Matteo Lane & Jaye McBride Give Advice
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Quote of the Day: “It’s never over when they say it, it’s over when you say.”
Yes! Hilarious! 😂
I'm also totally giving "I didn't know your face was there" (anonymous audience member) direct quote time, too!
This has evolved from a comedy show to a gay confession booth and im all for it.
My introduction to Jaye...instantly with "stalk him" and "it's never over when they say" I was like _this person's a winner_ 😂
"exes are for stalking, not for friendship" 🤣💀
I love how when Jaye says something really out of pocket Matteo is just like “you better werk, Jaye!” 🤣🤣🤣
the collective gasp when that guy said "a year and a half"
i read this comment in the beginning of the video so i was waiting for the moment to happen. when i heard the story i was like hell no and the audience reaction was better than i could’ve imagined. their reaction is justified.
"Everyone in Seattle lives in a tent." lmaooo
Is this a reference to something?
8:19 my boy
It’s so true lol
Unfortunately a lot of folks here do :(
@@ginat.8064it’s referring to how expensive it is to live in Seattle.
Jaye is hilarious! And, onstage with Matteo....Pure Gold! Love.
"That man's name is Lindsey Graham...."
Priceless.
Geneva Vroom Vroom Karr
When he said that Jaye wrote great jokes he wasn't kidding, clearly that was a comedic gold maker delivering that level of comedy that quick on stage.
"You're right" 😮💨
That was hands down the most expressive admission of defeat I've heard😂
I need more matteo and jaye.
These are my favorite type of Mateo videos hands down.
Jaye is hilarious 😂 wish we could see more of her ✨
Jaye scared the hell out of that crowd! I love it.
Sorry I didn’t know your face was there🤣💀
More of Jaye and Matteo please ❤
I love the absolutely chaotic energy that Jaye immediately creates with these answers, just brilliant
Matteo has the best laugh.
Excellent pairing. Hysterical. 😊❤
My life as a piano mover LMAO
Holy SHIT she's funny! 🤣 Every line was a gem!
Jaye is funny af. A bird with teeth. 😂
3:42 the look on Matteo’s face bro!!!! ❤😂😂
Holy fuck, Jaye is quick and funny
More advice please!! This was epic!! 😂💕
Love this series of his!
You guys are FUNNYYYYY together!!!! more pls!!!
So, so funny.
Also huge congratulations Matteo on reaching 1 million subscribers too 🥳
Jaye is hilarious! I loved her set when she opened for you in Detroit. :)
More of this duo please 🙏🏼 😂 OMFG
I LOVE Jaye and her dynamic with Matteo!
You have a lot of great chemistry with other comics, but this is my favorite so far. Hilarious!
love her!! go girl
JAYE IS ICONIC. You rock!
I love Jaye! You both were too hilarious!
THIS....was really good!! 🎉🎉❤❤
Love your work Matteo!!
Matteo is best advice dispenser
This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen
I fucking love the advice series 😂😂😂
This was so unhinged... LOVED IT1
Love you Matteo❤🎉🎉
Matteo is world's best Agony Aunt, and with this charming assistant, he's unbeatable! I feel he could solve all the problems in my life and the lives of all the people I know. XD
People always ask Matteo about the wildest situations in these vids 😆
Matteo's face is precious.
Matteo almost at 1M‼️‼️‼️
Jaye slayed!
Two of my favorites ❤❤❤
You and Jaye were hilarious last night! Can’t wait for you to come back to Detroit!
This got me laughing until i peed a little in my pants. So funny. I would definitely love to see more of you. She is awesome and witty. With Nick as well, I'd probably rofling all night long. Consider it.
I didn't know Jaye and now I LOVE her! She is so funny and incisive, and yet so random, like it's impossible to know what she's going to say next.
This should have just gone on for three hours.
Excellent... lot's of fun!
Omg this was hysterical 😂😂😂.
Love this
OMG Love HER !!
It’s always the Olive Garden. 😂
Jaye knocking them down! good shit!
Yoooo Jaye do slay tho 💃🏻
Saw Jaye in Albany years ago since I lived in the area, she was hilarious and I'm glad to see she's doing well!
the mention of Chile sent me out of the window. damn god i didn’t know you even knew about the miners, thanks matteo!!
Everybody knows about them! And about the one who’s girlfriend and wife found out about eachother while they were waiting for them to be rescued
"everyone in Seattle lives in a tent" KILLED me - I work in Seattle 😂
Is Matteo just always wearing the Dodgers shirt, working at the comedy cellar, and giving advice with a guest?
This shirt is already an icon! :D
I’m from Seattle, that joke was hilarious 😂 but seriously you should tour here!! We would love to see you!
Will the comedy venue be a tent too? 🤔🤣
@@paunitka7 probably! Too rainy to do a show outdoors 😂
@@vsic1005 No, but really, is this some cultural reference that I cannot be aware of as an outsider? Is there some back story? My only associations with Seattle at this point is some old romcom and that awesome radio KEXP.
@@paunitka7 I think it’s either a hippy reference (because we’re super liberal, into nature, and smoke a lot of weed) or a reference to the city’s massive homeless population (largely due to rent increases and inflation, the city hasn’t done enough to help those living in tents on the streets).
@@vsic1005 Oh, I see... Hang on in there, I guess?
She actually killed it. I hope she has a special somewhere
Stalk him! So funny.😂
“I’m sorry, I didn’t know your face was there” 😂😂😂
This is the first time I've seen multiple people asking for advice actually say "You're right".
I didnt there was was a better duo rhan Matteo and Nick but Jaye is quite amazing ❤
Please bring Jaye back, she's hysterical 😂
She gets me lol
😂😂😂 Lindsey Graham! Epic 😂😂😂
He's trying to hit on you 😂😂😂
Least amount of questions answered winner!!!
FYI: the slapper clearly wants to be more than friends.
this is the first time i've heard of jaye and it only took until "stalk them" for me to become a huge fan of hers lmao
The spy store 😂
OMG 🔥 about to hit 1M! 👏👏👏 Who’s the real oral expert?!
Hilarious!
love it
This was hilarious!!
The slapping best friend is jealous and in love with him.
I don't know who Jaye is but, I love them! They are ICONIQUE!
The Seattle joke sent me
Lindsey Graham 😂😂😂
And our next guest on the Matteo Lane & Friends Variety Hour....
It's because he likes you,
When he gets drunk it's harder to hide and he doesn't want to cross the best friend line and possibly ruin the relationship, so instead of kissing you, he slaps you.
Thanks. I need a good laugh.
Please bring Jaye back all the time omg I’m crying
Hilarious
who else noticed hes almost at 1M subs!
Is this from the Advice Special or new material?
You have to stalk them to know you're WINNING...DUH.
1:35 If a one-night stand looked through my window and asked, "What's wrong?" I would die laughing. The innocent voice with deep sexual urges wins me over.
That second person sounds like they're unwitting friends to a closeted dominatrix who loves public shaming; the fact that he only does it while drunk shows he has DARK URGES that can only be released with history's oldest truth serum.
I've got friendly relationships with my exes, but I'm somewhat intense, so they keep their distances. To me, an ex-girlfriend is basically a BFF that you can share embarrassing sexual stories without getting judged...too harshly. XD
Ha, that fourth question. He's in a relationship with a married man, probably with kids and various relationships with the nearby shop owners and/or local runners. I love the thought that he's a hoarder. Maybe an animal hoarder?
Does Matteo own other shirts?
What does the audience guy say at 4:15? It's definitely not "You're right" like the caption says!
Neeeeeed more Jaye 😍😍😍😍
😂😂
A year and a half?!
He's married with children.