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  • JEFF WITTEK THE BACH3LOR SUBMISSIONS ARE NOW OPEN!!!!!! forms.gle/b2sH4FJ9iHhP7wQX9
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    0:00 intro
    5:00 Ethan LOVES Chucky Cheese
    24:10 Dan Had Surgery
    28:41 Jeff Wittek Applications Are Live!!!!
    51:50 New CZcams Feature
    54:56 Adin & Carti Playboi Updates
    56:57 Cathrine Confirms The RV Was a Bit
    58:29 Mannlich Maneuver
    1:09:05 Trying Lindor Chocolate
    1:20:00 Ryan Kavanaugh Dropped a New Pathetic Episode
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  • @JeffWittek
    @JeffWittek Před 3 měsíci +10375

    I can’t wait until next week. I wanna be married with kids asap

    • @wormz4brains
      @wormz4brains Před 3 měsíci +605

      Jeff will break the bach3lor curse I can feel it

    • @donjuan2001
      @donjuan2001 Před 3 měsíci +956

      Expunged and ready to mingle

    • @fellybabe29
      @fellybabe29 Před 3 měsíci +171

      I have so much faith Jeff will find a great candidate from this

    • @CerealXperimentsLain
      @CerealXperimentsLain Před 3 měsíci +86

      Good luck bud we’re rooting for ya !

    • @rileymahoney1514
      @rileymahoney1514 Před 3 měsíci +196

      What about the kids we already have jeff, they miss u

  • @halodeer
    @halodeer Před 3 měsíci +5599

    Ethan coming out as 15% bisexual and wanting to be a Chuck E Cheese franchisee in the same ep is the craziest possible timeline

    • @jlllx
      @jlllx Před 3 měsíci +27

      sO rAnDoM

    • @arimsh
      @arimsh Před 3 měsíci +18

      its beautiful

    • @halodeer
      @halodeer Před 3 měsíci +75

      @@chrismatthew7224I take any and all conversations about owning and operating a Chuck E. Cheese very seriously

    • @thevaultofwisdom1242
      @thevaultofwisdom1242 Před 3 měsíci +66

      *15% gay

    • @chrismatthew7224
      @chrismatthew7224 Před 3 měsíci

      @@halodeer I meant about him being Bi-Sexual lol I would love if he opened a Chuck E Cheese, with the facial recognition and sirens lmao don’t forget the bear spray 🐻

  • @lumomagus
    @lumomagus Před 3 měsíci +729

    Ian’s job is basically FNAF

    • @maddyrooni
      @maddyrooni Před 3 měsíci +20

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tiinajanee
      @tiinajanee Před 3 měsíci +6

      Bruh 💀💀

    • @taintunicorn
      @taintunicorn Před 3 měsíci +57

      They should do an IRL FNAF segment with Ian, and the crew playing as the anamatronics

    • @tannerneth5083
      @tannerneth5083 Před 2 měsíci

      HelloOoo

    • @adeleakhmetova
      @adeleakhmetova Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@taintunicornomg great idea!! Need them to see this

  • @gh0stcup
    @gh0stcup Před 3 měsíci +1148

    Olivia going "who lives in that 15%, Ethan? 😏" She's so real for that

    • @gh0stcup
      @gh0stcup Před 3 měsíci +68

      @@OpinionatedChicken59 if you honestly think that'd you can't find other people attractive after getting married then I'm concerned for you. He's not exactly gonna cheat on his beautiful and extremely talented wife just because he's occasionally attracted to men. Lowkey biphobic vibes coming from you bud...

    • @gh0stcup
      @gh0stcup Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@OpinionatedChicken59 horny

    • @asum7213
      @asum7213 Před 3 měsíci +38

      ​​@@OpinionatedChicken59 Absolutely nothing, because I am not a psycho. If my boyfriend did that, I'd be the Olivia myself. Sounds like a fun conversation.

    • @Anitamustdie
      @Anitamustdie Před 3 měsíci

      @@gh0stcupit’s not biphobic…it’s literally just disrespectful to your partner LMFAOO whag

    • @gregorB92
      @gregorB92 Před 3 měsíci

      Ethan is not attracted to any men. he was joking. @@gh0stcup

  • @Heeroic45
    @Heeroic45 Před 3 měsíci +2278

    "Jeff is gonna marry Ethan's sister" got me

    • @LivingPeazant41
      @LivingPeazant41 Před 3 měsíci +53

      imagine if that actually happens tho 😂

    • @1EvilDoGooder
      @1EvilDoGooder Před 3 měsíci +14

      I think she's still married. She's been in old h3 videos long before the podcast.

    • @oliviag5515
      @oliviag5515 Před 3 měsíci +8

      it would not be unprecedented lmao

    • @olli3686
      @olli3686 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Hila's got 2 other siblings?

    • @Leonhard707
      @Leonhard707 Před 2 měsíci

      That was a really good one😂😂

  • @jeng4284
    @jeng4284 Před 3 měsíci +2005

    He takes that 15%

  • @eterrill
    @eterrill Před 3 měsíci +580

    the crew should spend the $620k trip at Chuck E. Cheese

    • @taintunicorn
      @taintunicorn Před 3 měsíci +7

      Trip? They could buy it out with that type of money. Especially now.

    • @kurtholus
      @kurtholus Před 2 měsíci

      Or pay off my student loans and still have a shit load of money to spend on a trip. Pls, you can cut off my pinkies for content if you do it.

    • @taintunicorn
      @taintunicorn Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@kurtholus stop begging, bro.

  • @dadsbooze
    @dadsbooze Před 3 měsíci +696

    Jeff wittick has had the strangest anime arc. Betrayed by a friend then befriends a enemy.

    • @SourZappa
      @SourZappa Před 3 měsíci +5

      Soooo true!

    • @beanote_
      @beanote_ Před 3 měsíci +7

      Jeff really is Guts. That would make David Griffith and Ethan Farnese.

    • @nettlecider
      @nettlecider Před 3 měsíci +9

      His anime arc will be complete when in 2027 Steamies he'll be the one giving Craigsmas gifts to audience together with Ian and unkle Gabe ❤

  • @Ed.Garrity
    @Ed.Garrity Před 3 měsíci +1894

    1:43:50 with AB admitting last week that he was outside Ethan's house ready to protect him from Cody and now he's claiming he was one bad day away from becoming Batman, I think it's safe to say AB is definitely the Dwight Schrute of the podcast

    • @victoriahinds5362
      @victoriahinds5362 Před 3 měsíci +90

      Don’t let him see this😭🤣

    • @SterraRoar
      @SterraRoar Před 3 měsíci +66

      He reminds me of a softer male version of April Ludgate, saying he went to neverland ranch as a chaotic neutral joke was very, her lol

    • @ezcargo
      @ezcargo Před 3 měsíci +5

      it’s true

    • @bibsp3556
      @bibsp3556 Před 3 měsíci +3

      They're both loyal.

    • @Anitamustdie
      @Anitamustdie Před 3 měsíci +4

      Omg HE IS, what did we say he was originally Dwight?

  • @audrey5290
    @audrey5290 Před 3 měsíci +2429

    ethan is dyinggg to build a bridge with someone😭😭😭

    • @Jessicabee9100
      @Jessicabee9100 Před 3 měsíci +46

      He so wanted to run into a certain someone at Chuck E. Cheese

    • @geoffcalleeney8403
      @geoffcalleeney8403 Před 3 měsíci +22

      Chad from Cold Ones.

    • @david-fl9cy
      @david-fl9cy Před 3 měsíci +24

      @@geoffcalleeney8403 that beef was so fucking dumb to begin with, chad was on his cloutchasing grind at the time I guess, would love to see ethan on cold ones

    • @Kerttis
      @Kerttis Před 3 měsíci +28

      we need a fucking bridge dude im getting sick of the fans shitting on every bridge ethan has tried to construct

    • @chillarypuff
      @chillarypuff Před 3 měsíci +16

      Bridge building episode when?

  • @428w1tch
    @428w1tch Před 3 měsíci +611

    “we could order you porridge” and “i know a great gruel place” was the funniest bit i’ve heard😭

  • @Kaminoextragalactic
    @Kaminoextragalactic Před 3 měsíci +251

    Ethan: we have no sponsors
    Also Ethan: Here’s a 20min Chucky cheese advert

    • @charlotte_stevens
      @charlotte_stevens Před měsícem +1

      Yup. Pretty obvious there was some sort of discount or compensation given to Ethan for talking about Chucky Cheese. Heck, even I wanna go now 😅❤

  • @nadiaaaaa1215
    @nadiaaaaa1215 Před 3 měsíci +2998

    AB: “Oh yeah,I played that at Neverland” 9:19
    This man is a perpetual victim of Ethan’s undiagnosed deafness. We hear you king we hear you

    • @RoxieParadox
      @RoxieParadox Před 3 měsíci +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @sleazyfortheweasley
      @sleazyfortheweasley Před 3 měsíci +30

      Omg so glad someone caught it too. I just laughed so hard 😂

    • @hyde3176
      @hyde3176 Před 3 měsíci +2

      LEGEND

    • @kaylajackson1599
      @kaylajackson1599 Před 3 měsíci +7

      I laughed so hard at that line 😂😂

    • @genevievexx
      @genevievexx Před 3 měsíci +46

      Ethan posted your comment on his story to acknowledge AB 🙏

  • @milkteamachine
    @milkteamachine Před 3 měsíci +1887

    AB is always in the background saying the wildest shit, Ethan not hearing him just makes it funnier.

    • @hermiesrokmysox
      @hermiesrokmysox Před 3 měsíci +25

      It’s kind of sad 😂

    • @InfoSecIntel
      @InfoSecIntel Před 3 měsíci +41

      AB's way of coming in occasionally with little 1-2 second long funny quips is the reason Ethan doesn't hear him. It's kinda obvious, I also don't always catch what he says. He doesn't project as much as everyone else but it is funny how Ethan always doesn't hear him. We need a compilation of Ethan saying "What was that, AB?"

    • @TomMcKeesick
      @TomMcKeesick Před 3 měsíci +43

      AB is very awkward with the way he delivers his comments, he says it really softly and quickly, and it's usually speaking at the same time as something else - it's not during silence.
      Compare to Zac who will stop his sentence if he's speaking over someone, and resume it when there's a space, and gets the wholel thing out so that everyone can hear and so he doesn't step on any toes

    • @emmascreamz
      @emmascreamz Před 3 měsíci +6

      ⁠@@TomMcKeesickIn AB’s defence, some people (calling myself out here) have a really hard time picking up on cadence to know when it’s appropriate to chime in. I often start saying something, thinking “it’s time to respond/comment” only to talk over the end of the other persons statement/question/etc. I know it’s rude so I really do try my best to give proper time before starting my response but then sometimes I wait too long and confuse whoever I’m speaking with, getting the “did you hear/understand me?” look, or the conversation starts moving in another direction and my response is no longer in context. I also am often asked to repeat myself when I chime in because I also tend to speak very quickly and softly, I think because at least if I offend the person, they can just ignore me and continue what they were saying. It’s subconsciously intentional, personally.
      I just wanted to share for anyone who may have a chronic-interupter in their life. We’re sorry 😫

    • @TomMcKeesick
      @TomMcKeesick Před 3 měsíci

      @@emmascreamzYeah absolutely, I think it's something that a lot people grapple with (myself included) 🙂
      And AB has gotten so much better over the years! I'm sure he'll keep up the improvement

  • @kinzie3309
    @kinzie3309 Před 3 měsíci +202

    Petition to bring back more eps of mindless banter like this because I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time

  • @SB-jo8ph
    @SB-jo8ph Před 3 měsíci +285

    H3 crew really finding a comedic stride recently. Been watching for years, live most of the times, and Ethan’s humor recently, along with the rest of the crew, has honestly been elevated. I love this show so damn much and it just keeps getting better.

    • @intothevoid10
      @intothevoid10 Před 2 měsíci +3

      The break definitely did them right

  • @becca5479
    @becca5479 Před 3 měsíci +1192

    Ethan : I’ve never had a homosexual encounter
    also ethan : Has kissed 2 guys

    • @EpilepticSnail
      @EpilepticSnail Před 3 měsíci +226

      Kissing your bros ain't gay unless you feel a tingle

    • @Xxbubbly10
      @Xxbubbly10 Před 3 měsíci +13

      @@EpilepticSnailhahahahahaha

    • @johnnyrotten1666
      @johnnyrotten1666 Před 3 měsíci +47

      ​@@EpilepticSnail we have to ask Ethan if it moved.

    • @coreytrayn
      @coreytrayn Před 3 měsíci +26

      kissahomie becca, theres nothing gay about smooching your bro once in awhile

    • @adrian_hook
      @adrian_hook Před 3 měsíci +21

      THAT WE KNOW OF

  • @marblepeaches
    @marblepeaches Před 3 měsíci +856

    Teddy Fresh x Chuck E. Cheese collab

    • @AVspectre
      @AVspectre Před 3 měsíci

      You may be manifesting…

    • @hallonegative
      @hallonegative Před 3 měsíci +22

      that color palette could be so sick, so many cheesy drippy designs too

    • @Mars-ls5jj
      @Mars-ls5jj Před 3 měsíci +6

      I would absolutely buy

    • @Dingudongo
      @Dingudongo Před 3 měsíci +2

      Brilliant

    • @seeseembo
      @seeseembo Před 3 měsíci +4

      They gotta let em use the old Chuck design though the new one freaks me out

  • @rem8268
    @rem8268 Před 3 měsíci +338

    Ethan admitting he went red pill for a second was hilarious

    • @katherinerivera8061
      @katherinerivera8061 Před 3 měsíci +36

      he scared himself hahaha

    • @abegael8270
      @abegael8270 Před 3 měsíci +25

      Hilarious but also the reason I keep coming back to H3 through the controversies; he's self-aware & self-critical

    • @XhumpersX
      @XhumpersX Před 3 měsíci +14

      Eh he wasn't wrong about it though. Height requirements are just as objectifying as weight, boobs, figure etc but many people only recognize the latter as wrong. They're both gross and wrong.

  • @ivystoptalking
    @ivystoptalking Před 3 měsíci +2011

    honestly ethan becoming a Chuck E. Cheese overlord is so on brand

  • @Tess_Sullivan
    @Tess_Sullivan Před 3 měsíci +770

    Ethans going to be the first applicant for Jeff's bachelor nominations

  • @MrPrzemo1999
    @MrPrzemo1999 Před 3 měsíci +80

    Ethan and Love destroying chuk e cheese pizza just by themselves in silence would be a great segment ngl

  • @MrNicvdb
    @MrNicvdb Před 3 měsíci +164

    As a 5'5" man working in real estate I felt personally attacked this episode 😂

    • @Sophia-bf5fr
      @Sophia-bf5fr Před 3 měsíci +18

      Are you 5’5” with a little attitude?

    • @lergia
      @lergia Před 3 měsíci +4

      thats great you should be (the real estate part, not the height part ofc)

  • @whatintheworld7624
    @whatintheworld7624 Před 3 měsíci +2445

    Taking 2 hours to watch 10 minutes of KavKav's podcast is the most Ethan thing ever lmao

    • @natexc3035
      @natexc3035 Před 3 měsíci +61

      I love &’ hate it. Like it’s funny to an extent 😂

    • @snorgesborges4579
      @snorgesborges4579 Před 3 měsíci +111

      That's called transforming the content, baby!

    • @Ell-om2oi
      @Ell-om2oi Před 3 měsíci +20

      Not again

    • @catlsam8996
      @catlsam8996 Před 3 měsíci +26

      This tew much

    • @milkteamachine
      @milkteamachine Před 3 měsíci +33

      He was gonna make damn sure Ryan couldn’t claim it wasn’t fair use lol

  • @adrian_hook
    @adrian_hook Před 3 měsíci +290

    15% 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 WE GOT HIM FOLKS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

    • @halodeer
      @halodeer Před 3 měsíci +26

      He takes that 15% 🫡🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

    • @mlptv4u397
      @mlptv4u397 Před 2 měsíci

      anyone have the timestamp?

  • @analeemiranda
    @analeemiranda Před 3 měsíci +147

    I saw all the live chat suggesting the crew get cpr certified but I genuinely think it’d be an interesting segment

    • @LavenderSun-xw1rx
      @LavenderSun-xw1rx Před 3 měsíci +4

      Right?? Such good information to share with everyone ❤

  • @sourdoughchocobo
    @sourdoughchocobo Před 3 měsíci +37

    "Alright, we're sending Dan to the forest" 😂 pleeeeeease. A series with Dan in the field, going to volcanoes and reading tea leaves.

  • @yara347
    @yara347 Před 3 měsíci +617

    dan was so right when he said ethan has a crush on jeff lmaooooooooooo "who lives in that 15%"

    • @jennas5010
      @jennas5010 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Hasan

    • @CerealXperimentsLain
      @CerealXperimentsLain Před 3 měsíci +2

      My brain read this in Trisha’s sister voice lol the 5% is triggering

    • @yara347
      @yara347 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@CerealXperimentsLain he takes that gay 15%

  • @valentina_iris
    @valentina_iris Před 3 měsíci +591

    i loved ethan's goblin energy today

    • @Dollparade321
      @Dollparade321 Před 3 měsíci +16

      He's in such a good mood

    • @Acmenace7845
      @Acmenace7845 Před 3 měsíci +10

      Tbh I love when he’s in goblin mode. It really makes way for more goofs and gafs which I feel we’ve been missing a little bit

    • @valentina_iris
      @valentina_iris Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@Acmenace7845 i love it lolol

  • @emilywalters9677
    @emilywalters9677 Před 3 měsíci +88

    ETHAN WAS SOOOO FUNNY IN THIS EPISODE WHATTT i love when he is in this exact mood 😭

  • @NonsenseGUS
    @NonsenseGUS Před 3 měsíci +58

    "My mind is like a lion on 2 legs" I need that on a hoodie with a drawings of a lion on two legs by Ethan lmao

  • @hyde3176
    @hyde3176 Před 3 měsíci +874

    I must say, as a non-live watcher, how much I apriciate the light fast additions of chapters(or parts idk) to the video. I love that the pod is streamed live but I like to ability to fast forward if I dont vibe. Peace and love, peace and love

  • @emanuelvellios
    @emanuelvellios Před 3 měsíci +396

    honestly, I live for the monthly episode when Ian talks

    • @thinlion01
      @thinlion01 Před 3 měsíci +36

      Funniest crew member, such a crime he doesn't talk more

    • @miisa_
      @miisa_ Před 3 měsíci +11

      I was so happy we got a little Ian segment today

    • @AllTheArtsy
      @AllTheArtsy Před 3 měsíci +14

      Ian is too powerful if he talked more hed end up owning the podcast lol

    • @tluvsbeauty1
      @tluvsbeauty1 Před 26 dny +2

      @@AllTheArtsyI was gonna comment something exactly like this lol. It makes him funnier - the fact that he only offers his gift in small doses makes it so much better lolol

  • @semihip
    @semihip Před 3 měsíci +45

    32:25 "Who lives in that 15%, Ethan?" Olivia cracked me up!

  • @NoobRaisin
    @NoobRaisin Před 3 měsíci +39

    I always really like these sort of unscripted, meandering episodes. It feels like a group of friends just having a conversation and it's so nice

  • @WhatEmmaDoingHere
    @WhatEmmaDoingHere Před 3 měsíci +383

    I just think it’s nice how he has a podcast because “people don’t talk about their failures enough” and is also on a rampage about any of his objective failures being mentioned on Wikipedia.

    • @stevensilver2880
      @stevensilver2880 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Helps bury your actual failures for when people google “Ryan kavanaugh failure” and he’s really trying hard to force his way into the internet money landscape but so obviously doesn’t get it right ever

    • @katherinerivera8061
      @katherinerivera8061 Před 3 měsíci +2

      i literally can't stop thinking abt this

    • @Topota_Madre_
      @Topota_Madre_ Před 3 měsíci +1

      Kavkav decided to be the narrator of his story. I guess he just entered the “empowerment” arch.

    • @phelan8385
      @phelan8385 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@stevensilver2880"Disney Frozen" type beat

    • @stevensilver2880
      @stevensilver2880 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@phelan8385 haha yes I wouldn’t be too shocked if he read about that and decided it was a great idea or someone he hired told him but either way

  • @mozoyolo
    @mozoyolo Před 3 měsíci +350

    This was the most ADHD episode I’ve ever seen and It scratched an itch I didn’t know I had

  • @julzniandra
    @julzniandra Před 3 měsíci +42

    Petition to have more unplanned improv episodes like this 🙏

  • @cassiem1067
    @cassiem1067 Před 3 měsíci +42

    The James Charles drops during the Chuck E. Cheese pred convo had me rolling

  • @okeefer2000
    @okeefer2000 Před 3 měsíci +574

    The part when Ryan is saying The Bull and Bryce and him are brothers is giving me Michael Scott child actor vibes when he says he wants to "get married and have 100 kids, so I can have 100 friends, and no one can say 'no' to being my friend."

    • @andreaang9448
      @andreaang9448 Před 3 měsíci +7

      😭 it's so accurate

    • @MC-su3sd
      @MC-su3sd Před 3 měsíci +7

      Nooo don’t make me feel bad for Ryan

  • @ryanjamesblue785
    @ryanjamesblue785 Před 3 měsíci +529

    "Here comes Ian, salaried employee" is my favorite soundbite by far, and it makes me so happy every time i hear it lmao

    • @LydiAtheistLady
      @LydiAtheistLady Před 3 měsíci +2

      Funny I was just thinking about this sound it’s and wondering when I’d hear it again. This was awesome. Such a great sound bite!!!

    • @emilyolierook4553
      @emilyolierook4553 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I love it when certain soundbites make me so happy

    • @miisa_
      @miisa_ Před 3 měsíci +3

      It so rare and always makes me happy when I hear it!! Ian stand up💜

    • @0Flow0
      @0Flow0 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Who sings it?

    • @Stonedsapphic
      @Stonedsapphic Před 3 měsíci

      Timestamp please

  • @firstname4336
    @firstname4336 Před 3 měsíci +151

    It killed me when Ethan said "I wont call you short kings because thats patronizing I willl call you uh..." Then procedes to say the most patronizing shit ever

  • @EldenShawn
    @EldenShawn Před 3 měsíci +25

    Can’t get over how much Dan is laughing in this episode, I’ve been laughing every time I hear him LOL

  • @TP_1995
    @TP_1995 Před 3 měsíci +15

    As someone who has struggled with eating their whole life…. When Ethan said “we love the eating disordered”…. I ALMOST SPIT MY DRINK OUT 😂😂😂 Ethan is a man of the people 😂😂💀

  • @faith8090
    @faith8090 Před 3 měsíci +882

    “we love the disordered! 🙂”
    lmao ethan has mentioned that he loves every single mental illness in the past week lmaooooofhahshd

    • @kaaarennnn
      @kaaarennnn Před 3 měsíci +66

      when ethan said he loves the depressed because without the depressed h3 wouldn’t have fans 🤣🤣

    • @kjhellis
      @kjhellis Před 3 měsíci +26

      Especially Dan

    • @ScarletASV
      @ScarletASV Před 3 měsíci +14

      I'm happy to be part of the autistic chat😂😂

    • @saal0
      @saal0 Před 3 měsíci

      Idk man I feel loved 😂

    • @SG-we1qh
      @SG-we1qh Před 3 měsíci

      Family

  • @jimborca
    @jimborca Před 3 měsíci +658

    Ryan and his toy podcast is going to give Ethan at least a few episodes worth of content lol

    • @daltonlunn1653
      @daltonlunn1653 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Ryan's World frfr

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@FreshNews247why you watch

    • @carleymillard2919
      @carleymillard2919 Před 3 měsíci +4

      its so fckin boring and unwatchable

    • @jimborca
      @jimborca Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@FreshNews247 idk, I think there are some legal issues. It would be fun to see Ryan on the pod lol

    • @chaschuky999
      @chaschuky999 Před 3 měsíci

      @@jimborcayeah the lawyers would def say no to that one. Also kav would be an awful guest based on the quality of his podcast dialogue

  • @lizethcastillo3760
    @lizethcastillo3760 Před 3 měsíci +37

    Goblin energy was serious today lmao

  • @namelessghoul20
    @namelessghoul20 Před 3 měsíci +29

    i love when they just talk about random stuff. it's truly when they have the funniest moments

  • @janna_banana
    @janna_banana Před 3 měsíci +590

    53:25-54:53 “we could order you porridge“ I’M DEAD LMAO 😭💀

    • @rzzpzzlr
      @rzzpzzlr Před 3 měsíci +20

      when he was saying “bits and pieces” i was DYING

    • @tomaustinmedia
      @tomaustinmedia Před 3 měsíci +26

      @@rzzpzzlr "I know a good gruel place" byeeee

    • @Soyyo10
      @Soyyo10 Před 3 měsíci +13

      I love how Dan quickly went into character with Ian’s transition into black and white & Zach’s sad ambient music 😭😭😭

    • @alexandramcnamee9912
      @alexandramcnamee9912 Před 3 měsíci +6

      that made me laugh so hard , it caught me off guard LMFAOO

    • @janna_banana
      @janna_banana Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@Soyyo10 sameee ! it was so good lmao 😂😭

  • @TheyCallMeJelly
    @TheyCallMeJelly Před 3 měsíci +495

    My mans was fighting demons today 🤣🤣

    • @HonouraryMember
      @HonouraryMember Před 3 měsíci +26

      There was some heawwy goblin enrgy

    • @Noushisshook
      @Noushisshook Před 3 měsíci

      The demons are bisexuality

    • @robn2171
      @robn2171 Před 3 měsíci +10

      I did 2 spit takes on a 3 minute span because he just wouldn't stop. I wasted half a Redbull.

    • @liv-bv3pl
      @liv-bv3pl Před 3 měsíci +2

      Best comment

    • @Noushisshook
      @Noushisshook Před 3 měsíci

      The demons are bisexuality

  • @aceymarsz1078
    @aceymarsz1078 Před 3 měsíci +15

    I’m ngl every time Dan laughs and angel gets its wings

  • @whitajeman
    @whitajeman Před 3 měsíci +15

    With peace and love being rich and deciding to open a franchise is such a smart move especially if you have kids who will want jobs someday. I used to coach a girl who's parents won a the lottery and they opened 2 In and Outs with the money. Now she is grown and manages one of them and will someday inherit them

  • @hellokittybongwater
    @hellokittybongwater Před 3 měsíci +554

    ethan kisses two guys and all of a sudden he’s 15% gay 😂

  • @ambermoemoe
    @ambermoemoe Před 3 měsíci +225

    As someone who works in the event space, one of my main jobs is getting sponsorships for our festival. You 100% should hire a knowledgeable sales staff member whose sole role is to get your sponsorship and brand opportunities. I’d bet your investment would pay off immediately

    • @sashie253
      @sashie253 Před 3 měsíci +6

      💯

    • @tkdanny
      @tkdanny Před 3 měsíci +1

      I’m pretty sure sponsors won’t wanna work with someone like Ethan

    • @hulkxx91
      @hulkxx91 Před 3 měsíci +32

      ​@@tkdannyduh, that's why you hire a professional to help with that like the op said

    • @hulkxx91
      @hulkxx91 Před 3 měsíci +48

      Tom Ward could do the job

    • @meowJACK
      @meowJACK Před 3 měsíci +14

      ​@@tkdannythere's so many insanely shitty people out there who have sponsors. People who have said and done things FAR worse than anything Ethan ever did.

  • @EdgyVeg
    @EdgyVeg Před 3 měsíci +17

    This is the hardest I’ve laughed all week. I’m dying over here. The failure podcast is truly performance art 😂

  • @chandler_martian
    @chandler_martian Před 3 měsíci +9

    I had a hypnotist come to my school one year and I fully believe that it’s a real thing. Not that it can control your mind or anything, but I saw people doing things they would never do if they weren’t under hypnosis. Students and teachers were making crazy noises and dancing and doing it without a care in the world. It involves a lot of trust and allowing yourself to go along with what the person says, but before you know it you go into yourself and you feel oddly okay performing what the hypnotist tells you to do. You never lose control, but you do feel a lot more at ease and willing to do what they tell you. You should definitely invite someone on!

  • @Piper818
    @Piper818 Před 3 měsíci +199

    “Bruce doesn’t have any friends” 😭

    • @YoungFraggle
      @YoungFraggle Před 3 měsíci +72

      developmentally appropriate since he’s two but lol 😂

    • @quinoaquina
      @quinoaquina Před 3 měsíci +21

      I giggled at that too. That was so silly

    • @Anitamustdie
      @Anitamustdie Před 3 měsíci +2

      I don’t think he goes to school so make sense

  • @AllthingsHatala
    @AllthingsHatala Před 3 měsíci +229

    Ethan casually coming out of the closet right before starting the Jeff’s bachelor show is something I’ll never forget 🎉😂

    • @sunnyday274
      @sunnyday274 Před 3 měsíci +38

      🥲 I’m soo worried this season of the bach3lor is going to be ruined by Ethan leaving Hila for Jeff 🤧😭

    • @brianthedesertbum
      @brianthedesertbum Před 3 měsíci

      it feels ominous LoL like when the villain is narrating the story..... ethans just gona elbow past all them hoes and snatch jeff up snatch that sexy 6-2 stud up.......

    • @AllTheArtsy
      @AllTheArtsy Před 3 měsíci +7

      Jeff definitely lives on that 15% !!!

  • @AdrianG13
    @AdrianG13 Před 3 měsíci +15

    Dan's laughing this episode is the best it's ever been LMFAOOO

  • @TEHBILB
    @TEHBILB Před 3 měsíci +10

    2:46:22 “Brad the Bullboard” another ep, another underappreciated AB gem

  • @shelbysinger
    @shelbysinger Před 3 měsíci +121

    idk why i like the more disjointed shows more 😂 lots of crew involvement and just no rushing to a new topic. so goooood

    • @internallyscreaming90
      @internallyscreaming90 Před 3 měsíci +13

      I prefer it too! I love when the crew is more involved in the conversations, makes it more entertaining in my opinion

  • @cb7pwn
    @cb7pwn Před 3 měsíci +168

    i feel like were in the peak of H3! the crew, Ethan .. everyones jiving and on the same wavelength. the shows never been better! keep it up guys!

  • @jobygrantlandsnvrwntrmusic
    @jobygrantlandsnvrwntrmusic Před 3 měsíci +10

    Ethan telling Ryan "Let;s Do This" might be the most metal thing I've heard in awhile. Ethan saying "let's meet up ' smoke crack" might be the funniest thing I've heard in awhile.

  • @DarkWestern
    @DarkWestern Před 3 měsíci +19

    I just can't believe Ryan paid for the location, the entire film crew, managed to get multiple guests, spent tens of thousands of dollars, all for like 700 views 😂 😂 😂

  • @ghostinurstory
    @ghostinurstory Před 3 měsíci +134

    When Dan cackles I can’t help but laugh. So contagious 😅

    • @brianthedesertbum
      @brianthedesertbum Před 3 měsíci +2

      he is so enjoying watching Ryan struggle LoL

    • @ghostinurstory
      @ghostinurstory Před 3 měsíci

      @@brianthedesertbum omg hello fellow New Mexican!!

  • @laurengallaspy4365
    @laurengallaspy4365 Před 3 měsíci +170

    Can’t explain it, but this may be my favorite episode of all time.

    • @LivingPeazant41
      @LivingPeazant41 Před 3 měsíci +16

      i could legit watch this on repeat all week

    • @noealva
      @noealva Před 3 měsíci +22

      Same lol, I love the episodes where they just chat and that’s the content.

    • @hglenn2k
      @hglenn2k Před 3 měsíci +8

      the last few have been bangers

    • @annatheblobfish9684
      @annatheblobfish9684 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Same, I was laughing out loud so much, loved the energy 😂

    • @tluvsbeauty1
      @tluvsbeauty1 Před 26 dny +1

      Bro same. Been here since like 2013, and I’ve rewatched this ep more times than my decades-old favs ALREADY. Something about it just hits.

  • @zoegomez3400
    @zoegomez3400 Před 3 měsíci +24

    So glad people are talking about Chuck E. Cheese in a positive light. I do fundraisers through them for the small, local preschool I work at. They always take such good care of us. The teachers eat for free and they even send a Chuck E. mascot to the school the day of and the kids love it! I dont want them to go out of business.

    • @tluvsbeauty1
      @tluvsbeauty1 Před 26 dny +1

      This is such a wholesome comment🥹 fuck Shane Dawson for ever making any of us think it was anything less than a (safe,) fantastic mini-wonderland for kids and their caregivers.

  • @Sauce_Man
    @Sauce_Man Před 2 měsíci +6

    The relationship between kav kav and Bryce reminds me of Michael Scott and Ryan LMAOOO "Ur so cool" ahahahq

  • @bpleazy
    @bpleazy Před 3 měsíci +88

    This was unironically my favorite episode in a while. The entire show for 2 months could be unhinged Ethan tangents and KavKav reacts I would happily tune in

    • @whoops8412
      @whoops8412 Před 3 měsíci +2

      💯 agree!!! I love these episodes just letting Ethan let loose and have the funniest tangents and updates through kavkav is soooo funny I would love to have this in every episode.
      I think it’s too funny how many layers are in the kavkav saga,

    • @tluvsbeauty1
      @tluvsbeauty1 Před 26 dny +1

      The kav kav reacts are genuinely the funniest things I’ve watched in years man. Just fucking glorious.

    • @tluvsbeauty1
      @tluvsbeauty1 Před 26 dny +1

      @@whoops8412lolol the lore is so deep that the laughter payoff to each and every moment is exponential lol

  • @maddynye
    @maddynye Před 3 měsíci +133

    word on the street is Throast snuck into the studio and shook all the soda cans

    • @Maarisool
      @Maarisool Před 3 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂

    • @mirofeya
      @mirofeya Před 3 měsíci +6

      And later hid in his heavily guarded Wiki mods commune.

  • @jesshayes668
    @jesshayes668 Před 3 měsíci +10

    Looks like Ethan’s blushing at 3:31:17 when Bryce and Brad “can’t figure out where Brad the Bull came from”😭😭😭

  • @__ren
    @__ren Před 3 měsíci +21

    brad putting his handsome-squidward lips to use for that drink promo

  • @heathbennett6219
    @heathbennett6219 Před 3 měsíci +170

    Ethan you’re so right. These two days of rain is going to prevent fires for generations to come.

    • @heathbennett6219
      @heathbennett6219 Před 3 měsíci

      @kbud2544 don’t tell him! Also don’t tell him that excessive amounts of rain at one time will destroy the root systems of plants and actually lead to more brush fires from dead bushes

  • @spookeymo
    @spookeymo Před 3 měsíci +282

    can't believe Ethan just came out!!! proud of you girl ❤🏳‍🌈

    • @caroldias5219
      @caroldias5219 Před 3 měsíci +22

      He is so ready to be part of the community, 15% is everything

  • @bfijk6368
    @bfijk6368 Před 3 měsíci +7

    I actually like how Ethan can pull a conversation out of thin air without a specific topic

  • @natedizzlefoshizzle
    @natedizzlefoshizzle Před 3 měsíci +7

    Cam: I got all this stuff in front of me
    AB: As long as you don’t see food you’re good

  • @weeddemon97
    @weeddemon97 Před 3 měsíci +148

    Ryan Kavanaugh made his pod for us ❤️

  • @BazookaRose
    @BazookaRose Před 3 měsíci +91

    Ethan saying kavkav doesn’t even understand the concept of profiting is such an amazing burn

  • @sxmxnthx000
    @sxmxnthx000 Před 3 měsíci +7

    You guys should seriously have a segment where you take a shot for every time Kav Kav says the word failure 😂

  • @BonIverismyangel
    @BonIverismyangel Před 3 měsíci +8

    when Ian zoomed into AB’s lips 😂😂😂

  • @maddynye
    @maddynye Před 3 měsíci +254

    okay but Bryce literally looks sideways towards Brad and smiles when the drink explodes on Ryan 😂😭

    • @MrElKabano
      @MrElKabano Před 3 měsíci +8

      Also probably the only time Brad was watching at Ryan without breaking eye contact was when he was opening this can. Almost like he was waiting for something to happen.

    • @stratosphere94
      @stratosphere94 Před 3 měsíci

      Accident prone little goofball lmao

  • @connorashley3630
    @connorashley3630 Před 3 měsíci +128

    Every time Zach ends the show with the Dream Nightmare remix I have to go listen to the whole thing one more time😂

    • @shelbs8480
      @shelbs8480 Před 3 měsíci +8

      And then it gets stuck in my head for at least a week 😂

    • @SourZappa
      @SourZappa Před 3 měsíci +5

      I do the same thing. Haha low key I jam out in my car with the windows up of course 😂

    • @Topota_Madre_
      @Topota_Madre_ Před 3 měsíci +1

      which version is it, The Jersey Law Man’s?

    • @fibbintiggins2858
      @fibbintiggins2858 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@Topota_Madre_yep!

    • @AlfredSoul
      @AlfredSoul Před 2 měsíci

      Same here.

  • @Topota_Madre_
    @Topota_Madre_ Před 3 měsíci +10

    Next BacH3lor should be finding Ethan somebody to build a bridge with but the foot soldiers create the video submissions.

  • @jax2999
    @jax2999 Před 3 měsíci +7

    I don’t know if it’s because there wasn’t a set plan and Ethan was just thing to fill the void but this is literally the funniest he’s ever been to me 😂

  • @level1slime
    @level1slime Před 3 měsíci +70

    1:56:38 - Ian showing off how far back he is and how much stuff he has in front of him peaking over olivia's shoulder without saying a word LOOOOOL

    • @AdamOfNebb
      @AdamOfNebb Před 3 měsíci +16

      This is so good dude, thank you for pointing that out I missed it. Ian is a genius

    • @darthbigboy7978
      @darthbigboy7978 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Haha that is such a good catch

  • @elitest2244
    @elitest2244 Před 3 měsíci +174

    I don’t know who to trust anymore. Ethan likes Lindor, hates Ferrero. Olivia loves Ferrero, hates caramel. What is going on

    • @Stonedsapphic
      @Stonedsapphic Před 3 měsíci +21

      I stand with Olivia

    • @hallonegative
      @hallonegative Před 3 měsíci +6

      Olivia is right. Ethan thinks boba tastes like fish ffs. He also likes those icky latte k-cups. 😂

    • @katherinerivera8061
      @katherinerivera8061 Před 3 měsíci +2

      olivia is correct

    • @Topota_Madre_
      @Topota_Madre_ Před 3 měsíci +3

      When in doubt, remember his favorite pizza toppings.

    • @RoyalReyna
      @RoyalReyna Před 3 měsíci +1

      They're both good in different ways. Lindt is pretty sweet, so the only people I know that don't like them are people who don't like sweet stuff, people who don't like chocolate or don't like truffles in particular. Their chocolate bars are irresistible.
      Ferrero rocher is great, just not something I would sit and eat on, just eat a couple. They're both more expensive than a regular chocolate bar, but neither is as expensive as compartes. Def worth trying if you've never had it, it's the highest tier of grocery store chocolate we have here in the states

  • @BitterSnake
    @BitterSnake Před 3 měsíci +12

    Youre telling me that AB was getting robbed and at the same time his car was gettijg vandalized. Jesus thats a day.

  • @therealfaryad
    @therealfaryad Před 3 měsíci +13

    Once Ethan was saying "Jeff is very handsome" or something like that and Olivia quietly said: "Yes, he is!" Just sayin' 🤣

  • @nadiaaaaa1215
    @nadiaaaaa1215 Před 3 měsíci +186

    Ethan’s newfound love for Chuck E Cheese gives off the same vibes as Michael Scott that time when he went to Jamaica.
    Also the Hi Sisters at 14:26 was great!

  • @neverend3r
    @neverend3r Před 3 měsíci +90

    crew chat no set topic or interview episodes are my favorite. I just like chillin with the crew and hear them talk about stuff.

  • @chloerose1342
    @chloerose1342 Před 3 měsíci +7

    I worked at Chuck E Cheese during the pandemic!! I even wore the mascot suit a few times lol. Unfortunately, you can’t get a pitcher of beer anymore (since that brawl) but you can have up two four alcoholic drinks by the glass. Anyway, all these changes they made to Chuck E Cheese, such as getting rid of tokens, the anamatronics and play space, were made originally as just a COVID thing, but it was so much easier to keep up with that we just kept it like that. Getting rid of the play space especially was a good idea. You’re correct that unlimited time is a way better deal than digital tokens.
    Also, YES, at least at my Chuck E Cheese we will let you in without kids and I did a couple 21st birthday parties with no kids.

  • @bibsp3556
    @bibsp3556 Před 3 měsíci +8

    ethan, ive said it before, youre smashing that weightloss, so congrats on that 34 feelin. Feels super good, 34 is a comfy size for our builds. Keep at it brother, youre smashing it.

  • @LadyofSleepyLake
    @LadyofSleepyLake Před 3 měsíci +81

    When Ethan said " I love your fingers Ian" I really thought Ethan would say " my 15% loves your fingers "

  • @2k1natedog
    @2k1natedog Před 3 měsíci +146

    One time when me and my friend were 15. We tried to get into a Chuck E. Cheese because we hadn’t gone there in years and it was always so fun. They wouldn’t let us in because we weren’t 18… they won’t let you in below 18 without a parent, BUT if you’re above 18 you can get into Chuck E. Cheese’s WITHOUT a child

    • @teasp00ns
      @teasp00ns Před 3 měsíci +18

      Lmao we did that with our friend’s older sister (we were 16 she was 18) and we weren’t allowed to leave without her because she was our guardian. Like shit my bad, lemme go find my mom who can’t buy alcohol

    • @coreytrayn
      @coreytrayn Před 3 měsíci +1

      They definitely kind of judge the situation lol I think theyll let like 18- 22 year old looking people in with no kids but if you trying going in at 53 with no kid you might get some push back ha

    • @hulkxx91
      @hulkxx91 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@coreytraynyou can go to chuck e cheese at any age if you're over 18, they can't discriminate against someone because of their age, that's illegal.

    • @Anr1231
      @Anr1231 Před 3 měsíci

      HAHA OMG SAME

  • @b100d.br02
    @b100d.br02 Před 3 měsíci +10

    i cant believe this was gonna be a hrh collection episode i cant get over it

  • @lizzReggie3lbekne
    @lizzReggie3lbekne Před 3 měsíci +14

    Love how Ethan brought up that Ryan makes Bryce and Brad listen to him about the lawsuits…..Ethan makes his entire crew and audience listen every episode.

    • @kandycestukes2223
      @kandycestukes2223 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Yeah but the difference is we're invested in this - not captive hostages lol. If no one's wanted to hear about this, viewership would have TANKED. But we're here for kav kav updates!!!

  • @Maesolmese
    @Maesolmese Před 3 měsíci +109

    Ethan being 85% straight is everything to me thank you king this made my day 🥰

  • @abicalvarese2373
    @abicalvarese2373 Před 3 měsíci +50

    simply just imagining Ethan and Ryan having a beer at Chuck E. Cheese

  • @steph.o0
    @steph.o0 Před 3 měsíci +13

    Am I alone in saying this episode hit so especially hard for weed chat

    • @hannahmoore279
      @hannahmoore279 Před 3 měsíci +4

      When Kav’s can exploded Ethan was being so funny I couldn’t breathe. I can’t remember the last time I laughed that hard

    • @steph.o0
      @steph.o0 Před 3 měsíci

      @@hannahmoore279 i was geeking for the entirety of the episode we need to keep ethan on the chuck e cheese Rat Soldiers rise UP

  • @rachelnokes4668
    @rachelnokes4668 Před 3 měsíci +6

    TBH AB deserves a gold medal with all the KAV KAV jokes. WELL DONE SIR. (Ethan heard most of them too!)