I Had To Get Emergency Surgery - Off The Rails #18
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Old Dan: ... allegedly
Scorpion Chair Dan: every billionaire has killed people
The chair has taken him through the matrix and now he sees all. He doesn’t have time to say allegedly anymore 😂
Lmao exactly!
Lmao
Lmao! Good observation.
The thing is, I love it
Why are they throwing tomatoes at her?
Dan: “You know why.”
it's probably because she's vegan 😌
@@bootje99 must be that
I died after that
@@Kigoz4Life Tomato
@@bootje99 tomatoes are fruit though
"isn't art in the eye of the beholder?"
Dan "nobodies beholding this art"
I'm crying 🤣
BYE💀
For some reasons I read your comment as Dan saying that nobo dies, and I was trying to figure out what that could be in reference to when it dawned on me that it's nobody not nobo dies xD
IMO I like the drawings but would never spend more than a buck 50 on one of these 😂
@@katherinegarcia1662 you would buy his scribbles for 50 bucks? Jesus
@@jayce6172 a buck 50 is a $1.50 lmao
Jeff Bezos has definitely said "guards, seize him" at some point
Jake? 👀👀👀
HELL YES
Zack: I feel like she’s ascended
Dan: SHES THE WHOLE TENDER NOW 🤣🤣🤣
I snorted
Time stamp ?
@@convalts 6:08
@@TheLalalalani With jiggly chicken legs
I loled so hard 🤣🤣🤣
I need Zach to stack all the “5 percent” sound bites on top of each other, to creat the ultimate FIVE PERCENT 😂
YES!!
Omg lol
YES OMG
all twenty together to make it the one hundred
Yesssss
Lmao Dan “I actually like how they jiggle. Keep jiggling them.”
It’s a nice detail ngl I was impressed
“He’s a down to earth guy when he’s not in space” AB says the funniest shit under his breath lmao
The tomatoes being thrown at Trisha was funny, but hearing Zack’s laugh made me break out in laughter 😂🤣
I always thought the screeching in the background was Dan 🤣
HE WAS SO RED LMAOOOO
I was dying
Exactly 🤣😂
Zach was literally dying there 😂😂😂
Trisha having tomatoes thrown at her while meditating has me dead
*My content is better then H3 Podcast*
Prove me wrong? 😏
@@riskyy2657 wrong
@@riskyy2657 proved yourself
@@riskyy2657 wrong
@@riskyy2657 Wrong
“AB DID THAT EVERYONE SAW THAT” is my favourite sound bite. So fucking good hahahah
Where did it come from?
@@pongo1342 I actually don’t know. Whatever it was, Love sounds so sincere when he expresses it hahah
@@Brownholes it’s from when AB allegedly kicked love bot over
@@pongo1342 it’s from when AB kicked love bot
@@jayce6172 thank you! do you know what episode?
1:20:30 ethan typing "leonard decar", staring, and giving up immediately, defeated, had me in tears
How did I miss that? I had to go back to rewatch and now I’m dead 💀
So funny 😆
It’s happened to all of us 😂🤣
@@anastasiasantiago8385 i replayed it 20 times and it has not gotten any less funny 😭
I didnt even notice! Thank you for the time stamp 😅
Ethan trying to spell Leonardo DiCaprio and ending up with "leonard decar" followed by him immediately giving up LOL
These Ethan moments always take me out 😂
1:20:30 heeggeeheh
I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who noticed that
idk that's literally me doing any of my presentations 😭😭
“She’s the whole tender now”
*cuts to Love as a chicken* god not even 10 minutes in and I’m dying 💀💀
The way the legs moved 💀
he said, "the all-tender..."
Do you have the time stamp?😂
@@scarlettae592 6:20
Ethan having a Michael Scott moment yelling “Nooooo!” cause of Soflo had me fucking dying lmaooo
I was trying to find this comment!!
Ethan: "Why are people throwing tomatoes at her?"
Dan: "You know why."😂😂😂
I don't
@@isaiah3127 they’re throwing tomatoes at her because 1) they don’t like her, and 2) many feel that their meditation and diving into hare krishna is insensitive. Akin to her Jewish obsession when they were on frenemies
@@isaiah3127 Why is it important for someone to show the world her meditation?
Because they are a narcissist.
That's my reasoning for throwing tomatoes. But I'm not paying her money so I throw them in my mind.
That shot of Love with the chicken head jiggling while Trisha is going off in the background I am wheezing
5 mins into the show and Off the Rails already living up to its name
You should see a doctor
Turkey *
Turkey
@@kindasorta123 too plop
Not even 10 minutes in and we have Love as a chicken swaying to Trisha chanting ... this is why I love the show. 😂
Truly off the rails right out the gate 😂😂😂
Love jiggling his chicken legs holy crap 😂
Lmfao i love them too much man
wasn’t even a minute
Dan is slowly ascending into the matrix world through the scorpion chair.
Soon he'll create his own world and live in it.
The Danaverse
If we're lucky we ALL will live in it.
Zach really does such a good job w sound. I bet it’s really hard to get sound bites ready and well timed for it to be funny. It’s clear he’s very focused on the conversation and dynamic of the group. Hope u see this Zach!
Show wouldn’t be the same without him 🙌🏻
Takes the magic away when you find out that most of the jokes if not all are rehearsed, doesn't it? A few moments are due to good timing but the rest? Absolutely not
@@bellexox8864 how are they rehearsed? What makes you think that? I’m genuinely curious
@@laurat1012 ofcourse the whole show is planned/ most if not all the jokes are rehearsed. Its a show. A job🤦♀️
Aside from that, look at their faces when ethan says something he thinks is "funny". Ethan will drag a not funny joke on for several minutes, if u don't think he planned that ahead of time ur sadly mistaken.
@@bellexox8864 im sorry but that's just stupid lol. They plan the topics but not what to say exactly. U can totally tell they just say what's on their mind. And he drags it out cuz he doesn't wanna abandon a joke, he tries his best to turn it into something funny before abandoning it cuz he gets into it too deep sometimes. They do 4 or 5 podcasts a week that are multiple hours long. They would not be able to rehearse 🤣 they are just having real time conversations. I'm sorry but ur bad at reading pple and situations lol
TIMESTAMPS
1:20 - trisha
9:13 - soflo antonio
28:58 - youtube dislikes removed
46:08 - gary vee
1:15:20 - alpha male
1:18:44 - leo dicaprio & jeff bezos
1:27:30 - travis scott update
1:37:38 - fake hairline?
1:41:08 - bitconnect nft update
1:44:17 - barber fail
1:49:48 - height lengthening surgeries
Gods work
GOAT
This needs to be pinned. You’re doing gods work. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
LOVE U
Thank you. So no emergency surgery?
Zack giggling at Trisha’s “OOHHHMMMMMM” sound bite is everything
Hand kink hand kink hand kink 🥵
Ummm no, 5% is everything
@@dallascollins2713 please don’t assume my gender.
@@Milque_toast_ feel like you should tell the person instead of getting mad at them educate them?
@@Milque_toast_ anyways i thought it was hilarious too
The fact that Gary V says he worked every hour of his twenties and isn't aware of how sad that is shows how toxic his whole mentality and message is.
38:58
a soundbite of Ethan saying "this is very upsetting me" would be hilarious.
Especially if it got the disney editing treatment, "This is - very upsetting - Me!"
This is an intense episode. Ethan’s beanie came completely off his head.
🤣😆🤣
Usually it can hang on
@@dejamrt728 🤣🤣🤣
Every time he moves his beanie, it reminds me of Ray J's beanie 🤣
@@charlotte_stevens I o
Zach losing it over Trisha getting tomatoed is everything 🤣
Haha his giggling made my entire day
Time?
His giggling was so wholesome 😆
When Ethan starts going off about “where would we be without men” I cry Everytime 😭😂
"and everyone called me a fucking boomer" Dan screaming got me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Zack please make dan saying "and everyone called me a FUCKING boomer" a soundbite 🤣46:59
or cause it’s a sound bite just “FUCKING boomer!” 🤣
Iconic moment 💀
"What is that Love?"
"Its the whole shicken"
💀
Love please stand up 👏🏽
Actually so funny
LMFAO
Time stamp please I’m dying 💀💀
That was so funny!😂
Petition for Zach to soundbyte Ethan saying "This is very upsetting me" at 38:55
CZcams: We dont want creators to be upset.
Ethan: This is making me upset.
Zack: *plays sad music*
I’m actually sad they’re taking it away. I love looking at trishas dislike ratio it’s amazing
This comment 😂👏 this is the one
Commenting twice because, yes haha
that’s all i was thinking about the whole time 🥲
are you insane lul..
well cases like that are exactly why they're taking it away lol
These thumbnails are starting to look CRAZY convincing 😂😂
Cam is a fuckin master lol
Right I was concerned 😭
*My content is better then H3 Podcast*
Prove me wrong? 😏
@@naomii494 nah because now if something actually happens to these idiots I’m not gonna believe them now😭😂
@@emisolis4977 💀
I'm not going to lie, Ethan's reaction to SoFloAntonio's return is definitely me when I see SoFloAntonio return to the internet.
This deserves more recognition
Only the og’s get this
Honestly, H3 gets better every week and I think I'm losing weight from the calories I burn laughing so hard
I can NOT stop laughing at Trishas meditation and the fact that zach is cracking up just as hard as me,makes it even funnier 😂😂😂😂😂
Omfg it’s so amazing and the tomatoes 😂😂😂🍅🍅🍅
@@20tetsuo77 right?? I am still laughing😂😂
“This is good shit here my friends” 😭😭😭😭
I've never heard an "Om" like it.
There's never been a more suitable application for tomatoes.
she sounds like a ghost 💀💀💀
“She’s the whole tender now” 💀💀💀
Dan’s so funny
I CRIED 😭🤣
Ethan: why are there tomatoes being thrown at her?
Dan: you know why
I find myself doing Ethan’s impression of Jordan Peterson “Where would we be without men?!” alllll the time in my day to day life. No one gets it. No one laughs. That doesn’t stop me though. I still do it. All the time. I think it is helping to deal with and heal my anger issues with the patriarchal system that is our society.
cringe
Peterson sounds so much like Kermit that people think I'm impersonating him instead lol
hell fucking yeah. I do it so much my 3 year old son does it, it's the cutest shit ever.
@@lilgigglezXO imagining a 3 year old boy saying "where wld we be without men??" is fucking Sending me,
Probably because it's not funny. It helps you deal with your anger issues with the patriarchal system? If it's so corrupt then why don't you buck up and try to make an impact; something Peterson actually does. But you don't care do you? You'd rather be resentful and blame some nameless faceless entity for your issues
I’ve never heard Zach laugh like that before, it’s the best
*My content is better then H3 Podcast*
Prove me wrong? 😏
@@riskyy2657 shut up
@@riskyy2657 Nah, I'm good.
@@riskyy2657 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
Stop replying to spam bots, just report them
Ethan: why are they throwing tomatoes at her?
Dan: you know why 😆
*My content is better then H3 Podcast*
Prove me wrong? 😏
@@riskyy2657 nah
@@riskyy2657 BEEEEEEETA
@@goldguy4185 when did H3H3 talk about JLP
@@rreeeekk I'm also curious when this happened. I've heard the BETA soundbite so often on the show
I'm only 5 minutes in but zachs giggling until he's red in the face at trish being pelted with tomatoes made me laugh in a similar manner
SoFlo did indeed buy some guys named Michael's account. And he renamed it to antoniomichael, and then to antoniolievano, so he did a smooth transition lmao
Love wiggling as a whole chicken and Trisha’s sound bite “OOHHHMMMM” in the background was perfect 🤣😌😌
i screamed 🤣
I was looking for this comment, it was great
I was dying 🤣🤣🤣
*shicken
I love Love 😂
Loling so hard when Ethan was shouting at Soflo again. He literally can't keep getting away with it!
I came for Frenemies but stuck around for Hila, Ethan and the crew.
Anyway, I wouldn’t have known what they were talking about if I didn’t listen to the history of H3! Their career is really fascinating
Literally can't!
@@annalieseb.4419 is that a specific video?
@@kalpic11 “From Misfit to Hypocrite- H3H3 Productions’ Story (Ethan Klein)” by Joon the King. 😊
This is a great episode, Ethan just energetic and hating everything today, wholesome
I love how AB tries to cover Olivia's eyes whenever he googles something nsfw.
Big brother energy.
"He's a down to earth guy when he's not in space"
-AB about Jeff
Brilliant lol
Jeffrey bezos you mean
@@joshentertainment2Just Jeff because he's so relatable
Funny how it took Jeff saying a couple of bad comments about Ethan for Ethan to disown him instead of the fact that he, y’know, is a rape apologist, harassed the rape victim and almost doxxed the reporter. But yeah, “I just think Jeff is a good guy”.
@@ejhdbegbeidishdj9358 what?
@@ejhdbegbeidishdj9358 well maybe thats a good poin..... nah I third the what
You can tell Ethan's mood/energy by how he reacts to Zach's crazy intros 😄😅
Dan before the chair: come on guys we have a show to do
Ethan: let’s go to Dave and Busters.
Dan after the chair: Let’s wrap this shit up.
Ethan’s “what would we do without men” bit is my new favorite thing on the planet, it makes me fucking die laughing everytime
I was gonna like your comment but it's at 69
Same 😂😂
if they mention peterson in any context now my ears perk up and all i can think about is hoping that bit happens
@@makiya_hughes …i hate when people say this. it’s clearly not going to stay at 69 so what’s the point of commenting that unless you’re like 12 ??
@@User-nd3wl the point is theyre mentally like 12
AB saying "maybe he's feeding him" about the open mouth paternal Gary Vee kiss killed me
AB's little background comments are so funny 😭 the rest of the crew miss them most of the time but we'll always catch them🤚✊
@@frosty_teacup I love his side comments lol
Y’all just glazed over Elon’s shifty South African political dealings in order to keep his child lithium mines😩 that man has absolutely (allegedly) ordered some hits
Yeah him literally supporting a coup in Bolivia… like there’s definitely blood on his hands
In minecraft
Zack laughing at the Trisha meditation is killing me
I love Olivia she was such a good addition to the show. she just has the best energy
Cool Cali chick chic. Lol HELL YEAH
for real we needed olivia and sam !!
yess!! her makeup is so beautiful too
And the most caked on makeup.
@@gashkage22 you’ve commented about Olivia like 15 times on this channel that’s fab behavior
omg the "it takes that 5%" in the intro killed me 😭😭
literally 😫 I'm so glad that Zach encourages Ethan to troll on Trisha lmao
Isn’t it “he takes that 5%?”
It never gets old 🥲
i was deceased 💀😂
@Korn Dawg what?
Nothing makes my wife more happy then when i look deep into her eyes when i wake up and say "i'm so glad you are not shot in the face"
NFTs are the beanie babies of this generation.
I thought that about Bitcoin
No
Some beanie babies are still worth thousands
@@frumpyhooper697 yes the rare ones. If I had the money I would buy the beeple one but not every junk NFT. Because if there's a bubble it won't concern the top 5%.
Dan was fucking hilarious in this episode.
The scorpion really leveled him up
Usually he adds "allegedly" after every statement from Ethan but now he's basically like "yeah all these billionaires have killed people" LMAO
@@stratosphere94 that was so funny 😭
@@frosty_teacup I fucken love him. What a ride that convo was
Zach: “isnt art in the eye of the beholder?”
Dan: “nobody is beholding this art”
Screaming.
Ethan realizing how lit Dave and Busters is and then planning to go in the middle of talking about astroworld is the funniest thing ever to me lmao. Olivia: “do u wanna go?” Hahahahahaha
I can’t wait for the day Ethan just says fuck it and does the Trisha episode. maybe a content court?
Hila won’t let him. It’ll cause too many problems between her brother and herself. But I wish he would too
Love the fact people were throwing tomatoes at Trisha while she’s making quivering noises
*My content is better then H3 Podcast*
Prove me wrong? 😏
@@riskyy2657 impossible
@@riskyy2657 not even close my man
Lmaoooo
I came
I reject the pet name of Warren Buffet being "Daddy Buffet" when it should so clearly be "Buff Daddy"
🏆🥇
I'd like to dig into that buffet.
Sidenote: Olivia's makeup and hair are absolutely gorgeous 😍❤
TBH she's got that makeup caked on, too much
I love her make up and hair! She’s beautiful and funny 😍
@@seanceknowles2911 100%😍💫
If Ethan ever had to actually get emergency surgery or something. We would never see it coming 😂
Nobody laughs at ABs jokes but he’s so funny
Funnier than Ethan ngl huge ab fan. Would follow that dawg fr fr
Eehhhhh......
He’s extremely funny but it takes a second to get his jokes I think
I think its cause he sometimes comes in nervous and usually what he says is subtle but it aaaalways gets me ahha
@@peej8541 this is def ab’s alt acc can’t trust 🤭
"Shes ascended now. Shes the whole tender" 😂😂😂😂
I love AB takes that are seemingly off, but later turn out to be not far off. Like he catches that a think is happening and reads the trends
i love hearing love talk more and put in his opinion on topics
“He’s a down to earth guy when he’s not in space” AB WHY DID NOBODY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT
I’m sick of AB not getting credit where it’s due!
I don’t remember even hearing that :(
AB also did the same challenge where you imagine your family being shot in the face with love. It’s like they just forget about him. :(
I just got it lmao
Simpin’ ain’t easy.
We need a new bracket for soundbites asap… with Trisha’s meditation OOOOHHMMM, what would we do without men, he takes that 5%, RKelly passport and shots we have SO much to rank again.
they should do one every year or twice a year
Omgggg yes
Oh that music thing they had fans do a few months back? I didn’t remember the name of that contest. But I was literally thinking about that today outta nowhere haha. but yes I agree!! Would be fun!!
Yess please!!
AB did that everyone saw that is my fave
Dan needs to lay back in the chair for a full show lol
what kind of psychopath draws with a sharpie on printer paper without something underneath it.
Ethan’s rage throughout this entire podcast is both hilarious and worrying. Don’t burst a blood vessel, my dude.
Serious at one point was giving SkreemStar’s vegan rant a run for its money hahaha
I'm glad someone else noticed
This OTR was like the most aggro lmao
He’s probably playing it up a bit for comedic effect
Love is getting more confident and funnier by the day , legend x
I love Love
With peace and love, I'm in love with Love ❤️
I’m happy they moved him to AB’s cam so we get to see more of him
Lovebot kills it with the subtle jokes. Loved the chicken wiggles 🍗
Y’all saying A BEARD ON YOUR FACE would HURT MORE than hair ON YOUR 🐱 BEING WAXED OFF???? YEAH NO DAN
I literally feel disappointed when the ep is less than 3 hrs... its amazing how entertained I can be just watching people talk lol they're the best
Dan: "Um, I believe she's into Eastern mysticism and meditation now"
Trisha: *"OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"*
Im dead! 🤣😭
@Korn Dawg are u okay bro?
@Korn Dawg are you stroking out? Should I call someone for you?
@@DisappointingPorn nah that's just kav kav from his 998th burner account lol
@Korn Dawg dude thinks he's got some conspiracy shit on the
backburner
@Korn Dawg Tee hee.
I love Love's new spot behind AB!!
3:54 Zack’s laugh 😄
I enjoyed how the thumbnail photo of ethans “emergency surgery” its arm lipo 😂😂
I freaking died at this comment 😭😂
It looks like the exact reverse image of a recent Ace Family thumbnail.
@@StephanieRuby09 omg nice catch! haha
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When’s YT getting a save comment feature??
The thumbnail looks exactly like the one from ace family about Catherine’s surgeries 💀 I love how they used it hahaha
Trish meditating sounds like me trying to start the old Ford on a cold winter day 🤣
AB: He's just a down-to-earth guy.. when he's not in space
The fact none of them even acknowledged how good of a joke that was
-Grand philosopher clout king 😔🙏
It took me a sec but I don’t even think AB realized how witty it was haha
trisha meditating just sounds like me trying to start my '99 4runner
4 runners are dope I miss mine
@@Ashley__Rose yeahh mine doesnt drive too well much anymore tho lmao
☠☠☠☠
sounds like my 5yo fan trying to make it thru summer
never had issues with your videos not showing up just from liking and subbing, but for the first time ever im clicking the bell.
As someone who struggles with intrusive thoughts about love ones dying due to trauma I would never wish those thoughts on anybody. I get what’s he’s saying about appreciating every moment and day with the people you love and never taking them for granted but actually visualizing it everyday is so beyond terrifying and an awful feeling
Hi Brianna. I have just seen your comment and I deal with this daily too. It’s exhausting and I can empathise with you on how terrifying it is. I really hope you get the support and help needed as therapy has helped me so much :)
Ethan getting surgery to reduce his huge, hyper-masculine, godlike hands to regular sized human hands is such a humble move.
*My content is better then H3 Podcast*
Prove me wrong? 😏
here before it inevitably gets pinned
PLEASE ✋🏻😭
have you seen that hairline though?
Ethan has baby hands and Trisha arms
Dan does look like an NFT and that was an underrated AB joke
its so great to see love speak a little louder and have a little more to say when he has the chance
One of the best off the rails episodes yet! So much natural humor packed in. Love it guys
Bro the amount shade dan keeps throwing at trisha has me rolling!
Poor guy had to deal with her BS working with her for months 😭
@@jocelynrobertson1836 dan is a smart guy and I'm sure he hated every bit of her being there. You could hear Dan's eyes roll when she would say stupid things.
Who else appreciates Ethan and Hila for staying so committed to their job? Now they are having a baby and Ethan is being so positive about his surgery. Omg they grow up so fast
*My content is better then H3 Podcast*
Prove me wrong? 😏
@@riskyy2657 booooo!! 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
@@riskyy2657 No and no?
What the fuck are you even talking about
What surgery?
I like that Love actually fought back on you with some of your takes. The other cast members agree too much.
Same. Always good to have discourse.
Dan and AB also been disagreeing with some takes
@@vosabekim He's also all for the poop talk so eh.
@@sirmel11 That I do agree with...
If Dan wasn't there to cut the show we'd be getting 4 hour off the rails and 6 hour podcasts... ;)
I appreciate the growing amount of AoT stickers on AB's monitor. Sasageyo!
I’m saluting right now 😂
@GenieMini 🙏🏽
He wore a Mikasa shirt in the last ep too! ♥️
@GenieMini OMG IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE!!!!?!??!?!
*throws hand on heart* はい！