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- I'm so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am god's mistake.
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"Apero Hour" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
“Backbay Lounge” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
“Bossa Antigua” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
“Crinoline Dreams” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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As I am learning, it was indeed the throngle room.
the throngle room
Let dobby throngle you master
It would appear I have been throngled
another one got throngled
It’s throngling time
i absolutely love that he is not that far off with the "throngler room"
"Please don't Throngle me mister"
See, I worked in asset protection years ago, so I would have taken that whole thing at face value, but from context clues I gathered what it probably was and googled it to be sure...and now "shoplifter porn" is in my search history.
And my bookmarks.
The first thing to know when you’re on the internet is that if you don’t know what something is, it’s probably porn
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@@skeetsmcgrew3282 you can't stop me for I can't read
At this point we don't even expect him to ever get an upload schedule. He just pops in and out of existence every now and then
He is an enigma that of which we can’t understand
He spawns into existence then despawns
I already figured out that he puts out a new video whenever the views on his old ones start to drop, thus kicking off a new round of people rewatching his old stuff.
Oh, _sure,_ he replied to that theory with "You guys rewatch my old videos?" all innocently, but we all know it's a coldly calculated plot to keep us addicted while doing the minimum amount of work.
Oz is a particle confirmed
The only person less consistent than him is sam o'nella
Oz: “I’m not a bottom!!!!”
Also Oz: “What if I call myself an alpha while wearing thigh highs?”
that's not bottoming
that's POWERbottoming
UwU im such an alpha id be so self importent if you locked me in a cage~
@@fourthmatchflameimpotent*
@@Taylor_5724 its "importent". "self imponent" isnt a thing.
@@fourthmatchflame ok joke getter
Hi Oz I saw your thread on twitter and I'm came to say that I'm proud of you for speaking up against the pyramid lady who reads about pyramid schemes
Wait what happened?
Can you send a link to the thread or some other summary of it, or explain it?
I am confused haha 😅
Illuminaughti self imploded.
@@27ratsinatrenchcoat90 just google the illuminaughtii
@@27ratsinatrenchcoat90 There's a good few twitter threads and CZcams videos, it's pretty fucked. Long long story short, major manipulation and gaslighting, spreading slanderous rumors with alts, and worse. Worst thing is majorly financially abusing (becoming land lord, employer, and car provider under a really fucked contract and NDA) someone and framing it as helping them. Also publicizing that person's many mental issues as an argument against them.
@@fangirl3086😂 literally.
Whenever I look in the mirror, I say “that’s me irl” and so does the man in the mirror. He’s a pretty rad dude
Lucky. Every time I do it he calls me a sad cunt.
Hate to break it to you, but, uhhh... you might have a mimic problem
@@atrane365 roll for initiative
@@TheBenjiNebby nat 1
The girl in my mirror beat me at rock paper scissors
Oz keeps screaming but God won't answer
instead we all laugh and ask for more
We're all God?
@@Bacteriophagebs depending on your personal phylosophy, yes
@@Bacteriophagebs yes.
@@Bacteriophagebsyes
@@Bacteriophagebs yes
The fact that Kevin’s dad got mad at the total for room service confuses me, he’s able to take not only his family but his extended family on vacation twice. Kevin was neglected by his cousins, siblings, parents, uncle and aunt. The only people who were concerned about him was the old man who had serial killer vibes and a homeless woman who was the New York version of Snow White.
Oz getting called out by the Amphibia bottom post was very funny
hhm- 🥺
Hearing him call me a lovely degerate makes my day infinitely better
Aren't we all but lovely degenerates?
@@beepboop9712 *Some degenerates are more degenerated than others.*
*I do agree we are all lovely though.*
unordinary fan :)
9:51 yeah... that's how it feels like speaking about intrusive thoughts with people who don't have intrusive thoughts... I don't think I've ever seen someone so genuanly mean it when they told me to end myself.
Depending on the type of deer, it can be a girl deer. Girl reindeer don't shed their antlers in winter, and since a lot of reindeer are depicted as having antlers, most depictes reindeer are therefore girls. This includes Santa's reindeer.
Also love the lil amogus you drew on the diamond article, your editing is beyond godlike.
(I'd unironically love a video about the diamond situation btw.)
Reindeer(caribou) are the Only species where the Females have Antlers.
@@Oturan20there are mutations that have occurred where female whitetail have had antlers. It is rare though.
HE'S BACK, THE KING HATH RETURNED
THE KING!
HE'S BACK
HATH RETURNED
OW LORD HATH BROUT MEMS
THEE KING HATH BROUGHET OUR SUPPLEMENTATION OF MEMES. now stop pls, there's more fun comments
When I was 8, someone bet that they could stare at the sun longer than me. I now have light sensitivity and only recently regained the ability to differentiate between navy blue and black. Needless to say, I won that bet 😎
Based
Sigma mentality
@@ardet7383 I LOVE your profile picture ♥️
@WhiteRabbit#47 lol thanks, its one of my favorite blursed images.
Hey, you probably knew this, but I recently learned that staring at the sun doesn't necessarily kill your eyes with too much light stimulus. Your pupils dilate, which focuses the intense light on to your retinas, and literally burns them. You took on the challenge of staring at the sun, caught your eyes on fire, and won. Be proud.
4:48 They REALLY tryna make us re-enact the Boston Tea Party.
i thought this was about the diamonds and i just went "yeah"
I just want to say - Firstly, we understand & secondly, we're behind you 🤍 Your response to recently uncovered events, is a testament to your character. You're a good guy XOXOX
I love how confidently incorrect he was about the loss prevention room😂
You mean the throngle room
You’re gonna get throngled in that room though
Bingle bongled, het ready to get throngled
I genuinely don’t know what that room is, like we had a room kinda like that. And yea it was lost prevention! Along with discontinued items and such!
@@yujinyuki its a pron set
he was technically right with the throngle room I mean at the very least at least one person is getting very thoroughly throngled, also I would love to see hyperfixation rants on how bad the entire jewelry company is
10:08 this one can still work, female Reindeer have antlers. Plus, male reindeer lose their antlers in the winter!
This probably ain't gonna be noticed nor seen, but I've been watching you since the quiet reddit days, with the r/insane parents, and I've watched every upload since then, but stayed mostly quiet because yes. You're my comfort CZcamsr, and no one has the quality to their videos quite like you, and I appreciate how much effort you put into them. Thanks for being such a great person, and I hope you have amazing things in your future Oz :)
Mini Oz shaking with glee at the conspiracy moment is so cute.
Oz is finally done being a femboy and he’s here to entertain us with memes
he's still a femboy
Where has he been?
What did I miss😢
DAYUM DANIEL
@@kotten0swe oz being a femboy, keep up with the conversation
9:32
Nice try, Lizard man
HE HAS RETURNED TO BLESS OUR SCREENS WITH FILTH ONCE AGAIN. PRAISE BE OZ
Arousing
I would _absolutely_ watch an 8-minute deep dive of you talking about those sorts of rabbit holes you've gone down.
seconded, I'd turn up for a video about capitalist bullshit diamonds
@@thecrepeofdeath
DEBEERS.
That is a very specific amount of time lol
Absolutely up for this
YES
The look of scared oz at 3:45 belongs in a horror movie
4:18 "Degenerat, you're going to become a part of me."
Oz: That’s the throngle room, that’s where loss prevention throngles you.
Me: Ehh, close enough.
like legit, so close i'm wondering if he's trolling us by pretending not to know
It is absolutely impossible to predict this man’s upload schedule and I applaud him for it
Arousing
I have a feeling it has to do with the whole Illuminaughtii drama
we ABSOLUTELY want 8 minute sprints on your hyperfixations, i will watch _all of them-_
I'm glad Oz is back, he might take another break after the drama but I genuinly enjoy the bro, take care of yourself homie
I've been feeling like shit lately, but for a short time you make the pain go away.
We all love you opossum man.
I hope things get better for you and you get a chance to breathe.
🙏💖
don't forget to tell others that reality is an illusion, don't know why, but that always relieves stress for me
Have you tried looking in Trazyn's vault for Dark Age of Technology era antidepressants?
The editing was really noticeably tight on this video, its clear you put a lot of effort into it and it paid off! Also Please give us little 8-10 minute hyperfixation chaos deep dives that would be so fun
6:30 "tom your staying on the island while I go get help."
"But Larry I can fit on the boat!"
Every Oz video is a gift. It’s the only surprise that doesn’t send a chill down my spine these days
8:03 thats exactly what a bottom would say
See, this is why I really like Oz over some of the other Reddit readers. Oz saw the "Old MacDonald" post and said "Hold my beer" AND CREATED THE REST OF THE SONG!
Hats off to you dude.
But goddamn you for getting that stuck in my head again.
3:59- 4:25 Here is the full post
And the song is the most relatable thing ever...which I guess isnt surprising since this is a me_irl video
"I am god's mistake" has been stuck in my head for... way too long.
Hey oz man. You doing ok i was just wanting to check on ya with everything going on.
Remember buddy we're here for ya
“The flash was on” I physically felt that pain, man.
i would love to watch oz do 8 minute rants about random shit
That would be amazing!
Hey, you're a good man, Oz. You do a good thing. Thank you.
5:40
If it was in my city, you'd almost have to add two 0s...
And they call us out of touch 😂😂😭
Always happy to see you make a new video Oz!
11:00
I would totally watch Oz go into random rants about diamonds and other things.
Yea more of that from him please
i love the insane gray haired twink
11:58 the toolgun from Gmod
Hey man I hope I can speak for everyone when I say none of what has happened with Illuminati is anyway your fault. I've sided with a manipulator in my teen years and it fucken sucked once I realise how scummy they were.
Keep your head up and I hope you can still make videos because you're funny as fuck m8.
^^^^
This
well said
Okay, I'll look you in the eyes.
The yummy red goo makes the delicious yellow goo taste so much better.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Also, this is just for people's homemade mac n cheese, not the good stuff, never on Kraft.
Figure out how to make the yellow powder people, or I will use all the ketchup!
Wasn't expecting Amphibia meme today but I'm not complaining.
Wearing thigh highs is like the admin override to calling yourself an alpha where it becomes funny
I feel like that girl was just pulling some "Not like other girls" BS. You can say anything as a joke and it doesn't necessarily mean anything.
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 yeah i know how jokes work lmao but sometimes it's just not funny
Honestly the deep dive idea sounds really good, whether it's eight minutes or three hours. I'd say go for it.
Man a Carmen Sandiego and Cult of the Lamb crossover would be WILD
I love hearing about people's hyperfixations, I would fucking love videos like that
2:16
Oh, my dear summer child, you don't even understand how right you are.
Oz spent “50 hours” on the opening sketch to procrastinate on finishing the mini Oz special and it was worth it.
11:20 I honestly have no idea why i did that, but I don't do it anymore. I do put BBQ sauce on my Mac and cheese tho
So yeah... I don't know if that's better or worse.
THE WIZARD OF OZ RETURNS!
9:22 I like mist mode because it makes the best rainbows
oz, youre the only person on youtube who i stick around for after the main content of the video is over and its just you doing your outro, dont sound so confused that people watch your outros, they have personality and theyre worth sticking around for
Exactly
Kirby crossed over with Breaking Bad is both shocking and expected.
Oz, just saw the Clicks video. are you ok?
10:30 I would love to hear that hyperfixation
It doesn't matter how often oz posts bc his videos are enough for a lifetime
Idk what an upload schedule is, but as long as there are Oz vids on this site, my rewatch schedule is every day.
@@mickeywhite2563 fr his videos are just so rewatchable
XD
I’m pretty sure that’s the room that every adult film about shoplifters, ever, was filmed 😂😂
The mist setting on hoses is for those of us who want to feel like vegetables in the grocery store being lightly misted before being passed by
I will forever instantly click on an Oz video the moment I see one. Cuz while it may take forever for new ones to appear, they're always of such high quality
I want a full-length version of that Ol' McDonald parody.
Before I watch the video: saw another video on Blair trying to basically take everyone down with her.
Sorry that you are still having to deal with blair… at this point, you have to take legal action (class-action lawsuit) against her for defamation, fraud, etc.
I mean, "throngle" is an oddly fitting descriptor of what happens in that room.
11:50 - I can hear my computer slow to a crawl as I weld manhacks to a airboat until it takes flight in Gmod
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
BAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
POSSUM LORD HAS RETURNED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
real
Oz is like that uncle from out of state that just randomly shows up, gets hammered, then disappears off the face of the planet again.
8:13 didn't... didn't they make *seven* of those movies? I've only seen the first two, but I assume it's the same plot for each... *I think he can spend as much as he f-cking wants at that point*
As far as I know, only the first 2 revolve around Kevin. After that, they switch to new characters.
I love it when he uploads because everyone is like "he's alive" while he's been uploading slow for a while now
He's like a mythical creature that wakes up every 100 years
@@Lemonnitenite and we love it when he appears before us with memes
@@danviferahr1426 which makes our day infinitely better
2:07 it warms Mt heart hearing Oz's terrifying threats❤
Ah yes the best of the Mountains Mt Heart
Thanks for letting me know what to not do if I get invited to party for the first time (I'm 18) 3:30
2:01
Stanley, this is my serious room.
I get so happy whenever I see Oz upload ^^
Edit: OZ IS A BOTTOM
In the words of Illuminaughty(think I misspelled the channel name), Oz is a power bottom without any power
For a second I read "is" as "has" and was like "well, yeah, did you think he'd had a total pelvectomy?"
@@that_duck_manthis aged poorly
2:27 who's... who's gonna tell him
I genuinely can't tell if you all are collectively fucking with me.
@@OzMediaOfficial I promise you are not getting fucked with
@@OzMediaOfficial I think that's the point
@@OzMediaOfficial no, but I can tell you there is another type of fucking going on
@@rowbot5555😮 ooooohhhh
Love you Oz, I hope you're doing ok buddy, I've heard you've been through a lot and I just wanna say thank you for bringing us smiles throughout the years even though you've been through it. Thank you Oz for being a great content creator :)
Fun fact: If you are stranded on an island never build a raft. If you do your chances of survival drop to almost 0.
"Got any new hobbies?"
Well Oz, I'm planning on giving streaming a go.
But first I need to actually draw the Vtuber avatar, so far I've done an armchair... still need to draw the dapper, draconic, bearded husbando to sit upon said chair.
oh hey first comment responding to my question lol
4:06 is so relatable, it genuinely makes me question if I am ok.
i think Kevin is gonna need more therapy for the ways his brother/family talk to him, than he does for being home alone and having to fight off robbers XD Buzz was outright abusive
The Sims x Community would be absolutely wild, but I think it has potential to be very interesting because of Community's fourth-wall-destroying meta nature lmao
"What if I call myself an Alpha while wearing thighhighs" nearly made me choke on a corn chip.
11:30 Mac and cheese is a type of pasta. Ketchup is made from tomatoes. Pasta sauce is made from tomatoes. You're just putting sauce on your pasta.
Why do I hear some very angry Italians?...
0:05
amphibia and... grand theft auto five...?
OH BOY THIS IS ABOUT TO BE GOOD
Vrchat with the good place sounds like it would be an interesting crossover
9:15 personally a mist fan
This was uploaded right after the blood sacrifice. I'm glad it worked as intended.
I would like an Oz series of him just talking about movie characters, that little rant about Kevin’s mental state was hilarious. I need more. Also all hyperfixation rants must be made. I require it Oz, give me what I desire Oz. Otherwise I will C O N S U M E your left socks.
The fear of speaking up to a narcissist after enabling them is so fucking real. The guilt is real, you feel physically unsafe. But it does get easier. You are not alone!
11:00 I would watch the 8 minute diamond ramble
11:25 Fear me. For I, practically *drown* my macaroni in ketchup.
the barstool sports people are unhinged
OZ IS BACK BABE WAKE UP
HE’S BACK!!! THE KING IS BACK!!!
I am literally depressed and Oz just gave me the strength to make it through this day. Praise be our Lord Oz!
"You finish that beer." *Gets a crown royal ad*
Maybe he has an upload schedule, but it’s just too elaborate for us to understand