I Got Hand Enlargement Surgery - Off The Rails #19
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I’m so glad Olivia joined the crew. It’s great having a woman around for the Off the Rails eps when Hila can’t be there. I love what she brings to the show 🙏🏼🌟
She’s fine too
@@chrischavez6297 bro she was fine as fuck till she said her “type” is the island boys, and mgk.
@@dennydarkko no one cares about what you think
@@dennydarkko cry
Shes not fine lol. She's average.
A lil appreciation for Ian because he’s lowkey the funniest person on the crew but because he is so deadpan nobody processes it until seconds later. This man… we need more of him.
One day, may we all be as powerful as him.
He needs to do stand up, he would kiiilllll at it.
we get the right amount, never gets old
@@Marina-cq2yt he has before! :)
All I ever see is appreciation comments, how about some disapproval for once? We are just so wholesome and positive here 🌞💐 appreciation for the appreciators 💖
Surprised Zach didn’t design the bathroom like someone’s front yard
😂😂😂
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i had the same thought, it could also have an automatic camera mechanism that takes a picture of your shit
i really thought he was going to do that and sad he didn’t take the opportunity
Never did I think I would be so keen to watch a 2 hour podcast with a bunch of people I don’t know talking about how they would design a bathroom but here we are
You're not a true Fupa Trooper then
As a follower of yours I’m buzzing to see you on the H3 comment section 😍
Welcome to the family (cue Godfather music)
Keep telling myself that 2 years later 🤣
Seeing that soph watches h3 made my day
Ethan getting defensive when AB said he was fact checking his koala facts. We need “FACT CHECK ME, BITCH” as a soundbite.
keem voice fight me bitch
I could see it used a lot in Leftovers
5:30
Jesse pinkman
Why Zach's bathroom concept wasn't just a fresh cut lawn sincerely baffles me
Missed opportunity
Absolutely! When Ethan ironically asked who could have predicted that? I was like, me. I could not have predicted that.
I was certain it was going to be nothing but grass
That’s exactly what I was expecting, was a little disappointed
look for corn
Ethan struggling to watch a TikTok every single pod is absolute gold.
I need someone to do a supercut of all the times it's switches to a different tik tok
And then making fun of his mother like he isn't just as bad lmao
I‘d die for the crew to go on a trip to Sweden and film a whole season about it. It would be so hilarious!
Omg yes!
Yes, I want Ethan to go into a café and ask for a ”sfika”
LOK
Lol*
YES!
"I miss the days when you could cruise around with a gold coin" Ethan acting like he was born in 1776
I think he said "Did I miss the days..." but yours is funnier
@@sarahschouveller1993 he said "dude, I miss the days when you could just cruise around with a gold coin"
1:05:22
The revolutionary war started in 1778.
He is the Godfather
"op there it is" is now ENGRAINED in the depths of my brain after watching that intro
Ok checkmark
Shackalaka Shackalaka
Aren't you the girl who makes Iron Man suits on TikTok?! Funny seeing you here!
Fucking same Hila is a queen
@@HighTide_808 this isn't twitter dude
very thoughtful of dan to have a little grassy corner in his bathroom design for zach to poop comfortably.
🤣🤣🤣
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Ethan absolutely grilling Zach on his rejection story like he’s on trial was so funny to me. Like he already said it was a brutal rejection and Ethan gives no Fs
“And how long did you cry for??” 🤣
@@samj3749 The idea of someone saying they were extremely embarrassed about a break up and then asking how long they cried for.... I feel so bad for laughing so hard
I don’t think anyone at H3 understands the comedic gold that Ethan’s “where would we be without men” transition into The Godfather scene is. Every minute of it gets more and more painful to watch and somehow better and better 😂😂😂
exactly this lmao
Fax fax fax
i literally laughed so hard LMAOOO
I was DYING
It’s sooooo good😂😂
Bathroom idea, replace all the walls with one way glass.
Yeah which way?? thats not something you can be vague about! 😂
… don’t leave us hanging, please, *which way???*
@@kaila2932 u know which way....😏
Even better….. two way glass 😏
There's a rest stop with one way glass for the stalls so you can see if it's safe or spot predators, very cool! It was only in the female restroom but it was 3 am nobody there but us and my mom and niece wanted me to see it lol the doors BTW not like u could see other people in the stalls but u can see the entrance and sinks from inside the stall
I love how off the rails is slowly turning into “How much anxiety and stress can we give Dan”
I’m with Olivia. It’s very difficult to be put on the spot by a guy and it’s hard to say no, you feel so guilty and bad for the guy.
Maaaannnn we need to teach kids rejection happens and it’s fine specially boys if they can deal with the feeling of rejection young maybe they’ll grow up not blaming women for not being interested in them
@@blkkatemoss as someone who works with young kids, I can honestly tell you from the bottom of my heart, that the younger generation will not handle rejection well because they are extremely spoiled and just get their tablet thrown at them when they're upset over something. with peace and love millennial parents (obv not all) suck ass
Agreed, and I also think guys get mad because they think girls are acting rude in these scenarios but I will say, in my own experience, that getting approached by a guy you’ve never met and asked pointedly to go out with them feels almost objectifying and you automatically feel the need to put your guard up
Exactly, whether they know it or not they put us on the spot and it's hard to say no. But if you are doing it publicly you open yourself up for rejection ya know
@@blkkatemoss YES!!
this intro was a masterpiece.
ethan dancing ✅
dan’s mating call ✅
ethan out of breath ✅
ab pretending to be shot like in scarface 😭 ✅
zach’s epic remix ✅
how could i forget LOVE’s DISCO ✅
FULL SEND BOIS
I was wondering if ab really lacks that much rhythm or if he was just goofing? 😂
THAT WAS THE BEST INTRO OF ALL TIME
@@jmk0574 look how smooth in general AB is… he’s goofing.
And Dan’s mating call lmao
Awww you forgot Love!
Time stamp?
One minute in and Ethan is close to passing out. Devoted king
Ethan breathing heavy is making me kinda sad...don't die fupa king
All the blood flow redirected to his massive monster co... hands
He's so obese he's about to keel over.
Swelling of the face, tiredness. Typical jab side effects
@@soggybiscuit6098 jab?
You guys need to make Dan screaming LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO into a soundbite, that part frickin killed me LMAO.
Put em in a coffin.
Lollllll
Timestamp?
@@wolverineclaws108 0:45
Wow! The energy at the start of this quite literally just sent me from feeling tired, sad, and sluggish to upbeat, excited, happy, and energized .....I genuinely needed that and feel moved to say THANK YOU!
I lost my fur baby of 11 years yesterday She was the most amazing dog, from scaring off multiple intruders (one in the house and at least one in the backyard) to being a big part of my teen son's life to notifying me before migraines, blood sugar crashes, and seizures (without any training that we know of), she was EVERYTHING to us and the perfect dog. So thank you for shaking off my blues so I can instead appreciate how lucky we were to have those 11 years!
(this comment made me remember this, hope you find it nice) “The pain passes, but the beauty remains.” - Pierre Auguste Renoir
Oh my god I’m fucking sobbing. What kind of dog was it 🥺 I love dogs oh my god
@@gigiwoodward220 She was a Boston Terrier mix and looked like a brindle and white pitbull puppy. The second we saw her, she took our hearts! Funny thing was, we were looking for a medium sized dog but because the large dog wing was the one open at the time, we went in to give them some loves before the med/small dog wing was opened up. At the time she had just been picked up that morning and her kennel was being cleaned.....we ended up putting in tentative adoption papers in case the owners weren't located. We got lucky and a few weeks later, she joined our family and home. She was likely between 4-5 (but at most 7) years old when we got her, and we had 11 wonderful years with her. Thank you so much for reaching out.... Talking/typing about her helps me grieve and heal.
@@maddiemiller410 Thank you so much. It it so true and why I love talking about her.
0:47 Dan screaming like a banshee in the beginning shook me to my core. He sounds like a dinosaur giving birth. Can someone remix that with Trisha's Ohm chant. 🧘🏻♂️
I LOST IT LMAO HE WAS GOING CRAZY!!!
They always say that Love needs to come to the US but I think Ethan and the crew should take a trip to Sweden to meet Love and get that Swedish pizza
Literally
I love how the crew KNOWS protesting against the god father meme would only encourage Ethan more, so they have to resort to not giving him any attention like a child 💀
As for AB’s bathroom design, the toilet flush handle should be activated by lifting/tilting the hat
I think they brought that up
I was thinking give the toilet a pair of shades, and flush by tilting the ear hook lol
I cackle every time I hear Dan's "I'm gonna come" soundbyte. So funny and always unexpected.
And it’s of such clear sound quality. 😂
Same lol too much info but when my boyfriend and I were having sex today It popped into my head. I had to stop myself from giggling
😂😂
definitely the first place sound bite at the moment
When he said it too it was completely out of context and not sexual + no one said anything live when it happened. And I thought that's gonna be a soundbite lol.
This is the best H3 opening I’ve ever seen, from Ethan’s dancing, to AB trying to clap on beat, and dan’s screaming….😭😭😂
The amount of joy it brings me when AB puts his head in his shirt from laughing 😂😂😂
But why did AB become an expert at toilet bowl sizing? Why wouldn't anyone prompt him to finish that? Tell me
I REALLY WANTED TO KNOW!!!
He installed bidets at the office
AB’s shimmy at the beginning got me DEAD AF. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yessssss
Followed by Dan’s scream that finished me😂😂😂
Boy's got rhythm 😁
I missed it the 1st time so went back to watch. Worth it 🤣🤣🤣
You look so beautiful in your picture! 👰🏻
The off the rails level energy gets me so fucking hyped. Let's goooooo
The intros are so funny
@@Granolerbars The intros are my fav part
i get instantly happy when they post
@@jackk3951 me too I was listening for the Trisha ommmmmmm 🧘🏽♀️ lmao *gunshots*
favorite one hands down. the whole crew being involved makes everything great
I’m tripping on shrooms I must say there is great chemistry with this crew
Can we get a compilation of Ethan ripping off his Beanie it’s always aggressive.
God that whole Jordan Peterson bit of “where would we be without men” transitioning into The Godfather bit was the best shit I’ve seen from Ethan in a long time lmfaooo
Ethan transitioning to the main segment in every episode: this is pretty interesting. I think you guys’ll like this. So here we have -
I love how right you are!
& he’s never wrong
Hahah I love it
And it’s always interesting
@@Stoneytroll Fall asleep on your phone or something?
Dan: “It’s like cavernous in there.”
Ethan: “You think it’s cavernous?
Dan: “Yeah.”
Ethan: “Like a man’s anus.”
Dan: “Oh-w…ok.”
one of my favorite moments in h3 podcast history
@@TheFlamingJason I have to agree. I was like why tf is no one laughing. I would’ve been dying 🤣
He was not trying to confirm that shit 😭
@@candy2325 lol for real 🤣
I love ethans dancing so much, looks like he should be at a school disco with a flamed tshirt on
Ethan, your hands are already the perfect size. There’s no need for enlargement surgery. You will become too powerful.
It’s not the size of the hand, it’s how you use it.
Agreed
Finally someone brave enough to speak up.
@@DKF_oli I can tell you have seen always sunny
Nice try 😉
That chair has made Dan a new man lol we no longer have censored Dan we got Dr.Evil Dan and I’m living for it.
Facts!
Dan's bathroom set up is really nice, but it cracks me up that he's fine with the regular door, nothing special just a door
i think the biggest mistranslation is how love responds to questions with "sure" when he's 100% serious lmao
Dan: “don’t chew in the mic!”
Also Dan: Screams as loud as he can in the mic.
@@tomashmore7413 well to be fair I’m the other way around
AHAHAHA U RIGHT THAT SCREAM WAS SO LOUD 😂
I've got a conditions called Narcolepsy w/Cataplexy. Cataplexy is basically a loss of energy after having an extreme reaction to something or feeling an extreme emotion.
The point of me saying that is because one of my Cataplexy triggers is the sound of people chewing and smacking... (cough) Ethan. So I much prefer Dan screeching into my eardrums than Ethan sounding like a farm animal eating.
@@nevaeh9125 I’m sorry about that :( so when u hear triggers like that u fall asleep? I’m just curious bc I’ve never heard of that!
@@haleyt3754 (long read, sorry. Wanted to explain the best way I could)
Well, Narcolepsy is a chronic sleep disorder that causes me to feel sleepy, drowsy, and tired all the time. Imagine the feeling of not sleeping for 72 hours. That's the feeling of Narcolepsy.
Narcolepsy also causes Sleep Attacks. That basically means I can uncontrollably fall asleep anytime, anywhere, while doing anything. It's scary in some situations to say the least.
And as for Cataplexy, you've got part of it right. I do fall asleep or take a nap after having a Cataplexy Attack because it exhausts me so much. But a Cataplexy Attack usually starts with me getting angry at the trigger and then slowly bawling my eyes out as I get sleepy. My muscles get weak, I kinda slouch back, and eventually fall asleep.
Hila sound bites will always be god tier no matter what
Wudup BIG pimps
You big mad is my favorite
I want to smell feet
Have you visited Blacked?
Anyone know where the "oop there it is" one is from? I can't place it.
I actually choked and cried laughing when the tik tok kept scrolling to that dude with the mask. the sudden jarring noise and ethan's frustration just gets me every time.
Thank you Ethan for recognizing Taiwan as a country in which we've fought so hard to stand our ground in all the global organizations under China's political oppression!!
John Cena is the only person who learnt a second language and managed to look less intelligent.
Sending you love, praying for Taiwan xx
Bathroom idea for zack, no toilet, just grass and doggie bags and a selfie stick.
Genius
Alright, come on, you know it's gonna stink real bad.
We need a compromise here.
So yes there is grass. At the center you will find a hidden squatty potty with built-in buddet(can't figure out how to spell it lol) functions, & the bathroom trashcan has one big blue doggybag-looking bag lol
@@commanderwaddles3483 bidet?
I was fully expecting Zach's bathroom to be no toilet, just grass, and the wallpaper is the outside of a house. Perhaps a tree in the corner
Lmaoo
This is the comment I was looking for! That’s exactly what I was expecting
Would be good, but Zach aint funny like that
Missed opportunity
Thiiiissss
Ian grilling Zach for his clapping cheeks comment had me in tears.
The guidance counselor was honestly wrong for that. She should have told that poor kid that he needs to ask himself because it’s out of her power. Would have saved him some embarrassment
Yeah, she could’ve reassured and encouraged him without involving herself..
@@genericname8727 exactly ! That would have been the best route. Instead it was basically like a hostage situation 😂
what if HE asked her for that
@@kate-ec4pj like i said, she should have told him that it’s out of her power 😂
@@waxtopia hahah true
I love how Olivia is sick but still slays with the makeup on.
Olivia’s makeup is always so gorgeous!
i hope she doesn't feel like she always hes to wear makeup and try to look her best on the show, none of the guys do that and she shouldn't have to be the only one. she is a wonderful edition to the crew, and think her contributions to the show will be beneficial for all of us.
@@hulkamania5071 maybe she just wants to wear makeup
@@hulkamania5071 there is nothing wrong with wanting to look her best on camera
@@ObesePuppies yeah, some people want 100 layers and it's not your buisness, nobody is making you wear it so why do you care
dude, ethans "where would we be without men" gets me everytime
The Godfather-JP crossover is destroying me, It’s so good
@@buttistedsuidice3296 yeah the godfather got me too, also its funny how much dan hates it.
The people that called him out over it, when it first happened, needs to be thrown in jail
😂😂😂
dan’s bathroom but instead of nature sounds, make it Trisha’s “ooommm” sound bite
Dan doesn't always encourage Ethan to spend a lot of money but he seems very enthusiastic about the bathroom renovations
As a ceramic artist, I would 100% dedicate all my time into making AB's toilet dream a reality!! Fully functional sculpture!!
This would be absolutely iconic
Make this a reality!!
AB pissing in a bottle in the back seat whole Lena was driving reminds me of what Dwight did. When Dwight peed in a can while Michael was driving. 😂😂😂 The H3 crew is literally Dunder Mifflin Parallels. 🤣
Ethans so fukn funny. So glad I found this podcast to brighten up my life.
Zach not designing his bathroom like the yard he shit in was a missed opportunity
I THOUGHT THAT WAS WHAT IT WAS GONNA BE TOO
We all know Zach’s real bathroom is a simulated frontyard.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
This was high-key low-key a great episode. These off the rails are getting better and better!
When I was in my 6th grade classroom I had a teacher that called me into the hallway, and when I went outside there was another student waiting for me. The student asked me out and I awkwardly said no and went back to class… I hated my teacher for that. Ugh.
TIMESTAMPS
4:11 - ethan’s laugh
8:08 - tik tok find
13:07 - jeff bezos
24:41 - brutal rejection
30:09 - rejection stories
47:13 - rejection stories (cont.)
52:27 - bathroom makeover
💛💛
The queen we need but don’t deserve 👑
@@alexisc3356 yea I wanted them to move on from that I was getting bored lol
@@candy2325 for real I hate when that happens .. I truly can't stand the fuck ya baby guy on Fridays like the first time ok but every time after has just made me want to range
Wait there's nothing after bathroom makeover!?
love how the camera cuts to AB not giving a shit when ethan’s doing the godfather
*scrolls on phone*
Time stamp please
@@miizzsarahdee 23:14
I'm so glad we have all these "different" shows from you guys, don't know how I managed to live with the 1 episode a week schedule. Papa bless
I feel like Dan hates sounding like a know it all but some things he just can’t let Ethan get away with 😅
100%
Ethan: I’ve never heard of gold da-bullion…
As an Australian, I can say that Koalas are one of our most cherished animals. Sadly since the crazy fires that we had a few years ago, the Koala population has diminished and so many of the trees they lived in and would eat, have been destroyed by fire. SAVE THE KOALAS.
We need to get Donna on board, save the butterflies and the koalas!!
This is so sad 😭
It's all because of Gladys!!
They're stinky AS though
@@evobeast I'm sure you stink too, doesn't mean we will let you go extinct or disrespect you
Ethan dancing to tragic events of history took me out😂😭🤌
im screaming
I think you would really enjoy Noel Miller's "turn up for tragedy" bit then
Lmao
Ethan calling the Swedish flag the IKEA flag was the best
That transition from Jordan Peterson to The Godfather was legendary
AB laughing hysterically at Zach’s rejection story is everything😂
damn, ethan busting moves while talking about 9/11 got me crying laughing ☠️☠️☠️
10:36 Ethan tik tok dances to 9/11. 1 like = thanking me for the time stamp. Foot soldiers!!!!
This is BY FAR the greatest intro of any podcast of all time. Great moves Ethan.
this is the best intro of any ep yet 😂 ab trying to clap on beat then shaking and dan screaming 😂😂😂
Ethan: “Is anybody laughing?”
*Zach laughing in the distance*
Love the podcast😂
"It's all about creating something and letting it go" Ethan: "Like a poop"
i hope i didn’t miss this and just haven’t got to it yet lol
This was honestly THE BEST intro to any of these podcasts
If you told me a conversation would start with a Swedish bathroom and end in looking at pizza reviews I’d not even be surprised at this point
If there's one room you DON'T want to be a blacklight room, is the bathroom lol
or the fact that everyone is wearing the same headset while they shit...
@@stjoco Thank you!
Omg there will be stuff everywhere 😭
The Jordan Peterson/ godfather bit, back to back is the best!🤣
Love’s little menacing laugh is up there with Dan on the tier list.
The trend of Ethan accidentally scrolling on TikTok and then getting angry continues 💀
Iii mo i I'm In my first oi mo job is andino mo>moneyon on a lot in my k>9>I >area I >I I'm i9
This show makes me die of laughter EVERY SINGLE WEEK.
if you come back every week you're not really dying.
Its one of the few things that keep me going 😂
@@courtneymsxThat's not good.
At this point I am almost certain Ethan does not realize that Tasmanian She-Devil is not just Taz in drag. It's an entirely different character lol.
Every time he mentions it I just feel my eye twitch lol
47:59 does ian get notified when someone unmutes their mic or something? that switch to dan was so quick and ian was in the middle of telling a story lmaoo
Someone got SO mad in a recent episode when I commented that Ethan is a great interviewer. I won't change my mind! I love how Ethan insists on getting every detail and painting the scene. It's so funny to me and genuinely helps LOL. He did it with Zach and he'd do it all the time with Trisha's all over the place stories on Frenemies.
@@antinsanwo there were many moments but that’s EXACTLY the one I was thinking of specifically!!!! I remember watching it and thinking “yes, Ethan. Go back to that point. I’m also not understanding. Have her clarify it..” 🤪
I love how thorough he is when talking to people and doesn’t just take things at face value. It’s starting to rub off on me too when I talk to people. You’d be surprised how many people exaggerate and completely bullshit a story/something they’re telling you once you start to dig in.
i don’t think people realize how funny AB is
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: he’s the middle child of the h3 podcast 😂
proof
AB in the silent library podcast was my favorite. I laughed so much watching him with his silver bowl
I do! I always appreciate him and Love
I can’t even begin to explain to you guys the multiple and ugly things I went through this month. I don’t even feel like I’m here anymore but you guys make me feel grounded and happy. I hate to put that pressure on y’all…real fans know that if you ever left, we’d support you (jenna marbles fan here) but just heckin thank you for being around rn. ☮️ & 💟
Hope things get better! 💕
I found it amusing at 10:20 right after Ethan said “Holocaust” I got a credit karma ad that started off with “Would you like free gas”
Theres no such thing as a coincidence
Olivia’s bathroom idea needs to happen. Party Pööper is genius.
Only thing is- the black light is going to show any urine anywhere 😂
@@flowermom3507 strobe lighting so you're pretty much blinded and can't see it
@@flowermom3507 Easy cleaning 👌
Daft punk make a surprise appearance at the hottest club around
LOL I’m a Jessica watching at home from Virginia (while stoned) and when Ethan said that it totally caught me off guard 🤣 I was like wait when did I give my opinion
Dan's idea is easy if you get a spray painter artist to do exactly that design, 2 ambient wall lights and and a bluetooth speaker set, you'd be there for 5000k easy.
I didn't feel like watching a 2 hour episode but wanted to support so I have your video up and running through for a full uninterrupted view with mute on and every time I come back and click this tab Ethan is doing some horrific dance move lol. love you guys!
Ethan subtly leading Zach's storytelling skills is wholesome af
Yeah when he tells a story it's very obvious he doesn't know how to get to the point or correctly emphasize certain parts and make it funny.
@@nessa2160 omg 😂😂😂 u did not have to call him out like that
@@nessa2160 I have to agree. I always get nervous when Zach wants to share a story because I know Ethan is going to grill him mad hard 😅
ab’s face/quiet laughter when zach’s telling his rejection story is 💀💀💀💀💀
I love the intros on off the rails. Zach always kills me 🤣🤣
when AB said "I don't pee in a bottle in front of her" he sounded like SUCH a gentleman. My guy pees in a bottle in front of me almost daily, and AB got me thinking if I deserve a true gentleman
why don't your dude just use the toilet? 😭😭🤚
the bar is low
If he’s doing that daily then.. I don’t know but that’s not normal
Daily? Why?
There's plenty dudes that are willing to fulfil your ignorance is bliss desires under the guise of chivalry, go ahead & dump your transparent partner lol
Loves laugh gets me every time.
That's when you know a joke or bit really slaps lol
"heh heh heh"
It sounds like he's planning on coming to America to join them yeah? He said, "when I come to America, I want a safe place to poop" maybe he just meant when he visits
Me too. Every time something is on the brink of making me laugh and Love chimes in with his giggle, I burst out laughing. 🤣
@@habowtat3576 he’s coming after christmas
the intro gets more hype every episode and I’M HERE FOR IT
DAN’S SCREAMING THOUGH LMAO
I had the same kind of “relationship” in middle school lmao. I had a boyfriend that would call me every night & he’d have me put Nick @ nite on the tv & watch it with him over the phone while saying nothing lol, it was so awkward. And at lunch we’d hold hands while he said nothing 🤣🤣
Zach's proposal story changed 🤣 first time he told it he said it happened in his neighborhood
i’m glad they stopped editing Ethan’s hands to be smaller in the thumbnails finally, we get to see them in their full glory
i was asked to homecoming my senior year in front of the ENTIRE school (bu someone much more popular than me). i didn’t have the heart to reject him, and instead had to endure one of the most uncomfortable nights of my life. tried desperately to avoid him the entire time. anyways, i told him i was a lesbian like three days later and he did not take it well. i promise you that girls do not find this flattering, it’s just super awkward for us and makes it hard to say no.
Yea I don’t like it either. I don’t like a lot of attention and people watching me anyways so I don’t want a public announcement. I wouldn’t want my boyfriend to propose to me in front of people.. i prefer it privately
Dude we need to get rid of proms and homecomings, I feel like they are exciting in theory and then end up disappointing the vast majority of people. I'm sure there are people out there who had fun at them but the amount of brutal rejections and disappointment and horror stories I've heard makes me think we need to ban asking people to prom at the very least.
I think the only time it's cute is if it's been talked about beforehand, like like I wanted my high school girlfriend to do a promposal for me so bad but thats not something she wanted so I didn't do it. but I had another couple friend who was comfortable with the idea of a promposal and the girls bf was able to still surprise her even tho she knew it was coming at some time