Matteo Lane Gives Advice With Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

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Komentáře • 176

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube Před 15 dny +515

    they’re so pretty oh my god

  • @Angelaffirms
    @Angelaffirms Před 15 dny +261

    “You’re doing good and terrible at the same time” 😭😭😭

  • @rurising
    @rurising Před 15 dny +150

    "Are you a priest?"
    I cackled so loud I woke the baby nextdoor...

    • @thebeardedseeker5633
      @thebeardedseeker5633 Před 11 dny +4

      oh, yeah? well i cackled so loud i woke the fetus down the street.

    • @rurising
      @rurising Před 11 dny +2

      @@thebeardedseeker5633 yeah well I cackled so loud I woke the embryo across town

  • @user-nn8bq9ju6g
    @user-nn8bq9ju6g Před 15 dny +226

    THEY MIGHT BE A SENATOR IS CRAZY 💀 i love this trio

  • @BrandonQuay
    @BrandonQuay Před 15 dny +108

    pls they laughed the lady asking for a job out of the room 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @kchattx
    @kchattx Před 15 dny +114

    This was the most chaotic audience q&a yet and I’m so here for it! 😂😂😂 The collective gasp asking if age matters and the priest comment took me out!! 🤣🤣

  • @andreaus.
    @andreaus. Před 15 dny +149

    5:06 - This in-unison, physical response of sheer repulsion is what genuine friendships are made of. 😫🤦🏾‍♂️🙌🏾😆😂

  • @willt.9654
    @willt.9654 Před 15 dny +37

    She went from straight guys can’t spell to 23+15=32 lmao

  • @taureanfighter
    @taureanfighter Před 15 dny +65

    ...they might need to sage the room. These are some INTERESTING questions. LOL

  • @mrcrabmoney
    @mrcrabmoney Před 15 dny +107

    These ladies are so funny! I need more of them!

  • @kiki1965
    @kiki1965 Před 15 dny +146

    A frunk!? 🍑 😂 😺

  • @The_Bashar
    @The_Bashar Před 14 dny +26

    Matteo "Elizabeth" Lane!!! 😂😂😂

  • @Mimi-xg5gu
    @Mimi-xg5gu Před 15 dny +47

    Matto , please do another one with these ladies. This set was amazing.

  • @FuzzyBSMcgee
    @FuzzyBSMcgee Před 15 dny +44

    Not the ketamine fueled grindr proverbs 😂

  • @dantopster
    @dantopster Před 15 dny +40

    Marie kills me! "Does age really matter? Are you a PRIEST?"

  • @tomiwa8899
    @tomiwa8899 Před 12 dny +13

    "When Sydnee & Marie laugh in unison." 😂

  • @pooramateurvideo
    @pooramateurvideo Před 15 dny +26

    I interpreted "eating everything and never being hungry" as not having any standards or will go for anyone

    • @gking407
      @gking407 Před 13 dny +3

      Yes the polyamorous pansexual is never hungry 😂

  • @sarahdaniel9912
    @sarahdaniel9912 Před 13 dny +16

    The collective double take at the "does age really matter" question im cackling lmaooo

  • @kojayeoja
    @kojayeoja Před 15 dny +25

    Unemployed white woman fan here, reporting for duty 🫡

  • @orgyonmyown
    @orgyonmyown Před 15 dny +18

    That was a trainwreck. I loved it.

  • @candylove1234
    @candylove1234 Před 15 dny +35

    Stay for that tesla money 😂

  • @youvelookedbetter
    @youvelookedbetter Před 12 dny +5

    Synee and Marie are two of the funniest comics out there.

  • @owenwhitmell5643
    @owenwhitmell5643 Před 7 dny +3

    Marie killed it man. She's so funny. Gonna go see if I can find her work.

  • @jackmanthous4900
    @jackmanthous4900 Před 12 dny +6

    We need this collab more!

  • @Mr.Supercrop
    @Mr.Supercrop Před 15 dny +45

    When those two gals laugh together it reminds me of Marge's sisters on The Simpsons

    • @crackpopsimmer1913
      @crackpopsimmer1913 Před 12 dny +1

      I was literally thinking the same thing!!!!

    • @tomiwa8899
      @tomiwa8899 Před 12 dny +1

      Yesss! I was going to be so shocked if no one commented on the duo's laugh.

  • @mess4success
    @mess4success Před 15 dny +11

    What a riot 😂 those ladies are hilarious. What a great combination.

  • @relmcmillan
    @relmcmillan Před 15 dny +13

    OMFG I LOVE THEM! I used to religiously listen to their podcast! I miss them so friggin much❤

  • @shannonlynn7748
    @shannonlynn7748 Před 10 dny +2

    This was THEE BEST!! Can’t wait to follow them

  • @emilyhenderson1740
    @emilyhenderson1740 Před 10 dny +2

    What a chaotic audience lmaooo

  • @TheAsgards
    @TheAsgards Před 10 dny +2

    Im somit love with you and this impro/answering questions. Love it. I hope you do it here in cologne next week too ❤

  • @ffdd3196
    @ffdd3196 Před 15 dny +4

    That’s definitely the prettiest daily FaceTime happening.

  • @5678mmmm
    @5678mmmm Před 15 dny +6

    OMG have not even watched this vid yet but Matteo and Marie together my freakin favoriteeee!!!🔥🙌💜💜

  • @BingingInPeace-ev3bp
    @BingingInPeace-ev3bp Před 15 dny +2

    They are so hilarious together!

  • @streetmermaid
    @streetmermaid Před 15 dny +30

    hope that lady found some werk

  • @djsassafrass9126
    @djsassafrass9126 Před 12 dny +2

    They are absolutely gorgeous, AND hilarious!

  • @svenjaple
    @svenjaple Před 12 dny +2

    We need more of this trio ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

  • @theoc42
    @theoc42 Před 12 dny +2

    Marie and Sydnee are hilarious 🤣

  • @jamiecarlson7473
    @jamiecarlson7473 Před 15 dny +2

    These are the best! Matteo you are so funny keep up the good work

  • @ladyliver
    @ladyliver Před 15 dny +2

    My heart just sings whenever I see Marie or Sydnee! Loved y'all since the free Wednesday show days

  • @2Madre
    @2Madre Před 15 dny +5

    u 3 made the most of an awkward crowd. PT 2 Por Favor!!

  • @beatpirate8
    @beatpirate8 Před 11 dny

    these two laugh exactly the same! its a cacophony of cackles! they are besties awwww

  • @dorikaplan7060
    @dorikaplan7060 Před 10 dny

    This is the best segment!!!

  • @LydiAtheistLady
    @LydiAtheistLady Před 9 dny

    I love y’all’s dynamic! Great

  • @BigdipperAK87
    @BigdipperAK87 Před 15 dny +2

    Those 2 were a great addition!

  • @ooofuryooo296
    @ooofuryooo296 Před 15 dny +14

    Matteo got that one "vintage" tshirt from The Gap.

  • @sohinikundu9970
    @sohinikundu9970 Před 15 dny +18

    Hey commenting queens, how we doing?

  • @mononoke_hime_ham
    @mononoke_hime_ham Před 15 dny +4

    LENGENDARY CROSSOVER

  • @kseni_vely
    @kseni_vely Před 15 dny +2

    My face hurts from laughing ✨

  • @zzizahacallar
    @zzizahacallar Před 3 dny

    I didn't get a notification for this episode. This was so funny! ❤ you all.

  • @aylaa6434
    @aylaa6434 Před 9 dny

    they are amazing stunningly beautiful and funny omg

  • @WillBullmore
    @WillBullmore Před dnem +1

    I miss their podcast so much 😢😢😢

  • @nielsenda
    @nielsenda Před 15 dny +2

    This was so much 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @patrickphair488
    @patrickphair488 Před 15 dny +2

    wow.....
    I didnt know I Needed That..
    Thank You....
    Paddington Sydney...

  • @yemmersishere6308
    @yemmersishere6308 Před 14 dny

    They're my fav ny based comics! Funny and gorg!! I miss their show

  • @alexloopdesign
    @alexloopdesign Před 12 dny

    Oh my god! This could last for one hour! I was cracking up with y'all together there since the first minute. You should all collab. :)

  • @ursamonroe852
    @ursamonroe852 Před 12 dny

    As an unofficial expert fan....im so glad to see these two in video again

  • @amaraw9893
    @amaraw9893 Před 13 dny

    Yall are HILARIOUS 💀💀💀

  • @envyadams8122
    @envyadams8122 Před 13 dny +1

    Everyone loving this needs to listen to Marie & Sydnee's podcast called "the Unofficial Expert" (sadly canceled for NOW) because they are hilarious!!!

  • @PhatAthlete
    @PhatAthlete Před 12 dny

    I've been watching xmen 97 and i laugh every time Storm speaks because of you

  • @Damoor
    @Damoor Před 9 dny

    “Does AIDS really matter anymore?😂 I choked on my coffee.

  • @OnyxLynx6
    @OnyxLynx6 Před 15 dny +5

    “Slip-cited” is now my new favorite description for anything. These Oreos make me slip-cited.

  • @Babyspice39
    @Babyspice39 Před 15 dny +2

    I fucking love Sydnee

  • @kathleendouglas9893
    @kathleendouglas9893 Před 15 dny +1

    those girls are hilarious

  • @karekare1261
    @karekare1261 Před 15 dny

    Omg love it

  • @Lockamum
    @Lockamum Před 13 dny +1

    Very funny. That could have been a whole hour.

  • @dont-worry-about-it-
    @dont-worry-about-it- Před 15 dny +2

    I don't think that last question was about food 🫢

  • @golivaline
    @golivaline Před 7 dny +1

    omg I love Marie 😍

  • @beatpirate8
    @beatpirate8 Před 11 dny

    great crowd

  • @enzomthethwa5861
    @enzomthethwa5861 Před 15 dny +2

    I can't believe Matteo doesn't know what a side is!

  • @luispaulino6125
    @luispaulino6125 Před 5 dny

    Does Aids really matter had me dying 😂

  • @cremonster
    @cremonster Před 15 dny +2

    I'm 35 and I just got braces because I finally have the income to get them lol

  • @alfredbonnabel7022
    @alfredbonnabel7022 Před 15 dny +1

    She's got Tesla money...😅 the ladies are fine. Matteo is as CUTE as ever 💙

  • @pissoff247
    @pissoff247 Před 15 dny +59

    He is 38. Not 32. She had me fucked up for a second. Comedians strong suit is not math.

    • @KdMor
      @KdMor Před 15 dny +22

      Tbh I think that mistake was on purpose, part of the joke was exaggerating the small age difference and the fact that his partner wasn't so old. At first many people might have thought the partner was in his 70s, and then we find out he's only in his thirties. Not that old, except to young gay/bi men on dating apps.

    • @AnthonyJMurph
      @AnthonyJMurph Před 14 dny +4

      Like that makes it any better or worse. 38 isn't ancient either.

    • @KdMor
      @KdMor Před 14 dny +1

      @@AnthonyJMurph Of course not, but for some people on some LGBTQ+ dating apps, it is perceived as old. That's part of the joke.

    • @gking407
      @gking407 Před 13 dny +5

      That was intentional

  • @Chickennuggetspickle
    @Chickennuggetspickle Před 11 dny

    Laughing out loud

  • @cspahn3221
    @cspahn3221 Před 15 dny +1

    1:12 shayne topp ass laugh

  • @deej6795
    @deej6795 Před 15 dny +1

    The ladies were amazing the audience was mid at best. Those questions!!

  • @MatthiasHamilton
    @MatthiasHamilton Před 15 dny +2

    did you do all these on-stage collabs in one night? you have the same shirt on for every one of them. LOL ?

  • @marzi8456
    @marzi8456 Před 15 dny

    you killed it john waters

  • @Biotoze
    @Biotoze Před 15 dny +1

    God damn Matteo's arms looking massive.

  • @msas
    @msas Před 10 dny +1

    Are you a priest? 💀

  • @tennillepatterson5500
    @tennillepatterson5500 Před 15 dny +1

    Charge me😂

  • @skriddlehiddles
    @skriddlehiddles Před 15 dny +5

    I need to know what that last question meant😂

    • @Moon_Thief_420
      @Moon_Thief_420 Před 15 dny +3

      Back in my Christian days, I heard this to mean if a girl was sleeping around, then she'd never be ready to find a husband. 🙄
      I could be very wrong about what the guy who asked truly meant but figured I'd share that useless tidbit of knowledge.

    • @zmiem9556
      @zmiem9556 Před 15 dny +2

      I thought it meant that they’re open to whatever type 😅

    • @zabi_aka
      @zabi_aka Před 15 dny +1

      @@zmiem9556Same! So they always get laid 😬

  • @mayal9273
    @mayal9273 Před 13 dny

    moooooore!

  • @AGdnr
    @AGdnr Před 11 dny

    What's a pillow princess? 😂

  • @lushrimbaughiii
    @lushrimbaughiii Před 13 dny +1

    Every single time I have asked someone on Grindr what being a “side” means I have gotten a different response. As far as I can tell they don’t bang and just want hand stuff?

  • @remyc29
    @remyc29 Před 13 dny

    When someone says something like, "Oh, she ate!" Is that what phrase meant? "If you eat everything, you're never hungry."

  • @BreakdaHouseDwnBootz
    @BreakdaHouseDwnBootz Před 9 dny

    Sooooo wait. what was the first question about the Tesla ? 😂😂😂😂

  • @jhm8614
    @jhm8614 Před 15 dny +6

    23+15=32? 🤨💀

  • @vivianp5962
    @vivianp5962 Před 14 dny +1

    Great

  • @hermeticbear
    @hermeticbear Před 15 dny +12

    grandpa matteo, you need your hearing age?

  • @glenlubowicz6685
    @glenlubowicz6685 Před 15 dny +1

    😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

  • @bentley230
    @bentley230 Před 15 dny

    I think this video should be exhibit A for how over-puffed Sydnee’s lips have gotten over the last year… they look normal and great in this!

  • @mikenelson1624
    @mikenelson1624 Před 15 dny +2

    🤣✨👍

  • @doktordivine
    @doktordivine Před 15 dny

    Seeing the thumbnail I thought Sydnee has to be a relative of Naomi Campbell, wowza

  • @cameronkeegan3280
    @cameronkeegan3280 Před 15 dny

    Marie Faustin is the funniest person on planet earth

  • @appropriateinput9246
    @appropriateinput9246 Před 15 dny +1

    😂😂😂

  • @things_i_say5951
    @things_i_say5951 Před 15 dny

    If you eat everything, you will always be hungry........... All that salt makes you way damn hungry, lol

  • @diesel0d
    @diesel0d Před 14 dny

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Masterjedi688
    @Masterjedi688 Před 15 dny +2

    🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @glswain
    @glswain Před 14 dny

    aww, I miss Unofficial Expert