Matteo Lane - An Italian & A Colombian
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Sometimes, Matteo, you are just golden. Just golden.
Always! Golden 😊
LOL, everyone who reads this comment will only focus on the "sometimes" part 🤣🤣🤣
Not sometimes but EVERYTIMEE!!
Always golden!
literally he’s the best
Even tho Matteo’s married now Nick Smith will forever be his trophy wife
That wasn’t a joke? Lol
Ok that was funny! And accurate 😂
He’s married??? To whom????
I always thought nick was his annoying little brother that he tolerated but loved, like you can make fun of them all day, but if anyone else says something, you’ll fuck them up. LOL
Aren’t they brothers 😅
I'm Brazilian, I work in a bank and I am in a running club 🤣🤣 this set was hilarious 😂
Did you also notice that Juan spoke Portuguese instead of Italian at 5:45? 😂
Sim! 😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣🤣
you're bored with your life as well?
@@viniciusa.pedreira290acho q o q vc apontou é ele tava falando espanhol! “Tu quieres aprender italiano”.
JAW DROP"D WHEN MATTEO SAYS HE MARRIED
MY LAWWD
congrats gorlieeeee 🦋🦋
He said that a few videos ago.
Where have you been? It was all the society pages! She didn't wear white and maid of honor Nick looked bored to death.
Hey God it's me again....
Someone doesn't watch We Might Be Drunk...
Wait he’s married?!?!?!
She's so typically Northern Italian, which Matteo is not, that I started to wonder if he wasn't getting it. At the end it was clear he made it on purpose.
Mind to explain? Im not getting it :D
Matteo Is not italian lol
He’s Italian and Mexican, he’s mentioned it in multiple clips.
@@jonathancadle1261 Italian/ Mexican mother & Irish father
@@Sethgerthe culture between Northern and Southern Italy is very different, that's why
"So I'm just going to Amsterdammm soooo erhm ciaoooooooo" is the perfect 'fresa' North Italian imitation 👌😌
“I neurotic gay guy who looks a little like Liza Minnelli”
Y’all I lost it
Columbia is the University and the winter sportswear company! Colombia is the country 😘✌️🌞❤️
Yes please explain to the italian!!
Gracias
yup. noticed that too on the title..... "colOmbian"
Please spell CO LOM BIA well!!
Gracias. ❤
We need a series of Matteo teaching Italian quips and phrases
Why?
@@JewishJeff839So we can all learn to talk shit in another language. The question is why not
5:54, the dude tried to speak italian and ended up speaking portuguese, you gotta love languages xDDD
the weird cousin of the latin languages: Portuguese
although not the most feral, that's Romanian
I heard "eu" at some point, idk if the rest of what he said then was Italian?
@@victoriancuddler as someone who despises french as a language and speak Spanish and Portuguese... ok nvm, if we talk about Portuguese from Portugal, yeah... pretty weird but... french man
@@AlexH4774 i might seem all judgy but I was him at a time, and I don't know, not everyone is a language nerd, I'd be the type of guy who'd learn Italian to curse using a long sentence and make nonna proud, anyway, to me it sounded like he used a bunch of cognates and threw an eu in there.
@@999samus7I've always thought that it's pretty weird french is a latin language, considering how different it is from it's cousins, I speak Spanish, and I can understand mostly Italian and Portuguese from the similarities, but french... It's a completely different thing 🤔
The “get your shit together” with the headbanging was giving Jack MacFarland as helll
matteo is very very very quickly becoming my favorite all time comedian. i usually am weeping with laughter by the time i get done with ANY video of his. the work-out video with nick was one of the funniest things ive ever seen
"You're in a running club and work at a bank. What kind of italian are you?"
A Milanese.
It's COLOMBIAN omg... The most "gringo" thing ever haha
was wondering who was gonna catch it 😂
I know, every Colombian here is annoyed!😅
Ecuadorian here, but I'm annoyed on your behalf. @@SP-ow9jl
@@SP-ow9jl it’s particularly annoying because he’s Mexican. And clearly prides himself on knowing how to speak Italian and Spanish and even French. This is truly disappointing from him.
Didn't he say " colombian" ?
Ha dicho exactamente eso no?
when he said the f-slur, I laughed so loud everyone in the student lounge shot me evils
Worth it tee hee
What a way to just casually drop to the world that you got married
jaw dropp"d everytime matteo lays the f-word like ordering a number 3 @ an arbys on a Tuesday
unexpected but so casual
cryinggg
Official petition for whoever uploads Mateo’s video to learn how to spell Colombia
Honestly, Matteo is the best relationship counselor.
Again, some of the best crowd work I've ever seen! Being multilingual allows you to roast from a multicultural perspective that is so entertaining without ever being offensive. That sh*t is so funny!
I just adore the interaction with audience❤ I wish he had his own talk show or something like that
You're in a running club and you work at a bank. Lol. 😂
Matteo is a wizard of multilingual relationships, he should be the ambassador of relations to italian and Spanish speaking nations, he would bring peace and laughter to them all 👏🏻
Italian speaking nations? Like only Italy maybe?
He’s all of that and he can’t spell Colombia 🙄
@@Nahamnimii Do typos normally turn you into a Karen with no balls? How much are you PAID to find typos and freak out like a girl?? Join a running club to meet someone or get run over by someone...
A running club 🤣🤣
I'm so happy for Matteo he's been killing it forever and the recognition is finally catching on thank glob and he's just absolutely glowing it makes my dumb lil gay heart sing
Love when you speak Italian and Spanish. I can understand both and you speak both languages perfectly.
he really doesn't 😅 but it's cute
@@giusdbg no, he actually has a decent accent but very bad grammar, like... "person who's only been in the country once ten years ago and learned a few words to get by" bad.
Nothing wrong with that, but it's a little strange when he says he *speaks Italian*
@@giusdbg that's an insane thing to assume on the basis of absolutely nothing 😅
as a colombian i’m offended by the misspelling
I know, right!
It's so annoying, it show's their lack of education in geography
Take no offense at all!
In English phonetics "Columbia" is correct (when speaking in English),
In Spanish phonetics "Colombia" is correct (When speaking in Spanish),
There's no reason to take offense at all!
Just understand the phonetic sounds of both languages!
@@miguelramirez6352I’m guessing you’re not Colombian? 😆
Honestly I can’t hear the difference but English is my second language so that could be it
So when are we gonna get the CZcams video of the rest of the show? 👀
It's COL O MBIA !!!!
No one does crowd work like Matteo
As soon as the guitar started I was eagerly awaiting Puss n Boots 😂
OMG I am so happy to hear that Matteo got MARRIED!!!!!
That part Matteo speaks 🇪🇸 with an thick 🇮🇹 accent is too relatable 😂
Neither these two language are my mother tongue and I speak 🇮🇹 better than my 🇪🇸 so I sound like Mario too 😁
I speak Italian and Spanish with the thickest French accent and it’s only because French was my first foreign language. I had a line cook tell me I speak Mexican-Spanish like a drunk Canadian
He has a very strong American accent when he speaks Italian so I don’t know how you can hear an italian accent when he speak Spanish😂
What is your mother tongue??
And btw it's "a" not "an"
And neither "of" these
And "languages"
@@marty8895 NO HE DOESN'T!!
@@meghasinghaniahmu Karen with no life?
*Colombian. I thought you spoke Spanish. :p
Columbia threw me off! Honey it’s Colombia 🇨🇴
Matteo, non vedo l’ora di venire a vedere il tuo show a Londra il mese prossimo! Bought a flight ticket just to see you performing in London, can’t wait! Sei un grande!
i’m sure you’ll love him! he was delightful in melbourne
This is PURE GOLD as always!
Oh dear Matteo, is colOmbia not columbia , still love you
You’ve got to fix the spelling of Colombian!!!!!! Screaming, crying, begging! Please 😂
It’s Colombia 🤦🏼♂️
COLOMBIAN WITH AN O 🥴🥴🥴🥴
i'm only a minute in and matteo is god level killing it....he's always good but this is freakishly good.
Matteo, I say this with a lot of love and kindness, but
ITS COLOMBIA NOT COLUMBIA
Matteo… It’s spelled ColOmbia (2 O’s) 💛💙❤️ 🇨🇴-a Colombian
Matteo dear dear matteo, it's Coloooombian, not Columbian. Unless he was from Columbia, Ohio, or from British Columbia in Canada.
colombian with an O. not a U. yes, it matters.
Columbia is the spelling for the university or the old production company. Colombia is the spelling for the country. I happen to actually be mixed Italian and Colombian. I look super Jewish or Middle Eastern ❤
I’m also Italian and Colombian and I get asked if I’m Portuguese. Which basically yea.
Runners aren’t hot? The running clubs I was in had hot, sweaty hairy chested, very fit men. At the end of a 15 mile run they were both hot, and hot.
Congrats on your wedding, Matteo! I'm so happy for you.
In spanish is "colombiano", in english is "colombian".
Improv. Fantastic fucking improv. Matteo. You killed it.
It’s even funnier when you know a couple Italian-Colombian and the poor Italian was trying to learn Spanish with him… 😂😂😂 so much fun!
Matteo: You 're in a running club and you work in a bank?... What kind of Italian are you?
Me: She's from MILAN 😆
Congrats to you both and i wish you many years of happiness!!!
You make me cry laughing. It’s badly needed, so Thanks!
"Colombia. Not Columbia." (J Balvin, 2019)
COLOMBIAN!
Congratulations on your wedding Matteo! In bocca al' lupo!
Eff yeah buddy! Congrats on getting married!
Congratulations on the wonderful news! To many beautiful years to you both! 👑👑❤️🔥🔥🍾🥂
My family is Colombian and Italian as well! It’s incredible and insane! 🤣😂😭🇨🇴 🇮🇹
If you are watching this, Matteo, this old lesbian loves you for being an irreverent potty-mouth and still subtly kind and positive.
My husband is Sicilian and Colombian 😂
Woohoo new content, hope you keep it coming 🎉 great crowdwork, as usual 😊
Congratulations Matteo! And amazing work as always
congrats matteo!!
also this set was so funny, and to see the couple as well. they were so cute, and their meeting is goals! to meet bc of a hobby, goals!
Congrats and best wishes!! So happy for you!
Congratulations on your nuptials, Matteo. Love you!
You are so great at crowd work Matteo! I could watch you all day.
OMG ColOmbia not Columbia 😂. Thank goodness you are cute and hilarious :)
Not acceptable
I went to Columbia but they didn't give me Colombian citizenship when I graduated.
Been waiting for some more laughs, thanks Matteo
You just blink for once and this guy's married? What?? How did I miss that chapter?
oh no, its not a town in North Carolina, COLOMBIA Matteo, an Italian & a Colombian.
Same as Columbia is not a town in North Carolina.
@Espresso_Yourself_ You could literally google this and realize you're wrong.
My reaction when I was trying to enjoy nature on acid with a friend and some couple moseyed over to take photos and they shouted to us “we’re engaged!” Was “we’re not!”
It reminded me of the SATC episode where Samantha has an “I’m not having a baby” party.
Congratulations!🍾. Thanks for this CZcams. Cheers.
You are LEGENDARY.
Your crowd work is on point, sir!
So brilliant 😂 Congratulations to you and your husband 💙
Matteo its colOmbian, not columban. Huge difference.
Love this dude! 😂😂😂
Congratulations Matteo. So happy for you ❤
Love this
my duolingo italian paying off one matteo lane clip at a time
Matteo and spouse!! Congratulations and best wishes to you both!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Matteo, I have to hit pause, so I can take a breath! haha
You got married! Congratulations 😃
Mateo! You are so hilarious!!!!
Q: what’s a perfect morning consist of?
A: Slice of cinnamon toast, glass of grape Koolaid, & Matteo Lane on my phone. Work, gurrrl, WORK!
Genius. Always funny.
I love that this whole thing is just Matteo showing off
Congrats on the wedding, Matteo! ❤
Congratulations on getting married so happy for you ❤️❤️
That was so much fun! Encore! :)
You are just THE best
Colombia** otherwise, love you❤
i love he met the single most boring colombian and the single most boring italian and had to supplement a bit of his own drama to make it any fun
Oh, all of this 😂😂😂 Congrats on the wedding!
Love Matteo!!❤
Congratulations on your marriage, Matteo! Love you!❤
Congrats Mateo! 🎉🎉🎉