COSTCO CHICKEN SHIRT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 16. 04. 2024

Komentáře • 16K

  • @oldjewishmenofnewyork
    @oldjewishmenofnewyork  Před 15 dny +5753

    Go scan yourself at Costco. Shirts available here:
    www.oldjewishmen.net/product-page/item-87745-shirt

    • @basedcam2371
      @basedcam2371 Před 15 dny +1

      You are a retard

    • @teddypamperin6232
      @teddypamperin6232 Před 12 dny +205

      You can take a good picture (without the LED flash turned on) of the barcode with your phone and then have them scan the picture on your screen. Taking the picture only collects the light. That way you can keep your other produce from being hit with LED light, except, if I'm not mistaken, the entire store is lit with LED fixtures.

    • @Victorfernandomelgar
      @Victorfernandomelgar Před 12 dny +73

      My friend farted on those chickens did they taste yummy

    • @ryanambsdorf2859
      @ryanambsdorf2859 Před 12 dny +20

      No, I don't think I will

    • @ryanambsdorf2859
      @ryanambsdorf2859 Před 12 dny +21

      ​@@Victorfernandomelgarcan confirm I'm the friend

  • @TheDramacist
    @TheDramacist Před 8 dny +7874

    No LED on my chickens. I want that LED straight to my HEART

  • @lpa187
    @lpa187 Před 14 dny +85371

    No led on my chicken.. but throw it on my chest 😂😂😂😂 we got the wrong Einstein

    • @ohenenana4392
      @ohenenana4392 Před 13 dny +342

      😂😂😂🤦‍♀️

    • @PogeyMane
      @PogeyMane Před 13 dny +723

      The barcode on his shirt is a cheaper price for the chicken

    • @lpa187
      @lpa187 Před 13 dny +798

      @@PogeyMane I didn't know there was difrent kinds of $4.99 🤦‍♂️

    • @jesusmejia1334
      @jesusmejia1334 Před 13 dny +34

      😂😂😂

    • @QargZer
      @QargZer Před 13 dny +288

      ​@@PogeyManethe chicken has a set barcode and price that doesn't change

  • @xgetxsickx
    @xgetxsickx Před 3 dny +205

    Buddy doesn't want any trouble, but here to give it all

  • @sharedexperiences2773
    @sharedexperiences2773 Před 3 dny +109

    He said "you know who I am, and i dont want any trouble." 😂

    • @satona8334
      @satona8334 Před 17 hodinami +3

      Ikr???😂😂😂

    • @TrudysGal
      @TrudysGal Před 14 hodinami

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bjj9711
      @bjj9711 Před 11 hodinami +1

      The fact the camera was ready to roll shows they knew who they where dealing with

  • @brycedoubleu
    @brycedoubleu Před 10 dny +9525

    anyone that works with the public is a saint and isn’t appreciated enough

  • @bfenwick87
    @bfenwick87 Před 15 dny +89825

    No LED on his chickens? This guy needs to LIGHTEN up! 😂😂

    • @theVrtoker
      @theVrtoker Před 15 dny +2398

      Also like isn’t scanning your shirt worse than eating chicken that was scanned

    • @twitchy.mp3
      @twitchy.mp3 Před 14 dny +1330

      @@theVrtokerI see your point but wanted clarify that the laser is not harmful to anything but your eyes

    • @BigEd2757
      @BigEd2757 Před 14 dny +660

      But scan my chest instead

    • @justinmcclure187
      @justinmcclure187 Před 13 dny +631

      The guy might know something we don’t know.

    • @PogeyMane
      @PogeyMane Před 13 dny +610

      The barcode on his shirt is a cheaper price for the chicken

  • @kjsher839
    @kjsher839 Před dnem +76

    "We can't go to Costco yet. I can't find my chicken shirt!"

  • @bdiax
    @bdiax Před dnem +63

    People like this are the reason working retail sucks. Buddy he asked you for your Costco card not how you are gonna pay. He’s too busy living in his own world can’t even pay attention. And I guarantee no ken in that Costco sees him walk in and is like wow I’m glad he’s back 😂

    • @gingerlee726
      @gingerlee726 Před 2 hodinami +1

      He has been planning this interaction for weeks 😂 he even made a shirt. I mean, he could have just printed onto paper 😂

  • @toddr8415
    @toddr8415 Před 6 dny +1781

    Don't scan the chickens...scan my internal organs 😂 🤣

  • @ZachCarden-ui9rz
    @ZachCarden-ui9rz Před 9 dny +761

    “I don’t want *any* LED on this chicken. Instead, point that shit right at my heart.”

  • @Kcam9608
    @Kcam9608 Před 2 dny +13

    Leave my chickens alone! Put that LED mess right in me instead! Not just once but 5 times! I insist!!!😂😂😂

  • @user-ow9wu6bk7p
    @user-ow9wu6bk7p Před 23 hodinami +21

    You know who I am and I don't want any trouble is exactly what I tell my kids every morning before I have my coffee

    • @nannylegday5808
      @nannylegday5808 Před 20 hodinami +3

      I laughed way too hard at this as a mom of three 😂

    • @YA-qj8fx
      @YA-qj8fx Před 3 hodinami +1

      😅😅😅

  • @freddydiaz7602
    @freddydiaz7602 Před 13 dny +13549

    "I got 5 chickens,I don't want any LED on them, aim it right at my sternum."

  • @MrCrayEgg
    @MrCrayEgg Před 9 dny +1425

    Those chickens have been through things way worse than some LED lights hahah

    • @mariaelda6271
      @mariaelda6271 Před 9 dny +16

      Also, unless he doesn't eat outside like at any restaurant or at parties, there's absolutely no way that he can avoid anything that's not scanned from farm to table. 😅

    • @Walczyk
      @Walczyk Před 9 dny

      @@mariaelda6271red led lights change the chicken dna only good do your research /s

    • @LBloggie
      @LBloggie Před 9 dny +2

      Lmaoo

    • @kennethwilliams7697
      @kennethwilliams7697 Před 9 dny +5

      So true!!!!!!LOL

    • @DoNE021
      @DoNE021 Před 6 dny +2

      Go buy them from farmers.

  • @jpdalvi
    @jpdalvi Před dnem +7

    Take a minute to appreciate the depth of this phrase: "I got five chickens, I don't want any LED on them" 😂

  • @jermarwaite7657
    @jermarwaite7657 Před 18 hodinami +7

    Protect the chicken at all cost,even at my hearts expense.now that's a man that loves his chicken.

  • @luksrytv
    @luksrytv Před 8 dny +158

    "I don't want any LED on them" said in a warehouse completely lit by LED Lights

    • @yardsofa
      @yardsofa Před 8 dny +3

      This was my first thought, right after "wtf?" Lol

    • @melaninmonroe007
      @melaninmonroe007 Před 8 dny +10

      No LED on my chicken, but LED my heart, lungs, and esophagus instead cuz fuck em 😂😂

    • @nk-dw2hm
      @nk-dw2hm Před 2 hodinami +1

      ​@@melaninmonroe007 you might have those Trump level light bulbs if the led is getting to your esophagus and lungs

  • @FANI-NI
    @FANI-NI Před 10 dny +2786

    If the first thing a customer tells you is, “I don’t want any trouble” you already know you’re in for an earful 😂

    • @mage3690
      @mage3690 Před 10 dny

      EVERY F U C K I N G TIME. "I don't want no trouble" and the MF proceeds to rob me. Not of the store's money, I wish they'd just take that and go. Noo, they just have to yoink my sanity instead. I WAS USING THAT! I NEED IT FOR MIDTERMS!!

    • @MarceloNajar
      @MarceloNajar Před 10 dny +6

      💀💀💀

    • @Liebe.98
      @Liebe.98 Před 10 dny +4

      I stg 😂😂😂

    • @niriajnai4906
      @niriajnai4906 Před 10 dny +2

      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Bob-tz1zp
      @Bob-tz1zp Před 10 dny +7

      Either that, or the ones wanting to do a return 15 minutes till close, coming in with like 3 children and not watching them in the slightest, then they'll have the audacity to laugh and say "some people just dont know how to control their kids"

  • @PopCornTruckin
    @PopCornTruckin Před 2 dny +6

    Legend has it ….that man has a shirt for every Costco product he buys.

  • @mykillmetal1814
    @mykillmetal1814 Před dnem +4

    "Don't point this harmless light at my food which will do absolutely nothing because it's essentially a flashlight."

  • @donnelmoss757
    @donnelmoss757 Před 13 dny +9925

    Don't scan my chicken, but you can scan me 😂😂🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @DinanBMWm5
      @DinanBMWm5 Před 12 dny +53

      To be fair, he’s wearing multiple layers of clothings which would block the light.

    • @Kharizmaux
      @Kharizmaux Před 12 dny

      @@DinanBMWm5no he’s just dumb and all about himself.

    • @donnelmoss757
      @donnelmoss757 Před 12 dny +140

      @@DinanBMWm5 only if you knew how lasers work

    • @TheVintageBumbleBee
      @TheVintageBumbleBee Před 12 dny +10

      IKR? REDICULOUS

    • @JoseNovaUltra
      @JoseNovaUltra Před 12 dny +21

      Don't be this ridiculous, the old man has no point at all.

  • @unknownkse
    @unknownkse Před 12 dny +3424

    Old man was expecting more of a fight 😂

    • @dovie2blue
      @dovie2blue Před 11 dny +31

      I don't want any trouble!! Always right before they throw hands

    • @mike.1
      @mike.1 Před 11 dny +3

      Why that morn scan the credit card?

    • @5150-well
      @5150-well Před 11 dny +1

      Ludicrous, they've scanned that through at least twice before it gets on the shelf.

    • @abarjess9259
      @abarjess9259 Před 11 dny

      You should the customer behind him angry

    • @GodlyHashira47
      @GodlyHashira47 Před 11 dny +2

      @@mike.1because the guy confused him so much he lost all of his thinking ability. 😂😂

  • @allanreyna9112
    @allanreyna9112 Před dnem +3

    The dude in the background getting into it with the workers lmao

  • @melvingaldamez1464
    @melvingaldamez1464 Před 2 dny +6

    Let the chickens live I’ll die for them! 😂

  • @mai6553
    @mai6553 Před 11 dny +6263

    This is why developing hobbies in your early adulthood is important

    • @Nathanfx2006
      @Nathanfx2006 Před 11 dny +29

      Really is!

    • @kyleemerson
      @kyleemerson Před 11 dny +13

      Amen

    • @anon2414
      @anon2414 Před 11 dny +57

      My hobby is boozing at the bar. No time for this nonsense lol

    • @black_nebula
      @black_nebula Před 11 dny +36

      As he did. This is his hobby lmaooo

    • @Cricket9579
      @Cricket9579 Před 11 dny

      ​@@black_nebulaThis isn't a hobby, it's pure stupidity.

  • @lawabidingbaddie9595
    @lawabidingbaddie9595 Před 11 dny +3961

    Don’t scan my chickens with LED, SCAN MY HEART AND LUNGS WITH LED INSTEAD! 😂😂

  • @HiHi-nl5ju
    @HiHi-nl5ju Před dnem +2

    God bless those costco workers cashier in the background getting screamed at too 😂

  • @technician0096
    @technician0096 Před 7 hodinami +2

    “Umm sry sir, we don’t do that shit. Change your shirt and scan your fucking chickens like everyone else.” 😂😂

  • @lisae3663
    @lisae3663 Před 9 dny +1193

    Don’t scan my chickens, just scan my chest 5 times. 😂

    • @NewYoutuber1111
      @NewYoutuber1111 Před 9 dny +1

      😅😮

    • @starlane3146
      @starlane3146 Před 9 dny +6

      I know, right 😂

    • @sburker32
      @sburker32 Před 9 dny +2

      Multiple shirts on so he's not worried. It can't penetrate clothing very well

    • @jezycooke2998
      @jezycooke2998 Před 9 dny +3

      Maybe he has a foil shirt under

    • @calchen7275
      @calchen7275 Před 9 dny

      I understood where he was coming from until he said just scan me instead

  • @cleonRIP
    @cleonRIP Před 7 dny +455

    I want to see this guys life in a day. He's a walking Pixar character that never found his movie

  • @achiinrst1628
    @achiinrst1628 Před 10 hodinami +2

    "No LEDs on my chickens" he says standing in a store lit almost entirely with LED

  • @user-cm9wm7tg2p
    @user-cm9wm7tg2p Před 11 hodinami +2

    No LED on dead chickens but hit my heart 😂

  • @LogicalNiko
    @LogicalNiko Před 10 dny +2148

    Customer: I don’t want any LED on my chickens.
    Chickens are currently bathed in LED light from the overhead store LED lighting.

    • @fleshsuitman
      @fleshsuitman Před 10 dny +20

      Was looking for you.

    • @kevinc233
      @kevinc233 Před 10 dny +18

      And they probably use an IR heat lamp.

    • @achaille9110
      @achaille9110 Před 10 dny +9

      Scanning lasers aren't LED lights

    • @jeremiahwelborn5526
      @jeremiahwelborn5526 Před 10 dny +4

      I doubt they're LED

    • @kahooker1
      @kahooker1 Před 10 dny +9

      Lo9ks like he doesn't want to consume the chicken bc of the LED scan. However, does he realize he just absorbed LED 5x by having his chest scanned 😊

  • @josephmunguia9632
    @josephmunguia9632 Před 13 dny +4877

    I don’t want any problems….continues to be a major problem for every employee 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @carrasco2011sc
      @carrasco2011sc Před 12 dny +14

      Asi es como empiezan los chismes he said "trouble" not "problems"

    • @paddaaweh
      @paddaaweh Před 12 dny +8

      Great job quoting it wrong.

    • @josephmunguia9632
      @josephmunguia9632 Před 12 dny +22

      Trouble or problem dude is an issue so what’s y’all’s? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex Před 12 dny +22

      ​@@paddaawehHoly shit, who actually cares? It means the same, stop being pedantic.

    • @Roach_Dogg_JR
      @Roach_Dogg_JR Před 12 dny +11

      @@paddaawehthey quoted nothing. No marks

  • @user-tq1tt9ll9c
    @user-tq1tt9ll9c Před 8 hodinami +2

    Employee: I'ma need ur Costco card.
    Coustumer: thats a regular credit card.
    💀☠️

  • @tims6540
    @tims6540 Před 9 hodinami +2

    This man should just raise his own chickens

  • @gabybobadilla3039
    @gabybobadilla3039 Před 10 dny +1465

    “I don’t want my chickens with LED, I want the LED straight from source” 😂😂😂

    • @charinav3556
      @charinav3556 Před 9 dny +8

      "Feed me daddy" - this guy.

    • @MAHnett1981
      @MAHnett1981 Před 9 dny +10

      You took the words right out of my mouth!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @LONEWOLF-rq5tl
      @LONEWOLF-rq5tl Před 9 dny

      ​@@charinav3556 Uhhhh how about a bit fat NOOOOOO and don't EVER say that again there little bitty boss boy!!

    • @fallonnelson2141
      @fallonnelson2141 Před 9 dny +9

      Right like bro it just went into your body anyway 🤦🏾‍♀️ and if he only knew when the chicken came from and what they did before he got it 😂...

    • @xxavriixx7802
      @xxavriixx7802 Před 9 dny +5

      I was thinking the same thing..😂 like what's worse? It on your chickens, or straight on your chest? Lol I'm sure it's harmful but 🤷‍♀️

  • @Misszza21
    @Misszza21 Před 8 dny +1318

    Don't scan my chickens. just SHOCK my heart. 5x I need the energy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @raykrypton3706
    @raykrypton3706 Před hodinou +1

    He doesn’t want the chickens harmed!!!!!!!!!
    😂😂😂😂😂
    Someone slap me

  • @estebansanchez5801
    @estebansanchez5801 Před 2 dny +2

    “I don’t want any trouble “ proceeds to cause trouble 😂

  • @charlespearl3569
    @charlespearl3569 Před 6 dny +807

    This man’s buying chicken from the store and worrying about the scanner hitting the chicken….😂 those chickens packed with a lot more than some LED 😂

  • @merlenepeters7174
    @merlenepeters7174 Před 8 dny +501

    Don't LED scan my chicken, LED scan my organs instead, yes hit me 5 times, what an absolute genius.😂

    • @caleb1231
      @caleb1231 Před 7 dny +9

      This dude is 1000% who they modeled Frank after in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    • @jessca_87
      @jessca_87 Před 7 dny +2

      It’s honestly not funny anymore and definitely not a genius😂 far from it

    • @exilhannabal
      @exilhannabal Před 7 dny +2

      He'd rather risk his body than dinner
      Sounds like a man dedicated to enjoying the rest of his life

    • @merlenepeters7174
      @merlenepeters7174 Před 7 dny +1

      @@jessca_87 do you understand sarcasm?

    • @user-kl6lo7hx4w
      @user-kl6lo7hx4w Před 7 dny

      @@caleb1231this is definitely some Frank shit lol

  • @Agent77X
    @Agent77X Před 12 hodinami +1

    This Costco member is a long time member. He tells the associates what to do and do it right!

  • @oreoorva
    @oreoorva Před 2 dny +1

    Bru LED lights are everywhere. 😂😂😂 The chicken has gone through every spectrum

  • @Eyeminded
    @Eyeminded Před 9 dny +1341

    That chicken been scanned during shipping & handling 😂

    • @AitchJay
      @AitchJay Před 9 dny +22

      My first thought, man needs to grow his own chickens in a dark shed !

    • @bud9450
      @bud9450 Před 9 dny +1

      Those chickens were handled by gonads

    • @LifeLaughLove998
      @LifeLaughLove998 Před 9 dny +2

      @@AitchJay you don’t grow chicken🤦🏽‍♀️ You “Keep” chickens or
      You “Raise” chickens

    • @slothgarage4846
      @slothgarage4846 Před 9 dny +7

      ​@@LifeLaughLove998 You know what they mean. What's your problem

    • @connorsdarkcorner
      @connorsdarkcorner Před 9 dny +2

      @@LifeLaughLove998 depends where they live. different country's have different gramma. kind of like how i can tell you to grow up, (also known as becoming a mature adult who doesnt try to act like a smart ass over others spelling/gramma) in england where im from we would say grow rather then raise or keep. cause its the act of growing a animals meat content. you would say keep/raise if your wanting the chickens for eggs as you plan to keep the chickens long term till death

  • @christiangenger
    @christiangenger Před 7 dny +1255

    “You know who I am, I don’t want any trouble”… that was your sign to buckle up if you hadn’t buckled up already. 😅

  • @scrapefrenzy
    @scrapefrenzy Před 23 hodinami +1

    Just LED STRAIGHT ON HIS WHOLE ASS CHEST!!😂😂😂 💀💀💀

  • @janislubonovic1262
    @janislubonovic1262 Před 17 hodinami +1

    We used to have someone come in our grocery store in the deli. And we would all run in high and we'd let the new guy get Him It was like an initiation.
    Because we all knew.
    He wanted ten different types of meat and cheese and no more than One ounce drove us crazy.

  • @bstokeling91
    @bstokeling91 Před 12 dny +3915

    It was the " you know who i am" at the beginning that tells you this guys a real joy on a daily basis😂

    • @RG-qo2hu
      @RG-qo2hu Před 11 dny +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @user-fw8bw3eg7q
      @user-fw8bw3eg7q Před 11 dny +91

      I thought it was the " I don't want any trouble" which simply means "I'm a pain in the ass and cause trouble for attention." 😂

    • @1stpersonstreamer660
      @1stpersonstreamer660 Před 11 dny

      He sued them because he is very very jewish and so was the lawyer

    • @RareWatermelonEnjoyer
      @RareWatermelonEnjoyer Před 11 dny

      Mental illness

    • @wadewatts1441
      @wadewatts1441 Před 11 dny +16

      If it wasn't the you know who I am. Or the I don't want trouble. Bro has the chicken barcode printed on a shirt. That isn't something that was made easily or on a whim

  • @JessicaJackson13
    @JessicaJackson13 Před 11 dny +6398

    You know the employees are familiar with him and probably think “oh great, he’s back” (insert sarcastic eye roll here) when they see him😂

    • @punkinpie2
      @punkinpie2 Před 11 dny +56

      " Oh , nooo !
      He's in my line !"

    • @koraliee
      @koraliee Před 11 dny +68

      He even started out with "you know who I am, I don't want any trouble" like some sort of mob boss 😂😂

    • @John...44...
      @John...44... Před 11 dny +4

      No they dont lol

    • @marymays8846
      @marymays8846 Před 11 dny +8

      I love this man. He knows that all these big box stores will RIP you off in a heart beat. Weigh your fruit vegetables or meat before you go to check out. Now when you check out see if those items weigh the same.😊😊😊

    • @idk9637
      @idk9637 Před 10 dny +9

      ​@@John...44... he literally opened with "you know who i am. I dont want any trouble."

  • @dankusmemeus7093
    @dankusmemeus7093 Před dnem +1

    Don’t pollute my chicken with your laser beams

  • @robbygee2539
    @robbygee2539 Před 14 hodinami +1

    This is literally all the control he has.

  • @Ech0s_1972
    @Ech0s_1972 Před 5 dny +905

    That light is the least of those chickens problems at this point 😂

  • @moonbuggg
    @moonbuggg Před 9 dny +617

    “I don’t want any trouble”
    *proceeds to be a troublemaker* 😂

    • @evjimz8460
      @evjimz8460 Před 9 dny +1

      😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @melvinflent278
      @melvinflent278 Před 9 dny

      How

    • @weiner_hands-guy914
      @weiner_hands-guy914 Před 9 dny

      He didn't really cause any trouble for anybody.That all?I mean it's fucking pretty easier to scan the guy's shirt

    • @urmomsfriend4909
      @urmomsfriend4909 Před 9 dny +1

      Lmaooooo

    • @alexanderm.9674
      @alexanderm.9674 Před 7 dny

      I would hate to be behind this dude. Just stfu and pay for your chicken! Damn! Old man want attention.

  • @luisloera1309
    @luisloera1309 Před 2 dny +1

    Damn Colonel Sanders really losing it after retirement

  • @hcjb0909
    @hcjb0909 Před 10 hodinami

    i think we should properly appreciate the effort that went into that shirt. genius.

  • @wumbowoody436
    @wumbowoody436 Před 4 dny +501

    He's been going over this entire interaction all morning in his head.

    • @Renee609
      @Renee609 Před 20 hodinami +3

      😂😂😂

    • @gerrybailey447
      @gerrybailey447 Před 19 hodinami +1

      Guy behind the counter wishing it was a Jewish space laser.

    • @TrudysGal
      @TrudysGal Před 14 hodinami +1

      Hahaha he totally has!!

    • @antmck99
      @antmck99 Před 13 hodinami

      I'm sure he runs into led headlights from vehicles

  • @cacsoccer101
    @cacsoccer101 Před 9 dny +961

    This man is a regular. They saw him coming and got their phones ready 😂😂

    • @joeysgames1084
      @joeysgames1084 Před 9 dny +2

      Dude we used to have a customer just as crazy if not worse, we did the same thing to them (mostly because she would come back a week later and abuse staff because she did not realise she purchased the product a week back)

    • @dillonventola408
      @dillonventola408 Před 9 dny +3

      This is like the 3rd video I've seen of him... I really don't get it...

    • @xirabolt
      @xirabolt Před 9 dny +4

      And yet he didn't know to have the membership card ready.
      As much as I love Costco, i find myself going to Sam's Club more because the scan-and-go means I'm not stuck behind people like this.

    • @ms.t3655
      @ms.t3655 Před 9 dny +3

      ​@dillonventola408 he getting his 15 mins of fam.

    • @steviaberry
      @steviaberry Před 9 dny

      @@dillonventola408this is his page hahaha

  • @frosty1nipps626
    @frosty1nipps626 Před 3 dny

    I've seen someone grab all the ones they put out for lunch it was funny cuz so many people were mad they needed to wait for the worker to package more 😂

  • @notleviathan855
    @notleviathan855 Před 2 dny

    People go ballistic for these chickens. As someone who was basically forced to cook them, knowing people eat them is disgusting.
    They sit cool enough to keep the seasoning liquid, but not cool enough to freeze them. Then they're dumped onto a metal slab, and slathered into their bag seasoning that they've sat in, put onto metal, and then into the oven to cook.
    Once cooked, they're taken out, packaged, and left to sit there for a few hours. Then they're taken into the freezer, picked apart, and put into either chicken salads that are then put BACK onto display, OR in the scrap bin.
    I've eaten a piece of one that basically couldn't go out because a wing fell off, and I was curious why people literally fought over them, and they weren't that great.
    You might think "if they're up to temp, they're fine right?" Sure, however I know for a fact chicken used to sit out for over two hours at room temp which is bad.
    So unless you get there as soon as it's cooked, you shouldn't trust the chicken.

  • @yorfitness2033
    @yorfitness2033 Před 11 dny +802

    "I don't want any trouble, I am the trouble" 😂

    • @HB-tc9bi
      @HB-tc9bi Před 9 dny

      😂😂😂

    • @evjimz8460
      @evjimz8460 Před 9 dny

      😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀⚰️⚰️

  • @popgibb3485
    @popgibb3485 Před 9 dny +942

    Dude doesn't want LED on his chicken. But he doesn't mind it straight in his face!! 😂😂😂

    • @stilostan-the1st
      @stilostan-the1st Před 9 dny +25

      He's not looked up to see the whole store is lit by LED's lol

    • @duggyfresh8899
      @duggyfresh8899 Před 9 dny +20

      Maybe the thing is he actually like led and he doesn't want it wasted on some chicken.

    • @joannanderson5947
      @joannanderson5947 Před 9 dny

      😄😄😄​@@stilostan-the1st

    • @sukirinaa
      @sukirinaa Před 9 dny +10

      ​@@duggyfresh8899lmaooo 😂 yes straight to his vital organs he doesn't want t the chicken to get in the way

    • @snizami
      @snizami Před 9 dny +5

      Those chickens have bathed in LED light over and over, including during the purchase as they rain down on everyone from the ceiling.

  • @josholson4937
    @josholson4937 Před 14 hodinami

    Love this man! Knows what he wants, execution is flawless. Live and let live. Commenters throwing stones and are the real NPC

  • @adriennebrailsford6291
    @adriennebrailsford6291 Před 16 hodinami

    He is the man at the assisted living facility. Showing all the girls how to use their flip phones and see him go viral. Saving their day with them soft tender chickens 😂

  • @telenaalexander2007
    @telenaalexander2007 Před 9 dny +1076

    No LED on the chicken!!, only across my heart.

    • @chrispychicken9614
      @chrispychicken9614 Před 9 dny +11

      Ikr? WTF?!

    • @LONEWOLF-rq5tl
      @LONEWOLF-rq5tl Před 9 dny +6

      It won't really even harm you though,man you people believe anything and everything!😒😒😒😒

    • @margaretelizabeth555
      @margaretelizabeth555 Před 9 dny +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MsCoelho64
      @MsCoelho64 Před 9 dny +6

      😂😂😂 but he'ld rather have them scan his body.. has he been Xrayed and how many times.. Me thinks 🤔 too many times in His Lifetime!!

    • @Marunga535
      @Marunga535 Před 9 dny +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @quincylockett7846
    @quincylockett7846 Před 12 dny +1822

    I pray for his Neighbors 😂😂😂 yall know he a Joy😂😂😂

    • @concernedcitizen9208
      @concernedcitizen9208 Před 12 dny +9

      You know his name is definitely Kevin

    • @nothingsurprisesmeanymore
      @nothingsurprisesmeanymore Před 12 dny +19

      He's just so annoying and they have several annoying videos of this crap.

    • @dexlovesgames_dlg
      @dexlovesgames_dlg Před 12 dny +5

      Y’all realize this is the old dude’s CZcams channel right?

    • @PMTcommenter
      @PMTcommenter Před 12 dny

      I pray for you for not knowing this is a skit

    • @Gixsir
      @Gixsir Před 12 dny +3

      @@dexlovesgames_dlggood I personally hope he sees how annoying he is

  • @UniqueJ
    @UniqueJ Před 24 minutami

    Costco usually doesn't allow you to use a credit card unless it's the one specifically from Costco. You can only use a debit card, cash, or the Costco credit card.

  • @mikelozano4292
    @mikelozano4292 Před 8 hodinami

    No LED on Costco chickens because they are free range and healthy😂

  • @kccarp
    @kccarp Před 10 dny +334

    "I don't want any trouble" as he immediately make every step of the process more difficult than it needs to be

    • @DiningWithDiego
      @DiningWithDiego Před 9 dny +3

      Exactly 😂😂

    • @justinselby6282
      @justinselby6282 Před 9 dny +2

      These type of people never fail to amaze

    • @renep8671
      @renep8671 Před 3 dny

      Bc he quite actually was hoping for trouble
      Did he start off with “you know who I am”
      ?

  • @msullivan85
    @msullivan85 Před 8 dny +696

    This guy walked up and bought chicken like a mob boss. "You know who I am, I don't want any trouble" LOL

    • @nono-yw3tv
      @nono-yw3tv Před 8 dny +5

      To be honest though, Once you see a dude who has a whole bar code on their chest, It's kind of hard not to know who they are and what they want done. 🤣

    • @roycelis9033
      @roycelis9033 Před 8 dny +3

      What’s wrong with led on the chicken!

    • @revolutionmedia2644
      @revolutionmedia2644 Před 8 dny +1

      What a weird jew in this video!!!

    • @Dee-zx9zm
      @Dee-zx9zm Před 8 dny +1

      😂😂😂 you know who I am I don’t want any trouble 😂😂

    • @ctrodriguez111ent
      @ctrodriguez111ent Před 7 dny

      I would definitely call manager to see if its okay lol

  • @TheLazyGamer42
    @TheLazyGamer42 Před 14 hodinami

    I thought he was the staff for a sec 😂

  • @justtiredthings
    @justtiredthings Před dnem

    Boomers walking into a Costco like it's an old western saloon full of armed ruffians
    > I don't want any trouble 👢🔫

  • @petrasomeone6963
    @petrasomeone6963 Před 12 dny +1016

    No LED on chicken, send it straight to my heart.

    • @latenight6750
      @latenight6750 Před 12 dny +1

      🎉

    • @patriciaboyer1099
      @patriciaboyer1099 Před 12 dny +5

      OMG I said the same thing

    • @nunyabiz12345
      @nunyabiz12345 Před 12 dny +3

      😂😂😂

    • @cameronvanatti6629
      @cameronvanatti6629 Před 12 dny +5

      He wants to use the shirt he paid for. It's not about the LED's effects on the chicken or his body. He just wants to use his rotisserie chicken barcode shirt

  • @user-kg6zf2he5d
    @user-kg6zf2he5d Před 10 dny +1461

    "I don't want any LED on my chickens", the proceed to reheat his chickens in a 1997 microwave for 5 minutes.

    • @SidiousPalp
      @SidiousPalp Před 10 dny +15

      Microwaves are clean cooking method.

    • @donn780
      @donn780 Před 10 dny +11

      @@SidiousPalpdo some research…

    • @14bqdonk
      @14bqdonk Před 10 dny +10

      ​@@donn780 do some research too...

    • @quentontarantino
      @quentontarantino Před 10 dny +5

      @@14bqdonkit’s not it’s radioactive not only that it kills most the nutrients from the food, unless u consider that clean

    • @aqualane1
      @aqualane1 Před 10 dny +2

      In plastic also.

  • @saulreynoso8439
    @saulreynoso8439 Před 12 hodinami

    I would love to have a conversation with that man to find out what the deal is.

  • @adriansal8213
    @adriansal8213 Před dnem

    He asked specifically for his member card and still proceeds to give him his credit card lol

  • @flyingpandapants3355
    @flyingpandapants3355 Před 12 dny +1995

    He doesn't want led on his chickens but he's in a building entirely illuminated by led lights 🤣

    • @joel.ha.
      @joel.ha. Před 11 dny

      And eating chicken that's loaded with hormones and steroids.... not good

    • @somethingsomething404
      @somethingsomething404 Před 11 dny +29

      They’re actually not. Costco and most stores use High Intensity Discharge (HID) Metal Halide lighting.
      Think halogen lamp or the lights on a soccer field, or street lamps in a rich area (the white ones not the yellow ones)

    • @The27jmancuso
      @The27jmancuso Před 11 dny +21

      But meanwhile those chix are grown with so many antibiotics etc lol

    • @REWYRED
      @REWYRED Před 11 dny +22

      ​@@somethingsomething404 HID lighting is falling to the wayside, every big store where I live have done away with HID and switched to LED.
      Way less power, less heat and they dont fade or colour shift like Metal Halide are known to do.

    • @berrriesncreme4558
      @berrriesncreme4558 Před 11 dny +13

      ​@@The27jmancusoExactly lol. That guy should research how Costco raises their chickens. I mean, I enjoy eating them but I have no delusions about how unnatural those chickens are, from being genetically modified so much that they can barely walk, their terrible factory farm conditions, and tons of antibiotics... LEDs should be the least of his worries

  • @aleahhaven7323
    @aleahhaven7323 Před 9 dny +240

    That chicken been scanned 40 times since it left it original factory😂

    • @bubonicchronic5306
      @bubonicchronic5306 Před 9 dny

      Bruh it was made there 🤦‍♂️😅😅

    • @stootg
      @stootg Před 9 dny

      It’s the same barcode, they wouldn’t change it for anything, most products are like that. You can scan the same item as many times as you are trying to purchase and it will not make a difference.

    • @aeonz1240
      @aeonz1240 Před 9 dny

      @@stootgthat’s true most of the time but as soon as corporate decides to change barcodes, the shirt becomes obsolete. It doesn’t happen often, but it happens sometimes if a new flavor is added in a lineup of products or if the product gets renamed or a price gets changed.

  • @WomanOfGod-us9ne
    @WomanOfGod-us9ne Před 6 hodinami

    His barcode price is less than their price I bet 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Genius

  • @sandrasnook4171
    @sandrasnook4171 Před 3 dny

    No chickens were harmed in the making of this short film! 😂😂

  • @Hackkgoldd
    @Hackkgoldd Před 9 dny +875

    Yeah the “I don’t want any trouble” would’ve sat me on the floor laughing😂😂

    • @cool_alienempire6884
      @cool_alienempire6884 Před 9 dny +2

      Maybe he's had issues before, but that still annoyed me. When I worked customer service jobs, I hated the customers who'd come in with an attitude. I'd be like, dude, it's our first time interacting with each other, why so hostile?

    • @deathbloom27
      @deathbloom27 Před 9 dny

      ​@@cool_alienempire6884I'm very lucky. I have a baby face and a soft voice, I've looked like a pastors kid my whole life pretty much, but I couldn't be further. People either A) feel uncomfortable being rude to me because I'm genuinely just a nice person (most common) or B) mistake me for someone that takes people's bullshit and I get to make them immediately regret their decisions. The latter happens most often with older women whose children definitely went no contact with them. I'm so grateful I don't work in the hospitality industry anymore. Retirement communities are SO MUCH more chill.

    • @shannonbrown6032
      @shannonbrown6032 Před 8 dny

      Me too because this guy was serious 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Dee-zx9zm
      @Dee-zx9zm Před 8 dny

      Nah come on I would have been laughing not annoyed- that is so bizarre to see as a first reaction 😂 I used to work in Macys and there were plenty of customers with so much attitude and even snark they base on their last experience and I agree like it’s our first interaction why are you so hostile towards me but this guy was just … interesting and very persistent on not putting the led on his chickens 😂😂 it’s making me laugh now I can’t imagine in real time being his cashier 😂

  • @Rockstarrfashion
    @Rockstarrfashion Před 9 dny +701

    No LED on chickens due to the risk. Yet takes the LED on himself 😂

    • @hedonist2104
      @hedonist2104 Před 9 dny +3

      How do you know he doesn't want the led on the chicken due to the risk?

    • @vise_versa__
      @vise_versa__ Před 9 dny +7

      Right in the heart too lol

    • @gblargg
      @gblargg Před 9 dny +3

      Nevermind that the store lighting is probably LED now.

    • @Rockstarrfashion
      @Rockstarrfashion Před 9 dny +1

      @@hedonist2104 🙄

    • @VirgoMe357
      @VirgoMe357 Před 9 dny +2

      @@vise_versa__Not right in the heart…😂😂😂

  • @NotMorganFreeman.
    @NotMorganFreeman. Před 18 hodinami +1

    Why make the worker's job even more difficult? Come on.

  • @Mentalfirmware
    @Mentalfirmware Před dnem

    He’s protecting the chickens for the benefit of his clearly disastrous health?🤣

  • @juansullivan9366
    @juansullivan9366 Před 12 dny +1271

    Albert Einstein ain't playing about his chickens 😂

    • @joel.ha.
      @joel.ha. Před 11 dny +8

      So worried about the led hitting it, but not worried about all the hormones and steroids and shit Costco puts inside the chickens

    • @williamjamesturingeinstei
      @williamjamesturingeinstei Před 11 dny +2

      Jajajaja albert Einstein 😂😂ajajajjajajaj

    • @alox1098
      @alox1098 Před 11 dny

      ​@@joel.ha. They don't use hormones or steroids in the chicken is stupidity expensive and have to be doing by hand in millions of chickens

    • @Jasper118
      @Jasper118 Před 11 dny +1

      @@alox1098it’s not done by hand it’s put in their food

    • @alox1098
      @alox1098 Před 11 dny

      @@Jasper118 I don't think you unknown how steroid or hormones work

  • @Tired92
    @Tired92 Před 9 dny +1111

    He thinks the chicken has never been scanned 😂😂

  • @rickc1682
    @rickc1682 Před 2 dny

    no leds on his chickens yet the stores internal lights are all led lights so they have been basking in leds since they got there lol love it

  • @alexisreynolds4277
    @alexisreynolds4277 Před 21 hodinou +1

    Not worried about all the plastics, microplastics, and nanoplastics that he’ll be eating off the chickens later I guess 😅

  • @omni1omni244
    @omni1omni244 Před 12 dny +1226

    Dont light my chicken, light up my heart. This guy!😂

    • @KimJongUn916
      @KimJongUn916 Před 11 dny +4

      5 whole chickens would light up my heart

    • @SalSanchez-dy6cn
      @SalSanchez-dy6cn Před 11 dny +2

      You know who he is he don't want any trouble

    • @ieatpercs
      @ieatpercs Před 11 dny +2

      Saved everybody else eating the chicken by his theory 😂

    • @user-iy9mq3qb3x
      @user-iy9mq3qb3x Před 11 dny +1

      Перемудрил сам себя

    • @bobb.6393
      @bobb.6393 Před 11 dny

      He enjoys near infrared therapy

  • @joshniehaus4378
    @joshniehaus4378 Před 9 dny +368

    No LED on my chickens but gladly put it over my chest and heart area 😂😂

    • @cropdustin6867
      @cropdustin6867 Před 9 dny +1

      That t shitt has aluminum foil lining, obviously

    • @katty01
      @katty01 Před 9 dny +2

      @@cropdustin6867but not on his hand when scanning the card

    • @SieSweetie
      @SieSweetie Před 9 dny +1

      Bahaha exactly my thoughts

    • @weakw1ll
      @weakw1ll Před 9 dny +1

      I think hes taking the shirt seriously not the LED like the shirt is the subject matter not the LED

  • @seanboyize
    @seanboyize Před dnem

    _standing in line behind him:_
    *EXcuse me, do you sell coffins here too??*

  • @B_ILL416
    @B_ILL416 Před 2 dny

    I don’t want no problems is crazy to a cashier 🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @rbyee7571
    @rbyee7571 Před 12 dny +724

    No LED light on his chickens but willingly spread his arms to scan his body. 😂

    • @johnz6957
      @johnz6957 Před 12 dny +3

      But he has double shirts

    • @adrontube3361
      @adrontube3361 Před 12 dny +1

      Right😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mikef2811
      @mikef2811 Před 11 dny +2

      That is what I was thinking..LED is dangerous but SCAN ME instead. LMAO.

    • @gotentk4
      @gotentk4 Před 11 dny +1

      It's not about being dangerous, it's about being delicious

    • @bulldogger1467
      @bulldogger1467 Před 11 dny

      it ruins the flavor its not dangerous

  • @AngladaFamilia
    @AngladaFamilia Před 6 dny +363

    Don't LED my chickens, but light me up. Genius😂 in his own mind.

  • @Mel-pb4nn
    @Mel-pb4nn Před 7 hodinami

    He dont want it on his chicken but he wants it on his body 😂

  • @righteousone8454
    @righteousone8454 Před 17 hodinami

    Don't you dare to scan my chicken with that radiation, scan me with radiation instead.

  • @Djreactions831
    @Djreactions831 Před 8 dny +145

    Wait until he finds out the ceiling lights are LEDs 👀😂

  • @OsirisT
    @OsirisT Před 9 dny +866

    "Scan my shirt 5x buddy" sounded like a threat, he even said he didnt want any trouble 🤣

    • @kooskoos8181
      @kooskoos8181 Před 8 dny +4

      Even with the chest puffed out. Too funny

    • @rikityrik
      @rikityrik Před 8 dny +1

      Guy must be a hoot

    • @ART-Y78
      @ART-Y78 Před 8 dny

      we have ears u didnt need to repeat it word for word. clown

  • @crackerjack4833
    @crackerjack4833 Před 14 hodinami

    He sure loves his chicken 😂