DOJ Ready To Hold T**** Criminally Responsible For Jan 6 | Dems Want A Different Candidate In 2024
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- Attorney General Merrick Garland has made it clear he intends to hold the former president responsible for any crimes related to the insurrection, and recent polling shows a majority of Democrat voters are hoping the current president won't run again in 2024. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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With 1BIL, I would buy back some senators and make them work for the people not dirty corporations.
Would be easier to buy them and make them fight to death in cage than to work for people
Dang right.
Which is exactly why you will never be in that position. You’d be dumb enough to buy a politician. Lmao.
@@klyerobinson3069 buying a congressman is the best investment you can make. GM spent $20 million and got $14 billion in Tax payers money. lmao
Is 1BIL even enough?
As someone who oversees and conducts Lottery sales at my job, I absolutely dread the next two days at work.
I'm mo buy some!!
Good luck... lol
stay strong
I’ve been there, too! Good luck
Hey, can you tell me the next winning numbers? I won't tell where I got them.
First time he hit me with "is potato" but didn't see it coming. Well done. Thank you for making me laugh.
Love the monologue and I still love Biden! So glad he has recovered from Covid!
He's Been a absolute God send to our nation,,The Champ>>
😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Then got it again. Get well soon, Joe..and I type that as someone that can't stand the man. We should all aim for at least some empathy and compassion in life after all.
@@AllCarsUnited low IQ Trump terrorist. Go cry over the inflation and gas prices that Trump caused and Biden is currently fixing.
Doing a fantastic job
It don't mean sh*t until they actually charge somebody with something.
Agreed.
Over 850 arrests and now it's getting juicy!! 🍑🍊🤡
The popcorn is cookin brother. Karma is a real mother Fker. He’s screwed over so many people it’s His Time, His Turn! Lock up that PRO RUSSIA POS!!!
I want to see people in orange!
@@couragekarnga8735 Why exactly? How's that improve your life?
With a $Billion you could buy several Congressmen and a Senator!
Only if you're an underage billionaire.
Maybe even the presidency!
Kyrsten Sinema only cost about $200,000.
Closer to $500 Mil after taxes
Lets be honest a few thousand and you can get pretty much everythong you want from them
"Potentially" Just because something has never been done before, it's no reason not to
he literally said he only wanted one term when he was running, so it makes perfect sense that everyone wants someone else to run.
Yep, literally the only reason 😏
That ain't the reason. LOL. The reason is bc he sucks. Democrat policies has fcked this country and everyone else up. Talking Europe into banning Russian oil fcked them big time. Opening the border has destabilized Central America. Dems are finally getting a small taste of illegal immigration which has the Mayor of DC screaming for the national guard. LOL. Democrat policies suck. That's why.
Stop with the excuses
I was waiting for the “is potato” joke as soon as I heard Stephen say the word Russians lol
You too? I'm hardwired to expect it.
It’s back!!!
It's been too long.
Ironically, the stooge they elected a few years ago for America was as dumb as a potato.
Is there any joke written that can't be made just a little bit better by adding..
"Is potato"??
To quote Dr Evil, "1 billion dollars!" 😂
"Why settle for billions, when we can make... millions?" - Douglas "Dr. Evil" Powers
"For those who haven't checked yet, you lost." (pause before the crowd got the joke) lol! Awesome! 🤣🤣🤣
That was seriously funny, Garland delivering justice from a hollow tree😆
Why do I never see the "is potato" bit coming? It catches me off guard every time, and it's that very fact that makes it a lot funnier than it has any business being.
I expected it and I still laughed!
My hope for justice is doing a subtle happy dance.
Do it!
@@taxesdeathandtrouble.1886 I'm hoping for Westside Story style, minus the racism and stabbing.
what if justice dept find trump innocent
@@marting5130 riot anyone?
I'm enjoying a small celebration at the thought of long overdue justice!
A cart of video equipment, call from the grandkids, and a stack of books about Ireland might be the single most grandpa shit I have ever heard and I love it.
That little slipup from Biden reminded me so much of my dad. Made me smile.
The man has a stuttering issue. That doesn't mean he's stupid or senile.
Speech issues seem common in presidents. trump, George w, had them too
Keep telling yourself that. If he was all there, his approval would be higher.
Hes had 3 brain strokes. Do you let your 80 year old gpa run your houses after that?
@Merril R yet you claim the polls say people hate trump? Which is it ccp poster?
@Merril R you posted above poll numbers dont mean anything ccp. Now that you responded ,can you tell us how your daddy xi looks like pooh? Or scared to end up in a camp? Crickets * wonder why?
First time for everything, time to charge an ex President of the United States!!
Justice!
For what? I've seen more evidence that Biden needs to be charged
#trumpforprison!
Time to charge a Democrat too.
Not an “ex-president”. An ex-occupant of the White House. Nothing about that Orange Orangutang was presidential.
It's time to hold The Supreme Court responsible for any injuries or deaths caused by their failure to respect women's rights regarding healthcare.
RIGHT ON ZIZI!!
Zizi Roberts: And how do you propose we do that?
@@corriecrazy 1. Vote 2. Vote 3. Vote, and don't vote for anyone who wants to limit or cancel your inalienable Constitutional rights.
@@steppenwolf3252 czcams.com/video/cKaEzqR4tEk/video.html
It's a song. I wrote it. ✌️♥️🎶
@@ziziroberts8041 This is so right. But i've heard many people say recently that they are independents, and vote both parties... and these same people told me, from now on, they have to vote dem. This issue has forced them to be single-issue voters. I wish they realized that republicans have been single issue voters for decades.
I absolutely ❤️ the way President Biden can laugh at his gaffes. So refreshing. The previous guy only took pleasure in other people’s misery.
yes, a big positive difference.
That's the used-car salesman in him.
He thinks there compliments
And now, we get to take pleasure in his.
Not sure he knows what hes actually laughing at.
I saw the potato joke coming from a solar system away, and I still laughed.
Roger that .
literally, said, “is Potato.” outloud, in sync with the video. 😘 even his timing was *perfect*
That really caught on! I love it so much!
RACIST
You really know nothing😂🤡👌
I'd rather get lucky and see Donnie do time, than win the lottery.
Amen
I’m on the fence. So, to be fair, I’ll take half the money as long as we can double his sentence.
Idk... a billion dollars?
TDS
@@cdbig9er no, actually most of us are truly sickened knowing that he’s had no real consequences for all his crimes
Yeah I'm not holding my breath. In this country with our current broken Justice system, that man will never be held accountable for anything.
I'm not having a specific problem with Biden, but his age is worrisome. I think getting a stronger majority in Congress would allow Biden to be more effective.
Yeah, no specific problem, just a vast assortment of them, like inflation, recession, open borders, record crime levels, the lowest approval rating of any president, his crackhead sons laptop, and the fact he can’t string together a full sentence without blubbering like a fool. No specific problem at all, ha!
Biden does a workout, regularly, that a retired Marine officer made for him.
Curling ice cream cones is not a workout. Sorry bud! 🤣
"i'm not having a specific problem with Biden"
I'm starting to become more and more convinced that the average Democrat is so rich that they have someone else buy gas and groceries for them.
There's no way you guys don't see the problem, we're literally entering a recession.
End citizens united. End all company donations to campaigns, and end all stock trading for congresspeople. See who takes the jobs then and see how they actually do their job. Democracy works if we make it work. Weirdly, it is almost like ppl have been slowly undermining it for many years
Calvin, you will find Trump still there.
Trump ran for President for all of the right reasons. He does not need all of the things you listed. Trump loves this nation and his heart is in the right place. Plus he has a proven record for anyone who wants the truth most of which was hidden, or not presented by mainstream media.
I urge anyone who wants truth to find it for themselves. You will not get it from any of our public broadcasting stations, supposedly for the people as sad as it is.
Repent to Jesus Christ ““I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.””
John 16:33 NIV
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@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3
4 quick words: Raped and murdered CHILDREN!!!
Tell your "god" he has been fired for dereliction of duty. His son, better defined as a cult leader, MURDERED a child over jealousy, but I am CERTAIN you only know the extremely edited version of that book issued by a dictator king who was losing absolute control of the people.
Also, I would LOVE to point out that you a supposed "believer" never read the book you appear to blindly follow. Did you know that JUST your user name alone here on youtube absolutely secures you a special spot in christianity's "hell"?
I know you do not know that. I know this because I know which book you have been following, and I also how far into the book you never read.
ALL who blindly preach about that book, NEVER READ THE BOOK. They only ever read the edited version designed to regain control of a society which dared to think on its own.
YOU chose to assault others with your comment. Never try to force religion.
Otherwise, someone who actually read BOTH versions of that book in their entirety just might stop for a moment to respond.
And almost every time, the response will probably be rather rough, if not brutal.
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Please keep your mental illness and delusion to yourself. Get help, your "god" is no more real than the other thousand you deny.
Merrick Garland has a reputation for going silently about his investigations but has gotten his convictions. It's so hard being patient about this one.
He's like a deepwater submarine of justice.
@UC_6ujBfhmhIXqivHQZdaQhQ Trust me! Garland is going to have the last laugh.
... Silent but deadly, is what you're saying?
He's like an assassin, he'll attack with stealth
I don’t disagree, but I’m seeing you post this comment everywhere lately. Copy+paste?
YES Stephen, we need someone who can actually relate to the public!!!
At least know what day it is
"Han shoots first." Oh, gawd, THERE'S an image that's going to haunt me for all my days remaining.
Donnie is officially being investigated...
And you thought he was depressed and unhinged before. Cue the social media frenzy!
You ain't wrong....
He's always played chicken with the law and the courts, and he's always gotten away with it.
He's under 16 criminal investigations. He's been in panic mode since 2017
@@donaldpump8882 Sure looks like he's panicking. Holding rallies every other day in front of sold-out crowds...But you're right. They've got him THIS time for the 293202392398th time. Explain why Biden looks like a walking corpse
@@tiredbird471 yep
‘Before John Wayne Gacy nobody had executed a birthday clown’ 😂😂😂
I hope those with the authority to hold everyone responsible for January 6th accountable, realize that failing to do so, inclusive of everyone at the top... will be far worse than any potential civil war which might arise from locking them up like the criminals they are.
Perhaps a civil war ISN’T the worst thing that could happen. Finally gives us an opportunity to put away the right forever.
The fact that ANYONE is "afraid" of the tRumpers causing violence to the point of giving these Jan 6th CRIMINALS a pass shows just how sad a state Merica is in. The Law won't enforce the Law because they're afraid some Citizens will break the Law if they do.
You do realize no one will want to create a precedent.
All recent POTUS are war criminals.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 - whoo what a hilarious joke!
Song *** This Is IT *** By Mr Kenny Loggins 0n youtube
When a stack of books on Ireland doesn't resolve boredom, call the doctor back.
Let's hope this investigation by the DOJ on Donnie is a serious one and not just a political theater to get people off their back. Donnie needs to face consequences
And it would be a blow up in McConnell's face for blocking a vote in the Senate when Obama nominated Merrick Garland for the Court!
AGREE 100%!
amen
@IRHanley I hear ya, the dotard pays a molecule of consequence, I'll eat the living room furniture.
You mean an actual trial and investigation under the American justice system where both sides are allowed council? Where witnesses are subject to cross examination? Where burden of proof must be established? Instead of the political theater that's going on now? Yeah, good luck with that 😂😂
I hope one of the names for the former Embarrassment in Chief was:
Fraudo Baggins.
I’m donating 1/2 to try to make sure T goes to jail.
I can sympathise the COVID Caben Fever.
Had it myself early this year and being stuck in my bedroom, unable to go even down to my own kitchen to prevent spreading it to my house mate, even having to eat all my meals in bed, for over 2 weeks, drove me nuts.
I sympathise, I've just got it for the first time - in the middle of a heatwave!
The Seven Dwarfs reference was so silly but it made me laugh so hard
Gotta admit, that came at me from an unexpected direction. 😄
In these wee hours of the early morning I cannot help but wonder if Mr. Colbert has succeeded in making anyone else sitting alone in front of their computer...actually laugh out loud. Thank you, Mr. Colbert. Know that you are loved.
He did
Yep
I nearly spit out my tea at "Where am I?"
all of the time. i watch his clips regularly and Stephen is as good at presenting as his writers are, and they are Top-shelf. together they have perfected the night show monologue.
Yes. 😊
loved the Space Junk "Han Shoots First" line 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏👏 👏 👏👏 👏 👏 amazing
Stephen, you have millions of nicknames for the most recent ex-president. Thank you for reminding us that the most important may be "Individual #1"
That box of fuckin' hair will ask who "individual #1" is.
I like "shmittywerbenyaegermanjenson"
He was number 1.
How about "guythesemoronscantshutupaboutbecauseultimatelytheycantdefeathismessage" guy?
Yeah, he crowd-sourced them. Great idea!
Here's a nickname that Steven never used: Orange Face Clown. That's the nickname I came up with in describing, well - Orange Face Clown.
That's the best shade thrown at Rudy in a while.
Rudy's irrelevant at this point. Who's the next target; James Trafficant?
Best. Monologue. Ever! Lol! 🙌🏻
😂😂😂 Uncontrolled Descent. 👍👍👍
Let’s be fair to Biden. It’s an uphill gig when The Last Guy set the whole joint on fire on his way out the door.
wake up fool and take a good look around you. god you libs love self punishment!
Do you live here? Has USA gotten worse or better under Biden?
@@markg4257 Even if it's worse, is there evidence of causation or merely correlation?
@@markg4257 The USA has gotten much better under Biden. Many things are still bad, of course, but that just shows what a truly epic disaster Trump was.
@@forgeustiss6667 If one educates himself to LOOK AROUND AT THE WORLD, one would find that comparatively, the US is ok. Countries report inflation at 18%-highest in history; Canada, UK-gas, 10-12.00 per gallon. And yesterday, the news reported GLOBAL INFLATION. All of our peers suffer empty grocery shelves, lack of necessary goods. But I guess it is easier to Blame Joe than be informed, and be honest. That's a tough one!!!!
Friendly reminder to not feed the trolls. The best way to irritate a troll is to ignore them, deprive them of what they want: your time and your anger. I know it’s hard to resist trying to talk sense into them, but being right isn’t the point for them, upsetting you is.
Take care, watch some cute/funny pet videos, and get some sleep. Times are tough, so be kind to yourself.
Cool comment. 💯
lets prove whos a ccp shill eh? Say , My dear leader xi looks like winny the pooh. When you don't little ccp bot we know why.
Thank you sweetie.
many "trolls" are you fellow Americans who also vote... get over yourselves. the fact that u people WANT an echo chamber should scare all the sane people left. "watch some cute/funny pet videos" ah yes tell them to cope from reality by watching mindless animals videos to keep them submissive. getting real tired of you "people"
I agree with you....Best to ignore all those trolling magats. Thousands of people all over the world want dumpty trumpy to be in handcuffs. Once that happens we will celebrate big time.
Ignore them all!
that last bit though, was pure gold
My gosh, I love this man. I find his monologues absolutely positively hysterical. If you're a Republican, you cannot help laugh, seek help.
With his fact checkers and his delivery he presents the truth. 100% hilarious. There's a lot of Truth being left out too... Just saying. 👌. ✌️❤️
Someone put the odds of winning a lottery like this:
*_It's like you buy a key that will open the door of one house in the whole country and then you go and pick a house to try it on._*
Ya, but if you didn't try, you wouldn't win.
Ya, but if you didn't try, you wouldn't lose hundreds of dollars playing the lottery all the time.
It was explained by my math teacher as thinking of a number between 1 and 750, going to China and ask a random Chinese person: is this your number? The chances of it being the right person AND the right number, that's your odds on winning.
I hope I have that key 🙏🙏
it's about the same as the odds of being hit by lightning on ten separate occasions.
I like President Biden! I don't go to bed and wake up in terror, like the former disgrace!
I don't know what to say about how low a bar that is. Maybe (maybe) it's good to have a low-key democrat president after such a ridiculous republican one. However, it's not what we truly need. We need someone who can actually stand up against all the crap being done in places like the Supreme Court.
I'd prefer Biden over any republican, but he's not the change we needed.
@@corvos3719 .. Biden wouldn't have been my first choice. We had a lot of really good democratic candidates running. I would have preferred several over Biden. I do think that Biden was the best choice to beat Trump. I also don't see any benefit in undermining Biden's presidency. He's got a steep, uphill climb ahead of him. I will show my support for a good man. That's very refreshing after the corrupt piece of garbage like Trump!
The best news, DOJ investigation of Mr. Pumpkin head!
LMFAO on the President jokes. You are hilarious 😂!
Go Joe!
I won't believe it till I see trump sentenced and placed in prison.
Agreed. But let’s hope it’s soon.
Oh ye of little faith! May God 🙏🏼 bring the revenge.
Knowing our world, it'll just randomly go 100%, and he'll get the death penalty.... some would cheer, some would boo, but everyone's mind would just explode.
@@johnnycreighton29 because the justice system won't
The elites are scared enough to abuse the justice system, but they show their corruption in doing so. Which will backfire of course.
The whole country wants a different candidate!! Not just for President, but for the Senate and the house!! If this country is going to survive, it needs to change! We need younger people with new and better ideas!
I don't. I believe Biden was the only one who could have won over trump. I think his response to the war in Ukraine has been amazing. And that wouldn't have happened without his decades of foreign policy experience. I think he has worked as hard as anyone could to make change in this country. He didn't take office following a 'normal' presidency. He followed trump, and a pandemic and stepped into a government where the other major political party is sliding toward authoritarianism. I think he's done a phenomenal job. I understand the desire to see younger people in the White House. But with that comes inexperience too. Name one other Democrat that has the global name recognition and the existing relationships with world leaders, who knows all the players, remembers the steps it took to get here. I am seriously perplexed by his poll numbers.
Ok, you can have txxxx back ... if that makes you feel better!
@@abocas Who are you talking to? Because neither myself nor the original commenter said anything about wanting trump back. And if Democrats vote Republican because they don't like Biden, then they aren't really Democrats. And I remember the same threats made if Bernie Sanders wasn't the Democrat nominee in 2020. Get serious
@@abocas Swing and a miss.
younger people do not know history or we wouldnt be in this in the first place!
The Declaration of Independence gives the right,not only the right, but the duty to abolish or alter any government that does not secure our unalienable rights, including life,liberty and the pursuit of happiness
@Mike Hiera And we do that by lawfully transferring power every four years, or maybe every eight years.
It's called treason
A billion dollars?!! For a millions lottery?!! Damn inflation has hit hard 😳
We may want someone else, but, if it is between Biden and Trump, then I am voting for Biden.
Last thing we need is another Garrosh or Sylvanas
Another fool.
Yes hes doing a fine job things could not be running better
You're the kind of guy that likes to invite someone out to eat and not pay, aren't you. You're a moron if you vote for this administration. Orange man bad, someone call a doctor my v*gina has sand in it 🤣
@@danmcgriff1421 it’s not that it’s getting better it’s just not getting dramatically worse.
About F...king time!!!!
YESSS I've been waiting eagerly for a "is potato" joke lmao
Hopefully Giuliani represents/defends Donnie in court. He'll get an additional 5 years from that alone. Sweet!
This made me laugh out loud! Thank you!
Rudy's law license has been suspended, hasn't it?
Maybe Trump goes full-on Ted Bundy and defends himself...
"Think of what you could buy with a billion dollars." Judging by actual billionaires, I wouldn't be able to buy anything except an ability to get more billions
Try the trillion during T time. At expense of Americans and inflation (one of the reason not the only reason)
Buy off senators, to elect honest democrats or independents
@Dick Turpin Well that's the great thing about privileges is that you don't have to pay for them, they come automatically with being apart of certain groups at certain times in certain parts of the world. You didn't have to pay anything to receive fairer treatment for yourself and your family, all you or your ancestors had to do is not care or pay attention if not participate in when communities of color were redlined into poverty, when people of color were denied basic human rights or expectations of human dignity, when their leaders were imprisoned and assassinated, when their churches were bombed and babies were lynched and burned. So women and men men gave their lives to end Jim Crow, and what really changed? Did you care when our corporations shut down the factories and fled the inner cities, when our government under the direction of the CIA literally flooded the inner city streets with crack to pay for their operations and simultaneously destroy neighborhoods of color by then flooding them with cops and over-policing communities suffering poverty and drug addiction from lack of economic opportunities into mass incarceration. Oh, but now that we have the heroin and meth epidemics in white neighborhoods, white people are more likely to see addiction as a disease and treat nonviolent addicts with more compassion! Unless they're black and then they get the book thrown at them, studies showing white people using drugs in the same percentages, getting arrested for the same crimes, and with white people making up a far greater majority of the population at 72%, you'd think this would mean there are more white offenders in prison than people of color who make up the other 28% of our population, but it's exactly the opposite, with people of color making up the majority of nonviolent drug offenses serving time by almost double exactly because of the discrepancies in sentencing between the two groups. You never had to pay so that the cops would look at you and treat you differently, so that the Justice System would be fairer and more merciful to you and far less so to everyone else, that's just part of winning the lottery of being born white in a nation with a white supremacist heritage that it refuses to deal with or even admit too.
@@menghao737 I guess you don’t take jokes very well. Take a chill pill.
@@robertturosik416 Well when the joke is as played out as that one is. I'm white, I'm poor enough, I've had plenty of bad breaks as have my family and most people for that matter, and yet I have the privilege and recognize it nor would I joke about not having it considering the history of race in this country, so when another white guy jokes about not being able to afford his that he only just hears about well I thought I would give him the good news! Free at point of use! If only it came with free health care.
We all know they won't charge anyone with anything, so spare us already.
Thank you Stephen 💙
The Biden jokes never get old 🤣🤣
But yeah, it's great that he got better soo fast at his age. I was sick for 35 days, and I ain't even old.
He had way better health care f him.
He has access to medicine that most people don't.
Glad you came through!
@@DSGreen Thank you! It was a nightmare without an end. Good thing many people just have the sickness for a week or 2 max.
I rolled through the worst of it in twenty four hours, but the itch in my throat persisted about a week or two.
Let's all go to Don's trial, let's all go to Don's trial, let's all go to Don's trial, to get ourselves some laughs.
To the tune of "let's all go to the lobby"?
@@sandraknight4751 Absolutely!
Take care, and all the best.
I instantly started the rhyme 😂😂
IT'S MUELLER TIME!! Oh....wait..🤣🤣🤣🤣
And burn those MAGA hats!
Thanks for talking back the enthusiasm for execution. Abolish the death penalty!
Bracelets for 45. Plus, Stephen is one funny S.O.B. That means i like him. Great health to all.
The thing I love about left leaning comedians is that they're totally fine making fun of the president even if he's a democrat. Just like SNL all during the Clinton years. Where as if you hang out on conservative forums, they clutch their pearls if you say anything even remotely negative or poking fun of their favorite idol (like Trump or Tucker). It's okay to laugh at yourself and not treat politicians like they're a god.
👏
One of the reasons why conservative comedians aren’t popular nowadays, at least in the US (or at least not anywhere near the level of the more liberal ones). A comedian’s job is to be able to make fun of anyone using a punchline if the situation calls for it, but the really conservative ones only do that sometimes; the rest of the time, they either mock without bothering to add the punchline, or keep praising beyond all reason
Conservatives are stuffy theyre no fun. We can laugh at ourselves and nobody gets mad.
You clearly meant centrists. There was a typo, it read as "left leaning" about a centrist on the right side of a political compass.
So then we can talk about how much of a pathetic failure Biden is? Or are we still talking about Trump?
Oh Stephen, you keep me sane. Thank you.
If Colbert keeps you sane, seek professional help.
@@colsonchambers6412 clearly they meant that having a laugh at the state of the world is a nice sanity break from the disturbing reality of it. I mean it's pretty obvious, don't you think?
Sane and brainwashed lmao
Hey Stephen Colbert......Are you considering running for Congress or Senate??? I just got a text message from Democrats and part of the questionnaire that came from them was asking If i watch your show, Do I approve of you, & would I vote for you if you ran for office???? FYI My answer To All 3 if those questions was
HELL YES!!!!!!!
ID VOTE FOR YOU IN A HEARTBEAT
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
It’s about time!
Oh nicely done with the Star Wars double entendre. " Han shoots first." 😎 And that movie poster. Everyone's junk was blurred out, they even drew some shaved Peter Mayhew junk and even Jabba the Hutt had on pasties and a hood! Perfect. And the icing on the cake? They just left Carrie Fisher in her metal bikini, no blurring necessary. 😂🤣☠
Han shoots first because he’s solo! (sorry I couldn’t resist)
@@RustyLid look up the definition of solo.
And apparently wookiees can strip down below the waist
I thought of the Russia joke at the last second and started laughing as the graphic came on. Comedy gold 😂
Dirty on top. Meaty and starchy. Your joke? Is Potato. (b^_^)b
They Russia-ed in and pulled out.
It's the dramatic pause he gives right before he drops it, every time. Lol.
Potato no pull out from Ukraine. Is now being mashed.
I actually thought he was gonna make another Mega Ball joke and reveal the Death Star, but I'm much happier with the potato.
Love the suit and tie.
My new chant LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP... Oh wait lol that has been going on for HOW MANY YEARS?
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Remember everyone, Watergate took two years - AND THIS IS MUCH WORSE!
How is it much worse? We know what happened. Democrats refused Trump's request for more troops, then they sent busloads of ppl to the Capitol to attack it. The attack had started within minutes after Trump's speech. Those ppl didn't have enough time to walk to the Capitol. That's why Nancy refuses to release all the security footage. It's why they diidn't investigate where the funding came from that funded the busloads of agitators like the Sergeant of Arms requested them to do. They didn't arrest ppl like Ray Epps who instructed then led ppl thru barriers straight to the capitol. Wake up. Both parties have always sent ppl to each other's rallies to cause trouble. Always. Of course the Democrats participated in Jan6 too. Now they are trying to pin it all on Trump as if he's some God who could stop a mob of ppl who was sent there to attack to the Capitol. LOL.
Right!? 45 makes Nixon look like a Boy Scout.
Sure, China joe is clean as the driven snow, nothin to see here, move along. 🤔
@@christinemusselman5499 Does he? It's hilarious how you Trump haters try to sum up four years into two hours. LOL. Sad. What's even sadder is how you actually think the Democrats didn't participate in Jan6 to smear Trump.
Lol, this entire situation is like a "what if" if Nixon got away with Watergate.
The guy trying to rig the election won this time.
The Colbert 9 should be in jail for trespassing in the Capitol.
The Paxlovid part makes me want to see some Biden - Obama bromance smoking some pod and laughing out loud together. xD
Broadcast the trial in the middle of time square.
Well, at least Joe handled his case of Covid better than the former guy...
Biden and that fraud Fauci both said getting the jab would prevent you from getting Covid. Turns out they were wrong and both also caught Covid. lol.
It's almost like the vaccines work...
And he didn’t go for a ride 😂
More people died under Biden than Trump. If you people want to shill, update your script. Biden couldn't even handle sitting on a bicycle.
He just tested positive again! Yikes! Speedy recovery!
I feel like five years from now we’re gonna see “jackpot reaches 2.4 trillion” and no one’s gonna be phased
Forget mega ball, surely we need further research into Happy Fun Ball?!
oh man that's a deep cut
I can't ever remember Trump saying thank you to anyone.
Do u remember Biden asking china where covid came from, no u were to busy wondering what pronoun to call yourself.
@@maddogproductions4343 At least Biden wasn't calling Covid a hoax and killing over a million people.
7:27 Didn't have to go to Walter Reed, and didn't have to be talked out of flashing a 'Superman' T-shirt when he came back.
Don’t prop Merrick Garland up too much. It only took a year and a half, a whole panel being stood up to do the leg work of the investigation for him, 2 months of televised proceedings, and a mountain of damning evidence under oath from conservatives to get him to the realization “hmmm, maybe a crime happened here and I might want to look into it.” Just do your job man!
Agreed. Guy’s a stiff.
@Citizen Sane. Merrick garland inherited a department that had been corrupted by the previous president. He has been busy ever since. The department of justice is supposed to be impartial.
About damn time!!!
Yeah, 'Uncle' Joe needs to go home!!!
all I can say for the DOJ is "Stay on target, stay on target"
Well.....I have a bad feeling about this.
"Merrick! You've switched off your targeting computer"
The DOJ target is parents at school board meetings concerned about their children. Domestic terrorists according to Garland. That's progress.
Thanks Steven. I hadn't checked nor did I purchase a ticket. Thanks for keeping me informed. 🤓💖
You’re welcome 😉
One can stand in line for three hours, buy fifty bucks worth of tickets, and have virtually the same chance of winning as you.
It's Stephen. Not "Steven"
Remember when they were chanting ‘lock her up’? How quaint those days were…
Wait, are you telling me we've had 2 Keebler elves as Attorneys General?
When the hearings began, I asked lots of Trump supporters what their strategy was going be, to just call every witness a liar? Turns out that’s all the have but it’s not working. 🤷🏽♀️😂
Not just all the witnesses: All the judges, all the election officials, all the people who worked for Trump and God.
It doesn't work when the witnesses are Trumpists or members of Trump's family
The thing about the Trumpets, they have a dysfunctional relationship with reality. They deny reality and reality strongly denies them.
One can deny reality but no one can avoid the consequences of denying reality.
Everyone just keep visualizing the headlines...."Donald Trump Indicted"
Things a ccp poster says.
I'd very much prefer "TRUMP CONVICTED"
@@peterg5383 How about Trump dead? Has a nice ring to it.
Holding pinkie to cheek “One Billion Dollars”. 😆
Spot on!
And if 2016 taught us nothing else: SO NOT TRUST POLLS!
Nah, that one was spot on. Biden was only put there to stop the fire from growing. Our grandparents should not be running the country and making multi-generational decisions.
if 2016 taught us nothing else, vote like your future depends on it, because it does.
the polls were good in 2016, but the race was within the margin of error.
TRUST THAT IDIOTS WILL MISINTERPRET POLLS.
there's no substitute for learning how to interpret primary sources for yourself.
DO NOT TRUST OTHER PEOPLE TO THINK FOR YOU.
What 2016 taught me was that money can't buy elections and Hilary Clinton lost by her own incompetence refusing to campaign in states that she thought were irrelevant
The 2016 Polls "...taught us...", or at least Most of us, that Hillary was going to WIN the Popular Vote! And guess what - Hillary Did WIN the Popular Vote, by some 3 million votes!! The 2020 Polls "...taught us..." that Biden was going to WIN the Popular Vote!! And guess what - Biden Did WIN the Popular Vote, by some 7+ million votes!!! Sorry, but I can Not cure Your Delusions, or Your Ignorance!!! TRE45ON!!!
I won’t believe any of this until it actually happens.
Moi aussi.
We've had a run of Keebler elves as AGs, or has everyone forgotten Jeff Sessions?
Every time Colbert says a number, it's automatically Numberwang.