I Got Hand Enlargement Surgery - Off The Rails #19

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  • @iamfallfromgrace
    @iamfallfromgrace Před 2 lety +6054

    I’m so glad Olivia joined the crew. It’s great having a woman around for the Off the Rails eps when Hila can’t be there. I love what she brings to the show 🙏🏼🌟

    • @chrischavez6297
      @chrischavez6297 Před 2 lety +172

      She’s fine too

    • @dennydarkko
      @dennydarkko Před 2 lety +103

      @@chrischavez6297 bro she was fine as fuck till she said her “type” is the island boys, and mgk.

    • @obluda8777
      @obluda8777 Před 2 lety +338

      @@dennydarkko no one cares about what you think

    • @shustevan
      @shustevan Před 2 lety +109

      @@dennydarkko cry

    • @jeffm1064
      @jeffm1064 Před 2 lety +65

      Shes not fine lol. She's average.

  • @sicksadgrls
    @sicksadgrls Před 2 lety +1923

    A lil appreciation for Ian because he’s lowkey the funniest person on the crew but because he is so deadpan nobody processes it until seconds later. This man… we need more of him.

    • @sicksadgrls
      @sicksadgrls Před 2 lety +38

      One day, may we all be as powerful as him.

    • @Marina-cq2yt
      @Marina-cq2yt Před 2 lety +36

      He needs to do stand up, he would kiiilllll at it.

    • @phillwelsh
      @phillwelsh Před 2 lety +11

      we get the right amount, never gets old

    • @daffywonderland
      @daffywonderland Před 2 lety +13

      @@Marina-cq2yt he has before! :)

    • @paulbunyan6024
      @paulbunyan6024 Před 2 lety +21

      All I ever see is appreciation comments, how about some disapproval for once? We are just so wholesome and positive here 🌞💐 appreciation for the appreciators 💖

  • @Hollygue
    @Hollygue Před 2 lety +2352

    Surprised Zach didn’t design the bathroom like someone’s front yard

    • @e.b.9416
      @e.b.9416 Před 2 lety +10

      😂😂😂

    • @samueldiaz4789
      @samueldiaz4789 Před 2 lety +4

      🤣

    • @courtdocumentsusa
      @courtdocumentsusa Před 2 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @annieliina
      @annieliina Před 2 lety +14

      i had the same thought, it could also have an automatic camera mechanism that takes a picture of your shit

    • @savorysoup
      @savorysoup Před 2 lety +6

      i really thought he was going to do that and sad he didn’t take the opportunity

  • @sophdoeslife
    @sophdoeslife Před 2 lety +3226

    Never did I think I would be so keen to watch a 2 hour podcast with a bunch of people I don’t know talking about how they would design a bathroom but here we are

    • @adrienk8166
      @adrienk8166 Před 2 lety +46

      You're not a true Fupa Trooper then

    • @xxlaura97xx
      @xxlaura97xx Před 2 lety +26

      As a follower of yours I’m buzzing to see you on the H3 comment section 😍

    • @itspowerlucayo
      @itspowerlucayo Před 2 lety +45

      Welcome to the family (cue Godfather music)

    • @maggie_sugarxo
      @maggie_sugarxo Před 2 lety +7

      Keep telling myself that 2 years later 🤣

    • @dollymay537
      @dollymay537 Před 2 lety +3

      Seeing that soph watches h3 made my day

  • @DayManAHHHah
    @DayManAHHHah Před 2 lety +1988

    Ethan getting defensive when AB said he was fact checking his koala facts. We need “FACT CHECK ME, BITCH” as a soundbite.

  • @matt-cn4gq
    @matt-cn4gq Před 2 lety +709

    Why Zach's bathroom concept wasn't just a fresh cut lawn sincerely baffles me

    • @gabihagelstein515
      @gabihagelstein515 Před 2 lety +12

      Missed opportunity

    • @shawy91
      @shawy91 Před 2 lety +2

      Absolutely! When Ethan ironically asked who could have predicted that? I was like, me. I could not have predicted that.

    • @chelseax2351
      @chelseax2351 Před 2 lety +3

      I was certain it was going to be nothing but grass

    • @NoVaSac
      @NoVaSac Před 2 lety

      That’s exactly what I was expecting, was a little disappointed

    • @Kigoz4Life
      @Kigoz4Life Před 2 lety +4

      look for corn

  • @waxtopia
    @waxtopia Před 2 lety +1245

    Ethan struggling to watch a TikTok every single pod is absolute gold.

    • @_Biggg_t
      @_Biggg_t Před 2 lety +19

      I need someone to do a supercut of all the times it's switches to a different tik tok

    • @Anna-fw8rd
      @Anna-fw8rd Před 2 lety +1

      And then making fun of his mother like he isn't just as bad lmao

  • @zaz81ms
    @zaz81ms Před 2 lety +1210

    I‘d die for the crew to go on a trip to Sweden and film a whole season about it. It would be so hilarious!

  • @noelleh.5235
    @noelleh.5235 Před 2 lety +1689

    "I miss the days when you could cruise around with a gold coin" Ethan acting like he was born in 1776

    • @sarahschouveller1993
      @sarahschouveller1993 Před 2 lety +7

      I think he said "Did I miss the days..." but yours is funnier

    • @Lo66Li96
      @Lo66Li96 Před 2 lety +26

      @@sarahschouveller1993 he said "dude, I miss the days when you could just cruise around with a gold coin"

    • @Lo66Li96
      @Lo66Li96 Před 2 lety +4

      1:05:22

    • @KarryKarryKarry
      @KarryKarryKarry Před 2 lety +3

      The revolutionary war started in 1778.

    • @cesarpena5022
      @cesarpena5022 Před 2 lety +3

      He is the Godfather

  • @EmilyTheEngineer
    @EmilyTheEngineer Před 2 lety +2283

    "op there it is" is now ENGRAINED in the depths of my brain after watching that intro

    • @HighTide_808
      @HighTide_808 Před 2 lety +13

      Ok checkmark

    • @fleischer236
      @fleischer236 Před 2 lety +12

      Shackalaka Shackalaka

    • @HobbyVolt
      @HobbyVolt Před 2 lety +4

      Aren't you the girl who makes Iron Man suits on TikTok?! Funny seeing you here!

    • @benzemami
      @benzemami Před 2 lety +8

      Fucking same Hila is a queen

    • @mamaharumi
      @mamaharumi Před 2 lety +15

      @@HighTide_808 this isn't twitter dude

  • @reytheplatypus
    @reytheplatypus Před 2 lety +436

    very thoughtful of dan to have a little grassy corner in his bathroom design for zach to poop comfortably.

  • @samj3749
    @samj3749 Před 2 lety +415

    Ethan absolutely grilling Zach on his rejection story like he’s on trial was so funny to me. Like he already said it was a brutal rejection and Ethan gives no Fs

    • @samj3749
      @samj3749 Před 2 lety +55

      “And how long did you cry for??” 🤣

    • @scent-bubbles
      @scent-bubbles Před 2 lety +13

      @@samj3749 The idea of someone saying they were extremely embarrassed about a break up and then asking how long they cried for.... I feel so bad for laughing so hard

  • @savvysushi
    @savvysushi Před 2 lety +877

    I don’t think anyone at H3 understands the comedic gold that Ethan’s “where would we be without men” transition into The Godfather scene is. Every minute of it gets more and more painful to watch and somehow better and better 😂😂😂

  • @HomeworkRadio
    @HomeworkRadio Před 2 lety +4431

    Bathroom idea, replace all the walls with one way glass.

    • @wd5739
      @wd5739 Před 2 lety +170

      Yeah which way?? thats not something you can be vague about! 😂

    • @strwbymlk
      @strwbymlk Před 2 lety +79

      … don’t leave us hanging, please, *which way???*

    • @trevor5473
      @trevor5473 Před 2 lety +91

      @@kaila2932 u know which way....😏

    • @Sleepingwei
      @Sleepingwei Před 2 lety +118

      Even better….. two way glass 😏

    • @colbicolbiWTF
      @colbicolbiWTF Před 2 lety +36

      There's a rest stop with one way glass for the stalls so you can see if it's safe or spot predators, very cool! It was only in the female restroom but it was 3 am nobody there but us and my mom and niece wanted me to see it lol the doors BTW not like u could see other people in the stalls but u can see the entrance and sinks from inside the stall

  • @Tagperson
    @Tagperson Před 2 lety +282

    I love how off the rails is slowly turning into “How much anxiety and stress can we give Dan”

  • @CLong-ht7kn
    @CLong-ht7kn Před 2 lety +365

    I’m with Olivia. It’s very difficult to be put on the spot by a guy and it’s hard to say no, you feel so guilty and bad for the guy.

    • @blkkatemoss
      @blkkatemoss Před 2 lety +67

      Maaaannnn we need to teach kids rejection happens and it’s fine specially boys if they can deal with the feeling of rejection young maybe they’ll grow up not blaming women for not being interested in them

    • @miminaomi9844
      @miminaomi9844 Před 2 lety +20

      @@blkkatemoss as someone who works with young kids, I can honestly tell you from the bottom of my heart, that the younger generation will not handle rejection well because they are extremely spoiled and just get their tablet thrown at them when they're upset over something. with peace and love millennial parents (obv not all) suck ass

    • @heatherwatchesstuff
      @heatherwatchesstuff Před 2 lety +31

      Agreed, and I also think guys get mad because they think girls are acting rude in these scenarios but I will say, in my own experience, that getting approached by a guy you’ve never met and asked pointedly to go out with them feels almost objectifying and you automatically feel the need to put your guard up

    • @_Biggg_t
      @_Biggg_t Před 2 lety +17

      Exactly, whether they know it or not they put us on the spot and it's hard to say no. But if you are doing it publicly you open yourself up for rejection ya know

    • @violet7583
      @violet7583 Před 2 lety

      @@blkkatemoss YES!!

  • @Alexandra-hf2di
    @Alexandra-hf2di Před 2 lety +1464

    this intro was a masterpiece.
    ethan dancing ✅
    dan’s mating call ✅
    ethan out of breath ✅
    ab pretending to be shot like in scarface 😭 ✅
    zach’s epic remix ✅
    how could i forget LOVE’s DISCO ✅
    FULL SEND BOIS

    • @jmk0574
      @jmk0574 Před 2 lety +18

      I was wondering if ab really lacks that much rhythm or if he was just goofing? 😂

    • @314Poppie
      @314Poppie Před 2 lety +27

      THAT WAS THE BEST INTRO OF ALL TIME

    • @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
      @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye Před 2 lety +21

      @@jmk0574 look how smooth in general AB is… he’s goofing.
      And Dan’s mating call lmao

    • @monica85297
      @monica85297 Před 2 lety +6

      Awww you forgot Love!

    • @jordan11752
      @jordan11752 Před 2 lety

      Time stamp?

  • @brookswain7846
    @brookswain7846 Před 2 lety +2190

    One minute in and Ethan is close to passing out. Devoted king

    • @chrislangstaff
      @chrislangstaff Před 2 lety +63

      Ethan breathing heavy is making me kinda sad...don't die fupa king

    • @oiaeyu
      @oiaeyu Před 2 lety +43

      All the blood flow redirected to his massive monster co... hands

    • @KK-pd3rg
      @KK-pd3rg Před 2 lety +8

      He's so obese he's about to keel over.

    • @soggybiscuit6098
      @soggybiscuit6098 Před 2 lety +3

      Swelling of the face, tiredness. Typical jab side effects

    • @peachfuzz5123
      @peachfuzz5123 Před 2 lety +8

      @@soggybiscuit6098 jab?

  • @RG-FNR
    @RG-FNR Před 2 lety +286

    You guys need to make Dan screaming LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO into a soundbite, that part frickin killed me LMAO.
    Put em in a coffin.

  • @naynerboppers5254
    @naynerboppers5254 Před 2 lety +153

    Wow! The energy at the start of this quite literally just sent me from feeling tired, sad, and sluggish to upbeat, excited, happy, and energized .....I genuinely needed that and feel moved to say THANK YOU!
    I lost my fur baby of 11 years yesterday She was the most amazing dog, from scaring off multiple intruders (one in the house and at least one in the backyard) to being a big part of my teen son's life to notifying me before migraines, blood sugar crashes, and seizures (without any training that we know of), she was EVERYTHING to us and the perfect dog. So thank you for shaking off my blues so I can instead appreciate how lucky we were to have those 11 years!

    • @maddiemiller410
      @maddiemiller410 Před 2 lety +6

      (this comment made me remember this, hope you find it nice) “The pain passes, but the beauty remains.” - Pierre Auguste Renoir

    • @gigiwoodward220
      @gigiwoodward220 Před 2 lety +1

      Oh my god I’m fucking sobbing. What kind of dog was it 🥺 I love dogs oh my god

    • @naynerboppers5254
      @naynerboppers5254 Před 2 lety +2

      @@gigiwoodward220 She was a Boston Terrier mix and looked like a brindle and white pitbull puppy. The second we saw her, she took our hearts! Funny thing was, we were looking for a medium sized dog but because the large dog wing was the one open at the time, we went in to give them some loves before the med/small dog wing was opened up. At the time she had just been picked up that morning and her kennel was being cleaned.....we ended up putting in tentative adoption papers in case the owners weren't located. We got lucky and a few weeks later, she joined our family and home. She was likely between 4-5 (but at most 7) years old when we got her, and we had 11 wonderful years with her. Thank you so much for reaching out.... Talking/typing about her helps me grieve and heal.

    • @naynerboppers5254
      @naynerboppers5254 Před 2 lety +1

      @@maddiemiller410 Thank you so much. It it so true and why I love talking about her.

  • @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x
    @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x Před 2 lety +342

    0:47 Dan screaming like a banshee in the beginning shook me to my core. He sounds like a dinosaur giving birth. Can someone remix that with Trisha's Ohm chant. 🧘🏻‍♂️

  • @jackfrizzy2638
    @jackfrizzy2638 Před 2 lety +323

    They always say that Love needs to come to the US but I think Ethan and the crew should take a trip to Sweden to meet Love and get that Swedish pizza

  • @NubleMarie
    @NubleMarie Před 2 lety +162

    I love how the crew KNOWS protesting against the god father meme would only encourage Ethan more, so they have to resort to not giving him any attention like a child 💀

  • @angelinaaleman1071
    @angelinaaleman1071 Před 2 lety +308

    As for AB’s bathroom design, the toilet flush handle should be activated by lifting/tilting the hat

    • @colleen6630
      @colleen6630 Před 2 lety +1

      I think they brought that up

    • @Vegas2332
      @Vegas2332 Před 2 lety

      I was thinking give the toilet a pair of shades, and flush by tilting the ear hook lol

  • @CollinThomasEverett
    @CollinThomasEverett Před 2 lety +600

    I cackle every time I hear Dan's "I'm gonna come" soundbyte. So funny and always unexpected.

    • @jessehiggason
      @jessehiggason Před 2 lety +27

      And it’s of such clear sound quality. 😂

    • @rachela2727
      @rachela2727 Před 2 lety +10

      Same lol too much info but when my boyfriend and I were having sex today It popped into my head. I had to stop myself from giggling

    • @Chelsea-bq1zn
      @Chelsea-bq1zn Před 2 lety

      😂😂

    • @hunterchristian5229
      @hunterchristian5229 Před 2 lety +2

      definitely the first place sound bite at the moment

    • @JB-ns6ek
      @JB-ns6ek Před 2 lety +2

      When he said it too it was completely out of context and not sexual + no one said anything live when it happened. And I thought that's gonna be a soundbite lol.

  • @heartsparkle
    @heartsparkle Před 2 lety +416

    This is the best H3 opening I’ve ever seen, from Ethan’s dancing, to AB trying to clap on beat, and dan’s screaming….😭😭😂

  • @ArianC31
    @ArianC31 Před 2 lety +121

    The amount of joy it brings me when AB puts his head in his shirt from laughing 😂😂😂

  • @rapidash8060
    @rapidash8060 Před 2 lety +170

    But why did AB become an expert at toilet bowl sizing? Why wouldn't anyone prompt him to finish that? Tell me

  • @watchshortiego
    @watchshortiego Před 2 lety +453

    AB’s shimmy at the beginning got me DEAD AF. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Memi-cp4yc
      @Memi-cp4yc Před 2 lety +5

      Yessssss

    • @benzemami
      @benzemami Před 2 lety +22

      Followed by Dan’s scream that finished me😂😂😂

    • @NecroMancer84
      @NecroMancer84 Před 2 lety +6

      Boy's got rhythm 😁

    • @andreaarchaeology
      @andreaarchaeology Před 2 lety +3

      I missed it the 1st time so went back to watch. Worth it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @worldprincess5531
      @worldprincess5531 Před 2 lety +5

      You look so beautiful in your picture! 👰🏻

  • @andyx670
    @andyx670 Před 2 lety +1161

    The off the rails level energy gets me so fucking hyped. Let's goooooo

    • @Granolerbars
      @Granolerbars Před 2 lety +9

      The intros are so funny

    • @jackk3951
      @jackk3951 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Granolerbars The intros are my fav part

    • @a1yssaa
      @a1yssaa Před 2 lety +3

      i get instantly happy when they post

    • @Granolerbars
      @Granolerbars Před 2 lety +1

      @@jackk3951 me too I was listening for the Trisha ommmmmmm 🧘🏽‍♀️ lmao *gunshots*

    • @bybelab.8720
      @bybelab.8720 Před 2 lety

      favorite one hands down. the whole crew being involved makes everything great

  • @leesus2275
    @leesus2275 Před 2 lety +36

    I’m tripping on shrooms I must say there is great chemistry with this crew

  • @saphirecotto4347
    @saphirecotto4347 Před 2 lety +81

    Can we get a compilation of Ethan ripping off his Beanie it’s always aggressive.

  • @_mattsongz
    @_mattsongz Před 2 lety +327

    God that whole Jordan Peterson bit of “where would we be without men” transitioning into The Godfather bit was the best shit I’ve seen from Ethan in a long time lmfaooo

  • @beckyjo2914
    @beckyjo2914 Před 2 lety +825

    Ethan transitioning to the main segment in every episode: this is pretty interesting. I think you guys’ll like this. So here we have -

  • @omniisim3634
    @omniisim3634 Před 2 lety +591

    Dan: “It’s like cavernous in there.”
    Ethan: “You think it’s cavernous?
    Dan: “Yeah.”
    Ethan: “Like a man’s anus.”
    Dan: “Oh-w…ok.”

    • @TheFlamingJason
      @TheFlamingJason Před 2 lety +16

      one of my favorite moments in h3 podcast history

    • @omniisim3634
      @omniisim3634 Před 2 lety +9

      @@TheFlamingJason I have to agree. I was like why tf is no one laughing. I would’ve been dying 🤣

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 Před 2 lety +4

      He was not trying to confirm that shit 😭

    • @omniisim3634
      @omniisim3634 Před 2 lety +2

      @@candy2325 lol for real 🤣

  • @dedemegadodo3.14
    @dedemegadodo3.14 Před 2 lety +46

    I love ethans dancing so much, looks like he should be at a school disco with a flamed tshirt on

  • @Lizard_Wizard212
    @Lizard_Wizard212 Před 2 lety +1166

    Ethan, your hands are already the perfect size. There’s no need for enlargement surgery. You will become too powerful.

  • @loneranger5725
    @loneranger5725 Před 2 lety +331

    That chair has made Dan a new man lol we no longer have censored Dan we got Dr.Evil Dan and I’m living for it.

  • @throast7247
    @throast7247 Před 2 lety +105

    Dan's bathroom set up is really nice, but it cracks me up that he's fine with the regular door, nothing special just a door

  • @jsdndksmdkds
    @jsdndksmdkds Před 2 lety +30

    i think the biggest mistranslation is how love responds to questions with "sure" when he's 100% serious lmao

  • @ez865
    @ez865 Před 2 lety +861

    Dan: “don’t chew in the mic!”
    Also Dan: Screams as loud as he can in the mic.

    • @haleyt3754
      @haleyt3754 Před 2 lety +10

      @@tomashmore7413 well to be fair I’m the other way around

    • @Eddysig
      @Eddysig Před 2 lety +5

      AHAHAHA U RIGHT THAT SCREAM WAS SO LOUD 😂

    • @nevaeh9125
      @nevaeh9125 Před 2 lety +11

      I've got a conditions called Narcolepsy w/Cataplexy. Cataplexy is basically a loss of energy after having an extreme reaction to something or feeling an extreme emotion.
      The point of me saying that is because one of my Cataplexy triggers is the sound of people chewing and smacking... (cough) Ethan. So I much prefer Dan screeching into my eardrums than Ethan sounding like a farm animal eating.

    • @haleyt3754
      @haleyt3754 Před 2 lety +3

      @@nevaeh9125 I’m sorry about that :( so when u hear triggers like that u fall asleep? I’m just curious bc I’ve never heard of that!

    • @nevaeh9125
      @nevaeh9125 Před 2 lety +14

      @@haleyt3754 (long read, sorry. Wanted to explain the best way I could)
      Well, Narcolepsy is a chronic sleep disorder that causes me to feel sleepy, drowsy, and tired all the time. Imagine the feeling of not sleeping for 72 hours. That's the feeling of Narcolepsy.
      Narcolepsy also causes Sleep Attacks. That basically means I can uncontrollably fall asleep anytime, anywhere, while doing anything. It's scary in some situations to say the least.
      And as for Cataplexy, you've got part of it right. I do fall asleep or take a nap after having a Cataplexy Attack because it exhausts me so much. But a Cataplexy Attack usually starts with me getting angry at the trigger and then slowly bawling my eyes out as I get sleepy. My muscles get weak, I kinda slouch back, and eventually fall asleep.

  • @remy3839
    @remy3839 Před 2 lety +448

    Hila sound bites will always be god tier no matter what

  • @mrshobbs
    @mrshobbs Před 2 lety +31

    I actually choked and cried laughing when the tik tok kept scrolling to that dude with the mask. the sudden jarring noise and ethan's frustration just gets me every time.

  • @kaysanma
    @kaysanma Před 2 lety +74

    Thank you Ethan for recognizing Taiwan as a country in which we've fought so hard to stand our ground in all the global organizations under China's political oppression!!

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Před rokem

      John Cena is the only person who learnt a second language and managed to look less intelligent.

    • @Bunnyjuniorfan
      @Bunnyjuniorfan Před 8 měsíci

      Sending you love, praying for Taiwan xx

  • @bargaingoldandsilver
    @bargaingoldandsilver Před 2 lety +379

    Bathroom idea for zack, no toilet, just grass and doggie bags and a selfie stick.

    • @Cristina_504
      @Cristina_504 Před 2 lety +5

      Genius

    • @commanderwaddles3483
      @commanderwaddles3483 Před 2 lety

      Alright, come on, you know it's gonna stink real bad.
      We need a compromise here.
      So yes there is grass. At the center you will find a hidden squatty potty with built-in buddet(can't figure out how to spell it lol) functions, & the bathroom trashcan has one big blue doggybag-looking bag lol

    • @queenofzenk
      @queenofzenk Před 2 lety

      @@commanderwaddles3483 bidet?

  • @hannahperkins4694
    @hannahperkins4694 Před 2 lety +330

    I was fully expecting Zach's bathroom to be no toilet, just grass, and the wallpaper is the outside of a house. Perhaps a tree in the corner

    • @Zigzag5710
      @Zigzag5710 Před 2 lety

      Lmaoo

    • @zt3726
      @zt3726 Před 2 lety +5

      This is the comment I was looking for! That’s exactly what I was expecting

    • @INT1388
      @INT1388 Před 2 lety +7

      Would be good, but Zach aint funny like that

    • @justjack6967
      @justjack6967 Před 2 lety +6

      Missed opportunity

    • @orangepie9462
      @orangepie9462 Před 2 lety +1

      Thiiiissss

  • @spityergumout
    @spityergumout Před 2 lety +26

    Ian grilling Zach for his clapping cheeks comment had me in tears.

  • @waxtopia
    @waxtopia Před 2 lety +119

    The guidance counselor was honestly wrong for that. She should have told that poor kid that he needs to ask himself because it’s out of her power. Would have saved him some embarrassment

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 Před 2 lety +9

      Yeah, she could’ve reassured and encouraged him without involving herself..

    • @waxtopia
      @waxtopia Před 2 lety +12

      @@genericname8727 exactly ! That would have been the best route. Instead it was basically like a hostage situation 😂

    • @kate-ec4pj
      @kate-ec4pj Před 11 měsíci +1

      what if HE asked her for that

    • @waxtopia
      @waxtopia Před 11 měsíci

      @@kate-ec4pj like i said, she should have told him that it’s out of her power 😂

    • @kate-ec4pj
      @kate-ec4pj Před 11 měsíci

      @@waxtopia hahah true

  • @mozze_satrio
    @mozze_satrio Před 2 lety +377

    I love how Olivia is sick but still slays with the makeup on.

    • @KIWIKIMI14
      @KIWIKIMI14 Před 2 lety +35

      Olivia’s makeup is always so gorgeous!

    • @hulkamania5071
      @hulkamania5071 Před 2 lety +34

      i hope she doesn't feel like she always hes to wear makeup and try to look her best on the show, none of the guys do that and she shouldn't have to be the only one. she is a wonderful edition to the crew, and think her contributions to the show will be beneficial for all of us.

    • @princevegeta7487
      @princevegeta7487 Před 2 lety +50

      @@hulkamania5071 maybe she just wants to wear makeup

    • @lauralanthalasa7
      @lauralanthalasa7 Před 2 lety +8

      @@hulkamania5071 there is nothing wrong with wanting to look her best on camera

    • @lauralanthalasa7
      @lauralanthalasa7 Před 2 lety +32

      @@ObesePuppies yeah, some people want 100 layers and it's not your buisness, nobody is making you wear it so why do you care

  • @robinbanks644
    @robinbanks644 Před 2 lety +332

    dude, ethans "where would we be without men" gets me everytime

    • @buttistedsuidice3296
      @buttistedsuidice3296 Před 2 lety +20

      The Godfather-JP crossover is destroying me, It’s so good

    • @robinbanks644
      @robinbanks644 Před 2 lety +11

      @@buttistedsuidice3296 yeah the godfather got me too, also its funny how much dan hates it.

    • @Snoozy123
      @Snoozy123 Před 2 lety +2

      The people that called him out over it, when it first happened, needs to be thrown in jail
      😂😂😂

  • @arielgiroux
    @arielgiroux Před 2 lety +44

    dan’s bathroom but instead of nature sounds, make it Trisha’s “ooommm” sound bite

  • @imanolpulido8499
    @imanolpulido8499 Před 2 lety +22

    Dan doesn't always encourage Ethan to spend a lot of money but he seems very enthusiastic about the bathroom renovations

  • @AnotherHalfOfMe
    @AnotherHalfOfMe Před 2 lety +370

    As a ceramic artist, I would 100% dedicate all my time into making AB's toilet dream a reality!! Fully functional sculpture!!

  • @AnthonysCorner1
    @AnthonysCorner1 Před 2 lety +15

    AB pissing in a bottle in the back seat whole Lena was driving reminds me of what Dwight did. When Dwight peed in a can while Michael was driving. 😂😂😂 The H3 crew is literally Dunder Mifflin Parallels. 🤣

  • @jaydenhere6722
    @jaydenhere6722 Před 2 lety +26

    Ethans so fukn funny. So glad I found this podcast to brighten up my life.

  • @jenntato9847
    @jenntato9847 Před 2 lety +193

    Zach not designing his bathroom like the yard he shit in was a missed opportunity

    • @marz3013
      @marz3013 Před 2 lety +1

      I THOUGHT THAT WAS WHAT IT WAS GONNA BE TOO

  • @zodiacblack
    @zodiacblack Před 2 lety +261

    We all know Zach’s real bathroom is a simulated frontyard.

    • @m4ni3czk4
      @m4ni3czk4 Před 2 lety

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @marys1800
    @marys1800 Před 2 lety +74

    This was high-key low-key a great episode. These off the rails are getting better and better!

  • @popcuties
    @popcuties Před 2 lety +18

    When I was in my 6th grade classroom I had a teacher that called me into the hallway, and when I went outside there was another student waiting for me. The student asked me out and I awkwardly said no and went back to class… I hated my teacher for that. Ugh.

  • @yuliiza
    @yuliiza Před 2 lety +518

    TIMESTAMPS
    4:11 - ethan’s laugh
    8:08 - tik tok find
    13:07 - jeff bezos
    24:41 - brutal rejection
    30:09 - rejection stories
    47:13 - rejection stories (cont.)
    52:27 - bathroom makeover

    • @user-kf2pq8rt3r
      @user-kf2pq8rt3r Před 2 lety +1

      💛💛

    • @SilentSzZ
      @SilentSzZ Před 2 lety +11

      The queen we need but don’t deserve 👑

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 Před 2 lety +9

      @@alexisc3356 yea I wanted them to move on from that I was getting bored lol

    • @Iheartstevenarmstrong
      @Iheartstevenarmstrong Před 2 lety +5

      @@candy2325 for real I hate when that happens .. I truly can't stand the fuck ya baby guy on Fridays like the first time ok but every time after has just made me want to range

    • @miizzsarahdee
      @miizzsarahdee Před 2 lety +6

      Wait there's nothing after bathroom makeover!?

  • @cowboyblue6890
    @cowboyblue6890 Před 2 lety +171

    love how the camera cuts to AB not giving a shit when ethan’s doing the godfather

  • @candymandan
    @candymandan Před 2 lety +19

    I'm so glad we have all these "different" shows from you guys, don't know how I managed to live with the 1 episode a week schedule. Papa bless

  • @Nuggett-irl
    @Nuggett-irl Před 2 lety +84

    I feel like Dan hates sounding like a know it all but some things he just can’t let Ethan get away with 😅

    • @slunkzilla
      @slunkzilla Před 2 lety +3

      100%

    • @AVspectre
      @AVspectre Před 2 lety +8

      Ethan: I’ve never heard of gold da-bullion…

  • @ConnieFitton
    @ConnieFitton Před 2 lety +504

    As an Australian, I can say that Koalas are one of our most cherished animals. Sadly since the crazy fires that we had a few years ago, the Koala population has diminished and so many of the trees they lived in and would eat, have been destroyed by fire. SAVE THE KOALAS.

    • @85arrie
      @85arrie Před 2 lety +20

      We need to get Donna on board, save the butterflies and the koalas!!

    • @yaremilizbethdelgado8561
      @yaremilizbethdelgado8561 Před 2 lety +1

      This is so sad 😭

    • @vicminny8151
      @vicminny8151 Před 2 lety +7

      It's all because of Gladys!!

    • @evobeast
      @evobeast Před 2 lety

      They're stinky AS though

    • @maryjjaneeee
      @maryjjaneeee Před 2 lety +5

      @@evobeast I'm sure you stink too, doesn't mean we will let you go extinct or disrespect you

  • @mallorybailey8308
    @mallorybailey8308 Před 2 lety +236

    Ethan dancing to tragic events of history took me out😂😭🤌

  • @luism644
    @luism644 Před 2 lety +10

    Ethan calling the Swedish flag the IKEA flag was the best

  • @andresruvalcaba1993
    @andresruvalcaba1993 Před 2 lety +14

    That transition from Jordan Peterson to The Godfather was legendary

  • @shokstudios
    @shokstudios Před 2 lety +231

    AB laughing hysterically at Zach’s rejection story is everything😂

  • @MaruB88
    @MaruB88 Před 2 lety +156

    damn, ethan busting moves while talking about 9/11 got me crying laughing ☠️☠️☠️

    • @-Yikes
      @-Yikes Před 2 lety +3

      10:36 Ethan tik tok dances to 9/11. 1 like = thanking me for the time stamp. Foot soldiers!!!!

  • @Biggleboggles
    @Biggleboggles Před 2 lety +6

    This is BY FAR the greatest intro of any podcast of all time. Great moves Ethan.

  • @duckducckk
    @duckducckk Před 2 lety +11

    this is the best intro of any ep yet 😂 ab trying to clap on beat then shaking and dan screaming 😂😂😂

  • @bendoerges4211
    @bendoerges4211 Před 2 lety +345

    Ethan: “Is anybody laughing?”
    *Zach laughing in the distance*
    Love the podcast😂

  • @matthewl3795
    @matthewl3795 Před 2 lety +200

    "It's all about creating something and letting it go" Ethan: "Like a poop"

    • @kicobry
      @kicobry Před 2 lety +2

      i hope i didn’t miss this and just haven’t got to it yet lol

  • @HadynTM
    @HadynTM Před 2 lety +11

    This was honestly THE BEST intro to any of these podcasts

  • @mynamejeff8261
    @mynamejeff8261 Před 2 lety +33

    If you told me a conversation would start with a Swedish bathroom and end in looking at pizza reviews I’d not even be surprised at this point

  • @samysnes
    @samysnes Před 2 lety +164

    If there's one room you DON'T want to be a blacklight room, is the bathroom lol

  • @deadsongabsalom1988
    @deadsongabsalom1988 Před 2 lety +5

    The Jordan Peterson/ godfather bit, back to back is the best!🤣

  • @AlexTylerMeyers
    @AlexTylerMeyers Před 2 lety +45

    Love’s little menacing laugh is up there with Dan on the tier list.

  • @kermitthefrog9623
    @kermitthefrog9623 Před 2 lety +122

    The trend of Ethan accidentally scrolling on TikTok and then getting angry continues 💀

    • @Alylugosii
      @Alylugosii Před 2 lety

      Iii mo i I'm In my first oi mo job is andino mo>moneyon on a lot in my k>9>I >area I >I I'm i9

  • @chloewagenknecht8618
    @chloewagenknecht8618 Před 2 lety +442

    This show makes me die of laughter EVERY SINGLE WEEK.

    • @CaponeXX
      @CaponeXX Před 2 lety +2

      if you come back every week you're not really dying.

    • @courtneymsx
      @courtneymsx Před 2 lety +1

      Its one of the few things that keep me going 😂

    • @CaponeXX
      @CaponeXX Před 2 lety

      @@courtneymsxThat's not good.

  • @Esach711
    @Esach711 Před 2 lety +32

    At this point I am almost certain Ethan does not realize that Tasmanian She-Devil is not just Taz in drag. It's an entirely different character lol.

    • @AVspectre
      @AVspectre Před 2 lety +1

      Every time he mentions it I just feel my eye twitch lol

  • @dathbaeder
    @dathbaeder Před 2 lety +6

    47:59 does ian get notified when someone unmutes their mic or something? that switch to dan was so quick and ian was in the middle of telling a story lmaoo

  • @DayManAHHHah
    @DayManAHHHah Před 2 lety +149

    Someone got SO mad in a recent episode when I commented that Ethan is a great interviewer. I won't change my mind! I love how Ethan insists on getting every detail and painting the scene. It's so funny to me and genuinely helps LOL. He did it with Zach and he'd do it all the time with Trisha's all over the place stories on Frenemies.

    • @DayManAHHHah
      @DayManAHHHah Před 2 lety +9

      @@antinsanwo there were many moments but that’s EXACTLY the one I was thinking of specifically!!!! I remember watching it and thinking “yes, Ethan. Go back to that point. I’m also not understanding. Have her clarify it..” 🤪

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 Před 2 lety +8

      I love how thorough he is when talking to people and doesn’t just take things at face value. It’s starting to rub off on me too when I talk to people. You’d be surprised how many people exaggerate and completely bullshit a story/something they’re telling you once you start to dig in.

  • @kkw7912
    @kkw7912 Před 2 lety +434

    i don’t think people realize how funny AB is

    • @Alexandra-hf2di
      @Alexandra-hf2di Před 2 lety +103

      i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: he’s the middle child of the h3 podcast 😂

    • @elalim1691
      @elalim1691 Před 2 lety +1

      proof

    • @japaneseninja33
      @japaneseninja33 Před 2 lety +23

      AB in the silent library podcast was my favorite. I laughed so much watching him with his silver bowl

    • @Akito0110
      @Akito0110 Před 2 lety +2

      I do! I always appreciate him and Love

  • @anissapizza2979
    @anissapizza2979 Před 2 lety +42

    I can’t even begin to explain to you guys the multiple and ugly things I went through this month. I don’t even feel like I’m here anymore but you guys make me feel grounded and happy. I hate to put that pressure on y’all…real fans know that if you ever left, we’d support you (jenna marbles fan here) but just heckin thank you for being around rn. ☮️ & 💟

  • @HeiroSect
    @HeiroSect Před 2 lety +6

    I found it amusing at 10:20 right after Ethan said “Holocaust” I got a credit karma ad that started off with “Would you like free gas”

  • @_AverageAlex_
    @_AverageAlex_ Před 2 lety +186

    Olivia’s bathroom idea needs to happen. Party Pööper is genius.

    • @flowermom3507
      @flowermom3507 Před 2 lety +13

      Only thing is- the black light is going to show any urine anywhere 😂

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat Před 2 lety +5

      @@flowermom3507 strobe lighting so you're pretty much blinded and can't see it

    • @commanderwaddles3483
      @commanderwaddles3483 Před 2 lety +4

      @@flowermom3507 Easy cleaning 👌

    • @ariseira_
      @ariseira_ Před 2 lety

      Daft punk make a surprise appearance at the hottest club around

  • @NicoleLM52638
    @NicoleLM52638 Před 2 lety +44

    LOL I’m a Jessica watching at home from Virginia (while stoned) and when Ethan said that it totally caught me off guard 🤣 I was like wait when did I give my opinion

  • @enchanteddryad6500
    @enchanteddryad6500 Před 2 lety +17

    Dan's idea is easy if you get a spray painter artist to do exactly that design, 2 ambient wall lights and and a bluetooth speaker set, you'd be there for 5000k easy.

  • @eron9220
    @eron9220 Před 2 lety +7

    I didn't feel like watching a 2 hour episode but wanted to support so I have your video up and running through for a full uninterrupted view with mute on and every time I come back and click this tab Ethan is doing some horrific dance move lol. love you guys!

  • @mcr5645
    @mcr5645 Před 2 lety +178

    Ethan subtly leading Zach's storytelling skills is wholesome af

    • @nessa2160
      @nessa2160 Před 2 lety +25

      Yeah when he tells a story it's very obvious he doesn't know how to get to the point or correctly emphasize certain parts and make it funny.

    • @sophiej9346
      @sophiej9346 Před 2 lety +9

      @@nessa2160 omg 😂😂😂 u did not have to call him out like that

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 Před 2 lety +5

      @@nessa2160 I have to agree. I always get nervous when Zach wants to share a story because I know Ethan is going to grill him mad hard 😅

  • @caro6003
    @caro6003 Před 2 lety +84

    ab’s face/quiet laughter when zach’s telling his rejection story is 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @thebestvideocritique
    @thebestvideocritique Před 2 lety +8

    I love the intros on off the rails. Zach always kills me 🤣🤣

  • @lizbethmiranda6926
    @lizbethmiranda6926 Před 2 lety +56

    when AB said "I don't pee in a bottle in front of her" he sounded like SUCH a gentleman. My guy pees in a bottle in front of me almost daily, and AB got me thinking if I deserve a true gentleman

    • @kaylabaker7410
      @kaylabaker7410 Před 2 lety +30

      why don't your dude just use the toilet? 😭😭🤚

    • @michellecwen
      @michellecwen Před 2 lety +38

      the bar is low

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 Před 2 lety +19

      If he’s doing that daily then.. I don’t know but that’s not normal

    • @sugarsore
      @sugarsore Před 2 lety +16

      Daily? Why?

    • @commanderwaddles3483
      @commanderwaddles3483 Před 2 lety

      There's plenty dudes that are willing to fulfil your ignorance is bliss desires under the guise of chivalry, go ahead & dump your transparent partner lol

  • @Codyumm
    @Codyumm Před 2 lety +434

    Loves laugh gets me every time.

    • @johnbrown1290
      @johnbrown1290 Před 2 lety +43

      That's when you know a joke or bit really slaps lol

    • @alexhonken
      @alexhonken Před 2 lety +11

      "heh heh heh"

    • @habowtat3576
      @habowtat3576 Před 2 lety +8

      It sounds like he's planning on coming to America to join them yeah? He said, "when I come to America, I want a safe place to poop" maybe he just meant when he visits

    • @PerSixPlus
      @PerSixPlus Před 2 lety +2

      Me too. Every time something is on the brink of making me laugh and Love chimes in with his giggle, I burst out laughing. 🤣

    • @Brrrrrrre
      @Brrrrrrre Před 2 lety +4

      @@habowtat3576 he’s coming after christmas

  • @jaylaaa-x
    @jaylaaa-x Před 2 lety +142

    the intro gets more hype every episode and I’M HERE FOR IT
    DAN’S SCREAMING THOUGH LMAO

  • @hollyroxy25
    @hollyroxy25 Před 2 lety +14

    I had the same kind of “relationship” in middle school lmao. I had a boyfriend that would call me every night & he’d have me put Nick @ nite on the tv & watch it with him over the phone while saying nothing lol, it was so awkward. And at lunch we’d hold hands while he said nothing 🤣🤣

  • @Texas-yeehaw
    @Texas-yeehaw Před rokem +4

    Zach's proposal story changed 🤣 first time he told it he said it happened in his neighborhood

  • @alainatrudeau572
    @alainatrudeau572 Před 2 lety +123

    i’m glad they stopped editing Ethan’s hands to be smaller in the thumbnails finally, we get to see them in their full glory

  • @abi5341
    @abi5341 Před 2 lety +157

    i was asked to homecoming my senior year in front of the ENTIRE school (bu someone much more popular than me). i didn’t have the heart to reject him, and instead had to endure one of the most uncomfortable nights of my life. tried desperately to avoid him the entire time. anyways, i told him i was a lesbian like three days later and he did not take it well. i promise you that girls do not find this flattering, it’s just super awkward for us and makes it hard to say no.

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 Před 2 lety +19

      Yea I don’t like it either. I don’t like a lot of attention and people watching me anyways so I don’t want a public announcement. I wouldn’t want my boyfriend to propose to me in front of people.. i prefer it privately

    • @christmastiger
      @christmastiger Před 2 lety +11

      Dude we need to get rid of proms and homecomings, I feel like they are exciting in theory and then end up disappointing the vast majority of people. I'm sure there are people out there who had fun at them but the amount of brutal rejections and disappointment and horror stories I've heard makes me think we need to ban asking people to prom at the very least.

    • @brimccrea160
      @brimccrea160 Před 2 lety +9

      I think the only time it's cute is if it's been talked about beforehand, like like I wanted my high school girlfriend to do a promposal for me so bad but thats not something she wanted so I didn't do it. but I had another couple friend who was comfortable with the idea of a promposal and the girls bf was able to still surprise her even tho she knew it was coming at some time