Matteo Lane - Every Disney Character Is Gay
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- #MatteoLane on how every Disney character is definitely gay.
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"Every Disney character is gay"
_Thinking about that time a whole bar of guys were admiring Gaston_
Plus it was confirmed his sidekick IS gay and loves him.
Well, have you _seen_ Gaston?
@@hanburgundy4317 lmfao right???
@@hanburgundy4317 I remember watching the animated version of Beauty and the Beast. So many of the guys loved, admired him, even his sidekick did.
@@iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992
Well, it's not... very hard.... to see whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao
"Well, Zach's gonna have a secret to share with everyone."
LMAO
😭😂
😂
That has me dead lol
and then all his friends are gonna be like "No! you gotta put your head in the game we're the wildcats!" and Zack will be like woow you guys sound even gayer than me
That intro was like, “Mariah who? Ariana who?”
Imagine cover when? lol
Where
Melanin Casanova please don't put Mariah and Ariana in the same sentence
Please don’t compare Mariah to anyone
Pasquale perrone Mariah is no bueno now.
"It's always the adult who shames you." A little bit of heartbreak in the middle of a comedy routine.
I totally felt that 💔
I think comedy is at its best when there is a kernel of truth in the routine...makes it funny and true at the same time
Absolutely. I remember being humiliated by an adult, my own teacher whom I idolized. What's more, he did it repeatedly. It was 1962 and hearing Matteo say that brought back that shaming. Lasting scars.
@@DavidKerley I'm so sorry that happened to you.
Jup my uncle was always the one calling me a sissy when I was a kid... Nobody else did at the time...
He is right. Barbie has been criticised for so many things yet Batman and Superman are golden with all their flaws
Chris Pacman Clearly you never met fandom...
Women are just never happy. Hahaha
Superman? Dude come on u didn’t even try
what flaws?
give me a break
"It's hard to play football when you're RUNNING IN THESE HEELS!"
We stan a Queen
And we do
C7 - D7 whistle at the beginning. Word!
Lol dude :-)))
He used to sing opera
What's that mean?
@@jewfedmuzik it's a measurement of pitch. middle c, with which most musicians orient themselves and their instrument, is C4, or C in the fourth octave. C7 is extremely high. To put it in perspective, female sopranos are generally expected to range from C4 to C6, which falls and octave short of C7.
However, I'm sure that this is his whistle range, which tends to extend to D7 (the second note of his trill). Ariana Grande can hit a E7, one note above Matteo.
So yeah, it's pretty high (but it also sounds quite uncontrolled so--)
Very limited use if you cant enunciate in whistle register
“That’s why I think they should call it ‘fruit by the foot’.”
10/10 this guy is great 😂
the difference between the Gay Voice and the way he said "my friend" killed me. i fucking love this guy.
For the first second I was like, damn this dude is getting all the ladies... wait. Lol
lilchadaldrich it be like that
He’s getting all the boys. He’s fine, trust me
I saw him. And then I heard him. And my first impression changed so fast I got whiplash.
I think iys funny tyey all scream for him but none will get him lol
lilchadaldrich more like, all the loadsssss🤣🤣🤣🤣
Matteo Lane: if Freddie Mercury and Liza Minelli decided to have a baby.
That's fitting, since her husband was gay.
Omg, now that you've said it, yes!
LOL that's my head-canon now
No one laughed at that "deli worker face" joke but it was spot on 🤣🤣
Highlight of all his jokes
Okay - anyone else smelling a hint of Freddie Mercurys missing brothers son ?
That is very specific, so no.
Nope. Not even near
I was wondering who he reminded me of
@@gwynneththomas5822, t ruuew
Yes
Dude you’re funny. I lost it at fruit by the foot. 😂
shot everytime he reconfirms he's gay
sportyp dear god no you don’t want this to be the last thing you see
anal everytime he reconfirms he's gay
@@ledf2012 That was a fun weekend
sportyp I’m gay but even I got tired if heading him say it... Stop shoving it in our faces.... 😒
@@youngstudIL i'd think as a gay man you'd have more compassion empathy etc for him. you'd never say that about a straight comic talking about heterosexual things. he's not shoving it in ur face, he makes jokes about his life and hes gay so what do u want him to do? listen to his podcast called inside the closet, maybe itll give u some insight. sorry u feel ur own shame about being gay that its hard for u to watch another gay men be successful. check ur self plz
*GENDER ROLES* cue angry face
Me too, man, me too.
.... that couldnt be a gayer introduction
I LOVE IT
Well, if we are happy with stereotypes lol
@@shiraz9986 And we are!
I’ve seen gayer
@@shiraz9986 Dismissing common sociocultural hallmarks as "stereotypical" is how you end up telling black kids they aren't allowed to sound like they grew up in a black neighborhood
I thought that whistle tone was someone from the audience whistling 😯
Sharpay is a femme lesbian and you *cannot* change my mind
Funny thing is, the guy that played sharpays brother actually wanted his character to be gay, and the director thought it's a great idea but Disney said no and enforced a shitty love story with that piano girl or sth, but they were literally like "he's gay and everybody will know it"
Thats why he switched clothes with Chad, it was a *wink wink* to the audience, and then there was an additional scene on DVD I think where Sharpays Bro and the guy that loved Sharpay just made out
@Solitary Dreamers what I said 😂 sharpays brother is gay af by the decision of the actor and the director, and there should be a gif/video somewhere with that making out thing
@@croissant2882 I always thought that her Brother was gay lol. He looked gay, he talked gay, he dressed gay ASF😂it just wasn't confirmed but WE KNEW!
@@croissant2882 sharpay's brother was obviously gay. they didn't even need to confirm it tbh
Sharpay and Ryan's parents hit the gay jackpot
This guy can draw, tell jokes, and is insanely handsome. UNFAIR 😭😭😭
he can sing too
@gay blackboy grosss.
😆
...and is incredibly intelligent and can SING!
And speak five languages
I was getting luigi vybes should have known he was Italian
I'm straight but so glad to see gay becoming accepted by the wider population. I've never been able to figure out why anyone would care who someone (adult) wants to love.
But then I read the Buy Bull. Leviticus 20:13. It even supports slavery! That book has a LOT of explaining to do especially when its followers claim the moral high ground.
As a gay man thank you
@@EDAN-VIRO As a straight man, you're welcome.
That spelling is amazing and I’m using it
@@Userhandle7384 Thanks, my wife noticed the similarity, she's good at that.
tHaT bOOk does explain much. You should try reading it.
I DIED WHEN HE SAID ABOUT BATMAN LMAO
it's funny because it's true :-D
Was that a joke? The 'fruit by the foot' was the only real funny bit.
I can't believe that he didn't include the fact that batman.m indoctrinate young children into his cause and then ruins around his parents' basement in tights.
he's so funny
thank him hire him
willam, i love you
@H D look at this offended progressive
No hes not
I felt he came off unnecessarily gay.
I want this guy...like *WANT* him
Fight me for him.
u forced me to be greedy dude...then i want *BOTH*
and fangays...
Edward Chen Beat me to that. You know what? We’ll share ;)
@@takeru91 I can do that definitely.
Well Zack is gonna have a secret to share with everyone😂😂😂
IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE INTRO??! DAMN THOSE HIGH NOTES
That’s actually a crazy observation
It’s never the kids who care, it’s the adults
Kids only start caring after they learn it from the adults
True, but when adults shame you, the impact is much heavier, at least it was to me....
Racism, sexism,, homophobia... yep, all learned behaviors. Doesn't even have to be overt for them to figure it out.
Kids will notice when someone looks or acts different to them or others in their friends group but it's not until those differences are pointed out & labeled as "lesser" or "other" by friends & family that it becomes an issue. Peer pressure, socioeconomic standing, geography, cultural history & media exposure all exacerbate the issues if we aren't actively working to Fix It.
Speaking of: I will never understand why DeSatan is going out on this limb... kids smart enough to take AP African American studies? Yeah he's lost all of them already... he's just giving them fuel for the fire, another reason to protest & call them out. And one sure fire way to get ME interested, to get ME to read or learn something... is to tell me no.
(I only WISH I'd had access to this kind of class when I was in HS. Luckily my AP History teachers worked a LOT of it into the curriculum, but still...a dedicated class? So jealous!)
Him: i’m Italian and also Mexican so from here up I look like…
Me: A younger Freddie mercury?
Him: a deli worker
Matteo is one of those comedians who consistently delivers in every video I've seen, don't forget to show him some algorithm love and click the like button
Wow, is this guy terrific. He’s hilarious. I love how fresh and energetic he is. I want to see more comedy from him.
Mateo is so daddy it hurts 😭
I just cant see the 'daddy' in him?
@@MsNovazz you can see the daddy in him if his dating an older man
First of all. Mateo is entirely twunk.
Daddies have sex with women to produce a child, thus becoming a daddy. This thing will never do that, by choice.
youwantthisdog thing? Calm down, and go back behind the closet.
4:23"Well it's it's very hard to catch
When your running in this HEEEELLLSS"
Well hell yeah! Especially stilettos...when it's muddy. NOT TODAY!!!
my favorite thing about stand up is how abrupt the endings always are
You dont need an acting career you need to be a singer. Damn that whistle note was unbelievable!
One of the best 6 minutes of my life
Dillonely Guy THAT’S WHAT *_SHE_* SAID!!!!!
@@kungpaopizza2126 🤣
@@kungpaopizza2126 🤣
😂😂😂Fruit by the foot
omg.... lol
Matteo belting that whistle note is just, *chef's kiss*!
This guy's timing is off the charts. Loved it!
Confirmation just in, Jafar is the only Disney character.
Scar?
Gaspar's little sidekick
Colton Turbville scar tried to get with nala tho In a deleted scene.
And C3PO
Excuse me ? Have you forgoten our gay prince Ryan Evans from High School Musical ?
I like how comfortable he is😂😂
Why was it called “every Disney character is gay”?.. cuz of that one joke?
Joseph Bianco it was the hook to get you here, it worked.
Clickbait
Facts..
LMAO, that was my response too. I thought the routine was funny, but the one Jafar joke was like, okay, that's the name of the routine?
No, that's not why lol
WOW, how the hell did he hit those Mariah Carey whistle notes?! 😱
I read he actually was an opera singer first....he is awesome!!!
Practice!
Classically trained.
3:32
He should've ended the Jafar joke with "He also wants to stroke the lamp!" 😂
Loved the insight about Barbie's impossible predicament
Someone give this guy a Netflix special please! Have seen his short clips and always leaves me wanting more!
Before I had a concept of what gay was < under 10 and in the 1960s>I called all the camp tv personalities I loved "funny uncles"!
I wish my gay uncle was this funny on the daily. We usually gotta get him drunk before he starts throwing gay jokes around! Lol #GoodTimes
George Washington Did your gay uncle pull out?
2:33 "The Richard Simmons of Space!" C-3PO!
I heard this exact bit on a JFL compilation on Spotify, and I still think about it like 4 times a week lol
Well, homeboy can get it.
I remember seeing him at my college live. Probably my favorite memory of last semester.
I love Mateo so much I’m so happy to see so many people watching him!!! He’s sucha delight!!! Oh YES Honey!!!
"C-3P0, the Richard Simmons of space!"
Hot talented funny.
HE REALLY DOES HAVE DELI FACE
Okay the "fruit by the foot" joke killed me! 🤣🤣🤣
i would LOOOOOOVE TO HAVE HIS VOICE SO BAD...I MEAN THAT MARIAH NOTE AT THE BEGINNING, DAMN BOY...YOU ARE SO FAB
‘The Richard Simmons of space!’ 😂
Damn, that whistle register!🤯❤That alone is a rare skill, but the comedy is superb!!
jesus this man is hot!
@gay blackboy oh,
@gay blackboy Unless you're into tantric, that's usually how that is supposed to go.
yea tantric is about not cumming cause you would lost your energy or some shit idk
@gay blackboy tantric is basically edging... but like... FOREVER
Ya dick pigs
Stopppp he's so naturally funny I love him 😭
Another great set by one of my favorites. A true legend. Keep coming back for another listen.
He looks like every guy who's called me fat on Grindr
And the genie in Aladdin? "Fabulous Harry, love the feathers". 😂😂 Damn it, now I want to watch Aladdin.
I was not expecting that type of personality to come out of that body. Like he has a mustache and a muscle shirt, come on.
@@bluespectralmonkey what no he looked more like one of then jersey shore douchebags then a gay guy lol.
this is a recent look many gay men have now. your gaydar is off, buddy!
Slight correction...he has a MISS-stache and a muscle SKIRT.
Anything more fitted than a potato sack is going to be a muscle shirt on those shoulders and arms.
Hilarious! I love your humor. If I am having a bad day, I just watch 3-4 of your videos and my spirit is lifted. Such a talent and gift. Thank you🤩
I need more of him. I laugh so hard.
"You idiot I'm gay!" needs to be a ringtone/reaction gif
He looks like milo ventimiglia or however thats spelled.
The only way i'm going to start a conversation from now on will be in my whistle register lmao omg that was awesome
Omg that screech at beginning is amazing!
I love Love LOVE him! I want to see more of him everywhere!!!
every second of this is pure gold 😂
Mateo, you always seem to please. Each new set keeps topping the last. Cheers to you topping and can't wait to see/hear what's to come next. 😄💅🥂😘
he's got potential
lmao hes a very famous comedy. who the fuck ru??
i love him
edit: i actually started the video after writing my comment and the whistle tone has made me love him so much more
I just made your likes 69
your welcome
That intro 0:06 😍😍😍😍. Matteo is *ma frend, come get your meat* 😂😂. This dude *too gay to function, him & his gay voice* lawd I cannot breath😂😂😂😂.
I want more!!! 😭😭😭 Love his comedy!!
That dear lord kills me everytime. 😉😄😄😂😂😂😂💀
Between the creases in his arm muscles and the fold lines on his shirt, I was so distracted. So I watched it again and kept wondering: "Why not short shorts, Matteo?"
He was wearing his "minthing jeans", are you people never satisfied?
This was fun to revisit after a long time! Holds up well.
Barbie has indeed taken so much smack and yet keeps trying her best 🤣🤣🤣
Who else thinks he looks similar to milo ventimiglia?
They're both Italian :)
@@RickVietsub no, they are not Italian, but they have Italian origins. it's different
"It's always the adult's who shame you...".
Never a truer story.
I came back every single time cause I’m addicted to the whistle at the beginning. Jeez!
1:27 I didn't agree at first when he said it but literally two words and he NAILED that shit! xD Hahahaha
Just saw him on Flagrant 2 and he cracked me up. So funny
Please more Matteo
...really good social comment, I remember being up a tree wearing a lovely flowing quilt as a cape and my older brother laughing at me. It hurt so much I never spoke to him again. He is 73, I am 65. He destroyed our relationship. thanks for being you, your wonderful. x
His laughter is a delight
FUN FACT: The guy who animated or designed Disney characters like Jafar and other was gay. Makes sense
I just really thought he would Sound Like "Hey my friend!"😂
OMG! “Fruit by the Foot” 😂😂😂😂😂
my wig was SNATCHED as soon as he busted out that whistle tone, girl, he could have just ASKED to borrow my wig!
Matteo is an awesome talent. Two snaps and a twist!👨❤️👨
Hilarious AND cute what a combo !
He killed me with his C3PO impersonation
Fruit by the Foot PFFFFFF
Good hearty chuckle that gave me
Omg. I’m in love. 😍 Funny & handsome ...I mean