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If you look closely you can notice that there is a framed picture of a headline saying that Ryan Kavanaugh was accused by his business partner of running a Ponzi Scheme.
Fun fact - he is the owner of this Triller app (the same one that Kevin Hart no longer uses).
ikr
Is there an article for that I feel like I read it somewhere
@@Zutakameku1 Yeah I'm pretty sure I read that too! I wanna say it was Variety?
That’s not the same Ryan Kavanaugh that’s suing Ethan, is it?
Took me forever to spot it
just today I finally decided to stop ignoring my receeding hairline and shave my head. I was feeling really bummed about it as I'm only 20 but hearing Dan and Ethan talk about "own the dome" legit gave me a big confidence boost. Stand up Dan, stand up.
Fuck yea.
Own it! Honestly it's nothing to be ashamed about :) shaved heads are so sexy trust me!
i bet you’re rocking it!
We love a bald bearded man on this side😊. No need to be ashamed of losing your hair. Most men lose their hair anyway and end up looking better after they shave it off, with✌🏾and💕.
No YOU stand up, stand up J-man535
LoveBot hasn't laughed since he spent that week pondering his entire family's death
Damn we found the reason he is stone cold
They've traumatized him 💔
LMFAAAAAOOOOOO
LOL
PLEASE LMAO
"i shouldnt joke about baldness"
love bot in the back slowly turns off his bald filter
Time stamp anyone? I always forget to look at love bot 😭
@@Angelica-bc9zm 54:10
So funny T-T
@@mireyatarango4631 papa bless
Omg. I love Love
AB forgetting to make Ethan laugh and just straight up complementing him is just the simp AB we love to see
And when Ethan was complimenting him AB was shaking lmao so cuuuute
@@jofip9199 time stamp?
hes actually fucking adorable
Hey he is smart ab keep it up brother
@@ashleygarcia7497 1:26:00
Ringo's secret is really hot water, a wash cloth and some eye moisturizer before bed.
Lmao. I love that I am becoming part of the H3 family and finally getting all of these inside jokes. 🙌
Eye moisturizer from Costco
@@midsummersnight3848 welcome to the foot army 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🥂
I was thinking that was his secret too
Anything else makes him break-out.
Review: "It only works 5% of the time."
Ethan: "Hmmm. That doesn't seem like a lot."
😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao that joke totally flew over my head
@@dylanhenry5888 it flew over a lot of people's heads lmao I loved the reviews of Trisha's skin care line "I have used 5% which doesn't seem like a lot but you would be surprised" 😂
Throwing shade hahahaha
"he takes that 5%"
If you pause it and read the rest of the review its full of h3 memes lmao
Is it just me or does anyone else find the “yo Triller my thing is flipped” sound bite waaayyyyy more funnier than it should be? Lmaooo
literally it’s so funny
Info sameeee
yeah it's so powerful
Yyuuhh trellahh mahh thenng iz flipeepd
its awkward
Can we just stop for a moment to acknowledge how much of an absolute KING Dan is. Not toxic at all and an all around awesome dude who I'd love to chill with. DAN PLEASE STAND UP.
👏👏👏👏
Is no one going to talk about how Love had a bald filter on when they were talking about phase blanks??? Lmao
Time stamp? I didn’t catch it
PLS I WAS DYING
@@evanlaux3623 54:16
i adore him oh my god 😂
Hahaha I had to go back and rewatch it...was not disappointed!
You know Ethan's lawyers are advising him on how to troll Triller without getting super sued
Legit...👍🤣
Yeah the law clearly states being mean is an opinion. You don’t have to be nice or respectful. You can be sarcastic and make their life hell as long as you’re acting upon or within your rights to live a happy productive and harassment free life. It’s crazy what you can get away with doing
Love's Swedish compliment to Ethan (translated):
"Ethan, you are beautiful. Your eyes... your eyes light up the night sky. Your lips... your lips are red. And, well yes. That's everything. You are everything." - Love, 2021
makes it 10x funnier that ethan is just repeating “your lips” (trying to at least”
I actually busted out laughing when Ethan was just repeating random Swedish words
LoveBot offers such a delightful subtle chaos to this show
Everyone screaming at Zach for ruining the wikifeet joke has me in fucking tears
19:10
Ethan screaming "ZACH!!!" straight afterwards was so hilarious 😭😭😭
My perception of Zach’s iq dropped 20 points
@@etaremibrisibe6222 i got 2nd hand embarrassment watching that part. i feel sorry for zach sometimes lmao
@@BargedIn Justice for our himbo prince
Reviewer: “I tried using this app...it only works 5% of the time.”
Ethan: “Hmm that doesn’t seem like a lot.”
HAHAHA the comedic genius of this podcast. They weave jokes through long term story lines. So clever & funny!
Omg i didnt even notice that was referencing Trisha lmao
everything about this episode was so phenomenal. “leather hackers.” the references every 5 seconds to ryan kavanaugh being a scam artist. ethan’s swedish compliments to love. love-bot cutting out at “you would taste good.” absolutely stellar lads keep it up
Nice pfp
@@emma-cb6wh ty he’s just having a little snack
Daaamnn, Ethan looking hella fly in that shirt !!
@𖤐 I can tell you are an intellectual!
Zach had on last week and he also looked really amazing, i'm thinking fun/vivid a-symmetric is super fashionable rn!
100% !
@𖤐 lmao are you calling me a subbotting channel ??
@@sissywizard1764 Yes most definitely! It's super dope
Top 3 things that keep Ringo Star looking young:
3) Peace
2) Love
1) Washcloth
I cried actual tears when Ethan just kept saying those 2 things in Swedish 😂
Me too! 😂🤣❤️
I listen to Creedence Clearwater revival every single day and in fairness my life is an absolute fucking shambles!
Lmao 😂
I’m Swedish and I had this streaming on my TV, just accidentally took a nap before the compliment segment, and woke up a few minutes ago to the sound of Ethan softly speaking the most odd swedish sentences. At first I thought it was a part of the dream I had, only to wake up fully and realise it was happening, I was so confused 😂😂😂
"Ja, sviiika, dina läppar sviiika"
I am DECEASED
@@KreeZafi i thought he was saying “dua lipa” lmao
It was strong take. Love almost cracked.
Please tell me what Love said 😭 I am so curious
@@staceythuemmler284 ”You are so beautiful, your eyes light up the night sky, your lips are golden red” (which was quite an odd choice of words, he probably meant cherry red or something) and ethan kept repeating “dina läppar” after that which means “your lips” 😂😂
Love is so unbelievably underrated And so funny he honestly is sometimes the highlight of my day with his funny reactions and today and the compliment battle he just absolutely killed it
right😂
no he isn't, mehh
You have to be quick to see it...but I agree. When he comes out of his shell...it’ll be classic!
@@morteviolenta amogus
@@morteviolenta amogus
Ian is savage what a bloke, guy hadnt even finished 😂 I was looking at the screen thinking "man, Dan and Ian could pass as brothers" and then Ian drops the evolved version of himself line 😂
Just popping in to say Love is so fucking funny. Him whipping off his second pair of glasses sent me to the moon (not financial advice)
Lol “Yes, I scammed you but I’m just a CZcamsr” 😂
Lolll yes! 😂 I was looking for a comment pointing that out. Wtf is he doing the whole time?
love how 'After Dark' was meant to be the shit show that doesn't necessarily get monetised and now we have 'Off The Rails' which is the REAL shit show that is not necessarily monetised
TRUEEEE
this channel descends lower into chaos as time goes on and i love it
yeah now after dark is the super safe show with hila and dan reigning him in lmao
If it didn’t make money, he wouldn’t do it.
There's an ad break for some bullshit and you can tell he fucked up minimal effort reading the script he just milking for moola
Ian saying that Dan is the Pokémon evolved version of him is something I will never unsee 😭
It’s the fact that there’s only a one letter difference in their names too that did it for me.
*Congratulations! Your IAN evolved into DAN!*
Underneath the reviews on the app store (android) for triller there is a option for "Was this review helpful? yes or no" if the rating is above 2 stars hit "no".
Right! 😂😂😂
Ethan is looking FIRE this episode. That shirt suits him so well too.
Zach's homework for this week is googling the term "confirmation bias"
ETHAN TELLING ZACH “you’re not my type” AND ZACH GOES- “r-….really😔?” LMAOO love y’all
You are cattle to Ethan Zach.
And they say AB simps for Ethan🤭
Timestamp?
Yah Zach is literally my least favorite 😂
@@levih.8786 me too hes so jealous of AB, picking fights with him for no reason and throwing fits when AB gets gifts
The LoveBot just casually rolling up will, without a doubt, ALWAYS kill me.
Every 👏
Time 👏
🤭
The crew being involved more makes me so happy 🥰
this probably isn’t gonna get seen but love is so fucking adorable & funny i would die for u lil swedish robot man
When AB and Ethan were complimenting each other it looked they were saying their vows 🤣
I SPIT OUT MY WATER HAHAHA
I’m dying at that part 🤣🤣🤣🤣
the way ab gets so shy after ethan tells him to look into his eyes. i can’t tell if it’s wholesome or too intimate.
Right? I thought they were about to kiss or something... Lmao
Definitely intimate... they are giving gay
time stamp?
@@dinihoudini5896 1:27:30
@@user-rm1gj5mx2o im watching this at 4am and no sound and can confirm it's giving gay just from body language alone
AB’s disembodied arm holding the mic for LoveBot is everything 😆
Ethan: plays the song
Next episode: we lost the lawsuit
Literally my Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays are all spent waiting for new H3 episodes so that I'm not completely bored.
Same!
Ditto!! ✌🏻&💙
it’s gonna be so iconic when everyone meets love IRL
omg cany wait. i love Love.
And it’s going to be even more iconic when they find out he’s only 1 foot tall
@@dogdude9883 He's a Swede, that's not likely, more like 6'4 xD
“Last year when u hired me, i just couldnt imagine standing here with you today”
*zooms out and hes a robot*
It was SO GOOD to hear love joke around for longer than a few seconds. Super super funny.
Isn’t it weird how even though he has a toddler and even with the overall stress of having a pregnant wife, after dropping Trisha, Ethan immediately looks better rested and in good health?
Don’t forget the lawsuit!
naw bro he just looks like a fit dad
Yea that’s because trying to keep Trisha happy is more difficult/stressful than having 10 newborns at the same time! Lol good riddance!
Definitely! He has been experiencing a lot less ticks.
@@peepeepoopoo7633 ay you're hella right he be ticking like 20 times a min on frenemies
Honestly Off The Rails is probably my favorite version of the show.
I read this and thought "they're all separate shows not versions" at first, but then I realised "versions" probably is the best way to describe them, since there's so much overlap 😂 I agree with you though, but After Dark is a VERY close second
@@frosty_teacup after dark used to be good when it was the adult no worrying about monetization show. They have slowly lost touch with that and now off the rails is the more adult edgy show.
It’s just embarrassing when they tty To make fun of stuff they don’t even understand.. “balls in their court” as in they have to show they changed duh. Sometimes they just go on their hate train full speed and say things that make them look like pure hatetrs instead of funny haters. And lately. It’s just pure hating always. Hence the subscribers dropping... hack content
The best part is when Ethan goes “why does every douche bag do this with the shirt” hahahaha I’ve never felt more heard!
i didn’t u sweet and that part at all, he was just scratching his stomach.. what is ethans problem with Faze banks? he went in on him saying “he thinks he is sooo cool,” when he literally was just talking and smoking a cigarette?? i just don’t understand this guys who em show.. just seems like he makes his living off other peoples misery and mistakes?? Is he just the outcast of youtube and nobody fucks with him so he is jealous of all these other creators? cause that’s all he does from what i’ve seen is attack them and put them in the worst light with his super biased “opinions,” if you can even call them opinions? more like negative perception of them…
I can’t believe this is free content god damn. Peace and love to the h3h3 crew
Fun Fact : Dan damaged his eyes while filming the Ringo fan mail skit due to forgetting how to blink, as you can see he's wearing sunglasses to help the healing process. Peace & Love Dan! 🕶
Idk if Dan would consider that a "fun" fact
look how ethan tries to harass triller and manipulate voting
@@dieauferstehung shut up
@@dieauferstehung go outside sometimes dude...quit hatin
They put a sunglasses filter on Lovebot so Dan doesn’t feel so alone lol
Ian is a monster he didn’t even finish the first compliment and he won
Ian is the peak of human ability and then there is LoveBot
Proof that a AI Ian never died. He perfectly integrated & now inhabits human flesh. 🤖 👨🏻
Love bot KILLLLLED ME when he switched filters 😭💀😭💀😭💀😭💀😭
I love Zach's timing with the RiceGum laugh whenever RiceCum showed up in the video
h3: Theres no such thing as curses
The Pizza Curse: AM I A JOKE TO YOU
Omg! Totally! Someone should bring this up on the show!!!
The pizza was misunderstood. It was only trying to end a toxic relationship.
@@sleepyfriendstm The pizza MIRACLE!
I love how love puts on and takes off his sunglasses whenever dan does.
Yes! Love is hilarious. I always watch for little Easter eggs from Lovebot.
43:05 not really though ::
39:36
Stories not adding up
"Look me in the eye when I talk to you"
Damn that was... powerful 😳
Dan is just so done with Zach's curse talk lol
I am too
"the full weight of my big fat body" LMAO
Literally read this as he said it
if that ain't a mood
Glad other people loled at that hahahaha
Me. Everyday haha
AB giving sincere compliments and forgot to make Ethan laugh was so pure
The world doesn’t deserve AB
AB really is the sweetest
Ethan standing there gazing into his eyes complimenting him was probably the best moment of his life 🥲
My brother loved CCR. He died in an accident in 2020 with their CD in his player.
Coincidence? Maybe.
I'm sorry you lost him.
@@sugarsore thank you.
@@gracel1847 haha. Right. I love that sound bit.
And thank you.
There is no such thing as a coincidence. The fact that he died with the CD in his player proves that we are energetically aligned.
He probably died listening to that trashh
Is nobody gonna talk about how funny Zachs joke was about Lovebot looking like a mix between Derek Zoolander and Hansel? That was perfection
15 seconds in and we’re getting a thigh shot, this is premium content fuck yeah.
S.I.M.P
thigh content baby, fuck yeah baby
@@shuruff904 nothin' wrong with that tho
imma need an onlyfans account from papa ethan
I'M GONNA COME
Is Ethan screaming “ ZACH” doesn’t become a sound bite, I’m suing.
Now you AND Triller? Ethan can’t catch a break! 😂
At least leave the guy, The Gatsby!
ReLAX ryan cavanaugh 😂
@@valeriatoscano2058 dddddddddddd
@@bestswimmer1916 i think this guy has a better case then Triller
Zack’s timing for his sound bites needs more appreciation!
Ian’s 100% the funniest crew member. Also, I’d pay $100 to see Live laugh. Idk if I’ve ever even seen it happen.
He laughed when Ethan put him on the gatsby.
Ethan yelling “ZACKKK” must be a sound bite the people demand this
Trueee
Upvote
@Danielle O’Brien time stamp?
@@stasia5629 19:28
@@stasia5629 19:27
Ethan screaming "ZACK!" should be a new soundbite
Absolutely
"....brother." Ian once again knocks it out of the park.
The ultimate compliment challenge: AI Ian against Love bot
NOT EVEN A MINUTE IN AND THE FRAMED POSTERS BEHIND HIM ARE MAKING ME CRYYYY
FOR REALL 😭
He's petty petty lmao
@XvX XvX yes
@XvX XvX yes
@XvX XvX why are u in love with that old man is he paying you to say this or is this a sock account 😂 do u feel personally victimized by Ethan Klein 😂😂
You need to hire someone named Peace now... get them a robot. Then you'll truly have Peace and Love
Maybe Love will fall for a girl named Peace 🕊️
omg YES
on AB vs Ethan I first thought: "oh c'mon! AB is not even making eye contact" but then I saw Ethan's face 1:26:43 and dude.... I dont think anyone could see that face without laughing
That's what I thought too lol his face made me laugh when he told AB to look him on the eye
The only person that can take on LoveBot in a compliment battle is AI Ian
Ethans nervous swaying while being complimented is adorable
Ethan spent that 5% on the framed pictures on the wall
Wrong, it was merely a drop in his vast wealth of the 5%
@@lukassrensen4788 oh damn you’re right
Its sad how triggered he's getting from the lawsuit. They've gotten in his head.
🤣🤣
@@MrGonzo38 Yeah man Ethan is such a little at triggered SJW snowflake. He should just man up and stop being such a beta when someone is litterally trying to take away his livelihood right?
The lovebot is literally like that computer guy from Kim possible
Ethan and Love talking swedish feels like the time two robots were talking with each other and ended up inventing their own language
LoveBot Swedish Compliment Translation: “Ethan… you’re so beautiful, your eyes, your eyes light up the night sky… Your lips… your lips are gilded/golden red… And… yes… that is all… You’re everything… “ what cracks me the fuck up is that ethan says “svika” (disappoint) instead of “fika” (coffee/tea time)
Thanks!
Lmao I died when Ethan tried complimenting Love in Swedish! He basically said (very poorly) "your lips disappoint" 🤣
Lol thank you for this
@@KreeZafi lol 😂 that’s great
Time stamp?
“You would taste good, Ian. OK, I’m not gonna unpack that.” 😂😂😂
time stamp?
@@sgbabie 1:39:20
@@vespeirra Thank you!
I ALMOST PEED MYSELF LAUGHING WHEN ETHAN WAS TRYING TO SPEAK SWEDISH
I’m living for Ethan destroying cavanaugh so effortlessly 😂😂😂😂
*Clarence Cleanwater Receiver* music starts playing
Zach: *I QUIT MY JOB*
Excuse me, it’s Caprice Cannedwater Retailer.
Pretty sure y’all mean careance creamwater retractable awning
i thought it was Clarinet Cadaver Reversal
Sorry to be that person but its actually pronounced candlestick courthouse rehearsal
Zach: **teleports back into his chair 5 seconds later**
And as Ethan is talking about his injury, I manage to punch myself in the face with my phone. There’s no such thing as a coincidence. We’re energetically aligned.
Aah
i snorted pretty hard at this
Was your phone lighter than you remember?
🤣🤣 Hope you’re okay.
AH!
"Full weight of my big fat body". I couldn't relate to a quote more.
“What’s the religion called?”
...... obsessive compulsive disorder.
but seriously I really feel like Zach actually has OCD and no one has realized yet..
true
@@gumshake689 Ah really? Do you know where he mentioned it? In a podcast ep?
me
Just a fun fact, but there is explicit federal legislation that every strongly held belief is protected in an employer-employee-relationship. The notion that something has to be “official” (like a religious belief etc.) is plain wrong. If you (actually) think you have to wear a green waistband to ward of evil spirits and it’s not an undue burden to the employer you are 100% protected in continuing to do that and fighting any employer-repercussions. They should be careful.
Needed zack to drop a “death to all of them” when talking about crypto scammers tbh
Unfortunately dan was an ass about it last week
@@diffthing4571 i understand where hes coming from but god its so funny
“Clarence Clearwater”
“Credence Cleanwater”
“Cleetus Clarewater”
Clearance cleanwater”
That together with the spongebob meme that i saw on their reddit made me laugh so hard!!
seeing them all say peace and love literally felt like seeing all my friends
that contest between zach and lovebot was really the battle of the century, holy shit, that was hilarious and they just wouldn't fucking crack?!?! also as a finn aka someone who's had to take years worth of swedish classes, love's swedish bit cracked me up
AB saying "I wish I talked into the mic like Zack" and Ethan throwing it into break was just so good
Zach talks into the mic like he’s watched 10,000 hours of Fred responding to Howard Stern in the late 90s / early 2000s, and I appreciate it
AI Ian casually sitting in the background during the peace and love.
he is always there. watching. waiting.
@@walmartrotisseriechicken actual AND factual.
Stand up, AI Ian
Can you name all the guys from left to right? I swear, I’m getting some confused.
@@drsxo7454 Dan, Zach, Ethan, Love, AB and Ian.
ABs sincere compliments 😂
Ian is so funny but Love(or Luv, idk how it’s spelled)with that damn glitching had me dead 😆
Being norwegian and understanding Love’s compliment is like being in on an inside joke
What did he say??
“Leather yackets” lmfao I’m fucking crying
Bro I was riding my bike while listening to that I almost wobbled laughing
It's a swedish accent thing, we commonly pronounce j as y xD
@@reggiecortez2485 WOBBLED
@@sarisol4508 u rly get paid for going to school???
@@haleyt3754 meh potato potahto
"you're not my type" Ethan, Hila and Zach have the same hair now, he's your type, don't deny it.
I read this as soon as they said this. Holy moly.
There's no such thing as a coincidence!!!!!
stoppppppp😭🤣
@@JW-dg9gf we are energetically aligned!
Ethan can’t say credence Clearwater but uses the word “colloquial” in a sentence no problem
Ian the legend crushed his opposition with his first compliment. That got me
AB looked like he was going to cry when Ethan was complementing him 😄
I think Zack is physically incapable of perceiving sarcasm 😂
Yeah, it's probably because of the sociopathy.
When he sees this he'll be pissed lol
@@miguelmartin7868 scream if he can’t even see the comment xD
Zach’s compliment to Love about him being a mix of Derek Zoolander and Hansel was amazing. “I always see you, and I say, ‘That Lovebot is so hot right now.’”
“Your gaze stops me in my tracks too… brother”
"It only works like 5% of the time"
Ethan: "That's not a lot."
👀🤣
5% is everything.
5% is astronomical
@@TamaraTamarara “He takes that 5%”
@@coralrose5754 I can hear that sound bite 😂
I like to imagine that lovebot has a home in LA and commutes to work.
Hahah just rolling slowly along the pavement 🤣🤣
I seriously have been having such a rough week and that try not laugh segment was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. The whole show was great. I needed these belly laughs so bad. Thank you.