Why are you not having NUT in november? (r/me_irl)
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Leo doesn’t have to deal with “taxes” or “student debt” or “gender dysphoria” and probably not discrimination neither. He’s at the very least better off than me
Leo also doesn't have to deal with transphobic parents qwq
Leo doesn't have to perform a ritual to just wear leggings 😔
Leo doesn't have to deal with not being cute TwT
He also doesn't need to memorise entire medical courses to justify his existence. :_>
@@ZoeTheHoneyDewI mean I bet he has assistants for that, one for each leg
God damnit I commented that before I watched the video and thought y'all meant Leonardo dicaprio 😭
In the far flung future, archeologists will think no nut November was a religious fast from nuts, and be puzzled at the cultural significance of an almond, and the ancient technique of milking it.
No they won't, they'll have archives of the internet.
You say that like its not a bizzare religous fast from masturbation
@polarknight5376 first off, this is a joke. Second off, there's no guarantee something tragic won't happen to the internet from now and between then.
@@polarknight5376 cough cough the library of alexandria cough cough (this is meant in good fun)
@@polarknight5376 It's very possible we'll lose large amounts of the internet. What happens if CZcams gets deleted? Billions of hours of information gone. What if our languages diverge so much that we have no idea how to search things from thousands of years ago?
We told our home room teacher that it was trying not to eat nuts in November to try and understand the kids with nut allergies. She believed it and we had a board with all of the names of those who had failed and those who where still standing.
OH NO 😂
Epic 👌
is this true
Yes
N O
BAD
11:19
Did... did he forget that books don't glow?
Oz that fucking "Hypothetically" on the werewolf boyfriend tangent is doing a lot and I mean A LOT of heavy lifting.
His bisexual furry side is bursting at the seams
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 A man can dream, right?
@@TheAgamemnon911 But it's better he'd act.
@@skeetsmcgrew3282the Pathowogen is doing its job, the transfurmation is happening
@@cinni. I hate that I understand this
Thanks Oz for unlocking the cringe memory that was doing the AOT salute, I thought i repressed it deep enough.
dont worry I got u fam :)
@@OzMediaOfficial Thanx Fam
@@OzMediaOfficialwassup Oz
Ok, but hear me out... kids learn social constructs through play. So, if kids are to learn what living out honor, devotion, loyalty, integrity, etc. ACTUALLY looks and feels like, then LARPing anime protagonists is FAR from the worst way to do it 😅
Also. For fuck knows what reason (sorry... *fuck's) my autocowrecked tried turning LARP into LAPD...
I'm possible to blame for bringing up nekoarc
14:32 You fool. I live near a mexican restaraunt where they sing it to you in spanish loud enough for the whole restaraunt to hear after putting whipped cream on your face and a sombrero on your head.
I willingly went there with that as the intention for my last birthday. _I basked in the magnificence of me_ as they praised me. I may be a mortal man today, but on that day, for those brief moments,
_I WAS A GOD._
The peasantry praise you, and you think to deny their praises? They offer you a ceremonial gift, bedecked in holy flame, and you think to be _embarrassed by it?_ Nay, on your birthday, *You are a god,* and the puny mortals bring you offerings, ceremonial meals, and sing praises in your name.
Bask in your magnificence.
I will now start fully embracing this magnificent and poignant philosophy, thank you very much my friend.
Holy shit you gotta go make a tumblr account and make weird hopeful posts that are fairly funny
@@teathesilkwing7616 I have observed the tumblr community from afar, and they all seem to be my kind of weird. It seems perhaps I should join them in earnest...
The funny thing about the Beast is it feels like even Disney likes him better as a beast than a man, look at any piece of media they’ve made featuring him and Belle made after the movie and he’s always in his beast form 😭
Enchanted Christmas, Belle’s Magical World, House of Mouse, Once Upon a Studio ALL have him as the beast not as the prince 💀
The reason clear, no one would want to b-
I'm sorry, but you can choose WHEN to get married. They CHOSE to get married on April 1st. Those parents were asking to get clowned on.
So I had an anniversary on April 1st. I honestly didn't even think about it until it was too late
Best April Fool's prank I have heard involved marriage. Specifically two people that had only been dating for a month told their families they got married on April Fool's day. Then didn't tell them it was a joke for several years until they had an actual wedding. That is some dedication right there.
Just like Oz decision to date iiluminaugthii lol
@@faizalf119n***a too soon
@@faizalf119dude…. That’s not funny -_-
I prefer the winter because all of the bugs are dead.
YES
I prefer winter because I sleep better under all 8 blankets
the bugs reply with "I am inside your walls"
Nah but Bugs are cool though.
Fall camping is the best season by far to camp. Who cares about being cold, I can legit sleep under the stars and not wake up covered in ticks and mosquito bites
5:20 we need more weird kid acceptance than what has only been started
not just the nerds, I mean the people who do anime moves, the people who recite poetry (although hopefully not to an unreciprocated crush), the furries
everyone's got their quirks, and a person isn't cooler than them for having the personality of carboard
yeah, it's kinda wild how someone can say "you were bullied because you were cringe so it was deserved" and everyone just kinda accepts that as a valid reason to bully people and not the absolutely insane statement that it is
I was thinking that too bc its just like "why are we mad at people for having fun?"
And it stung me a bit bc in elementary school I pretended I was doing ki blasts during recess. Its like what Daz says "If youre not hurting anyone or yourself, have at it"
we especially need to accept our emo furry weeb nerds cos they the rare gems of this world
12:42 pro tip dont do those donation things! the corporations just use those donations as a charity tax writeoff.
There already is a person living in our attic: my brother
Oh, what a nice relationship!
I just call mine 'the darkness'.
Ohh so you too.
If I found my brother living in my house, there would be damage. 😂
So would you rather your brother get a roommate/bf to move in, or find 1000 roaches up there
@@airacummins50761000 roaches. That’s 1000 rent payers right there
As someone who has, on multiple occasions, been yelled at my friends, family and coworkers for walking around during winter in shorts and tshirts, in freezing temperatures, I can safely say I enjoy the winter. This comes at the drawback of literally melting once it hits like 72 F though
How old are you, because I was like that when I way under 30, but now I'd rather spend a whole 5 seconds putting a coat on rather than be uncomfortable for the 20 seconds I am doing w/e outside...
I used to take the dog out and stay with her in the middle of winter, in only bottom pjs, no socks or shoes, WHILE eating a frozen fudgecicle. I feel that it's not that I'm weaker to the cold per-se, it's more that I just don't feel like being uncomfortable.
@@spiritbx1337 - I've only recently gotten to where this guy is as a 26 year old myself, granted it rarely ever gets below 10c during winter where I live. Before that, I used to be very hypersensitive to the cold as a child to the point that my body would be in constant pain during winter time and thrive like a lizard during 30c+ dry summer heat. I still prefer summer generally even though my new melting point is at 25c and I got sensory issues regarding overheating in my sleep, but there's something amazing about a winter chill that feels comforting rather than the embodiment of pain
I spent about 22 years living in Alaska but live in California now. It always makes me laugh when people ask how I am not cold when it is like 50-40°F. I literally used to run around barefoot in the snow while wearing tank tops and skirts in sub zero temperatures. Winter is great :3
Same! I'll go outside in a T-shirt and shorts when it's freezing, but when it gets above 80 I want to dissolve. I need to move to Canada, I think I'd fit in pretty well.
@@bane2201Hello, I live in Canada, There's still summer here, It gets above 26 often enough, I wish to move even further north. I am in a tiny minority, everyone else seems to hate winter.
Edit: 26 Celcius. 26 c ~= 79
10:27 If you're the kind of guy to do this, you're the kind of girl to "break up" to see if their man really wants them or not.
5:07 What's wrong with it being not weird anymore? A once niche interest has been recognized and praised as an art form as it should!
That opener is 200 IQ. That's an ingenious way of finding open couples who are interested in out-of-relationship partners.
Fun fact: a man installed indoor cameras when he saw that his food was disappearing and things were out of place a homeless woman came out of a cupboard, drank something from his fridge and pissed in his sink
A couple of weeks ago my flat block caught on fire cos it turned out an unhoused woman was living in the room under the stairs with all the fuses, and she accidentally set it on fire
i’d still choose finding a human living in my attic or random space over cockroaches
I've been saying the thing about summer with clothes for ages. As a kid we had to wear suits to church and the women, in skirts/dresses, would complain that the AC was too cold. DUDE. We can't not wear pants, put on a sweater. They actually had to explain that in an announcement.
11:50 I prefer the hellscape of adult life much more than school. I still have the occasional nightmare of being back in school, sitting at those stupid desks.
But then again, I go about my day after a haircut after shaking the hair off, so it might just be me.
What's stopping me from dressing like that? I look like two grizzly bears stacked on top of each other. I'm not sure they have gothic skirts at Big and Tall.
Kinda sounds like you should take up sewing or find someone who can make skirts in "Big & Tall" sizes! 😉
Then make one, coward.
… I can assure you, Amazon carries fluffy-ish gothic skirts in women’s XXL, and that will probably be wide enough around. (Also, if you have a bit of money lying around, Killstar has a plus-size skirt section that goes up to almost 47” around.) Just pair it with opaque leggings if you are concerned about the length. ^^b
(Also, pairing it with a shirt with some sort of sleeves can de-emphasize broad shoulders, if that’s a concern.)
Did you not see John Cena? Someone's got a skirt out there for you!
Actually...
After some thought, to answer that "1000 roaches vs a person"
I'd vote a Person. Just call the cops to get the squatter removed, simple as that. Let's just hope the person isn't heavily aggressive when you find out they're up there.
Also, if you found a person in your attic...it's just A person. Probably leeching off your pantry maybe at the least (person's gotta eat).
But 1000 roaches in your attic? I'm sorry but your house is foreclosed. XD (Like, if you found 1000 roaches in your attic...imagine the 100's of thousands, at minimum, about the house's lining and woodwork and such. Or heck, if your house has an attic AND a basement.)
Heck, I'd rather be in the Fallout universe and find a few radroaches in my house or such. :P (We haven't had Radroach QUEENS, right? :P )
This was my thinking as well. Unless the person is going to murder me before I even know they're there, or unless the 1000 roaches are actually all the roaches in the house (yeah, right), the person is much easier to deal with and makes a much better story. Heck, we have more than one movie about people hiding in someone's house, the best being _Hider in the House_ where the hider in question is Gary Busey.
@@BacteriophagebsI for a second thought that said a certain Austrian painter in the house. And I don't know what that says about me and I don't want to know
It's like the "What if spiders were the size of cats?" idea. Yes, that'd be absolutely horrifying, but at least you can SEE it CLEARLY and have just cause to use a GUN against it or can bonk it with something. 3 cat sized roaches, or 1 human sized human, is better than 1000 of almost anything living in your house.
Counterpoint: depending on where you live and how long the person's been in there, *they may have squatter's rights* - ie you cant just call the cops and evict them, because they can claim residency. So you have to go through the formal eviction process and give prior notice before kicking attic-man out fo your house - *all the while a stranger gets to stay in you home and there's nothing you can do about it.*
@@lonelypizzaslice4845 Squatters' rights only apply to people living somewhere openly. Trespassers (who have been told not to enter or to leave by a sign, barrier, or person) and burglars (defined as secretly entering a place without permission) can't have squatters' rights no matter how long they've been there. Homes have special protections even regarding trespassing in that they don't even need an actual barrier like a fence, sign, or closed door for entry without permission to be trespassing (though it only applies to the actual home and not the property).
Squatters' rights are to keep people who have permission to be somewhere but don't have a formal lease from being evicted on the whim of a property owner.
8:15
im just imaging dearth vader staring at a mini grim reaper waving at a hearse
TIL Oz like the idea of:
- Having a werewolf boyfriend
- Wearing skirt
👀
Finally, someone else who agrees with me about winter vs summer! I frequently explain to people that being too cold is easily fixed by putting on more layers, but there are only so many layers I can take off before I have to peel off my own skin (which is far too messy and inconvenient to be done routinely lol)
Plus, I live in Canada and houses are built to retain heat here - summer is miserable imo
Antipro-tip: to help in peeling off skin just spend as much time out under the sun as possible so you can shed like a snake and eventually not even need the sun to stay warm.
Incase anyone doesn't get it DONT TAKE THE ADVICE YOU WILL EITHER DIE OR GET SKIN CANCER IF LUCKY.
Not to speak of the sweat, the smell, constantly being somewhat damp and your skin rubbing together if you don't get to hang out in a (reasonably) well-climated space half the day or shower every 3h during day time.
Summer has like 4 good days, then heat death and rain demise. None of them are really nice
I literally said to someone yesterday what am I supposed to do rip my skin off
I have used the exact same argument, but I guess too many people got weirded out by the skin remarks so I started saying, "I can only take off so many layers before getting arrested for public indecency." Just as effective for me.
Okay, I disagree but can see your point-I HATE bulky clothing & would much rather drink water and eat Popsicles and wear short shorts than have a giant coat on my 24/7, but this IS coming from someone who lives in an area that regularly experiences 100+ degree weather in the summer & barely gets below freezing in the winter & has sensory issues relating to texture, so I'm DEFINITELY biased lol
The whole thing of the AOT salute actually sounds kinda cool and fun. It's your little friend group's thing to show your shared interest and divide the in-group from the out-group. It's a pretty normal practice for friends to have these sort of references, in-jokes, or gestures that give them a shared identity.
It might look cringe from outside, especially to adults or looking back at one self, but if it felt fun back then everyone felt good and part of the group that enjoys same thing it's nothing to be ashamed of.
Such a salute would be fine, I guess. What's not so fine was when 300 came out, and my friend started corralling everyone that would listen to him into shouting "WE ARE SPARTA" in unison. (This wasn't a one time thing, by the way, it was a phase that lasted for MONTHS!)
@@Mooskym I have to ask, did it work?
@@Asodym Yeah, even I joined in, if only to not be left out.
@@Mooskym kid's got some charisma
@ 13:15 Wow, that's actually useful information! I'd mark the video as educational just for that :)
Nice to see Oz and I are on the same page when it comes to the seasons: If you are cold you can always put on more clothes, but there are moral, ethical, legal, and physical limits to how much you can take off in the heat.
Oz, don't worry. I was in Hetalia back in the day. I feel like there's only two outcomes for people who were into hetalia.
1. They continue being into anime to an unhealthy degree/spend money on figurines instead of the heating bill.
2. Barely functioning 30yr...
"And I was like, I know, but hey!"
I would argue 1 and 2 are the same thing
@@littlemau1360the second is just without the anime addiction. Otherwise yeah
Hey sis, your call out needs to be lil quieter.
…..
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…(I’m the second one)
hetalia 😭😭
The grocery store collects the money, donates it and then gets the tax writeoff. It's perverse.
I used to always donate until I realized this. Since they are in the top tax bracket already the extra money is just a straight write off for them
And completely illegal if they actually do it
True, but just because something is illegal doesn't mean it never happens. Shoppers SHOULD be writing these donations off on THEIR taxes as an itemized deduction, but as many as 9/10 never do according to the IRS which reports the ratio of taxpayers who don't itemize their deductions.
@@kralmir
@@kralmir
Who’s gonna stop them? A $200,000 dollar fine levied against a $20 billion dollar corporation? A class action lawsuit that goes nowhere? Congress?
Corporations are modern day kingdoms. Their property are their domains. Laws are not rules, they are annoyances corporations avoid make money.
@@chinsaw2727 good luck in whatever country you are in but in the netherlands the government is more concerned about the voters than the companies since there are like 26 political parties and if you act like a shit you go from 30-40% for your party one election to like 7% the next and you get to sit that one out as far as meaningful decision making goes.
that makes companies very well behaved lest they become sacrifice for the next party looking to boost its popularity
Hey Oz, I just want to say thank for not only tricking me to smile but making me genuinely smile. I needed that today. Thank you
3:10 I only ever had electric ovens, so it took me an embarrassing number of decades before I realised the "sticking your head in an oven" references in comics and TV shows weren't about you slowly cooking your head to unalive yourself, and were about having the gas on but not lighting it and asphyxiating.
I hate the summer because:
1. Wasps/hornets all decide that directly above my front door is the perfect spot for their nests.
2. Bugs in general.
3. You can go outside wearing as much as you want during winter and nobody cares, but during summer there’s only so much you can take off before getting arrested.
4. Winter gives me an excuse for staying inside.
I’m sure that there’s more that I just can’t think of right now.
Sweat. A lot of sweat.
Oh my god I’m not the only one with the damn wasps
Oh god, bugs, bees,, wasps, they scare the hell out of me. Once, when I was a kid, I refused to stand in line for the school bus because there was a bee there.
Tip: They sell fake wasp nests that you can hang up. They are fairly effective at preventing wasps from nesting because, as it turns out, the wasps will think there is already someone in that territory and not want to risk the fight. We used them all over the place at a zoo I worked at that was surrounded by woodlands and they definitely helped.
Have you tried hanging refined uranium above your door
Just hearing the raw enthusiasm coming from OZ is just the best thing to hear again. So glad he's getting better at the day's go on.
Hey oz, i watched that stream of yours and i was upset i had no money to give, so now i have the funds here ya go, you've entertained me while ive been working for a whole year now
7:14 sometimes the uniquely cheap quality of a product contributes to its appeal. I understand the Kraft singles.
- A Box Mac & cheese enthusiast
I know im not the only one smiling at the screen like an absolute jackass after that intro... Damnit oz (nice to see you posting frequently)
When Oz said "Pissing in my sink!" I instantly recalled the incident about the dude who had a woman living in the crawl space above him and how she pissed in his sink when he left the apartment.
3:41 Nah, tell her it’s a challenge, to raise awareness/show solidarity for people who actually do have nut allergies.
This way she doesn’t question it being a specific month thing (she probably already thinks it has something to do with allergy awareness)
5:50 Ive seen the midnight cult streams, we both know nothing stopped *you*
Honestly it felt painful seeing you being funny and silly in the subreddit vids while knowing the background story but after the stream it's making me tear up seeing you behaving the same way as before but this time being able to close that chapter of life behind you, keep up the good work and don't let anyone stoppin you 👍
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I havent been paying attention to oz in a few months what the heck happened. I want the lore
@@EthynFuller-zf2eb I presume he's talking about iilluminaughtii.
@@EthynFuller-zf2ebilluminaughtii abused him emotionally and financially and threatened to take his house. He had a stream he meant to be the first of several to raise I believe 10k to keep the house, and he got 30k by the time he ended it early.
11:14 you could have also turned it into 8-4=4 by taking the vertical line from the + and putting it in the 6
Or 0 +4 = 4 by moving the bar in the 6. Wow there are so many options here that's nice
I was looking for this comment thanks
12:10 the struggle I had was when there weren't colors to match, like even if I could see the plugs they didn't have the colors on them. I never dedicated the order to memory and which cable did what so I'd always just plug them in and hope to god it actually worked and like re-sort them until I got them in the right spot.
Leo is the closest we're going to get to a real life Garfield.
Living well is the best revenge and you're embodying it right now, Oz. Someone please protect that precious innocent soul of a grandmother who didn't understand NNN. Also, compared to what other cringeworthy antics I've seen and heard of anime fans doing the AOT Scout Salute is tame to the point of being normal. You're good.
Yeah, at least they weren't naruto running around the halls.
You know Leo is thinking pretty highly of himself for someone who is baby size and can be picked up pretty easily
for the would you rather:
If you find roaches, your entire house is completely screwed. You will be paying in the thousands, maybe 10s of thousands, to repair that. It will also take months to do.
If you find a human, you can just call the cops, or maybe even make a new friend.
Leo has so much charisma. What a guy ❤️
I'm glad to see you back and in better spirits, Oz. Hope the stream went a long way to fixing the financial struggle you were in earlier!
Do keep in mind we're not out of the woods yet. I've learned from browsing the Internet to never underestimate evil, because they are capable of so much more pettiness than what is legally allowed. You know when that villain is defeated but still alive, so they decided to go for that noscope kill last minute in an attempt to gain some semblance of victory? I try not to be hopeful in situations like these because I always know things could turn out for the worse at random. There's this villain that always says: "I haven't lost yet!!!!" And this is no exception. I'm prepared to be Oz's martyr when the worst ever arrives.
She's named Oz, Wonder, and Felix the KitKat in a defamation lawsuit. It really should get thrown out, since Colorado has anti-SLAPP legislations, but it's annoying all the same.
@nevaehhamilton3493 I know that, but I meant for the foreclosure of the house. I saw that stream live, I could only imagine how stressed and scared he was until he tripled his goal within the first 2 hours. He sounded so relieved and happy when he said he could take some of his own funds he had at that moment and clean the place and sleep soundly for once. I just hope that things don't get worse, at least not for a long while.
Hopefully, pyramidhead2.0 gets all the negative karma coming to her that she deserves after all the really horrible things she's put everyone through.
I'm a hopeful guy and don't like dwelling on thoughts of worst outcomes, but I'm not blind to the fact shit can go from 0 to a million in a blink.
@@abyssaltenno7318 For people like the Pyramid, I like to resort to my array of ancient greek curses that dont get picked up by algorithms "May you live in Interesting times", or "May you live the life you deserve".
The latter is obvious, the former, well, interesting times meant lots of war and issues, so, theres that.
Let's go opossum daddy has served once again
And it didn't take him a whole eon this time.
Also glad to see there are still people out there that know opossum is spelt with 2 os.
Oz has got to be a professional Voice Actor hes a damn master of conveying emotions when reading out these posts
Belle loved beast because he demonstrated that her desires and interests were valid. Everyone else around her basically said/sang “you ask too much, shut up and fall in line like a good little decoration” to her daily.
Beast actively sought to find out her interests and was willing to encourage the hobbies that society said was “abnormal”. She in turn, treated him like he was valued despite his looks.
They treated each other the way they wanted to be treated, which was a new experience for both of them.
The ghosting post is one of my worst fears because I have autism and social anxiety, but I'm trying really hard to be more sociable so I can try to make friends but conversations are super hard and I am VERY aware that I'm boring than most people. It's scary honestly... ;-;
Learning that oz eats plastic and likes it hurts me on a deep emotional level.(this is about grilled cheese)
and I will DIE on this hill let me tell you what
@@OzMediaOfficial No need to die on the hill, you're right and you should say it.
I was going to say that American "cheese" isn't plastic, but it _is_ made from oil and it _is_ "plastic" in the scientific, adjective sense. That said, real cheese is also made from oil, just a different kind, and is also plastic in the scientific, adjective sense, just less so, which is why imitation pasteurize process cheese food is better for grilled cheese. Texturally, anyway. I can't stand the taste of that stuff anymore, which is a shame.
I also never eat grilled cheese anymore because I discovered that I'm mildly allergic to wheat products and that was the source of like half my health issues through most of my life, so I don't have a horse in this race.
oz please make your own pasteurized cheese product at home it's really easy and three ingredients and one of them is better cheese
@@OzMediaOfficial and you will… of the plastic.
38 years of anger, over this battleship toy... I completely understand the hatred
Can't wait for the Mini-Oz special
I haven’t seen this channel in a long while. I forgot how unhinged he is……
I love it.
2:50 While I am straight, I can appreciate the ferally built advantages Beast or Fursonas could have.
It could go so far and get stuck until he's done.
And Belle's a bookworm.
She might've known.
"Oh dear, I was hoping he'd keep that form! A girl has her needs"
Wanting a powerful partner doesn't have to be gay. I had an ex who was pretty heavy and I realized her sturdiness had significant advantages, like I didn't have to hold back at all. This is just like a step further
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 I am very much talking about Belle getting her guts rearranged.
@@samurexatlas7373Lmao. That’s a big mood.
15:00 I do that. It feels uncomfortable if I move around, but besides that it’s fine
13:32 see this is true - but is it for the sake of one or multiple fucks? if it’s one, it’s “for fuck’s sake” - if multiple, “for fucks’ sake”. there is also the weird variant, “fucks’ sakes” (or “fuck’s sakes”, i do not know). annoyingly, fuck’s and fucks’ sound the same out loud
Your videos always make my day better!!! You are an absolute gem, who deserves the world!!!
Where did the wallnut come from?
@@micahmurphy4546 It's one of the custom emojis you get when you are a channel member.
@@micahmurphy4546 it's part of being a member of oz's channel :D
@@thegongoozler69 I see, I unfortunately am not
This man deserves every bit of love the community is sending! Thanks for the funnies Oz! (^◡^)
From someone who is now 24 and high school is 6 years behind me, I can honestly say that while many aspects of school were really great in hindsight, I'm really glad I don't ever have to go back. Some things we really didn't need to sit through. Parts of it were miserable in ways that squeaking by on a livable wage driving an order picker at a warehouse will never be. Especially to someone who is autistic.
Glad to see you getting back into the swing of things, Oz. Wish you all the best.
I can't believe this goober with his successful stream two weeks ago made me smile again
Such devious behavior
4:50 that is a complete and utter lie, I've seen posts where kids still get bullied for likeing anime, a kid cried at a school Halloween party, because kids bullied him for dressing up as denji and tearing apart his costume
Good
I just watched the stuff about your situation.
I am so happy that everyone pooled together just to help you.
I honestly wish I could've chipped in myself because you have been through so much.
I'm going to be Subscripting and keeping up with you and your friends who have been through this.
You and them have my support.
Having to watch videos about it, so because of my bad memory, if you can point me to your friends, I WILL follow them.
I'm just glad you are financially stable from the amazing people who saved your home with their donations.
Keep up the good work.
7:56 fool I can make it viable
8:44 Expected it to be a gate.
Fr
I was expecting it to not only be a gate, but I was expecting it to be his third attempt at making it.
15:15 maybe this is just a black barber thing, but I don't think I've ever been charged for having extra product put in my hair.
Usually, it's just to give you an idea of what your hair will look like when it's actually well-groomed instead of the usual messiness that accompanies a fresh haircut. Like, my hair changes texture significantly when I have product in, so it lets me judge whether I like the natural look better or not.
Depends on the salon I think. I go to one that charges like $45 for a womens cut but washing and styling is included. Used to go to one that offered lipstick samples with every cut as well, so it was more worth it to go in the morning or before a nice dinner.
About the upselling: The salons I've been to don't charge extra for styling, but they do often sell the products that they use there. So when they style your hair, they also recommend buying those products from them
15:25 You shouldn't be getting hair on your shirt? That's the whole point of the cape. But maybe this is a short hair problem.
I HATE the cold. You can only add so many layers till you get uncomfortable, either from bulk or you start to get hot. And if you take off a layer cause you're hot, you get blasted with cold cause of your sweat.
Less clothes does not make you less hot. A T-shirt is way cooler then being topless.
it falls into the shirt after u leave
4:35 my dad used to be “weird” for liking anime but not cause he was cringe about it, because he had to watch anime in a room with other guys without subtitles, with no knowledge of the language, and some bilingual guy pausing to explain the plot every once and a while. He loves how accessible it is nowadays
Imma go with option C for the haircut thing. When I get my hair cut, they just don't get hair in my shirt
I wonder if this is just an issue for people with shorter hair who don't have a lot to trim off. I always get almost a full inch off so it always get's caught by the cloak thing they wrap around me
It is short hair problems
1:57 My buddy had it. His brother also designed some of the additional accessories you could get for GI Joes like the tents and cots.
1:37 someone get this man his aircraft carrier 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Every Oz video is a goddamn blessing. I’ve been subscribed for a long time, and I’ve gotten so many laughs out of them.
I wish I could’ve donated to your livestream. It’s the least I could do in return
3:54 The thing about roaches is for each one you find, there are like at least a dozen more you haven't found.
Now imagine finding a thousand. How many thousands more are hiding in your house?
11:07 My solution was 8 - 4 = 4
a person in the attic? just call the cops, you get rid of it. would be way easier.
also agree with 8-4 = 4.
9 is a trap and Oz failed, since the 9 needs the bottom _ in digital numbers.
I thought of your solution and 0 + 4 = 4
Yeah, at least with a person, you can call the cops and have them removed as long as they haven't established residency.
Just by the intro, i can tell the good vibes from the stream just keep going. Rock on, you lovable degenerate
Nah- cause the same kids that made fun of us for doing the “special attacks at recess” thing were the same kids insisting to play fairies or trying to dig massive holes in the goddamn field- or eat dirt-
10:34. Just a heads up. IF you send your girlfriend flowers from a secret admirer and she doesn't tell you, it just MIGHT BE because, you're a jealous controlling a/hole and she's scared of your reaction. Also she needs a better boyfriend.
This man NEEDS to try smoked Gouda in a grilled cheese. Imo, it has the meltiness of Kraft singles but the flavor is BETTER.
He likes them because it's what he ate as a kid, that's all
5:43 you're not inmune to femboy propaganda. You're not inmune to femboy propaganda. YOU'RE NOT INMUNE TO FEMBOY PROPAGANDA.
YES
* immune
Great video Oz! One hundred percent agree with the werewolf sentiment. Who wouldn’t want that wild ride that you started!!!
That GI Joe thing is the most _violently_ American thing I've seen today, and I've _just_ finished watching the fucking _Wild Bunch_ . Good job!
11:26 uuuh... yeah? I read kindle books and i always put that on dark mode xD
its nice seeing him back to himself :)
Yep
Glad you're back, man. You're always great.
7:45 yes! this man is speaking facts! I can put socks and slipper, a hoodie, some gloves, and worse case scenario, a biker jacker and army boot case a blizzard storm, in summer? I honest to god instinctively try to turn off the light for the feight hope that one less electric thing in my room might lower the temperature
2:45 I would also be horribly disappointed. I would very much miss Me-Being-Tiny cuddles, wrapped up in fluff and getting gentle scratching with sharp claws over my scalp and upper back.
Granted, I also don't wanna date, I just want a cuddle buddy who is big enough to squish me to the point of difficulty breathy, and gives off a lot of heat to stave off my being cold anytime I sit still. So. Saint Bernard works.
4:16 I would prefer the person. Roaches are nigh on immortal, and a human can be gotten rid of with a rock and some good timing
So the thing about the roaches is that while its an infestation, you probably already have an infestation of something and you just don't know it. Also its much easier to deal with. Cause if I found a major infestation in my house it would just cost me a few exterminator visits. If I found someone living in my house when they weren't supposed to it would cost me a trial because ain't no way am I letting that man tell stories about what he's seen.
I hate the horrific and unfortunate circumstances that brought me to your channel but I'm glad I did get to finding your channel. You're hilarious my dude. Keep up the good work man.
OZ! So great to have you back and seemingly feeling better. You're a sweetheart, plz keep posting, your videos are some of the purest entertainment I've seen
you don't have to force us to smile, your voice alone is enough!
watching the house saving video brought me to tears recently. and now a straight up OZ UPLOAD!??!? I HOPE YOU HAVE THE BEST HOLIDAYS (so far) AND THE HAPPIEST NEW YEAR (so far). thank you for bringing smiles to peoples faces all around the world. Im just happy to keep your dream alive :))
3:18… Oz, why do you do this to me?
This video rocked Oz, it's great to have you back! I can't wait to catch your stream!
What a lovely birthday present. Always good to see you oz
Happy birthday
Happy birthday 🎂
Hey guys, did you know, that in terms of content creators OZ is one of the most unhinged and wholesome out there???
Unhinged and wholesome is my favorite combination.
I swear you can hear the difference between this video and the videos done before the $33k livestream. The energy's back, and it's a great thing to see!
So glad seeing these videos again, you truly spark joy