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  • @matteolanecomedy
    @matteolanecomedy  Před rokem +1194

    Come see me on tour!
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    • @r3i2x
      @r3i2x Před rokem +11

      Paris tour svp

    • @linnethcalderon3493
      @linnethcalderon3493 Před rokem +6

      We need you to give a show in Madrid please 🥺

    • @knarzmichl
      @knarzmichl Před rokem +10

      well and when you start the European tour - don't miss Berlin

    • @kathrynmceachern9503
      @kathrynmceachern9503 Před rokem +5

      Love your comedy show, and all of your cooking videos. You're one of the most fascinating and talented young people in the NY comedy scene today, and forever! Thank you so much for everything.
      ✌️❤️😂 From Northern California 🤓❤️✌️

    • @BonescoutureNet
      @BonescoutureNet Před rokem +2

      Thank you for this!!

  • @thelocalsage
    @thelocalsage Před rokem +3820

    love how everyone in the crowd has a life that’s just absolutely falling apart lol

    • @zerocraic3966
      @zerocraic3966 Před rokem +86

      Hahahaaha tbf the first 2 women were 1. Steadily single parenting and making money escaped a cheater and 2. Gays who don’t want a kid at their wedding. Kinda sounds like they made it not falling apart.
      The guys and poor Janice need some help and your comment made me howl regardless.

    • @carenathompson2911
      @carenathompson2911 Před rokem +38

      #NewYorkers most of us are disasters lol

    • @kevinwillems8720
      @kevinwillems8720 Před 11 měsíci +58

      To quote Brennan Lee Mulligan, "You can't do a campaign about New York City and have people's lives not be truly fucking miserable."

    • @frankcutugno3576
      @frankcutugno3576 Před 10 měsíci +10

      Thats a requirement for living in NYC! 😂 🌈

    • @dixierae3442
      @dixierae3442 Před 10 měsíci +13

      ​@@frankcutugno3576I think it's a requirement for being a human being in the 2020s. Seems I can't go into a comment section without very quickly finding someone who's reached some kind of bottom. Followed by 100 comments from strangers giving them advice on how to fix it.😊

  • @simonsgaard328
    @simonsgaard328 Před rokem +8044

    Bro the fact that this is not scripted is insane... When he said his name was Carlos i combusted 💀

    • @annaocel
      @annaocel Před rokem +60

      FRRRRRR

    • @annaocel
      @annaocel Před rokem +401

      I love when an unhinged person also has an unhinged and chaotic audience😭😭💀💀

    • @dandan8444
      @dandan8444 Před rokem +114

      New Yorkers are wild

    • @ryanstoyles7611
      @ryanstoyles7611 Před rokem +34

      this seems pretty scripted ngl

    • @chrissamuel4653
      @chrissamuel4653 Před rokem +28

      i´m pretty sure it is scripted.

  • @hongseoklee7532
    @hongseoklee7532 Před rokem +4519

    I'm still waiting for Carlos to spill the rest of the tea

  • @thebossoflifeeee
    @thebossoflifeeee Před 11 měsíci +1811

    Matteo’s gasp after the lady asked about serving her husband the divorce papers had me rolling

    • @christinasalzman3287
      @christinasalzman3287 Před 10 měsíci +33

      But was his shock about the paperwork or that there's a straight person in the crowd

    • @Manigeitora
      @Manigeitora Před 9 měsíci +12

      ​@@christinasalzman3287yes

    • @ruskov5685
      @ruskov5685 Před 7 měsíci

      Frrrrr

    • @ruskov5685
      @ruskov5685 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@Manigeitoranot really

    • @ruskov5685
      @ruskov5685 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@christinasalzman3287he was schoked by it and then knew it was by a straight person and said it.
      He wasn't schoked because it's a straight persln

  • @Captain_Jackass
    @Captain_Jackass Před rokem +8558

    That first guy was the pinnacle of “never let them know your next move”😂

  • @fairytale5164
    @fairytale5164 Před rokem +10793

    The “he said he wants to be closer with his wife” and the abundance of _OOOOOOOOOH_ s catches me off guard every time, and Matteo just goes “stop.” is really funny

    • @cvel1456
      @cvel1456 Před rokem +258

      I really wanted to know the response after jajaja .....

    • @furydose
      @furydose Před rokem +9

      timestamp?

    • @fairytale5164
      @fairytale5164 Před rokem +26

      @@furydose 4:35 :)

    • @GiselleKlara
      @GiselleKlara Před rokem +95

      I like how they just aren't even gonna go there. LIke. of course there's a wife. Sure. Why not.

    • @cynthiahusband106
      @cynthiahusband106 Před rokem +16

      Love this guy-funny as hell he’s gonna go far , very talented!!!!

  • @MothraMissWorld
    @MothraMissWorld Před 10 měsíci +1931

    I usually cringe at crowd-work but this was hilarious, he’s SO good with off the cuff humor, it’s hard to be able to deliver comedy off the cuff AND prewritten sets & he keeps me rollin’

    • @Manigeitora
      @Manigeitora Před 9 měsíci +58

      You probably usually cringe at crowd work because a lot of comedians that try to do crowd work really aren't that good at crowd work. Mateo, on the other hand, is a fucking natural at this shit. You can honestly kind of tell that a lot of comedians are really just natural storytellers that know how to make a story funny. Most people don't really tell a whole lot of jokes anymore. So it's really just your ability to sort of improv and riff off of what the audience is feeding you rather than scripting a set ahead of time. And not all comedy is improv comedy! I'm sure there are a lot of successful professional comedians that probably aren't that great at crowd work either.

    • @TheBostonProjectChick
      @TheBostonProjectChick Před 8 měsíci +7

      Matt rife is funny with crowd work too, but people like Jessica kirson I just don't find it all that great. Evety comedian is different though and they all have specials for a reason

    • @neff6185
      @neff6185 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @TheBostonProjectChick matts crowd work was so good ugh, it sucks his Netflix special turned so out so bad. Really brought out a side I never wanted to see in him, painfully unfunny too :(

    • @isadoracarvalho9304
      @isadoracarvalho9304 Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@TheBostonProjectChicknot matt rife💀💀💀

    • @bharathi8512
      @bharathi8512 Před 2 měsíci +7

      Try Gianmarco Soresi, his crowd works are great. At least the ones in CZcams are.

  • @alyssa4009
    @alyssa4009 Před 10 měsíci +756

    The collective groan from the crowd when she said her boyfriend was an actor 🤣🤣

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Před 4 měsíci

      gold

    • @mikat8062
      @mikat8062 Před měsícem +1

      I felt so bad 😅 you just know he’s cheating

    • @nuadasilverpaw5702
      @nuadasilverpaw5702 Před 15 dny +1

      @@mikat8062 That's the first thing I thought when she said that he said he wanted to "Learn to be a better boyfriend" XD

    • @mikat8062
      @mikat8062 Před 15 dny

      @@nuadasilverpaw5702 exactly 😂

  • @Someone-dq4zt
    @Someone-dq4zt Před rokem +4508

    The way the plot kept thickening for the first one when he said his name was Carlos I started crying 😭 this was too funny

  • @caifengforever2796
    @caifengforever2796 Před rokem +8535

    SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN AN ADVICE SHOW RIGHT NOW I'D WATCH THIS EVERY DAY

  • @tuckergregory
    @tuckergregory Před 11 měsíci +1117

    The microphone mishap at the very end was absolute gold!!! It was like the world itself was like “Hey, y'know what'd be a really funny way to end this?”

    • @oliviahafnermunichteaching957
      @oliviahafnermunichteaching957 Před 9 měsíci +8

      I'm wondering if this was orchestrated?

    • @JustFamilyThings
      @JustFamilyThings Před 7 měsíci +14

      I think that was some sleight-of-hand stage craft, which makes it even funnier! Matteo is such a talented performer.

    • @hitokage4
      @hitokage4 Před 6 měsíci +17

      I almost peed myself laughing at the microphone mishap. Just perfection.

    • @annie--sc
      @annie--sc Před 4 měsíci +1

      Not sure but the mic was pretty loose and he was using his chin to hold it in place before he sang

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Před 4 měsíci

      the mic lost its boner..

  • @FanFicnic
    @FanFicnic Před 9 měsíci +141

    I LOVE the guy who slid in with the “How YOU doin??”

    • @Zoe-su5vu
      @Zoe-su5vu Před 2 měsíci +4

      I was so not ready :')

  • @jordanyoung2772
    @jordanyoung2772 Před rokem +4139

    Matteo: "Everybody give it up for Ethan!"
    Audience member: "It's Evan..."
    Matteo: "Who else needs advice!?"

  • @IRFine
    @IRFine Před rokem +3066

    “Jajajajaja bueno, hasta mañana” had me in stitches

    • @channel89134
      @channel89134 Před rokem +56

      I did not understand that sentence.

    • @TheDisorderly
      @TheDisorderly Před rokem +9

      Go get cha a mustache ride big boy

    • @ultimategotea
      @ultimategotea Před 11 měsíci +24

      THE WAY HE SAID JA

    • @ZeCrazyAngel
      @ZeCrazyAngel Před 11 měsíci +14

      Thanks for that, now I know how it was written I could hit google translate XD

    • @kellykarst3703
      @kellykarst3703 Před 10 měsíci +12

      Honestly, a good response to so many situations.

  • @Fluff_Noodles
    @Fluff_Noodles Před 11 měsíci +72

    28:39 "What should she eat?" "ASS!" 😆 I love the guy who shouted that can't believe he didn't catch that one 😭

  • @luciannebeans6679
    @luciannebeans6679 Před rokem +496

    HOW is the audience member behind him on the left not dying of laughter?! Been watching this all day, tears in my eyes. Guy is a comedic genius.

    • @lykarabbit3
      @lykarabbit3 Před 10 měsíci +40

      I'm scouring comments looking for that question 😅She's appalled😂Someone didn't tell her who the comic was..

    • @rosibee4349
      @rosibee4349 Před 8 měsíci +31

      plot twist: she doesn't speak english either.

    • @cherylannebarillartist7453
      @cherylannebarillartist7453 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Right?!!!!!?

    • @jakevendrotti1496
      @jakevendrotti1496 Před měsícem +2

      Maybe she's the jilted wife from the first guy's story

    • @dhwanishah2524
      @dhwanishah2524 Před 6 dny

      Omg!! I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS 😂! Like guuuurl!

  • @austinsurge
    @austinsurge Před rokem +9131

    Huge respect for delaying the special a couple days so it didn't premier the same day as a mass murder of our brothers and sisters. Bummed that it didn't come out when I wanted it to? Sure. But I respect the thoughtfulness.

    • @notimetothink6786
      @notimetothink6786 Před rokem +340

      That's so expected of Matteo. He's too precious.

    • @gab1423
      @gab1423 Před rokem +144

      I live under a rock, what happened exactly ?

    • @xenondoro8573
      @xenondoro8573 Před rokem +9

      @@gab1423 Some nutjob went and shot people at a drag show in Colorado Springs.

    • @samranda
      @samranda Před rokem +487

      @@gab1423 a gunman killed 5 people in a colorado springs queer nightclub

    • @americanalah
      @americanalah Před rokem +15

      Oh who cares.

  • @kayteejaykayel7502
    @kayteejaykayel7502 Před rokem +1739

    “I hadn’t thought about the ugly thing thanks”
    Sent me and I’m not sure I’ll ever return. 😂😂😂

    • @pandythedandy
      @pandythedandy Před rokem +29

      The way they were calling him poor too ☠️

    • @MrFallingcats
      @MrFallingcats Před rokem +5

      Also the lassie in the corner during the shot of Matteo's reaction just starts laughing then full Kanye-style stops.

  • @K._Oss
    @K._Oss Před rokem +690

    Matteo you’re a breath of fresh air in a scene of normie comics. You make both straight people and gay people equally laugh themselves to tears without even trying. Please for the love of god don’t ever stop, dude ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

  • @BeckyMesser
    @BeckyMesser Před 10 měsíci +80

    “all 7 straight men” I literally choked on my drink 🤣

  • @magpie_vii
    @magpie_vii Před rokem +2810

    Damn that microphone really went "honey no" & yeeted itself. RIP Matteo's opera career 🙏🏼😂

  • @Rickety-Rick
    @Rickety-Rick Před rokem +2781

    With every new reveal on the Carlos question I was laughing harder and harder, and I was so sad that we didn’t get any resolution on it! Maybe on another special

    • @Loeviis
      @Loeviis Před rokem +46

      Yeah, i want an update!!

    • @RickiFluhr
      @RickiFluhr Před rokem +145

      Well the dude probably said "Venga Aqui pápi" so Carlos headed for the W 4th St subway station.

    • @RickiFluhr
      @RickiFluhr Před rokem +34

      Also YES I am so bummed we didn't get a resolution!!

    • @kirbydied2875
      @kirbydied2875 Před rokem +12

      yea i wanted a resolution

    • @nextchancenow7153
      @nextchancenow7153 Před rokem +34

      He could take Carlos on tour with this routine

  • @user-eo4zr6sw8c
    @user-eo4zr6sw8c Před 8 měsíci +49

    I'm still waiting for Carlos to spill the rest of the tea. “Jajajajaja bueno, hasta mañana” had me in stitches.

  • @bethlittle9114
    @bethlittle9114 Před 8 měsíci +20

    "He's as gay as a picnic basket" I CHOKED LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kellybob66
    @kellybob66 Před rokem +3337

    The only thing wrong with this special was that it only lasted for 35 minutes. I could have sat here and watched you for at least an hour or more. Thanks for always bringing laughter into everyone's lives.

    • @fussbrain9161
      @fussbrain9161 Před rokem +26

      Agreed! I wish there was more. Can’t wait for the next special tho

    • @TMish73829
      @TMish73829 Před rokem +87

      Ok but my biggest issue is that we didn’t get ANY Carlos resolution 😂😂

    • @tylerl4768
      @tylerl4768 Před rokem +14

      @@TMish73829 LITTERALLY

    • @charleshall9488
      @charleshall9488 Před rokem +16

      Should have been two hours.

    • @kellyb6198
      @kellyb6198 Před rokem +9

      Totally agree, this was hilarious and so different from any other comedy special I've seen ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @jenaportelli8683
    @jenaportelli8683 Před rokem +2253

    How does he NOT have a Netflix special?! And seriously- what an amazingly multi-talented individual. He cooks, he sings, he paints, and he’s HYSTERICAL. We don’t deserve you, Matteo!

    • @jayymorris5285
      @jayymorris5285 Před rokem +72

      All these comments that talk about his talents forgets that he speaks English, Spanish, Italian and german.

    • @zacherius137
      @zacherius137 Před rokem +11

      Who needs a Netflix special?

    • @TheDisorderly
      @TheDisorderly Před rokem +1

      Uhhh it’s obviously because he….. has a lip tickler

    • @Jovixgal
      @Jovixgal Před rokem +10

      @@jayymorris5285 AND French. Unreal!

    • @cocoacoolness
      @cocoacoolness Před rokem +14

      I heard somewhere that he tried to get one, and because he's gay Netflix told him his audience is too niche for them

  • @jimhall2924
    @jimhall2924 Před 6 měsíci +147

    I stumbled on this guy the other day. I haven’t stopped laughing for 3 days. I’m dreading the day I run out of videos to watch. This guy needs his own show for sure. Sooooo funny.

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky Před 11 měsíci +35

    “So you’ve been having problems the whole time and have a kid, good job.”
    😂😂😂

  • @viabre
    @viabre Před rokem +366

    I love how confidently called the second guy the wrong name twice

    • @iluvtanjiro7196
      @iluvtanjiro7196 Před rokem +13

      😂😂 he kept saying Ethan I was like wait a min isn't his name Evan? I was smoking B4 hand n thought I was tripping lol

  • @Ang3lic...
    @Ang3lic... Před 11 měsíci +38

    The audible gasp that came outta my mouth when the woman said "how long should I wait to serve my husband his divorce papers'

  • @kierathompson1561
    @kierathompson1561 Před 9 měsíci +92

    His reaction to divorce papers lady was so funny like yes this is the chaotic drama I was searching for 😂

  • @00TheD
    @00TheD Před rokem +2634

    I used to work with this guy back in the day and he's an amazing chef. It's really impressive to see such a quick transition to comedy. He was always funny but this is impressive.

    • @hoarsecorpse
      @hoarsecorpse Před rokem +139

      I be seeing him on tik tok, he still cooks mad good

    • @BB-re8mw
      @BB-re8mw Před rokem +206

      A chef!? Wait. What?! What hell am I living in? I give up! We mortals can only appear to be homely, poorly-dressed, poorly-coiffed, uni-lingual, off-key, under-achievers crying into our Kraft Mac n Cheese! hmpf!

    • @nextchancenow7153
      @nextchancenow7153 Před rokem +26

      That’s dope.

    • @_JustJoe
      @_JustJoe Před rokem +64

      Oh yeah he cooks too, I forgot. This man does it all!

    • @_JustJoe
      @_JustJoe Před rokem +87

      HE DRAWS TOO. HE DREW SAILOR MOON FOR HALLOWEEN 😭

  • @PhillyFrank1
    @PhillyFrank1 Před rokem +1761

    The fact that Nick makes Matteo laugh so much is a real testament to their friendship and how genuinely funny Nick is. And the slow trickle of info from Carlos is just too funny.

    • @izayus11
      @izayus11 Před 4 měsíci +7

      He does sound like Squidward!

    • @briandbenson
      @briandbenson Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@izayus11haha he does and he’s so funny too. I love them both

    • @Frontallobediffuse31
      @Frontallobediffuse31 Před 4 měsíci +2

      I was crying laughing at Nick’s bit right along with Matteo. Just gave us a little cherry on top of a wildly entertaining special. Made my night

  • @luscorpio3679
    @luscorpio3679 Před 11 měsíci +305

    Not gonna lie, I started watching Matteo Lane bits to cope with my own bisexuality and it's as if I've unlocked a Pandorus box because I laugh so hard

    • @lykarabbit3
      @lykarabbit3 Před 10 měsíci +12

      Hope you're doing well my dear💚

    • @luscorpio3679
      @luscorpio3679 Před 10 měsíci +37

      @@lykarabbit3 Thank you ! I'm doing very well. Talked about it with my family Yesterday and all went well

    • @jscho8674
      @jscho8674 Před 7 měsíci +5

      Get out there and live your best life! I hope you're enjoying yourself and having some fun. ❤

    • @luscorpio3679
      @luscorpio3679 Před 7 měsíci

      @@jscho8674 life has been fun for sure ! Been a bit unlucky in my dating life lately but overall it's been fun

    • @lykarabbit3
      @lykarabbit3 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@luscorpio3679 omg.. That's AMAZING 💐💐💐Hope things continue to get better and better for you sweetheart 🌹

  • @DOCvip808
    @DOCvip808 Před 9 měsíci +22

    The way he intertwines everyone else's problems to a punchline for someone else's jokes is VERY IMPRESSIVE

  • @CHOCOLATIONZ
    @CHOCOLATIONZ Před rokem +882

    17:20 “gays, get em!!” Made me burst out laughing while I’m on the train. Hahaha you got me good

  • @n.l.vannstallings4664
    @n.l.vannstallings4664 Před rokem +2200

    I'm an old straight lady. I spent most of my younger years surrounded by gay men, had gay roommates, and spent my weekends in the gay clubs. Those were the happiest years of my life! Watching this special just brought me back to how extremely funny and talented gay men are. I wish you all the success in the world. 💗

    • @alanafalana
      @alanafalana Před rokem +88

      this is so cute. hope you’re doing well!!!

    • @ReBecca-rl4bi
      @ReBecca-rl4bi Před rokem +26

      So sweet! I love you.

    • @LindysEpiphany
      @LindysEpiphany Před rokem +48

      Gay men are a girls best friend!

    • @s.melonita4454
      @s.melonita4454 Před rokem +24

      Hi old straight lady, you're the cutest!

    • @alyzu4755
      @alyzu4755 Před rokem +46

      I, too, am an old straight lady who spent much of my youth with my gay friends, men and women. I also miss those days. Much love to you!

  • @planetmartay
    @planetmartay Před 10 měsíci +73

    Even the microphone was like, "no, Matteo. You can't be amazing at all the things. It ends, here." Jajaja! I've watched this about 100x & it's still as hilarious as the 1st!

  • @redneckmetalhead1931
    @redneckmetalhead1931 Před 11 měsíci +123

    I wish every special was like this! Everyone in the audience is living a total shitshow, and I'm totally down for it

  • @kseni_vely
    @kseni_vely Před rokem +1375

    The "ja ja ja ja" moment, I swear, I almost died choking on my lunch 😂 I couldn't love Matteo more even if I tried ❤️

  • @zilanthropy880
    @zilanthropy880 Před rokem +585

    I love the Joey in the audience that pounces in with "how you doing" to the woman waiting to give her husband divorce paperssss omg

    • @littlemy1773
      @littlemy1773 Před rokem +39

      That guy didn’t even miss a beat 😂

  • @alison4316
    @alison4316 Před 8 měsíci +91

    Matteo is such a born performer, a born storyteller ❤ So glad he's sharing himself with us ❤

  • @WillPhil290
    @WillPhil290 Před 11 měsíci +158

    I woke up feeling hopless and horrible... but this made me laugh more than I have in quite a long time... so friggin funny

    • @user-dy3oh7ys1m
      @user-dy3oh7ys1m Před 5 měsíci +6

      Im really sorry you felt so bad. I hope things are better.

    • @user-pp4xu3gy7u
      @user-pp4xu3gy7u Před 5 měsíci +3

      Have a walk without headphones, no plan needed just go intuitively… the air and sounds and sights will take your brain and heart into a different space, remember to breathe deeply and try to look for something beautiful or interesting! One day at a time, but you’re never alone with the abundance of life all around - one step at a time:) you deserve to know peace, and I hope you find it on your journey. It’s hard work, but you are worth it

    • @briandbenson
      @briandbenson Před 4 měsíci +1

      Aww stud I hope you’re feeling okay now! Sometimes it takes time, maybe even a long time, to feel 100% but don’t forget to find other good studs who love you and want to help you feel better like Matteo

  • @bindablinda
    @bindablinda Před rokem +1140

    Okay, the special is truly amazing and hilarious, but now I'm DYING to see the next episode of Carlos's telenovela with that unnamed guy.

    • @katmusswoodwind
      @katmusswoodwind Před rokem +43

      Same I was waiting for Carlos to ... RETURN *flamboyant cape swish*

  • @psaxe
    @psaxe Před rokem +552

    Netflix is crazy for not picking this up!! Hysterical!

  • @NiiCo415
    @NiiCo415 Před 9 měsíci +38

    “You know what?!…Remove the window!” I love this guy! Funny as hell 😂

  • @5Demona5
    @5Demona5 Před 11 měsíci +65

    I can't get enough of Nick's depiction of himself on the roller-coaster 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sc8307
    @sc8307 Před rokem +466

    Carlos was the comedy gift that kept on giving!

  • @pixelk8261
    @pixelk8261 Před rokem +1881

    Matteo is such a talent, this special left me in stitches. Did you ever get an update on Carlos???? Jajajajajajajajaja

  • @brielleoelle
    @brielleoelle Před 5 měsíci +9

    THE MIC WAS A PAID ACTOR, that timing? IMPECCABLE

  • @handsomemahlambi
    @handsomemahlambi Před 5 měsíci +12

    Carlos’ story had so many twists😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @samus1421
    @samus1421 Před rokem +1544

    hilarious.
    pretty sure this will earn Matteo a Netflix special.
    haven't seen pure / unadulterated stand-up like this since Bill Hicks.

    • @sebastianvaldivieso9654
      @sebastianvaldivieso9654 Před rokem +7

      Bill Hicks was great man

    • @carrietobey6091
      @carrietobey6091 Před rokem +5

      Bill Hicks! One of my first, and eternal, faves. Matteo is definitely up there too

    • @BecSparky
      @BecSparky Před rokem +4

      We can only hope.

    • @dash2240
      @dash2240 Před rokem

      what an insane statement

    • @emd1405
      @emd1405 Před rokem +2

      Lol Andrew Schultz, Tim Dillon, shane gillis, Mark normand, Tony hinchecliff

  • @encalio
    @encalio Před rokem +498

    As a German with a Spanish name, i relate to Carlos being called out for not speaking the language. Haha 😂🎉

  • @iheartsasunaruDA
    @iheartsasunaruDA Před 9 měsíci +40

    Nick's body movement had me like Matteo, on my knees, seeing spots I was laughing so hard. What an absolutely wonderful show, you can feel how jazzed the crowd is, I bet it felt even better being there!

  • @shayanpazhandi1799
    @shayanpazhandi1799 Před 11 měsíci +41

    I wiill never ever ever forget 22:06, his face expression and his tone! And the following best ever metaphor 22:13 .
    I will always remember these two moments as my favorite top stand-up moments.

  • @KaritKtana
    @KaritKtana Před rokem +1579

    Damn, this guy is a quadruple threat!!!
    Such quick wit, spark and talent is rare enough in stand up, but he also paints, cooks and sings on a professional level?!?
    Wtf, Matteo, leave some talent for the rest of us!!
    Absolutely loved the show , so happy to see you succeed!!

    • @tjwash5118
      @tjwash5118 Před rokem +49

      He also speaks at least 3 languages fluently, and knows a significant amount in two other languages and possibly more.

    • @fernbear3950
      @fernbear3950 Před rokem +33

      being a bottom has never been harder

    • @merbeeduck9256
      @merbeeduck9256 Před rokem +3

      EXACTLY!!!!! FULL ON JUST FUNNY ON HIS OWN-

    • @mochuelovelli
      @mochuelovelli Před rokem +4

      @@fernbear3950 that's why i call myself verse so ppl expect less 😭

  • @Lordy08
    @Lordy08 Před rokem +551

    This special is just Matteo collecting and resolving the soap opera level drama of every audience member and I love it.

  • @georgieee4906
    @georgieee4906 Před 11 měsíci +9

    Everytime he said “you better work” idk why I lose it 😭

  • @alexandermannturner9702
    @alexandermannturner9702 Před 7 měsíci +22

    Bob and Matteo need to do an all-crowdwork show together
    Aint nobody work a room like those two

  • @lukibug
    @lukibug Před rokem +1071

    His level and comfort with improv and riffing is super impressive! Taking the stage with apparently no planned material, just going off of his genuine humor and creativity; wow! Also the whole vibe of the crowd is so loving and positive! First heard Matteo on NPR and I’m so happy he’s getting more exposure! I hope this is just another step in the growing awareness of, respect for, and appreciation of the AMAZING LGBTQ community!!

  • @giovanirubalcava2226
    @giovanirubalcava2226 Před rokem +1361

    Mateo easily has turned into one of my favorite comedians right now. The dude is so naturally funny 😂 and I love his authenticity! He just owns up to who he is and doesn't give a shit who likes it or not. That's an attractive quality in anyone 😂 keep it up Mateo! You're great!

    • @pqm2012
      @pqm2012 Před rokem +3

      Same!

    • @michaelcoutts9470
      @michaelcoutts9470 Před rokem +2

      Agreed!

    • @rosannaburt3048
      @rosannaburt3048 Před rokem +7

      What I like he respects and understand straight people n views n treats all equal that I like

    • @giovanirubalcava2226
      @giovanirubalcava2226 Před rokem +7

      @@rosannaburt3048 I definitely agree! I would even add that I think it's great he just shares his experience but he doesn't put his entire identity into his sexuality you know? He behaves as if his sexuality is a part of him , not who he is. Which I think is what makes his jokes so relatable for everyone

    • @rosannaburt3048
      @rosannaburt3048 Před rokem +5

      @@giovanirubalcava2226 yes n in saying g we agree as consenting adults feel brings more understand n similarities like there's racism oppression everywhere n co,edy music n this escape really helps all more than anything else

  • @Praben
    @Praben Před rokem +60

    I stumbled upon him on Instagram and brought me here. Please give him a Netflix special. Incredible talent I can't believe it. One person can do all that. ❤

  • @BeckyMesser
    @BeckyMesser Před 10 měsíci +22

    Also the pianist is so great, big props to him 😆 just jumping in with a number I’m sure he’s also played a million times!

  • @inflatablewolfie
    @inflatablewolfie Před rokem +1049

    Here I am, diagnosed with severe depression, laughing my fucking ass off at this guy! I'd seen a few clips on YT shorts but just now went "hell why not" with the special and I loved it. I would love to have you as a friend!

    • @Tweetyresm
      @Tweetyresm Před rokem +18

      Hi, 👋🏻 Major Depressive Disorder here as well. Yeah, Matteo is amazing therapy lol.

    • @NightMedicine
      @NightMedicine Před rokem +4

      Looks like you found a cure for your depression.

    • @doggytheanarchist7876
      @doggytheanarchist7876 Před rokem +5

      My depression ass lol'ed too! And it has been a long time since I did that.

    • @jackmistiff5300
      @jackmistiff5300 Před rokem +3

      M.D.D here too. It does get better. It’s the joy every new day may bring. It takes work, but there is always another day.

    • @inflatablewolfie
      @inflatablewolfie Před rokem +4

      @@NightMedicine It's not because you laugh at a video that deoression is cured. Depression is not a little down 'cause you got chewed out at work or something, it's a literal chemical imbalance in the brain. Some hormones or neurotransmitters aren't produced or absorbed properly.
      So yes, I'm on medication and it greatly helps, but no, as fun as he is to watch, Matteo won't cure me of depression.

  • @LiftedMoonLight
    @LiftedMoonLight Před rokem +698

    Matteo Lane is going to be big, I'm excited for this new era.

    • @boatymsboatface3929
      @boatymsboatface3929 Před rokem +6

      Me too!

    • @SoBayK80
      @SoBayK80 Před rokem +5

      His tickets very expensive now, theater shows, much prosperity to him 💐

    • @LiftedMoonLight
      @LiftedMoonLight Před rokem

      @@SoBayK80 yeah I need to get these tickets before they get too expensive!!!

  • @jeanluccouture9088
    @jeanluccouture9088 Před 28 dny +2

    6:25
    The way he READ THE LADY in español😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mourgoukos
    @mourgoukos Před rokem +16

    when the guy mentioned the wife Mateo Lane paused. He now knows the show is coming from the audience, that laughter is priceless...

  • @kharper101
    @kharper101 Před rokem +949

    We need an update on Carlos!!! Also, holy shit, so glad I found Matteo. This had me laughing non stop. Wishing you so much success!

    • @larsedik
      @larsedik Před rokem +51

      I also kept waiting for the update on Carlos that never happened.
      I hope Matteo comes to Los Angeles so that I can see him live - I need some advice myself. ETA: I found out he will be here on Friday, Feb 17, but the tickets I found cost $330. I thought $150 for DragCon tickets was too expensive!

    • @BritInvLvr
      @BritInvLvr Před rokem +3

      @@larsedik😮!

    • @juliewick
      @juliewick Před rokem +1

      Same same and same! He’s freakin awesome.

  • @jimjimblerton8430
    @jimjimblerton8430 Před rokem +335

    As an Evan I have never laughed harder than when he calls him Ethan. This is a daily occurrence. I guarantee that’s not the first time he was called Ethan.

    • @ethanmcdonald4405
      @ethanmcdonald4405 Před 4 měsíci +7

      As an Ethan, I get mistaken as Evan a lot. And it’s weird because my brother is Evan and he gets called Ethan 😂😂😂

    • @jimjimblerton8430
      @jimjimblerton8430 Před 4 měsíci

      @@ethanmcdonald4405 I work with an Ethan and I get called by his name constantly

    • @Amberlamps.x
      @Amberlamps.x Před 3 měsíci +4

      My husband is Evan, and he gets called Ethan and Kevin regularly. 😂

    • @jimjimblerton8430
      @jimjimblerton8430 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@Amberlamps.x my great grandmother used to call me Kevin

    • @kevinolive
      @kevinolive Před 2 měsíci

      And as a Kevin, if people get my name wrong it is always Ken.

  • @jaesplace7021
    @jaesplace7021 Před 10 měsíci +37

    Okay. I just ran across this video and I am IN LOVE!! Matteo is quick, bright and unapologetically hilarious. When he broke out with Christina A's "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas", I almost died!!! The talent that just rolls out of this man is insane!! Keep doing the thing, Man--you are a force!

  • @DotinAlaska
    @DotinAlaska Před rokem +5

    That "STAHP" at 4:36 was so clean.

  • @Original_Tenshi_Chan
    @Original_Tenshi_Chan Před rokem +121

    I half expected the lady who was serving her husband divorce papers for his infidelity to reply "Yeah, I found out my husband was fucking some guy named Carlos who lives in our building". lol

  • @ashishsingh4867
    @ashishsingh4867 Před rokem +365

    Matteo saying You better work every 5 minutes is me everytime everywhere.

  • @johnwinchester6934
    @johnwinchester6934 Před měsícem +3

    "Gay as a picnic basket" is one of the funniest things I have heard all week. Thank you!

  • @justmemessy
    @justmemessy Před rokem +24

    I’ve been struggling to pick up on Spanish for the entirety of my life but I swear Matteo could teach me.

  • @hustler212
    @hustler212 Před rokem +447

    Matteo believe me when I say this, I desperately need this type of content... More of this please... And honestly I am shocked and appalled that you haven't had a Netflix special yet...

    • @funcats1999
      @funcats1999 Před rokem +9

      ya me too. truly quenched my queer soul

    • @hustler212
      @hustler212 Před rokem +10

      @@funcats1999 quite honestly we queer people are starving for content to the point that I watch the same old gay tiktok videos over and over again... I am not complaining but you know... I mean we deserve our share..

    • @thepandemicprofessor7017
      @thepandemicprofessor7017 Před rokem +12

      Comics don't need Netflix anymore. People are releasing them independently now and others pay them directly. Netflix is dead.

    • @hustler212
      @hustler212 Před rokem +7

      @@thepandemicprofessor7017 A recognised platform helps to popularize stuff... I mean even if netflix is a shitty service... But it's renowned...

    • @daisy9479
      @daisy9479 Před rokem +3

      @@hustler212 completely and utterly agreed hun 💖👍

  • @KerriGilpin
    @KerriGilpin Před rokem +513

    That Ave Maria moment couldn’t have been scripted and made me laugh sooooo hard, I’m wheezing! Love Matteo! 👏👏👏

    • @rxbeckett
      @rxbeckett Před rokem +6

      SAME.

    • @jeanvignes
      @jeanvignes Před rokem +21

      I am not kidding: the Ave Maria moment made me laugh so hard I almost threw up. OH. MY. GOD. Sometimes the universe sends us perfect comedic timing.

    • @Flow-cf6uu
      @Flow-cf6uu Před rokem +1

      Same. I really, really needed that laugh today too.

    • @mirensummers7633
      @mirensummers7633 Před rokem +4

      this whole set was a perfect gift

    • @greatvaluecorndog
      @greatvaluecorndog Před rokem +1

      it was hilarious. but... he had the mic stand loosened and was holding it up with his chin. as soon as he wants it to fall he just moves his face.

  • @karenward267
    @karenward267 Před 10 měsíci +28

    As a straight woman, Matteo, your humour always brings a smoke to my face. Your advice is very on point. Please say, hello to Nick. I peed in my knickers when I watched you both eat at Olive Garden. Thank you.

  • @michellelousy
    @michellelousy Před měsícem +2

    you have now idea how many times I rewatch the part with Carlos just for the extra kick of serotonin lol
    I need this situation made into sitcom asap

  • @integra8472
    @integra8472 Před rokem +639

    I really needed some quality queer content this week. It’s been a really awful week for the whole community, and having such an incredible special really warmed my heart

  • @angelahoffman6611
    @angelahoffman6611 Před rokem +1755

    As an asexual....I know where Mark is coming from. It's hard for us to get why people seem so obsessed with sex. But if he's really asexual and she still needs and expects sex, and he's refusing...they need to divorce, both are miserable.

    • @StevenDoh
      @StevenDoh Před rokem

      Yes but this asexual actually said people only have sex on TV it's like not a real thing people do
      That's a weird reason to be asexual.

    • @angelahoffman6611
      @angelahoffman6611 Před rokem +57

      @@StevenDoh yeah...its like he's delusional..or trying to gaslight

    • @Virci_
      @Virci_ Před rokem +93

      I FOUND THE ASEXUAL PEEPS! omg i thought i was the only one
      edit: it was 4:30 in the morning i was so dead tired lol i didn’t read, i was just happy to see another asexual person. but yes if he really is ace i hope they do just make it be known and just get a divorce regardless if both are just so unhappy

    • @pandythedandy
      @pandythedandy Před rokem +157

      Yeah, someone being ace shouldn't automatically be a relationship dealbreaker, but if they're not working for each other's needs, they're not working out.

    • @beepboopbeep4801
      @beepboopbeep4801 Před rokem +38

      It's def something that needs to be discussed right out the gateb

  • @samuelmonsalve9913
    @samuelmonsalve9913 Před rokem +38

    I just keep rewatching this special. So great. That ending is magic, It belongs in a museum.

  • @jeanluccouture9088
    @jeanluccouture9088 Před 28 dny +1

    4:52
    The way the camera SHIFTED with Matteo as he turned to face the audience 😂😂😂😂

  • @testecalle3378
    @testecalle3378 Před rokem +395

    I'm straight and I feel like I've learned so much about the gay community through this special

    • @anonymous_wednesday
      @anonymous_wednesday Před rokem +47

      you’ve essentially just gotten a window into what gossiping at gay brunch is like dnshfbs

    • @testecalle3378
      @testecalle3378 Před rokem +19

      @@anonymous_wednesday I love it 😭♥️ sometimes I wish I was gay just so I'd know how to dress myself and have more fun at social events

    • @user-tu1yb8rx6z
      @user-tu1yb8rx6z Před rokem +26

      @@testecalle3378 this is so funny omg just love yourself and study art

    • @testecalle3378
      @testecalle3378 Před rokem +17

      @@user-tu1yb8rx6z this has to be the kindest thing I've ever read on the internet :)

    • @anonymous_wednesday
      @anonymous_wednesday Před rokem +13

      @@testecalle3378 you can absolutely do all of that while still being straight!! be spicy straight!! us queer folks fully support ya’ll appreciating our culture, all we ask is you understand its significance and stand with us when we fall on hard times!!

  • @The6zero4
    @The6zero4 Před rokem +463

    I laughed out loud “all by myself” numerous times. When i was in my 20’s I wanted to be Matteo Lane but didn’t have the guts. Granted it was the 60’s in the heartland and I would have become a statistic. Kudos to Matteo and let’s give it up for where we have got to as a society

    • @Name-sv5qh
      @Name-sv5qh Před rokem +27

      This is so cute i hope youre doing good now ❤

    • @brightasyellow
      @brightasyellow Před rokem +10

      I bet you are the one that everyone gravitates to now! Glad you stayed safe and are hopefully living your best life!

    • @idunnowhatimdoin
      @idunnowhatimdoin Před rokem +6

      It's never too late! I don't want to think about what *_I_* will wish I had done differently some decades from now, but I hope there is someone to remind me the best time to live my best life is now, today.💖🌈 Also, you're cute.

    • @The6zero4
      @The6zero4 Před rokem +9

      @@idunnowhatimdoinNo regrets. I have had a great life and not done yet

  • @thethdj3
    @thethdj3 Před 7 měsíci +32

    So I watched your hair plug special earlier today and just was busting up laughing. And then I watch this one and Nick walked onstage and started speaking and I laughed so hard cuz now all I can think of is Squidward and I can picture him saying that exact Lindsay Lohan remark perfectly so thank you for bringing him on stage lol

  • @jadecarpet
    @jadecarpet Před 11 měsíci +53

    I was in knots, with tears running down my cheeks. He is brilliant! I hope he makes it to the UK at some point. They'd love him here ❤

    • @mainantagonist
      @mainantagonist Před 11 měsíci +4

      If you didn't already know, he's going to London at the end of October 2023.

  • @weirdokate8840
    @weirdokate8840 Před rokem +195

    the audience reaction to "he got an agent.. he's an actor" is absolutely perfect. just Ugh's and Awheuh's all around

  • @reklin
    @reklin Před rokem +478

    I love how, with each question, you can see the progression from, "This is interesting, tell me more", to, "Oh God, what have I gotten myself in to?"
    It's pretty rare to see a comedian that can rely on their improv for such a long period of time. That is both a skill and a talent.

  • @internetj3r
    @internetj3r Před 6 měsíci +23

    This set was and still is legendary. Never could have expected what I just watched. Incredible work!

  • @HaydenSmithElevate
    @HaydenSmithElevate Před 9 měsíci +4

    The microphone had the best joke of the night

  • @michaelleesinfah892
    @michaelleesinfah892 Před rokem +170

    The gods of comedy gave him that ending😂
    Netflix NEEDS to pick him up for a special!

  • @heslom81
    @heslom81 Před rokem +245

    The whole time I’m just wondering if Carlos made it back or not. Most comedy specials I wait for the few hidden gems that make me laugh, Matteo nails it with everything he says 🙌

  • @thatmtgnerd
    @thatmtgnerd Před měsícem +1

    The fucking "how you doing?" killed me.

  • @dominiqueearly2262
    @dominiqueearly2262 Před 5 měsíci +4

    "In Naples you should go to Olive Garden" 💀💀😢

  • @brodyjames8092
    @brodyjames8092 Před rokem +403

    This guy might be the funniest comedian, who can crowd work, his whole set he doesn’t even have to write jokes. He just walks in and works the crowd. Amazing. I hope I get a chance to see this guy live sometime I’m all the way out here in California hopefully show will come along because this guy just nails it.

  • @jameshero5755
    @jameshero5755 Před rokem +198

    I have NEVER encountered a quick witted, smart, truly hilarious comic than Matteo, He's just that Amazing! jajajajajajajaja

  • @AMJava
    @AMJava Před 11 měsíci +18

    This has become my favorite “go to” for a guaranteed mood lift. It somehow never gets old. Love you, love your channel!!❤

  • @nancyfoote2647
    @nancyfoote2647 Před 6 měsíci +8

    I'm so happy ! I've started cooking and eating pasta because of you and now you pull Opera out of your hat. I'm woozy with love and admiration