Librarians Come For The Former President | Joe "Dark Brandon" Biden Is More Powerful Than Ever
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- čas přidán 8. 08. 2022
- The FBI's raid of the former president's home is apparently part of an ongoing investigation by the National Archives and Records Administration. Meanwhile, the current president's recent accomplishments are being celebrated online with "Dark Brandon" memes. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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It wasn't a raid it was a tourist visit by FBI agents. There was so much love in the crowd of agents they were hugging everyone involved. And the crowd of agents was the largest gathering in history.
Lmfao so much love in that crowd of feds
There is so much meaning in that statement the MAGA people will not get. LOL
Apparently they left with lot of souvenirs too... 😃
Big men, they had big men with tears in their eyes.
The police were just waving them in.
Speaking as a librarian, i can tell you the reason we're so silent...it's the crepe-soled orthopedic shoes. You'll never hear us coming.
Book Ninjas in the house!
Lol, brilliant!
As a half Lebanese half Mongolian lumber Jack I can tell you how to cut a tree
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2:09 I'm not a librarian but the roar of approval from the audience about librarians made me very happy
I am not and never have been an official librarian, but I worked at a library (as paid staff, not as a volunteer) for over twenty years, and let me tell you--those librarians in Reference (or Info Services, to use the newer term) really kick some serious...well, let's just say one shouldn't be deceived by their mild appearance and quiet demeanor. 😉
"Did you find the note where he says he's proud of me? .......Keep looking."
LAUGHED my entire ass off at that!!!!
"It was a beautiful raid. A tremendous raid. It was big and beautiful and maybe the most incredible raid ever, many people are saying. So many boxes and the most beautiful safe. Can t'rump do a raid or what, right folks? t'rump raids, no one does them better than me t'rump!"
“Sir, this raid had the most agents in the history of raids.”
"You may not know this, but many people have told ME-- it was the most bigly raid they'ever seen..."
DAM rite, it was-- Lmao ! I'm Loving every minute of it! 💙🇺🇸💙
The “Librarians” are taking him down!
As a former Librarian, I approve this message
THAT TV SHOW WAS RIGHT! LIBRARIANS ARE BADASS!
As a library worker, I approve this message!! 😁
Breaking in on a dick! Classic. I have no words to express my admiration and believe this will go down as one of the greatest comedic lines of all time.
Librarians: …..When ya can’t get him on taxes, insurrection, cheating everywhere….then the overdue fines will do.
I’m fine with that. 😆👍🏻
@@joko09010 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This renewed my happiness! He's overdue for justice!
Throw the book at him.
BYOB as he never read one
I was going to say that tRump owes late fees for books. But who am I kidding, we all know that tRump can't read!
The fines hell refuse to pay .
The wheels of justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine.
I am ready for the wheels of justice to grind this man into powder. 🙌🏼🗽🇺🇸🦅
it wasn't _this_ January he took the boxes with content which didn't belong in his hands, but January 2021. they should have done this long ago.
@@paulrogers00 It probably takesife5yy6s awhile for that to come to their attention. I doubt the organization only had HIS boxes to go through to discover that some were missing OR someone on his team who didn't want him to try run again dropped a dime on him. 😂
Archivists are an insane bunch. I've worked in an academic library for 32 years and there's nothing like them! "You took what?!" I'm loving this.
“I like former presidents who DON’T take the 5th”!
~ John McCain
I love it
First Steve Bannon gets taken down by the US Postal Service Inspectors, now TFG get taken down by the National Archives. Moral of the story: don't mess with nerds!!
Save your crowing for when they are actually.in jail...like that's going to happen
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Let's just say the takedown of Alex Jones in court was pretty splendid too!!!!
It was a week we've waited for patiently and DESERVE!!!
@@lenawagenfuehr53 must agree. Until the door slams and the keys are tossed into the maw of Mt. Doom, I celebrate NOTHING.
When we see them put in handcuffs and walk into a jail; then I'll be a happy person
The best,nicest,classiest lady died yesterday,Olivia Newton John,far too early,as she helped so many people with her cancer hospital and of course, her beautiful voice.On the other hand,Trump still manages to keep breathing. The world isn't fair.
💯. RIP Olivia, you brought us joy.
RIP, you beautiful angel!
Absolutely true.
Good people die young. Another legend died the day before. Judith Durham from The Seekers. She and Olivia had 2 of the best voices in the music industry they both brought joy to millions. Trump,on the other hand brings shit and will live to a thousand.
This is not Trump talking about himself. Media is disgusting and lazy and I’m just pointing at Steven Colbert in this post
His impersonation of Eric is hysterical. Even when one knows it's coming, it's always a surprise how quickly he can change from Eric to Stephen. So very good!
The librarians are throwing the book at him!
Don't mess with Librarians! 📚 They keep records, and they're the guardians of free expression, not to mention history books! 💜✊
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Gods, I can't wait to read the history books from our time! Mercy!
Keepers of knowledge
My divorce lawyer said the same thing about teachers, we know how to keep track of shit.
Unfake news
"This wasn't Dick Nixon breaking the law. This was a law breaking in on a Dick!" BEST. LINE. EVER!!!!
Couldn't happen to anyone more deserving. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👍✌️🖖
Stephen is king!
I may have to borrow this joke. With proper credit of course
Trumpy should have hired Fawn Hall.
According to Stormy, he's more of a mushroom head.
God bless those two marines who are standing there not laughing at this whole situation
Trump, 4 days ago: “We need to strengthen our law enforcement! We need to crack down on crime at a level never seen before!”
FBI: “Ok, gotcha.”
Trump: No, not like that! 😂
Trump: "I meant other people's crimes. Other people's crimes, not mine."
Trump: Crack down on crime at a level never seen.
FBI: And i took that personally.
@@ireallyreallyhategoogle what crimes has trump commited
@@shaneomac271 Financial fraud, tax fraud, campaign fraud, election fraud, tax evasion, electoral interference, sexual misconduct, obstruction of justice, profiting from the presidency, soliciting foreign interference in us elections, advocating violence, abuse of power, persecuting political opponents, violating immigrants' right to due process, inciting riots and many many more that a lawyer could explain to you.
Yesterday I had a pretty rough day on the job. Got home late, to news of Trump being raided, and Faux Noise throwing a fit. That did put a smile on my face!
Would it make you smile if Republicans abused their power while in government?
You love to see it. 😊
Yesterday I spent all day in bad with terrible cramps, but that news made that one of the happiest days I had in years.
@@damientech88 It would make me smile if Repugnants and their failed god-king Trump were prosecuted for their many abuses of power while in government.
I'll bet Snowflake Sean said "They are coming FOR YOU NEXT!"
2016: Ran as a joke.
2020: Ran for reelection.
2024: Will run from incarceration.
Librarians always instilled fear in me...I get it! Keep up your stealth strategy...it's working.
Oh my heavens, Stephen was ON FIRE!!! A wonderful way to celebrate Karma-Largo!!! Yay! ❤
This isn't "crazy" and the country isn't "enraged". This is the appropriate process that occurs under a nation of laws. Evidence has been found that strongly suggests Donald Trump has committed crimes, and now he's getting the due process we all have a right to when we've been accused of commiting a crime.
This is a BEAUTIFUL day for our country!
👏👏👏👏👏BRAVO DOJ, BRAVO!👏👏👏👏👏
It is a beautiful day but if Trump is not going down for his coup, someone else in the future will try it again and be succeeded.
It's television theatrics. Nothing more. Trump's crimes have been broadcast on global television for years. He is simply not going to prison.
Everyone needs to understand that. Stop saying, "Hold them accountable!" That's not how the US operates. Bush tortured people to death in secret prisons. Obama ran drone strikes on children. Americans have their Netflix and lattes because the US government has no morals or scruples. You have your cheap Chinese-made plastic garbage delivered to your front door like Christmas presents to yourselves because of the US government's corruption and greed.
You love the system the way that it is. You don't want anything to change. Change is scary.
Hi, my name is Hunter Biden and I can get away with anything...even if its on video.
Very well put, thank you !
We need to talk about this more .... the success of our institutions is the biggest lesson for me- and second biggest is, how close they might have been, and might be, to failing.
Fun when its someone else sick
OMG! "This wasn't Dick Nixon breaking the law. It was the law breaking in on a dick!" I about fell over at that line!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Amen to that🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who broke wind? What!
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LOL, loved it too.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
" It was a beautiful raid. A big, tremendous raid. Some people said it was the best raid they had ever seen. Lots of people said that....someone came up to me and said, "Sir, I don't think I have ever seen a raid this beautiful" There were people, lots of people. It was unbelievable how many people; beautiful and lots of people. - DJT
"It was a tremendous raid, unlike anything ever seen before in this country! Absolutely HUGE!! Poor little innocent victim me. And what about Hillary!!? Waaaaa!!" - DJT
Great comment. You get a TREMENDOUSLY HUGE Thumbs up from me! (I'd give you two if I could).
Your fake president knew about the raid, and lied.
It was a stupid raid same as the people that support that lie
@@stephenb185 you guys have to admit that it was a political movement
@@stephenb185 because they don't want Trump again but that only catapult him
Eric is just pissed because a librarian found him a copy of "How to Hug"
And then he found out it was Vol 20 of the encyclopedia
All librarians, everywhere: hells yeah, thats right! Don't steal from the collection!
Trump calls the raid on Mar-A-Lago dark times! So the gas bombs on peaceful protesters to take a photo op on the church, good times? Gotcha
Good times when he pardoned 4 mass murdering child killers at the end of his term, 14 people including a 9 and 11 year old gunned down by American mercenaries, requiring one of their fellow members to pull a gun on them to get them to stop.
Or that time they pepper sprayed migrants and put their children in cages? Or the time he sided with Russia over our intelligence agencies?
As a former archivist, I of course just have to correct the assumption that librarians took him down.... It is most likely the records administrators and archivists who figured it out. I don't blame you for not knowing. We're often behind closed doors or in basements doing our jobs, it's rare for anyone to know we actually exist. 😂 Librarians are awesome too.
There's not enough of you to do much of anything. That's why so many MLIS-havers wants archivist positions and end up pissed off at public libraries.
Personally, I think the Left needs to adopt "Dark Brandon," as one of those "insults" that backfires spectacularly against the people who invented it.
Agreed! However I did hear that some righties quit allowing it in their home because their teens started saying 'let's go mom' as a way of saying FU to their parents. Kind of an organic backfire!
Reject Malarkey
Embrace Modernity
@@judithcard Wow, teenagers being rebellious? Clearly that's the slogan.
Also, Dark Brandon is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. He's an old feeble man, and now he's transformed into an old feeble man with sunglasses, congrats in your bias and not voting third party
This was the most beautiful raid you've ever seen. In fact is was the biggest and bestest raid in the history of raids. It was done like you've never seen before, beautiful and bigly. Thank you FBI agents. Go home now. We love you.
Love this!!!😂😂😂😂
By all the BEST people!
That was hilarious.. love it
And it was a good phone call
Those FBI agents didn't even ask. They moved in on those classified documents like a bitch. And they grabbed it by the ***** cause when you're the FBI, they let you do it! 😆😆😆 #poeticjustice
Wonder how the 'Were are her emails?' crew is gonna take Donnie being charged for mishandling govt. documents...
Not sure why, they will ignore logic and move the goalposts like they always do
"Defund the FBI!"... and I wish I was kidding...
The entertainment wing of the cult are calling it an all out war now.
@@dannydevito5729 now isn't the time to talk about the emails.
# Trey Gowdy has left the chat
Absolutely great! Right on as always
I LOVE when he does his Eric Trump impression hahahahaha
Oh, Donnie boy, the feds, the feds are calling.
Liberals suck dude. Biden is the actual criminal
As a librarian, can confirm.
You take something you aren’t supposed to and you’re dewey decimal damned
This reminds me I need to see if I need to renew my card it's been since the 2010s.
👀
And that's the most specific and organised way to be damned.
How long have you been holding onto that nugget?
And Clintons email server?
The Dewey Decimation System
Feel the breeze of the marry go round 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏻
I so much enjoy these words you have for us.
Thank you again.
"I would like to thank the FBI and Colbert for helping me get Reelected " Donald Trump
2016: “if you’re innocent, why would you plead the fifth?”
2022: “I pLeAd tHe FiFtH¡”
440 times
How many times are you gonna be a loser liberal Matt...?
Russia Russia Russia...
LMAO!
Because you can and its granted to do so. From experience even if innocent never speak to cops. In this case even to our corrupt government. A good lawyer will always counsel you to never open your mouth.
@@bdogfish75 trump has a good lawyer? Didn't think he knew how to get one of those.
@@longagoandfaraway7868 he can get good lawyers but he can't keep them. Only the bad ones stay.
Man I’ve been waiting for tonight’s show, & the idea that emperor Cheeto could be taken down by librarians is poetic! 😅
The best part is that this director was appointed by Trump, and now he gets to take him down!
It almost sound like his archenemies/opposite kind of persons got him.
Yes it's wonderful, validates Trump's anti-establishment propaganda.
Especially for somebody who vant read
Not to mention Hilarious !
The Dick Nixon joke is definitely in the running for joke of the year!
"as my beautiful home, in Mar-A-Lago, Palm Beach Florida ....."
Wait. Didn't he just tell the state of Florida that Mar-A-Lago was NOT his home for tax purposes just earlier this year?
Since news broke yesterday back here in the UK I have been eagerly awaiting this monologue....and it didn't disappoint! Taken down by librarians!!!!
Same!!
Best part is, I'm Liberian, so for a second, that's what I thought the title said haha. But I doubt Trump could find us on a map, much less try to make a dirty deal with us.
They haven't found anything. Trump was a good president. We had low fuel prices. Biden f''d it all up.
we will see about that
Me also. Awesome set of jokes
I never get tired of him mocking Eric
Dad! Dad! Why don't you love me Dad?
Me either!! That impersonation ALWAYS killed me. 🤣🤣
Right??? The thing that Stephen does with his upper lip and teeth makes me hoot every time.
You cannot get enough of Eric and Cruz
Comedy gold!
Let’s go Brandon!
👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 doctor Jill was totally laughing out loud! So many funnies 💗
I would rather watch Dr Jill helping with her husband's coat than watching a couple did fake-love, forced-smile and sometimes open hostility caught unawares on air and in print.
What, like Bill and Hillary?
@@lenawagenfuehr53 What a timely snappy reference that would have been... a quarter of a century ago.
@@mohenn22smith27 it's kinda pathetic really.
"It was beautiful, the most beautiful raid you've ever seen. There were people, lots of people. It was unbelievable how many people, and it was beautiful.
People say I'm the best raidee ever. I'll make an even better prisoner!" 😁😁
Stephen and his team literally use almost every sentence in this segment to dig the former president 😂🤣😂🤣. To say that they gleefully did this segment is an understatement😂😂😂😂
Love POTUS Joe Biden, he’s decent & not corrupt! God bless him & all the people around him 🙏🙏✌️👏🇺🇸
I am wondering if this is an attempt at dry humor?
You must be joking, Biden is the most corrupt president of them all.
@@neilerikbonoff6157 me too.. either that or this @rhose Marie is a freaking Moron if she really thinks joe is a decent and not corrupt! 😂 I mean fuck look at hunters laptop.. plenty of evidence there but the FBI chooses not to investigate that. Is because the DOJ and FBI are being used as a weapon against political opponents. and that’s a huge issue.
Not corrupt? Really?! Save for his multiple plagiarizing schemes, collusion with China & Russia via business partnerships with Hunter, lie upon lie whenever he speaks publicly on or off script, rigging a general election using things like web-connected tabulation machines, un-monitored drop boxes, ballot tampering, ballot harvesting, Zuckerbucks, and other nefarious vote fraud tactics, ya other than those couple of things, I guess you're right.
As a former Librarian Technician I can vouch that they WILL come for you after they get their property back.
The moderator on the morning panel of my local NPR station said he would LOVE it if T***p was brought down by a bunch of archivist librarians. As a member of the profession I suddenly threw my arms up in victory!!
Book burners beware.
Quick question: How many criminal investgations can one person be involved in before he/she actually goes to jail? Just arrest the orange clown already.
You have nothing.
The world may never know? - Mr. Owl-
I agree, but it's better to wait for the heaps of evidence to be thoroughly gathered and investigated.
He cannot be processed for the same crime twice. That is a constitutional right.
They need time to solidify guilt beyond a shadow of a doubt so that when sentencing comes due, the judge will have no option but to dole out justice.
@@amandahudson431 😆 😆 I was thinking the exact same thing.
One... twooo... threeee
Soon. Very soon.
He is so full of joy. He earned it!🤣🤣🤣
Cried tears of laughter with that jacket bit. Thanks Stephen .. I really needed that. 🥰
His latest grift is to email the masses asking for donations following the search. What a grub, but we knew that already.
He keeps doing this kind of thing and I'm always torn between not wanting him to have more money and delighting in the thought of people bankrupting themselves to worship their false orange god.
@@jacquelinecallejas1390 the best outcome would be the courts to find himguilty of fraud and send him broke. Having said that he probably has all his $$$ in shell accounts. Waiting fot the first indictment.
Probably the FBI confiscated all his Rubles. Got to get new moneys.
It feels so good to feel that criminals might be held accountable
What did he do? you have zero facts just hearsay and propaganda from CNN and soros Muppets like this un funny guy. Hope you like communism
Especially one so heinous as the Orange Mussolini
Celebrate with chocolate
It’s in my prayers as well. 🙏
Yet none of you care that the senators are ripping you off every day. Go figure
Thank-you everyday colbert for your work that keeps us all laughing. Go Brandon Go!
I was trying to do some basic accounting while watching/listening to this and omg, I was laughing so hard at your impression of Biden with the jacket that I literally had to stop so I didn't F it up. lol! Hilariousness at its finest.
My dad would be so proud-he was a librarian...
SHHHH!
We should never make fun of librarians!
Cool!
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Librarians are the best.
The opportunity of saying they found Eric's letter in the toilet would've been priceless.
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I normally find YT comments trying to make a comic's joke _better_ pretty misguided but damn this one's good.
It was on the refrigerator held by a MAGA fridge magnet.
Another great comment. There r a lot of clever people commenting on this video. Thanks for the laugh and the image.
That joke was on Kimmel
I love this❣ My sentiments exactly!
You're knocking it outta the park tonight, Stephen!!!
Oh man as a Canadian as soon as I saw that news I was looking forward to Colberts reaction! Also I hope one of the agents name was named Bookman.
Agent Franklin R. Bookman, FBI.
Love it !!
The irony of librarians taking down a crook who can’t read.
Confidential documents stuffing up a toilet ended up being the smocking gun. Also, now we know why he complains about how many times you have to flush a toilet. Low pressure plumbing makes it so hard to get rid of incriminating evidence!
In Trumps defense he could just say I can not read and did not understand confidential. Because I am a stable genius. LOLROF
We love our FBI for not cow towing to the former president.
Long time ago, when I show the mob rading the Capitol, I said: "All in good time...". Well... now we are living good times!!
From the group who had so much glee chanting "Lock HER up", I find it hilarious they're all pissing their pants now.
Not really.
Really. Lol
As a librarian, I approve this joke 👍🏻
If anyone gets to throw the book at him, it's you. As long as the book is returned in three weeks.
@@davidanderson2357 ding ding ding!! And folks we have a winner!! Hysterical!!@
@@davidanderson2357 you win the comment section today, bravo 👏 .
Woo hoo!
DON'T YOU KNOW THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM???
When I saw Eric on the news talking about the raid, I though yes Stephens Impression will be back, Love it
Dark Brandon for the win!
I like a president that doesn’t get raided by the FBI. Also best raid in the history of all raids 😂
It was dark at his beautiful home when raided by a large group. Best words.
It was a beautiful raid
A good friend, a close friend, very smart, I call him, a genius, said, he'd never saw anything like it before.
It was a tremendous raid
It was the biggest and bestest raid in history!
Library ninjas are on to Donnie's shenanigans. And they're having none of it!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I just looked it up, 60 people gathered on the bridge outside Mar-a-lago, not to protest the raid, they had heard he would be arriving. They wanted to wave at him.
60, huge crowd, biggest ever, no one has had a larger crowd.
This is some of the funniest things I've ever heard but well done on the FBI doing their hob.
Hmmmm....wonder why they're not kicking in Bidens door?? Too many doors??
@@donkeyssuck Cuz there is less reason to do so. Isn't that obvious
@@donkeyssuck Yeah that's it! You got it! Let's wait until Dump shows more of the righteous fool he is.
@@willromaine2252 yeah that's it !!! Let's wait for more of Bumblebiden's finest corruption yet to come.
Your fine being bled slowly aren't you?
Keep yourself comfortably numb and you'll never see what he's stealing...oops.... Aside from documents for 40 years...oops...aside from using his son and brother as the bag men for grifting...as long as he gets his cut ....and as long as you're willing to let him get by with it....
It's not an either or situation...you have a sitting President grifting before your very eyes....
Whatcha gonna do Pollyanna?
@@donkeyssuck Uh huh, sure let's go with that.
Eric’s note of how proud he is of his dad was found floating in pieces in the toilet.
You mean it was filed in the water closet!
Lol
Lol
"It wasn't a raid, it was just a government tourist visit...the bigliest ever"
Hopefully they will find the peepee tapes too
Man, that is not something that humans should have to witness 🤢
🤣🤣🤣Excellent!
Kisses and hugs too!
It was a raid and it was a perfect raid. People are saying there's never been a better raid, ever. Trump has the best raids.
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😁 I loved EVERY minute of this🤣🤣🤣
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
That Ermahgerd meme was a deep cut and a chin wag to Millennials and I'm here for it. This was a very well constructed monologue all around. 5 stars!
Colbert resurrecting dead memes has been the highlight of my evening.
I died 🤣😂😂😂
EXCEPT for the "bad-mouthing" of Joe Biden; which is *_NO BUENO,_* Dude, NOT EVER! Show some respect for a GOOD President, finally, _PARTICULARLY_ after that aeons-long 4-year stretch with the orange felon "at the helm," dammit!
@@dixietenbroeck8717 Have you been paying attention to his presidency? He’s not 45… but he’s not good. He spent last week adding to 45’s border wall after campaign promises refusing to touch it. Biden is not a good presiden. You can’t compare ineffective to incompetent. He holds the presidency; we should judge him on his abilities and not how bad he was compared to the last guy. Because even Jefferson looks good compared to the last guy.
@@dixietenbroeck8717 No, as a hardcore anti-trumper, all presidents should be lampooned. The left isn't a cult and we can make fun of our own politicians when warranted. That's one of the things that sets us apart from the right.
As a former library clerk I am soo proud of the librarians at the National Archives!
FOR BEING PART OF YET ANOTHER DEMOCRAT WITCH HUNT THAT WILL MOST LIKELY BE ANOTHER NOTHING?!?!?! WHY DO YOU HATE LIBRARIANS SO MUCH??
Now I happen to know from Seinfeld that you guys employ Library Cops and they are no joke, the armed wing of the National Archives... Got a feeling some former President is not getting his Presidential Library...
The irony of someone like him being taken down by librarians is just perfect.
The ironic thing is that he made the law about classified documents a felony because of ....Hillary's emails🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The irony is great!
LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!
LOL, "In the dark Brandon" more better.
YESS!! Lipless Eric is BACK, baby! Been waiting SO LONG for that bit to come back! Bless you, sir!
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How does he do that with his lip? I've tried and failed. Oh well.
Librarians: you'll never hear them coming.
If only Trump would have learned what his Jr. High School Librarian tried to teach him "Quite!"
omg totally
Lmao!
Stephen, you are the greatest in making fun of the former president T**** and Biden - I know where you hate and love are respectively. Your jokes are fantastic, intelligent, and you are a master of impersonating anyone. I watch your show every night and laugh non stop 😭. You are number 1 in the late night talk show.
Weird, last time I saw Obama left with 33,000 documents.
The fun thing about that particular Dark Brandon meme is that the original image was created by the Chinese to insinuate Biden having evil intentions. Instead it just made him look far more intimidating and powerful than any western media was willing to insinuate.
Dark Brandon is the epitome of Giga Chad and the Ultimate Sigma Male. Honestly, I wish Joe Biden was really that badass, lol.
@@arcturionblade1077 We all do. That's half of the joke
“And now let’s make him shirtless. Now give him Brad Pitt - Fight Club abs. Yes... Now THIS is REALLY going to make everyone hate and fear this man.” -some Chinese Propaganda Minister, probably
Not quite sure I believe all that but hilarious if true!
No, it was created by A Chinese person. I have friends there who draw politicians, they're just normal people like you and I. The zombies probably should've given it away that it was just an artist having fun but 🤷♂️
Listening to the right wing melt down and cry about Donnie is the song of the summer!
Glass raised.
Buns out too.
It was ann UNANNOUNCED RAID. Hmmmm🤔? Lol
Imagine all of his suck ups having dinner with him to stoke his ego tonight.
I see a game of “dodge the ketchup” breaking out if Gym Jordan gets scared and starts stuttering! 😂😂😂😂.
We all know they are kissing arse and crying over Ivana’s grave the “biglyest siege ever”.
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I love Corbett he says it like it is !!! Thanks for doing this every night 👏❤️
his impression of Eric... oh my God I thought I was going to piss myself laughing.
I knew this was gonna make Stephen so happy LOL 😂😅
It makes all true Patriots 😊
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I'd just like to point out that, even though he won't admit it, Trump is a *FORMER* President, and a disgraced one at that.
And, defeated.
Civil, twice impeached.
Correction: he's a disgraced, twice impeached, rejected by the majority of voters Former President. Also, an embarrassment to the Nation and Bloated Joke of the Western World. (And this was all completely predictable in 2016. Hillary tried to warn us.)
Yeah… how can it be a political with hunt? He’s a private citizen who’s not above the law 🤷🏻♀️
Being hated by far left activists, corrupt politicians and media is not a disgrace. It's a badge of honor.
Oh god, Colbert's jacket bit. *dead* 😂
So happy the FBI did their search on Monday, this gives the Late Night Shows enough material to keep us in stiches all week. We all needed a good laugh.
I've been waiting since last night for you to joyously talk about this and you did not disappoint it is great to see you so enthused about presenting the news of America and not falling out of democracy
"America isn't a democracy, it's a republic! Get it right, libs!" - Conservatives desperately trying to muddy the waters with semantics, distractions and deflections.
Right!! Anticipation was grueling. Lol
Enjoy is why is lasts.
It was Christmas all day yesterday and today. Also see Trump's interview about Russia and Ukraine and he lapsed into a rant about windmills.
This has been an amazing week!
“Any nation that expects to be ignorant and free expects what never was and never will be “
Thomas Jefferson
Trump Nation begs to differ. There's people out there right now going around to Post Offices, purchasing a stamp and recording the entire transaction on video and proving you can be free and stupid!
Beautiful and brilliant Stephen!!! 🥰
Stephen’s brilliant humor…lights me up!