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  • čas přidán 27. 05. 2023
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  • @ketsuekikumori9145
    @ketsuekikumori9145 Před rokem +1629

    I love how Matteo just makes an off hand comment of it being a telenovela and when Carlos says, "He wants to become closer with his wife." it becomes an actual telenovela.

    • @gregorbaby4269
      @gregorbaby4269 Před 8 měsíci +4

      Why hasn't he delved more into him having a wife?

    • @chrisd2p2
      @chrisd2p2 Před 4 hodinami

      @@gregorbaby4269 Because in their world its probably not that uncommon

  • @nikki80368
    @nikki80368 Před rokem +745

    "What's your name?"
    "Carlos."
    *Matteo.exe stopped working* 😂💀

  • @utubes13
    @utubes13 Před rokem +1265

    The absolute best part is “what’s your name? Carlos”. The joke writes itself and it couldn’t be better ! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @wakeupthisisntreal8168
      @wakeupthisisntreal8168 Před rokem +7

      Wait what was the joke I'm only 12 I'm a little confused

    • @aiglehiver2422
      @aiglehiver2422 Před rokem +5

      Same question also, why Carlos can be the punchine?

    • @molly_parker_1847
      @molly_parker_1847 Před rokem +96

      @@wakeupthisisntreal8168 The joke was the fact that Carlos is a Spanish name and he doesn’t speak Spanish. Then after it was revealed he is half Latino so he should theoretically know Spanish but he doesn’t. (I hope I explained that well enough lol)

    • @Gabrielle_2022
      @Gabrielle_2022 Před rokem +15

      @@wakeupthisisntreal8168 you're 12 😭😭

    • @wakeupthisisntreal8168
      @wakeupthisisntreal8168 Před rokem +17

      @@Gabrielle_2022 no I am actually almost 13 😆 But i love homosexuality

  • @mcfunwow
    @mcfunwow Před rokem +1797

    Even though I've already seen this bit, I HAD to watch it again! It's GOLD, Jerry, GOLD!

  • @drewbadger68
    @drewbadger68 Před rokem +1275

    Carlos: "He said he wants to become closer with his wife"
    Matteo: STOP!💀
    Jajajajaja ,bueno 🤣 This was pure gold❤

    • @MizGizma
      @MizGizma Před rokem +24

      Plot twist ... it was a mistranslated marriage proposal

    • @ruskov5685
      @ruskov5685 Před rokem +4

      BRUHHHH i was like "no wayyy"
      But I ain't surprised

    • @camcam6267
      @camcam6267 Před 11 měsíci +2

      That had me rolling😂😂😂

  • @ViiOlet810
    @ViiOlet810 Před rokem +301

    The fact I knew exactly what this was just by reading the "CARLOS" on the thumbnail 😂 this entire story is too perfect.
    And yes Carlos, we're all disappointed 💀

  • @musicsavage
    @musicsavage Před rokem +102

    01:09
    "Very vers...
    BOTTOM !"
    I cracked up laughing here cause it's soooo true.

    • @nachno
      @nachno Před rokem +8

      Exactly! Vers is vers. What is very vers ?😂

    • @Lv-nq9qz
      @Lv-nq9qz Před 7 měsíci +1

      He's not wrong, lol

    • @mikevie94
      @mikevie94 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@nachno sounds like I'm trying my best to be vers but it's not always going that way - more often I'm the bottom and that's ok. Like almost vers lol
      The same for vers bottom. More like bottom but don't wanna say powerbottom.

  • @SilverFoo79
    @SilverFoo79 Před rokem +409

    Man. This guy is a gay national treasure. Protect him at all costs!

    • @jillaguilera2855
      @jillaguilera2855 Před rokem +9

      I was just thinking this and I read your comment. He his so damn funny!😂🎉😅

  • @dinamonster00
    @dinamonster00 Před rokem +169

    Oh god the hand when he said "I want to be closer with my wife"...I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thomthom6268
      @thomthom6268 Před rokem +4

      I've just fallen into a sitrom movie

  •  Před rokem +161

    Too bad, we've never got that update from Carlos! 😅

    • @htownjesse
      @htownjesse Před rokem +7

      IKR??? 😢

    • @Havvyer
      @Havvyer Před rokem +19

      Someone reach out to Carlos and have him spill that T!!! jajajajaja

  • @andrewcrowder4958
    @andrewcrowder4958 Před 11 měsíci +99

    How does this genius do standup, crowd work, and therapy at the same time?
    Respect, bro.

  • @foxjacket
    @foxjacket Před rokem +451

    I wish we knew what response Carlos got from the guy! 🤣

    • @mewgulf6551
      @mewgulf6551 Před rokem +29

      I KNOW 😢 I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

    • @chnalvr
      @chnalvr Před rokem +28

      The wife showed up at his door.

    • @MsFrisco87
      @MsFrisco87 Před rokem +11

      Watch his special and that will answer your question

    • @augusts1
      @augusts1 Před rokem +55

      ​@@MsFrisco87 did you watch it? There is no follow up in The Advice Special which this clip is from. Not sure why you are saying that.

    • @jakelibo8721
      @jakelibo8721 Před 11 měsíci +2

      ​@@MsFrisco87What's the special called?

  • @mohamedmujamil1006
    @mohamedmujamil1006 Před rokem +208

    It gets more hilarious with every question

  • @calebmatthews2026
    @calebmatthews2026 Před rokem +135

    I’m so invested in this story it’s embarrassing

  • @pharaohtarotwbw
    @pharaohtarotwbw Před rokem +247

    Wow. Matteo Lane is scarily brilliant. We’re talking sitcom, talkshow, movies, Netflix specials, the whole nine yards of stand up stardom….

    • @paunitka7
      @paunitka7 Před 6 měsíci +1

      And a group therapists.

  • @elodiepollock7326
    @elodiepollock7326 Před 11 měsíci +48

    The "Wife" part is the perfect punchline, like you couldnt make that up. everything about that bit is pure gold

  • @Marriyang
    @Marriyang Před rokem +34

    Carlos: "He wants to become closer to his wife."
    Audience: "OOOooOOoOooOoOOOH"

    • @mito88
      @mito88 Před rokem +1

      S T O P !!!!
      \O

  • @guylainelevesque2206
    @guylainelevesque2206 Před 10 měsíci +13

    "I don't speak spanish". Matteo: "What is your name?"..."Carlos.😂

  • @Nixcoffee
    @Nixcoffee Před 11 měsíci +109

    Watching Matteo’s stand up has really helped me get over depression. His standup genuinely brings me alot of joy.

  • @svartkonster
    @svartkonster Před rokem +22

    The guy in the right corner with his look and gasp gets me everytime @3:45 😂

  • @TheLadySilverMoon
    @TheLadySilverMoon Před rokem +58

    His Tony the Tiger impression makes me laugh every time 🤣🤣

  • @minimichiko
    @minimichiko Před rokem +128

    Did you feel the stars aligning as he was telling you this situation? It is so perfectly hilarious.
    Did he ever reply?? We need to know!

  • @countryboundgirl7424
    @countryboundgirl7424 Před rokem +39

    😂 Closer to his Wife 😂 🛑 StOp😂

    • @sgaidola76
      @sgaidola76 Před 8 dny

      That isn’t going to last…😂

  • @kseni_vely
    @kseni_vely Před rokem +103

    It's the ja ja ja ja ja for me 😂 I swear, this is my favourite video of Matteo's from all times💜 and the way he says "We're all disappointed in you" very my mom when she learns I have a new friend that doesn't speak the mother tongue (in my case it's Ukrainian, but same) 🤣

  • @ESOJOTREBLA
    @ESOJOTREBLA Před rokem +109

    3rd time and I'm still laughing, better than any telenovela 😂😂😂

  • @chezronstevenson6825
    @chezronstevenson6825 Před rokem +24

    🤣🤣Carlos is a hot ass mess!😂💀

  • @GraceT
    @GraceT Před rokem +33

    This is one of my favorite bits

  • @typingperson
    @typingperson Před rokem +63

    One of the best bits of all time! Rewatched after seeing couple of months ago--even funnier. Need an update from Carlos!!

  • @presentlycrescent
    @presentlycrescent Před rokem +22

    Sometimes I swear they plant these audience members - but I believe in the comedy enough to think this is real and that is BEAUTIFUL

  • @portugalgamermanel3404
    @portugalgamermanel3404 Před rokem +45

    We need more of Carlos :) this is comedy gold xD

  • @neutralfog
    @neutralfog Před rokem +19

    One of the best standups i've ever seen. Hands down.

  • @danielmitchell940
    @danielmitchell940 Před 8 měsíci +10

    Watching this on a commuter train is a struggle if you don’t wanna look like a laughing maniac

  • @drakeswift2726
    @drakeswift2726 Před rokem +16

    Every minute that passes, it just keeps getting better 😂

  • @No1grandma74
    @No1grandma74 Před 9 měsíci +12

    Aussie grandma here - I love Matteo - I’m crying laughing !

  • @theviceinvirtue
    @theviceinvirtue Před rokem +20

    Someone get us that update!!! 😂

  • @mohamedmujamil1006
    @mohamedmujamil1006 Před rokem +25

    Jajajajaja, bueno, hasta mañana 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aliince9372
    @aliince9372 Před rokem +4

    Carlos is a menace.

  • @ruskov5685
    @ruskov5685 Před rokem +6

    Bruh since 8:00 its chaotic.
    And the "do you love him ?"
    "NO" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @acenull0
    @acenull0 Před rokem +11

    LMAO the plot kept thickening 😂

  • @hanskinny69
    @hanskinny69 Před rokem +36

    He is HILARIOUS 😭😭😭

  • @MT-uy6vw
    @MT-uy6vw Před rokem +19

    I want that update.

  • @gdm1979
    @gdm1979 Před rokem +75

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA This is a comedy masterpiece!!! 😂😂😂 Gotta love Matteo!!! ❤👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @notcarolkaye
    @notcarolkaye Před rokem +23

    Matteo Lane is a national treasure.

  • @ohwell9887
    @ohwell9887 Před rokem +47

    This was epic with best "deeper dive" questions, thank you both for making my year😂💘

  • @Supercreativeunicorn
    @Supercreativeunicorn Před rokem +26

    The way that Matteo makes my day I’m laughing so hard right now!!! 😂😂😂 I’m crying so much. He is sooo funny and I can’t stop laughing. He is hilarious!!! I hope one day I can see his comedy set.

  • @jackabug2475
    @jackabug2475 Před rokem +16

    I saw this interaction in one of your longer videos, but it was so funny I just watched it again!

  • @rickgarms7656
    @rickgarms7656 Před rokem +24

    Holy Shiatsu...that's a great story. Tragic yet Hilarious. Cheers Matteo.

  • @christianceltics
    @christianceltics Před rokem +10

    I waited during the last 3 minutes of the video staring at the screen expecting Carlos to come back with an update.

  • @michaeloliveri7687
    @michaeloliveri7687 Před 11 měsíci +24

    This segment has a life if it's own. Matteo's timing is so on point 😂

  • @enchantro
    @enchantro Před rokem +13

    I need to know what happened!!! roflmao🤣😂

  • @irandude1655
    @irandude1655 Před 11 měsíci +2

    The STOP! 😭😭😂😂😂

  • @WiltedOhio
    @WiltedOhio Před rokem +25

    Gaddamit you're my favourite comedian

  • @davidbiddle3257
    @davidbiddle3257 Před rokem +13

    Me too, Nathan, my Spanish teacher always told the class “this is what Spanish sounds like in Buenos Aires.

  • @akmd114379
    @akmd114379 Před 10 měsíci +5

    This guy is exactly where he should be. Very natural up there.

  • @nazaninnazemi9298
    @nazaninnazemi9298 Před rokem +15

    I watched this already twice but can't get enough of Matteo!!

  • @linziRyan1965
    @linziRyan1965 Před rokem +5

    “Very vers…BOTTOM!” Lol

  • @juicybananalove
    @juicybananalove Před rokem +20

    I love it when I legitimately learn to understand some things in other languages this way! You translated it with your personality. 🤯 Hasta mañana 😂

  • @miguel-h
    @miguel-h Před rokem +7

    2:58 "¡Llego!" Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pwp8737
    @pwp8737 Před rokem +7

    Jerry Springer must be rolling in his grave thinking "how could I have wasted my time on heteros all this time?"

  • @gabrielbarreto4178
    @gabrielbarreto4178 Před rokem +3

    The "Mario" part just killed me!😂😂😂😂

  • @i.t.t.
    @i.t.t. Před rokem +2

    manifesting "you couldn't make it up"
    but the way you elevated it somehow

  • @adleajeh
    @adleajeh Před rokem +6

    The ultimate classic!

  • @akistoiletpaper
    @akistoiletpaper Před rokem +5

    I love Matteo's shows bc I feel like this is exactly what irl twt would be😂😂

  • @cary8575
    @cary8575 Před měsícem

    Love it when he switches to a total straight voice and drops it a few octaves 😆

  • @philipchurch9848
    @philipchurch9848 Před 10 měsíci +5

    Matteo is just so clever and so much fun! And such a cutie!

  • @Jovixgal
    @Jovixgal Před rokem +9

    So I'm now counting down the days until the special drops!

  • @neymiperez3409
    @neymiperez3409 Před 11 měsíci +3

    "You sound like Mario." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

  • @bajango3975
    @bajango3975 Před rokem +12

    I'm really happy you decided to release the rest of this conversation. The short left us hanging.

  • @ElisaAvigayil
    @ElisaAvigayil Před rokem +6

    I've seen this before but it's just as good. Pure comedy gold.

  • @scottm2664
    @scottm2664 Před rokem +12

    Matteo, I love your comedy. I have seen this before, but had to watch again. Still made me laugh. Happy Pride.

  • @Yesu44
    @Yesu44 Před rokem +23

    Well ain't this a bleep. I know a Carlos that doesn't speak Spanish. I always see him with this dude in the hallway. Hhmmm....next time I see them I'll say Matteo Lane & see if knows what am talking about. I need this update 😂😂😂😂.

    • @augusts1
      @augusts1 Před rokem +5

      Do it pleasssssse!!

    • @nachno
      @nachno Před rokem +2

      We need that update too😂

  • @vhol93
    @vhol93 Před rokem +5

    Old but gold!

  • @siblinginchrist
    @siblinginchrist Před rokem +11

    I've watched this so many times in the special, still hilarious
    but what was the response!!!!!!

  • @Wyvernnnn
    @Wyvernnnn Před 11 měsíci +2

    Absolute hood classic

  • @michaelkaemusic
    @michaelkaemusic Před rokem +2

    Ugh I'm so excited for this special!!

  • @gatita1974
    @gatita1974 Před rokem +67

    I love when you start talking to the girls in the audience in Spanish sounding like a whole ass Boricua and then you say "what? I'm half Mexican!" Don't get me wrong i absolutely love you! You are literally my favorite comedian. I fully understand why you don't sound Mexican. Most (not all... my ass is sitting here in Jersey) Spanish speakers in the north are Puerto Rican or Dominican with a few Mexican sprinkled in. So of you have Spanish speaking friends they are most likely not Mexican and pronunciation really rubs off, especially for polyglots.

    • @DougWinfield
      @DougWinfield Před rokem +5

      ML is an Italo-Irish-Mexicano mix

    • @htownjesse
      @htownjesse Před rokem +2

      Me da risa su accento. Especialmente cuando dijo, jajajajaja. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @winterkeptuswarm
      @winterkeptuswarm Před rokem +6

      5:36 He explains that he learned Italian before Spanish so he now sounds like Mario

    • @gatita1974
      @gatita1974 Před rokem

      @@htownjesse exactamente. Fue chistoso, pero creo que lo pronunció así al propósito.

    • @gatita1974
      @gatita1974 Před rokem +4

      @@winterkeptuswarm oh, yeah. I heard that part, but when he was talking to those women in the audience he literally sounded Puerto Rican. Maybe it was coincidental. My nextdoor neighbors are Puerto Rican and sound just like that, the pronunciation, the speed, everything. So then it sounds funny to me to hear him say "I'm half Mexican". It wasn't an insult. He's adorable. It was just funny.

  • @thebadgerette69
    @thebadgerette69 Před rokem +5

    Mateo is a treasure! 😂

  • @cameronrodgers3175
    @cameronrodgers3175 Před rokem +8

    I was hoping Carlos and Matteo would hook up. Matteo could teach Carlos Spanish and Italian then put that "very vers" to test.

  • @ahhotepsara
    @ahhotepsara Před 9 měsíci +1

    The best crowd work EVER?? 🤣🤣

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky Před 2 měsíci

    This story is WILD. More twists and turns than a movie.

  • @HylianFox3
    @HylianFox3 Před rokem +9

    You ain't fooling anyone, Matteo. We all know you're a _power_ bottom.

  • @LunarWind99
    @LunarWind99 Před rokem +3

    I NEED AN UPDATE NOW LOL

  • @ShitJustGotReel
    @ShitJustGotReel Před rokem +1

    This PLOT.

  • @latrinedveen
    @latrinedveen Před 7 měsíci +2

    I didn't know Matteo was one of my favorite comedians until I watched this lol

  • @faerynvandenberg5339
    @faerynvandenberg5339 Před rokem +1

    I love how this story just keeps on getting better

  • @zzizahacallar
    @zzizahacallar Před rokem +1

    Thank you for posting. I can't wait for another.

  • @isabellechevereau7539
    @isabellechevereau7539 Před 5 měsíci

    This is also my favorite video of all of Mateo's. It's so seamlessly brillant. Thank you anonymous guy for allowing this gem to be created by donating your very private info. It's impossible to watch this, and not feel instantly in a buyoant moid. It's my third rewatch already. I'm not going to get tired of it in a looooong time. Ja ja ja ja ja !

  • @MrMeoow91
    @MrMeoow91 Před 11 měsíci +2

    the whole thing just got better and better 😂

  • @QueenGene
    @QueenGene Před rokem +1

    This is the best story... jajajaja! it's forever in my feed... love it!!

  • @fernandojohnson6326
    @fernandojohnson6326 Před 11 měsíci +1

    "Jajajajaja" fucking killed me

  • @jacobjohnson5255
    @jacobjohnson5255 Před rokem

    Love this bit

  • @Iomar1975
    @Iomar1975 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Who needs prepared material when there's Carlos at the audience.

  • @LizMisamore
    @LizMisamore Před rokem +4

    I've never laughed harder.

  • @donaldmartin445
    @donaldmartin445 Před 6 měsíci +1

    i freaking love Matteo Lane!!!!! im a straight single father of 3.. who loves people for who they are, especially when theyre funny as fuck !!!!!

  • @workinprogressjess1099
    @workinprogressjess1099 Před rokem +2

    It just kept getting better and better 😂

  • @donalddagobertdunkel8094
    @donalddagobertdunkel8094 Před 6 měsíci +1

    This has more plot twists than the whole Gossip Girl Series.

  • @danielpiatek
    @danielpiatek Před rokem +1

    This is just so delightful.

  • @home-bodyz
    @home-bodyz Před rokem +1

    Even though I've already seen this bit, I HAD to watch it again!

  • @bumblebeemer
    @bumblebeemer Před rokem +3

    oh god I'm so glad I am alone in the house. I am WHEEZING.

  • @stevebullock2281
    @stevebullock2281 Před rokem +3

    This is honestly hysterical😂😂😂