We Play Silent Library - Off The Rails #13
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- čas přidán 29. 09. 2021
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Why are Ethan’s hands so nice lol
you know ethan pinned this one😭
Okay Ethan I see you pinning the comment 👀
wait until you see the feet...
THE PIN LMAOOOO
64 likes and Ethan already pinned this shit
Ethan really said “ Olivia close your senses”
59:00 LMAOOO
I absolutely died when he said that 😭
@@missasoup What was the flavour of donut, I missed it
@@breakfastattiffanys741 it was sriracha on the top with Mayo in the middle lol
@@wednesdayaddams9342 so vile
Ian whispering “Dan, shut the fuck up” needs to be a soundbite 😂
Timestamp? I think I missed that
@@jonpaulcuzon5892 around 1:13:20ish
It’s absolute gold 🔥🔥😂
I replayed it 3 times!
Agree 1000 percent
whoever decided to sit olivia and ab next to each other needs a raise. the combination of ab throwing up and olivia freaking out about him throwing up was making me scream laugh
Ethan smelling the fish, going wide eyed and almost vomiting had me in tears. best. episode. ever.
the noise he made was unreal. i just rewatched that part 3x
I keep coming back to this video just to watch this part. It's so funny that Ethan looks away for a moment, just before smelling it. The doubt of whether he should do this or not, makes it so much better haha
1:30:36
@@Yandhi2 i’m literally doing exactly what you do right now 😂😂😂
“Who wants to decorate Dan’s head like a cupcake?”
“I’m interested”
With a Teddy Fresh-designed Cupcake wrapper turtleneck
I replayed that part like 5 times! I was laughing so hard! Was it ethan who said that?!?! Lmfaoo who said it?!?! xD 😆😆😆😆
I laughed so hard at that
Whiteclaw Gabe: FUCK YEAH! FRIDAY! FUCK YEAH! DO IT BABY ON FRIDAY FUCK YEAH!
@@cassigarica2005 I think it was Zack
The offhand comments of this episode are so good.
Ethan: “didn’t you start exercising?”
AB: “I stopped two weeks ago”
Olivia: “you just started two weeks ago”
Ethan, dead serious to AB: “don’t you fantasize about being on Hot Ones?”
I can’t
The hot ones comment took me out 😭
Ethan is lowkey funniest when hes being a little mean
Timestamp for the exercise comment?
@@georgia673 around 50:20
Confession: most nights I put on the Silent Library segment and fall asleep to it bec it sounds as if I'm there somewhere sleeping and the crew are just being considerate but talking within themselves
😂
me rn
you're sleeping to the sound of AB vomiting
How you gonna sleep through alarm noises?
Yeah I couldn’t do it. Too many mouth noises!
Zach: “anything for the show!”
Ethan: “ i DIDNT ask you to do that!”
💀😂😂😂😂😂
This had me dying & Lmao the “wtf are you doing” from Ethan and Dan moves back to reveal Zach chewing on that onion 😂
when ethan’s eyes got huge and he almost puked after smelling the fish and everyone trying not to laugh at him has to be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
1:30:35
Bruh his eyes almost popped out of his head 😂 That was hilarious
💀😂
And poor AB
Literally I cry cackle just thinking about it 🤣
Zach slamming the caramel onion: “Anything for the show”
“Nobody asked you to do that!”
That's joker brain
Zach knows what the people want
Zach is a comedic genius
1:20:12
I love Olivia, she's so sweet. Her shaking her head at AB to not eat another nugget and reassuring him he didn't have to do it was so cute. I'm glad theres another lady on the crew
Everyone was
A beautiful queen
Same
@Adriel SJ She does it a few times, but 1:13:13
@@Lilmanhaha It was never a sausage festival???
Watching old episodes now makes Dan’s shots look weird without being surrounded by the scorpion chair
Fr 😭😭
It’s so weird! Also, I said this in another comment but Shannon??
Whoever came up with that segment needs a fucking raise, that was hilarious the whole way through!!!
It's based off the TV Series "Silent Library"
@@CryptPixel Interesting! Had no idea, I’ll be checking it out!
Gaki No Tsukai did it first.
ikr, i hope they do more of this stuff lmao
“Why’d you wear the loudest jacket today???? That’s the loudest jacket I’ve ever heard” LMFAO ETHAN
AS AB IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE 😭 ETHAN HAS NO MERCY
That was so good
Everyone's laughter after Zach apologized during his consent tape killed me, that was the best part
Mine too 🤣
Ethans face 😭😭 I replayed it like 5 times it was so funny
Ethan: "He's praying to god, he's looking at em for help" "He's asking Jesus, to let him live..." 🤣
that killed me bahaha
I literally read this comment at the same time that part was playing on the video 🤣🤣
absolutely dying at everyone ripping lil huddy apart for his lack of enunciation 💀
they said “he needs some red leather yellow leather” 😂😂😂
He talks like my sims do
25:07 "it's the chasehudsonmeal"
@@slowpeelz “Bugerking ban a hunny twenks ingredients from ismeal thaswhy thississa Chaysudson meal issted of a liluddy”
He’s just too cool for speech
@@slowpeelz "Buhh.. imthe real mey"
zach biting AB’s nipple, ian pulling endless bones out of his mouth, the chain of vomit this was hands down the funniest pod episode ever
@@Kigoz4Life don’t ever correct me
@@rhiannar9389 thon't*
I'm coming back to this and noticed that Ethan doesn't whisper at all he just talk softly lmaoooo
I just came back to this too and it is so funny. I had to pause this so I could use the bathroom so I wouldn’t pee on myself. They need to do this again.
LMFAO you're right
@@nanmarie8207your wish came true only 2 months later!
When Zach said “No I consent. This is willingly. I consent. I’m sorry” during the butterfly kisses 😂
When they blurred Ian’s feet I died.
AB apologizing to Olivia as he was puking his brains out had me simping hard
😂😂😂
She was such a trooper and it was such a genuine moment hahah
AB’s grip on the table at 1:30:36 has me DYING 🤣 death grip on that table
I’m literally crying that shit had me dead when I went back 😂😂😂😂
Didn't even notice that kekeke
And then Ethan's gag immediately after dude LMAOOO
AB and Olivia looking out for each other this whole episode, love the dynamic
They have such adorable sibling energy! I absolutely hate when ppl ship them though, it makes me feel so bad for Lina :(
@@avamcivor5060 alabama sibling energy 😳🤔
Poor AB saying "Sorry Olivia" as he was puking hahaha
@@avamcivor5060 YES sibling energy
He didn’t even have to say anything he just handed her the yogurt and she opened it right away it was so sweet. Idk I love their friendship you can tell that they’re good homies
Ian having his feet blurred is only out of respect to Ethan, the king of Ethansfeet, formerly king of Wikifeet.
you weirdos make me cry laugh sometimes with this feet shit
wikifeet king > mr. verified
The fact they blurred his feet killed me
ian actually learned to blur them on command
such a perfect sentence relating to H3 lore
Zach whispering "Yo, can I try that?" about that shake fucking killed me
"I like the chunky drink texture" was what got me
I wouldn't want to have to chug it, but I'm equally as curious to taste it.
And then saying, “It’s good” when Ethan asked how it was. Funniest moment in the show because it’s just Zach being Zach.
AB was truly the star of this lmao. Fighting for his life the whole time
With all respect to Leena I'm an AB simp
Ethan: “don’t use your hand you fucking coward”
Also Ethan: can’t finish a single challenge
that was literally the most incredible off the rails episode ever to air.
Glad alot of people dug it. I personally have these themed episodes on the bottom of the list. Don't get me wrong the gang is always great and even the "worst" shows are awesome entertainment. The political ones are snoozefest for me straight up tho, but aside from Leftovers, they only do short segments on politics lately and don't have as many political guests and so on. So even that complaint isn't really of any relevance 🤷♂️ I'm a traditional H3 fan I guess overall tho lol my fave are the After Dark shows with Hila when they just watch wild videos and chat and react. Off the rails is def a cool little offshoot where they can experiment and do skits and all that tho. Just not my fave H3 content overall alot of times I guess. All that being said it was beautiful to see them all hanging out and laughing playing the game and I applaud the creativity and effort🙏✌❤
@@maxhines5744 😂😂😂
@@maxhines5744 😭😭😭 I can’t
@@CoreyHart13 chill Corey
@@maxhines5744 His comments are always so long 💀 He wrote a whole ass essay in comments about Joe Rogan and ivermectin on another pod. No one asked.
it’s been 5 minutes and i’m still dying at ethan saying “he sounds like a rat going through the wall”
This had to be the funniest part. Because it's so accurate.
😆❣
Lol what’s the timestamp
@@angenibarrios6904 1:25:45 around this time :)
1:31:30
"I felt his tongue" had me in tears
Ethan whispering “Olivia, just close your senses” lmao 🤣 what
i love that AB vomited quietly for Olivia he was dying but was still being considerate af
He was a trooper, AB had it the worst!
And Zach was so loud 🤣
AB downing the milk and Dan whisper yelling “no!! This is a huge mistake!!” Had me cracking up 😅
Ethan: “Do you hear him puking?”
Olivia: “I don’t wanna talk about it.”
GIRL SAME
Zack has to do a merge of "biaaaaaaan-ca" and keemstar's "huh?", so It becomes "biaaaaaaaaaaaan-huh?"
this idea is so much funnier than it should be. if he did that i would be so caught off guard like ik i’d cackle
YES
I just said that in my head and actually burst into laughter. Please someone in the discord spam this next time 😂
I am dying at the idea lmao
great idea
zach eating everyone's challenges when he didnt have to is killing me LMFAOOOO
And then he throws it all up😂😂
@@kcandycutie so joker brained
Anything for the show
When AB was dying from the hot sauce and looked over at Olivia and she said she was fine AND THEN HE TOOK HER WATER FROM HER I FUCKING CRACKED UP
"That's like the loudest jacket I've ever heard" hahahaha
ethan as ian's gagging on liquid chicken and fighting for his life: "face the camera, face the camera" LMFAO
Hahaha like those CZcams moms😂
@@cuntymccunt9146 yoooo 😂
Lmfaooooooo
You're doing great sweetie ❤️
im surprised no one made the joke being like “okay david dobrik” this entire video hahahah
AB dying
Ethan: "he seems to be doing pretty well"
Underrated comment hahaha
There's something hilarious about Zack quietly watching Ian at 1:35:49 and then cracking up when Ian groans.
Ab's hand on Zachs head was by far the part that broke me out laughing
my lungs collapsed
The way Olivia was trying to coach AB through the spicy nugget cause she was so terrified of him throwing up again is the funniest shit ever
Damn she fine
@@fyutweraz2200 unsolicited bro she didnt ask
“Who wants to decorate Dans head like a cupcake?”
Ethan: “I’m interested”
😂🤣🤣💀💀💀🤣
AB throwing up and instantly apologizing to Olivia was so sweet 😭😭😭
Ian having to CHEW the Muddy Huddy made me feel so physically ill
*AB, on the verge of puking*
Zach: “He needs a beer”
😭😂
HAHAHAHAHA
Or when they;re smelling the fika and zach metions the thizz face
Well.. that's what Keemstar's solution is to every problem 🍻
@@eshavats worse…he’d suggest whiteclaw
keemstar voice: If only takes three sips
The fucking butterfly kiss one killed me lmaoo just Ethan whispering “do you have any eye born illnesses” and Zachs face when he was about to go in for it bahahahhaa
LMAO That was the best part. "Do you have pink eye?" "This is an HR issue..."
I was crying when Zach said, “I consent, I’m sorry” 😂
Dude me too
Shredder growling from under the table at the fish is an underrated moment
“Don’t you fantasize about being on hot ones” and Ethan had the most serious face lmfaoooo
1:09:21
That part took me out 😂
It's like when you're giggling and shushing each other at a sleepover when you're all supposed to be sleeping
when you're at a sleep over with all your friends and you supposed to be asleep, and someone just whisper "pee pee" and you all lose it
Omg memories 😂🤣
It makes everything 10 times funnier when you aren't supposed to laugh.
“Why did you wear the loudest jacket today?!” I can’t stop laughing
And then him not being able to handle the spicy nugget made me laugh!!!
@@batmansuenos scrubbing his tongue with yogurt I mean good god AB hahahah
Me too hahahaha
“It’s the loudest jacket I’ve ever heard!” Lol.
I need this timestamp!
When Ethan said in a serious tone "Don't you fantasize about being on hot ones?" when AB said he can't do spicy stuff 😭
rewatching this vid in prep for silent library this wednesday
Same here!
Same! Can't wait
Me too. Also who is Shannon?? I kind of remember her but not really lol. Did they fire her and replace her with Lena?
@@epfrazier I seriously don't remember her ever existing, and I feel like I should remember because that's my name 😄 so weird
@@epfrazier No they’re all still super good friends with her especially Cam. She got a different job and Lena took over her responsibilities
the entire crew honestly makes the show, its a key element in the entire podcast for real. ethan ofc is to thank for it but having all the crew together seriously makes every episode
I feel like once the pandemic hit and they had to switch away from the original format with guests to segments involving the crew to fill in the time, they really found a nice groove that allows everybody to shine. The dynamic has gotten so much better. I'd much rather listen to the crew banter amongst themselves than some minor celebrity guest answering talk show questions.
But the crew shouldn't be getting 5%
Always my favorite episodes when the crew is involved
ethan definitely picked the right people for the show that’s for sure.. at least most of the time 🤣
Agreed. But the main crew I would say, I don't really care about Shannon, Olivia etc
“I believe in you, your mr. verified” I’m absolutely dead lmfao
I've never seen Dan so genuinely happy as he was this ENTIRE episode, he's giggling the whole time
1:16:42
O "He always has a toothbrush"
Z "He makes himself gag with it"
E "Why, why?"
O "He loves dental hygiene"
I love these people 😊
That is the most horrifically obnoxious way to start a podcast. I love every second of it.
I always imagine some poor fuck driving to their shitty job in the morning and turning on last night's podcast only to hear that monstrosity
I love it so much. The biaaaaaanca fits so well with the machine gun noises
Seven Hunnid is an underrated CZcamsr, his videos are good i watch him & this channel most of the time.. they’re both similar channels..
@@notize8246 quit spamming
Gurt and everything 🤣🤣🤣
19:18
Dan saying "Ethan. . . that's too large of a bite" had such a stern motherly tone lmfaoooo
DAN IS DEFINITELY THE MOM FRIEND 🤣
He's so mommy🥰
Zach looked so sad when everyone left the table at the end 😂 he looked like he just wanted to keep playing and voluntarily eating all the nasty food ahah Zach is such a funny bastard
1:30:37
ethan’s gag reaction has me on the floor dying but dans reaction to him has me doubling over. i’ve never laughed this hard to anything
Nothing funnier than Zach eating someone else’s punishment when no one asked and saying “anything for the show”
So unnecessary, we love it 😭😭😭
Zach: *Eats an onion* Anything for the show.
Ethan: No one asked you to do this.
When Ethan said to AB and Zach "you guys have been wanting to do that for A WHILE" about the candy bra, I lost it.
The moment when Ethan smelled that Fish @1:30:40 i can't 😆. His face, sound that he made, which made Olivia freaking out and AB grabing his Silver bucket thighter 🤣🤣 few seconds of pure Gold, chain reaction
Lmao that little "I think hila would want me to step in at this point" from ab when Ethan was going pig mode on that chicken sandwich was too funny
This was by far the funniest fucking episode I’ve ever seen, I was rolling. Poor AB got his ass handed to him
The fact the splat sound on 53:14 was so audible it cracked me up
AB: *Dying*
Zach: I'm SO proud of you
sam as the librarian was perfect she really embodied that roll 😂
She sure did she looked so cute lol
*role 😅
I just love that Lovebot is laughing while the whole crew is puking from surströmming
Ian was really using all of the strength he’s ever had @1:34:48
I seriously find Ian the funniest! He's just naturally funny with his expressions and quick come backs he doesn't even try to be funny but he's definitely easily becoming my favorite
Olivia having such a minimal physical reaction to the hot sauce juxtaposed to AB freaking the fuck out is incredible
When Zach silently picked up the onion and started eating
Zach: “anything for the show”
Dan: “no one asked you to do that”
Made me laugh so hard
1:20:11
He tried to finish that waffle too lmao why is he like this? No wonder he's taking emergency shits on peoples yards lmao out here drinking muddy huddys, eating candy coated onions, canned fish & fish waffles ALL UNPROVOKED! Hes beyond joker brain now lol
1:34:45 Ethan narrating Ian’s suffering while eating the fish is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while.
Watching this again in prep for tomorrow's Silent Library - so weird to see Dan not in the scorpion chair 😅
I did the biggest double take 😂😂
Ethan seems like he was the “it’s my house we are going to play want I want” type of kid.
Spot on but gotta love him lol
Christine Wozny he is their boss though.
AB stroking Zach’s hair before he goes in to munch on his candy bra killed me 😂
I like how the Silent Library segment doubles as the first H3 ASMR video
I still can’t believe Hila’s never puked! She’s literally been pregnant twice!😳 bionic woman?
AB sniffing the fish then immediately sticking his head in the bowl had me dying 🤣
What got me was ethan’s reaction to it!!!!
Ethans eyes bulging as he gagged was so funny. My stomach hurts from laughing XD
Poor AB though he was just suffering
Same
Bruh I watch your piano tutorials all the time how tf are you here too 😱
AB needs to be kicked off the show for good
Poor AB has been absolutely violated
Give that man a raise
AB and Zach’s friendship is so pure
I died laughing when it cut to AB cradling the box of almond milk
The way Zach looked at Ethan for the butterfly kisses had me rolling
Nah the way ab grabbed Zacks head when he was eating the candy bra off was hands down the funniest 🤣
1:04:53
The fact that Ethan and Hila have assimilated the crew into the podcast makes it so good and unique, I appreciate them so much for it. Also Shannon a baddie
I wonder if Hila has a 10/10 dude as an assistant lmfao
Olivia tho 👀. Looks like a fineass crew of badass chicks and dudes.
I agree but also I'm team Olivia all the way
What’s Shannon’s @
@@MuamerBrka ugh don’t make it weird
this is my comfort episode and I will continue to rewatch it while you are on a break
Same lol
Ethan’s near vomit from smelling the can will never not be funny 😂😂😂 favorite moment in the episode
The “No not AB” for butterfly kisses has me dying
Too much tension between them as it is lmao
1:02:53
@@winnieb3324 haha pls explain why.. I'm new
@@ariasp623 it’s a joke that AB is the biggest simp for ethan because AB was a fan of the show and he’s really grateful to ethan to be able to work there☺️
@@ariasp623 Lol it is one of those situations where there is a little sexual tension between two people due to past awkward interactions and/or thinking that person is really good looking. It happens often in social groups.
Ethan's comment when Zack was eating the edible bra " he's like a little rat going through the walls" 😂😂
Hahahahah I missed it that's fucking hilarious
Im dumb what did he mean by that
@@milkyoni he was comparing Zach's nibbling to rats chewing through plaster/cement in the walls
Shit had me crying 😭😭😭
@@frosty_teacup what did AB say when he pushed Zack away from eating that candy bra? did he say he felt "tongue"??? lol
zach enjoying the muddy huddy was so in character for him
AB offering olivia yogurt after the onion, thats a beautiful friendship right there
1:10:33
“whyd you wear the loudest jacket today… that’s the loudest jacket i’ve ever heard”
HAHAHAHA
Omg yes that was hilarious!! He was so offended by ABs jacket lmao hahahaha
The "HUH?" soundbite is the funniest one
Thank you for letting us know
Yeah but after he spams it shit starts to get annoying
where is that one from? I cant figure it out
@@chromerevolver5854 HUH
A BokHUEHHHH?
When Zach was looking at the camera consenting and he said "I'm sorry" 😂😂
the jump cut from Ethan saying "I spit on the top" to Zach holding the beer bong was top notch.