Gay Icons - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith / I Never Liked You Podcast Ep 13

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  • čas přidán 28. 02. 2024
  • This week's topic is Gay Icons!
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  • @aimeesutherland7063
    @aimeesutherland7063 Před 2 měsíci +1039

    Oh now Nick HAS to make an episode where he just learns about history. "You mean to tell me they made the wizard of oz and the worlds decided to still...go...to war!?" gold!

  • @ajayredonkulus6628
    @ajayredonkulus6628 Před 2 měsíci +339

    "Joan of Arc was a gay icon."
    What an iconic deflection. 😂

    • @TheSongwritingCat
      @TheSongwritingCat Před měsícem

      Nick going off the rails distracted from Matteo thinking there were 3 queen Elizabeths of England

    • @etschmitz
      @etschmitz Před 28 dny

      Well, Joan was flaming herself 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @ResidentialYenta
    @ResidentialYenta Před 2 měsíci +321

    Does Nick just believe that every war veteran is hundreds of years old? 😂😂😂

  • @loganG3158
    @loganG3158 Před 2 měsíci +417

    Ok petition to film Nick taking a history test i am crying

  • @colleengraham5073
    @colleengraham5073 Před 2 měsíci +366

    I love Nick's commitment to never remembering to start that damn timer.

    • @susannahsaurus
      @susannahsaurus Před 2 měsíci +15

      TBH, the timer should remember to start him.

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 Před 2 měsíci +8

      As someone who wants a full hour everyday of this I'm happy... Every extra is precious

    • @SeeStuDo
      @SeeStuDo Před 2 měsíci +4

      The desperate lunge 😂❤❤❤

  • @Malfoy1594
    @Malfoy1594 Před 2 měsíci +76

    As a historian gay... I am SCREAMING at the turn this podcast took.

  • @IDiggPattyMayonnaise
    @IDiggPattyMayonnaise Před 2 měsíci +218

    "Youre going back to Columbus..."
    The shock in Matteo's voice 😂

  • @pinkish410
    @pinkish410 Před 2 měsíci +258

    Cleopatra is the first gay icon. She was LITERALLY THAT GIRL. Looking great, fucking hot men, the wigs?? The opulence?? Yeah she was the first gay icon

    • @DisposableSupervillainHenchman
      @DisposableSupervillainHenchman Před 2 měsíci +11

      Cleopatra, the original yas queen?

    • @grimslepers
      @grimslepers Před 2 měsíci +5

      there were probably thousands like her, from some of the most complex civilizations in history- just don't know about them

    • @Sainze
      @Sainze Před 2 měsíci +7

      No love for Alexander the Great? Either gay or at least bisexual.

    • @VelvetCondoms
      @VelvetCondoms Před 2 měsíci +14

      She would crush up pearls and put it in her booze. She invented instant champagne and perfected winged eyeliner. She is worthy of the title of gay icon.

    • @loganfatalwarnz6464
      @loganfatalwarnz6464 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Actually, Cleopatra was said to have been truly ugly. -- The "Hot men" you're referring to, were basically using her for connections - She had a good publicist for the time tho loll
      It's well known that she was not the looker, she claimed to be & she wasnt even Egyptian
      She was Greek.

  • @kaarstein82
    @kaarstein82 Před 2 měsíci +283

    Best episode yet 😂
    We need a whole episode questioning Nick about history 😂

    • @omelkatrin
      @omelkatrin Před 2 měsíci +8

      100%

    • @user-yo3vt7ft1p
      @user-yo3vt7ft1p Před 2 měsíci +2

      Indeed!

    • @J-red1990
      @J-red1990 Před 2 měsíci +1

      agreed!!!

    • @PeggyPegg
      @PeggyPegg Před 2 měsíci +10

      I want him to take the test that people applying to become American citizens have to take

    • @No.0.o.0
      @No.0.o.0 Před 2 měsíci +3

      A whole show

  • @njferns
    @njferns Před 2 měsíci +66

    The Mary is a gay icon mini discussion was SENDING me! 🤣🤣🤣
    Also, about the Magdalene bit - she's actually never mentioned directly as a pr*stitute in the Bible. However, her introduction happens immediately after another anecdote that does revolve around a pr*stitute and hence, she got stuck with that label. Another explanation could be that as a female follower of Jesus, she got labelled as a wh*re for roaming with a group of thirteen men.
    Thanks for attending my Ted Talk.

    • @zhuzero4961
      @zhuzero4961 Před měsícem +2

      Also we need to consider the era as well. Good women were subservient to men and men are the one support the women. So Mary came to Jesus bringing something expensive makes people wonder how she makes a living without husband. In conclusion, Mary is victim of gossips 😅

    • @njferns
      @njferns Před měsícem +1

      @@zhuzero4961 that's precisely the story which many claim to be Magdalene but it's not. Her name is not mentioned anywhere in that story. :)

  • @Nogoodusernamehere
    @Nogoodusernamehere Před 2 měsíci +101

    As a history buff, this episode was top tier entertainment.

  • @kellyinCT09
    @kellyinCT09 Před 2 měsíci +103

    "You mean to tell me they made The Wizard of Oz and the world still decided to go to war?"😂 this is my favorite 15 minutes of the day😂

  • @s4bombshell
    @s4bombshell Před 2 měsíci +121

    Omg. The way I am screaming JUNE CARTER CASH at my phone while I watch this.

  • @debbieallard3376
    @debbieallard3376 Před 2 měsíci +97

    I came for gay icons but I stayed for world history lol

  • @bracejuice7955
    @bracejuice7955 Před 2 měsíci +101

    As part of the 0.01% of straight male viewers I can confidently say I’ve never felt more bamboozled than by Nick

    • @RandomBogey
      @RandomBogey Před 2 měsíci +3

      Whooo, I’m finally part of a 0.01% of something

    • @markdragonphotography
      @markdragonphotography Před 2 měsíci +2

      Gay af here. Equally bamboozled

    • @willnoiles2001
      @willnoiles2001 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @bracejuice7955 & @RandomBogey, I figured I had to be the only one who watched these. But I was equally bamboozled. All I kept thinking was, ‘This guy is so ignorant of history, it’s sad.’ Funny as hell, but sad…
      I hope he brushes up on his history before the next episode to try and redeem himself!

    • @user-yo3vt7ft1p
      @user-yo3vt7ft1p Před 17 dny +1

      Thank you for watching!

  • @tysons9222
    @tysons9222 Před 2 měsíci +178

    Nick’s grasp of history is the reason they are gay stereotypes

    • @corvidsRcool
      @corvidsRcool Před 2 měsíci +7

      Icons.

    • @SunshineRiot
      @SunshineRiot Před 2 měsíci +11

      i think u meant 'murican stereotypes'

    • @momakesvids5704
      @momakesvids5704 Před 2 měsíci +5

      since when is that a gay stereotype?

    • @gonzo9778
      @gonzo9778 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Most gays I know are smarter than me

    • @tysons9222
      @tysons9222 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@gonzo9778 on this topic nick is not one of them

  • @randychampion184
    @randychampion184 Před 2 měsíci +88

    Nick's long pause as he considered Matteo's questions was hilarious!! Seemed to be frozen!! The last four minutes of this episode were gold!!

  • @katieyoung5916
    @katieyoung5916 Před 2 měsíci +51

    "Gaslight....Gatekeep...Girl Boss" 😂😂😂 ohhh Nick you're the best!!
    Everything about this 15 minutes solidified why the 2 of you are my gay icons ❤😂
    Matteo's silent laugh and every one liner dropped by Nick....I will definitely be watching this so many times I will soon be able to recite this word for word!! Lmfao

  • @JeffTaylor-tr7my
    @JeffTaylor-tr7my Před 2 měsíci +17

    "They made the Wizard of Oz and the world still went to war?" Iconic. Please no one tell him about "antaSay lausCay".

  • @NotACheese
    @NotACheese Před 2 měsíci +59

    Didn’t expect the episode about gay icons to turn into a history quiz 😂

  • @Smoof29
    @Smoof29 Před 2 měsíci +52

    We absolutely need an episode of just asking Nick when he thinks historical events took place

  • @laurenferguson959
    @laurenferguson959 Před 2 měsíci +18

    Please have “History Lessons with Nick”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was yelling at my phone while Nick was trying to piece together the 20th century. That was comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nathankauffmann8173
    @nathankauffmann8173 Před 2 měsíci +94

    Cleopatra could be the first ever gay icon! Love affaire and dramatic ending is everything

    • @greggi47
      @greggi47 Před měsícem +1

      Very operatic, indeed, and in our corroded cultural environment the love of opera that is almost everywhere else popular culture is viewed as an effete affectation, hence queer.

  • @guilhermeaoshi
    @guilhermeaoshi Před 2 měsíci +30

    Nicks like "Wait!!! How Hitler watched Wizard of Oz and wasnt moved by It?!!! No wonder people dont like him"

  • @Thats_so_maha
    @Thats_so_maha Před 2 měsíci +25

    Matteo: Do you know Mary Magdalene? ✝️
    Nick: ..from SELLING SUNSET?

    • @njferns
      @njferns Před 2 měsíci +2

      Tbf, Matteo didn't say "Magdalene" here... He just asked "Do you know the other Mary?"

  • @PeggyPegg
    @PeggyPegg Před 2 měsíci +48

    Nick just broke my brain. I guess December 7, 1941 wasn’t so infamous after all.

  • @RAD6150
    @RAD6150 Před 2 měsíci +36

    New video series: Matteo & Nick take a history class.

    • @MarlinMay
      @MarlinMay Před 2 měsíci +3

      But they have to find the most adorable, hunky single history teacher. Just to watch Nick cruise him and not listen at all.

    • @RAD6150
      @RAD6150 Před 2 měsíci

      @@MarlinMay I don't think that is necessary for Nick to not listen! 🤣

    • @user-yo3vt7ft1p
      @user-yo3vt7ft1p Před 17 dny

      Please!

  • @julianneattaway7183
    @julianneattaway7183 Před 2 měsíci +67

    I cannot thank you two enough for these podcasts. The 15 minutes of distraction you provide are EVERYTHING to me right now. Thank you, thank you, thank you. ❤

  • @annmc3878
    @annmc3878 Před 2 měsíci +40

    Kids pay attention in school because one day you might be on a podcast.

  • @violetstri
    @violetstri Před 2 měsíci +25

    I once saw Mickey Rooney play the Wizard in the Wizard of Oz live at the Fox Theater in Detroit, also starring EARTHA KITT as the Wicked Witch of the West!

    • @oliverfulayter5515
      @oliverfulayter5515 Před 2 měsíci +3

      The fact that Eartha's name wasn't even whispered during this episode feels like a war crime.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Před 2 měsíci +35

    Andy Cohen as The Magic Mirror MADE ME SQUEAL

  • @Raiven-reads
    @Raiven-reads Před 2 měsíci +15

    Love how this started as a gay icons podcast and it became a history lesson 😂

  • @VAMPYRICBASSIST
    @VAMPYRICBASSIST Před 2 měsíci +14

    Mateo trying not to laugh sent me.😂 Nick really is a testament that you only need to be beautiful to make it in life. We all love you anyways Nick! Gay Icon!❤❤❤

  • @Kittie9
    @Kittie9 Před 2 měsíci +12

    as a history nerd that part with Nick killed me 😭😭😭

  • @celmo4262
    @celmo4262 Před 2 měsíci +16

    History teachers are committing suicide after watching Nick’s answers! However, we still love him!

  • @thomashooper3287
    @thomashooper3287 Před 2 měsíci +19

    Nick is literally my favorite human being. This also might have been my favorite episode so far. Keep it up guys!

  • @nickiclark4066
    @nickiclark4066 Před 2 měsíci +28

    Lmfao y'all doing too much in this episode and I love it. History teachers and priests/pastors you may have had in life are having heart attacks right now. Absolutely the best 😂😂😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @hellosaysandrew
    @hellosaysandrew Před 2 měsíci +14

    Matteo had kind of a low moment when it came to British history but then Nick said, hold my beer. 😅❤

  • @markivicic7194
    @markivicic7194 Před 2 měsíci +8

    "Judy, Liza, Barbara, Bette (Midler)...these are names we shall not forget."

  • @MarianahsTrenchGal1
    @MarianahsTrenchGal1 Před 2 měsíci +12

    When they were talking about the Titanic and Nick went "1908?" I was like "you are so close, you are SO close, goddammit Matteo, tell him how close he is!!"

  • @jasonmarks80
    @jasonmarks80 Před 2 měsíci +20

    Oh, Nick. Darling. It's too late for you, I'm afraid. LOL

  • @hctz1234
    @hctz1234 Před 2 měsíci +15

    Petition to take Matteo up on making a historical facts episode. This one was hilariously awesome!!!

  • @Udgrasil13
    @Udgrasil13 Před 2 měsíci +28

    13:19 this is one of my new favorite quotes of all time XD

    • @neuroxin1701
      @neuroxin1701 Před 2 měsíci +8

      MATTEO'S REACTION FACE IS PRICELESS

    • @MarlinMay
      @MarlinMay Před 2 měsíci +2

      I was laughing so hard I had to stop playback.

  • @AndreaB140
    @AndreaB140 Před 2 měsíci +7

    The worlds decided to still go to war after the wizard of oz.. 🤣 I’m dying 😂😂

  • @rekyu3d541
    @rekyu3d541 Před 2 měsíci +16

    omg Matteo's silver fox vibes 😍🙌

  • @Oli75
    @Oli75 Před 2 měsíci +5

    This is a great reason to switch to a 30 minute format. I needed more of this conversation.

  • @irogt
    @irogt Před 2 měsíci +10

    I love that this sometimes this airs on the hour, and sometimes 30 minutes after. Just like the gays to gaslight you about the start time. Also, that shade of blue on that blouse is a visual treat.

  • @Unc3rtaintyPrinciple
    @Unc3rtaintyPrinciple Před 2 měsíci +7

    The way I gasped at Nick not knowing when WWII happened! And then WWI!!! O_O

  • @randicruz8216
    @randicruz8216 Před 2 měsíci +9

    "No, that's Mickey Rourke"...dead.

    • @pattdunn9845
      @pattdunn9845 Před 2 měsíci +3

      He did really screw up his face! 😊

  • @DrChaitanya.S
    @DrChaitanya.S Před 2 měsíci +8

    I love your blouse Nick, it's iconic 😉💜
    Matteo stop torturing poor Nick with history 😂😂😂

  • @Elli813
    @Elli813 Před 2 měsíci +22

    This is my favorite episode, nick is HILARIOUS

  • @Bigdog5400
    @Bigdog5400 Před 2 měsíci +7

    We need the next video to be Nick being quizzed on historical events

  • @rottiegirl0077
    @rottiegirl0077 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Please make questioning Nick about history a regular feature. That was hysterical! I was laughing so hard.

  • @mariegerencser256
    @mariegerencser256 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Lol - what a ride.
    Nick needs to meet Nonna and ask her about reality TV and also the war 😅

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Před 2 měsíci +11

    Nick should be on a History Podcast.

  • @paayalsridhar1819
    @paayalsridhar1819 Před 2 měsíci +8

    This is pure gold!! I cannot get enough of these two!! ❤

  • @jaytheknife
    @jaytheknife Před 2 měsíci +7

    From 2:55 - 3:55 just screaming "JANET JACKSON!!!"

  • @JillyDreadful
    @JillyDreadful Před 2 měsíci +24

    Oh my god, Matteo’s nonna and Trixie Matteo could geek out over the 1000 pound sisters! 🤣

  • @eyechartny
    @eyechartny Před 2 měsíci +5

    We need a part two where Nick takes a history exam. And Matteo's nonna sounds like the Italian version of my Polish mother, watching 90 Day Fiancee, Judge Judy, and repeats of Parking Wars when she gets up in the morning.

  • @steffanwright7307
    @steffanwright7307 Před 2 měsíci +12

    It’s that time of week again: Nick has turned UP and slayed with this blouse 👏🏼 We need a wardrobe tour from Nick on his channel 🙏🏼

    • @streetmermaid
      @streetmermaid Před 2 měsíci +3

      YES! I am dying to see the full blouse collection!

    • @pattdunn9845
      @pattdunn9845 Před 2 měsíci +4

      A closet crawl of Nick's blouses!!😅😊

  • @loganfarmer3241
    @loganfarmer3241 Před 2 měsíci +4

    “Ashley Tisdale during her early red carpet days. Gay icon” this is facts

  • @stevenzinck9670
    @stevenzinck9670 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Madonna is a gay icon 😊 Love this episode 😂

  • @stevopowell
    @stevopowell Před 2 měsíci +9

    OMG. Matteo doing Jafar’s voice was so hot.

  • @steph_a_noodle
    @steph_a_noodle Před 2 měsíci +2

    Watching the cogs turn as Nick makes a mental timeline from 1492 to 2008 is the most iconic thing about this icon episode. I was crying laughing. Sweet, sweet Nick. 🤭

  • @MrDLW2010
    @MrDLW2010 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Listening to this on the way into work and I HAD to watch the video to see Nicks face when they get..... onto times and dates...

  • @mrav8r
    @mrav8r Před 2 měsíci +14

    Saved by the god damn bell! Lol😅

  • @katiemelody2412
    @katiemelody2412 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Love this. Maybe certain topics get to go overtime because I could have listened to Nick being confused about history for a solid hour.

  • @lstockton8468
    @lstockton8468 Před 2 měsíci +3

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let the history episode be at least 30 mins!!! I almost peed myself laughing about Nick's rewritten history.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sereniarabbit527
    @sereniarabbit527 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Please, you guys literally make my day better. My therapist today was like oh you're so happy today, and it's literally cuz I watched this right before my appointment and was laughing my ass off 3 seconds before I went in 💀💀💀

  • @Jessicalovesmichael
    @Jessicalovesmichael Před 2 měsíci +5

    Finally someone with a time sense I can relate to. Time is something I *feel* and not a tick tock tick tock.

  • @starlacollins5689
    @starlacollins5689 Před 2 měsíci +7

    THESE are my gay icons! Nonna for the win! ❤️ Note: Our sincerest apologies to Catherine the Great 😂

  • @uzielperez5744
    @uzielperez5744 Před 2 měsíci +6

    WE HADNT BEEN BOMED BY PEARL HARBOR YET LMAOOOOOO

  • @jeiwaru
    @jeiwaru Před 2 měsíci +5

    YES!!! Do a special "I Never Liked You" episode from Nana's featuring Nana!! I hope y'all are allowed to film it on the red carpet with the glass candies 😆

  • @timothybarlow1059
    @timothybarlow1059 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Thank you thank you thank you!! I love you two together. I’m a nurse and work very long ours. One of my ways to de-stress is to watch your videos.

  • @TWilli6876
    @TWilli6876 Před 2 měsíci +2

    😭 I love you both, pleeeease continue this conversation. And don't let Nick study history beforehand. This is gold.

  • @ec-tj9is
    @ec-tj9is Před 2 měsíci +4

    All I can say about this episode is HAHAHAHAHAHA …
    “Mary …, the other Mary … Eve”
    “When do you think World War II was … give me UH year” … HAHAHAHAHA!
    Please stop. My sides hurt 😂😂😅

  • @haydensnethkamp1
    @haydensnethkamp1 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Can we have a podcast where all you do is ask Nick history questions?? 😂

  • @KahlenDeveraux
    @KahlenDeveraux Před 2 měsíci +4

    It's killing me that this episode was gay icons and all of a sudden half the episode is nick not knowing history...I am cackling! 🤣

  • @BigdipperAK87
    @BigdipperAK87 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Poor nick 😂 "was it? WAS IT?!"

  • @Blooperman122334
    @Blooperman122334 Před 2 měsíci +2

    It is very sweet that Nick believes the reason there aren't major wars anymore is just because there's so much cool stuff.

  • @dec5ter
    @dec5ter Před 2 měsíci +3

    Reason #42069 this podcast needs to be longer than 15 minutes. This was hilarious and I want more. So when you guys do a history episode will that finally be about gay icons 😂?

  • @C_M_R
    @C_M_R Před 2 měsíci +4

    (4:59) Matteo confidently correcting Nick , even thought is correct. 😂

  • @stuartstogdill2406
    @stuartstogdill2406 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Nick always forgeting the timer is the best! LOL

  • @alethealopez4475
    @alethealopez4475 Před 2 měsíci +4

    This just kept getting better lol😂

  • @SeeStuDo
    @SeeStuDo Před 2 měsíci +2

    Look, i dont know how to express this, but I love these dudes so damn much. They both bring me Joy, together or separately. Bless these fools. ❤️💙

  • @phillipbernhardt-house6907
    @phillipbernhardt-house6907 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Do you know when you watch two people that you adore, but they just make such a balls of something that it ends up being hysterical? As a history teacher and scholar of religious studies (amongst other things), this episode is an example of that...and I laughed my head off even more than Matteo did at some of the statements (not to mention glances!) of Nick in this video. ;) If you would like a little history lesson at some point, let me know--I'd be happy to put something together for you both! And also, Nick, that shirt is also amazing!

  • @shawnchavez1
    @shawnchavez1 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I’m surprised Nick didn’t just say “Matteo SHUT THE F*CK UP” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 move on to more gay icons! ❤😂

  • @alfredbonnabel7022
    @alfredbonnabel7022 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Oh dear Nick, please take a history class. ❤OH, and a film class, from silents to talkies.

  • @_soulmatters
    @_soulmatters Před 2 měsíci +4

    Oh my god, I am crying!
    I look forward to listening to you guys !

  • @laovvi7140
    @laovvi7140 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I can hear Katy Perry SOBBING! She wants to be a gay icon so badly! 😂

  • @ninajoyce588
    @ninajoyce588 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I love you two soo much! I wait with anticipation for I never liked you and your individual posts. They make my day!

  • @thegrowinggirls1565
    @thegrowinggirls1565 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Best episode yet! Please please please more of history with Nick!!😂❤

  • @lindsaytoles2023
    @lindsaytoles2023 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I love podcasts because they're fun, they make us think, and sometimes they make us feel better about ourselves. This episode was all three. 😅🥰

  • @joemalick
    @joemalick Před 2 měsíci +1

    Ok, that one went way into left field, we definitely need a part 2! 😂😂😂

  • @CornerStoreDrums
    @CornerStoreDrums Před 2 měsíci +6

    Amazing episode as always!! Love y’all!

  • @AlexTannertv
    @AlexTannertv Před 2 měsíci +3

    Wizard of oz came out in late august 39, Germany invaded Poland in September

  • @TravelingKristin
    @TravelingKristin Před 2 měsíci

    Thank you Matteo and Nick for bringing us this gem of video. I've been having a really tough month with work and this gave me the biggest laughs in a long time. New favorite video from you too, and I thought nothing would beat the Olive Garden.

  • @leonply
    @leonply Před 2 měsíci +2

    IT would have been more iconic if Jafar has said, "I wish that Jasmine fall desperately in love with my WARDROBE and JEWELRY."

  • @orielwiggins2225
    @orielwiggins2225 Před 2 měsíci

    That damn timer ruined my day, I want all of this. The gay icons you didn't even really get into, AND the Nick reacting to history. From someone who feels woefully inadequate on my history knowledge, Nick makes me feel a bit better. Plus he's historical and I had to stifle laughter so much harder than Mateo since I'm at work while enjoying this gem of an episode. Plus, the clothes. You guys are great. Thank you for all your work.

  • @wiiloveu7878
    @wiiloveu7878 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Please have the next episode be about historic events because I'm losing my shit. This episode was so fucking funny