Nikocado Avocado Called Me Ugly - After Dark #59
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The fact they celebrated gabes birthday with him is why I love this podcast, so fucking thoughtful I bet that made him so happy.
And I bet Ethan and Hila paid for everything.
@@aaroneusjames2342 they weren't there
@@amdonut8091 they could still pay for it
@@aaroneusjames2342 doubt it… Gabe has a lot more going on than just this podcast and he’s also pretty well off on his own. Kind of f*cked you’re assume that tbh.
@@ovii746 how’s it messed up??? U must love getting mad for no reason. Freak
Olivia as our resident gen z drama commenter is such a necessary part of this show. Shout out to Olivia
was thinking the exact same thing
Yea she is their female Def Noodles...She knows all the usual suspects. Very much needed.
Olivia is my fave, Olivia appreciation!!!
gen z representation is much appreciated
Olivia stand up
Regarding fixing Love’s monitor:
“This is a $4,000 robot, it’s not that easy guys”
Camera cuts to Dan in his Scorpion chair setup. 😂
Took like 6 weeks to get the chair, not like it happens overnight
@@SimonVanliew26 still funny though 😉
Ian knows exactly what he is doing with those cuts lol
Idk why they don't just use that 5% 😏
Dan won his chair thou..
hila threatening to call ethan’s therapist bc he’s throwing a fit about a salad is so funny
the dynamic between zach taking everything too seriously and AB taking everything too jokingly never fails to stress me out
This is how me and my best friend live life. I'm the "Zach" and my buddy is the "AB". It's a great time.
And Dan taking everything too responsibly
they fight like gf & bf lmao
@@francisco8094 THATS SUCH A GOOD WAY TO DESCRIBE IT
@@talloncusack ethans the cool half brother thats 10 years older than everybody else
TIMESTAMPS
4:18 - leg lengthening surgery
13:52 - white claw gabe
20:38 - white claw gabe’s b-day
30:19 - mcgregor meme
34:07 - ethan & olivia’s look a-likes
45:04 - c-man
1:22:26 - ab fight
1:28:46 - nickocado avocado
1:37:24 - bathroom makeover
1:51:28 - i literally can’t timestamp all this
2:33:17 - windy williams vs judge mathis
🙏
The lords work
You absolute God. Thanks for the time stamps 🙌🏾
🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Legend
also ethan calling hila “mom” cracked me up. thats such a weird stage of parenthood that you start calling each other mom and dad
timestamp??
@@audreyharper 02:00:35
@@audreyharper also 02:01:24
@@Symora u got somebody else lol
Me n my husband cal each other mom and dad.. we don’t have kids lol
I really love giving C Man an entire segment for feet. Anyone willing to put themself out there like this deserves it. I can’t stop laughing at how clinically he can describe every foot in detail. I hope he’s making the foot community proud.
Gabe being hung over is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
comments like these give me things to look forward to in the episode
@@ReplicateReality woo
Really?
🤫wooooo
woo
ethan’s micheal scott energy has never been stronger than when it was in the leg lengthening skit
I wish they would have left the legs on the table. That shot was amazing.
Cross between Michael Scott and Oliver Tree.
I was thinking the same thing when Ethan was angry about his salad. Totally could have been a bit on the office
Lmao perfectly put
I was getting succhhh Michael Scott energy about the birthday call to Zach’s brother 😆
I know it's so cliché to tell a pregnant woman she's glowing, but Hila really is. That hair color is so flattering and she looks so fresh and vibrant and beautiful
I was thinking the exact same thing! 💜
What a cringe thing to say
@@pierocapra7191 no one asked you so jog on
Right?! She looks great and I LOVE this hair colour!
I love it! It’s going back to her natural hair color and is giving me Ethan and Hila memories! ☺️💜💖
Dude, I'm a boomer. When I was in elementary school, I clearly recall the day when the school librarian came to the classroom and had us follow her to a small room. Inside that room was an Apple IIE with a floppy drive. It was not only the very first computer the school had ever owned but the very first computer any of us children had ever seen. It was such a big deal that every single student from every classroom in the kindergarten thru 8th grade school walked single file into the room to look in awe at the future that had just arrived to our school then was escorted out of the room. It would have been probably 1984-85.
Thats crazyyy
you’re gen x then not a boomer 💀
@@mahomiebelieber4lif Correct, I was being facetious when I called myself a boomer. I was born in 1977 and graduated high school in 1995 so I'm a Gen X'er no doubt.
our local newspaper has a macintosh on display in their building, that was the very first computer they ever used to make the newspaper with. apple really is revolutionary 🍏
Dan the type of guy to have dinner at 5
Maybe even 4:30
Dan’s known as the hater but I stg we need a sound bite for Dan’s Haters when they read “Dan’s the type of guy” comments 😂
i have dinner at 5 :/
@@marlissa6646 Marlissa is also that type of guy
@@marlissa6646 I thought that was dinner time sooo
My fav part of all of this was lackluster WC Gabe doing “fuck” and “woo” hungover and quiet lol dying
Better than the time at the library.
Me too that was so funny omg
🥳 wooooo 😂
I’m just once again here, telling you how happy I am that Olivia is prt of the crew, she is such a great addition to the gang!! The dynamics of all of you are so good, such a pleasure to listen and watch the h3 podcasts
Did not realize how much I do not have a foot fetish until this episode but much respect to the crew for putting themselves out there ❤️
Bahahahahahahha
I never realized men’s and women’s feet looked different until this segment lmao im learning a lot about feet
Zach is the kind of guy to obviously lift his leg when he farts
Criminally underrated comment.
🤣 he would too
I’m the kinda guy to do that
And make direct eye contact the entire time
And sits down to pee
I don't know why I laughed so hard at Olivia's scream in the skit. The HARSH ass cut and the way she grabs her face is just so ridiculous it sent me to outer space
Same
a true scream queen 😌
I’m literally crying lol 🤣
No I cried too omg
Was looking for this comment
Dan the type of guy to say “I’m not mad I’m disappointed”
How is this so completely DEAD ON 🤣🤣
That some David dobrik sht don't put that on Dan
wait. everyone skimmed over it. Olivia had a great point of making a trash can based on this fictional character
They could make it like one of those trashcans with the swinging lid, but instead of a normal lid, it would be a hat 🤣
8'2" Ethan has the same energy as Michael Scott in The Office
Hey Katie! I just found out I'm gay... but your comment made me realize I'm straight too.. guess I'm both :/ Thanks XD
So does 5’11” Ethan 😂
@@Snowbear2022 ??? 💀
@@Snowbear2022 my man is down bad
thanks for the support friends
I love how nice C man was while still putting everyone in C tier
"It's not bad... It's kinda nice" etc while clearly not being interested 😂
He respects all feet 😭
He’s so polite about it haha
One could say he's a... *C Man* 😎
@@mcr5645 I C what you did then 👀
"Yeah it's cool"
Anytime I see Alfredo licking Ethan’s face all I can think about is the poop eating story 😭😭😭🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol same
Hila was letting him go to town on her mouth and nose on one of these, and that's ALL that was going thru my head lol
3:03:48 Dan covering Love’s face with the Italian flag right as he was waving to the audience made me cry
Everybody complaining about the Gabe segment every Friday better eat their words because the party footage was everything, I love the friendship the crew has with Gabe!
everyone complains???
Who complains? I just wanna have a talk😊
But no I literally think that segment is the best part of after dark, I hope they never stop
@@Dudre Read it again mate.
@@poopfartlord9695 whoops i meant to say “people complain?”
who complains abt the Gabe dw I just wanna talk
My man Gabe fucking still did the woooooo when on the brink of death. Very dedicated to his craft.
Anyone else think that Sam's beauty sometimes goes underappreciated?. 🥰 Such a stunner!.
Olivia is really hitting her stride on this show. She’s becoming more than just a wholesome addition. Shes obsessed with the degeneracy and I love it.
i love her so much as an addition to the show !! she fits right in . she’s only been on for a lil but i feel like she matches everyone’s energy so well =)
@@AltheHealer Omg yeah, that was so cute, more people should act like she did when their friends put themselves down
C-man is so intense and straight to the point, how can a dude be so hilarious yet incredibly intimidating at the same time ??
Honestly, he is very emotionally intelligent and intellectually honest. Just says exactly how he feels or what he thinks about something.
New York City.
@@JackieDoesStuff yes can confirm as New Yorker this is how we all are to outsiders
@@se8141 knob ohhh join î
Seems like a teddy bear.
This intro skit with Ethan 8’2” is f*cking hilarious. I’m dying. You guys can seriously film your own office style show. Do MORE OF THIS!!! Lollll
"i wish there was a way to know you are in the good old days before you've actually left them" - Andy Barnard
We are defs in the good old days of the h3 podcast peeps
The skit in the beginning with Ethan yelling “manlet” at everyone is taking me OUT 😂😂😂
All of Dan’s “Sure”s and “yeah”s while C-man was talking about men wanting to see tough feet was cracking me up lmao
@Cony Budding i think you might be the 1 person who genuinely believes that
@Cony Budding
The "right on" really got me good
The skit was so good. Ethan with the insane snake legs was actual Horror Movie Stuff. Olivia with the Psycho Scream tho. Edit: Not Ethan accidently telling Dan "Take a Ride on me." 💀
Olivia's 80s horror flick scream deserves an Oscar
I love how both tamed and untamed Gabe's birthday party was.
If you guys do Olivia’s idea, what if every time someone flushes you just hear “SHOUT OUT TO HIS FAMILY”
YES
omg yes hahahahha that'd be hilarious
Actually not hard to do. My dad rigged a toilet up to a children’s book (one of the picture books with buttons to press during the story) so it would go off anytime it flushes. An audio button rigged to the flush is all it takes.
Yes this
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The C-man bit was fucking phenomenal. He's such a wonderfully genuine seeming dude with a passion for feet and can't help but stan.
Pretty sure you will be taking that back in a while
He’s not a very nice guy but he is very passionate about his love of feet
@@ApparationsOfGloom why?
I wouldn't say "wonderful", he has some weird tendencies for sure. But yeah he seems pretty genuine.
@@kristinehansen. i think Dan mentioned him being extremely Islamophobic when he was first introduced on the show
Ethan being offended by Nick’s “not my type” is giving GABBIE 😂
I love how you can see that Hila really loves Lena 🥺
When they both say Theodore at the same time at the start.. my heart exploded. That little boy is so lucky to be loved by two incredible people 🥰🥰
every parent knows that tone of voice 😂 sooo tired but so full of love. Even after the difficulties they’ve had with Theodore recently you can tell they really love being parents 😭💕 can’t wait for baby #2!!
Timestamp 0:34
It is such a joy to have nice parents
hahahaha I was reading thru comments and got to this one right at 1:29:38
3:03:47 It all happens so quickly. Love realizes he's on screen, gets excited, and gets covered up by Dan. Pure comedy gold. 🤣
1:35:02 I love how defensive Ethan got about Nick calling him ugly😭 “well your not my type either”
Dan be the type of guy to say “mi casa es su casa”
Dan the type of guy to sniff his beanie before putting it on
Outta pocket
With peace and love I do that
@@presleymberry same💀
Why did this comment speak to me on such a personal level
Bro wtf
My respect for Love went way up after seeing him barefoot on a motorcycle. That's cool af and I wasn't expecting that from him at all tbh. I totally thought it was Zach!
And Love is so quick at putting it all together. He said that only took him 2 hours to make! Such a smart fella.
I hella thought it was Zach too
Respect ✊
I can’t wait for him to be there in person!!
Love is lowkey the sexiest person on this podcast but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation
At the end Dan totally went out of his way to get Ethan to start his godfather/Jordan bit. Dan pretends to hate the bit, but we all know he secretly loves it. lmao
Lena is so sweet it’s so nice to see her on the pod
I’m still cracking up at how disappointed Ethan was that Gabe wasn’t strong enough today to full-send it with the woo’s, but then when Gabe perked up after saying “no school no work tomorrow” Ethan got so happy 🤣
As cool as a silent disco bathroom is, a black light in the bathroom is gonna show some stuff you don’t wanna see lol
That's a good call
I was waiting for someone to bring this up! It’d be a nightmare
@@Kigoz4Life lmfao... Found the incel
This ^
That is such a good point that I didn't even think of, wow. You are thinking on a different level 😳😳
Please make Ethan screaming “I can’t believe I have to eat a salad” a sound bite 😂
Keem wears his hat backwards mostly, that would also solve the issue of the brim hitting you in the back
Ethan: What about dinner?
Hila: You’ve already had it.
Ethan: We've had one, yes. What about second dinner?
Zach: I don’t think she knows about second dinner, Ethan.
Yeah its called supper 💅
Dan holdin out to release feet pics until the release of OnlyDans
This sent me
A subsidiary of Ethan's Feet. Patent pending by Love lmao.
I’m used to seeing “OnlyDans” in relation to Dan and Phil. That and “OnlyPhans”.
Lol OnlyDans what’s the time stamp on the crew’s feet I’m looking for Love on the motorcycle lmao 🤣
the amount of times ethan said "lets go to this wendy williams and judge Mathis story" before they actually moved onto it😂
"I know you're the boss, but this is my vision" why is AB literally hilarious
Why haven’t I seen anybody else talk about the moment near the end where Love sees himself on one of Dan’s screens, starts waving manically, and Dan covers him with an Italian flag 😂 3:03:46
Aww poor Love😂😂😂
timestamp? i don’t wanna miss it 🥲
@@itsneverogre 3:03:46
Yeah only love for love since he lost his bot and Dan just covers it up, Terrible 😔
HAHAHAHAHA
Ethan leaning in closer so AB could hear him better is killing me
timestamp?
2:02:55 I love how ethan immediately goes into character I absolutely love when he has his godfather moments
Dan is in the right here guys come on. Did we all forget lunch is at noon for those with 9-5 jobs? Eating at 4 or 5 is clearly closer to dinner.
Supper *
AB doing his Michael Jackson moves at Gabe's party. 🕴🏻😂
Ab raised by two lawyers? Explains why he did a good job being a prosecutor in content court
Yeah and i believe content court was AB's idea originally too
Who can forget the "Who you kiddin" from our great prosecutor
he also went to law school iirc
@@carissazirbel6374 no he dropped out of med school
@@eloh9821 yep! he did. but you have to go to drop out
2:23:19 “if there’s poop in your pants you’ve shit yourself” the way he said that along with the cut to the chad lovebot had me crying
Lena seems so sweet 😭 can we please see more of her!!
I’m trying not to lose my absolute shit in the back of a Lyft at “what would we do without men who are 8 foot 2” and I haven’t seen a single comment about it and it’s a damn shame
I listen to the pod at work and sometimes I will lose my shit laughing and then people will stare at me so I feel that 😂
I died 😂😂😂
I hope u guys werent at work when they brought up Nikocado... I fucked up big time n wasn't aware he did OF...i should've known better but I did it... I looked it up. I hate myself forever. And I definitely died lol
@@presleymberry ME OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣 I feel lucky because my coworkers don’t watch h3 but when they ask me why I’m laughing so hard I’ll show them or explain the joke to them and they usually crack up too
Dan’s the type of guy to say ‘uh actually that’s not correct…’ to a professional war historian
this
Professional war historians can be wrong.
KEEP DOING the 'what would we do without men' impression, Dan doesn't know anything! It's always enjoyable lol
When he leaned down in Ian's face "YoU kNoW wHaT I'm SaYiNg, dUde" 😂😂
Ethan totally being NOT obvious about hyping up his own feet during the cman segment 💀
I love Olivia as a new crew member stg
I love how ethan still puts that og h3 touch on the skits, funny af bro
Hey guys, just wanted to say thank you. I have bpd and have been going through the worst depressive episodes I’ve ever had, it’s lasted weeks and has been intense, and the H3 podcast is about one of the only comforts I’ve had during. I play your podcast every night to help me sleep when my mind won’t shut down, so thank you for the comfort 💖
Gabes party looks fucking lit and it’s so sweet that the crew all turned up for it 🎉
''there's nothing wrong with being a bisexual, or doing drugs...''
- Ethan, 2021
2:41:27
What about it?
Need merch of this 😭
Ethan supports my lifestyle
I've never felt more seen
C-man is literally a geographer. Every statement he made was place-based. He should write a book on the geography of feet.
I love how much C-Man disliked the sceneries in the feet pics… the man loves a bare foot with no frills 😂
They need to combine the bathroom ideas. The keem toilet, with neon lighting, a forest wallpaper, and a giant picture in front of it of wookies celebrating. Maybe the frasier theme song can repeat in the background as well
Zach’s sound bite skills are always on point He can change the entire mood of the podcast just by changing the music
💖💖
I just love how like, no matter what Ethan talking about he just lights up a little bit every time he looks at Hila. 💕
It’s been said before but I’ll say it again: I’m so glad Sam and Olivia joined the team, such great additions to an already awesome crew! Lena too!
Okay I'm not a party person but Gabes party looked legitimately fun lol.
Mmmmmmmm
One word "alcohol" 🤣
i think the editing made it look super fun
Editing makes everything look fun with enough time and dedication lol
Parties are almost never as fun as you envision in your head, and yeah this was all being recorded and edited with edm so it would look better. Not hating, just a 27 year old who is burnt out on parties at this point lol.
Zach saying that his brothers birthday was “next year” was highly underrated and a top 10 Zach moment for me
Zach the type of guy to poop in a litter box just to see what it's like
So true
"You wanna give meditation tips to Siddhartha?"
That killed me and I will be stealing that line.
I graduated in 2010 and we lived through the transition from chalk/whiteboards to smartboards, and it was mainly just funny seeing teachers accidentally use whiteboard markers on the smartboard lol
YES HAHAHAHA. I also graduated in 2010!
Funny thing is most have transitioned right back to whiteboards again, iirc like 5 or 6 years ago that transition began and I haven't seen a smartboard in school since
And it didn’t come off 😂
@@kristavaillancourt6313 haha you know what’s funny is I learned that trick in high school because a teacher wrote on the white board with a sharpie and just left it like oh well and a student went up and blew all of our minds using an expo marker over it hahahha
@@kristavaillancourt6313 oh yeah that happened as well, I'm just wondering... why'd they even have permanent markers lying around??
Someone give Olivia an Academy Award for that scream.
HONESTLY!!!
Time stamp?
@@saracalvin9173 12:11
“Olivia.. it still me.. I’m still your boss” lmao
ethan yelling “EVERYBODY LOVES BRUNCH” is so funny i can’t get over it
Lunch is 11:30am to 1:30pm. If they eat at 5pm that is dinner. Dan is correct on this, like always
C Man was the most golden thing we’ve seen on this podcast…. The fact that his name is c man like so so funny
Everyone silently accepting Ethan calling him Semen the whole time was 💋🤌 gold
Well, i'm sure his legal name isn't C man.
@@nicksosicc it’s craig
I can’t get over how good Hila’s hair looks
I have rewatched that leg lengthening skit over so many times and it kills me every time, Ethan is so overjoyed when he taunts the crew
The H3 crew have no idea how much this podcast helps me get through every day. I love and appreciate them so much. I know they won’t see this but thank you!!
“I mean I’ve never asked an Amish person can I lick your feet. that’s kinda weird.” is senior quote material.
(If you're a senior) Do it.. !!!!!!
Wtf. I was just scrolling through comments and he said this as I read this. Pretty wild in a 3 hour video lol
@@dylan54945 !!! we could calculate the exact chances if we find out how many seconds the quote is.
Awh it’s to late to submit mine I couldn’t think of one!
@@dylan54945 There's no such thing as a coincidence
I don’t think I’ll ever get over how beautiful Hila is
Her foot was so elegant!
@@Samhaiine brown hair rlly suit her 🤌😩 she’s like … shining
“It’s actually- its REALLY LOUD!!!!!!“
“You guys are such bitter haters “
😂😂what in the world
For the boxing match they should make AB a teddy fresh robe and shorts
12:24
* Ethan crawling on the floor asking for help *
Ian: *"Somebody get gasoline"*
💀
Best reply to Ethan and his too much gene LOLOL
Ian’s had it out for him for years
Ya'll need to make Sam the H3 Creative Director or something. She executes the amazing costume ideas for all these sketches
Bump
Sam is SO TALENTED. Her mind >>
Don’t tell Trish about this 🤣😂🤣
as someone who has to work an 8-5 job i eat lunch at 11-12 and dinner at 4-5, i think Hila and Ethan have been in control of their own schedule for too long and don't realize that most ppl don't have the luxury of waking up at noon every day
I don’t see waking up at noon as a “luxury”. I was in the service industry for a long time so noon was breakfast for me because I would get to bed so late. I think people who work 8-5 forget that sadly they set the schedule for the rest of the world and we all have to try our best to work around them. I’m sure Ethan and Hila aren’t sleeping in, they’re up late for whatever reasons they may have and that is okay. :)
It's never been more clear to me that Ethan hasn't worked a regular 9-5 job in a while, when he says lunch is at 5pm 😬