Jeff Bezos is a Cartoon Villain
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more like jeff peezos
My name jeff
Come on Eddy, GET EM!
shit pisszos
Gottem
haha good one eddy, I love you
*evil bald* is such a recognizable trait
ooga booga
oiga boiga
Ooga boogs
oosga booag
I mean, just because he acts really weird and acts like a villain doesn't mean he's actually done villainess things. Like, he's donated over 100 million dollars to food banks during the coronavirus pandemic and 10 billion dollars to climate change. Would an evil person do that ?
You failed to mention that 2 of his streaming service’s most successful shows have an evil Superman in it, which seems like anti Superman propaganda to me
My God...
My god you're right.....
If he’s Lex then who is Superman supposed to be a symbol for?
@@niftyspiffyguy superman
oh goodness
Jeff is probably the kind of guy to go “Curses! Foiled again!” Whenever a minor inconvenience happens
I read this in Mr Burns’ voice.
Then I realised Mr Burns is kind of a sweetheart compared to most billionaires
He's definitely just the principal from Clone High
Shouldn't we all.
He’s the type of guy to own yellow minions in his basement as he’s gru
@@ross9944gru from despicable me
That custom yacht was being constructed in Rotterdam. It was too large to fit underneath this historical landmark bridge, so they were planning (and got permission from the city) to demolish this bridge just so he could get his yacht out. After massive backlash from politicians and citizens, the city canceled these plans luckily. This man is the literal definition of a cartoon villain.
How he got his yacht out if the city didn't demolish the bridge?
@@SkyRied1 the bridge would have to be demolished if the yacht was completed in Rotterdam. It was towed out and taken to germany while still incomplete.
@@dimitrisdimitriadis4913 Oh okay. Thanks for the update!
actual mr burns plot
The bridge was going to be disassembled then reassembled as it was for maintenance a few years earlier. The brain rot idiocy of youtube comments sections is pathetic.
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This must be the clone Gus was talking about on the podcast!
Why this dude think he more powerful then jeft bezos. All talk no action 😂😂😂🤣
@@Saiputera ?
@@lavasharkandboygirl9716 just report his comments. He's been spamming the same comment in a bunch of reply threads.
"Bezos eating iguana" has strong "Saturn Devours his Son" vibes.
Most underrated comment right here. First time I saw that painting it gave me nightmares.
I hate that I know that painting by name and could immediately see the resemblance. It’s uncanny.
Truer words never spoken.
bezos is a cannibal then
Why this dude think he more powerful then jeft bezos. All talk no action 😂😂😂🤣
There is nothing like getting off a call telling your therapist about how being poor gave you an eating disorder and watching a video of man talking about how “ready made yachts” just “didn’t have the appeal” he wanted.
There's nothing like the knowledge that tens of thousands of people could've been lifted from poverty with 0.27% of his wealth. He could literally end world hunger. No joke. If he and some other billionaire dedicated their wealth they could not only feed *everyone* in the world *right now* but they could build the infrastructure to keep doing that in future. Corrupt government officials getting in the way? He can afford to bribe them. Kim Jong Un getting in the way? Well, good thing he makes FOUR TIMES the annual GDP of North Korea. He could pay for a coup and it wouldn't leave a dent on him.
Eddy's like the crazy guy in movies who preaches against the one person who rises to power and gets ignored, but is eventually proven right and tracked down by the protagonist... Only to find that he's now a reclusive hermit living in solitude. After refusing the protagonists offer to join him, he has a moment clarity and joins the fight right at the end.
And bezos is about to defeat the main protagonist while saying some weird monologue, only to get attacked by eddy. The main protagonist then says something like “eddy your back!”
@@elliottowens8913this was a good movie, thanks for the recommendation
@@elliottowens8913 And after kicking Jeff's ass, Eddy then turns to the protagonist and says "It's actually pronounced Burback."
@@michaelramsey82 "Fuck! I've been calling him bareback all this time! I thought it was a hero nickname!"
eddy is the onceler basically
It's not just the laugh, it's the way he keeps his eyes wide open while laughing as if hes sizing up his next meal
Oh God I choked on my boba at 1 am reading this 😭
@@mariagiani9628 same :((((
Best comment!
He’s part raptor. 😂😂😂
@@mariagiani9628 never watch/read/listen to funny things while drinking/eating boba, it's a bad combo to say the least. I can't even eat boba normally without almost choking 😂😂
Being bald doesn't make you evil, "evil bald" seems to be when they had hair before and the baldness was part of their evil transformation
This
He had hair… until he got a taste of power… lol
i think its also because he was smiling in all his hair-headed photos, now he just deadpans, and he has some lazy eyelid shit. because it doesn't matter how he looks, he's rich enough to buy your opinions and make them perfect for him
Opposite of One Punch Man
This is the moment Jeff Besos became Heisenberg
The picture of him eating an iguana is a direct threat to Mark Zuckerberg
He went from looking like "I sell books" to looking like "I sell the souls of the innocent for profit."
One of my bald friends laughs similarly and it's genuine. He has a beard, however. That's where all of his goodness is kept.
The sound between a great laugh and a villain laugh is similar, but depends on the wielder
🤣
So the difference between Kingpin and Santa's laughs is the beard
laughter is in the ear of the beholder
Your friend has a hearty laugh like most bald guys with beards do
imagine jeff’s mom’s reaction when she tickled him as a kid
His biological dad has the same laugh
@@ojsimpson9516 So the evil runs in the family?
@@05bastille im pretty sure he left jeff as a kid
@@intensivecareunitpee5838 Oh dear god we’re all gonna die aren’t we
MWAHAHAHAHA
If Bezos gave every Amazon employee an $105,000 bonus he’d have the same amount of money as he did at the beginning of the pandemic
Jeff Bezos is a cartoon villain and Elon Musk is the second in command to a cartoon villain who seems like a doofus but is actually way, way worse than the cartoon villain
Jeff Bezos is Gru from despicable me and Elon musk is that guy who wore an orange jump suit and had an obvious hair transplant
They’re both supervillains from despicable me 😂
@@Alphoric Vector?
jeff laughs like a man who has never laughed in his life but has heard ppl laugh and hated it everytime they did it
Wow that's... That's specific...
I love it
im pissing myself thats so finny
.....
Jeffs laugh combined with his eyes is just chilling
It's haunting
I really thought Eddy was exaggerating but that shit actually gave me the chills.
@then ur awesome 🙄
why doesnt he blink. why
Horrifying even
I'm sick of people who put billionaires like Bezos and Musk on a pedestal just because they're good businessmen and "tHeY sTaRtEd ThEiR oWn BuSiNeSs FrOm NoThInGgggG." Having money doesn't mean you're a good person.
wait are bezos and musk actually bad people? i assumed the whole villain thing was just people memeing on them?
@@limeyell0w945 to be that rich you have to exploit people
I don’t know much about Bezos but I know that Musk rivals with Nick Cannon when it comes to spreading his seed
Daddy Musk bought an Emerald mine. Saying he built ANYTHING from nothing has "small loan of a million dollars" vibes lol
@@limeyell0w945 Amazon treats their workers like crap and have pretty much centralised the internet into AWS
I had a band teacher in middle school who looked uncannily similar to Jeff Bezos and loved Star Wars. He also kinda gave off cartoon villain vibes, but more the villain who is actually more chaotic neutral than true evil. He was:
1: Bald
2: Had a somewhat villain-esque laugh
3: Interested in space (Star Wars)
4: Had almost scary levels of talent with the trombone
5: Was very chaotic
6: Had a “weapon” (a plastic glow in the dark lightsaber that was specifically the red one)
7: The most damning piece of evidence; he once showed our class the entire old Star Wars Christmas Special, so he obviously has a desire to see others suffer
Truly a monster beyond comprehension.
Eddy doesn't make videos often, but when he does, he makes powerful enemies.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Eddy has discovered the secret door to high society.
Who’s that one guy who wanted to kill him
Oh no it’s Jeff’s account!
The Eminem of creators...., "shuts em up quick!!" 🤣 🤣 🤣
Dr. Bezos is after eddy now
“He’s recently divorced I don’t know what he’ll do” fucking killed me
8:50 this is literally his villain flashback scene where it’s revealed that the he actually used to be a weird little nerd in the past💀💀💀
Like in the Lorax
youre real funny
Dr. Nefarious energy.
I live 5 minutes away from the largest Amazon factory in the US and I can hear the cartoon villain sound effects from my house. These include sounds such as “villainous 1930’s work whistle”, “ominous thunder”, and “cartoony laughter followed by statements of something being alive”
"He's recently divorced and I don't know what he'll do" is such a good line
Give a man a couple billion dollars and then leave him alone to his own devices alone and hurt, good combo
Holy shit I read this comment as he said it
I feel like Jeff’s body is the size of a baby and he just has a robot suit that makes him look big
So he is his own MiniMe?
are you insinuating that he’s the villain from boss baby 2 ?
Like that episode of pinky and the brain where brain makes a big suit to go on a game show
Sick Boss Baby 2 reference 😎
Sick ben ten reference
I've worked in the Amazon warehouse about two years and the way we are treated is beyond despicable. They have made my warehouse work on our weekends for 4 months, forced us to work extra days, increased our daily mandatory overtime, covered up injuries and someone just died recently. We all have horrible joint and tension injuries that they refuse to address so we are forced to work with them. During Christmas months, yes months we have to work 6 12 hour shifts a week which if you saw the work you would know how terrible that is.
All these billionaires didn't "start from the bottom" they all had wealthy/powerful family. They all started with millions, not an empty bank account.
Lmao that's funny
So how wealthy was Jeff Bezo's family when he was born?
@@Sewblon rich enough to escape Cuba
@@russiaprivjet Cubans who arrived in the U.S. before 1980 Like Bezo's dad have a median household income of $38,000 per-year. They are not rich.
@@Sewblon they were elite
I thought Jeff was gonna say “I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that rich”
That would be so tasteless but actually pretty funny.
Me too
“They even made that anime off of me… Cowboy Burback” I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did.
Oh I thought it was Burback Mountain… 🧐
@@phil-c was just going to comment this
Y'all excited for that live action Cowboy Burback coming out?
Lmao I was not ready for that
@@CerealNMilkk Eddy should’ve played Spike Spiegel.
Most normal people have multiple stages of laughter, where they might start with a light chuckle and then progress to a heartier laugh. Jeff goes from zero to belly laugh almost instantly, regardless of the situation.
5:16 “he is recently divorced Idk what he”ll do” had me chocking and rolling down on the ground 💀
something also to consider is that Jeff's aware of cartoon villainy. He's also rich enough that if he wanted hair, he'd have it. So the real question is, how much of this cartoonish villainy is on purpose
The man wouldn't even need fake hair, Jeff Bezos could basically hire someone to create the cure to baldness.
A lot of times when men who are bald are already in the public eye they don't want to get hair implants because they know they are going to get roasted horribly. I highly doubt he gives the slightest shit about "cartoon villany" or the fact he appears that way to some people. He's the CEO of the largest corporation in the world and owns countless companies and organizations. He has no time for that silliness.
@@tgreaux5027 I would enjoy this reply if this whole comment section wasn't joking, and if everyone actually thought Jeff Bezos was a cartoon villian. Sadly for you Greaux, this is not the case.
@@tgreaux5027 it always makes me giggle watching presumably middle class people defend billionaires and trying to figure out which thing set them off. was it the bald thing? it's 2021, people are way less shallow now in general. being bald isn't a big deal like it was in the 90s and before. (it never should have been, but trends are dictated by whatever makes money, so...)
@@tgreaux5027 Elon musk didn’t care
Shrek is the movie you couldn't remember, the one with Pinocchio.
Thank you, it was killing me not remembering that also. You're a life saver
Don’t you mean Shrek 2?
Can we all agree that shrek for ever after is the best shrek film
@@alistairwimbush4454 it’s 1000% not.
my list
1. shrek 2
2. shrek
3. shrek 3
4. shrek 4
@@alistairwimbush4454 fuck no
If I was a billionaire I’d straight up act like a cartoon villain all the time for fun.
I’d wear a sick cape, refer to my mansion as my “Lair”, I’d call my employees henchmen.. etc.
But then I’d just do really nice things for everyone and help save the world.
Because all of the other billionaires like to appear as good guys but act like villains, so I’d appear as a villain and act like a good person.
I’d be like “Tomorrow I will take over a children’s hospital and release a swarm of robots! Mwuahahaha! Aaahahahahaha! (Throw in a little Bezos to really sell the evil laugh) and then I’d just buy a struggling children’s hospital and give them a bunch of janitorial robots, robot doctors, surgical robots.. etc. That way the headline was true and I can have a framed photo of myself in a sick ass cape standing on top of my Prius with my henchmen around me as a swarm of window cleaning drones cover the building behind me with the headline “Mysterious Billionaire Dante Antonio takes over Children’s Hospital and releases Swarms of robots. He demanded money as the drones circled the children’s cancer ward.” Cut to footage of me maniacally laughing as stunt drones do tricks to entertain the sick kids while we livestream for charity and collect donations… “YES! Give me your money! Mwuahahaha! Give me your money or this kid gets it! 5.. 4… 3.2.1 Too late! (Hands kid a free drone) Ahahhaa! He’s got it now! And no one can stop me! Mwuahahaha!” as I awkwardly run away and try to keep my cape from getting stuck in the elevator doors..
“Damn this building! I’m going to blow it to smithereens! It destroyed my favorite cape!”
Next weeks headline:
“Mysterious Billionaire blows up children’s hospital!”
Cut to: A livestream of me breaking ground on a brand new hospital to replace the old one “Thanks to the money I took from my brainless viewers I shall build a state of the art lair where I experiment on children and cut people open and sell drugs! Mwuahahaha!”
And I’d just keep doing that over and over again until I ran out of money. Because I have cancer and I’m going to die anyway and I don’t need billions of dollars and I’m very easy to please.. my dream vehicle is a $5k motorcycle.. big houses make me anxious and the only jewelry I own is my Apple Watch to track my health.
I’d make a pretty great billionaire. Unfortunately I’m not selfish enough to earn that much money to begin with.. oh well.
please explain in valorant terms (I aint readin allat)
This is fantastic! You made my day, dude.
This honestly made me emotional
Youre a good one, hope youre well.
Just the vision you laid out put you in my shortlist of actual heroes. Seriously, how amazing would it be for just one of these stupid rich a-holes to behave like that. But alas (at least from what I've seen) they spend every waking moment trying to suck out every nickel they can from the from the rest of the populace even though they already have enough that if civilization doesn't collapse 15 generations od their family couldn't spend it all. Thanks for providing a wonderful daydream. And I hope things are going well for you.
Billionaires should not exist, by definition.
You may have released this video too early, he's very recently invested in an "age reversal" company so we gotta add wanting to live forever to his list of cartoon villain traits
bro WHAT
LMAO
WE LITERALLY HAVE A DOCTOR WHO EPISODE OF WHY THAT IS A BAD IDEA
HEY WHAT THE HELL
Now way😂
His gf's pilot license and helipad is just good writing to set up her climactic Bond escape from the sky scraper yacht on international waters.
Obviously, she's escaping with an encrypted USB drive containing secret documents which some might call The Piss Bottle Papers.
His recent girlfriend is a double agent, obviously
He's also got Bluetooth speakers in most people's houses that are listening to every conversation, TV show and random bit of background noise to decide if you're on his "naughty or nice" list.
Jeff Bezos is Dr. Eggman.
Think about it. Fascination in robots, Eating animals to assert dominance, bald, several flying machines. Him going into space will be his downfall.
He's gonna find a planet that has Sonic the hedgehog, he's gonna screw with them and take their power, and then we're gonna be able to see 4K Ultra HD VR Sonic movie.
ho. ly. shit. next thing you know he's gonna piss on the moon because shadow the hedgehog pissed on his wife
If you really want to feel the wrath of weird billionaire fanboys, make a video on Elon Musk.
As a billionaire fanboy, this is true. Although I do kinda want to see him do it just to see the flame wars
Elon Musk's only "original" ideas were the Boring Company and the Not-A-Flamethrower. He's the modern day Thomas Edison taking credit for Nikola Tesla's work. Elon Musk named his electric car company "Tesla" which makes it even more obvious.
At least Jeff Bezos brought online shopping to the American people, so in a way he's done more good than good 'ol Musky.
@@MK_ULTRA420 lol elon even said his inspiration is edison because “Tesla couldn’t bring his inventions to market”
I mean I see what you're talking about but I think Elon Musk is IMMENSELY DIFFERENT from Bezos. Like, they're straight up polar opposites.
@@cyborgbob1017 How so? They seem pretty similar to me. One just has a much better PR presence as the other.
Ive always wondered how criminals in fiction keep getting henchmen when theyre so openly evil. Then I go online and see losers throwing shitfits when jeffyboi or elongated musket gets criticized and it makes a lot more sense.
Elongated musk😌
Elongated Muskrat.
elongated musket
Eloggs Mosked Flakes
Yeah I’ve stopped questioning that after looking at the real world too
He's totally Lex Luthor. No wonder why Prime Video has many content where a Superman reference is evil
I literally bought a she-wee so I could use the bathroom without compromising my route. They literally give you NO time to pee. The route says you have time for lunch and bathrooms but people like me can not finish delivering 260 packages up the tallest freaking driveways ever created and pee regularly and take a 30 minute lunch.
Saitama sacrificed his hair for power to be a hero
Bezos sacrificed his hair for money to be a villain
And they both feel empty inside
Both are extremely powerful figures….who kinda dont care
I see your comments everywhere dude
hello \( o 3 o)/
@@s_guerrero6515 holy shit bro no way 🙄
I kept waiting for jeff to bust out “the power of the sun in the palm of my hands” when he had those gloves on
Biggest difference between Luthor and Bezos. I actually think Luthor would treat the vast majority of his workforce very well.
He had a meeting where they discussed how to use the media to make an ex employee look bad because the employee was rallying people to unionize. He’s a monster
@Social Justice only difference being the scale of power he has because of his immense wealth
Source?
Based communist defamation tactics.
@@johnharper6194 there is a great break down on Jimmy Dores channel
@Social Justice yes, all ceos are monsters
Eddy how did you miss they Bezos lives in a museum that he converted into his gated mansion! That’s like peak super villain!
No way... really??? 😂
that's not a house that's a lair!
Is it like the police station in Resident Evil 2? It used to be a museum and then it turned into that. Does it have puzzles? Does it have a way to the underground?
@@usernamesmeannothing he has a secret bioweapon lab in the sewers underneath his house
@@usernamesmeannothing Right? Lol!
7:44 PROJECT Y721??? THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A EVIL PLAN
I guess it finally answers where all those bond villains would get all those willing henchman. It's actually depressingly plausible. "Hey bro, Blofeld is actually a visionary, he's a self made billionaire. He's got plans for the future and I want in on the ground floor. Sure, I'm wearing a boiler suit and carrying a submachine today, but I can see opportunities in this organisation."
The weirdest thing about Bezos to me is how deep his voice is. I didn't expect him to have a squeeky high voice or anything, it's just way deeper than I would've guessed
You look like Eddy Burback (which is to say you look good) just if he shaved. Wonder if you also have some of the best knees in the game 🧐
@@yadsewnde8699 LMAO you aren't the first person to tell me that. I love how people always feel the need to specify it's not an insult too
Bc he takes test
Y’should be careful about putting your face online. Who knows what Jeff Bezos could do with it.
Why this dude think he more powerful then jeft bezos. All talk no action 😂😂😂🤣
I love how eddy is trying to convince me Jeff’s a villain the whole video, while I saw the title and immediately thought “that checks”
Me too lol
A few years from now we're all gonna be in an industrial sci-fi dystopia; armed to the teeth with random guns and combat knives; wearing bulletproof vests and red bandanas and fighting off hoards of amazon attack bots. The only thing we will be able to hear is Truth Hurts blasting from speakers on every corner of every street and the sound of Jeff's laugh echoing from the top of Amazon Tower.
For years, I never understood people’s attraction to Harvey in Stardew Valley; and after watching a few of your videos, I’m starting to get it.
The obvious has never been so obvious
Lol 😂
It’s spectacular
Capitalism
Wait, the star wars guy is a child of burback? Sick.
Hey Michael kept the likes at 66 for now!
He didn’t even have tables until an employee suggested it to him so they wouldn’t break their backs picking stuff off the floor.
You can just tell he's never done a thing for himself his entire life.
@@arkal2036 Sick response.
I get the feeling that he's not capable of sympathizing with his employees. It's like he sees himself as living in a world of NPCs
@@---wq9xp him and Elon are incapable of sympathy
@@arkal2036 thats so deep bro
You missed two things: Bezos was a higher net worth than Smaug the dragon (who hoarded a literal mountain full of gold) and that he has an army of mindless keyboard warriors who will die on any hill in support of him. Pretty villainous to me.
My fantasy: I’m waiting at Starbucks for my latte and Jeff casually walks up to the counter, Mistakenly grabbing my drink, I say, “excuse me, I think that’s my latte. My name is on it” he looks at the cup and then sees that it isn’t his and apologizes. He then hands me my drink and picks up his. I se the name “JEFF” and instantly recognize him. I then blurt out, “YOUR JEFF BEZOS!!!DO THE LAUGH!” He squints at me in confusion, and begins nervously laughing. Then we proceed to laugh maniacally at each other for the next 5 minutes.
That’s the laugh of a man who stood in front of the mirror for YEARS practicing. It also worries me when it looks like he is trying very hard to make sure his crazy eye doesn’t escape.
yeah what's the deal with that! is it a glass eye?
What if.. we just sent Jeffery to space... and left him there 😳😳😳
That would be crazy....
honestly though, what would he do? we just send him off and let him keep going in one direction forever and evenly distribute his money to loads of good charities
it would be funny
@@corvidaedalus he'd build a space laser and threaten world leaders with it. Duh.
@@corvidaedalus Its one of those things where its alot for one person, but dividing it to everyone it will shrink pretty fast. The US spends trillions on welfare programs annually and those are often shit on for not being generous enough, nevermind the whole earth.
Listen to Mars For The Rich by King Gizzard. It came out in 2019 and is even more relevant now
omg why didn't he say "i just took a dna test turns out i'm a 100% that rich"
Wasn't gonna click on this video but the "yikes" in the background got me and after the "what do all these people have in common? That's right they're all HOT" you've got yourself a new sub 👍
The iguana pic is the most unnerving picture I've ever seen; I have so many questions. Was the iguana de-scaled??? What is that soup??? WHY IS THERE FLOWERS?????
Maybe instead Jeff Bezos turned some enemy into an iguana so he could eat them.
don't judge him! they're getting married :)
me not having finished the video: WHAT,,,
I read this and then the clip played immediately. My vegetarian ass wasn't ready 😨😨
@@frickincarrie3475 i eat practically anything, but this was a no for me.
What concerns me most about the real world Lex Luthor is that his company keeps making shows depicting Superman as a bad guy
I can only think of the boys, is there another show like it?
@@DavidLopez-tj7jl invincible is another great example
@@mattinpjs I haven't watched it. After watching the boys, I don't feel like watching yet another show about superheroes.
Maybe Jeff Bezos really is like Lex Luthor and he knows he's supposed to be a villain otherwise the universe suddenly ends like the show Firefly.
@@DavidLopez-tj7jl You should try to watch it eventually, even if you're not in the mood right now. Really good, and only has eight episodes.
i once attended a "worst person you know" themed costume party, and three people showed up as jeff bezos*, including me AND the host
*yes, everyone was dressed as space cowboy jeff
5:25 Missed opportunity to put yourself on that list.
To add to your argument of him being literally lex Luther, I think it’s important to note that Amazon video has not one, but TWO shows about how bad having superheroes would be…
Both of them center around a Superman-like character. HMMMMMMMM
Wait two? The Boys and...?
@@carolkoski4875 Invincible
I wouldn't say Invincible is about how bad superheroes would be, but more putting them in a more grounded world and making the most powerful of them all a evil conquerer
Cause plenty of the heroes in Invincible (Particularly Mark and Eve) are incredibly good people
Why this dude think he more powerful then jeft bezos. All talk no action 😂😂😂🤣
I'm just sitting here wondering if Bezos eating an iguana is considered canabalism
That would be if the Zuckmeister ate an iguana
A+ thread
@@notaword1136 No if he ate a computer chip that would be cannibalism.
@@vonnie0_0 Who's to say it wouldn't be cannibalism if he age both? I wouldn't be shocked to learn ze Fuhrer Zuck, is a cyborg lizard man.
Yo literally
so happy you started with the laugh because it really does tie every point together
Dude I love your videos you keep them so entertaining like they never get bland! Big props
He's a billionaire. It's impossible to be a billionaire and be a good person; there's just too many backs to stab along the way.
More people need to realize this.
It's sad that most rich children don't use their considerable wealth for good either when their parents pass/ the trust fund opens
Facts
I’ve been telling people this for years.
Depends on your definition of good
Those pics of him in the 90s compared to now are such a stark contrast. Like...immense wealth really does corrupt people.
corrupt power corrupts absolutely.
Bonus: being a bad person also does hell for your looks.
Not really if you knew anything about him hes not even close to corrupt
@@thatdamncrow9197 right because you know him personaly and know that he isn't corrupt and you didn't get that from one news source
@@zerotwo3441 ive seen literally dozens of things on him
That weren’t just the same old claiming he is corrupt because ooga booga rich
If you actually knew his full story including everything he has done you would know how stupid saying he is corrupt is
@@thatdamncrow9197 Paying your employees so little they qualify for food stamps, while at the same time donating literal crumbs to a food bank is not corrupt, is straight up rotten.
And being so sleazy he manages to get tax returns, while everybody else foots the bill for his greed when his workers qualify for welfare.
Billionaires are cancer and Bezos should be in The Literal Hague Court.
Jeff bezos: Say my name.
Amazon employee: Lex Luthor.
Jeff bezos: Your goddamn right.
That isn't just an evil laugh, that is specifically the laugh a villain does when they think the hero is dead and their plot for world domination has succeeded.
The hero is dead. Bezos is part of a global community designed to take over the world via corporations. The only people who can stand up to it are those with the ability to defend themselves, aka gun owners, who are being demonized as domestic terrorists everyday. Once they have the guns taken we will live under total control of the corporations who own the governments of the world
Well with his looks he probably killed the hero
I’m just saying. Amazon probably has a dungeon somewhere with a vigilante that’s been hidden from the public for sabotaging his space laser plans, who might potentially break free, revealing themselves and baldzos’s evil plan to destroy the world before defeating him in spectacular fashion in his patented Amazon war mech probably on a skyscraper. Hypothetically.
Eddy you forgot to mention that there's not one, but TWO Amazon Prime shows where a Superman style character is the villain
HE *IS* LEX LUTHOR
Except Lex is at least charismatic
@@MsMvsc Also I'm pretty sure he cured cancer or something?
Bezos wishes he was Lex Luthor.
Homelander: "And so I took that personally."
In all fairness, both The Boys and Invincible were existing properties before they got onto Prime.
With that in mind, I feel it's unreasonable to directly compare the two.
Lex would have come up with something original.
I can’t believe you’d use such a childish point as some guy’s laughte- oh okay I see yeah you’re right
#1 Jeff Bozo is purposefully choosing not to be the real life Santa clause. He has the money to buy people gifts, and he has an army of drones who could deliver everyone gifts in one night.
Eddy: "They made that cowboy movie about me"
Burback Mountain?
Burback To The Future III
this is the best comment on an eddy burback video
He said anime
The Good, the Bad, and the Eddy
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 The Bur, the Back, and the Eddy
Almost at a million subs eddy your doing an awesome job man keep up the great content
he laughs like a man that hasn't heard the word "no" in over a decade
"He is recently divorced I don't know what he'll do" fucking hit me like a ton of bricks I am in fuckin h y s t e r i c s
Its genuinely weird how defensive eddy was in this video at points as if EVERYONE would not automatically be on board w ripping on jeff bezos lol
You'd be surprised lol. So many "sigma male grustlepilled grindset" people will defend him immediately.
Right? I'm pretty sure those types of people are not in this audience.
@@bricecpops8171 g-grustlepilled???
@@vivixion grustled?
Plenty of people simp rich assholes like Bezos and Musk as if they were some deity, probably convinced that their efforts will somehow cosmically be rewarded as they shit on underpaid/underappreciated workers.
The end of this video launched me into a deep sadness that our planet is basically being played with by like 10 people and they kinda decide if the rest of my life and everyone younger than me’s life will be horrible awful capitalist struggle or you know if we’ll all live nicely without this horrid strife over resources
Being a billionaire means, by default, that you amassed wealth at the expense of another human's wellbeing. Usually hundreds of thousands of people. You can't be a good person and a billionaire. I refuse to believe it.
everyone: your employees are suffering, pissing in bottles to avoid stoping work. classified so that they have less worker rights and can't form a unio-
Jeff: where's the part where it my problem? I'm going to space
Check out the Some More News segment on Bezos going to space, he wants to basically (eventually) move all the workers and pollution to space (where there are no unions or OSHA to protect workers) and keep earth for the wealthy.
@@lucillemiddour9760 Kessler syndrome be damned.
@@lucillemiddour9760 lol that is nuts but how long does he think he's gonna live? Forever? He'll absolutely be dead before that could happen
Oh buhuu, Musk treats his employees the same way. That's how big companies come to money ...
@@mandernachluca3774 Companies shouldn't be able to treat employees this way. That's the point
Jeff Bezos could spend 99% of his money and still be a billionaire
That is terrifying
Nobody should have that much money, and the fact that Jeff Bezos is the one who has it is fucking terrifying
"UhHh... It'S hIS nEt WoRtH"
“waah wahh but its his money he earned it >:(“
@@stephenmartin2713 what people who say that don’t understand is that nobody cares whether it’s liquid money or assets. Either way, his net worth pretty much translates to how much power he has. People are uncomfortable that one person has that much power
Didn't even mention his Department of Defense contracts, or how amazon web services (aws) runs and therefore has a level of control over like 80% of the mainstream internet, and yet STILL without that information present- he STILL looks like a cartoon villain.
absolutely love your videos and your sense of humor eddy boy
Imagine the stress of being Jeff bezos’ helicopter instructor.
“Hey uhh, your flying it wrong”
“What?”
“Uuhhn uhh your doing great! Haha! …”
That person has the choice to do something powerful
@@roseevans4101 He can become the most powerful man in the world, worshipped for eons after the dive
DUDE YEAH THE LAUGH IS NOT OKAY
I mean, just because he acts really weird and acts like a villain doesn't mean he's actually done villainess things. Like, he's donated over 100 million dollars to food banks during the coronavirus pandemic and 10 billion dollars to climate change. Would an evil person do that ?
@@ninjatortise8958 it's all for tax reasons bro
@@kikito3850 ya really… $100M is hard for most of us to even conceive of, but this lizard dick made $80B during that period… 80… BILLION… *after* the world fell apart & economy crashed due to covid. A $100M kickback is nothing to sneeze at… but honestly his snot is worth more than all our lives combined & its kind of revolting. That “huge” donation is such a pittance to his overall earnings it probably just evens out with the tax loopholes available to the appallingly rich here in the US. The wealthiest Americans often pay ZERO taxes, thanks to privilege of having incredible expensive tax lawyers.
@@RUFFDRAFTCA Are we also not gonna point out that Amazon warehouses throw away more perfectly good food every single day than they donate in a month? Not to mention the food they throw away is under ARMED SURVALLIENCE until it can be DESTROYED BY A TRASH COMPACTOR. Untold number of people around the world are literally starving right now, and all of this food that could be used to feed them is destroyed.
@@ninjatortise8958 um...yes
Not too jump the shark but hitler revolutionized animal rights
Hes still ya know...hitler
4:00 mf looks like Lex Luthor while building his powersuit to murder Superman.
Bruh it's like he's imitating what he thinks laughter sounds like lmao
Omg I've never heard his laugh before and yeah he's definitely a cartoon villain. He was just a normal villain before I knew this.
ripbezo
Really missed out on the “Burback Mountain” pun during the cowboy segment.
I was thinking the same thing😂
Why this dude think he more powerful then jeft bezos. All talk no action 😂😂😂🤣
@@Saiputera jeft 😂🤣😂
@@heh4389 progressive are powerless 😂😂
@@Saiputera bestie you’ve commented this on like three other random comment threads lmao like take ur silicon valley wannabe self out of here pls
I mean he is basically Lex Luthor. Money, baldness, and evilness alone.
Idk why youtube took so long to show me your channel, Love it!
The only reason Bezos doesn't wanna be known as Jeffrey is because it has free in the name.
Why this dude think he more powerful then jeft bezos. All talk no action 😂😂😂🤣
Lmaoooo i like this dad joke
damn it, take my like.
@Ryan lex. cool people don’t like their own comments bozo
NEVER Shave your mustache. You rock it harder than probably any man I've seen Eddy. I wish I had a mustache like that.
Gorgeous mustache
Yeah I don't like facial hair EXCEPT for Eddys
Truth
Tom Selleck WISHES he had a mustache like Eddy
Same!