Matteo Lane Needs Us All To Stop Mistaking Matteo For 'Potato'
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- čas přidán 19. 07. 2017
- Stand-up comedian Matteo Lane breaks down the internal process of the barista who genuinely thought his name was 'Potato.'
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When you randomly click a video and just happen to be a gay Italian pharmacist living in Cleveland...
Ryan Oster omg that is hilarious
Can I have your number?
lolololol
The clandestine coincidence of it all.
Do y'all crush herbs in a mortar with a pestle?
ive never seen a dude with a high pitched gay voice do an impression of an even higher pitched, even gayer voice. Was not disappointed
Woah, an Italian-American from New York that can actually speak Italian!
I'm half Italian, yes he can🙂
Giorgio Fabietti Ha un accento americanissimo, ma sì
Ma neanche così tanto in realtà
Anankin12 that is to be expected no?
a1ntcry1noveru penso di sì, ma è proprio tanto forte
I found Mateo about a week ago and I'm glad to see there's at least 5 years worth of CZcams clips that I will be able to binge on
Same!!
same!
Right! Love this guy
Me too 😂
I just found him today
The bit about two gay employees is too true.
I've worked at Starbucks with two gay employees so can confirm.
I BURST out laughing at that bit. I have been the 1 gay employee manning a sinking ship, and I have also been one of two gay employees dishing and getting nothing done. LOL
I worked at coffee bean with 1 gay can also confirm
Uh....we're talkiiiiiin
Spot on.
“it’s the lowest form of drag” 😂😂😂😂😂
I swear I heard Stephen call him "Potato Lane" at the end
David Zhao he did! :-D
Nah, he didn't. There's no second "t" sound. Listen close.
Bryce Walburn You're right, I listened again, and "Matteo" was clear as day. But I swear last night when I listened to this, I heard "potato" too! haha the power of suggestion... ;-)
Yes. I had to listen again, but you're totally correct!
@@brycewalburn3926 Actually he said potato with their native accent (as usual) so instead of the "t" it is an "r".
As a former Starbucks barista I can confirm that we just write whatever we hear 😂
And, as someone who goes to Starbucks all the time... I KNOW. I have a very simple name that is spelled the same in most European languages... and I have seen all kinds of weird misspellings on my cup.
Right. The joke is, at what point did you not realize that "Potato" isn't the name of a person? It's a vegetable.
I'm partially deaf so it was always a struggle.
I KNOW. the couple weeks i spent in the USA i would always go to starbucks using different names to see how badly they misspelled it. I never used my real name lol. The best one was Pino, they just wrote Penis. I still have all the cups.
@@mygetawayart I love that you kept the cups 😄
5:58 "Potato Lane everybody!" 😂
Okay, it wasn't just me who heard that!
that must be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hardcore joke """"if"""" it was on purpose
he actually said Matteo, but you can't blame the starbucks employee now can u!
i heard the same thing. did he really say that? haha
potatoes like to be peeled 🥔
I am so sad the public didn't get the "MANGIA!" reference. Definitely no Italians there
Well, that's a VERY specific reference. Only Mediterranean people would get it.
Is it “eat”?
@@joela6895yeah
I got it, and now I wanna have dinner with him.
I mean I knew that from learning Spanish in high school.
This is as they call it "a breath of fresh air". Very funny and an amazing way to represent the gay community.
Feraidun Haroon A breast of fresh air. =)
His delivery might be fresh and compelling to some and he can obviously work a crowd but ultimately his material is weak. If his whole act was on the level of "my glasses are as real as your job" and the pharmacy school joke i might be more down with calling him good, but being completely honest i think he needs better jokes. I'm not saying he's shit, but he needs to work at it.
ei mitää I actually agree. I love the dude because he was very funny, but his material isn't as strong. I guess he's just starting out so maybe later on he'll get some good jokes cooking, but ya good point.
this dude is not funny and overwhelming with the fruit material
Yeah, he didn't say "bitches be shoppin'" or "did you ever notice" once.
Oh my God, when he stepped up his gay voice to imitate the barista, I LOST IT
And his straight voice at the end was SCARY
Matteo doesn’t miss! He’s one of my favorite comedians.
the thing about more than 1 gay no work gets done... 😂
And the first part -- the "one gay guy" at the Starbucks near me keeps the place humming. Not sure what would happen if the place added another gay man.
Even as someone who doesn't work at Starbucks, who is also a massive homosexual, this is entirely true. I can't help myself, my inner know-it-all comes out.
However at my LAST job there were at least three of us and NOTHING got done lmao
It’s true though
True. My coworkers don't get shit done, lol.
as i gay i can relate
Before watching this it never occurred to me that one could mistake “Mateo” for “potato”, but I thought that part was hilarious. Come the end of the video, by which point I’d forgotten about that part, I could SWEAR I heard Stephen Colbert say “Potato Lane, everybody!” 🤣🤣
Me too 🤣
ME TOO
Me too! I replayed it lol
I think Stephen is trolling us
I swear he did
I've seen two different people cry laughing at "You stop writing on the cup" when I show them this clip. Great bit by Matteo
I was laughing so hard I was crying & then replayed it to watch that joke again! 😂
@@creativewriter1046omg same,I had to pause the video bc I couldn’t breathe
As a gay who wears glasses, I don’t find it bad that he wore fake glasses. I imagine that he would look cute in glasses.
Same here. Besides, I also wear contacts and have many glasses that look good with different outfits. Why should we get to have fun with eyewear and then get pissed when someone else thinks we look good, so they emulate it? It's a compliment :) ...I know. TWO YEARS LATER. But still relevant!
Girl, Matteo would look good in a potato sack!! The boy is foin!
Another gay with glasses and yes. Plus he makes the porn stache look good.
I loooooved this! His material was good and his delivery made it even better. Well done, Matteo!
It's incredible
I don't understand why Matteo doesn't get more RECOGNITION, HE IS SO FUNNY, MORE FUNNY THAN SOME COMEDIANS ON NETFLIX....
came for the moustache, stayed for the high fade..
fr lmao
when I heard Starbucks name jokes I was afraid because it was done like a bilion times but he actually was funny so good job Potato !
Except that customers often give fake names (like potato) to the barista for the cheap laugh of hearing it said out loud.
its a shame because matteo does SUCH KILLER CROWDWORK. but thats not really allowed in this setting, he seriously shines when hes able to talk with people.
being gay sounds exhausting
as shown by 8 seasons of will and grace.
Mark Callaghan lol why? you mean the dating?
We just make our lives sound exhausting, when really 90% of our day is scrolling through Grindr and Instagram.
Gay people have it 100x easier than straight people with dating; THERE'S NO COMPETITION.
Gay men especially will go after your dating profile the same way straight men go after women's profiles.
That actually makes dating more difficult. It makes hooking up easier. Not dating.
1. he knew potato was reffering to him maybe he was the only person there or has a unique order but besides that it worked
2. what is his arm routine I'm gay for them biceps
For real. Dude is jacked.
Just started to follow his Instagram, and man, he's top of the food chain gay hot. *goes to the gym*
Top of the dude chain
Andy A I laughed a little too much because of this
as far as his biceps. just look at him talking. he moves his arms for every syllable.
as a starbucks employee, I can confirm he said no lies 😂😂
Yo, that slither was damn near magical.
Matteo is a riot. He's making me laugh so hard i'm in tears
I like this guy. He's very natural
Adorable -- and funny as heck. Dead on about internalized homophobia and heterosexism among Italian men -- bad combination of machismo and Catholic guilt. Kinda wish he were still a current opera singer in addition to doing comedy.
PhillyFrank1 Ay, Francesco! What have you done!
Very true
This guy is funny. Great timing and delivery. A+😃
First time I watched this when I was in Germany, the beginning wasn't so fun. Now I am in Italy, and I am lathing my ass of. So true, so true.
His italian was actually good! And the accent lmao
redhoneysurwine i mean, he is part Italian and he speaks Italian often
well, he is actually italian. hahaha
Most ItalianAmericans don’t speak Italian or have shitty Italian. Some have never pronounced their own last name correctly like Giudice
Federico Lucci Chiarissi his family prolly still has strong roots in their actual Italian ancestry.
As a pharmacist I thought it was funny😂
While you're here, what exactly ARE you trained to do?
pharmacology. they know drug interactions and should be able to answer most of the questions you have about your medicine.
the ones *not* working in clinics and hospitals, however, i'd say double check to make sure...
I felt defensive about the pharmacist jokes, because in my experience I've found certain pharmacists to be more helpful than doctors :D So some of us appreciate you guys :)
Generally? Verifying prescriptions/orders, drug interactions associated with other drugs you're taking, food you eat, counseling how to take them (I've heard stories of patients putting pills in their ears, though I haven't experienced that myself.), and notable side effects you may experience. Juggling your medications, medical history, and preferences to give you the best medication regimen possible for your diseases/disorders.
Pharmacists at chain pharmacies are geared toward patient counseling (or it should be...). They deal with various patients under the sun and their insurance. Anything that goes wrong is often blamed on the pharmacist, but usually, it's actually the insurance that is the issue.
Pharmacists in hospitals do not generally have face to face interactions with patients. They make sure doctors have correctly dosed a medication and for how long (For example, antibiotics are incredibly important to get right, especially which antibiotic will kill the bug causing the infection.), or if there are any issues concerning other drugs the patient is currently on in the hospital.
TL;DR: They are pretty much the last drug safety-net between the doctor and the patient. So, no, I don't agree with Matteo when he inferred that pharmacists are not important or are fake occupations. Also, most pharmacists I have encountered only wear a lab coat in the presence of patients, not among each other. Some organizations/institutions have a dress code concerning it, too.
Now I just wanna know who these people are who think pills go in their ears. Do they walk into the pharmacy with like their clothes on backwards and their glasses upside down, hair all disheveled and make-up smeared all over their face? lol. Maybe shoes on their hands and gloves on their feet.
I love this guy so much. Hilarious and very fresh. Tons of personality.
To be fair, I work in a biochemistry and molecular biology lab and there is almost never one single person in the lab wearing a lab coat
But at the Clinique counter, required.
LOL, Tom! I almost peed!
@Rahi Le_Shanbi no it's a branch of biology - basically it describes all the chemical processes that occur in your body cells
thats because youre not making dinosaurs.
The shade is strong with this one 😂
When this man gets angry his voice becomes Waluigi.
lmao cannot unhear
"Potato Lane everybody we'll be right back!"
Just brilliant to see Matteo getting the exposure he deserves!
When you randomly click on a Stephan Colbert video and you realize it’s the amazing, wonderful and hilarious Matteo as the preforming guest.
Well played Colbert, yes indeedy…well played.
He's the best! I'm ready for more from him. Also he's right Starbucks isn't good and it's not getting better
I hated Starbucks until I stopped drinking coffee.
Wow I had zero expectations and was treated to a amazing 6 minutes of laugher.
This guy is on fire he is flaming!
That voice impression at the end though XD flawless.
Matteo lane is one of those people who doesn’t know how to NOT be hilarious, ever
omg the bit about one gay worker manning a sinking ship vs more than one and nothing is done is so so true!
Thank you S. Colbert for recognizing talent. Mateo my friend you made me cry laughing. Can't remember last time I laughed that hard. Thank you man
Got recommended one of Matteo's videos over the weekend and now I can't stop watching. Hilarious and crazy talented!
He is so freakin' adorable..😍..and funny..
Woah! I didn't know he went to Stephen Colbert! What a legend!
He has honed his skills over the years. You can tell that he’s uber nervous here. Now he just works a crowd like nobody’s business.
Love the character, delivery and writing. Got me a new fave
That's called shade
Matteo is hilarious
You nailed the content, the delivery and the guy in Italy. Bravo!
I love him
so proud of him!! finally making it to mainstream TV
Why am I just hearing about this man! “It’s not a real job!” No expectations and laughed the entire sketch 🖤
This is a tamed version for television. The unedited stuff at comedy clubs is much much better.
Finally someone pointed out the same issues I have with my name too! Love this guy, new favorite up in coming comedian !
oh my god this is hilarious, I binge a lot of these but this stands out as one of my faves
I’m so psyched that he is on my favorite show I just found him in a fit of insomnia last night and I bought a ticket to his NYC: show in March 2023 at the beginning I can’t wait to see this guy live
Just absolutely love his vibes and energy ❤
I was in TEARS! I love this man! 😂
He’s my new favourite he’s hysterical 🤣
Funny as hell. Good work!
Two of my faves . Stephen and Matteo!
I just saw this comedian for the first time - LOVE him 😍
I love how he jokes about typical Italian-American stereotypes. Ha ha!
I will never get tired of watching this
Love love love his energy - good set
This was hilarious! I loved this set better than the newer Netflix set! 🤗
Hilarious. More of him, please.
He’s hilarious! Found out about him from Snapchat’s Ghost Hunt series and glad to find out he’s a comedian! No wonder those episodes are so funny
OMG , LOVE LOVE LOVE so original. i've watched like 5 of these already he's by faaaaarrrr teh bestest, he made me laugh not stop back after back after back. LOVE!!
OMG I just LOVE this comedian!!! Absolutely brilliant and DAMNED funny
I want to laugh with him sat at a bar until my eyeliner drips and say:"LOOK MATTEO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!"~running away sobbing.
602 Starbucks employees and pharmacists disliked this.
Well now I hear Colbert call him Potato Lane at the very end and I can’t unhear it!
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!! I'M SCREAMMINGGG......"alright Jafar..." DEAD.
Omg my favorite human being on this planet!! 😂😂😂
Omg I literally can't breathe, fully cackled at that
THAT WAS REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVED THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love the way he slithers in
This guys is hilarious!!
I second you on the lab coat. I actually do work in a lab but we are the last people you’ll see wearing white fabric lab coats. We wear disposable ones.
The best...new comic to me....more please.
There's just something about gay comedians they're so funny and adorable at the same time be it Joel Kim Booster or Matteo. They are both amazing at their job
I absolutely love him
You’re awesome, dude!❤️🙏🏻
His face expression is so funny 😂😂😂
I heard stephen saying “potato”, what kind of sorcery is this. haha
OMG Matteo!! Your teacher voice. Love it!!!!
This guy is hilarious. I keep seeing his videos. Always funny.
On his entrance he sighs an octave starting on the pitch of the final piano note lol
OAAAAAAA he's really great
I just love u. Lost track of the times i watched this... Still laughing
This is a great stand up. :D
Haha for once an American who says ‘I am Italian’ who actually speaks decent Italian.
He's higley underrated!
I absolutely love this guy!!
He is sooooooo talented❤️