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  • čas přidán 18. 08. 2019
  • The Daily Show puzzles over some of Donald Trump’s most baffling attempts to explain how the world works, including his takes on 5G, windmills, trade deals and more.
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  • @ripaniboutique9950
    @ripaniboutique9950 Před 4 lety +1428

    I'm African, I live in Ghana...and I'm sad for America 😪🤣🤣🤣

    • @redwakeup2863
      @redwakeup2863 Před 4 lety +92

      I grew up in and even fought for America and I've watched this country go from bad to evil

    • @Sugarcane510
      @Sugarcane510 Před 4 lety +46

      Ripani Boutique we’re sad too

    • @fetahgoal3009
      @fetahgoal3009 Před 4 lety +15

      just be sad for ur country and the whole africa 😭😭😭

    • @ripaniboutique9950
      @ripaniboutique9950 Před 4 lety +40

      @@fetahgoal3009 I'm angry in our case,not sad

    • @ripaniboutique9950
      @ripaniboutique9950 Před 4 lety +8

      @@redwakeup2863 I feel you bruh

  • @Steve_1999
    @Steve_1999 Před 3 lety +2975

    Whenever Donald starts a sentence with "Not many people know this" That means he just learned something or he's making up something.

    • @andreshusk1332
      @andreshusk1332 Před 3 lety +116

      “If you can’t explain it to a six-year-old, you don’t understand it yourself. “
      - Albert Einstein

    • @Steve_1999
      @Steve_1999 Před 3 lety +10

      @@andreshusk1332 I don't understand what that quote is referring to.

    • @bonbonpony
      @bonbonpony Před 3 lety +31

      No, you don't get it. He's explaining it to his voters :J

    • @Steve_1999
      @Steve_1999 Před 3 lety +14

      @@bonbonpony Ok, now it makes sense. You could've meant that in countless other ways..

    • @botskiegranada4081
      @botskiegranada4081 Před 3 lety +20

      Your president is brainless...liar..lunatic..HOPE NEXT TIME CREATE A PANEL OF PSYCHIATRIST TO EVALUATE THE MIND OF YOUR PROSPECTIVE PRESIDENT.. PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS A 2ND GRADER IQ... PHILIPPINES..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭🙄🙄🙄🙄

  • @richardsundermann8128
    @richardsundermann8128 Před rokem +154

    I never tire of watching this segment. I miss Trevor.

    • @Treysorable
      @Treysorable Před 11 měsíci +4

      Seriously, I don't know what to do with the internet anymore 😑

    • @leeperry509
      @leeperry509 Před 4 měsíci +1

      What is he up to?

    • @shirleyq3023
      @shirleyq3023 Před 3 měsíci +2

      So do i😢

    • @milliet1227
      @milliet1227 Před měsícem

      I do too. He was brilliant.❤

  • @N_MACHIAVELLI
    @N_MACHIAVELLI Před 2 lety +475

    Even after he's been voted out of office. I'm still ashamed that he was our president...

    • @mccxcccx7793
      @mccxcccx7793 Před 2 lety +5

      Aren't you ashamed at all at the person you voted for to replace him? You should be appalled.

    • @mjohanss1975
      @mjohanss1975 Před 2 lety

      @@mccxcccx7793 You have got to be a Trump-supporter with that kind of black and white thinking. You don't have to be for something just because you are against something else. The whole world hates Trump. Doesn't mean we like Biden.

    • @Heartfelt-zv7wh
      @Heartfelt-zv7wh Před 2 lety +10

      @@H-to-O Well said. 👏👏👏👏

    • @chrisreid6445
      @chrisreid6445 Před rokem +9

      very much agree with you. A real embarrassment.

    • @crotalusatrox7931
      @crotalusatrox7931 Před rokem

      As if Biden is any better. Ole Joe is taking us down the toilet.

  • @tttlt84
    @tttlt84 Před 3 lety +1427

    The dude laughing in the back when Trump tried to explain 5G 😂

    • @houdini9739
      @houdini9739 Před 3 lety +65

      Lol yeah he couldn’t hold in his laughter at how Trump clearly had no idea what he was talking about.

    • @biohazardbutterfly1344
      @biohazardbutterfly1344 Před 3 lety +19

      Right 😂😂😂

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason Před 3 lety +39

      Dude tried to hold it in but at some point it just had to come out.. 😂 Dealing with President Trump's stupidity how can you not laugh like hell at him?

    • @graceaswath5681
      @graceaswath5681 Před 3 lety +10

      Hahahahahaha

    • @KappaChiino
      @KappaChiino Před 3 lety +22

      I swear, my family is sleep atm. So I couldn’t laugh, but I was about to explode there 🤣

  • @curtisthomas2670
    @curtisthomas2670 Před 3 lety +1120

    "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit".

    • @drewstaser9726
      @drewstaser9726 Před 3 lety +61

      -Donald Trump to himself in the mirror every day

    • @shejean
      @shejean Před 3 lety +18

      The musical ‘Chicago’ has a song in it called RAZZLE DAZZLE that fits Trump ‘to a T’.

    • @curtisthomas2670
      @curtisthomas2670 Před 3 lety +19

      Covfefe

    • @veronicaalleyne
      @veronicaalleyne Před 3 lety +10

      I ussed that one many times myself to sum him up also

    • @user-kp8dh5wu2n
      @user-kp8dh5wu2n Před 2 lety +5

      W.C. Fields

  • @homiehomerson2705
    @homiehomerson2705 Před rokem +46

    I remember when Hillary called these "people" deplorable I cringed and thought she went too far. Now I realize she didn't go far enough for these insurrectionists.

  • @frankenns
    @frankenns Před 3 lety +26

    19:53 my favorite “the oranges” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you can literally hear someone say “What????” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @OC1621.
      @OC1621. Před rokem

      I'm heading into twenty twenty three and this is still funny. ORANGES are still ORIGIN'S. Trevor I misses you. 12-27-22.🇺🇲🇺🇲💯

  • @djtae808
    @djtae808 Před 4 lety +1905

    Picture ID for groceries? Noise of windmills causes cancer?? Wow

    • @LazarusStr
      @LazarusStr Před 4 lety +74

      “Wow” isn’t even the word...”Wow” isn’t even the word...I can’t blame another country for looking at us with a side eye... 👁 Im glad Trevor Noah is hosting this show. Because the level of stupidity that is exuded from the President’s mouth is making me light headed 🥴 Trevor helps to balance out the stupid...because watching him alone would make my head pop 🙊🙉🙈🐵🥴

    • @lesismore49
      @lesismore49 Před 4 lety +48

      I've seen windmills, but never been close enough to hear them. If they are loud, they could cause hearing loss. But I've also never seen houses right next to them. Or piles of dead birds under them. 😒

    • @djtae808
      @djtae808 Před 4 lety +38

      @@LazarusStr I try to t ignore The Orange one as much as possible. He is a migraine trigger for me. The stupidity that slips past me is always pointed out by Trever and Colbert. I'm just flabbergasted. Wow is all I could say...

    • @kennethhwang3425
      @kennethhwang3425 Před 4 lety +19

      LESismore Honestly, if anything is endangering birds, it’d be pollution from factories, and unregulated bird hunting, and cats. I love cats but NEUTER AND SPAY!

    • @korayven9255
      @korayven9255 Před 4 lety +5

      @@lesismore49 And the cancer?

  • @unoriginalname2016
    @unoriginalname2016 Před 4 lety +936

    This video needs to be archived for use in future US history classes

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před 4 lety +56

      In history textbooks from 2016 - 2020 it should say "America was experiencing technical difficulties".

    • @allisonrand7526
      @allisonrand7526 Před 4 lety +2

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. hahahahaha sad, but true!

    • @Collective239
      @Collective239 Před 4 lety

      It is... its called youtube. Check it out

    • @hiroader11theanalysts65
      @hiroader11theanalysts65 Před 4 lety +3

      Donsplaining good stuff, good stuff.

    • @jiorts
      @jiorts Před 4 lety +6

      as if its gonna change everything...i thought it cant get worse than bush jr...the next one is gonna be even worse

  • @mickeysalah1916
    @mickeysalah1916 Před 3 lety +154

    I was watching this and my friend's little brother who's 5 came and said "I'm pretty sure walls are older".

  • @andreheinrich7443
    @andreheinrich7443 Před rokem +64

    THIS will never get old .... greetings from germany 🤣😂

    • @paulawilder8368
      @paulawilder8368 Před rokem +7

      As an embarrassed American, I want to apologize for Trump.

    • @danamarvelstar
      @danamarvelstar Před rokem

      Same here. I wouldn’t of voted for him if I could at the time (I was under 18 at the time)

    • @rosethxr
      @rosethxr Před rokem

      same 💀😂

    • @joaogacia6508
      @joaogacia6508 Před rokem

      @@danamarvelstar eighteen ??? really in my country people now can vote at 16 greetings from portugal

    • @danamarvelstar
      @danamarvelstar Před rokem

      @@paulawilder8368 if you voted for him, then I understand your apology. And I accept. If you didn’t vote for him, there is no need to apologize. Their was no way we could of known at the time he would do all those things.

  • @garypickford2313
    @garypickford2313 Před 4 lety +4228

    “If you can’t explain it to a six-year-old, you don’t understand it yourself. “
    - Albert Einstein

    • @emoquent9447
      @emoquent9447 Před 4 lety +80

      He never said that

    • @allahstan4171
      @allahstan4171 Před 4 lety +58

      @@emoquent9447 lol get wooshed

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou Před 4 lety +42

      @@allahstan4171 That's not being "whooshed"

    • @garypickford2313
      @garypickford2313 Před 4 lety +164

      “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. “
      - Albert Einstein

    • @gurusmurf5921
      @gurusmurf5921 Před 4 lety +211

      @@emoquent9447 "Most quotes on the internet are accurately attributed." -Abraham Lincoln

  • @shwanagarner3966
    @shwanagarner3966 Před 3 lety +1585

    I still cannot not believe over 70 million people wanted him to stay in office. What an embarrassment 🤦

    • @shwanagarner3966
      @shwanagarner3966 Před 3 lety +61

      And millions lost their jobs, and over 450,000 have died. So really!

    • @aguywithalotofopinions412
      @aguywithalotofopinions412 Před 3 lety +26

      Fox might’ve had a hand in that

    • @cherokeenevin3763
      @cherokeenevin3763 Před 3 lety +92

      @Nagato972 Trump makes a few thousand jobs and we're all supposed to polish his boots with our tongues for it, but then Biden kills a few thousand jobs to stop a huge amount of man made climate change and he "isn't any better" than the man who put thousands of children in concentration camps, and lost all their parents in war torn, cartel run countries so that we can't even release them?

    • @davidwinston8122
      @davidwinston8122 Před 3 lety +7

      Sorry. When ddi that ever happen.

    • @davidwinston8122
      @davidwinston8122 Před 3 lety +1

      Nagato972

  • @loiscurry1020
    @loiscurry1020 Před rokem +39

    Trevor you slay me ,my stomach hurt s everytime I listen to your show you're great at this. Much love. Keep it up my friend.

  • @crazylector
    @crazylector Před rokem +9

    "Stop that pigeon. It's headed to the kremlin." I died.. :D

  • @lorelaiclubb559
    @lorelaiclubb559 Před 3 lety +1564

    As an actual cancer survivor, him saying the sound windmills make cause cancer disgusts me. This man is an embarrassment 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @dawsonmondell1252
      @dawsonmondell1252 Před 3 lety +55

      He was stupid to say that

    • @ralral3545
      @ralral3545 Před 3 lety +50

      He's a DISGUSTING TRAITOR.

    • @TheTunaMaster
      @TheTunaMaster Před 3 lety +78

      i know how you feel . it took three thousand stitches to put me back together after they removed the tumor. and that dumbass margenalizes everything

    • @calmshorefilms1960
      @calmshorefilms1960 Před 3 lety +35

      Sorry you had to hear that. congratulations on your fight. God bless

    • @martybaldwin7844
      @martybaldwin7844 Před 3 lety +5

      TheTunaMaster It sounded to me like trump was being sarcastic about the windmills causing cancer.

  • @cy3970
    @cy3970 Před 4 lety +4904

    I used to watch Tom and Jerry for laughs, now I watch the news

  • @nelinotakam2621
    @nelinotakam2621 Před rokem +34

    It kinda funny to rewatch this part on how you said he's walking with secrets documents and have him investigated for it right now😅😅😅😅

  • @princiiemalesa8830
    @princiiemalesa8830 Před 2 lety +5

    "I said 'do they all have wheels? '" 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @cristinadamian9942
    @cristinadamian9942 Před 4 lety +1390

    Thank you America for an endless supply of comedy during these hard times

    • @alcoholic402
      @alcoholic402 Před 3 lety +24

      You're welcome

    • @blakelondon1
      @blakelondon1 Před 3 lety +24

      I'm glad we could help.

    • @willmeariver7079
      @willmeariver7079 Před 3 lety +10

      It's funny until some country gets blown up. And which country do you live in? I'm just asking for the president.

    • @cristinadamian9942
      @cristinadamian9942 Před 3 lety +53

      WILLMEARIVER oh it’s fine, your president is only good for Twitter fights when it comes to things like that. I’m from Romania, which you probably haven’t heard of, but we’re doing pretty well here in Europe. 😊

    • @bridgetkane2856
      @bridgetkane2856 Před 3 lety +19

      @@cristinadamian9942 we've heard of Romania. I don't know much else about it, but I have heard of it.The American public school system is sad.

  • @topand.s7220
    @topand.s7220 Před 3 lety +777

    Why am i feeling so embarrassed watching this. I'm not even American

    • @kerriganm
      @kerriganm Před 3 lety +42

      Save us! From ourselves! Never before have I so wished I was Canadian...

    • @Poemi10304
      @Poemi10304 Před 3 lety +31

      As an American, I’m not feeling embarrassed. I feel rage and hopelessness. @Kerrigan: Also been thinking I’d be better off Canadian.

    • @trevorjolls1480
      @trevorjolls1480 Před 3 lety +15

      Topan D.S It’s embarrassing that anyone even voted him.

    • @trevorjolls1480
      @trevorjolls1480 Před 3 lety +10

      Kerrigan McCarthy I wanna move to Canada, too

    • @sunnyqueen5685
      @sunnyqueen5685 Před 3 lety +6

      On the other hand I guess there's me, a Spaniard who just feels glee at seeing we are not the only country who had/has elected a dumbass for President.

  • @darenblackshire2827
    @darenblackshire2827 Před rokem +48

    Love your show,your channel and you! We really enjoy your dedication to all of the people! “TREVOR NOAH FOR PRESIDENT!!!”

  • @skankhunt420
    @skankhunt420 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Secret documents not only in his pocket 😂

  • @MasterPourKnowP
    @MasterPourKnowP Před 4 lety +261

    Sucks when I'm on line buying food and suddenly I remember I forgot my "papers".

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 Před 4 lety +1

      hahaha

    • @janen7385
      @janen7385 Před 4 lety +10

      OI ! WHERES YOUR LICENSE FOR THAT ORANGE ?!

    • @allhumansarejusthuman.5776
      @allhumansarejusthuman.5776 Před 4 lety +1

      How do you do that without your 5g? You cannot forget your papers with your 5g. Huuuge tactical advantages. The bigleast. But first you need the 4g and the 3g.

    • @janen7385
      @janen7385 Před 4 lety +4

      Then, then don't forget, there's the 6th and 7G. There will be OranGe, too.

    • @WBoneB
      @WBoneB Před 4 lety +3

      You dont need papers, just a mark on your forehead would work. Hah

  • @graffitiwomen
    @graffitiwomen Před 4 lety +765

    Yes, of course, the lady at Walmart always checks my grocery ID, when I buy oranges or whatever? 😂😂

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak Před 4 lety +48

      I quit my job at the local mini-golf place when I learned the sound of windmills causes cancer! 😄😆

    • @HongFeiBai
      @HongFeiBai Před 4 lety +5

      Only if you're under 40 😂

    • @firoferva6761
      @firoferva6761 Před 4 lety +9

      *origins

    • @swanky_yuropean7514
      @swanky_yuropean7514 Před 4 lety +17

      Excuse me ma'am. Do you have a license to buy Oranges? I thought so. Jimmy lock her up in grocery jail. 😉

    • @tomt6963
      @tomt6963 Před 4 lety +8

      Don't tell Don, that there is a WALLMart

  • @ellenjo86324
    @ellenjo86324 Před 2 lety +38

    Trevor is a treasure. He is a consistently laugh-out-loud hilarious.

  • @grimmSOL
    @grimmSOL Před 2 lety +189

    Now that we have a bit of normalcy, again, I like going back to these.
    It's like the Trump administration was the blooper reel of American democracy. 😂

    • @criticalroleace2846
      @criticalroleace2846 Před rokem +12

      This is the perfect analogy!

    • @karaoketown6503
      @karaoketown6503 Před rokem +1

      So don't you miss Trump in the office and brilliant comedians like Trevor Noah giving us the sad news in a way to make us laugh? Maybe that's why Trevor had to leave the show, the material had dried out with Trump out of the Oval Office.

    • @bdillz7195
      @bdillz7195 Před rokem +1

      @@karaoketown6503 Trevor had wanted to leave prior to covid but it actually had the worst/best results for 🇺🇸 us I'd say cause we got to enjoy the last moments of lockdown with
      donald j duck/trump

    • @nathanvalaneildaniel3123
      @nathanvalaneildaniel3123 Před 9 měsíci

      Lol you call Bidens Leadership normality? Atleast the rest of the world respected America under trump...the rest of the world views America as a joke because of Biden!

    • @beverleyheadley-glover371
      @beverleyheadley-glover371 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Hey Trev. Former Prez. Doesn't understand that people are empathetic with his cause to save his company. Sad so sad

  • @blakedurston
    @blakedurston Před 4 lety +506

    I’m 17 now, and I remember when I was like 7 I told my dad that I was sad that there was nothing interesting happening in the time I was living in. He witnessed Germany’s reunification, his parents witnessed the moon landing, but for me there was nothing. Now I realize I was wrong. I definitely have something to tell my kids about.

    • @TheXarus
      @TheXarus Před 4 lety +8

      You can tell them about how I'm depressed

    • @AliceNsWonderland
      @AliceNsWonderland Před 4 lety +24

      I hope you'll register to vote as soon as you turn 18! "This" is what happens when so many people assume "someone else will vote, I don't need to"

    • @brandonsmith7007
      @brandonsmith7007 Před 4 lety +40

      No offense bud but we have literally been at war your whole life, had our first black President in your lifetime, and a special needs person as President after that! Youve been alive for tonnes!!

    • @saramcknz
      @saramcknz Před 4 lety +7

      “It was supposed to be space travel. It was supposed to be space travel.”

    • @chickenflower4829
      @chickenflower4829 Před 4 lety +1

      TheXarus and cured by watching American politic news

  • @undine8750
    @undine8750 Před 3 lety +527

    10:33 "I have an instinct for science" seems like an oxymoron. Isn't science about rejecting instinct and gut feelings in favor of experimentation and evidence based conclusions?

    • @P.H691
      @P.H691 Před 3 lety +24

      Apparently, people don’t acknowledge science despite science helping humanity evolve. Ignorance is still strong, which is kinda stupid

    • @ShizakuIzaiyoi
      @ShizakuIzaiyoi Před 3 lety +31

      anyone who actually thinks you can have an instinct for science probably wouldn't know enough about science to realize that its an oxymoron.

    • @paulbunyangonewild7596
      @paulbunyangonewild7596 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ShizakuIzaiyoi like they would know what that word means

    • @myrizg
      @myrizg Před 3 lety +4

      The best way of demonstrating his ignorance!

    • @n484l3iehugtil
      @n484l3iehugtil Před 3 lety +2

      Replying without any context: Science does need some creativity in realising how to solve problems. If you solve enough problems, you build up an "instinct" of what to look out for. tbh applies to any field of study.

  • @asif25600
    @asif25600 Před rokem +20

    I really miss Trevor Noah as the host of The Daily Show 😢

  • @dianaspivey9430
    @dianaspivey9430 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Travel Barbie Outfit....
    I can't no more😂😂😂😂

  • @terencedove5047
    @terencedove5047 Před 3 lety +537

    Either Mark Twain or Abraham Lincoln once said: "It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."
    Donald Trump opened his mouth, and...

    • @christianabonyan7574
      @christianabonyan7574 Před 3 lety +15

      Common woman?... devil...blah blah... people who bring religion in every conversation are delusional.... and who is calling Ghana a shithole?... Hahaha..I dont blame you... pray we continue to be shitholes so u benefit...but the day we come out of that supposed shithole..am not sure it is gonna be easy for the world... Mother Africa is at the centre of the world..Everyone taps into her resources.... so be grateful...and it amazes me that people are soo ignorant combined with arrogance to not find out stuff for themselves.....At the end of the day we the shitholes dont make weapons of mass destruction.... U make them and sell them to these countries so they destroy themselves and become the shitholes, you easily benefit from.😊

    • @itzystreamingplaylistsonch5471
      @itzystreamingplaylistsonch5471 Před 3 lety +4

      99.9% sure it was Mark Twain. We had to sing a short song about it in choir ^^.

    • @skyym3629
      @skyym3629 Před 3 lety +2

      @@christianabonyan7574 .... Well, you sure did blow the argument of "the U.S. is to blame for Mexicos cartel violence, drug smuggling, and murders" because the Americans use and want their drugs so bad, that poor Mexico has no choice and are not to blame. lolololol.
      It sucks when you can't have your cake and eat it too, huh?
      Actually do worry about it, I'm sure this is way too much over your head for you to even understand.

    • @automaton1740
      @automaton1740 Před 3 lety +4

      @@skyym3629 okay so, this might come as a shock to you, but the cartel system is something called a "market" which means that both sides are getting something out of it. The cartel produce and sell drugs to americans, yes, but that market only exists because Americans are buying their drugs.
      The cartel system exists because the US government banned the possession of those drugs and never provided the resources required for Americans to shake the addiction.
      Both sides made mistakes, Mexico definitely hasn't stamped out the seeds of corruption in their government as much as is needed (though they literally couldn't, as damn near everyone in power gets some amount of money from the cartels, and the cartels have immense influence within the population.) and the USA has consistently failed to provide the support and resources to allow addicts to recover and has increasingly criminalized and militarized their "war on drugs," forcing the cartels to become increasingly violent and ruthless in their attempts to protect their own lives.
      It's a shitty and complex issue, don't treat it like Mexico was just forcing its drugs in the US. Both nations have failed in multiple areas when dealing with the issue.

    • @cuac5869
      @cuac5869 Před 3 lety

      @@automaton1740 finally someone sane that understands the problem. If there were no demand there wouldn't be supply. You can't just kill out the drug problem. Banning it and then blaming it on other countries does not solve it. You have to bring it to light and address the issue from both sides. Literally all the government is doing now is persecuting drug offences and killing criminals. There is no support to decrease drug addiction (demand) and there is no actions against corruption that supports the cartels (supply).

  • @willmeariver7079
    @willmeariver7079 Před 3 lety +3350

    The really scary thing is, about half of the citizens think he is smart.

    • @thevampirecielphantomhive2342
      @thevampirecielphantomhive2342 Před 3 lety +247

      @bill Johnson Being the President doesn't mean your smart. It just means you convinced people to vote for you which in this case is like fooling morons which isn't hard at all.

    • @bobs182
      @bobs182 Před 3 lety +159

      @bill Johnson Yes, Trump has a talent for being a con man.

    • @judithtakens
      @judithtakens Před 3 lety +137

      I think they like him because they can finally understand and level with their president

    • @willmeariver7079
      @willmeariver7079 Před 3 lety +69

      @bill Johnson Never, and I'm still smarter than a Trumpdumpster and the garbage within.

    • @shaniseclarke3270
      @shaniseclarke3270 Před 3 lety +48

      You got to be kidding me!!! Sometimes I wonder if he has a brain

  • @Riclaval
    @Riclaval Před 3 lety +19

    The wheels and walls talk was donsplaining with cryptic hints that they'll make a single part of the wall on a single set of wheels going around the border, to safe costs.

  • @sharontaylor662
    @sharontaylor662 Před rokem +7

    Choking on laughter!!!! Trevor, you capture the essence perfectly of this man's idiocy, idiosy odyssey....he cannot be real! No, he IS real, it's the ppl who supported and voted for him that are unreal. The Three Stooges fan club!

  • @anonagain
    @anonagain Před 4 lety +219

    5G? Some of us in rural America still don't have any cell phone coverage or what the rest of the world defines as broadband internet. Maybe we should work on that first?

    • @PabloSanchez-qu6ib
      @PabloSanchez-qu6ib Před 4 lety +29

      Don't worry, it will trickle down.

    • @baconous689
      @baconous689 Před 4 lety +1

      I like that idea

    • @allhumansarejusthuman.5776
      @allhumansarejusthuman.5776 Před 4 lety

      Ikr?
      ....
      They are gonna end up waiting till direct cell to satellite is a thing creating global coverage....
      Ant they?

    • @anonagain
      @anonagain Před 4 lety +7

      @@PabloSanchez-qu6ib 'Trickle' is a good word for rural internet speeds in the US. But I'm tired of getting trickled down on by the 1% - only the President likes that. ;)

    • @pacovasda5955
      @pacovasda5955 Před 4 lety

      @@allhumansarejusthuman.5776 that already exists hadn't even watching the news Elon musk just put up a set of many many many many many satellites to do that very thing.

  • @TheKrazeeLadee
    @TheKrazeeLadee Před 4 lety +459

    My favourite: "It's on an island...... surrounded by....... water. Big water. Ocean water."

    • @neverendingtoasterbath956
      @neverendingtoasterbath956 Před 4 lety +38

      Krazee Ladee the water isn’t just any water... it’s the bigliest water

    • @name3j8
      @name3j8 Před 4 lety +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @vladovojtas3441
      @vladovojtas3441 Před 4 lety +1

      Indigo island with Grace of god and Adi ocean

    • @lenawebb-bey3642
      @lenawebb-bey3642 Před 4 lety +15

      Krazee Ladee pitiful. When are his supporters wake up and REALLY listen to what he is putting out. This guy is dumb as a rock! Apologies to any rock feeling insulted.

    • @mysterymeat586
      @mysterymeat586 Před 4 lety +5

      I lost it when Gen Grant "went in and knocked the hell out of everyone!". I'm glad I wasn't drinking out of my coffee cup when I heard that.

  • @firstname__lastname
    @firstname__lastname Před 3 lety +9

    Urgh. I needed this today soooo bad. 😆😆😆 Please do more!

  • @zoehurst6067
    @zoehurst6067 Před rokem +23

    Looking back at this and see that he could be carrying secret documents is funny

  • @ethanyork3037
    @ethanyork3037 Před 4 lety +723

    I started out laughing but around the 10 minute mark it just became depressing

    • @smurfhelms68
      @smurfhelms68 Před 4 lety +16

      Took me about 6 to stop laughing lol

    • @tammynesbit4352
      @tammynesbit4352 Před 4 lety +8

      Totally depressing

    • @onlyplayaseattacoswiththei9433
      @onlyplayaseattacoswiththei9433 Před 4 lety +12

      I stopped after "ID for groceries" smmfh!

    • @Strong9731
      @Strong9731 Před 4 lety +20

      It is depressing. It get even more depressing after reading comments from his supporters.

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- Před 4 lety +4

      laughter and tears are way beyond me now... Apathy remains, which was the goal I guess.

  • @bonjourparis5073
    @bonjourparis5073 Před 4 lety +317

    English is my third language. After seeing this! I gained my confidence...
    Merci monsieur le president.

    • @songmei2938
      @songmei2938 Před 4 lety +6

      Best comment! Thank you!

    • @radiatorbacon5239
      @radiatorbacon5239 Před 4 lety +10

      At least we all know what you mean. 😂 sometimes Trump doesn't even know what Trump is trying to say.

    • @nevershutup684
      @nevershutup684 Před 4 lety +3

      Isn’t it, merci monsieur le/el presidento? Gotta have an o on the end in honor of Trump’s close relationship with Mexico.

    • @tundrawomansays5067
      @tundrawomansays5067 Před 4 lety +7

      Trump’s is Italian: “Gelato is my hairspray: It’s strong enough to hold down an orange weave. Except in the wind. Then the spaghetti gets el dented.”

    • @calgal5752
      @calgal5752 Před 4 lety +4

      Bonjour Paris Please keep in mind that the majority of Americans aren’t as stupid as Trump.

  • @reneeochoa1015
    @reneeochoa1015 Před 2 lety +16

    Noah, I have not 😂 laughed so hard. Thank you for the laughter.

  • @bhagyeshkotian1747
    @bhagyeshkotian1747 Před 2 lety +44

    Those were the best 4 years of non-stop entertainment.

  • @OmegaSeraphim
    @OmegaSeraphim Před 4 lety +364

    And why is his behavior so accepted? Other countries are laughing at us!

    • @icin4d
      @icin4d Před 4 lety +34

      Because of his lunatic 30% followers that many believe he is the second coming of the Christ.

    • @myriamickx7969
      @myriamickx7969 Před 4 lety +8

      icin4d : If so, they have a very poor and un-Christian notion of Christ’s first coming...

    • @meganmango9767
      @meganmango9767 Před 4 lety +14

      icin4d it’s creepy as hell!!!! If those people actually read the Bible or the Quran they would see him for the beast he is. This is almost exactly like 1984, by George Orwell.

    • @meganmango9767
      @meganmango9767 Před 4 lety +23

      Honestly trump has divided my family. My uncle used to be the coolest human. Idk what happened but now he’s blatantly racist & hateful. It must be exhausting to harbor that much hate in your entity but he manages it I suppose. I don’t want to be overly dramatic but jeeeeeez. We’re living in prewar Germany. It’s just darker colors. I pray. I couldn’t figure out how to end that sentence. I pray for all of us. What a sad joke 😩

    • @uknwselfmade9694
      @uknwselfmade9694 Před 4 lety +6

      And most of us are laughing at him... Cause with a lie this big, you just got to ride it out....

  • @LoveDoesConquerAll
    @LoveDoesConquerAll Před 3 lety +1006

    "trump sounds like he's doing a book report and didnt read the book" im deaaadddd

    • @minarineplays4169
      @minarineplays4169 Před 3 lety +2

      LoveDoesConquerAll bruhhh that’s funny. Just like how Trevor is a news reporter that didn’t know his facts so he just made a show on TV

    • @engineeringmasters3953
      @engineeringmasters3953 Před 3 lety +19

      @@minarineplays4169 that was so unfunny. Trying to peel my eyes out🥴

    • @myrizg
      @myrizg Před 3 lety +2

      He actually does not make HOMEWORK. He is DUMB

    • @underscoredfrisk
      @underscoredfrisk Před 3 lety +4

      @@minarineplays4169 Hey man... why are you here

    • @DaMnWoude
      @DaMnWoude Před 3 lety

      Hologram. Wake up!

  • @freyastar4399
    @freyastar4399 Před 2 lety +4

    I was stuck for a minute.. “the oranges”.. I’m like the oranges?? Then when he said it again “the oranges of the story”.. I’m like the origin! Is that what he’s trying to say Lml 😂 no way

  • @user-rg5we4yh2h
    @user-rg5we4yh2h Před 3 lety +7

    Almost two years later, still making my monthly visit to this video cz i need this laugh so bad 😂😂

  • @butttons
    @butttons Před 4 lety +245

    Sorry Trevor, I can't endure this. My brain is melting.

  • @AnNgo-uk1gf
    @AnNgo-uk1gf Před 4 lety +427

    I'm surprised Trevor Noah didn't notice the guy in the background laughing when Trump talked about Grocery IDs haha.

    • @Natas327548
      @Natas327548 Před 4 lety +89

      I'm starting to think some of the people that show up aren't even conservatives they just want a good laugh

    • @sammybubba176
      @sammybubba176 Před 4 lety +23

      i did. and before they started laughing they were looking at each other and like...wtf?

    • @syndeytishbaayeh409
      @syndeytishbaayeh409 Před 4 lety +2

      Right lol

    • @jocelynchoong7956
      @jocelynchoong7956 Před 4 lety +7

      The guy was laughing so hard in the background, I think he wet his pants:)))))))) Only Dotard needs an ID when he goes grocery shopping:)))))

    • @machetecockatoo6549
      @machetecockatoo6549 Před 4 lety +17

      Trump is the first president that I never actually look at when he's onscreen...because I'm too busy watching the reactions of everyone else around him. lol

  • @arcadion448
    @arcadion448 Před 3 lety +8

    7:19 - Yeah no. A wall came first, human beings would've made makeshift shelters to hide from the elements before making a wheel.

  • @kallmedom
    @kallmedom Před 7 měsíci +2

    Love and miss Trevor Noah with his fine self.

  • @shafflo
    @shafflo Před 4 lety +793

    I tried to stop, but each segment was better than the last. Very funny stuff.

    • @eleciarobinson6065
      @eleciarobinson6065 Před 4 lety +7

      Ikr

    • @eartianwerewolf
      @eartianwerewolf Před 4 lety +6

      I do not watch tv...I heard that this show was not that good through the grapevine. But this is hilarious .

    • @Telerian3
      @Telerian3 Před 4 lety +1

      It was the most long...

    • @mathiasj8182
      @mathiasj8182 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah... Trevor Noah knows what he is doing.

    • @wp2746
      @wp2746 Před 4 lety +1

      Indeed

  • @AchievewithA
    @AchievewithA Před 4 lety +320

    I listen to this at my office and I am at the front desk with tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. The struggle to not laugh obnoxiously loud is my struggle.

    • @djibra7724
      @djibra7724 Před 4 lety +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hiramjohnson9681
      @hiramjohnson9681 Před 4 lety +5

      Don't hold it in. Let's laugh 45, his family and the entire rethuglican party out of power. I want to hear you across the pond!

    • @GGEarly
      @GGEarly Před 4 lety +5

      Didn't think I'd laugh this hard, OMG!
      😂😭🤣😭😂😭😲😭😂🤣😭😂🤣

  • @drawyournameshow6400
    @drawyournameshow6400 Před 2 lety +5

    This is still gold specially the Abe Lincoln skit. - awesome job to all the comics on this show- Acosta as Grant was gold

  • @HimanshuPowar
    @HimanshuPowar Před 2 lety +7

    "The oranges of America have inspired me bigly" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lambro3001
    @lambro3001 Před 4 lety +540

    The wheel is older than a wall??? Mommy, I'm scared...

    • @wtype35
      @wtype35 Před 4 lety +11

      That's a good one, I'm going to use that one

    • @sapphireriddles6692
      @sapphireriddles6692 Před 4 lety +15

      Don't forget about how they havent changed because they work!

    • @HISBestLifeCoach
      @HISBestLifeCoach Před 4 lety +3

      Just "scared?"

    • @TimagesPhx
      @TimagesPhx Před 4 lety +12

      @@sapphireriddles6692 Walls work in many instances. I'm a carpentry contractor. But walls on borders? No chance. Being in construction in Arizona and knowing many migrants I can safely say you only find the tunnels by luck. There are more than a few. 🙂

    • @wepruitt3
      @wepruitt3 Před 4 lety

      I'm dead. Lol

  • @bergogliopapanatas8079
    @bergogliopapanatas8079 Před 3 lety +238

    Trump is the best living example of the phrase, "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." That must have been his father's motto for him.

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 Před rokem

      Yeah, & just when we thought Trump was the very worst president of all, along comes _BIDEN._ Unholy smokes! ! Well, tune in again next November when we have another election for idiot ("president") of the year. Maybe the White House can fall to even more stunningly lower lows than before 🤪🤪🤪

    • @laurietodd5422
      @laurietodd5422 Před 4 měsíci

      Absolutely

    • @ronaldviens7862
      @ronaldviens7862 Před 4 měsíci

      Naw, his dad's motto was--
      " 8 to 80, blind crippled or crazy. If they can't walk, drag 'em."

  • @frankaviza6362
    @frankaviza6362 Před rokem +7

    Very, very great, hilarious reel!!!!! I am a new BIG fan of Trevor Noah.

  • @mikek7050
    @mikek7050 Před 10 měsíci +5

    That comment on his "walking around with secret documents" has aged like fine wine

  • @aliceshtewi6280
    @aliceshtewi6280 Před 4 lety +2135

    Litterally my fav entertainment during quarantine is watching trump comedy😂😂

    • @bradleon1926
      @bradleon1926 Před 4 lety +21

      "what do you want me to do, swallow a lightbulb?"

    • @koevirel8350
      @koevirel8350 Před 4 lety +10

      Trump comedy is USA tragedy so honestly u guys don't have too much reason to laugh . To me that's same like passagers of titatinc laughing at captain of Titatinc, laugh all u want but this "ship" is sinking.......

    • @aliceshtewi6280
      @aliceshtewi6280 Před 4 lety +19

      @@koevirel8350 I get where you're coming from, and trust me whoever's laughing at this is not happy about Trump being president and destroying everything. However, comedy is a great way to deliver a message and entertain people and it's certainly not wrong to joke and laugh sometimes. The ones we should be worried about are those voting for him..

    • @damiano2211
      @damiano2211 Před 3 lety +3

      If USA wants the Italy's 5g, has must help Italy exit from Europe.

    • @cringeusername9705
      @cringeusername9705 Před 3 lety +5

      same

  • @montageENT
    @montageENT Před 4 lety +2055

    Finally I feel smart enough to be a president someday

    • @ashfoderBJJ
      @ashfoderBJJ Před 4 lety +66

      But only of USA

    • @smendes2004
      @smendes2004 Před 4 lety +17

      @@ashfoderBJJ your surname...it means "to fuck" in Portuguese, one of the most spoken languages in the world....be careful 😁😁😁

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 Před 4 lety +23

      @@atairiastoigrafiades6823 There's no such thing as beta or alpha amoung humans dumbass. But lets face the facts, Trump is a huge snowflake that gets triggered by just about everything.
      Exhibit A: Trumps Twitter feed.
      Case closed.

    • @mariesinging7654
      @mariesinging7654 Před 4 lety +7

      Unfortunately you have to be DUMB to be president..😱😱

    • @karlblume9419
      @karlblume9419 Před 4 lety +14

      Anyone smart enough to do that job is smart enough not to want it.

  • @syedjaffer435
    @syedjaffer435 Před 2 lety +11

    First I used to be sad then I found Trevor Noah's channel. Now I have a reason to laugh all the time.

  • @yoelamanuel6971
    @yoelamanuel6971 Před 2 lety +4

    i cant get enough of you

  • @cherishedvalor
    @cherishedvalor Před 3 lety +457

    Trevor has the best dimples. When he smiles and laughs it’s so adorable.

    • @fazzamuhammad3114
      @fazzamuhammad3114 Před 3 lety +1

      Greetings from the crown prince of Dubai and send me your email or your add me up in WhatsApp+447549038751

    • @zuzub-va9897
      @zuzub-va9897 Před 3 lety +4

      How in the hell can ANYONE think this man is SMART?

    • @squattingsolder3217
      @squattingsolder3217 Před 3 lety +10

      @@fazzamuhammad3114 scammer

    • @carow6402
      @carow6402 Před 3 lety +2

      Well wishers, Please help me pay Rent. Am honestly super stranded

    • @nishygold6661
      @nishygold6661 Před rokem

      ikr

  • @youngshady011
    @youngshady011 Před 4 lety +163

    Trevor Noah im really proud of you Man, keep up the good works....

    • @JudeScott007
      @JudeScott007 Před 4 lety +1

      Read his book if you haven't. It's so good.

  • @efootballmania
    @efootballmania Před rokem +3

    So much joy watching this piece of treasure. Truly exceptional 🤣

  • @ducatimidnight594
    @ducatimidnight594 Před 4 lety +417

    "The wheel is older than the wall" it's hard to look at anyone the same that I know who voted for this man...

    • @Sullaban
      @Sullaban Před 4 lety +4

      I know I didn't vote for the guy.
      czcams.com/video/97srjnrEw2E/video.html&authuser=0
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    • @Sullaban
      @Sullaban Před 4 lety +4

      Vegetables gross. One day I'll be president.
      czcams.com/video/LIiWTo-wKCg/video.html&authuser=0 czcams.com/video/eIqDF2caOCM/video.html&authuser=0 czcams.com/video/RwtfyF3ygJ4/video.html&authuser=0

    • @furry_tingzya505
      @furry_tingzya505 Před 4 lety +10

      I knew somebody who is republican and wanted to vote for him. Her mom said: “Go check out their pages.” And then she decided to vote Hilary

    • @furry_tingzya505
      @furry_tingzya505 Před 4 lety +1

      Truth Xposed I’m so sorry for your loss. ❤️❤️❤️

    • @furry_tingzya505
      @furry_tingzya505 Před 4 lety +1

      Truth Xposed I will!

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande Před 3 lety +320

    "American Politics, Ladies and Gentlemen."
    *_"The only cure for sadness."_*

  • @moneymachine100
    @moneymachine100 Před rokem +2

    When he drew on the Hurricane chart with a sharpy and thought people would believe it was already like that, lol

  • @mollylilly1403
    @mollylilly1403 Před 7 měsíci +1

    The part about the secret agreement in his pocket aged well 😂

  • @whynottalklikeapirat
    @whynottalklikeapirat Před 4 lety +137

    "A wheel is older than a wall" because ... In the early days everyone was just sitting around on the surface of the earth. Not tents, no huts, no longhouses, no wee dugouts, no branch fences, no messing around in caves, no shielding yourself from the elements with a bit of a leaf. Just sitting there in the wind. In the stone age. With a wheel.

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx Před 4 lety +7

      😂

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat Před 4 lety +14

      ​@@xxXthekevXxx They were harsh times - but happy. Something for any great nation to aspire to. House of Wheels.

    • @nekozimo
      @nekozimo Před 4 lety +6

      This comment made my day

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat Před 4 lety +1

      @ANNA M ROMEO I am afraid so O.O

    • @Emma-ob5oj
      @Emma-ob5oj Před 4 lety +4

      whynottalklikeapirat lmao 👏🏻👏🏻😂

  • @the_weekdaye
    @the_weekdaye Před 4 lety +117

    “Spirit Airlines: How are we not grounded?!” 😂😂

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +7

      Spirit Airlines: The ground has never looked safer.

    • @djtae808
      @djtae808 Před 4 lety +4

      That was hilarious 😀😅😂

    • @dpm2937
      @dpm2937 Před 2 lety

      @@couragekarnga8735 Spirit Airlines: Getting up your spirit

  • @jimwheeler9840
    @jimwheeler9840 Před 2 lety

    Oh my gosh. How did I miss this for so long? Priceless.

  • @vicentesalasii1480
    @vicentesalasii1480 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Love that Jon is back, but I miss Trevor. When he's in the zone, he's unstoppable.

  • @randyjax09
    @randyjax09 Před 4 lety +239

    That Drunk History segment was the best thing I’ve seen since he took office. 😂😂😂

  • @efzapp7
    @efzapp7 Před 4 lety +115

    Do I laugh? Do I cry? Damn, we are all screwed!

  • @flowbe1221
    @flowbe1221 Před rokem +3

    My favorite was @5:22 the Mexico agreement. Reminds me of the scene in the movie Training Day. When (Alonzo) Denzel Washington hands over the Hop Sins menu to Sandmans wife (Macy Gray) when she asked to see his search warrant.

  • @tomjones1267
    @tomjones1267 Před 2 lety +5

    Trevor's work ages well!

  • @leeromeronatalia3572
    @leeromeronatalia3572 Před 4 lety +543

    I can't believe how this person got to be president. Unbelievable!

    • @vladovojtas3441
      @vladovojtas3441 Před 4 lety +8

      Power of intention 😊

    • @ingelarson6738
      @ingelarson6738 Před 4 lety +25

      we are in deep shit!

    • @JaIch9999
      @JaIch9999 Před 4 lety +45

      Because Trump is as educated as his voters. They can relate.

    • @JoseRivera-xn9fg
      @JoseRivera-xn9fg Před 4 lety +8

      It happened because you libertards put up an extremist feminazi warmongering candidate to run for the presidency and we then decided to make you liberals pay for it with the Donald 😁 true story.

    • @winniethepooh4630
      @winniethepooh4630 Před 4 lety +19

      The stupid racist electoral college

  • @tumsfestival8027
    @tumsfestival8027 Před 4 lety +61

    Gawd putting all this craziness in a compilation really illustrates how shellshocked we are as a country. This level of stupidity has become normal 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @TinToeTimmyTime
      @TinToeTimmyTime Před 4 lety +3

      Yes. And therein lies the problem. Because Trump can AFFORD to be that stupid. But the people that follow him can't. Yet they persist 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @tumsfestival8027
      @tumsfestival8027 Před 4 lety +1

      B A he really can’t tho. The amount of cultural damage that has been done by this president will be felt for the next 50 years

    • @yoidkldk
      @yoidkldk Před 4 lety

      Lmao

  • @Observ45er
    @Observ45er Před rokem +1

    7:05 - Cars: "even the expenses ones."

  • @neondlalane5972
    @neondlalane5972 Před rokem +2

    i just love it when trevor goes after spirit airlines🤣

  • @hailey1440
    @hailey1440 Před 4 lety +70

    Ok but that drunk history was hilarious

  • @newtonnewton3551
    @newtonnewton3551 Před 3 lety +630

    trevor is gettin' us through the TOUGH times, it's better to laugh, than to CRY!!! LOLL

    • @hughjaanus6680
      @hughjaanus6680 Před 3 lety +1

      "it's better to laugh, then to CRY".........means first laugh, next cry.
      Did you mean it's better to laugh, than to CRY.
      Americans.......

    • @joieluck
      @joieluck Před 3 lety +3

      Then after we laugh and cry, we VOTE!

    • @ralral3545
      @ralral3545 Před 3 lety +3

      👍🤗Right ON 👍 Thanks👍✌😷✌

    • @hughjaanus6680
      @hughjaanus6680 Před 3 lety +1

      He edited the then for than. Yippee.

    • @SuperTruthful
      @SuperTruthful Před 3 lety

      true that

  • @a.r.r.i.9841
    @a.r.r.i.9841 Před 7 měsíci

    Love the first clip...the guy in the back on his right side couldn't contain his laughter. That was hilarious.😂

  • @tt-ki2dw
    @tt-ki2dw Před 8 měsíci +1

    A wheel a wheel works, my brain however...

  • @PagalNixon
    @PagalNixon Před 4 lety +249

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while. The "orangies" at the end was the best. ROFL

    • @Sullaban
      @Sullaban Před 4 lety +1

      I have not got that far into the video
      czcams.com/video/97srjnrEw2E/video.html&authuser=0
      czcams.com/video/96oQH3gFGQE/video.html&authuser=0

    • @buckbrown8501
      @buckbrown8501 Před 4 lety

      who will you vote for?

    • @PagalNixon
      @PagalNixon Před 4 lety +1

      @@buckbrown8501 irrespective of who do we vote things that matter most is keep the politicians in check through public voice that the power doesn't corrupt their abilities to make decisions that are conducisve to the welfare of the public. Dailyshow offers fresh and honest perspective through Trevor the comic relief

    • @josealcala2773
      @josealcala2773 Před 3 lety

      Pagal Nixon when he said orangies he’s talking about the cream he uses for his face lol

  • @dreww8941
    @dreww8941 Před 4 lety +322

    He needs to stop explaining how things work when he doesn’t really know

    • @Dave1507
      @Dave1507 Před 4 lety +26

      That's the problem, he really believes he does know, and everybody pointing out that he does not, is fake news.

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 Před 4 lety +21

      The point is our president should not be so stupid

    • @tbr9990
      @tbr9990 Před 4 lety +7

      the point is your president should simply stop speaking ...

    • @LaLaLonna
      @LaLaLonna Před 4 lety +4

      His narcissism won't let him.

    • @tracyhughes5092
      @tracyhughes5092 Před 4 lety +2

      Exactly! what's disturbing though is , no matter how illiterate his supporters are it would appear that this much ideocracy illiteracy & mendacious lunacy and lying would be unappealing. IDGF how much I believe "he speaks for me" as they claim; there is no fucking way I would continue to support such an embarrassment. It is clear that they are dealing with some sort of mental illness even to support this buffoon because they HATE liberals is mindless stupid & shows a lack of decency hence why everyone calls them IGNORANT. Look at his rallies they're poor & low middle class, old and trashy White folks , sorry but they are ! TEY HAVE NO CLUE TAHT HE IS THROWING THEM A RACIST BONE WHILE THEY CHASE IT LIKE DOGS HE STEALS FROM THEIR DUMB ASSES & GIVE THE MONEY TO HIS WEALTHY OLD AS FUCK WHITE CRONY'S! They are being used while technology steals their jobs they are blaming Hispanics when them dumb muthfucka's wouldn't pluck a chicken or pick a crab ! I swear these are the dumbest White Nationalist trash on earth

  • @gwyndolynfoster3805
    @gwyndolynfoster3805 Před rokem +1

    As opposed to a tremendously dry hurricane 😂😂😂

  • @AmberAmbwee
    @AmberAmbwee Před 4 lety +221

    You need an ID to buy groceries? 😂💀

    • @tomb613
      @tomb613 Před 4 lety +33

      Not yet but give the fascists time...

    • @pdizbon
      @pdizbon Před 4 lety +5

      Maybe in twitler's homeland of Russia ?

    • @pedroraveloclaveria5748
      @pedroraveloclaveria5748 Před 4 lety +2

      You need an I'd for buying alcohol or tobacco , car ,house, flight, school, guns, credit card open a bank account so why not ask for I'd when you are going to vote??

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Před 4 lety +5

      @@pdizbon Agolf Twittler you mean?

    • @pdizbon
      @pdizbon Před 4 lety +2

      @@pietrojenkins6901 yes

  • @MiTmite9
    @MiTmite9 Před 4 lety +744

    It's terrifying watching this and then trying to come to grips with the fact that this bumbling buffoon is our nation's leader. I miss Obama more and more every day.

    • @aleisaetheridge8682
      @aleisaetheridge8682 Před 4 lety +52

      I miss Obama , U know the days when We had a leader that was normal and from earth and human.

    • @joopreebiden6336
      @joopreebiden6336 Před 4 lety

      Trevor Noah can’t even have a good career in stand up. Has to work for Comedy Central to provide “news” as they call it. Sheep.

    • @janicejohnson6438
      @janicejohnson6438 Před 4 lety +40

      @@joopreebiden6336 For a comedian like Trevor Noah to work for Comedy Central is a dream job.

    • @SuperChad1313
      @SuperChad1313 Před 3 lety +21

      @@joopreebiden6336 you are not that important.

    • @ether.x6764
      @ether.x6764 Před 3 lety +43

      @@joopreebiden6336 I see you commenting on a bunch of Trevor Noah videos. It's okay to disagree, but you never say anything compelling, you just sound triggered man

  • @vungsuanmawi
    @vungsuanmawi Před 3 lety +2

    Oh boy i like your spirit so much. For me whenever i try to say something i used to think so much about others opinion.

  • @sachinsingh5100
    @sachinsingh5100 Před 11 měsíci +1

    "my cousin watched that sully movie once".... alright you land the plane!!!!!that got me laughing my head off!!!

  • @yoda55555
    @yoda55555 Před 4 lety +292

    This guy is really really talking to the level of his supporters.

    • @avigutierrez8948
      @avigutierrez8948 Před 4 lety +10

      No kidding😅.

    • @justindemont6062
      @justindemont6062 Před 4 lety +5

      Not all his supporters are racist idiots i know a woman who qualifies to be a saint she just supports........a carrot

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou Před 4 lety +26

      @@justindemont6062 Just because someone is a "saint" towards you, does not mean that person isn't a despicable being towards others.

    • @cannabizmo_kc3939
      @cannabizmo_kc3939 Před 4 lety

      You losers agreeing with a pc of shit bot🤣🤣🤣 stay in your safe place pussies

    • @tbarasa10
      @tbarasa10 Před 4 lety +11

      @@cannabizmo_kc3939 you have me lost...who are you referring to here?

  • @Chillaxa101
    @Chillaxa101 Před 3 lety +571

    If Trump gets voted out in November it will be a saaad sad loss for all TV comedy shows!

    • @philippb7028
      @philippb7028 Před 3 lety +94

      But a win for world peace.

    • @gratitudeamust2122
      @gratitudeamust2122 Před 3 lety +16

      @@philippb7028 💯💯💯💯

    • @wesleygordoncook432
      @wesleygordoncook432 Před 3 lety

      Bogus operators

    • @TR-IRL
      @TR-IRL Před 3 lety +23

      Mohammed Jubari whoever is next will enjoy a serious Halo effect from Trump's 4 year dumbassery.

    • @azzahssn3624
      @azzahssn3624 Před 3 lety +13

      Who knows he ll take again 😢 ill be very pissed if he become the president again.

  • @shilpajain2709
    @shilpajain2709 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I just can’t wrap my head around all the statement made, infact even a single word is just mind bottering😱

    • @shilpajain2709
      @shilpajain2709 Před 10 měsíci +1

      A leadership like that will surely be the fall of the whole world

  • @jrohit3
    @jrohit3 Před 3 lety +1

    That was awesome Trevor

  • @mori1bund
    @mori1bund Před 4 lety +199

    Fun fact: windmills make the exactly same low frequency noise as cars.
    So if windmills make you sick, living near any street or in a city would make you even sicker.

    • @ozzDeveveloperOpenForWork
      @ozzDeveveloperOpenForWork Před 4 lety +5

      Who lives near a windmill now a days????

    • @cowardtoe6532
      @cowardtoe6532 Před 4 lety +3

      mori1bund then why do highways have walls then? Windwills make exactly the same low frequency notice as cars but you left out that in reality cars when they go over 60 mph they make the same noice as windwills and Incase you didn’t know, people don’t go around the city going 60 mph. Your logic is I throw a stone it make a lot of sound but if I throw a baseball with all my strength it makes the same sound as the stone. So stone has the same frequency noice as baseball. This is not even a fact when you didn’t even specify the car speed or the wind mill speed. So the car can basically be going 2 mph while the windmill is turned off and they would be making the same amount of noice.

    • @michaeldiaz5469
      @michaeldiaz5469 Před 4 lety +2

      @@cowardtoe6532 why would a windmill make noise if it isnt on.....

    • @JP-qn5wy
      @JP-qn5wy Před 4 lety +3

      www.ge.com/reports/post/92442325225/how-loud-is-a-wind-turbine/

    • @michellejean11
      @michellejean11 Před 4 lety +5

      Anyone have a recording of windmills so we can send it to the stable genius.

  • @toniacollinske2518
    @toniacollinske2518 Před 4 lety +430

    Lawd, don't do any more compilations please! It's just too much all at once. My brain exploded.

    • @Girlhead
      @Girlhead Před 4 lety +9

      OMG I know.. it was just too much.

    • @HISBestLifeCoach
      @HISBestLifeCoach Před 4 lety +5

      I'm with you, but it helps the not too far gone persons that make up his base. I'm sure some of them watch Trevor.

    • @elizabethsherman6576
      @elizabethsherman6576 Před 4 lety +4

      @@HISBestLifeCoach I truly hope there are some if those people. If I spend too much time in the CZcams comments I start to wonder. I'm hoping that I'm just running into a vocal minority.

    • @derrickharvey5059
      @derrickharvey5059 Před 4 lety +4

      I'm stoned, and I make more fucking sense than Donald Trump.... WTF?!

    • @derrickharvey5059
      @derrickharvey5059 Před 4 lety +1

      I damn near died during the climate change portion!