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  • Nothing terrible has ever happened to Taylor's boyfriend - but she’s determined to change that.
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  • @helen9972
    @helen9972 Před 4 lety +10496

    "he was in a frat in college he's basically a rescue" lmaoo

    • @bddigbo5087
      @bddigbo5087 Před 4 lety +12

      Wats a frat?

    • @robertculen2949
      @robertculen2949 Před 4 lety +74

      @@bddigbo5087 a college fraternity

    • @Niaaal
      @Niaaal Před 4 lety +7

      Great line

    • @SenseiDonGraham
      @SenseiDonGraham Před 4 lety +9

      I didn't get this lol

    • @wh173
      @wh173 Před 4 lety +17

      @Keynesian Economics sounds like the opposite of someone that needs to be rescued.

  • @goldenealgefromdutchbros6834
    @goldenealgefromdutchbros6834 Před 4 lety +6439

    "I STILL TALK TO SHEILA" 😂

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb Před 4 lety +90

      Nikolas Shull I love that she threw in a name & that’s such a suburban mom name xD

    • @thrashpondopons2776
      @thrashpondopons2776 Před 3 lety +33

      My mom (for any number of reasons!) never liked my girlfriends! Til the one she met and automatically fell in love with! So I married her as it was the only way I could think of not creating an awkward situation!

    • @LeoStaley
      @LeoStaley Před 3 lety +9

      Her delivery on all the lines here is so much better than in her Netflix special, I don't know what happened.

    • @huighwong2069
      @huighwong2069 Před 3 lety

      I have zero emotional baggage, feels really good tbh!

    • @ripshannon
      @ripshannon Před 2 lety

      @@MalloryNewcomb yep that's my moms name 🤣

  • @frickenflapcraps
    @frickenflapcraps Před 4 lety +6656

    "I turned his life AND his hat around."
    I'm dyingggg

    • @aisyhudson3676
      @aisyhudson3676 Před 3 lety +3

      @@the1nonlyzonerf1 what does it mean anyway?

    • @alhassanali4829
      @alhassanali4829 Před 3 lety +2

      @@the1nonlyzonerf1 yeah...I didn't get it either

    • @bikeshrai
      @bikeshrai Před 3 lety +52

      @@aisyhudson3676 People who wear their hats backwards are perceived to be douchebag.

    • @miatmiatmiat6991
      @miatmiatmiat6991 Před 3 lety +38

      @@bikeshrai or if their hat is sideways that's even extra douchebaggery I can't even comprehend

    • @revolutionarydragon1123
      @revolutionarydragon1123 Před 3 lety +6

      @@bikeshrai and that so like early 00s

  • @jessical4866
    @jessical4866 Před 4 lety +11675

    “I wanna be the reason you quit drinking but if I can’t, I’ll be the reason you start” I want this embroidered on a jacket that I can wear to first dates

    • @VaanRavi
      @VaanRavi Před 4 lety +52

      But wanting to be the reason they quit means they started before you could be the reason they start anyway though...

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 Před 4 lety +16

      Wish my ex had.

    • @EL-tf5ek
      @EL-tf5ek Před 4 lety +15

      You sound like a winner

    • @ExileOnDaytonStreet
      @ExileOnDaytonStreet Před 4 lety +29

      ... and now she's doing material about calling off an engagement with the guy

    • @gabbya1268
      @gabbya1268 Před 3 lety +23

      I was scrolling through comments and read this one at the exact same time she said that in the video and idk it just felt like the whole world aligned for moment

  • @jokbia
    @jokbia Před 4 lety +13555

    wow, how can someone be so wholesome and vulgar at the same time

    • @redsands1001
      @redsands1001 Před 4 lety +545

      Religious upbringing

    • @nickhodge6169
      @nickhodge6169 Před 4 lety +22

      Easy, she's a comedian who is lying for a laugh, stupid.:-) Bye, everyone, thank you, thank you, okay thanks

    • @ashleyromero5302
      @ashleyromero5302 Před 4 lety +90

      Her face

    • @artedejerie
      @artedejerie Před 4 lety +159

      have you not watched John Mulaney?

    • @RegstarRogstar
      @RegstarRogstar Před 4 lety +8

      she want to be either one

  • @kristyhughes3146
    @kristyhughes3146 Před 4 lety +5922

    "Hall of Fame. Hall of Shame. Just as long as my picture is on the wall." Needs to be on a tshirt.

    • @CR-be3un
      @CR-be3un Před 3 lety +13

      Seriously.

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 Před 3 lety +5

      Put it on a shirt already

    • @dadivderr3161
      @dadivderr3161 Před 3 lety +3

      Cringe

    • @Zaza-rk5se
      @Zaza-rk5se Před 3 lety +7

      @@dadivderr3161 so is watching "poke-tips" But no one says anything about that lmao

    • @iPSLee
      @iPSLee Před 2 lety

      Karen's t-shirt

  • @Kim-Dokja
    @Kim-Dokja Před 3 lety +3897

    This is the one thing I've noticed about women comedians. They don't seem to need to breathe. Like, guy comedians take huge pauses, drink water here and there, spend inordinate amounts of time talking slowly or just straight up pausing at the audience. This woman talks for five minutes and I feel like I got 30 minutes worth of information. This is crazy. Her transitions are incredible. Sometimes when I listen to comedians they just suddenly switch topics without warning and it gives me whiplash. But her transitions are so smooth it all feels like one long joke. That's amazing.

    • @lecroitg
      @lecroitg Před 3 lety +119

      She has better delivery on her netflix special. You it seems just a little more polished.

    • @HPGIRL1109
      @HPGIRL1109 Před 3 lety +30

      @American Patriots this is true. you can't argue back because you will not get the chance to speak until she has aired all of her grievances.

    • @steveconn
      @steveconn Před 3 lety +4

      Dave Attell is pretty fast in his transitions.

    • @boobah2622
      @boobah2622 Před 3 lety +6

      I didn't think she was that quick but liz miele and Diane spencer are pretty chill.

    • @ZakBaganslover4ever9
      @ZakBaganslover4ever9 Před 3 lety +50

      If comediennes take a pause, it has PURPOSE. The stare down is probably the punchline, not demanding laughs.

  • @grown.ass.nerd.
    @grown.ass.nerd. Před 4 lety +3527

    I loved my ex's mom so much and she loved me, she called to make sure I was okay when we broke up. I miss her so goddamn much. Rest in peace, Monica, I still think about your kindness.

    • @AmetafJohora
      @AmetafJohora Před 3 lety +55

      aww

    • @jthiboo
      @jthiboo Před 3 lety +164

      I got to say goodbye to my first boyfriend's mom, by phone, on her deathbed. That's the last time I spoke with my ex, in fact. Respectfully he stayed out of his mother's tender relationship with me even after he and I were dust in the wind with nothing in common. I still miss her.

    • @orangesoda5472
      @orangesoda5472 Před 2 lety +34

      @@jthiboo Well my ex mother in law still visits. I'm welcome in her home. It's always good not to burn your bridges.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Před rokem +10

      @@orangesoda5472 not me. i always carry a can of gas and plenty of matches.

    • @DylansPen
      @DylansPen Před rokem +6

      @@markmac2206 Reminds me of the story of Cortez, he was the Captain of an expedition of sailing ships from the old world to the new in the 1500's and when he reached Central America he had the ships burned so his men would have plenty of motivation.

  • @stevenvonsancho
    @stevenvonsancho Před 4 lety +10555

    This is one of the most enlightening TED talks I've ever heard

  • @ryanbanister1921
    @ryanbanister1921 Před 5 lety +16043

    I do comedy. She squeezes SO much into five minutes. She deserves way more credit.

    • @TheHidalgo99
      @TheHidalgo99 Před 5 lety +301

      Well since you're doing comedy, I consider yourself an expert on the field and therefore believe you.

    • @Xynth22
      @Xynth22 Před 5 lety +165

      Yeah, that felt a lot longer than 5 minutes.

    • @MadisonFalco
      @MadisonFalco Před 5 lety +131

      She’s very smooth

    • @dbspaceoditty
      @dbspaceoditty Před 4 lety +19

      but, dont you have to be funny to be a comic? she is just bad at telling bad storys. badly

    • @ryanbanister1921
      @ryanbanister1921 Před 4 lety +250

      @@dbspaceoditty I know right? She tells stories horribly. That's why she is on Conan and you are on CZcams making shitty troll comments.

  • @jthiboo
    @jthiboo Před 3 lety +1732

    ""I still talk to Sheila!"
    Although we'd been broken up for 20 years or so, my first boyfriend called me so his mom could say goodbye on her deathbed. She and I deeply loved each other and that's what made us a family, even after her son and I were dust in the wind. You gotta keep who's worth keeping.

  • @jupii17
    @jupii17 Před 4 lety +1179

    My boyfriend also has no emotional baggage he's like an alien
    He also whistles

    • @KM-oy2dw
      @KM-oy2dw Před 4 lety +53

      Do... do you want me to call the police?

    • @snotellekS
      @snotellekS Před 3 lety +24

      Imagine being a crazy person thinking everyone else is crazy for not being as crazy as you.

    • @jupii17
      @jupii17 Před 3 lety +35

      Thats a joke y'all calm down, we love each other for being how we are damn

    • @Thatgradgirl
      @Thatgradgirl Před 3 lety +11

      Devin imagine being crazy enough to think that most of the population has not been through trauma by the time they turn 18...👀🥴 are you living on the same planet as the rest of us? 😂

    • @trauko1388
      @trauko1388 Před 3 lety +5

      He IS an alien, RUN!!!

  • @yoshim616
    @yoshim616 Před 4 lety +3751

    I don’t know why but I loved when she was like, “He whistles...recreationally!”

    • @Rillages
      @Rillages Před 4 lety +16

      That was a great line.

    • @kingj_1697
      @kingj_1697 Před 4 lety +13

      I whistle recreationally

    • @lunasorree7177
      @lunasorree7177 Před 3 lety +16

      Jerry Klerman murderer.

    • @razkable
      @razkable Před 3 lety +4

      people being nice happy confident and not worrying about stuff aka watching the news an not trying to effect stuff not in their control is the only way the world functions...good for him..he doesn't let stuff get him down..in a capitalistic society with corruption in politics why worry about others?...just live your best life ...no law states I have to give a crud about you or be miserable too...why do I care who the president is in the 2020's?..their job i commander in chief..in 1776 that mattered in 2020 its a underpaying boring job...get yous man...be positive..it helps a lot...negativity around others breeds bad results

    • @SquillyMon
      @SquillyMon Před 3 lety

      @@kingj_1697 So do I...

  • @virginiagould3167
    @virginiagould3167 Před 5 lety +5497

    "He goes to bed at night and he's like 'Good night'--not like 'OH....DEATH!!'"
    Yep, no way I could relate to someone like that.

    • @YOSOYXOSE
      @YOSOYXOSE Před 5 lety +23

      "One day it'll all end..."

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 Před 5 lety +39

      If you can get past the "Oh....DEATH!!!"
      There is "good night" on the other side again.

    • @keep7smiling
      @keep7smiling Před 5 lety +33

      @@CallduhAmberLamp I'm glad people's opinions differ, because I find her hilarious :)

    • @CallduhAmberLamp
      @CallduhAmberLamp Před 5 lety

      Thorsten Böhme are you German?

    • @keep7smiling
      @keep7smiling Před 5 lety

      @@CallduhAmberLamp nope

  • @kogcyc
    @kogcyc Před 4 lety +1576

    "Act like you're four and your partner is made of Lego." With that joke, you are *officially* funny.

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia Před 4 lety +81

      Oh good thing you were here to make it official

    • @oncearoundtheparkpls
      @oncearoundtheparkpls Před 3 lety +2

      @@annafantasia 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chrismiscellaneous
      @chrismiscellaneous Před 3 lety

      Very funny but she should change the age to 2 ... 1-2 year olds do that 3-4 years olds don’t stick toys in their mouths anymore.

    • @glyrr
      @glyrr Před 3 lety +7

      @@chrismiscellaneous Maybe where you are from but this is 'Murica we do what ever the hell we want.

    • @absolutjackal
      @absolutjackal Před 28 dny

      Thank you fellow nerd of culture for using knowing Lego is a collective noun and the plural is Lego not Legos. I applaud you.

  • @helloanyahere2876
    @helloanyahere2876 Před 4 lety +1415

    “Do you know who the president is???” I’m wheezing 🤣

    • @thisguyrighthere3647
      @thisguyrighthere3647 Před 3 lety +13

      Nothing funny about the low hanging fruit.

    • @brianaust8897
      @brianaust8897 Před 3 lety +17

      Yeah she’s obviously striving to be another Hollywood figure whose opinion doesn’t effing matter 🥴

    • @BobBob-we3wr
      @BobBob-we3wr Před 3 lety +16

      @@brianaust8897 \ They only allow celebrities that think a certain way with politics.... Sad

    • @AlejandraElisabet
      @AlejandraElisabet Před 3 lety +2

      I chOkED

    • @razkable
      @razkable Před 3 lety +9

      you laughed that much at a simple president joke?... thats something that has been said by comedians and civilians about every president in history

  • @annalieserenee5375
    @annalieserenee5375 Před 5 lety +4357

    the have you ever made a dudes mom love you more than him was so relatable 😂😂

    • @izzylooks4078
      @izzylooks4078 Před 5 lety +188

      I had a mom once say "Thank you for loving my son." 😂

    • @oneDonly
      @oneDonly Před 5 lety +23

      So.... this is not funny

    • @lyssakate
      @lyssakate Před 5 lety +34

      @@oneDonly why not? Lol.

    • @brandongillett2616
      @brandongillett2616 Před 5 lety +42

      Sounds like he's the... ONLY ONE that thinks so! Ahahahaha!!
      ...sorry, I'll go home now...

    • @oneDonly
      @oneDonly Před 5 lety +11

      @@lyssakate
      Because everything she says is about manipulating and controlling people.

  • @Perfectly_Cromulent351
    @Perfectly_Cromulent351 Před 5 lety +4218

    Turned his life and his hat around. Brilliant.

    • @suyashawasthi1
      @suyashawasthi1 Před 5 lety +4

      I thought she said "Head". Had to re-watch it. It was funny.

    • @stabgan
      @stabgan Před 5 lety +5

      what it means ? his hat around ?

    • @toonyonghwei901
      @toonyonghwei901 Před 5 lety +39

      @@stabgan he was in a frat. Must have worn a hat backwards at some point

    • @Perfectly_Cromulent351
      @Perfectly_Cromulent351 Před 5 lety +36

      Stabgan frat dudes and other man-children wear their hats backwards. She’s saying she’s “refined” him.

    • @Perfectly_Cromulent351
      @Perfectly_Cromulent351 Před 5 lety +9

      Astrah Cat lighten up

  • @lornaginetteharrison7168
    @lornaginetteharrison7168 Před 4 lety +449

    1:12 Cut to Sheila, watching this on CZcams, _beaming_ from ear to ear, fondly - eyes a little moist at the thought of the daughter-in-law, that could have been...!🤗😢🤧☺️

  • @meghand8682
    @meghand8682 Před 4 lety +486

    I turned his life and his hat around. LMAO

  • @RuNZiT1
    @RuNZiT1 Před 5 lety +1672

    *hall of fame or hall of shame, doesn’t matter as long as my pictures on the wall* 🤦‍♂️ lol

  • @kimberlyrobinson3992
    @kimberlyrobinson3992 Před 5 lety +4793

    She’s funny. She also kind of looks like a young Carrie Fisher.

    • @dustynutz8930
      @dustynutz8930 Před 5 lety +7

      u know what else is funny....ur face

    • @emercycrite
      @emercycrite Před 5 lety +62

      Mixed with Julia Stiles.

    • @jacobtheboy
      @jacobtheboy Před 5 lety +11

      She looks nothing like carrie Fisher. At all. You're a terrible person

    • @kickhuggy
      @kickhuggy Před 5 lety +29

      I was thinking Gyllenhaal girl

    • @chado3000
      @chado3000 Před 5 lety +8

      She looks like my next ex wife..

  • @EmiliusReturns
    @EmiliusReturns Před rokem +236

    This was way too relatable as someone with baggage who’s with somebody with lovely parents and a lovely childhood who, when I asked him “what’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you?”, responded “I don’t know.”

  • @oisinmckenna1054
    @oisinmckenna1054 Před 4 lety +565

    ‘Car sex is for children or criminals’ - on point

    • @hannahagent3778
      @hannahagent3778 Před 3 lety +25

      The whole part about car sex is like on point. You usually leave with a bruise or a cramp lol

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion Před 3 lety +3

      🤯: *WOW* when she uses the word "children" i hope she means teenagers or else *THAT'S 1 DARING POLITICAL VIEWPOINT* i don't think ever IF a primary/Elementary school child accepts a ride from a stranger it's cos they're looking for a different form of affection than what their parents give them. 😓🚘🔞🧸

    • @Emily-oy2nq
      @Emily-oy2nq Před 3 lety +22

      @@Friendship1nmillion She's a comedian... It's a joke, it is not that deep

    • @MajorMlgNoob
      @MajorMlgNoob Před 2 lety +13

      @@Friendship1nmillion teenagers are children and they can drive......
      Lighten up

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Před rokem

      best part of car sex is putting it in the gashole.

  • @rosjio99
    @rosjio99 Před 5 lety +1487

    “He was in a frat. He’s basically a rescue” 🤣

  • @michaellang8461
    @michaellang8461 Před 5 lety +4218

    If I'm not your happy ending I'll be your turning point. Is my new mantra for dating. 🤣😂🤣

    • @jamiebruner8463
      @jamiebruner8463 Před 5 lety +8

      I thought she was gonna say "i'll be your happy hour"

    • @kandirussell5024
      @kandirussell5024 Před 4 lety +5

      That made me feel bad for her... She just wants to be remembered. 😂

    • @kandirussell5024
      @kandirussell5024 Před 4 lety +4

      @ LMAO yup it's funny as hell...at least she knows her flaw is a need for that kind of attention. Then she used it to make a hilarious skit

    • @TheWitchOvAgnesi
      @TheWitchOvAgnesi Před 4 lety

      LOL go get 'em bruh!

    • @LaplacianFourier
      @LaplacianFourier Před rokem +1

      So that's where these perverted dating ideas are being pick up from. Stop mimicking what you saw in a video when dating. Do people not have a normal date anymore?! Gosh!

  • @DPBibb
    @DPBibb Před 2 lety +76

    “I wanna be the one. Doesn’t matter which one. There are a lot of “ones” you can be. You can be the one they marry, the one who got away, the one who set their car on fire. It doesn’t matter, just remember me.” That had me dying! She’s so good at comedy for being as young as she is!

  • @shivyadra2365
    @shivyadra2365 Před 4 lety +378

    she fit SO MUCH into five minutes and it was all funny! that’s impressive

    • @JuneDen
      @JuneDen Před 3 lety +5

      Frog chair

    • @razkable
      @razkable Před 3 lety

      all funny?..5 minutes?..most comedians do a 5 minute but..are you ok? or are you 9 or is this the fist time you seen a comedian perform or are you one of those feminists who protect every female just cause...

    • @shivyadra2365
      @shivyadra2365 Před 3 lety +7

      Asmosis Jones what i was trying to say is that the amount of info she fit into five minutes made the set feel a lot longer than it actually was, and everything she put in there was hilarious. yes, that is s comedians job but i find it rare that every joke a comedian makes lands with me but taylor is just fantastic!
      also, interesting how when you see an opinion you disagree with, you go straight to discrediting feminists. just makes it seem like you dislike women who support women but whatever

    • @slaveofgod3481
      @slaveofgod3481 Před 3 lety

      Maybe it's not my type of comedy but it's just a no for me

  • @Stepanka1111
    @Stepanka1111 Před 5 lety +1835

    that was amazing, LOVE her delivery. "he's basically a rescue" lmaooo

    • @MattMonat
      @MattMonat Před 5 lety +3

      Wahmen no funny

    • @Digger-Nick
      @Digger-Nick Před 5 lety

      Cringe

    • @RonaldWeasleysWife
      @RonaldWeasleysWife Před 5 lety +5

      Matthew Monat Well over 400 people disagree with you, as seen by the likes on her comment

    • @RonaldWeasleysWife
      @RonaldWeasleysWife Před 5 lety +7

      Hugh Jass this coming from the guy whose username is “Hugh Jass” Lol

    • @verybluevans
      @verybluevans Před 4 lety

      Štěpánka Černá That was my favorite line

  • @formoftherapy
    @formoftherapy Před 5 lety +3736

    I am so picky about comedians and she is HILARIOUS. Amazing.

    • @peterdonlon2083
      @peterdonlon2083 Před 2 lety +23

      Fancy seeing you here!

    • @ytho8245
      @ytho8245 Před 2 lety +1

      Right!!

    • @dayegilharno4988
      @dayegilharno4988 Před 2 lety +5

      I just LOVE her "Evil Leia" vibes!

    • @donke3677
      @donke3677 Před 2 lety +6

      Stop being fake it’s rude

    • @macdeluxe733
      @macdeluxe733 Před 2 lety +6

      Up to a point. Some funny stuff, some utterly pedestrian and lazy. Let's not pretend this is some genius-level comedy. It's OK.

  • @moonface710
    @moonface710 Před 4 lety +170

    Man I was going to bed at night like “oh no death” when I was 5

  • @cf9844
    @cf9844 Před 4 lety +387

    One Year Later: "Broke it off with my fiance."

    • @freetobe3
      @freetobe3 Před 4 lety +17

      Really?

    • @rumblefish9
      @rumblefish9 Před 3 lety +41

      @Shaymer he cheated on her. She confirmed in a tweet.

    • @hoofhearted1833
      @hoofhearted1833 Před 3 lety +1

      josiah kibbey ...and have a face like a beach ball

    • @yasmw863
      @yasmw863 Před 3 lety +38

      @@hoofhearted1833 dude wth she’s actually really pretty

  • @mochapoetics
    @mochapoetics Před 5 lety +1664

    I loved that line about making a dude's mom love you more.

    • @reekreeker3375
      @reekreeker3375 Před 5 lety +1

      Um, good for you?

    • @mochapoetics
      @mochapoetics Před 5 lety +23

      @@reekreeker3375 gee... Thanks

    • @caraf8727
      @caraf8727 Před 5 lety +10

      It is the best feeling 😌

    • @soaphope3398
      @soaphope3398 Před 4 lety +3

      Me too lmao

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 Před 4 lety +1

      Demonstrably untrue, and can only be perceived by an insecure woman who wants attention attention attention. As soon as she said that line, we got this bitch's number.

  • @CameronBaba
    @CameronBaba Před 5 lety +1694

    "No, but I'm down!"
    "You're do-we're not brainstorming!!"

    • @walkz007
      @walkz007 Před 5 lety +50

      @Ken Harris you commented this on all the recap comments sir 😒😒😒😒

    • @CameronBaba
      @CameronBaba Před 5 lety

      Ken Harris Haha yeah thanks :)

    • @CameronBaba
      @CameronBaba Před 5 lety +12

      Amy Victoria That’s actually so funny bc it directly contradicts his condemnation of repetition in youtube comments

    • @CameronBaba
      @CameronBaba Před 5 lety +1

      @Ken Harris ahh. ok

    • @jpest17
      @jpest17 Před 4 lety +3

      @Carlos Spiceywhiener People quote lines in the video because they don't have anyone in real life to relate over it with, don't over think it.

  • @vibrantpixeIs
    @vibrantpixeIs Před 4 lety +690

    "because now i have to be the terrible thing that happens to him...i wanna be the ONE. doesn't matter which one...just remember me. hall of fame, hall of shame, as long as my picture's on the wall."
    crazy how last night she was on fallon joking about her engagement not working out. she stuck to her guns lmao. guess into the hall of shame she goes for this guy. mission accomplished? lol

    • @AmetafJohora
      @AmetafJohora Před 3 lety +3

      aww really?

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 Před 3 lety +73

      Considering he cheated on her, I'm guessing she's in the Hall of Fame as the one he fucked up and lost over his own dumbass mistakes. She has nothing to be ashamed of, where that relationship is concerned.

    • @vibrantpixeIs
      @vibrantpixeIs Před 3 lety +11

      @@rachelfox8108 makes sense with that context. she didn't exactly divulge that detail in the interview i watched lol xD

    • @awakenow7147
      @awakenow7147 Před 2 lety +8

      @@rachelfox8108 So he had baggage after all eh

    • @jeffreyb8770
      @jeffreyb8770 Před 2 lety +1

      Everybody has their whole *life* ahead of them until they hook up with me!

  • @anneb889
    @anneb889 Před 4 lety +194

    I recall when I was telling my adolescent psych professor that I didn’t have any childhood traumas or issues, he told me I wasn’t digging deep enough. Glad to know there’s someone else out there who has had a perfectly boring childhood as well.

    • @HeathsHarleyQuinn
      @HeathsHarleyQuinn Před 2 lety

      Here here!

    • @ericbrown1101
      @ericbrown1101 Před rokem +8

      Yeah same. Made it into my 30s and my parents are still married, 3 of my 4 grandparents are still living, no family drama. Just a bunch of boring middle class white people lol.

    • @guesswho5790
      @guesswho5790 Před rokem +6

      But this is a good thing!! What I wouldn't give to have had a not-traumatizing early life.

    • @Alphacentauri819
      @Alphacentauri819 Před rokem +8

      The interesting thing is...that that's the most common response of a dismissive avoidant attachment style. Of course, some people do have secure, emotionally aware, attuned parents and therefore have a "good childhood".
      However, dismissive avoidants come out of situations where what they needed didn't happen...which has a very different retrospective view than overt abuse.
      Dismissive avoidants were usually emotionally neglected...but had their basic needs attended to, clothes, food, education, and practical dynamics, oriented to functionality. Usually there's an unspoken code of conflict avoidance and refusal to talk about, engage in, emotional content. It is practical or intellectual only.

    • @apseudonym
      @apseudonym Před rokem

      why were you studying psych if there was nothing wrong with you

  • @savannahraaye1412
    @savannahraaye1412 Před 4 lety +649

    “If your ribs have never been bruised by a center console, we have nothing to say to each other.”
    Literally.

  • @miadixon4121
    @miadixon4121 Před 5 lety +2463

    SHE NEEDS A NETFLIX SPECIAL I LOVE HER

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis

    She deserves so much more laughter. Her jokes are flawless!!
    “If your ribs have never been bruised by a center console we have nothing to say to each other.”
    LMAO oh that hurts…

  • @themule8625
    @themule8625 Před rokem +30

    "he was a frat boy, I turned his life and his hat around"
    her most underrated joke.

  • @Rodimus_Prime
    @Rodimus_Prime Před 5 lety +1201

    Some of you look like your ribs have never been bruised by a center console before and it shows.

  • @Theomite
    @Theomite Před 5 lety +1781

    Her material isn't too powerful (aside from her zingers--"Hop in Speed racer, let's kill a dream"--marvelous), but her delivery and mastery of the momentum of the stage energy are top shelf. Incredible command, inflection, and segues. It's hard to pull off this kind of casual confidence without forcing it or coming off douche-y. She kills at this job.

    • @andapanda3599
      @andapanda3599 Před 5 lety +71

      But what can she do for extra credit, professor?

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite Před 5 lety +21

      @@andapanda3599 Hmmm...I suppose she can figure out slow versions of her regular material. She can even figure out cool ways to go from slow-to-fast and fast-to-slow, showing that she's doesn't rely on speed to do most of the work.

    • @Hannah-ne2vi
      @Hannah-ne2vi Před 5 lety +102

      it's so amusing to me that people write out full on yelp reviews of comics in youtube comments

    • @PhilipAlexanderHassialis
      @PhilipAlexanderHassialis Před 5 lety +17

      Yeap, she has the flow and delivery mechanics and blueprints nailed down in principle. She has done her theoretical research and it shows. She just needs stronger material and perhaps a bit more dark / shocking, level up the game a bit and make you think twice when leaving the venue after she's done with you - like all the great ones did.

    • @CreativeMindsAudio
      @CreativeMindsAudio Před 5 lety +31

      I totally agree with you, except that the main things that make a comedian funny are the things she excels at. She’s great. A well written comic who has awful delivery won’t be nearly as good as someone with shitty writing who can deliver amazing. There are many types of comedy. She nails her style. She doesn’t need amazing writing to be good. That being said I hope she blows up enough to be able to collaborate with an amazing writer.

  • @DboyDray
    @DboyDray Před 3 lety +100

    “Either the one u marry, the one that got away or the one who set ur car on fire, either way ur gonna remember me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TR-in9lp
    @TR-in9lp Před 4 lety +102

    “I STILL talk to Sheila” 😂

  • @ignorasmus
    @ignorasmus Před 5 lety +1137

    Now I have to be the terrible thing that happens to him...😂😂

    • @rubengonzalez2233
      @rubengonzalez2233 Před 4 lety +3

      I read this as she said it 😂😂😂

    • @Jeselena_8
      @Jeselena_8 Před 4 lety +2

      Ive literally thought this before with someone I dated 🤣🤣

    • @BTG07
      @BTG07 Před 4 lety +3

      Well she did, she broke up the engagement with him earlier this year.

  • @jerry_rey
    @jerry_rey Před 4 lety +371

    “Positive or negative, hall of shame or hall of fame as long as my picture is on the wall” Taylor Tomlinson you’re my spirit animal.

  • @hji123
    @hji123 Před 2 lety +147

    This woman’s energy and confidence is amazing. The energy, her power, so delicious and hysterical.

    • @donke3677
      @donke3677 Před 2 lety +2

      Wtf are you talking about 🤨

  • @SwimSweetie100
    @SwimSweetie100 Před 4 lety +49

    ‘Have you ever made a guy’s mom love you more than him?’ Lmaooo dead

  • @milesofmxments
    @milesofmxments Před 5 lety +1310

    I went to high school with her this is crazy

    • @jrod8807
      @jrod8807 Před 5 lety +28

      Awesome to see you watch Conan, Miles! Haha

    • @brennahasselmann8075
      @brennahasselmann8075 Před 5 lety +68

      Was she funny or quiet in high school

    • @coena9377
      @coena9377 Před 5 lety +132

      Don't just say you went to high school with her without including what she was like.

    • @milesofmxments
      @milesofmxments Před 5 lety +425

      @@coena9377 😆we never hung-out or spoke that i can recall, from what i remember she was pretty much just a good kid. not the most popular and not known as the class clown just sort of normal, so when she started blowing up as a comedian everyone was really surprised. really cool seeing someone from our hometown find main stream success.

    • @milesofmxments
      @milesofmxments Před 5 lety +175

      ​@@brennahasselmann8075 from what i heard about her she was more chilled out and low key, we weren't friends but were in the same graduating class.

  • @mlee-w664
    @mlee-w664 Před 5 lety +1398

    The audience was not receptive enough to her, she was brilliant!

    • @Juju-nr7cb
      @Juju-nr7cb Před 5 lety +18

      i think they were, and i enjoyed this video

    • @TampaJohn
      @TampaJohn Před 5 lety +19

      Brilliant is a bit much. She was funny.

    • @gyse6920
      @gyse6920 Před 5 lety +10

      Not that good. Predictable.

    • @HelicopterRedFlag
      @HelicopterRedFlag Před 5 lety +6

      mass produced, generic "comedian" tone and affect don't you think?

    • @mayfalltribe4747
      @mayfalltribe4747 Před 5 lety +11

      I think they rushed her thru her set so the crowd didn't have to time to really process what she was saying.

  • @robint8473
    @robint8473 Před rokem +24

    “If I’m not the reason he quits drinking, I’m gonna be the reason he starts.”
    I died

  • @vyrv6719
    @vyrv6719 Před rokem +28

    This is a legitimate style. She’s building a self critical lens to show funny through, and can shift it with the audience. You think she didn’t get that “I feel people turning on me but” from people ACTUALLY DOING THAT? That shows she’s put in a lot of shows. Respect. Also laughs, lots of sheepish, embarrassed, understanding laughs 😅

  • @bobbarkin2880
    @bobbarkin2880 Před 5 lety +856

    Hop in speed racer let's kill a dream. I'm wheezing

    • @_Odin_
      @_Odin_ Před 5 lety +5

      Must say, this Ms. Tomlinson is good! No clue who she is but those 5 mins were good.

    • @Thunderous117
      @Thunderous117 Před 5 lety

      Hell of a line

  • @Raumance
    @Raumance Před 5 lety +915

    Cracks me up imagining her father seeing this. "Oh great 3 minutes of sex jokes, and here's an another one."

    • @MegaSuperUltraThingy
      @MegaSuperUltraThingy Před 5 lety +16

      same for me but with mothers seeing their sons do 3 minutes of sex jokes

    • @mikekristin7201
      @mikekristin7201 Před 5 lety +18

      I have a daughter. It will be hard to see when she becomes active in that arena but what is the point of having a kid and not let them live a life that makes her happy? It's one thing to protect it's another thing to stifle. Besides, I do a bit of open mic stuff from time to time. Have 15-20 min of material but its comedy, its exaggerated and amped up for the sake of performance. I have a joke that talks about me getting stoned on a bean bag chair.......I dont own a bean bag chair ;)

    • @HelicopterRedFlag
      @HelicopterRedFlag Před 5 lety +7

      my name's j q and I say stupid things because I lack any interesting qualities! pls like me even tho I'm repulsive!! D:

    • @Kabullo76
      @Kabullo76 Před 5 lety +1

      @Craft9841 for sure you're a triggerEd woman XD

  • @JCJeffrey
    @JCJeffrey Před 4 lety +65

    "I turned his life and his hat around!" -Best Comment ever, coming from a Frat guy :)

  • @sbdsoill
    @sbdsoill Před 3 lety +27

    You know she's good when every comment is a different line from her set. looks like she had a joke that resonated with everyone! Excited to see more from her in the future

    • @silviadovidio7478
      @silviadovidio7478 Před 3 lety

      I'm literally scrolling through looking for the one line I didn't understand 😂😂😂

    • @sbdsoill
      @sbdsoill Před 3 lety

      What one?

    • @sbdsoill
      @sbdsoill Před 3 lety

      @@silviadovidio7478 the had sex with 2 people, 4 if you're Christian is a reference to how anal sex 'doesnt count' to Christian girls

  • @MistyGlades567
    @MistyGlades567 Před 5 lety +2118

    Okay, CZcams... I watched it.

    • @Logan-ne1en
      @Logan-ne1en Před 5 lety +4

      Was it worth it?

    • @youtubeaccount1486
      @youtubeaccount1486 Před 5 lety +22

      Logan no. I clicked the video not sure and I left like I went through a world war

    • @soloveich
      @soloveich Před 5 lety +2

      @@youtubeaccount1486 CZcams got me here through autoplay :(

    • @walkz007
      @walkz007 Před 5 lety

      @@soloveich same

    • @KatalinaKristina
      @KatalinaKristina Před 5 lety +1

      AHHAAHAHHAAHAHAH

  • @brian_b_2342
    @brian_b_2342 Před 5 lety +402

    I TURNED HIS LIFE AND HIS HAT AROUND!!!!!! THAT GOT ME LMFAO

  • @sgpb000
    @sgpb000 Před 4 lety +34

    "If I'm not your happy ending, I will be turning your point" 😅

  • @diywrites8703
    @diywrites8703 Před 3 lety +13

    "I turned his life AND his hat around." great stuff. Almost spit my coffee out.

  • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
    @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n Před 5 lety +930

    Hall of fame, Hall of shame doesn't matter my picture should be on the wall
    DAMN! 🔥🔥

    • @TarPalantir133
      @TarPalantir133 Před 5 lety +4

      "Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of shame."

    • @poopagore
      @poopagore Před 5 lety +3

      TarPalantir133 dude is it really you?! machine gun kelly?!?

    • @MsSupergenius
      @MsSupergenius Před 5 lety +2

      That joke blew me away. That is such a female mentality. Not all but that truly made me pause and think, lol

  • @ericoliver1603
    @ericoliver1603 Před 4 lety +117

    "Can't take this back to best buy, I spilled some stuff on it" is such a great line with awesome delivery, legend in the making right here.

  • @brianbowles9239
    @brianbowles9239 Před 4 lety +30

    The one they marry the one that got away and the one that set his car on fire....I'm one of these

  • @sock4life95
    @sock4life95 Před 4 lety +88

    She reminds me of Eleanore from the good place

  • @YesYouAreAbsolutelyCorrect
    @YesYouAreAbsolutelyCorrect Před 5 lety +712

    There was a time, my mom loved my ex-girlfriend more than me.

    • @palsp666
      @palsp666 Před 5 lety +4

      Lmao

    • @madstylemodest
      @madstylemodest Před 5 lety +43

      I had that problem with my ex boyfriend- for like three months after we broke up my family had him over like once a week for game night. I think they still see or talk to him sometimes. (It’s been about seven months)

    • @jordyns6070
      @jordyns6070 Před 5 lety +17

      My maternal grandmother likes my dad more than my mom. She asks about him whenever she calls me or my mom and says “man that’s my guy” and told me I need to find a guy like him because my mom “really lucked out”

    • @lucifaerislifeandstuff5181
      @lucifaerislifeandstuff5181 Před 5 lety +15

      One of my exes mom got drunk on Thanksgiving and proclaimed me as their favorite kid.... I stopped that fast

    • @SP-iv2jj
      @SP-iv2jj Před 5 lety +1

      That hit home for me too XD

  • @fricken99
    @fricken99 Před 5 lety +1101

    Hahaha she's funny. She sounds like an overly energetic, country truck driver who is in to white dudes.

    • @Silmerano
      @Silmerano Před 5 lety +46

      So just a truck driver.

    • @asterism7586
      @asterism7586 Před 5 lety +3

      " Who is into white dudes" lol why have I never heard that

    • @Kabullo76
      @Kabullo76 Před 5 lety +1

      Her material is garbage, her personale life is more interesting :D

    • @KutWrite
      @KutWrite Před 4 lety +1

      @@Kabullo76: Wait... Her material IS her personal life!

  • @zyderman2050
    @zyderman2050 Před 4 lety +71

    Jesus, I was like her boyfriend before my ex. She nailed that.

    • @huighwong2069
      @huighwong2069 Před 3 lety +3

      What does emotional baggage feel like? I've never experienced it

    • @justsara8108
      @justsara8108 Před 2 lety +4

      @@huighwong2069 Most of the time it’s very light and it doesn’t show itself often, but when you’re reminded of it, it’s like there’s a million pounds that you’re shouldering.

  • @mohitdaga2356
    @mohitdaga2356 Před 4 lety +84

    I'm starting to have a crush on her.

  • @ripdajacker23
    @ripdajacker23 Před 5 lety +867

    She’s the polar opposite of Amy Schumer. In other words, hella funny and original. Don’t @ me

    • @bl00df4rt
      @bl00df4rt Před 5 lety +5

      ripdajacker23 @ripdajacker23 lol

    • @joshnewton2788
      @joshnewton2788 Před 5 lety +2

      @ripdajacker23 tru tru

    • @cristo6937
      @cristo6937 Před 5 lety +1

      So true. Fk Amy

    • @billym3365
      @billym3365 Před 5 lety +50

      I hate when other female comics are compared to any shumer, it’s like comparing male German leaders to hitler

    • @viener1816
      @viener1816 Před 5 lety +12

      why compare?

  • @izzylooks4078
    @izzylooks4078 Před 5 lety +189

    This is so nice to see her on Conan! I used to see her all the time doing stand up in LA. Congratulations girl!

    • @americanswan
      @americanswan Před rokem

      She had a tour opening for Conan. They are pretty close friends.

    • @nternetrat
      @nternetrat Před měsícem

      ur so lucky !!! do you remember where she would gig in la?

  • @KamuiJJang
    @KamuiJJang Před 4 lety +52

    “If Im not your happy ending then I’ll be your turning point”
    Now I know what I was to the last men I dated whom since have all started dating of my ethnicity.

  • @toeey1
    @toeey1 Před 4 lety +11

    Her delivery of the material is great but her writing is even better. Some of her jokes(and not just in this set) are extremely clever and very well written.

  • @BlueGlow26
    @BlueGlow26 Před 5 lety +197

    "4 if you're Christian"?!
    Haha 😅

    • @sarahmiller3141
      @sarahmiller3141 Před 4 lety +38

      khuang96 Christians consider oral sex to be on the same “sin level” as regular sex and teach you can’t call yourself a Virgin if you’ve had oral

    • @HUNKragor
      @HUNKragor Před 4 lety +4

      Thanks, didn't know

    • @KO-fh4vn
      @KO-fh4vn Před 4 lety +16

      @@HUNKragor no worries, anal is my 7th favorite word so I just drop it wherever it seems remotely appropriate anyway.

    • @Marcofromda510
      @Marcofromda510 Před 4 lety +12

      @@KO-fh4vn 7th favorite word? You have my attention now lol. I assume that means you at least have a top 10. I'm curious to know what it is.

    • @andreakumar2984
      @andreakumar2984 Před 3 lety +3

      khuang96 right!! That was great joke..absolute punchline but she just slid that in there and moved on like it was nothing.

  • @Death_by_Inches
    @Death_by_Inches Před 5 lety +399

    Wow what a lame audience.
    She's great.

    • @BradyPostma
      @BradyPostma Před 4 lety +26

      I think they didn't want to interrupt. Afraid to laugh because they'd miss another great joke.

    • @allisonavery7273
      @allisonavery7273 Před 4 lety +3

      @@BradyPostma that's fair

    • @razkable
      @razkable Před 3 lety

      the fake laughing is annoying but also shes not really funny..shes wholesome....conan crowd expect real comedy...but then again conan is pretty lame himself when it comes to stand up

    • @MetaphoricallyRose
      @MetaphoricallyRose Před 3 lety +1

      @@razkable no she’s really funny

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion Před 3 lety

      You could {probably} call #TaylorTomlinson the Jamie Oliver of #Comedy. 👨‍⚖️🤩🃏💞💬

  • @rjnagle
    @rjnagle Před 4 lety +14

    "
    In every movie that I have ever seen, the dude who is whistling -- that guy's the killer."

  • @priscillaprit1
    @priscillaprit1 Před 3 lety +6

    "hall of fame or hall of shame. As long as my picture is on the wall" 😂

  • @DrevichMusic
    @DrevichMusic Před 5 lety +298

    Saw her open for Bert Kreischer 2 years ago. I really enjoyed the show and am glad to see her doing well.

    • @raytrumble1994
      @raytrumble1994 Před 5 lety

      Awe2b Traveling pretty sure she is in the degenerates on Netflix, but she’s pretty funny

    • @67kingdedede
      @67kingdedede Před 5 lety

      funny, she reminds me a lot of bert kreischer

    • @raytrumble1994
      @raytrumble1994 Před 5 lety

      @@67kingdedede BUT SHES NOT FAT OR RACIST?

    • @67kingdedede
      @67kingdedede Před 5 lety +2

      Well we can't know for sure

  • @clarissejessm5307
    @clarissejessm5307 Před 4 lety +32

    "If I'm not going to be your happy ending. I will be your turning point" I love her 😍😍😍

  • @somegirl558
    @somegirl558 Před 2 lety +6

    "You want points for not cheating"
    Is probably her best bit ever.

  • @claraberg1214
    @claraberg1214 Před rokem +9

    She is seriously becoming my most favorite comedian right now. She is down right hysterical in every way 😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @MsSupergenius
    @MsSupergenius Před 5 lety +311

    She was funny, very original material👍🏾

  • @frodothedodo
    @frodothedodo Před 5 lety +657

    "Wow a female comedian that was kinda funny" - this entire comments section

    • @wellshiet3410
      @wellshiet3410 Před 5 lety +43

      Because it rarely happens. We're all shocked.

    • @trever2244
      @trever2244 Před 5 lety +1

      @@wellshiet3410 I'm shook and I found a book. I'm stoned, I'll leave nose.

    • @J040PL7
      @J040PL7 Před 5 lety +5

      dont mean to me sexist, but its kind of rare, most of them try jokes that force it too much, she kept it witty without pushing it.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Před 5 lety +13

      @FrodoTheDodo
      I actually didn't think she was that funny. But female comedians aren't rare to me.
      I like more female comedians compared to the male ones.
      In my country we have Sara Kroos, Birgitte Kaandorp, Claudia de Breij, Lennette van Dongen, Plien&Bianca and many, many more. All of them are great.
      The males are too (Herman Finkers, Najib Amhali, Ronald Goedemondt) but somehow the rest becomes all a bit repetetive. Especially Youp van 't Hek and Freek de Jonge's stories are almost inseperatable nowadays, just political speeches.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Před 5 lety +9

      @W Radford
      Well...that's your opinion, that doesn't quite stroke with what I just said.
      But thanks for your 2 pennies.

  • @ironfae
    @ironfae Před rokem +4

    This is literally one of the most GENIUS comics today. I’ve seen many of her videos and she NAILS it on every level of stand up comedy. There hasn’t been a stand up comic this diversely funny in decades.

  • @myrrhiam973
    @myrrhiam973 Před 11 měsíci +2

    "Do you know who the president is" killed me 😂

  • @Fran28.
    @Fran28. Před 4 lety +29

    I like how she said " Sex all u hv to do is approach it with enthusiasm like a Child...just put everything in your mouth!" LOL 😂🤣😆

    • @bobstark4020
      @bobstark4020 Před 2 lety

      Hey Fran.... I am wondering how many women I could use this on???? Lol

  • @Ms14787
    @Ms14787 Před 4 lety +141

    ''Hop in speed-racer, let's kill a dreeeeam'' :D

  • @angelameredith4132
    @angelameredith4132 Před 9 měsíci +1

    You are so brilliant!!

  • @effynikki1221
    @effynikki1221 Před 3 lety +10

    I feel like she covered a lot in five minutes and I could still understand and laugh along to this video. Honestly my new favourite comedian

  • @sabahbubbler
    @sabahbubbler Před 5 lety +338

    I like when female comics have that down to earth kinda feel. Most male comics use self depreciation jokes, nice to see them use it too.
    Most female comics tend to gear that self confident persona like I'm a strong independent woman thing which is ok but idk, this feels more humbling

    • @dustynutz8930
      @dustynutz8930 Před 5 lety +13

      how bout.....just stfu?..........

    • @Wgirl99
      @Wgirl99 Před 5 lety +6

      A lot to unpack here...

    • @frolickinglions
      @frolickinglions Před 5 lety +13

      @Jimmi Simpson Spotted the incel everyone!

    • @javirios3107
      @javirios3107 Před 5 lety +1

      Depends on your act.

    • @firstlast2906
      @firstlast2906 Před 5 lety +5

      @Jimmi Simpson your "wife" and "daughters" must be thrilled to know that you think they're narcissistic self-absorbed entitled spoiled idiots. people that stereotype half the population are probably the only ones doing the projecting. good try with the buzzwords though.

  • @awesomealondra7507
    @awesomealondra7507 Před 4 lety +22

    I found her years ago, and she has gotten so much better! I'm so proud of her. She was always good but now she's a pro 💖

  • @vnigallahoir3523
    @vnigallahoir3523 Před 4 lety +7

    That was one of the fastest and tightest 5 minute sets I have ever seen. Well done.

  • @mawile3037
    @mawile3037 Před 4 lety +26

    When you realized you watched this on Netflix, and feel like clicking off
    Edit
    But then you get to new stuff and you stay 🙂

    • @someshwartripathi8446
      @someshwartripathi8446 Před 4 lety +1

      This is on Netflix?

    • @mawile3037
      @mawile3037 Před 4 lety +1

      @@someshwartripathi8446 the first few minutes has material from a show that is on Netflix

    • @mawile3037
      @mawile3037 Před 4 lety

      It's like, the exact same joke word for word, if you haven't seen it just look her up, you'll be able to tell right away that you've heard her say the same joke before

  • @DJSideQxst
    @DJSideQxst Před 5 lety +39

    Damn. She has one of the best stage presences’ I’ve seen in a long time. She’s SERIOUSLY funny😂😂😂

  • @jamesglosangeles
    @jamesglosangeles Před 5 lety +448

    I feel personally attacked by her hat comment.

  • @dasdovian7785
    @dasdovian7785 Před 4 lety +11

    She's right though, car sex is good for when you're not supposed to be doing it. Once you get your own place the car becomes a thing of the past.

  • @richardengquist5070
    @richardengquist5070 Před 4 lety +10

    "I turned his life AND his hat around" is so damn solid.

  • @jaykay5086
    @jaykay5086 Před 5 lety +104

    I lowkey am turned off by people who've never struggled

    • @a_legitimate_salvage
      @a_legitimate_salvage Před 4 lety +23

      Well adjusted people freak me out

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre Před 3 lety +3

      Seriously tho

    • @ANTSEMUT1
      @ANTSEMUT1 Před 3 lety +6

      @@a_legitimate_salvage lowkey same they are so difficult to relate to.

  • @totalvoid6234
    @totalvoid6234 Před 4 lety +25

    "If you've never had sex in a car that means you've always had a place to bone."
    Guess again sister.

    • @CesarA365
      @CesarA365 Před 4 lety +2

      @@yeastofthoughtsmind9623 with their high school teacher's

  • @LOLEliSays
    @LOLEliSays Před 4 lety +22

    OMFG I’m dying. She needs her own show

  • @rozzie101
    @rozzie101 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Her comedy shorts started popping up on my IG, and I love her way of telling jokes... 😅