Ethan Guesses Who’s High - Off The Rails #15
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Ethan not liking weed, but still being mad that he wasn’t in someone’s dream blunt rotation is major Michael Scott vibes.
Every month Ryan - it’s every month
Let's not forget Ethan the type of boss to let his employees get high on the job
Ethan likes weed, he just doesn’t like the way it makes him feel anymore. You can tell he wishes he could still enjoy it though.
Big bad huge Micheal Scott vibes
@@j.k.concerts4400 he doesn’t like weed he doesn’t use it
Ethan immediately attempting to throw math questions at people was the most unintentionally boomer thing
😭😭😭
fr i’m garbage at math when i’m sober
I have been smoking with friends and their parents call and start blasting them with math questions 😂
I felt bad for Zach I struggle with math alot too and wouldn't have been able to answer on the spot like that either especially mixed with the anxiety of being pressured like that he mentioned he wasn't comfortable doing it
That’s a great point, smartphones made arithmetic pointless, but before smartphones, us older folks needed it. So it’s perfectly boomer’ish to care about arithmetic at all lol
dream blunt rotation: shredder, alfredo, the studio fruit flies, and ethan’s dad
ngl this would be a nightmare rotation for me hhahahha
Cursed rotation😶
@@kimberlymartin99 the fruit flies are the nightmare
facts
Wanted to like this but I refuse to be the guy who ruins the 420
When Ethan said “We all drink water, Dan. It’s a prerequisite for life” I lost it
🤣🤣
😂 saame
56:17
The crew member that came up with this segment definitely just wants to see if they can safely come to work high
that’s funny asf
😂
Dan had me fooled
or go stoned from day one so they think you're just like that
@@yeastnecklace you are a professional I see
Olivia saying "I was a fan of everybody and they turned out to be terrible people" I felt that.
Yes!!! Ugh
Or you can see past thier facades and spot they're all full of shit, and never like them to begin with.
@@alexr2761 We’re gonna find out Ethan beats babies or something in a few years
Sameeeeeee me and Olivia literally were fans of the same ppl and then they all turened out bad 😭
@@digitalgrl308 it means you guys are bad judges of character.
Ethan is LIVING for everyone laughing super hard at his jokes when they are high 😂😂
Lmaooooo the way he looks around at everyone with that grin on his face
This was Love's episode. He made a connection with the Island Boys on his own initiative and put together an incredibly important service announcement. We appreciate the Island King
Was thinking the same thing, peace and love to the island king
Shout out to the Island King!!!!!
YES we love the island king
Timestamp? Pls
@@AudiAddict around twenty minutes
I love how off the rails has turned into the crew being the co-hosts... I am so here for thisss
Yass i been thinking this
I hope they’re paid like co hosts
That whole bit about reggae that lead into Ryan Kavanagh was fucking golden. Olivia is one fucking funny dude.
@@palomac7041 oh you know Ethan hooks them up
Love the crew...especially Olivia...love her vibe
"I was her Muslim" - obvious sadness from AB
"I was her Tourettes. She collected us like Pokemon" - Ethan trying to cheer AB up
*chefs kiss*
Or maybe he was just making a joke that serves the purpose of revealing her mindset. god you people really think Ethan is this super intuitive and caring guy
@@paulbunyan6024 why are you replying this on every comment? you're on his channel, you're gonna see positive comments on it. get over yourself
we can also see your account was only made three days ago. and, in those three days you've made 37 comments on this channel. kind of suspicious if you ask me.
Paul Bunyan y r u going thru everyone’s comment just to be a hater 😭
Oh god this “chefs kiss” makes me cringe so hard
@@leonardo.diCATio just one of those trish stans i guess
AB said “no I’m playing” like 10 times and I’ve never heard him say it before (along with the complete lack of eye contact and confidence) I knew he was stoned
The no im playing thing is what convinced me of his non sobriety also 🤣🤣
He says that all the fucking time
@@jayce6172 r u ok
@@tommid2765 no, he's playing
AB “nah i’m just playin” Ayad
Is no one going to talk about Ethan saying “Samantha?” And Sam saying “no its Sam” then she realized *oh Samantha is my full name* “yeah its Samantha”
That was a great moment, and then the In-n-Out gave it away.
As a Mariana who goes by Mari I get it
“Your eyes look like hamburgers” and AB mouthing “I’m high” has me nearly in tears
I think Post Malone originally said that to Ethan, am I right?
@@TorkilDjurhuus yes!!
@@jennygagne9099 I just went to see if I was remebering correctly. it's at around 2.10 in episode 38!!
@@TorkilDjurhuus wow you’re a real one for that!!! thx
Fucking died because I just know exactly what hamburger eyes are hahahaha
Not gunna lie, Ethan continually holding up the sonic pic to Sam asking “does this mean anything to you?” And then to Ian right after, was so fucking funny to me 😂😂😂
Hes…so fast….
Thank you for your honesty
@@AshiwiZuni I swear she was about to pull out the “he’s so fast” line but just couldn’t get it to cross the thought-speech barrier
you can tell she was fighting the high 😂
Sam was the best and the Sonic picture was hilarious.
Dan is fucking hilarious every episode his dry humor is great.
I like to dip it in mayo
Humor as dry as his mouth
Agree, gotta love him. The whole crew are great
Dan's a good man.
I fucken love Dan.
Ethan: “A bunch of p0theads working here.”
Olivia: “That makes sense.”
Olivia with the unintentional shade 😂
the fact that Love really got into an ig live with the island boys is so funny
Ikr lmaaao
My
Actually crying at it 😂 so funny
“you do you have a lot of islands in sweden?!” 🤣
He really understood the assignment lol
This might be the best episode ever. Petition to make the “Who’s High?” Quiz an annual thing, this episode’s good vibes are off the charts but always in our hearts.
I petition for quarterly “Who’s High?” Quiz. Love love love this episode. Lol. Totally agree on the vibes.
@@trina4205 weekly plz😂
420th like on the comment!! 😵💫🥲
Fuck annual, make it monthly
I petition for an eighthly "Who's High?" Quiz
How is there hardly any comments about how fucking hilarious AB is in this video, the subtle rock and roll sign as Zach was being grilled made me laugh out loud
And especially when he looked straight to the camera and mouthed "I'm high" 👀😏
@@gunjan1097 literally😂 he was majorly underrated this episode
And the 'no partner, no scheme' loooved that haha
1:23:16 the way Sam responded "Yes" when Ethan asked if she still wanted the burgers was SO FREAKIN' PRECIOUS, whatta gem
I love your name and profile picture
@@re_i_gn why thank you! ☺️ It was a line from the movie Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, but I love the idea of a holiday-loving tiger.
Sam is adorable ❤
Love trying to blend in with the Island boys makes me die in a good way
wu mao 👋🏼
Have you watched Ethan’s podcast with Hasan?
just tickled that laowhy86 walks among the footsoldiers! So epic big fan Lao!
Would love to see advchina on h3 one day! Either way, ya'll are doing God's work
Edit: positive shit 🤙
bros in love with china 💀
Ok I will say this: Off The Rails is probably the most entertaining episodic show on this platform.
Every skits/goofs you guys do that include whole the cast is on point and has me dead every. single. frickin. time.
Agree 💯
Same, it's my favorite.
Wow a checkmarked comment that seems sincere and thoughtful. Not the usual “who’s been a fan since the beginning” or the ever favorite “H3 makes my day better”
More full cast segmentssss👏👏👏
Factoids
Ethan being mad that everyone isn't absolutely fucking blitzed out of their mind lmao.
Rightttt. We need that next
I need a boss like that in my life.
Some people are just like that. And then there's people like me who would take the tiniest puff ever and demand to go to the hospital because I'm dying
This is one of the greatest H3 episodes ever, personally my fave moment is 1:51:30 where Ethan is asking whether Noah Beck is invested in Triller and AB says “I’m checking it now, just give me like..20 minutes” 😂😂
Zack plays soundbite: "That's fraud!"
Dan within 0.3 seconds: "Alleged"
Dan is always so quick to cover the show's ass from potential legal threats.
Standing ovation for Dan the Daddy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
That's what wizard's do lol
@@blisskissed8527 my local politician is named Dan and we call him daddy Dan lmao
LOL for real
Especially now lol I think one more strike right or two left?
Ethan gushing over his dogs' feet is the cutest thing I've seen in a while
I had a smile on my face this entire episode. Sam is literally the cutest human being ever. I’m glad I’m not the only one who has panic attacks when high lol
I get panic attacks all the time when I’m high
Me too 🙃
You should try masturbating after smoking. Gets rid of the anxiety somewhat. Or eat something that you absolutely love.
Just going back to old episodes after todays nxivm episode. I smokes to help with panic and anxiety disorder and after a few months if made my heart pound like I was ready to die and then I had several breakdowns thinking my heart stopped. I tried like 10 more 10xs then I was like I’m DONE!
@@natalieromanello6712your body changes over time and reacts to different substances in different ways! I used to love smoking weed but it doesn’t do anything for me anymore
@52:12 when AB mouths “I’m high” I died! I’ve never noticed it 🤣
This entire "guess whose high" segment, and the following chaos afterwards, was one of the funniest things ever.
Watching the crew go off the rails (no pun intended), is an individual podcast I'd watch so hard.
Revenge rules
yesss
I agree😂 i am dying 💀💀 they need to do this more
give the crew their own podcast 😭😭😭
It's flipped!
I honestly love how Off The Rails has included the crew more and more each episode. I love that family/friend dynamic 👏
Every episode of H3 is Families
I honestly love loving honestly honestly love is honest
ong
@@Kigoz4Life no
seeing them post on ig each week with everyone always makes my heart full cause once it was just two of them and now look how big their family's gotten
Ethan is definitely in my dream blunt rotation, or at the least I’d feel comfortable being high around him. He didn’t judge or belittle anyone in a way where it could be perceived differently under the influence. Offered food for the cast, listened to music, and stayed calm. He made sure everyone was chilling and he went along so well with the vibe everyone else was having.
I’m tsorry
I can’t remember which episode it was but I remember hearing Ethan say “I have a no fucking with people on drugs policy” 😂😂
zach: don’t blame me, blame my elementary school teacher
ab: what’s her name
“Like Pokémon for her to collect” oh god. Almost fell of the couch laughing 😂
That was such a good line 😂
Same! I was cracking up out loud when they said that.
🤣🤣🤣
Thank ru
Zach playing the Trisha 5% soundbite while Ethan explaining the extremes of Tourettes had me DEAD ☠
I was JUST about to comment this. I’m fkn dying. Impeccable timing
Idk how much hes getting paid, but for his timing alone he deserves a raise XD
I couldn't stop laughing because I was very serious listening to Ethan talk about his feelings and the 5% soundbite took me by surprise 🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀💀💀
Time ?
Hila should do the “who’s high” segment 😂 i feel like it would be harder for her to tell
Dude AB was HILARIOUS here! He couldn’t stop laughing and eating cookies. He tried so hard but could not hide the fact that he was high as a kite 😂
Love casually throwing in "Sweden has the most islands in the world" on the Live has me in actual tears! 😂
The flex 😭😭😭
Fika vibes
Fika for lyfe
@@rev000088 Big Fika Energy
@@Paula-zt9ol FIKA SQUAD LET'S GO
Dan is indistinguishable high or sober. We need to see him dab.
Agreed
100%
The man would maybe let out a giggle. Stoned cold stoner.
Nah he's wearing yellow glasses in this one
Dan is a good man 😁
Cameron should be a voice over actor. His voice is magical.
He could definitely do some nature documentaries like nobody else
The LOOK Ethan gave AB when he was opening up about his video dreams had me dying
I LOST IT at AB “I’m an Islam boy!”
Literally dying when Ethan is trying to explain why 15 x 5 doesn’t equal 50 and then he just goes “let’s move on”
I’m just hear*ing* this right now as I’m reading this comment. Same thing happened to me last otr
That part was so hilarious 😭😭😭 sorry Zach
I could tell Olivia was high but I felt so bad for sam. I know that feeling and it’s horrible lol she is a soldier for that. I could never.
Your comment is beyond underrated!! Weed induced panic attacks, in my opinion, are THE ABSOLUTE WORST FEELING. Nothing compares to how awful they can be ugh
The shot of AB just silently stood behind Dan then Sam with a packet of cookies 🤣🤣
Ima need a time stamp for that homie 😂
1:22:48
1:22:18@@wxc9076
AB mouthing “i’m high” n the whole crew dying laughing is the best thing ever
what time stamp 💀
@@rileyhoenes5303 at 52:40 or a few seconds after lmao it’s so funny
High AB was so cute lmaooo
It was so smooth I totally missed it hahahaha
Omg I missed that. The way Ethan's head snaps back 😂😂😂
I’m just imagining Hila landing into the office to pick Ethan up and everyone is high as kites 😂
I was thinking oh man reading the comments spoiled something for me and then I looked at the title and I was like "oh" lol
And Ethan is just screaming "WHO IS HUNGRY. DOES ANYONE WANT MEXICAN?!"
Can you get a memebership so I can stop seeing ur comments
They should have redone the squid games high 🤣
And hila chewing out Ethan for ordering a shit load of pizza
I started watching the podcast with frenemies and knowing no one in the cast. Now I can gladly say I am a fan of every member of the h3 crew. You are all so fun
Ethan getting so overwhelmed when he saw the dogs feet pics made me die
This episode was truly, truly OFF THE RAILS. Get the crew high every week
Highdays on Fridays
when they came back and it was like so much quieter i knew we were in for one
@@user-fe6ku9du5c today after dark this episode was from Thursday
Yesssss
Seriously! The positivity was high. Pun intended. Maybe Ethan will start to realize that it isn't comparable to being under the influence of alcohol. Some people use it as a medication. Some people that find math challenging actually comprehend it better when they study under the influence of cannabis as it slow the speed of processing down and eases the anxiety and panic of not learning the subject. Any physicians recommending alcohol for medical purposes?
Ethan is the type of guy to guess both high and not high on every person so he can feel like he wasn't ever wrong.
TRUE HAHAHAHA
Olivia you are not alone on the thinking you sound loud when you’re high , I literally rethink everything I say when I’m high and think that I scream when I talk lol
I have watched H3 since the vlogging while stuck in Israel days and there's something about this episode that makes it, in my opinion, one of the best episodes of all time. I don't know what it is about it (maybe the fact that most of the crew is more blazed than usual on top of the fact that Ethan, someone who doesn't smoke, started things off by complaining about how he wasn't in the dream blunt rotation on his own damn subreddit....) but I loved every minute of it. This year has been a fucking nightmare and H3 has been a light in the darkness for sure. And without H3 to listen to while I clean, my house probably would never get deep cleaned. Lmao So I hope everyone had a good time filming this because I loved listening to it.
Much peace and love, y'all. ❤️
Couldn’t agree more, peace and love
Definitely has to be the funniest episode, tied with silent library. They have to do the blazed segment again, but with challenges or something. I was dying laughing
silent library but high edition!!!
@@user-uo7wx2mo8q I second that
@@user-uo7wx2mo8q bruh 100% YES
AGREED!
High try not to laugh challenge featuring tiktok
The further off the rails this show gets, the better it becomes. I thought Silent Library couldn't be topped, but this was hilarious
i agree 🥰🥰
My tier list is 1. Who's high? 2. Squid Game 3. Silent library
Yesss
Silent library had me dyinggggg the whole episode
This comment is exactly how I feel!
I always come back to this episode and cry laughing at Ethan holding up the picture of sonic to Sam. My favorite moment of the podcast ever 😭🤣
Ethan: "Do you still want the burgers tho?"
Sam: *jumps out of chair* 😟 "Yeesss"
I could tell Dan was high because of how excited he was to do the segment.
High Dan is indeed a happier Dan😂
A podcast where Zach has to a cappella all the soundbites instead of actually playing them
great idea shout out to your family
YESSS
I’m laughing just picturing it
This would be amazing!
YES OMG
my dad passed away yesterday and rewatching episodes of the podcast is a very comforting :')
im so sorry for your loss
♥️♥️♥️
Sending u strength and love!
As a stoner myself watching the call crew mess around and Ethan messing with everyone seriously had me laughing so hard. Absolute props to Love for getting in with the Island Boys too 😂 Great Episode!
This off the rails is one for the record books, I laughed so fuckin hard at the crew continually talking about reggae after Ethan wanted to get back to the show 😂😂😂
ur pfp look like Ethan in that silent library episode 😂
Then Ethan started singing 😂
by far one of the best segments from recently, i almost pood!
Ian saying "I'm a little peckish" in a cheeky British accent is the most underrated moment of this ep 🤣🤣
Ian is now a confirmed Wallace and Grommet stan
I laughed out loud
AB Is starting to become one of my favourite he’s actually so entertaining
the crew members being high and giggly and just having a good time makes my heart happy
AB’s “I’m an Islam Boy!” comment had me dead 💀 He and Ian are low key the funniest.
high key!
High key Zach too. Love the ZAB bromance
AB a while ago recreating the Donkey Kong bongos story and staring uncomfortably at the camera had me laughing hard 😆
Realy??
AB is litteraly the WORST thing to ever happen to H3
GET HIM OUTTA THERE!!!
@@Jimmy_D_82 i agree, that was funny,
The only funny thing he ever did
How were they confused if Zach was high, he told ethan his eyes look like hamburgers 😂
It was a reference to an older episode where Post told Ethan his eyes look like hamburgers. Ethan probably thought Zack was trying to be funny, that being said he should’ve know Zack was blazed either way
he sounded exactly like posty too
@@marmalade.. that honestly sounds like something zach would genuinely say
Heather can I add you on Instagram
@@jojojaykay hello I’m one of CZcams’s volunteer white knights and I am politely asking you to refrain from further interaction with this woman viewer and cease from making any further advances upon her. Thank you.
And to Heather, no need to thank me for my service, the pleasure has been mine, my dearest.
I love that cause they're high they're laughing way more at ethan's jokes and he loves it.. They should do this every week
Seeing Dan and Ethan sitting next to each other feels so strange for some reason lol
Between this and Silent Library, you guys have been killing it lately. Seriously.
I agree, I’d love to watch the H3 pod play more games
It's so odd how the episodes that the fanbase universally love the most have the least amount of views. Those two episodes are some of my favourite of all time.
I totally forgot about the “your eyes look like hamburgers” quote until Zach said it 😂😂😂
This man breathes soundbites
@@highfrequencymonkeyman HE DOESSSS BRROOOO!!
I thought it was a sound bite. He sounded exactly like post
@@dougmaqway8547 like NO SHIT, he sounded EXACTLY like post lmao
Time stamp?
I love how Ethan hears AB doesn't like being high and he's like "what's your biggest fear"
Ok LOVE Olivia's input every time its such a good balance
Zach's call back to Post Malone's "Your eyes look like hamburgers" was definitely my favorite part of the episode. Funniest part hands down
I never realized how much Zach sometimes reminds me of Posty until that moment. So so funny 😂 No wonder Zach and Ethan get along so well
@@laurabee9788 he really does
@@laurabee9788 wow never thought of that but you're definitely right
Is h3 still friends with post Malone ? Would love to see him on the podcast again
@@captainozseul3050 pretty sure post ghosted him
love’s little giggle after he told the island boys “this shit is fire” 🤣 so cute
“Cut the music play the music” was easily the best unprecedented segment of the whole show.
This is my comfort episode when they get banned for a week
The part with Dan, Zach, and AB talking about Bob Marley over reggae music with Ethan trying to make them stop was so fucking funny. also AB mouthing “I’m high” was too good
The pic of zack when he was standing outside his door with no shoes on and Ethan calling him a “unit” I was dying of laughter
Hahahah
LOL Zach thinking that Ethan's reggae singing was impressive was the most hilarious thing ever. 1000% baked
The most off the rails episode yet and I love it 😂 When the crew gets high af and Ethan can’t stop them from talking about reggae 🤣 This shit is gold
As a mom of a young boy with Tourette’s similar to Ethans. Her comments always were so crazy to me with how ignorant an adult could be about a disorder that even just a quick internet search could educate you on how there is so much more to this disorder then people know. Seeing them all compiled together is just wow…
She literally knew someone with Tourette’s, it was like a feigned ignorance. She didn’t even need to Google it to know better. It always really frustrated me
It really did sadden me. A lot of people's perception of tourettes is those who have tics such as swearing, screaming, etc. because that seems to be the only form that gets much attention, despite being rare. I'm glad Ethan has helped show a different side of tourettes and hopefully has educated people even a bit
Yeah my brother has quite significant coprolalia (so he’d involuntarily say potentially-offensive words and phrases), but it’s not like she was even informed about or respectful toward those with those more extreme tics
She is just ignorant period. How she even makes money baffles me.
Imagine if we all took the time to get educated on the spectrum of disabilities and disorders out there to make us better and more understanding people.
Sam really tried her best to hold it together oh bless
She did 😂 but failed hilariously 😂
i could tell exactly when she sat down lmao
Hi Evan! :)
They really pulled out the Sonic picture I died when that happened
Heyy Evan, Iove your content. Didn't know you were a fellow for soldier, that's awesome
Rhett and link left the church in like 2012. They only just talked about it 2 years ago. But Rhett 100% smokes weed and I think link occasionally blazes as well. They definitely subtly hint at it on their podcast a lot
did they ever say why they left? that’s so interesting
@@riahm.6888 their beliefs just started to crumble and they didn’t feel like it was something realistic anymore. They have a whole podcast serious about it. It’s very interesting and I’d highly recommend it. Their podcast is called ear biscuits
@@lore3923 i just watched rhett’s spiritual deconstruction and links and omg it was so good
Rhett looks like he smoked weed. Link looks like he'd get high and panic
It's always a treat when Ian appears on screen
AB saying "I'm just playing" 3 times was a dead giveaway
Don't forget the nodding after each answer lol
He says it when sober too
Best part of the podcast is at 1:14:45.
Ian: “If I were to make a new color I’d call it Shipple.”
Dan: “Is it related to purple at all?”
Ian: “No, I’m getting kinda like a limeish blue”
So funny
Haha it’s so fuckin funny, but I think I heard “shiffle”
I would love it if they just repeated the guess who is high segment once a month. Love seeing the cast members up closer in 2nd chair like this! Such a great episode!!
I haven't finished the episode yet, but Zach playing smoke weed everyday, and AB leaning back with his hands in the air and his sunglasses is sending me. That dude is high 100%
Dan is the type of guy to call a joint a Marijuanna Cigarette lol
Marijuana cigarettes are a thing. Different from joints.
@@fourthpanda ok andy
@@fourthpanda he used both terms tho
😂😅😂
look at his glasses
Everybody quietly vibing to Ethan singing. A group of absolute angels.
No Ponzi no crime is the greatest reggae song of this decade. No angels just a group of bumbaclaats jammin. respect ✊
Ethan sounds like a youth pastor when he sang, "no alcohol, no drive."
Zach is literally me at math. I had a bad elementary school teacher and I swear it ruined my future lmao.
Ethan: why am i not in the dream blunt rotation
(almost everyone gets high and is enjoying some island boy vibes)
Ethan: alright everyone time to go over court documents and negative triller reviews
Lmao I hope Ethan sees this honestly 😂
Lmfao
Ethan would be a nightmare to be around while high, unless he was also high
ethan should get high and they should ask him the questions back 😂
What a profile pic
“That’s a sigma move it’s called mirroring” had me dying
Dan you’re good man !
" no ponzi, no scheme" xD definietly one of my favourite episodes
High AB is exactly how I act when I’m high, it was so funny watching him during the segment bc I could relate
showing sam the sonic picture during the guessing who’s high segment made me howl it was TOO freaking funny. it was too good. oh my god
Ethan trying to get back on the rails a show that is literally called Off The Rails at 1:31:05 when most of his crew is stoned gave me major h3h3productions vibes
I have noe idea how Olivia managed to pull the golden ticket and land this job, out of thousands of applicatians, but she's awesome. Love her input on things!
The best part of these episodes is when you just hear “eheheheh” from love once in a while