Gender Reveal Parties
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Im not gonna watch this one, thanks anyways drew
Ok
cool👍🏼
lol smae
amazing idea. absolute genius why didn't i think of it
everyone say thank you drew
oh yeah the three genders: girl, boy and fire
@TheChancesOfBeyonceMurderingYouIsLowButNotZero fireboy and watergirl, the classic 2 player flash game
@@luasiaimas3566 We also have Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Ladydoor
Katara, Aang, and Zuko
Ha nice
Our son?
Don’t you mean
Arson?
LOL
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this comment isnt getting enough attention
i hope u didn't steal this comment, nevertheless nice comment.
Nice
''gender reveal parties are statistically more dangerous than dinosaurs'' is the best thing i've ever heard
They should make a movie called "Gender Reveal Park"
And you thought the Jurassic Park was a disaster
Maybe California needs to put a ban on gender reveal parties. People there don't have the brain cells to understand consequences or common sense.
No no, he's got a point
Fun fact: gender reveals have killed 100% more humans than dinosaurs have
It’s funny because it’s true.
“Hey honey should we have a gender reveal party?”
“Yeah that sounds fun! What bakery should we get the cake from?”
“..bakery? Nonono.. *military base.”*
@Avalanche Gaming I can just imagine a soldier trying to eat the military base while mumbling "the cake flavoring was a lie" while the rest of his squad just stare at him like "what the hell is he doing?"
@@quacker8538 Taste is explosive
@@manologamerss5801 if cake can have all flavour than what an all-flavour cake?
What "bakery" should we get the "cake" from?
nonono.. nuclear power plant!
PLEASE PUT "GENDER REVEAL PARTIES ARE STATISTICALLY MORE DANGEROUS THAN DINOSAURS" ON A T-SHIRT
Underrated comment
So I can wear it to Christmas dinner.
AnnaBanana Camp yes yes yES YES YES
Caps
I would buy the fuck out of that
If your baby's gender reveal ends in a horrific forest fire then the baby is going to be a demon.
I mean with how 2020 is already going....birth of the anti christ wouldn't honestly shock me that point....
@@SuperHexer123 HAHAHAHA
The birth of satan
...lowkey kinda want a movie about that now
@@KreeZafi there are plenty of movies about anti christ.
I've seen one good gender reveal party. Everyone stood on the front lawn, it must have been their whole extended family on both sides. Then someone on the other side of the house tied a pink balloon to their golden retrievers collar and let him run to the front lawn. Everyone was excited to see the balloon so they cheered, and the dog being a dog thought a whole group of people were cheering for him. So the dog was happy and ran around greeting everyone loving the attention, and everyone got to see the pink balloon. No fires, no one hurt, nothing harming nature. Just a win win situation
that is so cute
That's so cute 😭
Oh to be a simple dog
Gender reveal party: "It's a boy!"
20 years later: "Mom, dad, I'm trans."
Stupid parents: "What?! So you're saying your uncle died in that hot air balloon stunt for nothing?!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Trans people don't exist lmao. Transitioning means going from point A to point B. Cutting yourself up and wearing a wig does not make you go to point B, 100% of your DNA is still at A.
Lol just throw a second party and push your aunt of the top of a skyscraper, to celebrate you coming out
just hold another gender reveal party and make the aunt die in a hot air balloon stunt now
@@valenshinee Sex-Reveal party*
“Go handle your son. I can’t right now...” She said.
“My son?” He questioned, tilting his head to the side with a smile. She glared at him. She already knew what was coming, but it was to late to stop him. “Don’t you mean arson?”
😂
No fuckin way💀😂
Ahahaha ok you win
Communist arsonism everything will be eqully burned making everyone equally rich and poor
U deserve AT LEAST 10 likes for this. This is gold
They should name the kid Arson.
at the very least Carson
@@karysuizel or Grason (pronounced Grayson) standing for gender reveal arson
And this is our son...Arson
DaSkinThief LOVE THAT
He should be named ash
When I finally get prescribed testosterone, I’m gonna throw a gender reveal party. A transgender reveal party
hope you get your prescription soon!!
Please don't burn any forest down and remember explosivees are dangerous!
Congrats for your transition, it might take time but your gonna make it
Im gonna turn my high school reunion into a gender reveal party lmao
They really ought to call it a sex reveal party. But "gender" is a social construct people made up like ten seconds ago. People just said gender instead of sex because saying sex sounds weird, they meant the same thing. Then a bunch of pedos got together and made up the "gender" thing so they could get closer to children and call their abuse science
I hope you get the mental health help you need. I wish you the best.
how to make an actually good gender reveal party:
1. get a small cake
2. make the frosting blue or pink
3. cut it
4. s t e a l t h e m o o n
@@blockytheblock1stealth emoon
steal them oon
my biology teacher in 9th grade did something like this actually. she passed around cakepops with white frosting and pink/blue sprinkles that depending on what sex we thought the baby was, then the cake inside was the color indicating the actual sex. tbh i think a lot of us cared more about the cakepops
Yes those are the best ones tbh
My parents had a cool gender reveal. My mum gave birth to me, then a doctor picked me up and said ‘it’s a girl!’
Mine also went that way, but it sucked. My parents didn’t even show up
Mine was like that but they said boy for some reason it was weird
What a coincidence! My gender reveal went the same!
Vi Leonard same
Woah if only more people did that
That one guy who died at the gender reveal party:
"A soul for a soul"
call that equivalent exchange
copied😐
Them: “Yelp I guess I’ll die!”
Linhardt von Hevring call that the comment that said that before this one
That baby WILL mysteriously develop the same appearance and mannerisms as the person who died.
When my mom was pregnant with my brother, guess what she did! She went to the doctor, and then came home and said “it’s a boy!” And it was just as magical with less forest fires and dead grandmas
That’s how everyone else in the world do gender reveal. The whole “babies gender/shower….etc.” things aren’t not even a thing in any other countries.
I'm thankful that this "culture" of baby gender reveal hasn't come to my country, or at least hasn't been embraced by people I know. My parent's didn't have "gender reveal" party for me nor for my sister, nor did my cousins this year when they were pregnant.
I'm gonna have a "The genitals of my baby is none of your f*ing business"-Party.
Can I come?
@@eieiejjr Sure!
so is the wildfire gonna be grey?
a cake thats undyed and pink AND blue balloons. congrats! its a baby :)
Don't invite anyone. Buy cake, snacks and drinks (non-alcoholic) and you both have a good time. There won't be any time after the baby is born.
“Gender reveal parties are statistically more dangerous then dinosaurs”
Slap that on a shirt and i’ll buy it thanks
Yessssss!!!!!
Sameee!!!!
YES
Get this comment closer to the top, we need drew to see.
I refuse to believe this, no one died from an alligator last year?
Cutting the cake and it's blue means you're giving birth to megamind
I wish.
underated comment lmaoo
And if it's green, you're having a baby Shrek.
If it's yellow it's a minion
if it’s pink it’ll be peppa pig
Bomb explodes
“Congrats, it’s an orphan!”
🎉YaY🎉
Something poetic about a death at a gender reveal party. Net neutral
Nah because you gain one person who is definitely related to these whackos, and lose one who might not be.
"congrats! its a drew!" the doctor said as he revealed the baby danny.
This MUST become the pinned comment.
This was interesting to read lol!
Danny Gonzalez is the baby of Drew Gooden
If this doesn’t blow up in five seconds honestly.. oof
Not gonna lie, I was hoping for a Greg
The fact that the gender reveal fire killed a fire fighter is depressing. They performed such a dangerous stunt that now someone is dead. His family won’t get to see him again because someone decided that they just had to use that pyrotechnic to tell the world their babies gender. Rest In Peace.
A grandmother fire fighter also died
They couldnt just tell their family with a cute card in the mail or whatever. They had to do something OTT because they're special and want to set off pyro in the middle of wildfire season. I honestly hope they remember all the lives they ruined with their dumb stunt for the rest of their days.
Seriously! Its horribly selfish
@@lozpopo I think it's time to bring back familial shaming. In this case, let's keep that shame up for a couple generations
The Crowing dishonor
when my mom was pregnant with my much younger sister, she took me out of school 1 hour early, told me i was having a sister, and took me to ice cream. best. gender. reveal. ever.
"Ginger reveal parties" 0:40
This would be so much better than a gender reveal party. Is it a boy? Is it a girl? No! Its a fucking Ginger!
OHHHHH so gingers don’t lack _souls_ - they just lack genders! (or sex, i guess?) must’ve been a mistranslation or something. we’ve been bullying them for all the wrong reasons!
At least if you catch it early enough you wouldn't have to take it to term and be stuck with it
@@mcgoo721why are you talking about being ginger like it's a disease?
@nahbruh419 it is /j
@@nahbruh419 yeah those kids are kinda gross ngl. My mom said if I came out ginge she'd have dyed my hair my whole life. But even then you can tell. The skin, smell, etc.
“sure, three forests burned down and a couple people died *but* , its a girl!”
Firefighters: Understandable, have a nice day
Oh was it a girl? I joked with my brother a week ago “Did they ever find out the gender before they created a huge forest fire”?
Ron the Auraknight it was a boy, I forget their name, maybe Chris or something like that.
All that for a Chris
@@soul7445 merry christmas!
well actually the baby's gender was "fire" so i guess things went perfectly
aaron the smoke was blue, the fire made the sky red... is it a sign??
LMAO I'M DEAD
*the baby’s a firebender*
Everything was chill until the Fire Nation had a gender reveal party
Holy shit! Their child is Zuko!
When i first heard of "a gender reveal party", i foolishly assumed it was like a tansgender thing where somebody came out as trans by hosting a big party to get their friends and family on board
I really hope that this idea of a gender reveal party catches on and eventually replaces the current one.
That would be a fun venue for giving hand-me-downs etc to someone who may be trying to build a whole new wardrobe
Honestly, a lot better than any gender reveal I've seen.
Some t people do that when they come out.
Sounds stupid lmao
the concerning part isn't even the horrible gender reveal parties, but the fact that the people throwing them are about to be parents to ACTUAL little humans, like those babies never had a chance huh
Literally everyone: Bombs are dangerous and unpredictable.
Stupid parents: Haha, cake go boom
Nuke flavored cake
Not smoke bombs they're not dangerous like how most fire works are smoke bombs and mostly misty and that's it
@xX Egyptian Flower Xx except officer Tenpenny
And it's a boy
Grandma go boom
Imagine growing up knowing that your gender reveal party killed someone
That would be terrible
Imagine growing up knowing that your gender reveal party killed someone and it wasn't even the accurate gender because you're transgender
@@isabelberger9441 a lil education for you. Non binary people actually are trans! Identifying as anything besides your birth gender is trans! Have a good day :)
if they are anything like their parents i don't think they'd learn a lesson from that lol good ol' memories
ShakyBarbarian okay but that doesn’t count when you’re first born. You’re either a boy or girl
I had an aunt do a sex reveal party our family was not very pleased but the council of gay cousins definitely was with the use of proper terms
I feel terrible for the people harmed in these incidents, as well as in the fires, but I also feel so bad for the kids who are born from these terrible things. a kid is growing up out there with the weight of a death on their shoulders because of their parents stupid descisions. :(
who’s here before the “I was the Wildfire Gender Reveal Baby” video 15 years from now? 🙋🏻♀️
Storytime: My Gender Reveal Party KILLED My Grandma
My genitalia wreaked havoc throughout the whole country and ceased the existence of innocent lives. Well, anyway i'm actually non-binary so not only did they cause unneeded destruction due to blatant stupidity, they also got my color wrong. That's all, please make sure to press the like button and subscribe, also don't forget to hit the notification bell.
Id be too embarass to reveal myself tbh
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"Gender reveal parties are statistically more dangerous than dinosaurs" I hate that he's correct in saying that
I love it
Well yes but actually no
When he changes the title 😞
I saw an image of people dumping blue paint into a river for a gender reveal. This happened suring a drought. This was a village's only source of water.
For a second i thought you were gonna say dump paint on the baby
My parents had a gender reveal thing when I was a baby. It was called the ultrasound appointment, and then they just told people I was a boy.
instead of gender reveal parties, people should just start throwing baby showers. yk like the pregnancy party that already exists??
yesssss like why does it matter whether it’s a boy or girl like🙃
Most people I know have been doing both.... like, why???
It’s just beyond weird/deadly anymore with these extras. Thankfully, the people I know have either shown the “deciding” ultrasound picture at their baby showers or just went with neutral themes because they are hoping to have another baby again and don’t want to spend a ton of money on a party instead of their future children. There’s no explosives, no illegal pyrotechnics or machinery... just a request of diapers. I seriously don’t understand some people.
@@definitelynotalightweaver8739 ego
and is actually fun
"I'm upset that people are stupid," is the perfect motto for 2020.
Nope. The perfect motto for life.
Agreed. The clip of that lady saying that in this video made me cackle cause it’s so true.
it fits this year perfectly.
2016: this can't be happening
2017: this is not normal
2018: Don't panic
2019: it is what it is
2020: I'm just upset that people are stupid
@@tarettime9392 we are living in the darkest timeline. "I'm upset that people are stupid," is just a coping mechanism sdjskd
The same people who say "don't make such a big deal about gender, snowflake 😡" also set off tannerite to tell you whether their unborn child has a p or a d
You have that so backwards. They aren't the ones overly caring about gender lmao. They see gender as a normal part of life and know that there's only 2 and then stop thinking it.
It's the people who cry and whine when someone "missgenders them" and then won't stop talking about it then claims there is 17 genders and won't stop until your family is dead if you say otherwise that are obsessed with gender 🤦♀️
I wonder if my child has a parrot or a D-47 defense pistol
for some reason I interpreted “p or d” as “penis or dick” and I was really confused for about 8 seconds
Criminal penalties for these kinds of things can be pretty low because they can only get them on the same charge as accidentally starting a fire a lot of the time, but Oregon had an interesting strategy of assigning every tree a value and suing the person who caused the fire for that amount
my aunt did a gender reveal where she just took her ultrasound out of an envelope it’s that easy
Not enough fiery destruction 0/10.
Justyna Słomińska if you’re joking than this is really darn funny
my aunt cut a cake.
guys I'm sure she just looked at the ultrasound and then when anyone asked she just said the gender
Rania Also have to point out that the OP never said anything about a gender reveal PARTY. For all we know that person was revealing the gender to one other individual.
The “I am upset that people are stupid” lady speaks for all of us, all the time.
Queen shit
I identified with that woman.
Yes.
That needs to be video of the year
*americans
I wonder how that kid's going to feel knowing that his gender reveal party burned up two counties in California.
Couple watching a house fire:
“Why is the smoke gray?”
“Yeah, like what are they going to make the child nonbinary?”
“Yeah really, like you’re just pushing your choices on your children now.”
If crazy people were pro-trans:
""Our kid is nonbinary!!"
*doctor grabs a cigar clipper and goes for the baby*
Mom: gets pregnant
The Dad: *preparing a nuke*
It’s a bo- *BOOM*
Explosion bigger than Hiroshima
Even bigger explosion if its not the gender the mom wanted
Woman: "I am upset that people are stupid."
Pretty accurate quote for this year.
2020 is a suckfest on top of a dumpster fire on top of trump tower.
*wheeze*
Does it only apply for this year tho?
😂OMG YES
Pretty accurate quote for the entire history of the human species you mean
6:49
Joseph Joestar was flying that damn plane I kid you not
We don't speak that name.
As someone who works at a park, the least favorite part of my job is picking up blue confetti every Monday morning after the weekend
Damn
“I am upset that people are stupid” me too, random woman, me too.
I love your top quality spices
I read your comment before I saw the video so I thought that you referred to Drew with the random woman
I was kinda disappointed to see an actual woman
I wish we still left stupid ppl to die like in the caveman times :(
too bad its a ratio of 10000 stupid people to 1 smart person
@@charlene9489 why thank you very much! 😂
This just in: Florida Man realizes he's the only regular man in Florida and that everyone else in the state is crazy
He barely makes it but I think Charlie from Moist Critikal/Pengiunz0 is "normal" too
As a chaotic gremlin in Florida, this is accurate
@@ravenrose9688 Cr1trikal*
@@jacksonpercy8044 my bad
You spelt it wrong too, dummy
That kid is probably walking now. Imagine going to school and being the kid who indirectly caused a wildfire just by being conceived
yeah you'd have to live with the knowledge that you're related to idiots and probably not adopted
My parents didn’t do a gender reveal party or anything. My mum said ‘ shouldn’t it be a sex reveal party not a gender reveal party’. Also I’m mtf so I’m extra glad that they didn’t lol.
"If the smoke is pink, it's a girl
If the smoke is blue, it's a boy"
If the smoke is black, then we're screwed
If the smoke is yellowish green, then you have died of chlorine inhalation.
"Congratulations!!! It's a. . .hell spawn?"
Congrats, it's an emo!
And the baby is...
NOT YOURS! :D
aAAAAND CONGRATS ITS A DEATH!!! :D
The poor kid who's gender reveal party cost the state 8 million dollars is gonna be shunned more than Naruto was...
What about Gaara?
That kid is satan
" I could change my name and ride up to Seattle"
@@mikirin3349 We don't want him either. The air is absolute crap up here.
i love this reference, and it's totally correct
I just thought of a Sci-Fi horror script where people are not allowed to have a baby unless and old person is willing to die, at an "in with the new, out with the old" ceremony.
i went to a gender reveal party once. it was one of the most miserable times of my life and ive been homeless before
The woman who started gender reveal parties started them because she had had several miscarriages, all before she reached the point they could tell the sex. She had a gender reveal party more to celebrate the success of the pregnancy and making to that point for the first time. I think hers was just a cake or something. I feel so bad for her because she wasn't trying to start anything like this level of stupid theatrics...
Even she made a post stating please stop doing these stupid dangerous gender reveals
And now her child identifies as non-binary
Aww, that’s so sad. I really hope nothing bad happend to her or the baby. ♥️
@@starcherry6814 yeah now she doesn't even like gender reveals since a child doesn't know their gender until they're born
@@starcherry6814 And now her child believes there is no gender at all
imagine a kid asks his parents one day “hey mum how did grandma die?” and they have to tell them that grandma died on their gender reveal party 💀
ugh.. that happened here in Nebraska, and not far from me...
Imagine that kid coming out as trans later in life
Oh gosh
R. Lynn ?
liam jones-tran it’s because the gender reveal wouldn’t matter anymore
2:50 just to clarify tannerite is actually legal, you have to buy it and mix it but it's extremely safe, it detonates when you shoot it so it's used for target practice sometimes
the problem was that this guy had uh
a lot.
Yes, actually having predesigned kits from a store is *much* safer than leaving hillbillies to mix up their own explosive devices at home.
@@TheReaverOfDarkness but it's funny
12:21
He exploded to reveal the gender of course.
Imagine your parents eating some cake for your gender reveal party but set a whole state on fire for your sibling
"But MOM! Why didn't you set a forest on fire for ME? I'm clearly not the favourite child!"
We clearly know who the favorite child is :/
Oh geez, yeah, I never actually considered the kid who isn’t born yet finding out about what happened with their gender reveal party. Finding out their grandma died because of it... Finding out a state’s population and environment was thrown into chaos by a huge fire... If I was one of those kids I feel like I’d hate gender roles even more than the average child.
@@silvermoon2281 wait, the grandmother DIED???
They should name her Azula
imagine standing in front of satan and having to tell him u died by a gender reveal party
"yeah,, so uh,, you know how jason bought some explosives?? well.."
yeah p funny to me
You whould be taller then the devil
Satan : what the fvck Richard
Ur at 420 likes so im sorry i cant like it but here, ^^^
drew's exaggerated southern accent is absolutely beautiful, i love this man.
“Let’s set off a nuclear bomb, if it pink then it’s a girl, and blue it a boy!”
the unfortunate thing is, the woman who popularized gender reveals actually had a very good reason to do it. she had had quite a few miscarriages before she even got to find out the gender of the baby, so when she finally got her pregnancy to the point where they could determine the sex, she wanted to celebrate. it’s such a shame that so many people take it too far
my aunt's had the same problem before and she recently did it when she found out the baby's gender and knew it'll eventually be born healthy. Next thing you know we cause a forest fire lmao.
Betsy B and on top of that, she has since come forward to say that the extreme focus on gender makes her particularly uncomfortable because her child is gender non-conforming, so......it’s pretty sad that people are going to such great lengths for a “tradition” she regrets creating
@@luanafernandesoliveira3291 that is the biggest fucking irony of all of this.
@@luanafernandesoliveira3291 She wanted to celebrate reaching a point of fetal development that she had tried so hard to get to. I'm happy for her, and her child.
But, dear people who had unprotected sex
Put the bombs away. You don't know your kids gender, just genitals. Just make a cake, I get it, cake is yummy and you are pregnant. Put the bombs away for the love of god we don't have time for this.
If people want to celebrate and throw a party, then they should just do the thing where they cut the cake and there’s pink or blue inside.
Imagine being the baby who’s gender reveal party caused an entire state to go up in flames
That'd be awesome
@Ned Kelly michael langdon 🙈
that is my life long dream
Poor baby is never gonna have a college fund, let alone food
now imagine if that baby turned out to be trans, that would be perfect!
These should stay private family affairs. My brother and sister-in-law had the immediate family record videos about what we thought the gender would be, put them together and then recorded their dogs with balloons to revel it. Perfectly fine and fun for us
12:56 Drew: "Thanks for sticking around until the end of the video, you have a great attention span."
Me, who has been watching this while I play a game: *Sweating intensifies*
JUST GIVE ME PINK OR BLUE CUPCAKES AND I WILL GIVE YOU A PACK OF DIAPERS AND THAT'S IT.
Or, you known, they could just fuckin say the gender. No scratch that, I don't want people telling me what genitalia their newborns have. I'll ask if I feel like knowing it.
@@pascalsimioli6777 well they have to have some excuse for hosting a second baby shower and getting end more gifts, colored cupcakes are a way to do that
awesome profile pic, high five brother!
Out of The Hat j
Or a balloon with confetis
Would love if Drew had a channel with him giving his opinions and insights on current events, movies, history or whatever, but more educational than entertaining. Don't get me wrong: I think Drew is hella funny and the rants are my favorite. But under the humor, Drew is not only smart, but an engaging teacher. I think people who wouldn't ordinarily watch or read the news would actually listen and learn a thing or two from Drew.
As a person with a vagina, every time I see a man bummed he's having a girl, a part of me dies. As a nonbinary person, I find people's obsession with kid's crotches creepy & archaic. Just be happy it's healthy & human.
Why? One bad move from the father and he can mess up the girl's life forever which is what he's concerned about.
The father knows that a female would have a bigger target on her back from men. Can be manipulated into doing things she might regret by other men. That if he is a bad father, that his daughter might end up with bad men and make bad decisions.
It's a lot of pressure raising a daughter and protecting your daughter.
@@imacarguy4065 Huh?? If that were true, then the father would express anxiety and concern instead of *disappointment* or even rage. The mentality for most of these fathers is that they think either they'll never be able to relate to a daughter or that a daughter is inherently worth less than a son or that they're somehow less of a man for having a daughter (all based on bullshit preconceived gender roles).
And also, with one bad move, moms can mess up their child's life too?? Sons can easily be messed up by their fathers?? None of the shit you said is restricted by gender (except that women are statistically more likely to be the victim of violence/abuse from men, yes, because that's a product of the system men have made) because anyone can manipulated, end up with bad people, and make bad decisions, either with good OR bad parents.
This video made me a lot more comfortable with Drew because you could tell from how he was talking in it that he agrees on how stupid gender reveal parties are.
@@imacarguy4065 so you acknowledge that women are predated on by men, but your reaction is “god I hope I never have a daughter, so I don’t have to experience that trauma even second hand”
Drew at his own child’s gender reveal party: “Hey guy”
Even if it’s a girl
ツPotato Yep
ツPotato But I feel like the prophecy is destined to have his first child be a boy specifically for this joke to work
Can't wait to see him become a dad 🥰
ツPotato hey guyn’t
why don’t people just cut a cake with the color inside like jeez
And then put incendiaries in the cake right?
And then the fetus inside the cake
Or if you NEED a "spectacle", fill a massive box with blue or pink balloons, and open the box. Nevermind. People would do that outside and animals would pay the price for that.
Cut a cake.
and when you cut the cake open it activates the 34 small bombs inside the cake
Or just like... don't assign genders.
ill never understand why people care sm about their babys genitals
I think maybe what they care about more is preserving the notion that the genitals are somehow tied to the person's cultural expression.
It’s weird that there’s a kid somewhere just living having no idea that they started a giant ass fire before they were even born
"Just found out the baby's gender omg! Honey, do the thing!"
*Separates Florida from the rest of the continent with a trail of pink in the ocean*
Finally, a gender reveal that adds to the community
Why does everyone hate florida.... you make me so sad... 🥺😞
@@pastelguts6182 because its a overly humid crackhead infested wasteland with wrinkly beasts that are 300 million years old(alligators and retirees)
@@allison8076 LMAO
@@pastelguts6182 I chose Florida because it kinda sticks out so it would be easier to break off lol
I had a gender reveal. It went a little something like this:
Ultrasound tech: It looks like it's a boy.
Husband and me: cool.
I literally thought the word boy was dog ahbfhbvghb
same 😂
Wait you didnt blow up the doctor with a bomb you ate that was blue
But...how can you enjoy this moment if you don’t share it with strangers online for a fleeting dopamine hit?
Same! She put a little arrow pointing to his bits and printed it out and now I have that to embarrass him with when he's older. 😈
Bout to have my gender reveal soon. I’m just having it at a restaurant and the icing on the inside of the cake is revealing whether if it’s a boy or girl…
That sounds like a fun party! Cake gender reveal parties make sense, it’s just the pyrotechnics that are absolutely insane lol
Congrats btw!
@@paneofglass thank you!
What was the gender?
What was it?
-saying-what-gender-your-kid-is-
*burning a forest*
Petition to make Smokey’s new catchphrase *”I am upset that people are stupid”*
I second this.
I third this
even fourth this!....
Fifth this
Sixth this
My aunt did a gender reveal partyy where she just texted the gender of the babies to the group chat. Best party 10/10
Same here we'll I just heard it from my parents who got an email about the genders of my cousins
people don't even do gender reveals here lmao, hell my mom didn't even know I'm a girl and named me as a guy even after I was born lmao
We dont do genderreaveal parties but my nan did just say the name and was like oh yeah its a girl
@@Medeinathetrashcan334 well some names could count as a girl or boy
@Anal Farmer true, if no one dies or property didn't get destroyed it's not a gender reveal party
i just got a legitimate ad for a gender reveal cannon company on this video (Tori and Jon with Poof There It Is Cannons, your comedic timing was incredible to say the least) i got much too far into the ad before i realized it wasnt a bit for the video...
The other thing abt gender reveal parties ( more like sex reveal parties imo ) is some people aren't happy with the sex they get and that just isn't right. Of course, often these people still absolutely love their child no matter what, but I still think that "gender" reveal parties aren't necessary bc you can also start assuming things about the child b4 they are born. Which is technically fine since they can't think for themselves until a certain age, but still you get the point. Personally I think "gender" reveal parties are best used a convenience on what to buy, but it doesn't matter if your 5 month old wears blue or pink.
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Bruh imagine growing up learning that your gender reveal party caused a forest fire...
Imagine growing up learning your gender reveal party killed your grandmother
Imagine growing up knowing you had a gender reveal party
Your gender reveal party also costed 8 million dollars in damage
Imagine growing up
Ok, but what if when they die they get cremated?
I read the background as “happy not burn yet” and I think that equally applies
IcAnTsLeEp BcOfThAtViDeO many people think of the same thing✨
Also, do you REALLY care that much?
how are you meant to read it
that’s what it’s supposed to look like
@@finlaylonghurst born. not born yet. because the party is during the pregnancy
my cracked screen made it look like that lol
If I have any kids, when there born I’m going to say “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!”
Idea for a destructive gender reveal party, Put a coloured powder inside the moon, blow up the moon.
No need to thank me for this awesome gender reveal party Idea.
The family behind the gender reveal fires are lucky that their names are not in the news
If they were black then absolutely the news would have thrown their names all over the place.
Marga Esperanza Honestly I’m glad they’re names or identities weren’t revealed but only for the baby. Imagine growing up and everyone constantly reminding you that your parents’ dumb move caused a whole forest fire that did millions in damage. Seriously, poor kid. They had no control and are literally not even born yet! Yeah I suppose word will get around eventually but hopefully only on a more local scale and the baby won’t be know as the baby who’s gender reveal caused the distruction of countless acres
@@jordavi7501 not everything is about race Jordan
@@jordavi7501 It's supposed to be a funny video and you somehow made it about race...
@@dancetrance101 Tell that to the dems.
when did popping balloons and cutting a cake become boring? imagine telling the kid that grandma died while we were having a gender reveal for you
gender reveal parties are dumb lol
Lol gay good
Or ya know, the classic yelling "It's a boy/girl!"
@Painted_Hologram They are, at best, excuses to throw a party. Which isn't bad.
... _at best._
@Painted_Hologram character development
what are you smoking to think that setting off a flamethrower while surrounded by dry grass is not going to end in tragedy
I’ve seen this so many times and it makes a perfect point every time. Still holds up.
When I found out my girlfriend was a pregonaut, we decided to mercilessly gun down an entire crowd full of people and the gender of the sole survivor remaining was the gender of the baby! Haha, it was so cute, people were just screaming with joy. Or maybe it was sheer terror? No, it was definitely joy at our cute gender reveal idea
lmaoooooo
Awww. I hate that our society is so rasist that they can’t accept you having fun.
soooo...was it a boy or girl?
@@EdgerunnerDG wait... is that a cod joke??
she was wat-
Gender reveal parties are pointless because there's only one gender.
It's nerf or nothing.
i choose nothing
@@emmayount8458 same
@@emmayount8458 I'm sorry for your miscarriage
I chose a bad version of nerf
I choose boomco
i went to a baby shower for my cousin who’s having a kid and he’s gonna be a boy. they’re already imposing a personality completely composed of dinosaurs on him and it was kinda strange to be there
"Alright, let's see is it our daughter or our son..."
"Its.... ARSON!! YEAH!!!"
*cuts to the building on fire while everyone is celebrating*
i don’t usually like gender reveal parties, but this one was lit.
the entire state gets to care about your baby now- it’s not just your son. it’s arson.
I see what you did there, well done Piper :)
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'Gender reveal parties are the world's stupidest tradition'
They're literally only a thing in the US 😂
That sounds about right, then
It's also hardly a "tradition". It seems like it's only been around for 10 years.
I swear everyone i've mentioned gender reveal parties to has never heard of it. It really is an American thing
Something the US does can still be the stupidest thing in the world. Give us some credit. There's a lot of idiots here
having a party where you announce the sex of your baby while simultaneously setting half of your country on fire is aggressively american - I know we humans are getting stupider by the minute but come on it's not a competition
i asked drew what upstart was. he then responded "not much you?" then laughed hysterically while mercilessly beating the shit out of me
I can hear your Boston/New Yorker/New Jersian accent in this, also where I live in So-Cal, one of the driest places in California, fireworks themselves are banned, so just looks like a loophole for deadly explosives