Matteo Lane Cooks Breakfast Pizza With The Turbo Cooker
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For the spaghetti carbonara, you should have a contest where you make it the way you normally would and Nick follows the Turbo Cooker recipe and judge them both.
I would totally watch that!!!!
genius
Nick eats Chipotle for every meal. He can cook?
OH MY GOD YES
if there's someone that can make the final result on the turbo cooker go wrong, it's nick
This is giving me 'fold in the cheese, David' vibes from Schitt's Creek
"YOU FOLD IT IN!"
@@IjeomaThePlantMamawhat does that mean?!
@@PatHoffman10 it's a line from the scene in Schitts Creek he's referencing 🤣
@@IjeomaThePlantMama I know. I was saying the next line.
Omg yes😂😂
Yes please make Carbonara. Comedy gold.
I know I didn’t just watch a “natural cook” put a wood cutting board into the dishwasher 😱
Yeah that's cleaning, not cooking
Yeah, that really took me out.
I came here just to say this? What?!
The paper towels just for drying clean hands too. 😭
I understand if you live with a messy family that wipes anything and everything on the kitchen towels -- but if it's just you and your partner, buy a few flour-sack towels!
Definitely didn't use enough hashbrowns
When you stray from Kathy's recipe...you f**k everything up!!
Not even close
I watched this on my living room TV for the full Infomercial experience. Bless you, you wonderful speck of universe
great idea! I'm going to follow your steps :D
@@Mulnader yep. there's something magical about watching youtube on a big screen tv from the comfort of your sofa. Seriously.
Matteo Lane making mom jeans work...for him
Yeah he looks good in them I’m a little jealous lol
Nick would have feelings to the contrary, I imagine
A lot of people look good in mom jeans, but I live in Seattle where they’re standard
I think it's his physique, no one looks good in those (including moms) , the color the cut, all pretty bad.
I am totally here for the turbo cooker. Loved watching those infomercials as a kid. You gotta do the carbonara. That'll be the true test. I also picture Nick trying to use the turbo cooker but I know dang well he'd lose patience and be like "the hell with this I'm going to do it my way...." *LOL*
“…I had to make the eggs..”
🫣 *picturing Matteo laying a egg*
Matteo wants so badly for the turbo cooker to fail but it won’t 😂😂😂
Yes, please. Carbonara in the Turbo Cooker as prepared entirely by Liza.
Please make a "Dump Cake", she had a whole cookbook about them!
this would be amazing.
" I don't know how much longer I can keep this in my house." The spirit of Cathy will never leave your house.
Call your super about the faucet! It's driving me nuts lol
Right?! And the microwave width goes past the cabinets!
I thought I was the only one! It's giving me anxiety and I think I chipped a tooth because I'm stressing about it.
Maybe you should on-gift the Turbo Cooker to Nick to see how he fares with it...
Matteo giving a gun show😍
Yasss! Carbonara 👏
Love the Dorothy tank
my life genuinely becomes better after matteo posts a turbo cooking video.
When it said to add water to the hash browns, I knew they would turn out as mush. You just need some bacon grease! 🤣
YES! You know Kathy used oil or sausage grease there's no way she cooked those frozen hash browns with steamed water and they came out crispy. LIES.
Funnily enough if he used dried Hungry Jack cheap hash browns and added water, it would have been perfect. That's what Waffle House uses. Just add bacon fat or butter and it's perfect.
Matteo youve wanted this since you were a litteral child. You better get the best value out of owning one now that you can possibly get. Keep making these videos until the pan falls appart. I will watch every single one and smash the like button each time I do.
Come on biceps.
I die every time Matteo breaks out into his Cathy impression lol
I LOVE your shirt! Dorothy would be proud! 😂
I'm just glad someone uses as much paper towels cooking as I do lmfao.
i love this series, you need to get chef tony’s miracle blade set and test out everything he does in that infomercial too!!!!
Yes, please make the carbonara! Can’t get over how much I love your thorough assessment of the Turbo cooker 😂❤
I am obsessed with that shirt.
***Absolutely*** make the Turbo Cooker Carbonara!!!!!
The "Turbo cooker" is a big wok like non-stick pan with a big oval lid that has a valve steam escape valve to mimic a pressure cooker with a metal grill add on, marketers really knew how to spin this to sell it as "innovative cookware".
I love Chris' editorial. He sounds nice.
Right? I feel like he needs to make an onscreen appearance one of these days.
Yes an appearance AND a raise! 🥰 ( I have no idea how much he's paid, we can just plant a seed☺)
Matteo! Fix that faucet already! Two men at home and no one knows how to fix a faucet? 🤦🏻♂️🤣
I love Chris in the background. I bet he never imagined this for his career 😅❤❤❤❤
I'd say this pizza is more like a tortilla espanol. The dish of potatoes and eggs.
Laughed so hard when you said that someone on the turbo cooker cutting room floor thought to add in the part about salt in pepper & that taste needed to be involved 😂😂
Watching in the hopes of seeing such a sad reaction to a great breakfast pizza that works 😂😂😂
The Golden Girls quote tank top is 🔥
I absolutely adore your Dorothy Zbornak shirt!
Please make the carbonara, I can’t wait to see how it would turn out in this NASA designed cookware.
I LOVE the Dorothy GG tank-top!
I had to back the video up and rewatch.I thought I was hallucinating when I saw him put a wooden cutting board in his dishwasher😱
I love that you still eat over your sink.You struggle once you struggle for life.
We need MOOOOORE of these videos!!! ❤
Your impression of the lady is hilarious… 😂
I would just love to watch Matteo critiquing those old cooking Infomercials. The one he did of that woman with the Turbo Cooker had me in tears I laughed so much😂,it was Gold 🥇🥇
I think you secretly love all of these meals and use the turbo cooker everyday. LOL !
Matteo is working his way to becoming the new spokesperson for the Turbo Cooker. You should do this in a big kitchen in the Hamptons with a bunch of your friends around an island or counter after a rager of a night. I think we all know which character Nick would play... 😂
Loving the Golden Girls tank top.
Only Matteo could make this hysterical
The Turbo Cooker has never had such a life❣️😂
Tell me you can complicate anything without telling me. 😂
Yesss! I was waiting for this!
"Every cooking is Baking."
*Shows cakes*
Don't give up! I'm honestly hoping for all the recipes! Watching Matteo cook with the turbo cooker is giving me life. Lol
NOTHING replaces Denny's at 4am! 🤣
I’m here for all of the turbo cooler lore and experimentation
Look at that breakfast pizza! Kathy Mitchell would be proud. Also please turbo cook the spaghetti carbonara I can’t wait to see how it turns out!❤️
Yeh, I really, really, want to see Mattheo lose his shit over being told how to make Carbonara.
😂
OFC we want to see you make the pasta!
Thanks for the content 💚
Cathy Mitchell impression sounds like wicked witch of the west 😂
Yes to Carbonara! Just add Nick's delicious chaos.
Watching you rage at the Turbo Cooker over the spaghetti carbonara is something we CANNOT live without. At least do that recipe before you get rid of it!
LOVE Mateo!❤❤❤
Matteo knows better than to underestimate the dark magic that is the Turbo Cooker this time around.
Someone realized that taste needed to be involved 🤣
I have enjoyed these videos, hahaha. Speaks to my childhood days watching infomercials at night during summer vacation. 🤣
Matteo’s biggest fear is making the carbonara with the turbo cooker and it turns out to be the best he’s ever had.
The music is giving me flashbacks to my job in a kitchen store
I NEED THE SPEGHETTI CARBONARA FROM THE ITALIAN KING PLEASE!
Absolutely because. This was horrendous.
Hooray Matteo is back with more Turbo Cooker this is peak entertainment for me Thank Matteo
🥰
Are we going to notice he put the wooden cutting board in the dishwasher 😮😮
“It’s nonstick, it just means it gives me cancer.” 😅 It looks very good!
I love The Golden Girls quote on your shirt!
Yes! Please do it!!
"the thing is, you have to be *exact* with this thing."
Not even two minutes later: "I guess that's a pound"
Nick finally gave em for Mateo
Matteo...!
You forgot the random half an onion again!
You have to use it at least once more for that alone.
MATTEO IS A RIOT.....LOVE DTHE COMMENT ABOUT THE UFO.....I LOVE THE RED COOKWARE
"It's almost like every cooking is baking, if that makes sense" LOL im screaming!
The turbo cooker was not made for NYC apartments ! 😂 obsessed with the tank Dorothy Zb!
What’s your faucet? Is it leaning in a little?😂😂 this is awesome. Love you channel left the time and energy that you put into it more more more.
love the Dorothy quote on your shirt
I love Matteo’s cupcakes!
Love the tank top!🧁
This looks so good… and the pizza looks okay too
I LOVE THE GOLDEN GIRLS SHIRT!
Please make the spaghetti carbonara!!! I need to LOL while you tear that recipe apart during the process. 😂😂😂
your voice of that lady sounds like when stewart dressed up like sheldon and mocked his voice
Btw BEST tank top EVER 😂
this whole endeavor is making my gripe about using pre-shredded cheese futile
Matteo making breakfast pizza, should be making pasties to add to his bakery 😳😂
This can replace Denny's at 4am 😂😂😂
When you're done with it, gift it to Nick so he can enjoy another gadget for his brusselsprouts 😄
Love the shirt 😂
I didn't get a notification for this one either. Good episode. Please try the carbonará
I just want to know what unhinged gremlin opened that bag of hash browns. You're going to find tiny shreds of potatoes all over your freezer, my friend. 😆🥔
I definitely think you should do more Steam Cooker (or whatever it’s called)!
I have same red pot. Gorgeous
Just watched that gabi belle collab and now this, good timing!
Nick needs to make the carbonara in the turbo cooker and Mateo should make it the traditional way.