramp and in the baggage department of an airline at their international airport hub in the US)

  • @t0xcn253
    @t0xcn253 Před rokem +91

    Okay, but for real I actually did find it REALLY difficult to hum while holding my nose. Like I could kind of make a sound but it put waaay more pressure on my sinuses than I anticipated and was very unpleasant. So I feel like that fact gets a pass, at least from me personally.

    • @kendraabbatoy5935
      @kendraabbatoy5935 Před 8 měsíci

      shut up nose boy!

    • @lu-__-
      @lu-__- Před 7 měsíci +5

      i just tried and i felt stupid because i genuinely can't hum past making a little sound.

    • @phoenixprince1806
      @phoenixprince1806 Před 5 měsíci +3

      i have figured out that the trick is to open the corner of your mouth just a little bit, the air just needs somewhere to escape through and then you can hum fine and the rest of your mouth is still closed to make the right sound

    • @logikure7306
      @logikure7306 Před 5 měsíci +4

      ​@@phoenixprince1806 then it is not really a humm because you have your mouth open.
      A Humm is when you make a sound with your mouth completely closed so you need your nose to exhale to be able to humm.

    • @ethanlim437
      @ethanlim437 Před 4 měsíci +2

      It seems to only work if you fully block airflow through your nose. If there is even a slight passage that air can escape through your nose, you can still harm, but if you stick your fingers or cotton balls up your nose, and make sure it's fully blocked, you can't hum.

  • @justantheman
    @justantheman Před 5 lety +2019

    He killed his wife and then got men in black to erase the peoples memories

  • @ikarigozen
    @ikarigozen Před 3 lety +5851

    Incredible fact: Despite the common misconception that Danny's full name is Daniel, it's actually Danny DeVito.

  • @aydomac
    @aydomac Před 2 lety +56

    8:55 “the person you love the most will hurt you the most”
    “Not mother” 🥺

  • @devi8649
    @devi8649 Před 2 lety +41

    "The person you love the most will hurt you the most."
    *" N o t m o t h e r . . . "*

  • @raddy5124
    @raddy5124 Před 4 lety +3840

    I feel bad for that baby, he'll only ever be able to make a noise and will never hum

  • @PrismTheKid
    @PrismTheKid Před 3 lety +4326

    Rankings of realest people
    3: Danny
    2: Shepherd with Leopard
    1: Mother

  • @sir_buddy8020
    @sir_buddy8020 Před 2 lety +18

    "Steve killed his wife in front of a bunch of people and nobody had the power to report it. How?"
    Steve killed her in a cemetery.

  • @justasmltwngir1732
    @justasmltwngir1732 Před 2 lety +59

    10:36 you joke, Danny, but my grandfather is so known for saying nothing at all during a whole conversation and then interjecting with some random, completely unrelated fact or anecdote that whenever I bring up something that is seemingly unrelated to the topic at hand (I have ADHD so my train of thought goes all over the place lol), my whole family calls it a “grandaddy moment.”

  • @alfats9379
    @alfats9379 Před 3 lety +2239

    "The only real person is Mother"
    Orphans: Well Imma head out

    • @welp5468
      @welp5468 Před 3 lety +9

      LMAO

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins Před 3 lety +10

      Well damn! 😢😂😂😂

    • @grayemn1409
      @grayemn1409 Před 3 lety +37

      Orphans are free food

    • @jokeer722
      @jokeer722 Před 3 lety +28

      Technoblade is out for blood.

    • @anaj835
      @anaj835 Před 3 lety +27

      @@grayemn1409 The promised neverland reference.

  • @laurendalightskinhunter
    @laurendalightskinhunter Před 4 lety +4099

    Danny: stands like a superhero
    His testosterone levels: GODLIKE

    • @hpfan5188
      @hpfan5188 Před 4 lety +52

      I smell a Noel Miller reference

    • @leticiaferreira6820
      @leticiaferreira6820 Před 4 lety +13

      That is actually "true". Look for "Amy Cuddy" up on CZcams. She has a scientific study on this.

    • @bolucky564
      @bolucky564 Před 4 lety +32

      Why is he so thicc help

    • @sappho5824
      @sappho5824 Před 4 lety +7

      @@sakuix3562 What? _they aren't wrong.._

    • @flowerkun767
      @flowerkun767 Před 4 lety +4

      【BASIC ・ SOFTII】 *#ThicccDanny*

  • @koriklodri
    @koriklodri Před rokem +14

    Extra info about the hitchhiking robot since I found it really interesting: it was actually dropped in 3 countries before being dropped in the US: Canada, the Netherlands, and Germany, in which it made it across all 3 countries, however it was destroyed shortly after being dropped in America, being destroyed in Philadelphia.

  • @wieldylattice3015
    @wieldylattice3015 Před rokem +11

    9:35 this feels like every Ace Attorney case except Edgeworth and the judge are just as confused as you

  • @mochatea-fr1cf
    @mochatea-fr1cf Před 4 lety +2493

    “The only real one in life is Mother”
    I like how they don’t say “My Mother”-it’s just mother. It could be your neighbor’s mother, it could be the mother of your landlord, it’s just some random “Mother” that you worship

    • @CricetoFunni
      @CricetoFunni Před 4 lety +24

      Olive’s Corner UNDERRATED COMMENT ALERT

    • @amneenja5720
      @amneenja5720 Před 4 lety +12

      9mother9horse9eyes9

    • @ceptemzorpus
      @ceptemzorpus Před 4 lety +49

      it could even be the mother series of games

    • @davigurgel2040
      @davigurgel2040 Před 3 lety +66

      It just sounds like it is someone called mother. Just imagine that for a second, naming your child "mother".

    • @faithorcutt8776
      @faithorcutt8776 Před 3 lety +37

      MOTHER RUSSIA

  • @doll1ly
    @doll1ly Před 4 lety +2031

    The whole thing about hearing dead people laughing is like saying that if a singer died and you listen to their songs that’s meant to be creepy

    • @Pear_chan
      @Pear_chan Před 4 lety +340

      You mean to tell me they're not alive in a studio, singing on demand for me when I start the song? Creepy.

    • @doll1ly
      @doll1ly Před 4 lety +98

      ChokeOnAPear sorry to break it to you now...

    • @Pear_chan
      @Pear_chan Před 4 lety +41

      @@doll1ly I'm really concerned now.

    • @-mars.
      @-mars. Před 4 lety +16

      @Panic! at the twenty-one chemical brides Nice user name lmao

    • @beepbeeplettuce4608
      @beepbeeplettuce4608 Před 4 lety +7

      Panic! at the twenty-one chemical brides I like your name

  • @olivia6775
    @olivia6775 Před 2 lety +24

    10:59
    i just looked it up. justin beiber's mom's name is pattie

    • @morganorwhatever
      @morganorwhatever Před měsícem +2

      First name Pattie, last name Mallette. I don’t know why they didn’t write Pattie Mallette or just Pattie

  • @hiba_stxr
    @hiba_stxr Před 2 lety +7

    The humming one was true, here's the reason from Google bc I explain bad:It is because when you hum, you are actually exhaling, so if both your mouth and your nose is closed, the air can't escape. ... So, although you can hum for a very brief few second or two, you will be forced to open your mouth and catch your breath.

  • @sophiestough3237
    @sophiestough3237 Před 3 lety +6018

    Danny’s testosterone levels after standing like a super hero for 2 minutes:📈📈📈📈📈📈📈

  • @tessdemarro4636
    @tessdemarro4636 Před 4 lety +9510

    “Because kids like me don’t like to learn in a classroom, we like to learn on the World Wide Web.” That didn’t age well.

  • @TheFiniteSillyGuy
    @TheFiniteSillyGuy Před rokem +11

    the poor people have no friends thing had me laughing hard for 3 minutes

  • @emmaalmond5509
    @emmaalmond5509 Před 2 lety +13

    9:57 that was my first thought as well, i immediately though that steve was an executioner 🤭

  • @offbeatkiki
    @offbeatkiki Před 6 lety +1130

    If that baby has no nose, he definitely can't hum.
    (holy shit i've never gotten this many upvotes before. i make videos. plz check them out)

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 Před 6 lety +22

      shit.

    • @offbeatkiki
      @offbeatkiki Před 6 lety +11

      I can die happy now, being everywhere on yt and someone noticing is my only goal in life

    • @offbeatkiki
      @offbeatkiki Před 6 lety +6

      Yes, I actually am a physical embodiment of the singularity, that is how I am able to view and comment on everything at once.

    • @offbeatkiki
      @offbeatkiki Před 6 lety

      But for real maybe we just have similar taste in 'tubers :)

    • @IExistIThink
      @IExistIThink Před 6 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Omg

  • @viv2607
    @viv2607 Před 3 lety +2804

    "Steve killed his wife in front of a bunch of people and nobody had the power to report it. How?"
    well, knowledgefusion, you cant go to jail for killing a guitar, CAN YOU.

  • @GoldenRobbery
    @GoldenRobbery Před rokem +8

    Answer to the Steve riddle: he poisoned her drink in a restaurant but even though tons of people saw it, nobody knew it was him

  • @HushSkunk
    @HushSkunk Před 11 měsíci +11

    7:27 it’s about colorism/racism. People bleach their skin with “fairness cream” because they want fair (aka pale) skin.

  • @memedoggo1388
    @memedoggo1388 Před 5 lety +7669

    I just realized he would be a perfect peter Parker.

  • @Charlie-cl5ny
    @Charlie-cl5ny Před 4 lety +27615

    Danny has mastered the act of acting excited but still maintaining really dead inside eyes

  • @rachelmcdermett4484
    @rachelmcdermett4484 Před 2 lety +2

    Steve probably had diplomatic immunity

  • @joshuakim2292
    @joshuakim2292 Před 2 lety +18

    6:45 I couldn’t hum and plug my nose

  • @applzd
    @applzd Před 3 lety +1613

    Steve killed his wife by feeding her a burrito laced with a discreet poison. The witnesses attributed her death to bad food service, and Ernesto stole her songs

  • @skeletonman7987
    @skeletonman7987 Před 3 lety +2882

    Did you know? You are not a true greg if you can’t breathe.
    G-inhale
    R-hold
    E-xhale
    G-

    • @beccacatherine1143
      @beccacatherine1143 Před 3 lety +300

      i'm asthmatic, am i still greg?

    • @skeletonman7987
      @skeletonman7987 Před 3 lety +234

      bebe annette I’m also asthmatic, So I guess we are only gregs when we are not having an asthma attack

    • @beccacatherine1143
      @beccacatherine1143 Před 3 lety +209

      @@skeletonman7987 during an attack, what becomes of us? are we temporarily exiled by danny himself? do we lose our citizenship? our identities?

    • @nikokeller4980
      @nikokeller4980 Před 3 lety +87

      I always mess up at the second G

    • @pestbarn
      @pestbarn Před 3 lety +31

      G-ust?

  • @netherwolves3412
    @netherwolves3412 Před 2 lety +27

    2:35 how DO you use ashes as bait. Seriously, you can’t attach ashes to a hook

    • @mikejones2405
      @mikejones2405 Před 2 lety

      you roll poop over the ashes and hook the poop to the line

    • @netherwolves3412
      @netherwolves3412 Před 2 lety +2

      @@mikejones2405 good idea, I’ll make sure to try that. Hopefully it’s firm!

  • @aliciatherabbit6128
    @aliciatherabbit6128 Před 2 lety +3

    "Nobody is real in this world except Mother-" DARK BROTHERHOOD INTENSIFIES

  • @rachelcamasura1982
    @rachelcamasura1982 Před 6 lety +5465

    *iT's nOT a hUmM it's jUst a sOUnD*

  • @cr-lc8fg
    @cr-lc8fg Před 5 lety +3056

    i turned on notifications.
    my skin is clear, my crops are thriving, john cena is smiling kindly upon me. god himself shakes my hand. "you are truly greg"

  • @jakemiller2507
    @jakemiller2507 Před 2 lety +11

    8:33 Who wrote these facts, Buster Bluth?

  • @paperbaggy2622
    @paperbaggy2622 Před rokem +2

    the way danny did the intro gives me vibes of the school counselor doing presentations to teach kids things they already knew about the internet

  • @luispagan9170
    @luispagan9170 Před 3 lety +771

    Wow that lady lived 40 years after being embalmed, no organs or blood. What a legend

    • @whyiseverysinglehandletaken2
      @whyiseverysinglehandletaken2 Před rokem +42

      wait why did i not think of that

    • @TheQueenOfSheba
      @TheQueenOfSheba Před rokem +96

      Depending on the place and also year, they didn’t always do all that. In fact the vampire fear came from when people passed away and they thought they were dead, they buried them and then they come back to life, grave robbers found scratch marks inside the coffins.

    • @daydream5120
      @daydream5120 Před rokem +22

      @@TheQueenOfSheba That’s one of my biggest fears

    • @corahtheskeleton8062
      @corahtheskeleton8062 Před rokem +49

      They did not do embalments during those times, the woman was still alive and was about to be buried so her sister accidentally saved her
      Since there wasn't a proper method to know for certain someone was dead, accidents like these happened often, leading to people waking up in their coffins and then suffocating to death in their own tomb
      Which is why, at one point, people were burried with strings attached to bells above their grave so graveyard keeps could hear the bells and dig up the "dead" person

    • @meatloafer2762
      @meatloafer2762 Před 9 měsíci

      @@corahtheskeleton8062that's actually terrifying

  • @akiakichan
    @akiakichan Před 5 lety +834

    "Nobody is real in this world, except Mother" - Rapunzel

  • @noahm44
    @noahm44 Před 2 lety

    The stand like a superhero thing has some merit. Learned about this in college, about power stances and stuff like that to improve confidence and higher probability for performing better in job interviews! Far fetched but science-backed!

  • @Leenybear
    @Leenybear Před 2 lety +4

    I finally understand why Danny is so successful, he used the superhero stance for two minutes once.

  • @sleepingflower245
    @sleepingflower245 Před 3 lety +2897

    Danny: Millennials like you and me
    Me: *blinks in GenZ*

    • @em-zb6gl
      @em-zb6gl Před 3 lety +92

      Kids watching in 100 years: 👁👄👁

    • @cccant6635
      @cccant6635 Před 3 lety +118

      i like him because he’s one of the rare internet millennials who doesn’t just talk about nostalgia, harry potter, and the fact that they love alcohol

    • @nellnaa1110
      @nellnaa1110 Před 3 lety +7

      my reaction:👁👄👁❓

    • @lailataluminousnight8064
      @lailataluminousnight8064 Před 3 lety +1

      Wait they are different things?

    • @luiza2801
      @luiza2801 Před 3 lety +13

      @@lailataluminousnight8064 i think millennials are like 19-24 years old and genz 13-18

  • @daniellagold2739
    @daniellagold2739 Před 4 lety +1826

    The “stand like a superhero thing” is actually completely true, they just worded it poorly.
    It’s supposed to be a superhero stance, and the example most commonly used with this is the wonder woman pose of standing with your hand on your hips. It apparently tricks your brain into being more confident. There’s a TED talk on this that goes more in depth and explains the science of it.
    Btw the reason I know about this is bc I have a ‘professional skills’ class and they taught us to do this before interviews to build our confidence.

    • @christalcavanaugh
      @christalcavanaugh Před 4 lety +91

      This was disproven to be a placebo. It doesn’t actually release more testosterone into your body

    • @daniellagold2739
      @daniellagold2739 Před 4 lety +195

      Emily Geier That may be true but a placebo still can boost your confidence.

    • @plzitzjustmahcheezits909
      @plzitzjustmahcheezits909 Před 4 lety +92

      Emily Geier Placebo still works. Some placebo is healthy, some is snake oil, but the super hero stance is definitely and example of placebo everybody would benefit from using

    • @mynameisjo8222
      @mynameisjo8222 Před 4 lety +16

      POWER POSE

    • @tinycow_mutual
      @tinycow_mutual Před 4 lety +6

      Yeah I had to write an essay about it in english class for like ted x confidence or something?

  • @anon.aussiegaming6239
    @anon.aussiegaming6239 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Another answer about the quiz with Steve : He was robbing a bank or something, had everyone held at gun point, but without knowing it was Steve, his wife rebelled and Steve shot her.

  • @quickmotion1488
    @quickmotion1488 Před rokem +5

    Fun fact: The superhero stance is actually proven to work. but you have to be looking in a mirrior and have your arms stretched out upward. it was proven that many people that were previously shy did well in interviews because the stance made them confident.

  • @thesleepydot
    @thesleepydot Před 4 lety +1411

    “The person you love the most will hurt you the most
    Not mother! D:”
    😂😂

    • @PonSealRove
      @PonSealRove Před 4 lety +5

      In Love With A Were that was so funny

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 4 lety +5

      Its a joke but its true for most of us anyway lol

    • @tammybowling2744
      @tammybowling2744 Před 4 lety +4

      My dog wouldn't do that

    • @lanie3956
      @lanie3956 Před 4 lety +4

      nOt MoThErrrrrr

    • @Sharmz1
      @Sharmz1 Před 4 lety

      I love my dad the most but he doesnt hurt me so?

  • @courtney526
    @courtney526 Před 6 lety +11198

    You have legs???

    • @sbbs3534
      @sbbs3534 Před 6 lety +406

      Courtney Boyer Beauty I know right?!?? It's disgustingly shocking

    • @Mudkip8330
      @Mudkip8330 Před 6 lety +297

      Thicc legg

    • @MissAlexisBlack
      @MissAlexisBlack Před 6 lety +333

      THIS IS REALLY SHOCKING!!

    • @legofmevid
      @legofmevid Před 6 lety +98

      Courtney Boyer Beauty sssssshhhhhhh, no one must know

    • @clarenicke8653
      @clarenicke8653 Před 6 lety +113

      *l e g g*

  • @davidmccormick1996
    @davidmccormick1996 Před 2 lety +1

    As ridiculous as it may sound, that whole "stand like a superhero" is legit. I've heard it as the Wonderwoman Pose, but it's actually been demonstrated to work.
    Is it practical?
    I mean, you're not going to notice tremendous changes or anything.

  • @calowenby1654
    @calowenby1654 Před 2 lety +5

    I kind of wish Danny would re-use that “Believe it!” sound in some videos. Also, that knuckle-cracking bit was great.

  • @idax111
    @idax111 Před 6 lety +358

    I stood in a superhero stance for 7 hours and my testosterone is too high. Please help

  • @DasSpaceAce
    @DasSpaceAce Před 4 lety +1286

    So, the thing with the eye mask, blanket/paper & drink for the corpse is primarily to keep the other passengers from realizing the person has passed away.
    The eye mask of course covers part of the face & makes them appear as if they're just sleeping, the blanket &/or newspaper is to cover the body or act as 'set dressing'. The drink also serves as 'set dressing', but it also serves to distract from any potential smells - gin is a particularly strong smelling alcohol & tonic water on it's own has a slightly sour smell as well, so any smells coming from the deceased can be covered up by or blamed upon the beverage.
    Essentially, the S.P with any unfortunate deaths midflight for any airline is to keep quiet about the fact that someone has passed & do your best to disguise the body as just sleeping. There's not really any place to store a corpse until landing, even if there was an easy way to move them out of the seat & the best they can do is keep other passengers from panic & discomfort, so they keep it very hush.
    When they land, they go through the process of removing the body & cleaning up any messes left behind once everyone else has disembarked.

    • @moonlxght_2604
      @moonlxght_2604 Před 4 lety +52

      Wow u rlly did Ur research

    • @cai0409
      @cai0409 Před 4 lety +62

      That’s pretty interesting.
      And I don’t personally think it’s disrespectful. If I have to die anyway, I HOPE it’s on a plane so they can do this to me.

    • @maxsredditreadingclub8353
      @maxsredditreadingclub8353 Před 4 lety +16

      Wow thanks for sharing this its really interesting

    • @unlacedshoe3696
      @unlacedshoe3696 Před 4 lety +4

      *oH wOw*

    • @ceppoc
      @ceppoc Před 4 lety +6

      Wow Ronald really looking sick, you’re really white!

  • @spamtongspamton9900
    @spamtongspamton9900 Před 2 lety +4

    no one will ever be as cool as a shepherd with a gun and a leopard and that’s a fact

  • @thestamp4458
    @thestamp4458 Před 2 lety +1

    That speech at the start is what my parents would tell me before they broke the news that they found my search history

  • @TheMisanthropist69
    @TheMisanthropist69 Před 4 lety +725

    Conspiracy: The nutcracker is actually holding Danny's family hostage and forcing him to make CZcams videos.

  • @leannuh47
    @leannuh47 Před 6 lety +1658

    Why have schools anymore when there is Instagram?

    • @jameschiri1726
      @jameschiri1726 Před 6 lety +9

      Leannuh Renee exactly

    • @imacowboybaby3492
      @imacowboybaby3492 Před 6 lety +2

      Leannuh Renee my class has an instagram

    • @mnjeh
      @mnjeh Před 5 lety +1

      I’m so proud to be your 666th like

    • @Galaxy-ik6lw
      @Galaxy-ik6lw Před 5 lety +6

      @@imacowboybaby3492 my teacher has an Instagram and so does her cat the sad part is her cat gets more followers than her

    • @kaawilkerson
      @kaawilkerson Před 5 lety +2

      1 more like and you will have 1k likes

  • @yeetles1984
    @yeetles1984 Před 2 lety +2

    My favorite part was Danny standing in a superhero stance while the raimi music was playing in the background

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Před rokem

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!!

  • @monet2909
    @monet2909 Před 6 lety +782

    i’m so obsessed with this never aging 14 yr old

  • @mono414
    @mono414 Před 4 lety +496

    Danny says ‘Mother’ like he’s Neville from iCarly

    • @pixel_cherry
      @pixel_cherry Před 4 lety +31

      Anyone who disrespects Mother will rue the day!!!

    • @lyricmarriott530
      @lyricmarriott530 Před 4 lety +20

      "Motherrr run a bath !"

    • @mossycobbIe
      @mossycobbIe Před 4 lety +5

      Wait
      People are actually names Neville?

    • @mikkuozz
      @mikkuozz Před 4 lety +10

      there was a neville in iCarly...??

    • @ally6721
      @ally6721 Před 4 lety +7

      @@mikkuozz yeah Nevel the really annoying dude that constantly sabotaged them

  • @limeslime711
    @limeslime711 Před rokem +3

    8:30
    Truth of Life 1 says: Mother knows best.

  • @addinator6535
    @addinator6535 Před rokem +2

    flashback to when there was enough nothing in our days for these facts accounts to seem riveting enough for danny to cover

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt Před 3 lety +445

    "This shepherd with an AK-47 and a leopard."
    _BARS_

    • @countess9743
      @countess9743 Před 3 lety +6

      I read this the second he said this
      Iɴʜᴀʟᴇ

    • @Cat-yx7xc
      @Cat-yx7xc Před 3 lety +3

      ء

    • @floo1465
      @floo1465 Před 2 lety

      @Alexander Steel A German walked into a BAR. He died.

    • @floo1465
      @floo1465 Před 2 lety

      @Daniel 2 impossible to tell with that camera

    • @floo1465
      @floo1465 Před 2 lety

      @Daniel 2 the darker furniture actually makes me think it IS an ak-47, AKMs typically have lighter colored furniture

  • @aarliahh6078
    @aarliahh6078 Před 5 lety +1228

    *Someone faints in public*:
    *someone runs over*: DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR BILL GATES TO SOEND ALL HIS MONEY

  • @awesome.rats159
    @awesome.rats159 Před 2 lety +1

    this was my first danny gonzales video and itspretty epic

  • @lavendermoon8077
    @lavendermoon8077 Před rokem

    3:22 i don’t remember why but i learned that certain poses make you confident in psych

  • @spidaaahs
    @spidaaahs Před 4 lety +593

    2:00
    "Were you killed?!"
    "Sadly, yes...
    *But I lived!"*

  • @Myfluffynoturs
    @Myfluffynoturs Před 3 lety +1543

    The fact about “standing like a superhero” is real but they definitely made it sound crazier than it is. The concept is called power posing (the superhero sort of pose where you put your hands on your hips). Studies have shown that people tend to feel more confident, etc after they power pose so that’s why the fact listed off so many crazy benefits of power posing.

    • @shirinjamali8906
      @shirinjamali8906 Před 3 lety +32

      yeah def! they also used it in greys anatomy before preforming brain surgery

    • @sairahaslam7770
      @sairahaslam7770 Před 3 lety +55

      Actually that study was disproved in a big way because it wasn’t scientifically sound. You can read about it the NYT article “When the Revolution Came for Amy Cuddy”

    • @dylpickle0927
      @dylpickle0927 Před 3 lety +77

      @@sairahaslam7770 We literally did it in one of my college classes and it worked. Even if it isn't scientifically sound, there's at least a placebo effect

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil Před 3 lety +20

      @@sairahaslam7770 Thank you! It's a bit of a pet peeve of mine when people see a clickbait article or a ted talk claiming it was "scientifically proven" and repeating that as fact without doing a tiny bit of research.

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil Před 3 lety +16

      @@dylpickle0927 What do you mean by "it worked" and do you understand what the placebo effect is? You are basically saying it works but only as well as literally anything else that you think will work.
      A sugar pill can have a placebo effect, that doesn't mean sugar pills make you more confident. It's about the framing.

  • @sophiea7
    @sophiea7 Před 2 lety +8

    “Shepard with his leopard”
    Danny needs to make a song about that

  • @icemaster-
    @icemaster- Před 6 měsíci

    That part about the guitar shaped trees is true, just very under-explained. I watched a documentary about it when I was little.

  • @SeikiKisaki
    @SeikiKisaki Před 6 lety +2308

    5:37 Oh, so we're just subscribers now, dad? I thought Greg was a FAMILY?!?!?!

    • @Lea-yo7le
      @Lea-yo7le Před 6 lety +115

      gracie a you must have gotten greg confused with the children of burback

    • @loveghibli
      @loveghibli Před 6 lety +44

      YEAH DAD! WTH

    • @heklaeir
      @heklaeir Před 6 lety +9

      fairy jimin CHIM CHIM!!!!

    • @rusam2040
      @rusam2040 Před 6 lety +24

      Seiki Kisaki we have been betrayed

    • @catherinedurant7806
      @catherinedurant7806 Před 5 lety +23

      i feel disrespected

  • @localcryptid740
    @localcryptid740 Před 4 lety +463

    Steve killed his wife in a morgue so the only witnesses were also dead.

  • @Woopor
    @Woopor Před rokem +1

    9:21 It’s simple! The crew mates already used their emergency meeting earlier in the game and because Steve is the shapeshifter he made himself look like his wife, so nobody knows who did it!

  • @StarShine-mo6eu
    @StarShine-mo6eu Před 2 lety +1

    Danny : HUMMING IS JUST A LIL NOISE
    Me : **Hums "My heart will go on" while holding my nose** 👁️👄👁️

  • @charliedamcevski4929
    @charliedamcevski4929 Před 4 lety +553

    Aww the kid without the nose has enough problems..... he can’t hum

    • @Muffinmurdurer
      @Muffinmurdurer Před 4 lety +32

      hes also dead

    • @jorge8596
      @jorge8596 Před 4 lety +12

      @@Muffinmurdurer is he?

    • @Muffinmurdurer
      @Muffinmurdurer Před 4 lety +21

      @@jorge8596 Unfortunately, yes.

    • @yaphace
      @yaphace Před 4 lety +7

      @@Muffinmurdurer source?

    • @Muffinmurdurer
      @Muffinmurdurer Před 4 lety +14

      @@yaphace www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/babies/eli-finch-an-alabama-boy-who-was-born-without-a-nose-has-died-at-the-age-of-two/news-story/bd9e86fff2e39bcb2872bdf9fca045cf

  • @zodial123
    @zodial123 Před 5 lety +604

    Danny - what’s up Greg it’s me Danny
    Me - what’s up Danny it’s me greg

  • @leori-7477
    @leori-7477 Před 2 lety +4

    i’m wondering if the point of giving a dead guy the gin and tonic, assuming i’m right in thinking it’s alcoholic, is to pretend like the dead guy passed out from too much alcohol and that’s why you can’t take him even if you try to poke him…?
    but it still falls apart because the flight attendants would have to be doing all this right next to the other passengers, particularly anyone in the seat next to him that would be trying to poke him awake or be disturbed by the staring

  • @katheranstewart
    @katheranstewart Před rokem +3

    Conspiracy theory: Danny is secretly the nutcracker correction officer and the nutcracker in the back was arrested for tax evasion ❤

  • @cierra7246
    @cierra7246 Před 4 lety +439

    "nobody is real except mother"
    season 3 of bates motel be like

  • @carlyschallenge
    @carlyschallenge Před 4 lety +737

    The whole “mother” voice he made sounded like Buster talking to his mother on Arrested Development

    • @crab_dude
      @crab_dude Před 4 lety +10

      or nevel from icarly

    • @zina2435
      @zina2435 Před 4 lety +9

      OH THAT’S WHO IT REMINDED ME OF LMAO

    • @oliviad4141
      @oliviad4141 Před 4 lety +4

      I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO THAT REMINDED ME OF

    • @scomo7yearsago958
      @scomo7yearsago958 Před 4 lety +3

      Carly Junod I thought it was me mcracker from ‘the fairly odd parents’...

    • @Evan-mt9rv
      @Evan-mt9rv Před 4 lety +1

      It reminded my of John mulaney when he says "ooh duckling"

  • @alastor1776
    @alastor1776 Před rokem

    is the intro music from the old info media thing from the early days of PC's and such. is went like "now everyone will love you, you have info media 2.0, you know stuff!!!"

  • @mastromjm
    @mastromjm Před 2 lety

    the way you casually dropped that disneyland electrical parade music in there at 4:51? you are appreciated

  • @Rachel-ud9er
    @Rachel-ud9er Před 5 lety +541

    *was he married to a guitar*

  • @Spoiled_Rat
    @Spoiled_Rat Před 5 lety +1100

    *Hey guys! I found the stories behind all the facts!!!*
    1) The woman in the first story was real! She was a black woman who lived in Blackville, South Carolina named Essie Dunbar. She died in 1955, 47 years after she was accidentally pronounced dead having a terrible seizure!
    2) I mean ... I guess we'll never be as cool as him...
    3) Pedro Martin Ureta's wife died in the 1970's. Him and his 4 kids hand planted each individual tree in memory of her. She loved guitars.
    4) IT ACTUALLY WAS IN HIS WILL LOL. Ron Harper asked his friends to scatter some of his ashes on the lake they went to the year before he passed away of cancer. But he also asked them to use some of his ashes as BAIT. They mixed them with meat, ended up catching one of the biggest fish that’s ever been caught in the area.
    5) Social psychologist Amy Cuddy gave a talk at the TEDGlobal 2012 about the scientific evidence behind power posing. Her research showed that standing or sitting a certain way, even for two minutes, raises testosterone levels and lowers the stress hormone cortisol.
    6) Yea.. i .. i don't care enough to do research on this fact lol.
    7) hitchBOT was created as a social experiment. The first hitchBOT was actually successful and managed to hitchhike across Canada and into Europe! The one in the United States however was found decapitated in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania ... almost immediately after it's release...
    8) Actually neither it's eyes nor mouth are in the picture. The "eyes" are just the bases of the antenna, and the "mouth" is a crease in the face. The teeth are bristles.
    9) I can't confirm whether or not it was every really considered "procedure", but it seems like when someone dies on a plane the body is typically left in it's seat and covered with a blanket (often moved to first class). But their are stories of British airlines giving eyemasks on and placing vodka tonics in peoples hands to "maintain dignity and respect for someone who passed away."
    10) Air needs to escape your face for humming to be possible. If your nose is plugged you can hum with your mouth open. Idc .. i actually don't count just making a noise as a hum >_> your not humming if your nose is blocked... i'm sorry danny.
    11) ... okay.
    12) Eli Thompson, the baby born without a nose, died at 2 years old in March of 2017 :(
    13) what the FUCK??? lmao
    14) Umm true. Surprisingly creepy.
    15) It sounds like someone murdered their wife and is asking for advice using a hypothetical situation.
    16) Okay.
    17) Sad.
    18) Pattie Mallette (Bieber's mother) suffered sexual abuse. After converting to Christianity she adopted a pro-life mindset and decided not to abort.

    • @SilentMidnightWinter
      @SilentMidnightWinter Před 5 lety +99

      Spoiled Rat 12.) The two men, only 19 and 21, were on top of a wind turbine in Deltawind’s Piet de Wit, a wind farm in the Netherlands, when there was an electrical short. They were 263 ft above the ground, doing routine maintenance only for the fire to trap them. It was almost impossible for firefighters to put out the blaze since it was so high. They held on to each other as the fire spread, one man burned alive, the other fell to his death.

    • @Spoiled_Rat
      @Spoiled_Rat Před 5 lety +39

      SilentMidnightWinter omg that is way too sad. thanks for adding though ❤️

    • @Breach27
      @Breach27 Před 5 lety +16

      Actually most commercial airliners have a coffin for corpses. They keep them in there until they land.

    • @SilentMidnightWinter
      @SilentMidnightWinter Před 5 lety +13

      Breach Yes, that's true they put corpses in the underside of the plane for transport. However, they can't put them in a coffin while in flight. There's literally no room to do that and where would they put it after they got him in the coffin. It would also attract too much attention and cause panic in the plane. Where would they even get the coffin and hide it in the cabin?

    • @Breach27
      @Breach27 Před 5 lety +2

      SilentMidnightWinter it isn't a coffin, i forvot what its called, but it's like a place where they pur rhe corpses on an airplane

  • @sugarcoatedslaughterhouse4937

    I had a teacher make me watch a Ted talk about that super hero pose thing. It’s called power posing or something similar, and there’s some kind of theoretical psychology behind it. Although that wasn’t about specifically, like, posing like a superhero it’s more like just avoiding being closed off to trick your brain into being confident for a little bit.

  • @emmarose7738
    @emmarose7738 Před 2 lety

    I come back to this so often it always makes me die laughing

  • @lejla5020
    @lejla5020 Před 3 lety +672

    Fun fact: ariana grande is born in her birthday
    CRAZYYYY RIGHT

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg Před 5 lety +1109

    Steve killed his wife infront of a bunch of people yet no one has the power to accuse him and send him to prison. How?
    Me: Steve is a politician.
    *BELIEVE IT!!!!*

    • @katepursley2201
      @katepursley2201 Před 4 lety +19

      Pratika Singh I said he mighta killed himself after? 🤔

    • @pippa_peg
      @pippa_peg Před 4 lety +6

      @@katepursley2201 Plausible

    • @BadWolf1237
      @BadWolf1237 Před 4 lety +32

      Pratika Singh I was gonna say, because he’s a straight white male. But... ya... a politician.

    • @electro.dash.666x7
      @electro.dash.666x7 Před 4 lety +18

      @@BadWolf1237 As Bo Burnham out it... *"Why did God curse me to be a straight, white male?"*

    • @Chewie-xm6tp
      @Chewie-xm6tp Před 4 lety +16

      The “BELIEVE IT” reminds me of naruto

  • @ShelTheHell
    @ShelTheHell Před 2 měsíci +1

    Everytime Danny does the “Mother” bit he always reminds me of Cicero from the Dark Brotherhood in Skyrim.

    • @AshleyxVlogs
      @AshleyxVlogs Před 2 měsíci

      Every time I hear it I think the same thing. lol finally someone else said it 😂

  • @lucyk9136
    @lucyk9136 Před rokem +1

    The closeup of that ant’s face is nightmare fuel 😮