Memes That Are Built DIFFERENT (incorrectly)

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  • čas přidán 27. 01. 2024
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    So basically this is a collection of posts from r/196 r/meIrl r/me_irl tumblr r/tumblr r/facepalm and a couple others I’ve probably forgotten. Hope you all enjoy this style!
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  • @OzMediaOfficial
    @OzMediaOfficial  Před 5 měsíci +1537

    Slugs in the chat

  • @nixxdra
    @nixxdra Před 5 měsíci +1507

    Imagine what a win it would be for trans people if hormones were actually as easy to access as conspiracy theorists think they are

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd Před 5 měsíci

      And the troglodytes seem to think that trans people are following a fad or something. Like they barely think about it before "choosing" to "believe" they are different, other than actually spending fecking years trying to figure out why they don't seem to be the same as their friends... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️
      (My now adult kids all have trans friends and it is _not_ the easy option the heartless idiots think it is! It's fecking heartbreaking to hear some stories.😢)

    • @Lover_of_ebrietas
      @Lover_of_ebrietas Před 5 měsíci +193

      Right like "hey kids want some estrogen". Seriously they give off the crappy dare psa about weed. Ain't nobody slinging out free samples.

    • @thegayagenda8375
      @thegayagenda8375 Před 5 měsíci

      Yeah like I fucking WISH it was as easy to access hrt as transphobes think it is like if it was that easy I’d have god damn D cups by now

    • @RUNETHERABB1T
      @RUNETHERABB1T Před 5 měsíci +106

      As a trans person I would wish that they were telling the truth and it was that damn easy.

    • @KaraKubed
      @KaraKubed Před 5 měsíci +96

      HRT is as accessible as people think drugs in halloween candy is

  • @_Dio_Brando_69
    @_Dio_Brando_69 Před 5 měsíci +957

    If Shinji can crank his Cruel Angel's Thesis to a comatose girl, Light Yagami can crank it to a magazine like a normal high school boy lmao

    • @OzMediaOfficial
      @OzMediaOfficial  Před 5 měsíci +586

      Please never say those words in this order again.

    • @chaoscrow27
      @chaoscrow27 Před 5 měsíci +137

      Of course Dio would say this

    • @_Dio_Brando_69
      @_Dio_Brando_69 Před 5 měsíci +193

      @@OzMediaOfficial My mind is a machine that turns words into cursed sentences

    • @tinymittensdesign
      @tinymittensdesign Před 5 měsíci +79

      oh how I wish I was jared, age 19

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah Před 5 měsíci +32

      Nah, Light Yagami is just built different.

  • @q.s.w.9074
    @q.s.w.9074 Před 5 měsíci +348

    It's more fucked when we got to remember that Magneto was in world war II. He was Jewish and in a concentration camp, the whole movement of mutant rights was so that mutants wouldn't suffer the same targetting he was forced to suffer through. And prof X just goes and makes him have some strong ass PTSD... Aight

    • @eldrideinherjar6711
      @eldrideinherjar6711 Před 5 měsíci

      Yeah, Magneto & Prof. X being 2 different flavors of massive pricks was the point.

    • @evilsclone2499
      @evilsclone2499 Před 4 měsíci

      It's worse when you realize he got sent to FUCKING AUSCHWITZ!! THE MOST INFAMOUS DEATH CAMP FROM THE WAR... * HE WATCHED HIS GODDAMNED MOTHER GET DRAGGED AWAY TO BE EXECUTED FOR FUCKS SAKE. *

    • @gigaswardblade7261
      @gigaswardblade7261 Před 3 měsíci +13

      Dont forget that professor X is a bald white man

    • @Echo_the_half_glitch
      @Echo_the_half_glitch Před 3 měsíci +2

      Why don't they just work together at this point if they're both trying to do a very similar thing

    • @Echo_the_half_glitch
      @Echo_the_half_glitch Před 3 měsíci +2

      I know very little about the actual story behind most of the characters

  • @15cola
    @15cola Před 5 měsíci +405

    6:30 fun fact! in haitian folklore, the horror of becoming a zombie stems from being reanimated solely for the purpose of continuing to work as a slave, instead of finally being able to rest in peace after your death. capitalism thinks this is a great business venture

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 Před 5 měsíci +23

      this reminds me i even did that as a mega corp for stellarius

    • @GymbalLock
      @GymbalLock Před 5 měsíci +13

      Naw, skeletons are better. They're dry, and when pieces fall off in front of customers it's less traumatic, especially if using the correct sound effect.

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man Před 4 měsíci +12

      Imagine thinking any economic system wouldn't leap at the chance to have permanent free labor

    • @lefishe5845
      @lefishe5845 Před 4 měsíci +8

      ​@@Mare_Manabolish all economics

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Před 3 měsíci +7

      ​@@lefishe5845Which would collapse all supply lines.
      Which would be bad.

  • @johndickerhoff1179
    @johndickerhoff1179 Před 5 měsíci +1217

    Professor X used forced PTSD

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 Před 5 měsíci +78

      It was extremely effective

    • @something1600
      @something1600 Před 5 měsíci +43

      @@bobberman4641 Magneto fainted.

    • @TheoRae8289
      @TheoRae8289 Před 5 měsíci +42

      ​@@something1600 I mean.
      Considering his childhood, I'm surprised he didn't drop from a heart attack.

    • @VoidZeroNothing
      @VoidZeroNothing Před 5 měsíci +31

      I'm pretty sure Professor X can shut down the bodies of people's minds, making them essentially a vegetable until he turns them on again.
      Which is also kinda fucked up, but not as fucked up as forcing someone to relive past trauma.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Před 5 měsíci +34

      You just summarized Magneto's arc in the prequel movies.
      Movie 1: Charles unlocks Eric's PTSD Avatar state
      Movie 2: Didn't watch it.
      Movie 3: Apocalypse repeats the same trick and Magneto _literally turns the ruins of Auschwitz into a tornado of pulped concrete and metal string._

  • @ArabellaTurner
    @ArabellaTurner Před 5 měsíci +1746

    Oz doesn’t need a subreddit. Our beloved chaos gremlin knows no bounds!

  • @kaibird542
    @kaibird542 Před 5 měsíci +510

    7:24 this is actually pretty common in people with ADHD and/or autism. Commonly called “auditory processing disorder” so no, you aren’t alone if you experience this! (Trust me as an autistic person this happens to me all the damn time)

    • @jane42094
      @jane42094 Před 5 měsíci +38

      Me too, was going to say basically same thing. I wish more people knew this.
      If you think you have an auditory processing disorder you want to take a 'words in noise test' (in Germany). Maybe call 'Sentences in Noise' test in US.

    • @BlackFlagHeathen
      @BlackFlagHeathen Před 5 měsíci +26

      I felt this in my AuDHD little soul.

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 Před 5 měsíci +24

      Same, I literally can't tune out noise (a test showed an issue with the P300 wave) so I'll often say "huh", but after that I finish processing the audio and I figure out what they said.
      (I have the combo of ADHD, autism, and bipolar disorder, so I've had to dive deep into these things myself.)

    • @jane42094
      @jane42094 Před 5 měsíci +15

      Autism and ADHD for my too. Lucky for me I have someone in my life that understands me better than I understand myself. Sometimes the "what" or "huh" gives me the time to process.

    • @GemCandy
      @GemCandy Před 5 měsíci +11

      High functioning autistic person here, if I need a moment to think over a sentence, I go 'hmm', which is a noise that's considered more of a 'thinking' noise than a 'what did you say' noise.
      My mom does the 'huh' thing too, but then she answers just as I breathe in to repeat myself lol

  • @etourdie
    @etourdie Před 5 měsíci +140

    12:29 As a trans girl, I jokingly thought "well I guess I should ask for the receipt more often" and then immediately got called out for it. I feel seen

  • @stormerkromy988
    @stormerkromy988 Před 5 měsíci +268

    13:33
    SHE CRAVES THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL.
    ABANDONING HER WEAK MORTAL FORM FOR THE PERFECTION OF METAL AND ELECTRICITY

    • @OzMediaOfficial
      @OzMediaOfficial  Před 5 měsíci +111

      The omnissiaha calls.

    • @user-burner
      @user-burner Před 5 měsíci +12

      Something something han tyumi, impertinent and ignorant, murder of the universe, etc etc...

    • @EnderTheUnity
      @EnderTheUnity Před 4 měsíci +9

      All praise the omnissiah.

    • @falconstudios146
      @falconstudios146 Před 4 měsíci +11

      From the moment she understood the weakness of her flesh, it disgusted her

    • @ikelom
      @ikelom Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@user-burner "Hi! I'm Han Tyumi =)" -someone who believed the hyperbole

  • @walterbutgay
    @walterbutgay Před 5 měsíci +901

    Making fun of someone's bionicle collection should be a crime punishable by death.
    YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS WENT INTO GATHERING AND BUILDING THIS MASTERPIECE

    • @The_Hydration_Police
      @The_Hydration_Police Před 5 měsíci +12

      I found mine in perfect condition in the box at a random thrift store for $2

    • @ammarannafi4144
      @ammarannafi4144 Před 5 měsíci

      @@The_Hydration_Policesadly blood sweat and tears don’t have much monetary value

    • @BioCreatorZ
      @BioCreatorZ Před 5 měsíci +3

      Mostly gathering in today's time

    • @glompert7390
      @glompert7390 Před 5 měsíci +3

      You're only allowed to make fun of it if it's 0

    • @WooffzTheCoon
      @WooffzTheCoon Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@glompert7390yes. But! Only if the person wants to have more than 0.
      So basically, if a person wants a biconicle collection but doesn’t have one, you can make fun of them. Only under those circumstances

  • @Quickpatch12
    @Quickpatch12 Před 5 měsíci +241

    Could be worse, Xavier could have forced Magneto to remember his time in one of the Concentration Camps. Because Magneto is a Holocaust survivor

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 Před 5 měsíci +15

      Glad to know that's not just a movie thing.
      Or... sorry for the character?
      I'm a bit conflicted about this.

    • @hasturthekinginyellow5003
      @hasturthekinginyellow5003 Před 5 měsíci +29

      ​@@samurexatlas7373Magneto is a really interesting character, because most villains turn heroes have a reason within the story for their change of heart.
      While Magneto becoming a hero was due to the fact that treating the Holocaust Survivor as a villain due to his actions to ensure that his people didn't undergo another genocide was increasingly difficult after Reagan left office.

    • @Karak-_-
      @Karak-_- Před 4 měsíci +6

      ​@@hasturthekinginyellow5003 Since when was Magneto a hero?
      Also, wasn't his plan to save his people from genocide to... genocide those that weren't his people?

    • @testeurnatha5087
      @testeurnatha5087 Před 4 měsíci +3

      He turns good after a certain point in the comics, can't quite remember when or how/why​@@Karak-_-

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@@Karak-_-This is news-relevant.

  • @projectarduino2295
    @projectarduino2295 Před 5 měsíci +139

    To be fair, “greater enlarge kidney stone” sounds like a horrifying spell in the right circumstances.
    Either that or I heard the chaos wizard’s mumbling wrong.

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 Před 5 měsíci +31

      It was "golf ball-sized kidney stone", which is way worse.
      Honestly, I'd _much_ rather be hit with the spell "punch you in the face" than be hit with "greater enlarge kidney stone", let alone "golf ball-sized kidney stone".

    • @sytritewarum5720
      @sytritewarum5720 Před 5 měsíci +6

      ​@@bane2201 But "Punch you in the face" is exclusive to muscle wizards...

    • @astoron8398
      @astoron8398 Před 5 měsíci

      all im saying is seal anal cavity is an even more horrifying spell

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 Před 5 měsíci +11

      @@sytritewarum5720 Whoops, I meant "shoot you in the face". The book is Chuck Wizard's spellbook, and that's his most well-known spell.

    • @keostar7501
      @keostar7501 Před 5 měsíci

      chuck wizard once shot a spell in the wrong direction. the spell whipped around and hit him from the other side. that direction is now called the right@@bane2201

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 Před 5 měsíci +447

    "I'm just built alternatively. Constructed, alternatively. Constructed without the pre-set parameters. Y'all built different I'm built incorrectly. I'm just WRONG, in every way. I SHOULD NOT EXIST"

    • @punprincess3214
      @punprincess3214 Před 5 měsíci +46

      Hello fellow Russian badger fan😊

    • @harrogeorge7878
      @harrogeorge7878 Před 5 měsíci +18

      More bajur

    • @chaosyeshua1137
      @chaosyeshua1137 Před 5 měsíci +25

      I can't believe we just shot Yoshi with a Smith & Wesson 500

    • @tysondrye4046
      @tysondrye4046 Před 5 měsíci +10

      The second I saw the title in my notifications I had to check for this lol

    • @MoolyChaos
      @MoolyChaos Před 5 měsíci +9

      I can hear this line in my head.

  • @kos2919
    @kos2919 Před 5 měsíci +350

    The rat shower one, I'm conflicted. On one hand it's not abusive and seems light hearted. But on the other hand it felt so surreal like it's a skit from a Mel Brook movie

    • @MansakeLabsOfficial
      @MansakeLabsOfficial Před 5 měsíci +44

      I'm not conflicted, rat man bad.

    • @stupidmango4036
      @stupidmango4036 Před 5 měsíci +43

      I thought you meant the rat gif. Which is not of a rat but (most likely) a rodent that gets burned skin when you put soap on it. So someone just took a video of their pet desperately trying to claw soap off their skin. Great owner.

    • @stupidmango4036
      @stupidmango4036 Před 5 měsíci +21

      The pet looks pretty well above age too, so either he got it from a friend or bought it as an adult(which it is mostly too unheard of in my eyes to be a Petsmart kinda thing). He most likely HAD to have done reaearch to have it. Especially to raise it that far. And he still just tortured it.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Před 5 měsíci +42

      @@stupidmango4036 ok that's horrifying, but knowing a gif exists and knowing rats are allergic to soap are two different things. The man just found a gif he thought was funny without context. It happens

    • @Bacteriophagebs
      @Bacteriophagebs Před 5 měsíci +31

      Up until the end, I thought he mean "act like a rat that's in the shower," not "in the shower, act like a rat that's in the shower." I was picturing him begging his GF to flail around, fully clothed, at just random times.

  • @abbewinter9249
    @abbewinter9249 Před 5 měsíci +480

    As requested, a slug for Oz. And, as a little extra, a snail. 🐌 Get yourself something nice.

  • @Mothkid666
    @Mothkid666 Před 5 měsíci +275

    We need more vids where Oz just does whatever the fuck he wants lmao no specific subreddits, no specific topics, just him doing literally whatever he wants 😂

    • @shaden.l.m.9506
      @shaden.l.m.9506 Před 5 měsíci +13

      Maybe they could be titled "possum possiblity", And just randomly show up whenever our favorite possum-Owl string bean Oz feels like it.

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Agreed.

    • @GymbalLock
      @GymbalLock Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@shaden.l.m.9506 You mean, the "possumbilities"

    • @shaden.l.m.9506
      @shaden.l.m.9506 Před 5 měsíci

      @@GymbalLock Ah, Of course, how could have I missed that marsupial pun? Oh well, guess it's now here the hang around

  • @rawhead1486
    @rawhead1486 Před 5 měsíci +92

    13:13 I was expecting him to go "*From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me*"

  • @Lord_Cryptid
    @Lord_Cryptid Před 5 měsíci +67

    "I'm just built alternatively. Constructed, alternatively" "built different, built STUPID"

    • @eldrideinherjar6711
      @eldrideinherjar6711 Před 5 měsíci

      Constructed in an unorthodox fashion. You’re built differently, I’m built *INCORRECTLY*. I should *NOT* exist.

    • @IcedCoffeBestCoffee
      @IcedCoffeBestCoffee Před 5 měsíci +2

      constructed without the preset parameters

    • @deltron2
      @deltron2 Před 5 měsíci +2

      I'm just built wrong in every way

    • @WestGarbage6
      @WestGarbage6 Před 5 měsíci +2

      I should not exist

    • @deltron2
      @deltron2 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@WestGarbage6 built stupid

  • @megaster4652
    @megaster4652 Před 5 měsíci +25

    Fun fact: magneto is a Holocaust survivor. Thats why he's so violently against antimutant measures. So, uh, what the fuck prof.

  • @Iojima
    @Iojima Před 5 měsíci +82

    “Receipts contain estrogen”
    Well here i am, having been paying for pills like an absolute fool when i could buy anything and get estrogen

    • @KarmatheCorgi
      @KarmatheCorgi Před 3 měsíci

      Alternatively... I now have yet another reason to be absolutely repelled by them!

  • @ipostdumbstuff
    @ipostdumbstuff Před 5 měsíci +159

    I love it when my body is basically a worse version of Coinstar. Rips you off even worse.

  • @webeewaboo
    @webeewaboo Před 3 měsíci +10

    10:30 I find this even funnier because, even IF they didn't work on Invincible, this still wouldn't even be ironic. It's still made by a person who was paid for their effort instead of a machine. It just adds the cherry on top that this IS the artist who worked on that. That guy was losing the argument the moment they began to type.

  • @aki_1302
    @aki_1302 Před 5 měsíci +21

    11:30 the duality of touhou pfps. Either they're a nazi or one of the most wholesome people you'll ever meet. Never in between.

    • @devalous8281
      @devalous8281 Před 3 měsíci +1

      More or less yeah, also the fact that it’s Clownpiss as the pfp makes it so much funnier

    • @notNajimi
      @notNajimi Před 2 měsíci

      Anime profile pics are the truest expression of horseshoe theory. A Twitter user with anime pfp is either a fascist creep or a trans girl leftist, no in between

  • @treekangaroo.7691
    @treekangaroo.7691 Před 5 měsíci +178

    General Grievous guy would complain his Cheeseburger contained beef and cheese

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Před 5 měsíci +30

      No, he would complain his beef contained cow. He thinks he wants a burger but really he just likes the idea of a burger

    • @thecrepeofdeath
      @thecrepeofdeath Před 5 měsíci +22

      he doesn't want a girlfriend, he wants a life-sized anime figure he can date without getting weird looks, lol

    • @lefishe5845
      @lefishe5845 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I'd complain my burger contained cheese because I'm worthless in the opinion of food.

    • @comfyghost
      @comfyghost Před měsícem

      why are we putting this guy on blast when it seems he wasn't complaining, but genuinely unsure how to proceed.
      the guy might even be autistic himself and was hoping to find someone he could more easily relate to, but since (contrary to what this comment sorta implies) we don't actually all want to f*ck general grievous, let alone have robot fetishes, this has probably not gone as planned.

  • @ThatIdiotOmega
    @ThatIdiotOmega Před 5 měsíci +26

    3:11 A friendly reminder that Magneto is canonically a survivor of the Holocaust.

  • @theartisticweeb9492
    @theartisticweeb9492 Před 5 měsíci +41

    1:02 “TESTICULAR TORSION CASTERS ARE ALWAYS ACTIN TOUGH, UNTIL SOMEONE CASTS
    MEND BUTTCRACK”

    • @GymbalLock
      @GymbalLock Před 5 měsíci +8

      Mend Buttcrack has to be up there with Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion (thanks, Order of the Stick)

    • @jordanhunter3375
      @jordanhunter3375 Před 5 měsíci +10

      Don't forget Temporal Loop: Phantom Hyena Birth

    • @noone-mo6gy
      @noone-mo6gy Před 3 měsíci +1

      "YOU RAPSCALION, I WAS SO *PEGGABLE* BEFORE!"

    • @slendergavan3588
      @slendergavan3588 Před 17 hodinami

      You joke, but the clogging in your intestines would go over board that your abdomen would bloat until it explodes from either gas or feces. It’s even worse if you have lactose intolerance because it would be the equivalent of eating unactivated wall foam.

  • @BioCreatorZ
    @BioCreatorZ Před 5 měsíci +44

    I come for Ozs meme readings because I'm absolutely in love with his acting and exaggerations of the lines, as well as the occasional tangent he goes on thats just relevant enough for him to talk about. I legitimately believe he could do numbers as a voice actor

    • @TheoRae8289
      @TheoRae8289 Před 5 měsíci +1

      My gods yes. I can see him getting hired by funimation or viz because they do so love people with a wide range like that.

  • @5Crows
    @5Crows Před 5 měsíci +284

    Oz's editing is always fantastic to see

    • @johannesviljoen9656
      @johannesviljoen9656 Před 5 měsíci +7

      they were considering hiring an editor but i dont think they went through with it.

    • @rebound1340
      @rebound1340 Před 5 měsíci

      @@johannesviljoen9656does oz go by they/them?

  • @piperjaycie
    @piperjaycie Před 5 měsíci +207

    Oz does what Oz wants!!! And we wouldn’t want it any other way!!!

    • @db_524
      @db_524 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Yep

    • @wesleymccaslin1382
      @wesleymccaslin1382 Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@RoundRobinReadydog they like his content it really aint that deep, and you really clicked on Oz’s new video just to say someone is a beggar is really just sad

    • @wormcake_
      @wormcake_ Před 5 měsíci +1

      you forgot the slug

  • @kouda_ha
    @kouda_ha Před 5 měsíci +41

    3:11 It is kind of fucked up that Professor X just has a PTSD spell he can cast at will

    • @eldrideinherjar6711
      @eldrideinherjar6711 Před 5 měsíci +13

      Oh, he’s capable of so much worse. He can kill you by wiping your mind clean like a hard drive, give you false memories or rewrite your ego entirely.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Před 5 měsíci +5

      Not just _any_ PTSD.
      _Shoah_ PTSD!

  • @SnifyWisper
    @SnifyWisper Před 5 měsíci +35

    12:45 Here's how you respond to that, GET HER A BIONICLE! Taller, stronger, prettier; she just described becoming a Toa! Go watch the Bionicle movies with her.

    • @OzMediaOfficial
      @OzMediaOfficial  Před 5 měsíci +14

      the real question is what generation of toa. Personally, hordeika or Mahri.

    • @umlautabuser2769
      @umlautabuser2769 Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@OzMediaOfficialmahri with hordika lime parts

    • @SnifyWisper
      @SnifyWisper Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@OzMediaOfficial for me metru.

    • @evilsclone2499
      @evilsclone2499 Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@OzMediaOfficialyeah imma be honest, I have no idea what those words mean, I just bought them and then kitbashed em' in horrible monsters with four limbs on each joint.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@evilsclone2499Ah I did that! Mine had wings and four limbs!

  • @James1987nh
    @James1987nh Před 5 měsíci +131

    I enjoy the chaotic energy Oz brings to any subreddit.

    • @shaden.l.m.9506
      @shaden.l.m.9506 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Even when there's none at all!

    • @James1987nh
      @James1987nh Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@shaden.l.m.9506 wym none at all?

    • @shaden.l.m.9506
      @shaden.l.m.9506 Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@James1987nh He stated at the start of this video this wasn't on any one subreddit, it was just a jumble of whatever he wanted.

    • @James1987nh
      @James1987nh Před 5 měsíci

      @@shaden.l.m.9506 could still be multiple subreddits. Just not all from the same one

  • @Shatteredtales
    @Shatteredtales Před 5 měsíci +34

    12:18 as a trans nursing student, no receipts do not contain estrogen. BUT the plastic covering thermal paper (what receipts are made of) does have a chemical that when absorbed through the skin can activate estrogen receptors, the chemical was originally going to be a method of birth control but due to how little affect it had (compared with other cheaper birth controls) they decided to shelf the idea. if yall want sources and stuff I can give em! :D

    • @KaraTheGirlie
      @KaraTheGirlie Před 5 měsíci +6

      I'm going to make thermal paper underpants for trans women.

    • @lazerpie101
      @lazerpie101 Před 5 měsíci +2

      So is that a yes or no to rolling around in a CVS receipt?

    • @Shatteredtales
      @Shatteredtales Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@lazerpie101 if you want estrogen then yeah? it will cause mood swings and shit though and there is no way to properly dose it (hence why Its not a form of HRT yet)

    • @Shatteredtales
      @Shatteredtales Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@KaraTheGirlie great Idea my friend! heres a tip: it absorbs better with wet hands

    • @lazerpie101
      @lazerpie101 Před 5 měsíci

      @@Shatteredtales But it still does that thing that makes you look more like a girl, yes?

  • @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja
    @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja Před 5 měsíci +80

    I like your style of covering whatever you feel like, because I watch you because of you, not the subjects you cover.

    • @nharviala
      @nharviala Před 5 měsíci

      At least Oz is old enough for that not to be as creepy as the Movie Theater guy!

    • @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja
      @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja Před 5 měsíci

      @@nharviala Oz is older than me.

    • @nharviala
      @nharviala Před 5 měsíci

      @@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja Exactly what my joke was. He's not a child, unlike the guy who went to theaters to watch children.

    • @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja
      @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja Před 5 měsíci

      @@nharviala A joke? I see no joke, just someone pointing out a fact.
      Also, it's not creepy to say that to any content creator. Even if they are a child. The comment has enough context in itself to make it clearly a praise.

  • @CherryCoffee420
    @CherryCoffee420 Před 5 měsíci +20

    2:10 funfact! This post is actually the reason that I convinced my entire family that letting my Grandma’s cat be an outdoor cat is a horrible idea! Not to mention that Everything Bagel is a mainly white cat. Everything Bagel is also very dumb.
    Little side story: once found her outside and she hissed at me because I wouldn’t let her be outside in a clearing surrounded by forest filled with coyotes and wolves and other wild animals that can and will eat her. She’s currently staying with me so we’ll just get her used to walks so she doesn’t get depressed about it.

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer Před 5 měsíci +7

      Everything Bagel is a hilarious name for a cat

    • @CherryCoffee420
      @CherryCoffee420 Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@McBehrer thank you, I named her. It was an accident since I didn’t want her to be named snowball and it was all I had (still can’t think of a good one, and apparently, neither can my brothers.) and thus, Everything Bagel was named. She is very dumb. I love her though.

  • @foxytoonsavi7917
    @foxytoonsavi7917 Před 5 měsíci +106

    It's always a food day, when Oz uploads

  • @bobberman4641
    @bobberman4641 Před 5 měsíci +96

    99% of gamblers quit before they make it big. Keep spending 25$ on scratch offs

  • @sniperjettps4626
    @sniperjettps4626 Před 5 měsíci +20

    12:40
    Implying that we don't already roll around in cvs recipts

  • @quantumslasher
    @quantumslasher Před 5 měsíci +19

    Your sleep schedule is normal, not all humans are built for 24 hour days.

  • @DofTNet
    @DofTNet Před 5 měsíci +45

    there was a period in the early 2000s where I wasn't bound by the schedules of any corporate overlord and fell into a 26-28 hour sleep schedule... it was glorious. I miss that.

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle Před 5 měsíci +7

      I feel like I run on mars time. No matter what I do I always drift by about an hour eventually...

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Před 5 měsíci +39

    7:27 The Xenomorph sure does know how to lure out the prey. I mean, ever played Alien Isolation?

  • @geistgrace6452
    @geistgrace6452 Před 5 měsíci +22

    I actually like not being restricted by the chains of a reddit cat.
    Like, the absolute chaos of this video felt so liberating.
    Also the Xenomorph queen, like, I may die, but that is a risk I'm willing to take.

    • @Rodoet001
      @Rodoet001 Před 4 měsíci +2

      I've been on the internet long enough and been a big enough fan of Aliens that I am *very* aware of a subsection of xenomorph art that would be right up your alley. And hey, with that art, you don't even have to worry about dying. Unless that's your end goal at which point you should worry about not dying.
      This cursed knowledge has haunted me for long and so I must share it with others lest it undo me.

  • @Scp-2317-K
    @Scp-2317-K Před 5 měsíci +11

    12:22 GODDAMN TIME TO PULL A SHINJI

  • @kayleighlehrman9566
    @kayleighlehrman9566 Před 5 měsíci +8

    Love the notion of 90's wizards having composition notebooks for their spellbooks

  • @steamtasticvagabond474
    @steamtasticvagabond474 Před 5 měsíci +7

    Unironically, power outages tend to be the highlight of my day. I love being out in public or at work then suddenly dark mode

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I know that long term it's a nightmare, but whenever polite society collapses I kinda love it. Power outages, bad snowstorms, hurricanes... those little reminds how little is between us and chaos

  • @TouhouHijack
    @TouhouHijack Před 5 měsíci +17

    11:30 “Oh, hey, a Clownpiece pfp! Loved her in the games/manga, I should do one of my Touhou Hijack comme-“
    *sees rest of clip*
    “…oh, they’re one of _those_ Touhou ‘fans’… never mind”
    …also, what are they talking about, complaining about politics in games, with a Touhou pfp of all things?? Touhou’s creator literally wrote an entire manga about how he disagreed with Trump’s anti-immigrant policies. The franchise is steeped with political commentary

    • @kakahass8845
      @kakahass8845 Před 5 měsíci +5

      I suggest watching "The card says moops" from "The alt-right playbook" to understand how they are this deep into cognitive dissonance.

    • @Delmworks
      @Delmworks Před 4 měsíci +2

      Zun did what? Holy shit, that’s incredible 😂 I had no idea he had it in him!

  • @static_theshapeshifter
    @static_theshapeshifter Před 5 měsíci +29

    6:52 if you do that you might have an auditory processing disorder, just saying
    edit: it can come packaged with other disorders like adhd

    • @OzMediaOfficial
      @OzMediaOfficial  Před 5 měsíci +16

      yeeeaahhh that.. sounds about right

    • @noideawhoiam3855
      @noideawhoiam3855 Před 5 měsíci +6

      ohhh so my adhd comes packaged with extra features
      neat

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@noideawhoiam3855 We got the ADHD DLC.

    • @noideawhoiam3855
      @noideawhoiam3855 Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@bane2201 or should you say the ADHDLC

    • @thegenderofkel
      @thegenderofkel Před 3 měsíci +3

      looks like i gotta talk to my therapist about getting a diagnosis again

  • @say_sae_right_now
    @say_sae_right_now Před 5 měsíci +57

    I'd perfer more of these 'random do whatever I feel like' videos. Very early in the video and I already enjoy it a-plenty.

  • @sachiel197
    @sachiel197 Před 5 měsíci +14

    13:20 embrace the purity of the blessed machine?

  • @BAPPOTHEMIGHTY123
    @BAPPOTHEMIGHTY123 Před 5 měsíci +17

    The dude at 5:13 is just treating his gf as his court jester

  • @themambawarrior2290
    @themambawarrior2290 Před 5 měsíci +8

    To be fair to the robot girl, I would also become a big, tall cyborg if given the chance. I'd ratger become a dragon (or a cyborg dragon), but still.

  • @rocketrooster2410
    @rocketrooster2410 Před 5 měsíci +14

    No one dare touch my Bionicle Collection.

  • @misscat6055
    @misscat6055 Před 5 měsíci +8

    I legit had a coworker who carried around a flash light in his back pocket. He was excited when the power went out in our grocery store job. We were graveyard shift... it was so fucking wholesome but at the same time irritating because we were expected to work in the dark and I had broken 3 bottles of wine because some jackass put the wine bottles in the laundry aisle.

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 Před 5 měsíci +4

      I’m very tired. I read ‘coworker’, somehow, as ‘cockfighter’ and because it’s a comment on THIS channel I just accepted it as the status quo

    • @misscat6055
      @misscat6055 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@emilybarclay8831lol

  • @Lastofthesigilites
    @Lastofthesigilites Před 3 měsíci +5

    8:33 sometimes you just gotta be a wingman.

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist Před 3 měsíci +2

    2:04 well, fastest phones for not keeping an indoor cat. This is one rare instance of the ecosystem managing to check an invasive species.

  • @DeathDealer_1021
    @DeathDealer_1021 Před 5 měsíci +4

    "I'm built differently. Constructed, alternatively. Constructed without the preset parameters."
    "Nah, yall built different, I'm just WRONG. In every way."
    "I should not exist. I should NOT exist."

  • @Bacteriophagebs
    @Bacteriophagebs Před 5 měsíci +3

    13:50 Yeah, and if you _are_ a night owl, you get forced to also be an early bird because it's a thousand times easier to schedule appointments at 7 or 8 am, stay up for them, and then go home and go to bed than it is to wake up and get to an appointment before 4pm because they close at 5 and don't schedule anything later than that. On the up side, you almost never have to wait past your scheduled time.

  • @Rand0mTh0ught
    @Rand0mTh0ught Před 5 měsíci +8

    14:53 i get this honestly, when i was younger we were exploring the city museum in saint louis for a school trip BUT i went there once with my step mom before hand and knew how dark i can be, i was the ONLY one who brought a headlamp and got made the leader of the group because of it, even another teacher from another school who was also there with her class complimented my preparedness, it felt awesome...

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale Před 5 měsíci +5

    11:15 I am once again reminding the crowd that Oz is Kaworu Nagisa in a Onceler tux.

  • @chonkyloreraccoon3686
    @chonkyloreraccoon3686 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Night owls, Early birds, they mean nothing to the sleepless entities that stay up all night on a project and then zombie shuffle into work with more caffeine in their system than a coffee shop at rush hour

  • @snakebite1033
    @snakebite1033 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Using shredded receipts in my catgirls litterboxes to keep their estrogen at maximum overdrive would just be so fucking useful and suprisingly a financially responsible move.
    Alas, I can only dream.

  • @stijnvanlankveld9893
    @stijnvanlankveld9893 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Nothing screams "Masculinity" quite as much as being afraid to touch the receipts in the store.

  • @queennecra
    @queennecra Před 5 měsíci +9

    Definitely cover whatever the hell you like. It's the "Aggro femboy, growling cutely at whatever pisses them off" vibe I'm here for and so far you always deliver!

  • @nyx7694
    @nyx7694 Před 5 měsíci +7

    9:12
    Wrong. Read Dungeon Meshi. A grown-ass dwarven man gets more panty shots via Kilt Failure than most middle-schoolers.

  • @olivefernando7879
    @olivefernando7879 Před 5 měsíci +6

    9:23 dude sounds like a serial killer

  • @salamanderedward9083
    @salamanderedward9083 Před 3 měsíci +3

    4:30 bro doesn't want a girlfriend he wants a court jester

  • @gigaswardblade7261
    @gigaswardblade7261 Před 5 měsíci +2

    That rat is actually not a rat, and is actually in extreme pain.

  • @dareggymeal
    @dareggymeal Před 5 měsíci +7

    2:51 Go Go Gadget: PTSD ATTACK

  • @finchfungus
    @finchfungus Před 5 měsíci +8

    0:37 The fact I immediately recognised the reference was once he pulled out the book- 😭💀

    • @noone-mo6gy
      @noone-mo6gy Před 5 měsíci +2

      Funniest part is the stuff he listed off is probably on the more tame side.

  • @AnnieMay224
    @AnnieMay224 Před 5 měsíci +10

    I love any Oz video, but the free flow whatever tickles your fancy ones are especially great

  • @myalfawolf
    @myalfawolf Před 5 měsíci +2

    I literally quote most of the memes from your other videos all the time and my boyfriend has no idea what I'm talking about, but he's just accepted it lol

  • @iris_drawssandwiches
    @iris_drawssandwiches Před 5 měsíci +22

    0:59 You fool, nobody can use TESTICULAR TORSION on me the great IRIS!
    [I put on an eyepatch covering my right eye] Anyway now you owe taxes to me as I am the IRS!!

    • @ooohheldenring9770
      @ooohheldenring9770 Před 5 měsíci

      *dual casting greater zip-bomb and greater pipe-bomb just to make sure

  • @jimwormmaster
    @jimwormmaster Před 5 měsíci +5

    6:16: That's a pet peeve of mine, I suppose. The Oedipus complex is badly named, IMO, because it implies that you know the person is your mom. Oedipus, on the other hand, did not.

    • @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl
      @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl Před 3 měsíci

      Not to mention that Oedipus gouged his eyes out and killed himself after he found out that he had married his mom

  • @pennyforyourthots
    @pennyforyourthots Před 5 měsíci +5

    3:28 it's always worth remembering that magneto is a jewish holocaust survivor. He's not just making him remember the war, he's for making him remember the holocaust. Wtf.

    • @noone-mo6gy
      @noone-mo6gy Před 5 měsíci

      Wasn't there a point where Magneto attacked another holocaust survivor and realized how bad of a person he had become?

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 Před 5 měsíci

      And I think that's in a CHILDREN'S BOOK! WHY MARVEL?! Maybe wait until the kids are a bit older to inform them of the biggest genocide in modern history?

  • @riadirige7804
    @riadirige7804 Před 5 měsíci +8

    Of course i love how you cover whatever you feel like, the oz delivery always slaps

  • @xenia1250
    @xenia1250 Před 5 měsíci +6

    13:26 half of the lesbians on twitter would kill for a girl like that

  • @chaoticdusk1316
    @chaoticdusk1316 Před 5 měsíci +8

    I didn't realize so much chaotic energy could be contained in one video, truly amazing work Oz.

  • @CaTastrophy427
    @CaTastrophy427 Před 5 měsíci +13

    2:05 a variant I saw a while back:
    My neighbor told me yanderes keep killing his girlfriends so I asked him how many GFs he has and he said he just goes to Tinder and gets a new GF afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding girlfriends to yanderes and then his daughter started crying

  • @Jess_IsCringe
    @Jess_IsCringe Před 5 měsíci +1

    6:51 The real psychopaths are the people who ask a question and clearly see you take out an earbud or turn off whatever you're listening to before repeating the last word and nothing else expecting you to know what they're asking.

  • @SpineBones
    @SpineBones Před 5 měsíci +7

    The saying "huh?" And then answering thing is just audio processing disorder

  • @DefaultFlame
    @DefaultFlame Před 5 měsíci +6

    Power outages are rare for me. Maybe 2-5 times a year, and they can last everything between 2 minutes and a few hours. There's always that first bit when I'm wondering if it's even worth setting up and lighting the candles.
    Then I do set them up and it's cozy, then the power comes back like 5 minutes after I light them and it feels like it was pointless.

    • @thepumkinmelon
      @thepumkinmelon Před 5 měsíci

      You could just turn the lights off, and set up candles, without the power being out. Then it can be cozy anytime

    • @DefaultFlame
      @DefaultFlame Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@thepumkinmelon Well of course, but there's just something extra cozy about it when the power's out. Like how sitting in front of a fireplace is extra cozy when the snow is falling thick and heavy.

  • @moga-hunter2410
    @moga-hunter2410 Před 5 měsíci +2

    For robot girl, it sounds like she’s an adeptus mechanicus.
    Just aspire to the purity of the machine and praise the omnissiah my guy.

  • @andreimircea2254
    @andreimircea2254 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Ever since the drama I started to watch a few of his videos and I gotta say, I like what I see. He’s really funny and I hope he will get to sleep well some day.

  • @euibincho5213
    @euibincho5213 Před 5 měsíci +7

    8:56 golden kamuy

  • @db_524
    @db_524 Před 5 měsíci +9

    Welcome back, Ozzie. Glad to see you enjoying this without a subreddit.

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Před 3 měsíci +2

    13:55
    Can confirm. I’m like this. Yesterday I dozed off at 10AM and woke at 6PM

  • @dark67titan99
    @dark67titan99 Před 5 měsíci +12

    Nice to see your back, hope your doing well, we’re here for you and the choas

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Před 5 měsíci +11

    11:57 I mean, isn't TikTok already deep in insanity? Or are we achieving Insanity²?

  • @garavonhoiwkenzoiber
    @garavonhoiwkenzoiber Před 5 měsíci +6

    14:05 ah! the 28 hour day! I do that myself. Fun fact, after a whole week, it cycles back round again! 28 * 6 = 168 hours, 24 * 7 = 168 hours

  • @davidgeorge1943
    @davidgeorge1943 Před 3 měsíci +2

    2:54 while I don't know the full context of this scene, I imagine it had to be a moment of desperation considering X is laid on the floor, and he can't walk (no, he cannot use telekinesis, much less to move his legs.)

  • @HerobrineMC4267
    @HerobrineMC4267 Před 5 měsíci +1

    We need more videos like this. Oz gets to cover whatever, and we get to watch a man slowly descend into the depths of the Underworld to retrieve memes for us! I see this as an absolute win!

  • @tinykittenlollipop1
    @tinykittenlollipop1 Před 5 měsíci +4

    The DBD (dead by daylight) devs too the cake from pyramid head (yes silent hill) and put it on xenomorph. (I'm a DBD player, pyramid head's cake disappearing has been a long time discussion. lol)

    • @AngelBirdo
      @AngelBirdo Před 5 měsíci

      Hey didn't they shut down DBD? Or am I thinking of a different but similar game? Was it Friday the 13th?

  • @mr.marrow7628
    @mr.marrow7628 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Damn that intro with wizard looks really good!

  • @coenisgreat
    @coenisgreat Před 5 měsíci +2

    2:50 Don't forget, Magneto wasn't just one of many people in cities bombed during the war, he was a Holocaust Survivor.

  • @snicklelord4808
    @snicklelord4808 Před 5 měsíci +1

    My body is a machine that turns basic conversation isn't an awkward interaction

  • @CelestialHart
    @CelestialHart Před 5 měsíci +3

    I can get on board with random oz vids, doesn't even have to have a theme. Just more oz.

  • @kingsdayinfirmi
    @kingsdayinfirmi Před 5 měsíci +9

    So- Oz the Moment at 3:25 is prolly more fucked up than you think. Magneto was a Child back during WW2 and yes suffered in the Camps meaning that prolly was the moment his Home got bombed right before he was found and taken to the camps.
    MAKING IT INFINITELY WORSE.

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 Před 5 měsíci

      Yeah, but Magneto isn't a saint either. He hate normal human being and tried to genocide them several times. It got so bad prof X had to mind wipe him once (even though it backfired thanks to comic book logic)

    • @kingsdayinfirmi
      @kingsdayinfirmi Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@kos2919 Onslaught Saga Yeah-
      I wad getting at that the idea is because Prof.X the 'War' it was likely WW2 when he was a kid and when his home was being invaded. I made no mention of forgiveness and morality.

    • @noone-mo6gy
      @noone-mo6gy Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@kos2919Eventually at one point he actually stopped because he attacked another Holocaust survivor, and the thought of that make him genuiniely rethink his actions.

  • @comfyghost
    @comfyghost Před 5 měsíci +1

    so fun fact about the adventure time soyjack, the comics went out of their way to kinda explain it. specifically that it's the face of some turbo nerd called elbow, from 1000 years ago, who would make rom hacks of various hard games to make the easier and usually included his face as a signature. eventually he digitised his consciousness because nuclear war broke out, but not before creating an ai that could create rom hacks for him, this ai turned into a virus that infected and took control of ooo's robots, and eventually tried to replace him.
    literally none of this is canon, and definitely doesn't explain why splashing bug milk on his face sends you to hell, however it's cool that the comics tried to explain what was just an inside joke by the creative staff.

  • @fluffyraichu9706
    @fluffyraichu9706 Před 5 měsíci +7

    11:11 GOD DAMN I DID NOT EXPECT THE SHINJI THING