Fast Food - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith / I Never Liked You Podcast Ep 14
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- čas přidán 6. 03. 2024
- This week's topic is Fast Food!
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#podcast #gay #nyc #comedy #comedyvideo - Komedie
1912 was a closer guess to 1921 than 1942! Justice for Nick
Justice for Nick! He is doing great
Except the first time he said 1937 for white castle and then changed it on the phone call lol
I like how in Nick’s revisionist history, there was potential for a McDonald’s to be on the Titanic.
Omg I love this!
We need to create a timeline of Nick’s alternative history
@@thosefroggyfolks2004 I wonder if Nick could even document it...he may move behind timelines at will.
I think I speak for everyone when I say we all want an episode of Nick answering history questions.
New York Time's Flashback History Quiz. Key is Matteo, Nick, and Chris participate and discuss. TIA.
".. I have long legs and i'm frail so the wind takes me.." Oddly, I believe him when he said that. We all love Nick.
Nick just lives a different timeline. Period.
You won the internet today!!! Love this and sooooo true!
Yeah, in his own reality 🤣 Livin' his best life💁♀️
Timeline…universe…reality……..
Nick is from an alternate earth the time line is different on his earth
15 minutes is NOT enough matteo and nick!!!
Idk I like the chaotic vibe it creates xd
Give us 20 at least
World’s longest arms struggles to reach timer yet again. Nick’s lightweight sweater blouse is giving Talbots Spring ‘24 ❤❤
Talbots! Ha!
He can’t bend apparently
Nick’s grasp on dates perplexes me 😆
Rosa Parks just got arrested yesterday according to Nick
"1912?" 😂😂😂😂😂
what grasp? 😆
He just doesn’t give a shit, can’t blame him for that.
@marilynkozlow8400 you probably should know the basics
The seriousness with which Nick asked "a Model T bukkake?" killed me
"not fully rosed out". LMAO
Buttholes and roses all the way (literally)
I will never look at a French Crueller the same ever again.🤣
Literally!!!! And it was my favorite 🤣🤣🤣
LOVE a French crueller 😂 but its possibly in side eyeing it now😂😂😂
@@monchiquita25same 😢
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Nick telling Mateo to grow up in regards to cilantro is SO RICH
According to Nick, Abraham Lincoln was good friends with Pharaoh Ramses II
Omg that Pharoah is in my lineage 😂
That totally happened in the game Civilization.
Love this!!
I'm with Nick on Burger King burgers and McDonald's fries.
McDonald’s burgers are a big guilty pleasure though
“Cilantro tastes kinda like…you know, it tastes like cilantro to be honest.”😂😂😂😂
I love how Matteo’s usually this super health conscious fit person but is like I don’t want any vegetables near my burger
If your eating a burger veg isn't going to help you, they just get in the way (pickles aren't veg!)
@@billwheeler1213they're pickled cucumbers!!😂
When Nick didn't get the KKK joke, Bob and I said "Jesus Christ" simultaneously.
Nick: i hate people and i love fast food.
Me: Agreed.
underwhelmed by the level of femininity in nick’s outfit today
That outfit is gender neutral.
😭😭I'm sorry!
The sweater & outfit are cute!
@@AleksandrCyplakov-zc3hy definitely cute! I’ve just been accustomed to the Liberace aesthetic
We need a blouse on her
You just know Nick's apartment is 90 per cent wardrobe and we absolutely need Matteo to do a tour of it 😂😍
I've never thought mateo was tall, I'm surprised to find out he's as tall as he is 😂
It’s because he’s always standing next to the tower that is Nick.
I find him just about perfect, up and down, side to side, front and back!
@@user-yo3vt7ft1p he is adorable. And hot. Love himmm
Is 5’9 tall now?
@@christiandorr1546 no, im saying he gives short king energy. Even 5'9 sounds tall for him
"We're not doing this again"😂
Every episode can we scoot the timer table a little farther away until Nick notices. Cracks me up every time.
Nick looks like a classy Peanuts character. I'm here for it.
No one has ever thought Matteo is tall. I’m speaking for all the viewers.
I truly wonder if anyone has said that or if it's just in his head
Joe W. Says: Height is Relative! I am 5'9" Myself, and more than one female friend has turned to me (to ask me to reach for something high up) and said, "Joe, You're Tall..." [once I literally laughed out loud and said, "Erm - What!?! I'm 5'9" - which is hardly 'Tall' - to be honest," and SHE Said, "Well, Compared to ME!"] - I STOPPED Growing Taller at age 14, at 5'9" - and that was IT... So watching others catch up and pass me height-wise soon became Normal for me. I have become MUCH "THICKER" in the decades since those teenage years, and for this reason I don't appear Tall but Wide... I agree that Matteo gives a "Short King" vibe - I definitely never pictured him being as tall as I am!
If you Google “5’7”, it’s just a picture of Matteo
Honestly -- I'm a shorty at 5'7" and was surprised to hear Matteo is taller than me.
Best Nick Quote "We're not doing this again"
“I’ve never met a fast food chain I didn’t like”.
Me unfortunately
I'm too picky to eat everything lol
💀 Nick… “we’re not doing this again.”
I love you guys. 🙌🏼
BOB! 😅 “K”
I'm dying 😂 Matteo is always calling out Nick for being a picky eater, but is irritated by cilantro and onions. Thanks for the laugh on my lunch break, you two ❤
Donald Sterling's "lady friend" interview with Barbara Walters
Thank you because I was lost 😂
I AM MR STERLING'S RIGHT HAND ARM... MAN... EVERYTHING
11:30 omg Nick, the queen of sass. That look had me dead 😂
I love both of you and we love how (ALLEGEDLY) Nick is around history lol
Who loves Nick for his knowledge? Let the man be himself! who cares about dates lol
The topic is fast food.
*10 minutes later*
"You are literally the eye of Sauron."
Matteo, "I eat McDonald's and twenty minutes later, I have to shower." 🤣😂
Nick is 100% correct. Burger King for burgers. McDonald’s for fries
I love a French Cruller!! The more I watch these the more I just adore Nick 😂
So glad Nick mentioned being sponsored by a fast food company. We all know that's the real reason behind the video! 😂❤
Nick’s perspective on dates in history and events is crazy wonderful
"Are you?" 🤣 That was poisonous Nick, just poisonous. 💖
The fact that nick has to reach out to tap the digital timer rather than using the timer app on a smart phone is just down right hilarious. Like whyyyyy?
Turns out that I'm gay enough to have immediately recognised that reënactment of Barbara Walters's interview with Donald Sterling's "companion", despite living in a country where The View is not broadcast and where the NBA is considered a niche sports league with a miniscule following
I will never get over Matteo’s Barbara Walters. Just dying. 🤣
“we should watch them together” “i can’t do that again”
5:21 We love a good callback! Your ✨iconic✨ mac and cheese video is one of my faves 😊.
If you’re looking up at the menu…it’s fast food. Pizza, which dates back to Roman times, was the original fast food.
Nick: when was Italy? ;) (I know....he was saying Grease, not Greece) ;)
15 minutes isn't long enough. I could listen to you two all day.
Perfect way to start my day - love you guys! 😊
shockingly i am with Nick on this
On what exactly tho?
@@mrmr4622 everything.
All of it 🤗❤️
definitely about burger king. its better than mcd's.
bk over mcd's, chipotle being fast food....lots of the food choices and classifications of said food. @@mrmr4622
Incredible duo! LETS GO!!!
Nick is right, no one has ever thought Matteo was tall.
Agreed! 😂
Fifteen minutes is not enough! We need more airtime from you two!😉🥰💯❤️❤️
No matter what bad mood I’m in I can always count on you both to make me laugh. Thank you ❤ 🔥
0:08 You should pull a Jim from The Office and gradually move the timer a bit further away each episode so by, like, episode 30 Nick has to get all the way out of his chair just to hit the start button and see if he catches on. lol
Those silences after Matteo asks Nick a question from history are fantastic!!! lmao
These are the kind of podcasts I like. Short and sweet 😊
This podcast is the best part of my after-work wind-down; you two are hilarious! Also, I'm eating a Krispy Kreme donut while watching this.😆
I'm with Nick on this one, Matteo needs to grow up. Cilantro on rice is amazing!!
Matt gaslighting Nick on that one, yes, roll the tapes
I didnt know what a french cruller was so I had to Google it because your description of what it looks like made me laugh so hard.
It was spot on! So now it will be forever planted in my brain and make me laugh.
Google also had thenones with icing on it.......that just added to my laughter.
So glad I found you guys. You make me laugh. I need more laughter in my life.
What can I say? You two are everything!
Chipotle for the win! So good every single time… Please do more fashion commentary, it’s hilarious ❤
U hit 1 mil, congrats, girl!)
Congratulations 1 million!!!!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Hurray! Nick did think of the timer immediately! 🥳
Oh my goodness gracious. Thank y'all for all of this, but most specifically for the reenactment of that incredibly insane interview betwixt Barbara and that silly rabbit. I so desperately needed to be reminded of that.
Today I learned Matteo and I have the EXACT same late night McDonald's order. Perfection.
Love you guys!
Wish this was 30 minutes long, but then I'd just be asking for 45 minutes.
we need the history episode so much now lmao
It’s the look to the others for validation for me 😂
I’ve been thinking about it and an animated version of this podcast with little scene and images so we get a visual form would be amazing 🤣like when you talked about the donut getting out the glazing part 🥴
That scene was 🔥
Nick always says something memorable. This time it was “I’m frail… the wind takes me”. Love you too Mateo 😊
Matteo thinking anyone pictured his lil ass as a tall boy.😂 Precious, I thought 5'7
I love you both seriously. I don’t have any gay friends but when I’m watching these I feel like I’m hanging out with good friends.
4:10 I caaaalled it! 😂
this is actually a vital convo rn and idek why
Nick looking like the Eye of Sauron 😂 so accurate
I love this podcast ❤
Move the timer closer. There's no need for the struggle!!! Love the podcast xx
Watching this episode while eating is dangerous because I almost choked from laughter! 😂
The timing of this video is impeccable. Tonight was the soft open of my town's McDonald's. 😂
A&W is the best ❤❤❤😂
"Not fully rosed out" 😂
Matteo stop bullying Nick. He is a precious flower.
"...and a diet Coke."
Sandwiches, Matteo? Have you NEVER set foot in a deli??? Subway meats sliced and waiting to be SLAPPED on bread is what makes it FF.
BTDQ always brings a sense of decorum, while still being funny. Nick & Matteo are always secretly competing for The Hot Mess Award. Nick's side-eye over Matteo being from Chicago was EVERYTHING!
No one thinks you are tall, Matteo. They are kidding you. I thought Rodrigo was tall until I saw you standing together. 😃
💚
3:27 "Ok we're not doing this again." Folks, we did it again!
Guys guys! We have to get you boys out the house more. Haha
Honorable Mentions
Checkers (competitor to Rally's and you can get this in NYC)
Rally's Burger (the fries...so good)
Sonic (you did mention)
Arby's (nothing was like it)
Jimmy Jones (Steak Sandwiches)
A&W (known for root beer floats)
Find them one day and try them out. Would be curious about a review. Lol
I would like to tell Nick that my grandmother owns that exact same sweater, go off fashion queen
Just saw Louis Katz and he raved in the middle of his show about Matteo. Made a great night even better ❤
I adore Nick so much
"You gotta stop it...jesus christ"😂😂😂
HALF HOURS PLEASEEEEE💕
I’ll literally pay for more hair plugs Matteo
Love you two!! 😂😂😂
Nick's history 'knowledge' literally has laughing to the brink of tears! 😂😅😂
...Doughnuts - In Canada, the most well known is Tim Horton's. When my kids were little they used to call the cruller "tractor wheels" 😊 (yes, we live near smallish towns, lots of farms)
When they started talking height, I remembered that this is the gay squidward and gay SpongeBob show, then I looked back up at Matteo in a yellow shirt. I love you two so much 😂🥰
A&W is the first fast food chain and it was created in 1919. Matteo and Nick are a delight!
Bob! Yasss for Krystal
I just found out that Matteo had never watched Jurassic Park.
I think you should Matteo. You don't have to see all the movies-but I think you might want to. It's got very operatic music and some parts are very funny.
I love your podcast!! Nick is so hilarious. 😂 You should definitely have Bob on.❤❤❤