Who Will Trump Pick For His 2024 Running Mate?
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- čas přidán 1. 05. 2024
- With confessed puppy murderer Kristi Noem on the outs, speculation about Trump’s choice of running mate has turned to North Dakota governor Doug Burgum.
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As Rodney Dangerfield once quipped in Caddyshack, "The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!".
Thanks for making my choke on a crouton! 🤣
Right?! Guilfoyle needs to sue her plastic surgeon XD
@@tehlaziness
I think she has a right to sue the entire Plastic Surgery industry....
PS; I never knew they had a mouth enlongating procedure ;()
She is hard to look at
@@tehlaziness Can you sue for a nonessential procedure? Unless it WAS an essential procedure, and it was the best the surgeon could do. Hard to make a gold brick out of dog doo-doo.
May life treat Noem the same way she treats animals.
It already has. Look at her face
Sadly her puppy is buried and long gone but she is still around.
@@ivareskesner2019 a botox needle to the face isn't the same as a bullet
Amen ‼️
Second amendment people are all over it.
Noem should rename her farm "The Killing Fields".
Bingo
Right!
Holy moly. Guilfoyle looks very….different 😬
Horrible ? Disfigured ? Inhumane to look at when you're sleepy in the morning ? Or like a frog whose daily skincare routine consists of a flamethrower to the face set on "lightly melting" ?
it's like buying Anne Hathaway from Wish
Her looks are quite alarming. Why would she do that?
Business people are NEVER suited to run a government. The organzations, protocols and goals are completely different.
Exactly!
I agree with your comment
All about the bottom line
The problem is, politicians aren't suited for the job either. For example, look at the last half-century...
💯 How many have we the taxpayers bailed out of their failures? Billions.
What on earth did Kimberly Guilfoyle do to her face? Apparently she doesn't own a mirror! Kind of makes me happy that Donald Trump Jr has to wake up to that every morning, now they can both scare each other every time when they roll over.
😂😂😂😂
@@trishalamb138former partner Gavin Newsome just 😂
😆👏
I think she got hit in the face with a shovel.
Kimberly Gargoyle, more like.
Gargoyle scares me!
Kimberly Guilfoyle looks like they keep dumping buckets of water on her and she doesn’t finish melting.
Daaaamn... 🥴
Run, Toto, run!
That's too kind.
Kristi Noem also "put down" 3 horses. But she only did that so she could put their heads in the beds of her enemies. 👀
😂😂😂
When Lips Go Wrong: Kimberly Guilfoyle
And Lara Trump!
@@goettling “Plastic Surgery who’s had some Woman done…”
And what comes out of these... lips? is even worse.
"She didn’t know what happened. Maybe somebody slipped that in...". Was she talking about the puppy killer Noem, or the plastic surgeon that went overboard with the lip filler...😗
'Maybe somebody slipped that in and she didn't see it.'. If that doesn't sum up Trump's adventure with Stormy Daniels I don't know what does.
She said "didn't see," not "didn't feel"
@@Tantrimancer One does not inherently exclude the other.
@@derekstein6193 🙂👍
She said he had a little mushroom weener 🍄 🤣
@@Tantrimancerthanks for standing up for the whoremonger. I like knowing where folks stand.
It's good to see failing eyesight hasn't discouraged Guilfoyle's cosmetic surgeon from continuing to practice.
Either that or she picked out an image from a Halloween catalogue.
🥴👏
@@binoymathew246 Now we know why Jr. needs the booger sugar.
(allegedly) 😆
Moot. He should be banned from running in the first place.
We've already LOST the country if we let the scumbag run.
Wow that's some bad plastic surgery
Everyday is Halloween in MAGA world.
The person inside is FAR, FAR worse than what you see on the outside!
Bad surgery, probably has to match the person getting it..
I remember in 2012 thinking Romney way a bad dude. Ah simpler times.
"If they tell you I fell out of bed and ate my dog, I didn't"
~Mitt Romney
Oh, Mittens, Mittens, Mittens. Will you ever learn?
Lol I was just thinking this 😂😂😂
Good call back. :)
😅😅
As someone who is a Democrat from Central Texas, I find it to be a scary possibility that Trump could pick Governor Abbott to be his V.P. pick.
Trump won't pick someone in a wheelchair. Remember Trump didn't want wounded vets up front for 4th of July. Wheelchairs aren't from central casting.
I don't think there's any real danger of that. Trump's not the kind to favor those who get more attention than him.
WOW Kimberly Guilfoyle is looking rough!
She's got a part in the next Wizard of Oz remake locked up, and not Dorothy role either.
Like Mickey Rourke in The Fighter. Like a plecostomus sucking at an aquarium's glass.
Didn't she used to look good? What(or who) has she been doing?
Rougher
@@Ron-rs2zl No. Never. Yuck.
We love your show youve helped America thru Covid and Trump with your humour! Thank you for your service to the country. Trumps gotta go.
Agreed
I can’t believe this country allows this joker to run. SMH
I mean, we let a guy literally run from jail once… and someone else get elected four times… 🤷♀️
OMG Kimberley Guilfoyle looks frightening!
seems the ugly inside oozed through. it always does
@@user-sv9nb8ky2t I have to agree with your comment
The entire gop is a freak show!
She's the after pic and Kristi Noem is before.
And have you ever heard it "speak " Even more frightening
3:47 "petting zoo serial killer"😉☹️😡
In my opinion Trump would pick himself to be his own Vice President. He’s that much of a narcissist
He needs a "Mini-me".
He could call him "Little Fart".
@@Oneshot8242"Pooter"
That’s only because you took the bait for the establishment. How many false accusations about Trump. Has to be well over 1000 at this point, and yet for some reason you still have faith in the establishment and dislike Trump? There are a lot of people like you, and we refer to them as pawns. You’re part of a real cult.
You would know all about Narcissism.
Donald Trump probably thinks he can't die. And so would have no need of a Vice President.
Please don't murder a puppy.
Or any other living being ...
Or a Gazan😮
Ignorant
@timball1458 No, it's not ok. I am pro-life. What if you accidentally abort kill an unborn Jesus soul reincarnated child.
@@steviewanderer Do you eat meat?
What is up with Kimberly Guilfoyle's face? Yoiks!!
Gargoyles are effing frightening .
It's Kimberly Garfoyle, not Gargoyle. Gargoyles scare away evil spirits, kimberly welcones they in to republican conventions...
I'll take Gargoyles All the Live Long Day, Over Mannequins..
What's the matter with Gargoyles' brain ? It seems she cannot think properly I mean look at her face and lips ? Frightening.
Light Butt Play MAGA?@@drumbum3.142
The fake lips as well.
Kristi Noem will be his pick. Trump had the same problems with his former "Vice Poodle"....
Not a chance
Isn't Krusty Gnome a Simpsons character?
Well, she should be his pick. After all, Donald Trump is also untrainable and aggressive...
ChRumo is easy to predict on account of his obvious stupidity. Consider the WORST choice he could make and you'll be the genius of the day along with %70 of the rest of the U.S. who are DONE with the world's most obvious con-man. If you can't see the con, you're the mark.
Exactly!
@3:06: Are you kidding me? She should be classified as toxic waste.
Noem and Guilfoyle?
"Maybe someone slipped that in" .. ah, denial-mode was set to auto with this Trump-tool....same as her mouth-airbags 🤷🏼
Mouth airbags! Good one!
No one in their right mind would want to serve as trumps vp
That’s why Noem, MTG, Boebert, and Kari Lake are all falling over themselves to do it 😂😂😂
Did Trump just forget there is a North and a South Dakota and get mixed up?
Colbert is the 🐐
For sure he's the GOAT, morning star. Did you see how he banged on the desk @ 1:30? It's Steven alright, and he does bang his fist. It signifies a gavel coming down.
Thank you Stephen for pointing out that I don't remember who Hillary's running mate in 2016 was either.
Tim Kaine.
I do. It was that one guy ... uh ... sht. Kaine. Ya, that guy.
Hilary's running-mate was a person with a human mind, not akin to those ideologically misguided individuals who uphold what they perceive as their racial superiority.
I don’t remember either.
Lol some of us do.
Her lips ... and everything else about her face.
The ugly is seeping, nay gushing, to the surface.
The guy next to me in the bus looked at me when I made a gag noise
For a sec I thought that was Caitlin Jenner. 🤮
@@Drew-bc7zjgood call
Kimberly Gargoyle
Noem has a sick mind. And a sick heart.
Face doesn't look to be doing very well either
The MAGA people love her for it!!!
He’ll pick Bubba as his VP.
His new cell mate.
Tulsi Gabbard or bust
Shocked to see Guilfoyle's lips. Accentuates her already big mouth. Like she needed that. But isn't that the definition of the Trump Party? (AKA Republican Party) They just don't know when to stop.
With the sheer amount of off-brand boner pills that Republican "men" have purchased from Alex Jones' online shop over the years... even Gargoyle looks attractive.
It wasn't until later that she realized that "bottom feeder" wasn't a compliment.
She didn't need it, but all the women in tRump's orbit look the same because tRump is into masculine women with fat lips. That's why Melanoma looks transitioning as does Gargoyle and Lara and Rona McDaniel even. It really is a cult in all ways.
tRump is into the Amazonian beaches. And Amazonian beaches don't age well at the best of times.. throw the most expensive cosmetic medicine performed by the lowest-price plastic surgeon in town and these Republican women end up looking like Micky Rauch in The Fighter.
These people needn't be around animals or small children! 😕
Please let it be Mike Pillow 😂😂😂
I like my VP candidate to not be a puppy killer, and then make vile excuses for such cruel behavior.
How about a VP who put thousands behind bars for pot. All the families who were destroyed by Kamala.
I hope he picks her. She'll do the same to his campaign.
I hate her and most of her party. I'm trying not to judge her about the dog... but to brag about it.
That's just weird. To put it mildly.
@@user-vo2cw5yu9w Future "Hitler Wannabe"!!! Vote Blue!!!
And to talk about the goat too and defend herself by saying she had to put down 3 horses. This lady has a problem and shouldn't be running a farm with such a thirst for blood. LoL@@user-vo2cw5yu9w
Give Guilfoyle a pair of goggles and she is a dead ringer for Crazy Frog :-0
@@AuroraOctane Tell me I'm wrong...czcams.com/video/k85mRPqvMbE/video.html
Yikes . . . What the heck happened to Gargoyle's lips???
She is wanted to manifest her "inner beauty".
"Eat my dog" is a flashback to he pillorying Obama for admitting he may have eaten dog in Indonesia at some stage, a not uncommon occurrence in that country.
He was also a child from a poor family at the time. Not a lot of choice of what you can eat in that situation. Mittens is mad that he'll never be President 😅.
good reminder
And Korea, and the Philippines
He didn't realize he was eating a dog.
"Maybe sombody slipped that in" is the very best ever utterance from a MAGA. She's a legend.
whats so sad is she holding a dog festival event in her state to promote the book, for 3000 entry fee, yes 3k dollars you will get her book , you cant make it up look up kristi noem south dakota news
And for a few dollars more, a life-size replica of Cricket for your own gravel pit fun.
Hope trump picks bo bert as vp running mate. She is Eveready to lend a helping "hand" to the president in times of need
I miss the days when Stephen refused to say Trump's name.
Guilfoyle looks monstrous. She looked so pretty and normal when with Newsom.
Good lord, she was indeed pretty (as a German I didn't know her before 2016)! I think that's what happens when you enter Trump world. Same goes for Melania.
OMG, Gargoyle IS Truly Frightening
Proof-positive that Republican 'men' will bang anything when fed sufficient quantities of Alex Jones' off-brand boner pills.
3:18 OMG HER FACE WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE IS THIS THE MOVIE BRAZIL RIP
Noem has been gradually adjusting the structure of her face to appeal to donnie's favored 'central casting' aesthetic. If she was a human, I'd suggest she's going to be very disappointed when neither of them are on the ballot at the end of the year.
Hope he picks Marjorie Taylor Greene. That would just be hilarious. Not to mention an absolute disaster.
Can you say cluster fornication?
@@mariegarside8830 Clusterf**k? Sure.
I am voting "aye".
@@grahammcfadyenhill9555 What about the dog murder?
Speaking about “eating dogs”, there’s a video of Mitt Romney wishing everyone a happy National Hotdog Day, saying it’s his “favorite meat” and calling it “the best meat there is”. He’s got a thing for hotdogs, apparently. 🌭
Never trust someone who calls hotdogs 'meat'.
@@veganbutcherhackepeter Smeat, he was saying smeat...
Sorry, but Kimberley looks like she met the same beauty doc like Donatella Versace...
The entire gop is a carnival freak show!
Oh, Steven!! Slay me you Bastard!! "Light Butt Play"!!!!!! Ladies and Gentlemen you heard it here first!! FCC no longer censors "LIGHT BUTT PLAY"!!!! RIP Freddie Mercury
Noem really shot herself in the foot with her admission.
how much botox? holy ........
Winner of the Botox challenge!!
@@user-vz5be1zl8g ye by a mile, hidious
Big mout billy bass😂😂 accurate as shit !!!
In re it's 4am and you're supposed to be asleep but your you're scream-laughing at Colbert
Ah....the Guilfoyle Pleco 🐡
I'm here for the aquarium enthusiasts and their jokes
Trump is never going to pick a VP. There's no such thing as Vice Dictator.
Dmitry Medvedev did "well" in that regard....
He is familiar with VD
Your right
@@coreydw1lol good one
May I present to you *Lavrentiy Beria,* who was *Stalin's* _right-hand man?_ (†)
After all, the _king_ may say _Off with his head!_ but the *_real_*_ villain_ is the guy who _actually _*_kills_* you.
†) [ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavrentiy_Beria ]
Yep, i donated $1 to Doug's campaign. Then when I got the $20 gift card I used that to make a contribution to Slotkins sanitorial campaign. Money well spent Doug.
3:03 - Kimberly Guilfoyle... jeez. These people are freaks. They make the Addams Family look wholesome and normal.
I know “the amazing race”: Dick Darstedly and Mutley! 😂
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
A. Doug
What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
A. Douglas…
What do you call a deer with no eyes…?
tRump's chosen strategy is to select individuals who align with a certain brand image, one that has been successful despite criticisms regarding decency, patriotism, or knowledge. There seems to be no incentive to change this approach.
Thats probably why the dog had diarrhea. Scared shit less
Cricket’s revenge!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Throwing money at a problem often doesn't fix the problem!-Danny Burleigh 2024
Don't tell that to Trump's potential VP; he's the only thing between Trump and bankrupcy right now.
You missed a Griswald joke there. "Windows down, kids."
Burger yum. 🤣🤣🤣
Wasn't "The Amazing Race" the subtitle of Hitler's plan for Europe?
The amazing or master race? I naively hope that we have silenced those disgusting voices forever.. however..
The "New Order" was Hitler's plan for Europe. I get that it's a joke, but "The New Order" is the correct answer.
@@wonderrob3225 Give me ONE quote - and I mean proven quote - that shows Trump is a racist? Not taken out of context, one that makes him undeniably sound like Hitler. I'll wait.
If you have millions of dollars, why in the world would you be going out with Kimberly G? Gross
If yoy have millions of money to spend on your new girlfriend, and your new girlfriend asks for nothing else but tons of lip filler-- _run._
She looks terrible !!!you can tell by how small she's gotten she snorts a shit load of nose candy
seriously. she is hideous
because little bo creep blows it all on his nose candy
If she had been BOTN that way,her parents would have had her face fixed!
"Christi Noem is still Trump's front running mate."
Stephen’s having a Dave moment on this show with “Light Butt Play” 🤣🤣
Would you like to buy a monkey?
Will Trump need a running mate in prison?
He'd be running from potential mates....the more desperate ones...
I think it'll be his favorite son, Ewik.
Yea, more nespotism sounds correct!
Mitt romney strapping a dog to the roof of a car is quite the opposite of animal cruelty. They already stick their heads out the window, now the dog gets a full body wind-dew. I just hope they met the clearance level on any tunnels or overpass. I will agree that having a dog projectile poo at the car behind you IS quite messed up
But you have to admit how hilarious it is, that Mitt didn’t understand that it was a problem. That part will never not be funny.😃
Stephen is the king of dad jokes and I love him so much for that.
"Your kid never rode that bike anyway"😂😂
Is Vlad the Impaler not available?
What the hell happened to Kimberlys face?😂🫣
Surprised he has not talked more about a pick to distract from the trial.
The joke about the one driving the convertible had me laughing waaaay to hard 😂
Sorry trump, when you find out over half Americans aren't for you
The polls say very different things...Keep living your own fantasy!
Who cares what he picks, where he goes, what he says, or what he does. He's a nothing.............burger.
If you really hate trump, ignore him, that will bother him more than prison.
That’s delusional. Exactly the opposite is true. Closing your eyes and wishing doesn’t stop a powerful authoritarian with a massive loyal following
Yes
Only a fool turns his back to a rattlesnake.
@@pattyayers I agree, but in a way, it's true.
@@LolaLaRue-sq6jm If everyone did, it would make him shrivel up in a ball and die.
Are you sure Mitt is watching the Philly Fanatic, or he is actually watching more like Light Butt Play or witching a Cerveza Cristal commercial?
“Burger, yum”. Sounds silly until you realize trump said “Gettysburg, wow.”
is there any republican politician, or indeed any republican, that is not a total wacko?
Many. The organizers of Republican Voters Against Trump, founders of The Lincoln Project, staff of the Bulwark, to name just a few. MAGA Republicans call them Rinos, for Republicans in name only, or the uniparty.
Let's be honest here: both parties are full of wackos.
@@TheREALJosephTurner not even close
whoever pays him the most, like when he chose his ambassadors
'Light butt play.' Ah. The joke that keeps him laughing. XD
Burgum's trying to steal Eugene Levy's signature eyebrows.
😎🍻😎
He should pick Humpty Dumpty. Then push him off the wall and become the sole, absolute leader. People can call him _'Dear Leader',_ sing songs about him and create dances in his honour. He will like that very much.
tRump's chosen strategy is to select individuals who align with a certain brand image, one that has been successful despite criticisms regarding decency, patriotism, or knowledge. There seems to be no incentive to change this approach.
@@wonderrob3225Indeed. Politics is the art of governance and governance is an exercise in pageantry first and a selection of the most competent and capable person only second. Unfortunately that is the biggest problem with elections in general. The one with the best optics and most convincing bullshit line usually wins. And they *never* deliver, that is what bewilders me. Not one of them keep their promises yet people act like this time will be different. Every time. We are truly a species with our collective heads up our a.
@@ivareskesner2019 Ooooh I wish that wasn't true Ivar , but it is
DeSantis would just about suck an eye golf ball through a mushroom garden hose to be Trump’s BC pick, I reckon.
The ghost of Noem's past dog really came back to bite her in the ass
Mitt Romney reminded me of Chevy Chase on National Lampoon's Holiday movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣.....don't know why 🤷♂️
Why not double the crazy? My Pillow Mike Lindell.
Kimberly Gargoyle
Big mouth Billy bass. Oh man, brutal.
I LIVE in The Netherlands, and where I live is called: Burgum.
Absolutely sure that I am not pleased with that.