Matteo Lane - Italians, Germans, And The French

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  • čas přidán 6. 01. 2023
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  • @TakaComics
    @TakaComics Před rokem +1893

    “Oh… hi boyfriend.” Absolutely killed me 🤣

  • @laurenmooring1921
    @laurenmooring1921 Před rokem +12638

    If the aliens ever land, I vote we send Matteo to represent the human race. He’s a gem, and he probably already speaks the language ❤

    • @joshm.1483
      @joshm.1483 Před rokem +138

      Matteo should have played Amy Adams’ role in Arrival

    • @Scorpionic_
      @Scorpionic_ Před rokem +171

      He's our best specimen. The man can cook, sing, dance and drag 🤯

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust Před rokem +79

      @@Scorpionic_ and he's genuinely a NICE guy!

    • @PhoenixHinds
      @PhoenixHinds Před rokem +71

      And he's super cute, too.

    • @foxxxy1115
      @foxxxy1115 Před rokem +33

      @@Scorpionic_ he does drag too?? I need to see this!

  • @thomasgareau6675
    @thomasgareau6675 Před rokem +3673

    As a gay, Italian-American living in Luxembourg on the French border, I don’t know if I feel seen or attacked by this bit. 😂😂😂❤

    • @bigQraz
      @bigQraz Před rokem +77

      I’ve seen a guy in the comments who has the same comment as you. Are you friends? I mean there can’t be many gay Italians in Luxemburg

    • @bigQraz
      @bigQraz Před rokem +78

      @@blueqiqi but gay Italian-American? How often are these 3 variables together happening in a country with 640.000 citizens?

    • @hannahwalmer1124
      @hannahwalmer1124 Před rokem +55

      This is one of the obscurest "As a..." comments I've ever seen.

    • @JoaoPessoa86
      @JoaoPessoa86 Před rokem +10

      ¿Por que no Los dos?

    • @thomthom6268
      @thomthom6268 Před rokem +10

      @@blueqiqi there aren't a lot of people in Luxemburg. It's a burg! Its a duchy! It's the richest country in the EU! [Watch your back. Ireland is making a play on y'all]

  • @powerhouse884
    @powerhouse884 Před rokem +2302

    This guy could EASILY HOST THE OSCARS. Wow, what an amazing comedian and i love how effortlessly he engages with the crowd. You could literally just watch him talk to people all day and not be bored.

    • @ImmaFlamingo
      @ImmaFlamingo Před 11 měsíci +35

      I would LOVE to see him as a host. But I’m not sure how many American’s are ready for an Italian/Spanish homosexual who can also speak French and does drag host the academy awards 😂
      I’d love to see it though. I’m so glad I finally stumbled across him. ❤

    • @angelgilreath
      @angelgilreath Před 11 měsíci

      As long as he keep Will Smith's wife's name out his fu**ing mouth 😂😂😂😂

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Před 11 měsíci +12

      They need to start doing this, getting people who are charismatic but lesser known to do it. Moribund enterprise otherwise

    • @9godofthe6ix
      @9godofthe6ix Před 10 měsíci +2

      Especially in Italian or French

    • @Gaeilgeoir
      @Gaeilgeoir Před 10 měsíci +4

      🎯💯

  • @mkang1121
    @mkang1121 Před rokem +6118

    Someone give Matteo a nextfix special, he is so much funnier than some of the people on there!

    • @matteolanecomedy
      @matteolanecomedy  Před rokem +1554

      They said no 😂😂

    • @kaylasiemens
      @kaylasiemens Před rokem +365

      That is their loss! You should make your own I would pay for it 😂🤣 Love from Vancouver!!! I need to see one of your sets live!

    • @mkang1121
      @mkang1121 Před rokem +62

      @@matteolanecomedy They should reconsider! Love from Nashville!

    • @rainydaylady6596
      @rainydaylady6596 Před rokem +146

      Netflix said no?!? Idiots. The comedy and improvisation are spectacular, but being able to speak all the languages is impressive as hell. 🤗🖖💕

    • @j.f.32
      @j.f.32 Před rokem +86

      They say no??!?! ... someday is not doing their job properly at Netflix... They'll come back and you, Matteo, should charge double your initial offer.

  • @sk-2106
    @sk-2106 Před rokem +5506

    Imagine being this funny for 15 mins straight, completely improvised. New fan, but hard fan here.

    • @ohboilien
      @ohboilien Před rokem +227

      Yeah I’m also hard for him

    • @treyhudson73
      @treyhudson73 Před rokem +75

      @@ohboilien That didn't take long! 🤣

    • @lucianoag999
      @lucianoag999 Před rokem +66

      So being funny 15 minutes gay is not good enough for you?

    • @mrmr4622
      @mrmr4622 Před rokem +13

      The jokes werent tho, he made those before

    • @Buttercar420
      @Buttercar420 Před rokem +5

      so hard

  • @wks197980
    @wks197980 Před rokem +1108

    “You can always tell Germans in Italy. All sunburned and 10 feet tall. “🤣

  • @ginger6936
    @ginger6936 Před rokem +639

    "France" "Really, Italy??? 😒" I was a crying mess at that point!!! Love from Rome! 🇮🇹

    • @MaximilianvonPinneberg
      @MaximilianvonPinneberg Před 7 měsíci +13

      Well at least they will cook some decent food….

    • @Libellulaire
      @Libellulaire Před 4 měsíci +6

      @@MaximilianvonPinneberg
      As long as the French guy isn't too French... if he is, he'll try to mess up the Italian recipes by adding butter and cream everywhere... The horror.

    • @sufyanlowel4631
      @sufyanlowel4631 Před měsícem

      @@Libellulaire he is a lawyer. real job. it's the other one who do the research.

  • @Evelyn_Okay
    @Evelyn_Okay Před rokem +3439

    Matteo is so animated, I could understand 80% of the conversations in languages I don't speak

    • @an-eios7125
      @an-eios7125 Před rokem +52

      That's called "being Italian" xD

    • @ala_dine2709
      @ala_dine2709 Před rokem +1

      Me undersrand just 30% 😭

    • @glosc
      @glosc Před rokem +17

      He is not animated, he is just Italian!!! How do you think Italians travel the world without speaking the language? :D

    • @melanisticmandalorian8909
      @melanisticmandalorian8909 Před 11 měsíci

      @@glosc How do you shut up an Italian ? Tie up his hands.

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Body goes a long way. You can travel literally anywhere, just have to be patient. You can figure it out. It's really fun tbh.

  • @alienkinkvr
    @alienkinkvr Před rokem +2219

    4 languages and choosing to be professionally clever and snarky. Excellent.

    • @kendra4932
      @kendra4932 Před rokem +144

      He’s also been a chef, a painter, and he’s a classically trained opera singer! So talented!

    • @ThePixel1983
      @ThePixel1983 Před rokem +114

      4 languages, or in Luxembourgish: Almost enough to become a cashier. 😉

    • @FrogeniusW.G.
      @FrogeniusW.G. Před rokem

      What's his fourth?

    • @scottsebera4796
      @scottsebera4796 Před rokem +17

      @@FrogeniusW.G. french, german, italian and english

    • @pistonburner6448
      @pistonburner6448 Před rokem +4

      @@scottsebera4796 No, not English. He failed at basic spelling on his video's thumbnail.

  • @robson_gomes_hoeppner
    @robson_gomes_hoeppner Před 11 měsíci +599

    My husband is German. It is exactly like that. Not only does he want to know what we will do from the start to finish, each of the things are also fixed, like a contract that you sign with your blood. He goes crazy when I say “well, let’s go with the flow” hahaha

    • @MaximilianvonPinneberg
      @MaximilianvonPinneberg Před 7 měsíci +32

      How can you say ‘just go with the flow’? That is not an answer. Can you imagine if the trains went with their flow?

    • @keysmash_roa
      @keysmash_roa Před 7 měsíci +55

      ​@@MaximilianvonPinnebergwenn sie das machen würden wären sie evtl pünktlich

    • @tigna7548
      @tigna7548 Před 7 měsíci +16

      ​@@keysmash_roaI am always flabbergasted when a German casts a joke - this one just caught me off guard 😅

    • @d.m.1502
      @d.m.1502 Před 6 měsíci

      Absolutely 😅 Germans need a clear concept and a precise strategy for basically ANYthing. I'm being perceived as awfully rude for being 10 to 15 minutes late so often (I'm from Germany, but have Polish roots). Everybody REALLY thinks that I plan this upfront, that I am doing it on purpose in order to hurt and disrespect them or being manipulative (!). I'm just more disorganized in contrast to most Germans, DAMMIT!! 😂😂😂

    • @Anil18834
      @Anil18834 Před 5 měsíci +15

      Hahaha! You should see Germans living in Colombia.
      They learn to talk with strangers on the line at the supermarket, to kiss everyone hello even if they've just met them, to go to a country house to do NOTHING over the weekend, to get to places 5 minutes late and know they'll have to wait. It's a rough adjustment, but they get to a compromise after 7 years.😂

  • @rebeccamccoy2346
    @rebeccamccoy2346 Před 11 měsíci +192

    I can’t get enough of the German date. I’m still laughing.

    • @rawkhawk414
      @rawkhawk414 Před 10 měsíci +12

      The little "haha" sends me. It's such a stupid and stereotypical joke really but it makes me laugh so much.

  • @phoebesmith9089
    @phoebesmith9089 Před rokem +2361

    This guy is intelligent AND funny. What a gift for languages! That whole thing was just a breath of fresh air!

    • @artiaslari5594
      @artiaslari5594 Před rokem +28

      Its not a Gift ,in Europe you can speak at least 3 lenguages

    • @pistonburner6448
      @pistonburner6448 Před rokem

      Not intelligent enough to get the basic spelling correct on his video's thumbnail.

    • @arnaut108
      @arnaut108 Před rokem +17

      To be funny you have to be intelligent first so it doesn't surprise me

    • @nathanolson3135
      @nathanolson3135 Před rokem +1

      No he’s not

    • @veronica5lmaa
      @veronica5lmaa Před rokem +6

      @@artiaslari5594 he's from the US

  • @dinoearth5352
    @dinoearth5352 Před rokem +1271

    the "he has risen" line did NOT get enough laughs

    • @TurquoiseInk
      @TurquoiseInk Před rokem +8

      Agreed!

    • @amarbyrd2520
      @amarbyrd2520 Před rokem +19

      I almost choked laughing if that matters

    • @catherinedurbin9298
      @catherinedurbin9298 Před rokem +47

      And the “whatever you wear a dress” 😂

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Před rokem +48

      In Dutch, your crotch is called your kruis. It means cross, because of the seams in your trousers making a cross.
      So, cross and crotch are both called kruis.
      One day, a teacher in our classroom had received a Jesus-necklace in the mail from some Evangelic-promoting-peeps that wanted to give everyone a rosearynecklace and she wore it.
      But she was a bigbellied and bigbreasted woman and Jesus kept falling in between her breasts and sinking lower, until fully swallowed by them.
      So, she asked the neighbour if she could have her roseary and brought it to school the next day, putting them together and making a long, very long necklace that fit over her breasts and hung a bit below her bellybutton.
      Another teacher helped her with some extra clips, thereby making it even longer and at some point, when she tried showing it off (and noticed it was too long) the other teacher asked what was hanging from the necklace.
      "Jesus hanging on the cross", she answered. The other teacher replied; 'He's hanging on the cross alright...' and pointed at Jesus dangling right in front of her ladyparts.
      The teacher exclaimed; 'Oh no, it was the tits yesterday and now Jesus on the cross!' and they both got such a giggling attack that it didn't stop for half an hour.
      I don't know why they were teachers, because we learned jackshit from those two, but I think of the story whenever I see a roseary-necklace.

    • @natalyamartirosyan
      @natalyamartirosyan Před rokem +3

      Amen!

  • @Yesu44
    @Yesu44 Před rokem +636

    Did the line "he is risen" go over the audience's head. That was hilarious. I love me some Matteo. This was absolutely a master piece. Well done lad 👏👌.

    • @kenburns8721
      @kenburns8721 Před 9 měsíci +16

      In other sets, that punchline is subtly accompanied by his hand over his fly, and rising at the wrist. I think that helps some audiences along, though you and I got it immediately. 😉

    • @z.a.4801
      @z.a.4801 Před 7 měsíci +4

      It is a very good punchline.

    • @god0fgames100
      @god0fgames100 Před 6 měsíci +2

      I'm sure people everyone got it, it's just not that funny.

    • @DylanAndTheMusic
      @DylanAndTheMusic Před 6 měsíci +1

      I thought the same thing!!! 😂

    • @childofdestiny2811
      @childofdestiny2811 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I caught it and was embarrassed by my own slightly shame filled laughter!

  • @HiopX
    @HiopX Před rokem +379

    As a German I have to make one correction to the portrayal of our dates:
    We don't watch the Office, we watch Tatort or Lindenstraße

  • @gitresearch
    @gitresearch Před rokem +2358

    My mother is Italian. There is nothing closer to the truth than that milk line.

    • @sk-2106
      @sk-2106 Před rokem +12

      Yes, I felt that one too :)

    • @colineadesyeux
      @colineadesyeux Před rokem

      Oh yeah? So who's infant have you killed ?

    • @84Elenai
      @84Elenai Před rokem +74

      Trust me, Italian women are caring and loving people, but don’t make them angry. You don’t want to experience that 😂 We are passionate and very expressive, so it can be scary from a foreign perspective.
      Source: I am an Italian woman

    • @gitresearch
      @gitresearch Před rokem +7

      @@chingchengtzu Sicilian, and Calabrian.

    • @JacyndaMinor
      @JacyndaMinor Před rokem +12

      Same, her sister died recently and despite living in the same area she hadn’t spoken to her in decades. She just shrugged about it and said the same thing she always says about her sister, which I won’t repeat here.

  • @andgainingspeed
    @andgainingspeed Před rokem +1298

    I like that Matteo seems genuinely interested in the people in the audience, not just to riff off of, which of course he does hilariously. The dive into the Italian/French couple was gold.

  • @Warfreak
    @Warfreak Před 8 měsíci +10

    That "bonjour, I have a question" killed me lol

  • @vincentpollmann3191
    @vincentpollmann3191 Před rokem +353

    German gay guy here. Matteo, you are hilarious. You're depiction of european cultures or more or less stereotyps are funny as hell and your crowd work.... "ouch" Chefs kiss! You're an example that the "uncultured closed minded amurican!" is just a stereotyp. Loved it, love your personality...

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Před rokem +28

      Dutch hetereosexual female here. I want to believe that closeminded muricans are a stereotype, but I keep _only_ encountering those in my city. I live 5 minutes away from Amsterdam, that might be the reason, but OH are they rude and paranoid about us, yelling that they think our houses will collapse on them or that the water is poison without chlorine. Not to mention, the ones that want me to thank them for 'saving them' and then they get upset when I point out that was Canada (thankyou Canada!)
      If any American are reading this; Send your friendly ones! I bet they exist and I want to meet one.
      The Germans I've met so far were very friendly btw. Birckenstocks, TheNorthFace-jackets, bicycle-helmets and slightly marching during walking. I love it when a German tourist has practiced their 'dankjewel' even if it sounds like 'Dankawell.' Liebe Grüße von die KäseNachbarn!

    • @vincentpollmann3191
      @vincentpollmann3191 Před rokem +7

      @@Widdekuu91 🤣 wow so thats the stereotyps about germans around netherlands. Interessting and some how funny...
      Yeah its true, here are some groups that digging that style...
      But not the majority actually. And thats the whole point if stereotyps aren't they? Yeah there are muricans that behaving like that but not the majority in Amerika. Confirmation Bias and all that jazz, I think...
      groetjes van de aardappelen uit de buurt

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Před rokem +7

      @@vincentpollmann3191 Haha, yeah probably, I hope I just ´missed´ a lot of wellbehaved tourists walking around silently that were wellcamouflaged Americans. And Germans for that matter. Although I have yet to see a German misbehave on holiday. Even in Amsterdam I haven´t seen a German "go wild" but who knows in the future :P

    • @vincentpollmann3191
      @vincentpollmann3191 Před rokem +2

      @@Widdekuu91 🤣🤣🤣 well what can I say ... some stereotyps are actually true. We are wellbehaving bit just until someone isn't respecting the reservation of a sun lounger at the pool by a towel, placed there in the earlier hours.
      And that is actually a true thing here.

    • @jamillx
      @jamillx Před rokem

      @@Widdekuu91 by northface you mean jack Wolfskin?

  • @ericjohnson1551
    @ericjohnson1551 Před rokem +1108

    Matteo's ability to engage with an audience is amazing. He has a great energy. If I were in New York, I'd definitely go see him in person.

    • @emilygotowiec3846
      @emilygotowiec3846 Před rokem +6

      Truly the king of crowd work

    • @lindsaynash3653
      @lindsaynash3653 Před rokem +6

      I thought you wrote,” I would go see him in prison “ 😂🤦‍♀️. I mean, he would be great company in prison 🤷‍♀️

  • @judylearn7971
    @judylearn7971 Před rokem +842

    Thanks so much for stitching the short clips back into the original set, and sharing it! The flow, the context, make it all even better, and it was pretty darn great even in bits and pieces.

    • @ibinabocharles-senibo1946
      @ibinabocharles-senibo1946 Před rokem +3

      Ikrrrrr😂I tried looking for the short clips to show my friend but I noticed everything was back together, I enjoyed this better.

  • @xavieryt412
    @xavieryt412 Před rokem +99

    I've seen people being good at improvising but this is a whole new level of mastery.

  • @paolaleonardi1741
    @paolaleonardi1741 Před 11 měsíci +198

    As an Italian/Sicilian that lives in the UK and speaks French as well, this was a delight. Got to follow in all the languages, but German 😅. Loved the sense of humour, was clever and not offensive at all. Please keep up the good work 😊

  • @palacioed17
    @palacioed17 Před rokem +598

    As a half French gay person living in Luxembourg, and having visited NYC... I feel seen 😂

    • @mischr13
      @mischr13 Před rokem +39

      I read this as "as a half gay French person" lol

    • @radiochickpro
      @radiochickpro Před rokem

      🤣

    • @Jumpoable
      @Jumpoable Před rokem +11

      @@mischr13 All French are half gay, that's true.

    • @malizee2264
      @malizee2264 Před rokem

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

    • @derguy6480
      @derguy6480 Před rokem +3

      @@Jumpoable looks like you don't know the French.

  • @michaellasfetto5810
    @michaellasfetto5810 Před rokem +905

    You and Gianmarco have perfected the art of crowd work and I could watch both of you do your own entire specials just of that.

    • @madscientess9987
      @madscientess9987 Před rokem

      czcams.com/video/V8yjA_7H-Rc/video.html enjoy!

    • @michaelsutherland5848
      @michaelsutherland5848 Před rokem +13

      Check out Drew Lynch if you like crowd work.

    • @greyAMK
      @greyAMK Před rokem +19

      I feel the same about Ashley Gavin and Jessica Kirson too!

    • @churrothiev8387
      @churrothiev8387 Před rokem +20

      Taylor Tomlinson has good crowd work too. Although this guy beats both Gianmarco and Taylor imo.

    • @arwinaziz911
      @arwinaziz911 Před rokem +1

      Andrew Schultz

  • @user-nn7dj3cn6j
    @user-nn7dj3cn6j Před rokem +45

    I've never seen anyone be able to improvise for 14 minutes keeping the audience engaged the whole time and coming up with jokes that are funnier than staged bits. I'm truly impressed!

  • @valetoxicus5927
    @valetoxicus5927 Před rokem +60

    I’ve watched this so many times, and it’s funny every time! The gay Italian and French couple who speak English to each other at home are definitely cooking fettuccini Alfredo together.

  • @tiadeets
    @tiadeets Před rokem +1293

    As a French person who's lived in several European countries, this was hilarious. xD

    • @giulia6344
      @giulia6344 Před 7 měsíci +26

      As and Italian person who has lived in a few European countries, I agree 😂

    • @isabellechevereau7539
      @isabellechevereau7539 Před 5 měsíci +21

      As a French person who can understand the four langages he used, I had a whale of a time. He ought to know , in the end we always end up using English. My daughter is French and lives in Germany with a Spanish flatmate, guess what...

    • @NatalieGrantLogan
      @NatalieGrantLogan Před 4 měsíci +1

      Same! Understanding all of those languages makes it even funnier. He needs a European tour.

  • @leoberg7920
    @leoberg7920 Před rokem +572

    Matteo is amazing at improv and impressions and brutal hilarious honesty simultaneously. Always feel lucky when I go to the cellar and he is performing.

  • @Bardaisboutique
    @Bardaisboutique Před rokem +134

    As an Irish women who speaks French and Italian and lived in Italy and now live in America,he hits these skits so good 😊

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk Před 8 měsíci

      I’m Irish as well. What county are you from?

    • @Bardaisboutique
      @Bardaisboutique Před 8 měsíci

      @@cityhawk Galway, hbu

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk Před 8 měsíci

      @@Bardaisboutique Cork. Mother from Skibbereen. Father from Midleton.

    • @Bardaisboutique
      @Bardaisboutique Před 8 měsíci

      @@cityhawk no flies on you so lol, people's Republic of Cork

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk Před 8 měsíci

      @@Bardaisboutique Yeah, I keep them away with insect spray. 😝

  • @ladycrowley1413
    @ladycrowley1413 Před rokem +73

    As someone who speaks French, English and Italian and currently trying to learn German, this speaks to my soul. Also good improv !

  • @SillyTube9
    @SillyTube9 Před rokem +176

    Matteo: “What do I have to do in order to impress the French? Go back in time and be born there?”
    It would help.

  • @robster6162
    @robster6162 Před rokem +457

    Handsome, cultured, intelligent, funny & a master of improv comedy. First class in every possible sense. This guy deserves all the praise & accolades. 🎉😍🤩

    • @KattMurr
      @KattMurr Před rokem +12

      And have you heard him sing??? Mind blowing!!!

    • @robster6162
      @robster6162 Před rokem +5

      @@KattMurr he’s so talented. The full package 😁

    • @bradcallahan3546
      @bradcallahan3546 Před rokem

      Except he’s gay. No thanks

    • @jonavanderpal
      @jonavanderpal Před rokem +9

      @@bradcallahan3546 c'mon man, really?

    • @bradcallahan3546
      @bradcallahan3546 Před rokem

      @@jonavanderpal You're acting like I said something wrong. Maybe do a reality check

  • @known_film4081
    @known_film4081 Před rokem +40

    This is the best 14 minutes of improvised stand-up I have ever seen 🙌

  • @IsabelleAProf
    @IsabelleAProf Před rokem +267

    Je suis prof de français et j'approuve le français que notre cher Matteo utilise. Bravo! 😄

    • @TheDisorderly
      @TheDisorderly Před rokem +1

      Stay in France please

    • @JustBeingAwesome
      @JustBeingAwesome Před rokem +3

      You are an optimistic teacher ;) C'était plutôt bof

    • @josiahbrown5582
      @josiahbrown5582 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Je pense que c’était bon…mais, je suis pas prof et je parle français depuis seulement deux ans 😅

    • @wmmv2019
      @wmmv2019 Před 9 měsíci +3

      ​@@JustBeingAwesome MDR tu n'es pas français pour rien 😂🤭

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Depuis l'année prochaine j'étudiais francais pour quatre sémestres à l'université et le francais de Matteo est plus mieux que le mienne!

  • @Nuage9987
    @Nuage9987 Před rokem +720

    You ARE cultured. Your accents in italian and french are so perfect, it's uncanny. Congrats.

    • @MsZephyra
      @MsZephyra Před rokem +102

      His French accent is far from perfect but he gets an A for effort!

    • @unknownzzz5115
      @unknownzzz5115 Před rokem +45

      @@MsZephyra His Italian accent as well but not bad for an American, really.

    • @marcoluppo5783
      @marcoluppo5783 Před rokem +9

      Lol his italian accent isn’t that great either 😂

    • @asddewijklc
      @asddewijklc Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@marcoluppo5783 girl isn’t he literally Italian

    • @marcoluppo5783
      @marcoluppo5783 Před 11 měsíci +40

      @@asddewijklc He’s American/ Italian. His accent doesn’t sound native Italian.

  • @gayvideos3808
    @gayvideos3808 Před rokem +378

    I like how he put so much effort into his French and Italian and then he got to German and you could tell he only cared about the chalk

    • @followp
      @followp Před rokem +16

      Maybe that’s because his German sucks….

    • @andreas_kuenster
      @andreas_kuenster Před rokem +29

      @@followp well I was actually impressed - pretty sure if he would put an effort into it he would learn pretty quick.

    • @MellonVegan
      @MellonVegan Před 11 měsíci +20

      @@followp It really doesn't. Sure, foreign accent and all (sounding French, actually, which is funny bc I've met a couple US Americans who end up sounding French in German) but it's not like his accent in either French or Italian is authentic. But he's able to hold a conversation in at least 4 languages, even if the German bit was short.... "suck" is totally unfair.

    • @ReflectingShadow
      @ReflectingShadow Před 10 měsíci +11

      Nah it doesnt suck. It sounds a bit weird but you can understand him. Besides the guy speaks multiple languages give him a break.

    • @tigna7548
      @tigna7548 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@MellonVeganAs an Italian - he is very fluent, of course he's got an American accent but underneath it you can also hear... a Roman accent.

  • @cellitha4906
    @cellitha4906 Před 5 měsíci +24

    As a swede, laughing out loud while watching this alone, is top grade. This guy is hilarious!

  • @AggressivelyLoving
    @AggressivelyLoving Před rokem +22

    I'll have to admit: Matteo has a dang good smile man

  • @Birdbike719
    @Birdbike719 Před rokem +262

    Hilarious set. Also impressed that Matteo can so flawlessly switch languages and that he is fluent in so many!

    • @Tu51ndBl4d3
      @Tu51ndBl4d3 Před rokem +11

      You’re impressed he speaks Latin in different fonts?

    • @lavarognyeee6710
      @lavarognyeee6710 Před rokem +4

      @@Tu51ndBl4d3 can you do that?

    • @DJWNB
      @DJWNB Před rokem +9

      Welcome to Europe 😅😉 most of us speak two or three languages ( I speak four fluently but I went to a linguistic lycaeum )

    • @MontagZoso
      @MontagZoso Před rokem

      @@Tu51ndBl4d3 how many “fonts” do you speak? 😒

  • @christianscholer6599
    @christianscholer6599 Před rokem +285

    I was so impressed Matteo speaks Spanish and Italian, but now French too?! Amazing!

    • @misseli922
      @misseli922 Před rokem +59

      And German! Wtf

    • @rencat7075
      @rencat7075 Před rokem +56

      his french is not bad either! it's pretty beginner level and he's doing okay on the accent, he just sounds a little Italian when he speaks french 😂

    • @poppyseeds439
      @poppyseeds439 Před rokem +38

      @@rencat7075 an Italian accent is better than an English accent in French

    • @goa6329
      @goa6329 Před rokem +4

      @@poppyseeds439
      Mais non! Pourquoi tu dis ça?😉

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před rokem +23

    Regarding fettuccine Alfredo, it WAS invented in Italy at a restaurant in Rome, but it's still very much not a thing in the country and has since become an American thing. Modern fettuccine Alfredo was invented by Alfredo Di Lelio. In 1892, Alfredo Di Lelio began to work in a restaurant that was located in Piazza Rosa and run by his mother Angelina. Di Lelio invented "fettuccine al triplo burro" (later named "fettuccine all'Alfredo" or "fettuccine Alfredo") in 1907 or 1908 in an effort to entice his wife, Ines, to eat after giving birth to their first child Armando. Alfredo added extra butter or "triplo burro" to the fettuccine when mixing it together for her.
    Piazza Rosa disappeared in 1910 following the construction of the Galleria Colonna/Sordi, and the restaurant was forced to close. Di Lelio later opened his own restaurant, Alfredo alla Scrofa (which still exists today), then called "Alfredo", in 1914 on the via della Scrofa in central Rome. The dish gained popularity in the US when two American actors (Douglas Fairbanks and Mary Pickford) visited the restaurant while on their honeymoon in 1920.

    • @wallihaley5194
      @wallihaley5194 Před rokem

      Yes, I saw some sort of documentary about this years ago.

    • @kenburns8721
      @kenburns8721 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Yes, Matteo visited Alfredo alla Scrofa in Roma over a year ago and posted it. His remaining complaint is that after Hollywood stars brought it to the USA, American versions went awry.

    • @DizzyBusy
      @DizzyBusy Před 2 měsíci

      Rome is not representative of the whole country, is all I'm gonna say to that. The guy from Milano probably didn't eat it at home

  • @thehandleIwanted
    @thehandleIwanted Před 6 měsíci +15

    As an Italian-British with a French boyfriend, I loved this segment. Yes, my boyfriend and I speak mostly English and yes I'm the one learning French, his language 😂

  • @becca475
    @becca475 Před rokem +242

    This guy is epic, four, five languages. It's awesome, also the fact he didn't even have this planned as a skit...

  • @Cbb88dragonborn
    @Cbb88dragonborn Před rokem +200

    The bits are always hilarious but whenever he switches languages it’s just honestly really impressive. I’ve got to get my boyfriend to flirt with me in Spanish more

  • @mooonlight778
    @mooonlight778 Před rokem +8

    AND YOU CHOSE ENGLISH?! god this has me wheezing 😂❤

  • @rachelh2731
    @rachelh2731 Před 3 měsíci +19

    This is AMAZING. I have seen these smaller clips split up, but never all together. Matteo is actually insanely intelligent. Just to be able to switch between 4 different languages, with accents, and appropriate cultural references, while being funny AF, all on the fly... and sometimes throws in some opera singing too. Like, WTAF. Dude is brilliant!!!! So much charm and naturally hilarious. My spirit animal 100%

  • @boredchika
    @boredchika Před rokem +15

    The completely defeated "bonsoir" made my soul leave my body!!

  • @brimazzu3223
    @brimazzu3223 Před rokem +473

    3 semesters of Italian class in the states, and I actually understood some of what Matteo was saying.

    • @zarengurl
      @zarengurl Před rokem +32

      10 years of spanish and same 😉

    • @shanacharlie9940
      @shanacharlie9940 Před rokem +30

      3 months of studying Italian while abroad in Florence and I somehow understood all of it. Never thought that would happen 🥲. Definitely a miracle!

    • @connaeris8230
      @connaeris8230 Před rokem +9

      Good job! Sure, they weren't talking about very complicated things, but that's still an accomplishment!

    • @gabrielemangialavori8732
      @gabrielemangialavori8732 Před rokem

      @@zarengurl It doesn't mean anything, many have this stereotype that they are the same thing but it's not like that at all, they are different languages 🤣

    • @zarengurl
      @zarengurl Před rokem +9

      @@gabrielemangialavori8732 all but 1 with a common Latin root that makes it easier for other Latin root language speakers to understand.

  • @jimmypes3111
    @jimmypes3111 Před rokem +23

    My boyfriend and I watched this last night and we laughed so hard!! What a talent. Matteo is truly funny and brilliant.

  • @allenlivera1611
    @allenlivera1611 Před rokem +15

    To be this funny, in multiple languages, no less? He gets my vote.

  • @inflatablewolfie
    @inflatablewolfie Před rokem +143

    I've yet to see Matteo perform his set. In both videos I've seen of him, he's always "just" interacting with the crowd and it's totally great! I feel like Matteo is the kind that really works better with a smaller audience. It wouldn't work as well with like 200 people in attendance, having a conversation with a couple people in front.
    But for sure, if I ever go back to new york, I'll try and catch him performing!

    • @Wildrosesmyl
      @Wildrosesmyl Před rokem

      I wholeheartedly DISAGREE with you.
      Have you ever seen Taylor Tomlinson perform? She shares the same sort of comedic brilliance for crowd work that Matteo does, and she had a Netflix special.
      Regardless, this is one of the reasons that I cancelled my Netflix account. Netflix shouldn't be considered as the sole arbiter of comedic platforms. Other platforms are producing award-winning content, too.

    • @inflatablewolfie
      @inflatablewolfie Před rokem

      @@Wildrosesmyl Thanks for your input!

  • @Greg-vq9tu
    @Greg-vq9tu Před rokem +149

    He’s an immediate-release antidepressant! God bless you Matteo ❤

  • @MichaelLasotaTW
    @MichaelLasotaTW Před rokem +7

    I love a multilingual artist of any type. He's hilarious.

  • @lorenzamarzolla
    @lorenzamarzolla Před rokem +49

    as an Italian, this was a blast. what a great piece of stand up to feel represented! loved your european culture

  • @delfin7461
    @delfin7461 Před rokem +49

    Matteo just kills me!!!! He's sweet and snarky at the same time.

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube Před rokem +210

    the more matteo content, the better!!! upload another special asap, and more videos with nick!!!

  • @mrjackdog
    @mrjackdog Před rokem +10

    So nice to hear multiple languages, it breaks the glass walls of the American audience.

  • @naydee
    @naydee Před rokem +9

    I can’t watch his comedy enough.
    So quick and genuine and truly funny.

  • @MrHenry84
    @MrHenry84 Před rokem +129

    At this point I just want to go to NYC to see if Matteo can speak Danish. He's so cultured I wouldn't be surprised 😁

    • @lohphat
      @lohphat Před 10 měsíci

      Jeg bor i NYC. Du ka godt besøge mig og taler dansk fordi der bliver ikke nogen at snakke med…

  • @matrix2297
    @matrix2297 Před rokem +9

    13:23 "After our meal we'll discuss things that make us laugh. Ha ha." How does he do this 😂

  • @ggguillemette1375
    @ggguillemette1375 Před rokem +17

    As a half french/half italian, I thoroughly enjoyed this x)

  • @zanderkay6632
    @zanderkay6632 Před rokem +23

    This was really funny! As a German living in France close to Luxembourg and knowing Italian lawyers working there, I must say this was straight on the point. 😂

  • @prospectnyc
    @prospectnyc Před rokem +37

    Matteo doesn't need a set. This is super entertaining and engaging as is.

  • @sarakatharina2928
    @sarakatharina2928 Před rokem +113

    I love your charm and even when you say something about "Italians" or "Germans" it is never insulting.

  • @HighQualityLeftover
    @HighQualityLeftover Před rokem +52

    Matteo? Your assessment of the german people is 100% on point. Sometimes i wake up at night, and wander onto the Autobahn, only to measure if the spaces between the white guidelines are consistant in lengh or not. My clock adjusts its own time according to my poop schedule. We invented the checkered quad paper, but quickly abandoned it again, because it was too chaotic for us. Our foreplay is an half hour of terms of service pages read out loud.

    • @Anil18834
      @Anil18834 Před 5 měsíci +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      I'm a Colombian who attended a German school. I can identify with the Autobahn measurements and the poop schedule.
      I've also straightened paintings at my ENT Doctor's office. My French partner used to call me "Monkey" after Monk the TV series. I must admit I looked at him surprised... you mean it shows? All my classmates are the same. We're strange half breeds who can party like Latins and be spontaneous, but don't mess with our work output with a text during office hours.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před rokem +58

    Kudos for speaking other languages! Knowing about the cultures of other countries gives you the advantage of throwing shade where it hurts and they appreciate it. It says a lot when people from other countries come to see you. You managed to unify this crowd through knowing other languages and found a way to make it work. You ARE cultured by opening up and giving other languages a chance. "A different language is a different vision of life”, as fellow Italian Federico Fellini once said. As for hottest languages, Spanish is definitely up there. It is related to Italian and French after all. Find the right Spanish-speaking person with the right accent and it's all over.

  • @ilovebuns9502
    @ilovebuns9502 Před rokem +9

    I am screaming at the big sweater “ u know what’s funny?!” 😂😆

  • @ryuonedge
    @ryuonedge Před rokem +129

    I love that you speak SO many languages xD
    I'm from Germany so naturally I learned English and French at school but I've started learning Dutch with Duolingo as well. It was really cool to understand every language except for Italian in this video :'D

    • @Becky_Cal
      @Becky_Cal Před rokem +10

      Same, while I’m also American I speak the same languages Matteo speaks so was easily able to follow all his set! Language is the door to fully understanding people and culture.

    • @jonavanderpal
      @jonavanderpal Před rokem

      veel succes met Nederlands leren :)

    • @ryuonedge
      @ryuonedge Před rokem +1

      @@jonavanderpal Dank je!! :)

    • @lissandrafreljord7913
      @lissandrafreljord7913 Před rokem +1

      If they are ever remaking Inglourious Basterds, but Hans Landa is actually an Italian Fascist officer, then Matteo must play him. He literally speaks all 4 languages needed in the film.

  • @Anil18834
    @Anil18834 Před 5 měsíci +9

    Amo a Matteo! I'm a Colombian-American woman who attended a German school and lived in Italy. I also had a French lawyer boyfriend who spoke English at home. He said he didn't have the patience to speak with me in French 😂😂😂
    I completely identified with Matteo!

  • @midas1929
    @midas1929 Před rokem +64

    Stumbled on this by "accident" in Switzerland. This guy is so funny and what a great improv with the audience. He is so much better than most well known people that waste our time on TV. I speak German, French, Italian, English and Spanish and his language skills and pronunciation are spectacular. I hope to see more from Matteo!

    • @cryptnick_
      @cryptnick_ Před 5 měsíci

      Hello from Switzerland as well. Just stumbled over Matteo. He's such a gem. ☺️

  • @mini6164
    @mini6164 Před rokem +49

    Omg Matteo is so cultured!😂

    • @Ozubura
      @Ozubura Před rokem +6

      He spoke Darlene I was impressed. 😂

  • @andrewadams530
    @andrewadams530 Před rokem +50

    Bro Matteo is so fucking hilarious I'm so glad I found him. Although his vlog videos are interesting I honestly always hope that he uploads more standup clips because they make me die. Especially his crowd work. It's also insane how many languages he speaks, I'm curious if that's from his opera background like he learned a bunch of languages so that he could pronounce the words properly in different songs he sings or if it's completely unconnected.
    I hope you come do a show in Denver Colorado soon. I saw that it isn't on your tour list and that's a god damn shame.

  • @hgarcia7935
    @hgarcia7935 Před rokem +8

    Omg! I finally got to watch the entire skit he did. I always kept seeing parts and parts only. I love Matteo! He is freaking hilarious and does not hold anything back. Love it! I need to check out his tours to go.

  • @faithboggs1508
    @faithboggs1508 Před 7 měsíci +6

    as someone that is african american and has italians married in to the family, a sister that is learning german and is currently learning spanish, i feel like this truly captures the essence of being in a multicultural family

  • @ellievranesevic
    @ellievranesevic Před rokem +36

    Not only was this fucking IMPRESSIVE AS HELL, it was also funny as FUCK. What a natural. Well done matteo! ❤🙌🏼

  • @odistabettor
    @odistabettor Před rokem +53

    I just really love how you can just talk to your audience (in four languages nonetheless) and still be so damn funny.

  • @Stonk5331
    @Stonk5331 Před rokem +13

    God damn, he described my german routine too well

  • @courtneyacoleman
    @courtneyacoleman Před rokem +9

    I can only wish to be as cultured & funny as Matteo is, what a treat.

  • @Harshulnarang1
    @Harshulnarang1 Před rokem +50

    I love that fettuccine Alfredo joke! And the way it came back to haunt him 😂😂

  • @MariaGolay
    @MariaGolay Před rokem +21

    Matteo is so funny. I love to hear him talk. Love when he starts speaking different languages.

  • @lisahoshowsky4251
    @lisahoshowsky4251 Před 10 měsíci +36

    This video scrambled my brain, I literally walked downstairs saw my cat and started talking to her in French😂😂
    I did take French for 8 years but it never really stuck so I do only really use it on the cat since she won’t judge but it just came out when I wasn’t intending it😂😂

  • @lafourmiedesbois5901
    @lafourmiedesbois5901 Před rokem +8

    I am french and as many french people I adore our Italian cousins, they have very strong listening skills and I highly appreciate that. Unrelated.

  • @sambauer7138
    @sambauer7138 Před rokem +34

    matteo's crowdwork is always the best in my opinion, he is so qui k with it and always gets a cackle out of people

    • @sambauer7138
      @sambauer7138 Před rokem

      @OfficialMatteoLane wow... definetly not a scam... because nowadays we all use emojis unironically, anyways get lost ❤️

  • @Rhakete
    @Rhakete Před rokem +29

    My girlfriend and I are Dutch and German...I don't think anyone's ever gonna complain about us speaking english with each other😂

    • @alwaysuseless
      @alwaysuseless Před rokem +6

      Not to complain, but ... Why speak English? Dutch is just mispronounced German.

    • @Rhakete
      @Rhakete Před rokem +2

      @@alwaysuseless A very valid point, we're pretty lazy for not having learned each other's language yet 😅

    • @Anil18834
      @Anil18834 Před 5 měsíci

      😂

  • @Monstonity
    @Monstonity Před rokem +4

    i love how he just interacts with people in the crowd as if hes been friends with them for a while

  • @nancycrandall4545
    @nancycrandall4545 Před rokem +2

    “Really Italy? We’re going to go with France?”🤣🤣🤣

  • @Artemus1965
    @Artemus1965 Před rokem +71

    My late mother was born in America but she grew up with parents that were Very French (they spoke English but if they got into a fight with each other, my mom said they'd switch from English to French within seconds LOL)...so when my mom would get mad, she'd be very verbal, BUT at times she'd hold things if she was pissed at someone until she'd blow up like Vesuvius. I remember her being pissed off at my sister when my dad was dying of cancer and she didn't come to see him before he died...WELL after the service at the cemetery she got her and her husband a few feet away from my father's open grave and blew up at them like an atomic bomb. That's the kind of temper she had lol

    • @charles1413
      @charles1413 Před rokem +18

      Being French is not a personnality trait. Your mother clearly had anger issues.

  • @LGtheTrainer
    @LGtheTrainer Před rokem +6

    This is legit one of the most hilarious pieces I've watched on CZcams. This is insane. LOL

  • @chaeyoungsstrawberryfarm3327
    @chaeyoungsstrawberryfarm3327 Před 10 měsíci +2

    “He learned French for you!”
    Iykyk😭

  • @nini_aeranoid
    @nini_aeranoid Před rokem +13

    Just stumbled across here…this guy’s talented AF. Really enjoyed this set. Greetings from an Italian in Germany ☺️

  • @lars7282
    @lars7282 Před rokem +17

    One of the best „sets“. That’s stand up to me. Love from Germany ;-)

  • @vversusv1364
    @vversusv1364 Před rokem +45

    Get this man a Netflix special! I found Matteo from watching his episodes on Andrew Schulz's Flagrant podcast, and I've been a fan ever since.
    Also, I hope Matteo comes back to Chicago soon to do a show!

  • @lurklingX
    @lurklingX Před rokem +6

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this was fantastic!!! i love the crowdwork! amazing to have someone SO good at that AND their normal material. (also impressed with all the languages. i'm still trying to get a few to that basic conversational level. french and german among them.)

  • @chrisminshall938
    @chrisminshall938 Před rokem +6

    I wake up with serious anxiety a cpl days a week , about 3-4am. So I stumbled across Matteo Lanes vids about a month ago, and I can say that listening to his standup helps to bring the anxiety down, so I can go on with my day. Thankyou Matteo

  • @bobbyloglisci494
    @bobbyloglisci494 Před rokem +31

    Matteo! You are on fire here! Have not laughed this hard in ages! Grazi!

  • @michaelcoutts9470
    @michaelcoutts9470 Před rokem +15

    I'm so glad I got to see all these clips together. This is really an amazing set.

    • @alwaysuseless
      @alwaysuseless Před rokem

      Are you saying you actually got to see his entire performance at this location? I'd be surprised, but happy for you, if that were the case.

  • @mariannetfinches
    @mariannetfinches Před rokem +35

    I laughed so hard! As a half French person with German & Italian friends this was disturbingly accurate. Loved the multilingualism & now I can say gay in Italian!

  • @ryanberman5314
    @ryanberman5314 Před rokem +3

    This guy KILLS!!!!
    Amazing crowd work. I usually skip crowd work sections but this was great