Matteo Lane & Emma Willmann Go To Whole Foods NEW
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I love how Emma loves everything that Matteo hates lol
its like watching two magnets with the same poles repel each other lmao
i love itt
Matteo goes to “Lululemon” should be next (it’d be an instant classic).
Yessssss!!!! I second this!
We need this
Omg absolutely yes
Once went on a date and we entered a Lululemon. The sales woman asked what we were looking for and this little twink said, "Oh just to spend exorbitant amounts of money"... I left.
Yessssss please!!! ❤
matteo is THE biggest food snob i've ever come across 😂
Yes. AND I love the way you said it.
THANK you
He hates Olive Garden, though so I respect him.
wrong, nick was right the whole time
Yea he is but I respect his taste. He has a super sensitive palate & once you taste amazing food, it's really difficult to go back to just regular food. I have a super sensitive palate too so I get it. It gets really frustrating too when you can't find something that measures up to high quality. I deal w/it especially with coffee. It's difficult to find good coffee let alone coffee that is made well. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so I could just eat/drink anything & enjoy it. C'est la vie.
Matteo saying "horrible" like a true New Yorker now
“I know gay men who look at this as a challenge” 4:01
Oh my fucking god 😂
he knows the fisters exist
We do like potions!!😂 I used to drink green tea while I smoked cigarettes because they "canceled each other out."
🤣🤣🤣
Oh God, the logic 😂
He just CANNOT stop himself with the Liza Minnelli can he?? 😂
Emma saying certain foods are bought because it's food for who you aspire to be only to throw it out after a while of not even remotely coming close to making what you bought it for is amazingly funny and relatable, love seeing Matteo with Emma, hopefully he does these trips with other people cause its funny watching them play off each other!
10:29 “Ugly, lumpy fruit” is what they called me in college.
Try to buy that lumpy orange on line, and it's like $23!
Now I want a full special from Matteo and Emma just talking about groceries 😂
Honeydew melons are delicious and apparently very underappreciated, I used to buy Fairway Market's (a New York based supermarket chain) organic honeydew juice and I used to make organic honeydew sorbet. I think the issue is low quality honeydew melons are forced into fruit salads taking up more space from oranges, strawberries and kiwis.
“Me and my wife make our own water.” 😆🤣😆
The fruit roast wasn't something I knew I needed in my life. Brilliant material from both of you.
"DRAGon fruit..." Ah LOL
GOOD 1! I THOUGHT 🤔🤯 THE SAME THING!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫸🏻🫷🏻🙏🏻
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭😂😂😂
the funniest part is that he didn't know the name when he said that
@@kelseyyyyyyyy9852 I KNOW! HE COULD'VE NAILED IT!🤔💭🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻😎🤣
I have to stick up for the lumpy bumpy oranges... They are fantastic. Super easy to peel and really yummy.
I was just coming on to say the same thing. The easy peel is a big appeal for those. Yummy
Best oranges ever will always be "Honeybell" is you ever see them buy them, yummy
@@raleighmann3368ohh i think i got some of those at the Asian grocery. Are they like super super juicy? I need to get them again
The Elizabethan ruffs around the pears, are to protect them from bruising
I love the quick cut away after Matteo said "I know gay men who look at this as a challenge" about the pineapple 🤣🤣🤣🤣
that orange thing with hpv had me dying 😂😂 and emma’s like “my dad had one of these on his back” 🤣
The Sumo Mandarins look wild af, but they are so so good!! I feel like a 90 year old woman recommending citrus fruit LOL!
"We like potions." YES.
honeydew melons are so good 😭😭😭 cantaloupe can go away
I guessed $32 for the maple syrup and I converted it from CAD to USD and it's $23.78 USD! I'm weirdly proud of myself.
Those weird-looking oranges are in fact, AMAZING.
Nice to see Emma with Matteo. I loved their podcast. By the way, Emma's looking fabulous!
Emma is looking soooo good
Right??? so happy she's been doing well
thank you!
3:20 as someone who works at a wellness co-op the phrase "we like potions" sums it all up perfectly
Please make a million of these they are SO GOOD dude I am obsessed. Everything about them is perfect.
I die every time Matteo does his Liza Minnelli impression 🤣
Please have her on your channel more often. This is the sarcastic comedy duo I never knew I needed.
I almost spit out my drink at that “let’s judge other fruits” convo😂
I MISS YOU TWO TOGETHER
"...and that was the beginning of my dental problem" 🤣
This is PEAK.
and Matteo, I know you keep getting compliments on it but I can't help but pile on: your beard really does look amazing. Love the look. Wish I could cut/style mine that cleanly/nicely
We miss the pod!!!! 😭 I needed this
Ive missed these two together! Inside the Closet is still one of my favorite podcasts this was such a treat
Ive been missing the podcast! These two are electric together.
Every time I see Emma being adorable, I go into a mental fan-fic spiral and imagine she's still Beth (from her role on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) and living her best life ❤😊
Mateo isn’t a food snob. He’s just picky and annoying about it. Remember, he likes those simple and repetitive pasta dishes with like three ingredients ❤❤❤
I don’t like how the bananas are hovering over the pineapples
Gay fruit
I LOVED seeing you guys together again after binging all of your podcast episodes during quarantine!
“It’s not like they went to Fiji to grab it” (when referring to the red kiwi)? Ummm, hello? New Zealand? 😂
And ooph, the side-eye at 7:55 😂
What kind of person prefers to eat Granny Smith apples!? 🍏 Matteo! I 👏🏼 am 👏🏼 disappointed! 👏🏼
Love these two separately and now chillin together!
7:35 um...when I was a kid I loved cherry tomatoes so much my mom would have to take the container away from me so I wouldn't eat them all in one sitting. I guess I'm a serial killer...haha.
So fun! Thanks so much for turning down the background music, it was so much more enjoyable to be able to hear you both so well. Loved it!
love you two together! love how you somehow have the OPPOSITE but THE SAME taste
Reunited never felt so good. Love you both together.
I am a Trader Joe’s person. I have been to Whole Foods only once. I love you videos.
Trader Joe’s 1000.647% for me lol
TJ’s & ALDI’s are owned by the same company now. Based in Germany I think.
I love her! She’s so funny. I wish she did audio books.
I miss In The Closet. It was good watching you both ❤
BEST tour of Whole Foods! Love that Emma revealed her mom's Whole Foods fruit shame! Too funny! 🤣
You and Rodrigo got married?!? I'm so excited for you!
(I only recently discovered you after you collabed with Gabi Belle, don't come at me if you've been married for 40 years. 😄 Been working my way through all your videos.)
I caught that too! I thought they were just dating.
11:46 summarizes this entire video perfectly
I can listen to Mateo as Liza doing literally anything!
I miss you and Emma on the podcast! We need it back!
Can't wait to catch you two live again! 🤞🏻
#Closeteers
I love this random series ❤😂
🤣Damn! It took me so long to get through this. Had to pause because I was laughing so much. I was eating and had to stop. When you do these store reviews, it's hysterical! I wonder how much you couldn't use. Matteo, you're the best! Stay blest!
Every sentence Matteo had to say was hilarious. This is what I live for. I'm addicted.
Totally love that you two went to Whole Foods commentary as always a super funny. However, you spent so much time in the produce section. The store has so many other really cool and super weird products maybe do a part two and go explore that. I’m not sure if your Whole Foods there has a clothing/ pharmaceutical section, but that’s always fun to go look at
So much fun!! Thanks Emma & Matteo!! 👸🏻💕🎶
I love how you have complete opposite opinions on almost everything! Also your commentary on honeydew is spot on!
Liza Minnelli for pizzaz apples is the thing I didn’t know I needed in my life!
Matteo is so close to a million subs!! 🥳🥳
Yyyaaaassss Emma !
I miss the podcast so much !!
Emma is fun
[Emma drops unpaid watermelon] “I failed the challenge 😮!
I love the Matteo store reviews
best apples are cosmic crisp. Tried cosmic crisps when they first came out a few years ago and I will never eat another variety of apple.
Super miss you two together! 🩷
They make me smile😊
“Would you like my Italian butter?” 😂😂
Matteo I just watched Upgraded! Bravo to you for your small part in this movie.
I’ve missed Matteo and Emma content 🥹
Love the gas station(AM/PM) cookies😂😂😂
this is me and my queer friends on any errand--love it
Matteo Lane is out here living his best Miss Coco Peru life while shopping at these stores 😂😄
The pineapple convo was…enlightening 😂
Me, who shops at Sprouts weekly and has tried every exotic fruit capitalism is able to ship to my location, watching you question what a dragon fruit is: 🥴
Also Macintosh is the best apple, Granny Smith is a close second. Since Macintosh are seasonal, I eat Granny Smith more often though.
Sitting here in the tub just bustin’ up 😂
“This is like a Shark Tank episode” 😂👌
Matteo Lane likes green plantain???? ugh could this man can be even more perfect
"We like potions."
Holy shit I bit into a refrigerated tootsie roll & it pulled out a tooth😂😂
I am right with you about cantaloupe and honeydew. They CAN go extinct. I love fruit and when I meet other people that turn down grapes, bananas, oranges, berries etc and then one day show up with a honeydew my face is cracked! lol “honeydew?!? Your fav fruit is honeydew?” 😂😂 also, when honeydew or cantaloupe IS PERFECTLY RIPE is two things: delicious AND SHOCKING bc it’s so rare! 😂😂😂
Hey Matteo 🤗you killed it last night! So much fun ❤️love u
I love Emma's hair!!
im crying at how they dragged honeydew the poor fruit lmaoooo 😭
Loved your cameo in “Upgraded”! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Any more projects to look out for?
Matteo puts in a new video, I'm watching...that simple 😁
Love all the Dalmatia fig spreads above the cheese... but I don't shop at Whole Foods - I can get locally sourced maple syrup near me for $15.
I moved from Upstate NY to Texas years ago and Whole Foods was the only store close in quality to Wegmans. The 365 store brand is quite good.
the story about emma's tooth in the protein bar was fucking hilarious, but in all seriousness i hope she's okay!
"I want soft and sweet." Lesbian
"I want hard and sour." Gay
That's amazing 😂 don't worry, Emma, I too prefer soft and sweet!
u should try Panforte di Siena...a chewy dense nut and dried fruit classic
Funny how they're like the exact opposite of eachother! #encore
Him doing his lesbian "I'm looking for something sweet and tender" reminded me of the PNSexplosion days. hee.
the Matteo lane x grimes collab I didn’t know I needed
Hey Mz Matteo Wintour, Anna wants her glasses back!😂
I would LOVE to see you try Durian fruit.
Omg when you come to Spain do the same video at Mercadona or any of the Spanish staples 😍