Lmao we all been there😂 my mom says the same grab the darker one 😂 tbh this is my number 1 struggle meal, I buy feta cheese and those 3 dollar spinach salad bags from costo as well, i eat for half a week 💀 i lose weight also, it’s been a while maybe I should buy one this weekend 😂
Why wouldn’t he listen to the man who buys the chicken consistently there and knows the truth?! I buy chicken that’s cooked the darkest based off of this same principle!
I didn’t know the old Jewish Einstein was on Costco payroll to help the customer in the poultry department. What’s dumb Einstein going to say next; take a photo of my shirt with the barcode for check out purposes? 😂😂😂
He immediately said oh I want the one of the bottom. I like when it has the darker spots too cooked all the way three and juice some light brown needs to be cooked longer
Just like my pops😂😂😂😂don’t give a flying fk about what he saying
I aspire to be like this man one day 😂
Retirement at its finest
Yuck
@@juhgfdsapiyhhnnxc3517life
@@juhgfdsapiyhhnnxc3517you’re gonna be like that too one day don’t worry
You KNOW he bought his first house for $8000....
Seriously lol
I like how he grabs the one on the complete opposite side 😂😂
😂😂😂 he wanted no parts of it.
@@Taxmandarmusand who can blame the guy. Ain't no one want that blackened chicken. It looks dry 😂
@@TheHated0neI buy my chicken 🍗 like that! I don’t want no half cooked chicken
@@Taxmandarmus
lol seriously. He probably thinks Dave did something to the chicken
@@giggityeffyou 😂😂 exactly, talking bout the nicest one, how younknow?🤔😂
Bro made costco chicken his whole personality
Proceeds to ignore him and pick another chicken! 😂😂😂
That guy didn't believe a word coming out his mouth 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
This guy doesn't want anyone to touch his chicken but tries to make this guy buy a chicken he touched 🤦🏾
Serious question. Does touching the containers surface have an effect on the actual chicken?
@@Unknown-pn5xqeverything does even the moisture inside the container
Not only that but he's eating and touching all of them.
I would be aggravated if I went to grab a chicken, and this guy was standing there guiding me to said chicken .
I would be appreciative of his wisdom.
@@matthewrudolph7383 thats weird cause like, no one asked.
We not gonna talk about how the last video he's about to whoop some ass for that cookie, then now he's got it?
We knew he was gonna get the cookie
Dont snitch
He handled business
😂I was about to say the same thing bro lol
Lmfao stand-in on bidnizz JuHeaddddd
She’s trying to get some attention, Dave! Take her out for some chicken 😂
Grabbed the chicken in the back: been there to long 😂
Proceeds to grab the lightest one on the bottom shelf as far from the nice one as possible lol
Fine. Leave the good ones for the rest of us.
Other dude saw him tough the chicken 🐔
He doesn't want over cook chicken still juicy
Einstein of Costco.
Little darker that means its a little better cooked lmao oh really ? 😂
He should move in there he's there everyday like doesn't he sleep OMG this is how you save 15% on your car insurance hahaha lol
Dude my mom does this at Sams. I always feel like a teenager everytime we shop lol im 30 lol
God I pray him n my mother don’t bump into each other back there! She’s the most famous woman at Costcos.. I’m talking hours🙄🩷
So this why Doc wanted Marty to do 88 mph at the clock tower. So he could get his plastic containers with chicken in it. 😂
I kind of like him because he’s positive and works for you and not the system lol
He’s not lying though
His shirt is the barcode for the chicken btw 💀
wait till he figures out this stuff mostly likely isn’t pure chicken and he shouldn’t be worrying about LED’s😂
It actually is chicken, its not unhealthy to eat. The sodium is too high but its full of lean protein m
Bro got the craziest case of ear hair I ever saw 😮
Gross af
Man listen to dave when it comes to roasted chicken he live for it. He has the barcode of the chicken on his shirt.
I guess he won the fight over the double chocolate chip cookie 😂😂I
"been there too long" 😂😂😂. I'd trust the crazy guy who's been there all day.
Didn’t even grab the good one. What a lump! I would’ve grabbed gramps choice any day
This guy knows what he wants. I can respect that
I love this man he is the best!!
i like how he still went for the one that HE wants not the one you want🤣🤣🤣
Listen to the man he knows what he's talking about, I have had almost raw chicken in the middle from Costco before be careful
Oh yay, here you're being very nice to everyone! I like this one
Costco man keeping you big as hell fr
Einstein: that’s the nicest one !!
The customer: He touched it…I’m not taking that one.
This is my wife. Inspecting each chicken looking for the best one.
Einstein has really gone down over the years
His shirt is the barcode for the chicken btw 💀
@@OneWayShorts19 ya don’t say
He seems pretty sweet! ❤
He’s so cute. Pick out the best rotisserie chicken, with a large chocolate chip cookie in one hand.
I love these kinds of old folks
Dog is like “Gtfo my face man” 😂 ppl like this were the worse when I used to work jobs like this 😭😭😭
We definitely got the wrong Einstein!😂😂😂
He almost had another satisfied customer
He fought 2 world wars for this dammit !
I’ve never seen a man have so much ear hair as this man 😂😂😂
More videos like this please
Bro offered a fully bit cookie. I know he would given a piece from the top too
Safe to say he won 😂
I'd take his word for it if i was him😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i see he won that cookie😭😭
I wouldve grabbed the one he said right away lol
No doubt he picked the best chicken. Professional
My guy didn't want a dry ass chicken lmao
The chicken is around $8 at Martins but you do not have to pay to get in or drive 30 minutes.... or drive at all as it is walking distance
Why he touching the chicken if he hates that 😂😂😂😂
The fact he has the cookie makes me giggle.
He's got experience he's willing to share 😂😂😂
“Want a piece of the cookie?”she said,”fuck no!”in her head
Someone come get their grandpa 😂😂😂
Love how he says it's nicer because it's darker and then the black lady comes in 😂
Why do you people make everything thing about race?
He want you to get the burnt ass chicken off his shelf lol
Dudes cat totally pees in his hair
And you help a cat make sand castles in a litter box... Joke being its not even your cat!
His hair is originally blonde
😂😂😂
@@NPCBOT01don’t tell me my hair is gonna look like someone peed in it when it grays
😂😅😂😅😂😂😂😅
So, I take it that he is a "staple" for Costco?!😅❤
'Been here too long', full stop with hand.
Got hair in his ears connected to his mustache 😂
Bro know what he’s saying the I be getting my chickens from Sam’s Club tho
“Lad I don’t know what you’re trying to sell me, but I want none of it.”
He knows 🍗
If I saw this guy at my local Costco I’d be so annoyed lol
depends on my mood but i can totally see it becoming an issue😂
Seems like he won the fight😂
This guy played chicken lover on South Park
😂😂 Thats mustard hes dying his hair with😂😂
This man is a living meatcanyon skit but hes wholesome
His right about picking the right chicken . The other man well regret picking the under cooked chicken
A man with purpose!
Welp I now know who won the battle of the cookies
That man definitely made the wrong choice
bro smokes so much even his hairs are yellow😂
This mf living his golden years doing tik toks
You're supposed to take the one that the old guy said to take get home and then not like it and be mad at him! 🍗 😡
Lmao we all been there😂 my mom says the same grab the darker one 😂 tbh this is my number 1 struggle meal, I buy feta cheese and those 3 dollar spinach salad bags from costo as well, i eat for half a week 💀 i lose weight also, it’s been a while maybe I should buy one this weekend 😂
Dude is adorable 😂
His shirt is the barcode for the chicken btw 💀
Making me hungry n
ow i want some chicken
Same logic here as the Karen trying to pick out a watermelon by tapping it, bee marks, spinning it on your finger.
They definitely undercook these chickens.i experienced this first hand.
I'm sure he even sleep at the shop
I get the ones that have been there the longest. They are always more tender
The last bastion of American freeedom braugh!
none of them rotisserie chickens from the grocery store tastes good to me
Never grab the light-colored baked chicken or you will get blood on the bones lol
Bro $5 dollars?! That's willdddd
some people are always saying no to blessings🤷♂️
Why wouldn’t he listen to the man who buys the chicken consistently there and knows the truth?! I buy chicken that’s cooked the darkest based off of this same principle!
I didn’t know the old Jewish Einstein was on Costco payroll to help the customer in the poultry department. What’s dumb Einstein going to say next; take a photo of my shirt with the barcode for check out purposes? 😂😂😂
If it’s darker it has more seasoning that’s why it’s darker they all get cooked at the same time same rotisserie like 24 at a time
He wanted the one less touched.
He immediately said oh I want the one of the bottom. I like when it has the darker spots too cooked all the way three and juice some light brown needs to be cooked longer
Dudes part of the costco chicken gang. Piss him off and he'll grease your ankles with a drumstick.
He looks like Albert Einstein 😅
bro u picked the driest one 😢
This dude eats too much chicken😂
Einstein of rotisserie
HE IS THE GUY THAT BOUGHT A CHICKEN WITH HIS SHIRT!!!!!!!