Keith Alberstadt Says This Wedding Gift Is 'A Dick Move'

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  • čas přidán 15. 06. 2017
  • Stand-up comedian Keith Alberstadt thinks the most common wedding gift actually dooms marriages.
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  • @Wolfman7870
    @Wolfman7870 Před 7 lety +24

    I like this guys prescience. Very chill and professional with a smooth voice to match. He's going places.

  • @thndercat1
    @thndercat1 Před 7 lety +86

    He does sound like Obama, he has a great voice

  • @JohnComeOnMan
    @JohnComeOnMan Před 7 lety +21

    Dude has some sweet delivery. Not bad.

  • @luuketaylor
    @luuketaylor Před 7 lety +18

    That password joke sold me!

  • @tyjuji
    @tyjuji Před 7 lety +9

    A calm and collected comedian is a nice change of pace compared to so many others.

  • @gbekkema
    @gbekkema Před 7 lety +48

    Very funny guy, great comedic timing..

  • @JoeyMason321814
    @JoeyMason321814 Před 7 lety +31

    Hyperkalemia and Hyper Chlamydia 😂😂😂 I'm going to need to be more careful on how I explain those medical terminology to my patients. This guy made me laugh so much 😂😂😂

    • @rebeccaatkinson4531
      @rebeccaatkinson4531 Před 2 lety

      Yup,love Keith I lurve you. I had a heart pendant that said that just to see if people would respond they did lololol

  • @Thelordisgayandmerry
    @Thelordisgayandmerry Před 7 lety +25

    Good jokes and a smooth voice.

  • @bmaze944
    @bmaze944 Před 7 lety +12

    Been listening to his stuff for a few years. So glad he's becoming more popular

  • @SlipperyTeeth
    @SlipperyTeeth Před 7 lety +67

    This guy is hilarious.

  • @jessanmiguelgarcia9795
    @jessanmiguelgarcia9795 Před 3 lety +1

    I broke down with the yelp review bit. 🤣😂💯 Good stuff

  • @ErykaSoleil
    @ErykaSoleil Před 7 lety +4

    I had to put down my coffee so I wouldn't choke on it laughing. I will definitely be looking up more of his work. :)

  • @akya
    @akya Před 7 lety +5

    haha.. loved this performance.. time to look up more of his stuff!

  • @papillonvu
    @papillonvu Před 5 lety +3

    I was literally laughing out loud for practically the entire time!
    I'm gonna go in a CZcams binge of this White Obama!!

  • @kras2304
    @kras2304 Před 7 lety +7

    i needed the laughs, Thanks Obama

  • @prebenlm
    @prebenlm Před 7 lety +37

    Uhm, what wedding gift? Asking for a name suggestion? I didn't get what the title of this video refers to.

    • @deaththekid416
      @deaththekid416 Před 7 lety +2

      Probably the baby name joke

    • @futureZbright
      @futureZbright Před 7 lety

      +

    • @msmoker37
      @msmoker37 Před 7 lety +2

      he has a joke about wedding gifts. I would assume it was cut out. look him up on spotify or buy his CD and you can hear it. its hilarious

    • @futureZbright
      @futureZbright Před 7 lety +1

      Thanks +msmoker37

  • @digitalmayor
    @digitalmayor Před 7 lety +42

    he killed it... funny set...originality.... unlike other higher paid comics riding on tenure

  • @Leponce37
    @Leponce37 Před 7 lety +5

    this guy was hilarious lol

  • @ComandanteJ
    @ComandanteJ Před 7 lety +4

    That was awesome!

  • @luckyjasonfan
    @luckyjasonfan Před 7 lety +1

    "EVEN the Appetizer"
    Dead! 😂😂😂
    "Entré sure... drinks and Desserts, okay... Spinach Dip, now That's crossing the line"
    OMG!!!!! Hilarious! 😄😄😄

  • @Ampwich
    @Ampwich Před 6 lety +2

    He never once said anything was "dick move" let alone anything about a wedding gift at all?

  • @ICNApple
    @ICNApple Před 7 lety +17

    This guy is funny

  • @valerieannshort7109
    @valerieannshort7109 Před rokem

    Password spelled with eight black dots. This guy is awesome!!❤

  • @jgking4
    @jgking4 Před 7 lety +7

    Yo he killed!

  • @backbayboy1
    @backbayboy1 Před 7 lety +1

    Great Set.

  • @HylianTicipated
    @HylianTicipated Před 7 lety +6

    Not bad, my man. Pretty good. It's more difficult to change up your normal gig into a 5 minute session.

  • @davemathewsrocks
    @davemathewsrocks Před 7 lety

    Really good set

  • @juliat6221
    @juliat6221 Před 7 lety

    Brilliant!

  • @sothathappened
    @sothathappened Před 3 lety

    wonder why i never heard of this gem before

  • @bearbear4389
    @bearbear4389 Před 3 lety

    I like his slow delivery...gives you time to digest the jokes.

  • @carriemitch1
    @carriemitch1 Před 7 lety

    Well done Sir!

  • @kipthecourtjester
    @kipthecourtjester Před 5 lety

    Love this guy!

  • @nikitheghoul
    @nikitheghoul Před 7 lety +11

    he killed dude he's funny af

  • @tinawalton7703
    @tinawalton7703 Před 7 lety +1

    First time hearing this guy. He's really funny. Hope he does well!

  • @dalicloud9
    @dalicloud9 Před 7 lety

    this guy is great!! im an easy audience when it comes to comedy but he was exceptional. i also live in south jersey so i will be listening to hear if my neighbors have said anything about some guy down the street having chlamydia

  • @NuclearNinja1979
    @NuclearNinja1979 Před 7 lety +2

    Why is there a stained glass likeness of Colbert 2:20?

  • @ortizlzitro
    @ortizlzitro Před 7 lety

    mad funny

  • @edwardmobley7126
    @edwardmobley7126 Před 7 lety

    This guy sounds like The Rock doing an Obama impression!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

  • @PenguinApple
    @PenguinApple Před 7 lety

    I just damn near pissed myself at work with that chlamydia joke...

  • @indianpunk007
    @indianpunk007 Před 7 lety +1

    The first joke didn't deliver, but the appetizer one saved the bit.

  • @Wonderboywonderings
    @Wonderboywonderings Před 7 lety

    good set by Mr. Applesnatch

  • @PMAZIVISA
    @PMAZIVISA Před 7 lety

    Bizarro Obama is funny as hell.

  • @nevadastreak
    @nevadastreak Před 5 lety

    He could def declare himself a Wallet Inspector in a hallway and I'd give him my wallet

  • @theorrymusic
    @theorrymusic Před 7 lety +2

    2:06 *worker holds up sign towards the audience* "FUCKING LAUGH AND CLAP DAMN IT"

  • @PlumfacesamaYTP
    @PlumfacesamaYTP Před 7 lety

    Why does this guy remind me so much of The Rock

  • @Ampwich
    @Ampwich Před 6 lety

    Clean comedy >>>>> explicit comedy

  • @amy4ever2010
    @amy4ever2010 Před 7 lety

    very funny.

  • @kozhedub
    @kozhedub Před 7 lety

    This guy is great

  • @554466551
    @554466551 Před 7 lety

    He's got it in spades.

  • @jeremytodd77
    @jeremytodd77 Před 7 lety +1

    Did I miss the part where he tells a joke about a wedding gift being a dick move as the title states? If so... where is it?

  • @SkyFall_On_Steroids
    @SkyFall_On_Steroids Před 6 lety

    Username ******** Alberstadt, that's what my name is

  • @equisde8026
    @equisde8026 Před 7 lety

    good guy

  • @MrKyleLarry
    @MrKyleLarry Před 7 lety

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @theorrymusic
    @theorrymusic Před 7 lety +3

    Keith looks like a mix of Pete Davidson and Neal McDonough

  • @brycewalburn3926
    @brycewalburn3926 Před 7 lety +1

    A very similar thing happened in my life. My grandmother got shingles and when my mom was telling my sister, she said, "Did you hear Gram has syphilis?"

  • @GrandNoble
    @GrandNoble Před 7 lety

    WHY is this called "Keith Alberstadt Says This Wedding Gift Is 'A Dick Move'" ???? no jokes on that topic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @kevinleugan6037
    @kevinleugan6037 Před 7 lety

    what's the wedding gift damn it? I have a couple of weddings coming up that I need to ruin.

  • @2Stonefly
    @2Stonefly Před 7 lety

    Started a little slow but then he killed it. Username.

  • @martins2542
    @martins2542 Před 7 lety

    This guy got timing.

  • @arthurjackson6395
    @arthurjackson6395 Před 7 lety

    I liked it...

  • @hihai_TV
    @hihai_TV Před 7 lety

    He's funny.

  • @TheBluMeeny
    @TheBluMeeny Před 7 lety +5

    That was a very good set, for white Obama.

  • @redleader
    @redleader Před 7 lety +2

    yes agree..funny as shit....User Name....I love it...BUT as for impressions...Look closely...look at his face and eye movement...
    He is TOTALLY Dave Chappell!!!! Dead Ringer....

    • @Ampwich
      @Ampwich Před 6 lety

      Looks like white Dave Chappelle sounds like Obama, lol

  • @SwirlyJoe
    @SwirlyJoe Před 7 lety +4

    This guy sounds just like Obama

  • @gimmickgotbored7157
    @gimmickgotbored7157 Před 5 lety

    Man, that title really has nothing to do with the video.

  • @silaswheedleton1570
    @silaswheedleton1570 Před 7 lety

    solid comedy, but he sounded a bit nervous. dont get me wrong, I don't blame him, so I'm gonna go watch so.e of his other stuff and see how he is then.

  • @JustAnswers359
    @JustAnswers359 Před 7 lety

    What's Clymedia ? I might've heard it before but forgot

    • @rebeccabodnar222
      @rebeccabodnar222 Před 7 lety +1

      ABONESR Chlamydia is a relatively common sexually transmitted infection. Very treatable but if left untreated, it can cause serious complications such as infertility and pelvic inflammatory disease.

  • @felipe230260
    @felipe230260 Před 7 lety

    xDDD

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT Před 7 lety

    This guy is funny AF, but his delivery is that of a guy who doesn't know they're funny, just explaining stuff in his life. XD

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 Před 7 lety

    Whoa! 😲 A _75-year-old_ with _Chlamydia!_ Go Bob!

  • @shukla777
    @shukla777 Před 7 lety

    the username joke was lame. But the way he delivered it made me laugh so hard.

  • @gojewla
    @gojewla Před rokem

    He sounds a lot like Barack Obama.

  • @Alienadin
    @Alienadin Před 7 lety

    Pretty funny. (FIRST)

  • @XsaaGods
    @XsaaGods Před 7 lety

    Xi Jinping ?

    • @XsaaGods
      @XsaaGods Před 7 lety

      or should I say Deng Xiaoping

  • @Mechmike30
    @Mechmike30 Před 5 lety

    he look like the white Obama, and sound like the black one

  • @Cybergig00
    @Cybergig00 Před 7 lety

    Are you a boy or a girl? USERNAME.

  • @suzawilo
    @suzawilo Před 7 lety

    Don't like it.

  • @derrickstorm6976
    @derrickstorm6976 Před 7 lety +5

    Boring...

    • @asimdeyaf
      @asimdeyaf Před 7 lety +7

      I thought it was pretty accurate.

    • @MichaelBerthelsen
      @MichaelBerthelsen Před 7 lety +2

      username •••••••• You didn't have to write your last name when you registered...?

    • @luckyjasonfan
      @luckyjasonfan Před 7 lety +1

      username •••••••• OMG! "Username" 😂😂😂 Your Dad is SO Funny!

  • @dumpsterjedi6148
    @dumpsterjedi6148 Před 7 lety +8

    He just wasn't funny