Matteo Lane Gives Advice With Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin
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they’re so pretty oh my god
I refuse to believe I am the same species. I am a goblin.
Right!
@@voodooladyink6869 animated goblin???
@@voodooladyink6869simp
It’s actually distracting
“You’re doing good and terrible at the same time” 😭😭😭
:D
"Are you a priest?"
I cackled so loud I woke the baby nextdoor...
oh, yeah? well i cackled so loud i woke the fetus down the street.
@@thebeardedseeker5633 yeah well I cackled so loud I woke the embryo across town
THEY MIGHT BE A SENATOR IS CRAZY 💀 i love this trio
pls they laughed the lady asking for a job out of the room 😭😭😭😭😭
This was the most chaotic audience q&a yet and I’m so here for it! 😂😂😂 The collective gasp asking if age matters and the priest comment took me out!! 🤣🤣
5:06 - This in-unison, physical response of sheer repulsion is what genuine friendships are made of. 😫🤦🏾♂️🙌🏾😆😂
She went from straight guys can’t spell to 23+15=32 lmao
This had me cracking up
...they might need to sage the room. These are some INTERESTING questions. LOL
These ladies are so funny! I need more of them!
+1
A frunk!? 🍑 😂 😺
That front trunk
It's why I'm gay.
Matteo "Elizabeth" Lane!!! 😂😂😂
Matto , please do another one with these ladies. This set was amazing.
Not the ketamine fueled grindr proverbs 😂
Marie kills me! "Does age really matter? Are you a PRIEST?"
"When Sydnee & Marie laugh in unison." 😂
I interpreted "eating everything and never being hungry" as not having any standards or will go for anyone
Yes the polyamorous pansexual is never hungry 😂
The collective double take at the "does age really matter" question im cackling lmaooo
Unemployed white woman fan here, reporting for duty 🫡
That was a trainwreck. I loved it.
Stay for that tesla money 😂
Synee and Marie are two of the funniest comics out there.
Marie killed it man. She's so funny. Gonna go see if I can find her work.
We need this collab more!
When those two gals laugh together it reminds me of Marge's sisters on The Simpsons
I was literally thinking the same thing!!!!
Yesss! I was going to be so shocked if no one commented on the duo's laugh.
What a riot 😂 those ladies are hilarious. What a great combination.
OMFG I LOVE THEM! I used to religiously listen to their podcast! I miss them so friggin much❤
This was THEE BEST!! Can’t wait to follow them
What a chaotic audience lmaooo
_What's going on right now!_ (5:13)
Im somit love with you and this impro/answering questions. Love it. I hope you do it here in cologne next week too ❤
That’s definitely the prettiest daily FaceTime happening.
OMG have not even watched this vid yet but Matteo and Marie together my freakin favoriteeee!!!🔥🙌💜💜
They are so hilarious together!
hope that lady found some werk
They are absolutely gorgeous, AND hilarious!
We need more of this trio ❤️🔥❤️🔥
Marie and Sydnee are hilarious 🤣
These are the best! Matteo you are so funny keep up the good work
My heart just sings whenever I see Marie or Sydnee! Loved y'all since the free Wednesday show days
u 3 made the most of an awkward crowd. PT 2 Por Favor!!
these two laugh exactly the same! its a cacophony of cackles! they are besties awwww
This is the best segment!!!
I love y’all’s dynamic! Great
Those 2 were a great addition!
Matteo got that one "vintage" tshirt from The Gap.
Hey commenting queens, how we doing?
LENGENDARY CROSSOVER
My face hurts from laughing ✨
I didn't get a notification for this episode. This was so funny! ❤ you all.
they are amazing stunningly beautiful and funny omg
I miss their podcast so much 😢😢😢
This was so much 😂😂😂😂😂
wow.....
I didnt know I Needed That..
Thank You....
Paddington Sydney...
They're my fav ny based comics! Funny and gorg!! I miss their show
Oh my god! This could last for one hour! I was cracking up with y'all together there since the first minute. You should all collab. :)
As an unofficial expert fan....im so glad to see these two in video again
Yall are HILARIOUS 💀💀💀
Everyone loving this needs to listen to Marie & Sydnee's podcast called "the Unofficial Expert" (sadly canceled for NOW) because they are hilarious!!!
I've been watching xmen 97 and i laugh every time Storm speaks because of you
“Does AIDS really matter anymore?😂 I choked on my coffee.
“Slip-cited” is now my new favorite description for anything. These Oreos make me slip-cited.
I fucking love Sydnee
those girls are hilarious
Omg love it
Very funny. That could have been a whole hour.
I don't think that last question was about food 🫢
omg I love Marie 😍
great crowd
I can't believe Matteo doesn't know what a side is!
Does Aids really matter had me dying 😂
I'm 35 and I just got braces because I finally have the income to get them lol
She's got Tesla money...😅 the ladies are fine. Matteo is as CUTE as ever 💙
He is 38. Not 32. She had me fucked up for a second. Comedians strong suit is not math.
Tbh I think that mistake was on purpose, part of the joke was exaggerating the small age difference and the fact that his partner wasn't so old. At first many people might have thought the partner was in his 70s, and then we find out he's only in his thirties. Not that old, except to young gay/bi men on dating apps.
Like that makes it any better or worse. 38 isn't ancient either.
@@AnthonyJMurph Of course not, but for some people on some LGBTQ+ dating apps, it is perceived as old. That's part of the joke.
That was intentional
Laughing out loud
1:12 shayne topp ass laugh
The ladies were amazing the audience was mid at best. Those questions!!
did you do all these on-stage collabs in one night? you have the same shirt on for every one of them. LOL ?
you killed it john waters
God damn Matteo's arms looking massive.
Are you a priest? 💀
Charge me😂
I need to know what that last question meant😂
Back in my Christian days, I heard this to mean if a girl was sleeping around, then she'd never be ready to find a husband. 🙄
I could be very wrong about what the guy who asked truly meant but figured I'd share that useless tidbit of knowledge.
I thought it meant that they’re open to whatever type 😅
@@zmiem9556Same! So they always get laid 😬
moooooore!
What's a pillow princess? 😂
Every single time I have asked someone on Grindr what being a “side” means I have gotten a different response. As far as I can tell they don’t bang and just want hand stuff?
When someone says something like, "Oh, she ate!" Is that what phrase meant? "If you eat everything, you're never hungry."
Sooooo wait. what was the first question about the Tesla ? 😂😂😂😂
23+15=32? 🤨💀
Great
grandpa matteo, you need your hearing age?
😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
I think this video should be exhibit A for how over-puffed Sydnee’s lips have gotten over the last year… they look normal and great in this!
🤣✨👍
Seeing the thumbnail I thought Sydnee has to be a relative of Naomi Campbell, wowza
Marie Faustin is the funniest person on planet earth
😂😂😂
If you eat everything, you will always be hungry........... All that salt makes you way damn hungry, lol
🤣🤣🤣
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aww, I miss Unofficial Expert