IT EXPLODED AGAIN! - OFFLINETV CHRISTMAS UNBOXING
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 18. 12. 2019
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Happy Holidays guys
*no*
Yes possible
Yes
Yaaa! â€ïž
I remember during the skydiving vid poki said she would do it at 1 million subs
I know no one cares but we have allocated those digimon crests like this after much consideration:
Fed : friendship
Poki: courage
Scarra: sincerity
Yvonne: love
Toast: knowledge
Lily: kindness
Michael: miracle
LilyPichu you didnât get the sword I sent too youđđđ
I lost mine already
@@DisguisedToast ...
Michael:miracle
Yeah a miracle to lily
So there's no Reliability nor Hope? Yeah, I guess it makes sense, I wouldn't know who to give those either. Also the madlad got miracle because is a miracle he hasn't burned the house, isn't it?
âPoster includes Michaelâ
Happy Michael noises
I feel like he would just stare blankly
Can he actually be happy tho?
Michael: **Sees Poster**
Michael: CRACK HEAD
Crack head
Crack head
Crack head
Crack head
Crack head
Crack head
Crack head
Crack head
Crack head
Crack head
Crack head
Crack head
CORRECTION - He saw that crack pipe in his mouth and made crackhead noises
Itâs official: Toast no longer has to do laundry for two years.
0:27 everyone has a stocking that has their name on it except for Michael who got his name scribbled on a piece of cardboard đđđ
I bet it was for Albert but then shit when down
He now has to do the laundry
I just realized that Temmie got more gifts that Mycool
Epic Gamer Boi ahh yes *mycool*
*Mycool*
Carp Kid heâs *cool*
Very cool
When you don't know how to spell Michel
Lily: get better gifts
Poki: egirl gifts
Toast: creating a large scale sponsored tshirt business
This man about to be rolling in sponser money
Next time there is gonna be tasers for Michael
@@KaitoReborn and dildos.
@@toastedirl Taser Dildos
Poseidonbread umm itâs CZcams buddies my friend...
HOPE TOAST IS NOW HAPPY WITH ALL THE C9 MERCH đ
Cloud9 đâ€ïž
Hi
kim jong un thank you very cool
Mvp
Even though he kinda betrayed you
âRIP Yvonne 1942 - 2019â
Damn Yvonne is 77
she is
@@levity1240 sheâs actually 30
@@terplederp2821r/whoooooosh at your own joke tho
if she were alive today she would be 79
@@nikolaangelovski2252 people be saying woooosh, whoosh, WOOOOOOOSHH, and whooooosh
*_? ? ?_*
A year after release, I only now realize lily got that many gifts because of the Albert breakup.
Actually interesting, that Lily could laugh about that this soon.
Wait a damn minute i didnt think of that
Hey plus i think micheal is better ngl
@@puernoctis6772 No, that's perfectly normal when you go trough stuff like this.
@@watercat-veki Albert didn't even love her, Lily is loving and caring for him even if she knows that Albert is starting to stray ayaw from her. Michael tho is literally the opposite of Lily and they complement each other's personality so well lol.
"Oh that's almost all the members."
*sad tazer noises*
sad tazer noises.
I love how reeves just looking at the camera sarcasticly
Whoâs all only here for crackhead
Micheal actually plays LoL, he's pretty good too, I know Sykkuno has some videos with him in it. Not sure if any of OTV have videos with him playing though.
Very nice, Michael my favorite
everyone: gets a nerf
lily: *gets an airsoft rifle*
lol 69 likes
Yeah they started pulling it out and i was like "oh nice, she got a Lancer Tactical" and then they pulled it out of the box and I was like "YOOO WTF someone sent her a fucking Barrett!"
and like 17 spears and odachis lmao
JunnieBoiii just like Akali
Oh god oh fuckđ°
The Irony with Fed begging for the"Love" or "miracles" pendant from Poki and she gives him the "friendship" one lol
Everyone: *gets nerf guns*
Lily: *gets a fucking berret 50 cal*
does anyone know where to buy one of them?
I need one
Fed: "i want love"
Poki: "Heres some friendship"
....rip
my life
but i dont even get the friendship i want :'(
Yh he got friend zoned over and over in this vid
F
10:49 Damn
poki just keeps Fed on the lead so she can enjoy the attention. Poor Fed. F
This is the best one because Michael is so dead the entire time while everyone gets gifts but him
He got them plastic straws tho
Thou Shall Yeetith spears*
next year they need to be sent 20 tasers or something
We should spam Michael with gifts,
an anomally, true
"Thats almost all the members"
*Looks at the camera*
*All around me are familiar faces...*
Is that a mad World reference?
@@shaireenshaikh7786 Well, yeah.
Lily: Don't you have a girlfriend?
*janet stands up*
Lmao the fact that this was a year ago sucks
I had no idea they dated đ¶
@@victoriahartemmas44 they are now really good friends that the new watchers can't even say they dated
@@rosepsych4584 I didn't know either
Micheal looks like heâs a fan that edited himself into the video
Biff
Biff
Biff
Biff
Why are you all commenting âbiffâ?!
Offline tv gets an airsoft gun
Micheal : gets happy
All of the others : nervously smiling and having bad memories
taser bullets.....
PTSD
@@jordanw9779 such a good idea
@@jordanw9779 lets hope Micheal doesnt see this
art letâs hope he does
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Someone's Daughter: 2:55
Lol
16:50 i see you michael. his chuckle + the smile that spread across his lips after looking at lily here was so cute oh my go
Itâs cause she was being crushed by fed and toast
Micheal âIâm just happy to be hereâ
This is so sad.
thats just the story of my life
This is so sad, can we taze lily 50 times?
Its a tight knit. Hes basically just trying to insert himself in to that tight knit.
Its unfortunate, but thats how it works.
Edit 2: Now its a matter of, if they let him into their knit. Or he will leave.
I would expect nothing less from the little bastard goblin midgit god king
Just wait, next year :)
Your adopted son has a swearing problem, ever taze him when he does?
curing my swearing problem with a tazer #2 needs to happen
I burst out laughing when I read that. You've made my day.
Iâm sure Michael is fully immune to tasers at this point
@@Raccski I'm surprised he dudnt get any tazers
@@vicjaxon4474 Wait for the next unboxing my dude.. :D
every single fed scene is a big yikes to me now
why
GÎ±ÆżÆżerGÏ mbÎ±Ê Ê Fed was recently removed from OfflineTV for accusations of sexually assaulting several members of the house.
Specially when everyone keeps repeating it. We get it, bad guy. How about not making the comment section about him in every video?
yep
9:46 is hella fucking sus now
WHY AM I DYING AT TOAST RUNNING IN AND SAYING, "IS THAT A SHIRT? I LOVE SHIRTS!!!" đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
*everyone is all gangster until lily pulls out a gun*
And michael the tazer
Soul Tolliver true
Everyone gangsta till lily pulls out a gun
âPumped up kicks starts playingâ
The recoil was too much
Michael sees the gun and immediately picked it up like "I have content!"
Brayden Durnell omg
Only 1 correct use of it... TASER AIRSOFT GUN!!!
@@1100MC *airsoft gun that shoots tazers
He has the gun...and the straws O_O
@elaine krouse i'll just uhhh... Click
I just love how toast can always make a situation weird or awkward
Fed: wanting the love digimon crest
Poki: "Well you get friendship"
The only scene with Fed that isn't a big yikes in 2020
"Two of wives, excellent choice"
TOO SOON GUYS
i played that 3 times one of them in full slow motion , fed is straight up savage , too soon ....
wait where
â@@ShinyHunterMuffin 11:33
At 11:30, I got you guys
I don't understand the reference
michaelâs next video âmaking a bot that redirects everyoneâs packages to meâ
Yes I want this to come true
Comment this in his videos
I would fucking pay to see this.
âAlright listen, I know this sounds like a federal offense but... itâs just a federal fucking off- *intro start*â
More like "Beds that electrocute the person in it every 10 minutes"
Look at 9:48 in the video how Yvonne reacted when Fred âfellâ on her it was always weird to me why she reacted like that but now it makes since why yk
I don't know why I m laughing its actually sad
@@AfeefDoesAnimation no, actually, cause its important and needs to be regarded to in seriousness
@@nicazer if its supposed to be serious, why do people keep repeating it by commenting on videos with fed in it? wouldnt it be better to support therapy towards sexual harassment victims instead of shitting on people online? god, people use the fed situation to get likes on youtube
I donât get why anyone would want likes for clout on CZcams comments đđ
@@zlxrican I didnât realize how much likes it got lmao I just realize now
âAll the membersâ
camera pans over to Michael âđpainâ
Micheal: *picks up sniper rifle*
Also Michael: I wonder how much pain I can inflict with this....
Also Also Michael: modifying a sniper rifle to shoot tazers
I wonder what robot I can make with this?
TASER BAYONET
your speaking my language brudda
Also michael: tazing self
Friendship is cool I guess
You're a good friend!
@@LilyPichu press X to doubt.
How would you know about it...
Yikes, my guy got friend-zoned
Virginity rocks!
Before the drama: awwww fed and Yvonne fighting like kids is so cute!
After drama: That's a big yikes from me chief
whatâs the drama?
@@joceduck Fed did some stuff with girls he shouldnât have done and one of them was Yvonne
I finally found a comment that talks about how fed is now
Is it just me or i saw him fakely flew his hand in 9:46 and landing it to her đ
@@_tokkai saw that KSKAKSKAKKSKA
8:57 âcasually approach childâ
3:00
Fed: âI need love and miracleâ
Poki: âyou only get FRIENDSHIPâ
*I felt that*
F
F
@@miritod friends r nice too wym
@@pluff624 (Friendzone)
@@mead9062 ya
11:33 *_two of wive EXCELLENT CHOICES_*
Lily: àČ _àČ
Bruh I lost it I was like wtf did fed say lmao
BUDDDY
âš forsenCD PICK A CARD
âš forsenCD ANY CARD
âš ForsenCD I see, The two of wives
You know Lily was hangin around Michael a lot when she called Fed âBuddyâ
16:50 first time mykull's been the tallest one in a picture
Except from when he tazed everyone in that one video, but yeah
u could see him uncomfortably looking at lily besides fed
@@dillity you know how little that narrows it down?
Now I want Michael and Lily to have a double shirt that says something like âgoblin childrenâ or chaotic in the middle then neutral on lilyâs side and evil on michaelâs
Thats a good idea tho :v
Well they're dating now
It could be argued that Michael is actually chaotic good
Johan Dimaano no it could not
@@apex1171_ Michael is Chaotic Evil, Lily is Chaotic Good.
Lily: âBest friends for lifeâ
...damn I felt that lmfao
Ikr
"never let a girlfriend stop you from finding a wife"
*Sees the double shirt for Fed and Poki*
That one didn't age quite so well.jpg
Plot twist: michael was standing at the start
He was standing the whole time
i laughed at this way harder than im supposed to
This is canon
Poki:"Virginity rocks! And there is another one!"
Immediately throws to fed
Virginity rocks
@@gianfrancescobolanosdavid481 -Fed jacket/hoodie during the red flags video
Feds face when Yvonne got the nerf gun screams: âoh shitâ
"woah woah woah, this is to Toast!"
"OMG IS IT A SHIRT... I LOVE SHIRTS" - Toast says while frolicking into frame
LMAO
I donât think OTV fully thought out adding Michael , now theyâll be on the receiving end of his taser shenanigans
CONTENT
But he usually takes him months to make one henceforth worsening their fear because he could be up to something at any time
@@robinyourhouse3399 yeah, he works for so long on his videos lol. And he tests them out on OTV as well. Look at his tazer tag video, it's premium
Thatâs why he got miracle because itâs a miracle he hasnât killed anyone with his shenanigans yet
I can't take Michael seriously with his hair pinned up like that
It actually suits him in some sick and perverted way. he should grow a samurai bun.
can you ever take micheal seriously at all
AttakaiMusic i dont think any of us can
No one takes him seriously with that voice holy fuck itâs annoying no wonder he is an incel degenerate
@@ezaf5989 ok buddy
10:45 bffl
When poki gave fed the friendship crest, yikes
Poki: âvirginity rocks.
and thERES TWOâ
*yeets it at fed*
Netflix: u still watching?
Someone's daughter: 2:09
Bro, I just had a surgery and you made me laugh harder than I was supposed to....worth it
LMAOO
THAT ONE CUCK underrated lmfao
Bruh I just choked on my drink reading this
Albert Steele like the girl that was watching Netflix?
Micheal: (Gets nothing)
That one guy: (send plastic straws)
Micheal: â guys who wants to go fishing with me??
1:29
Scarra: it has all the member scara lilli poki fed toast Yvonne
Michael : almost all the membersđ
the foki shirt is now utterly useless
gg
4 months later: damn thanks for the likes I did not intend to start an all out war in replies lol
Legit be true
@User LEKEJE I think he didn't intent to do it in a sexual way but in a joking way
@@iwatchstuffs7933 "joking"
@Wesley Ward It's not slander if it's true.
@Wesley Ward how the hell is it slander. Slander means it's false. He literally admitted to it and he was being predatory.
"i love shirts"
-Toast, 2019
Everyone welcome Toast, The Walking Advertising Board
Toast is the counter part of the refrigerator lover
"I love refrigerators!"
-Toasts' brother, probably
"Free" shirts
"you guys get the worst gifts possible"
- Man who got the BTS funko pop collection
"bruh"
-bruh button
lmao fr pretty brave
technically not a gift since he "bought" it himself
@@mynewaccount2361 Im sorry??? i dont see the problem
But, he also got two bibles
Poki giving fed the friendship one after what we all know now is fucked đ
TOO Far!! Hahaha JK
What happened?
@@meghanagudivada1404 fed got removed cause he was accused of sexually assaulting members of the house and spending nights in the girls room without asking them there is a few videos on it
â@@meghanagudivada1404fed commited s*xual assault on the female members of OTV
" there's a girl that sends me stuff " - disguised toast
âThrow those away please!â
âIn the pacific?â
yes.
Iâm a simple man
I see sad Filipino boy I click
But he's laughing in the thumbnail so you didn't see a sad Filipino.
@@this_guy_hates_ranni you can see his feelings through his eyes. They are dead.
I know because I'm a fellow sad Filipino boy. Even though I'm only half.
Why is my face of your profile picture
â@@this_guy_hates_ranni We all know that Michael is dead inside, until he electrocute someone.
yes
the foki shirt is just weird now
@User LEKEJE đđđ glad someone said something
@User LEKEJE can you please explain what's the deal with fed I have no idea
FoamyFN He got accused for sexually assaulting some of the girls in the OTV house, most prominently Yvonne. You should look it up on YT there are some more detailed vids on the topic
@Wesley Ward they didn't get rid of Fed to get Sykkuno in, stop assuming things and learn your facts. Fed is not innocent.
Wesley Ward thatâs not true and what fed was accused for was true but I would be down to have sykunno in otv
I still can't get over the fact that Michael went on from being my least known member to one of my fav persons I've ever known đâŁđ
The next unboxing video Toast should wear everynsingle clothing items he gets
You know that 100 Clothes skit H3H3 did back in the day? Yeah, that but toast.
Michael looks like he's in a never ending episode of the office.
why no one talking about scarra, people should send him more đ„ș he really looks like a kind person
15:00 they love us all equally!!
Michael: *most of us*
This message is for fed while he's looking at the views on the sofa outside
LMFAOO THATS ACTUALLY WHAT IM DOING AHAHHAHAHA
@@Fedmyster Bruh moment
Fedmyster bruh
@@Fedmyster fed you were hit with that friendzone hard. But maybe poki does like you ;). She's probably hiding it for the content XD
@@Fedmyster *predicted*
Toast: "It is 492 days after my last tweet, I am still recieving T-Shirts"
"Send help"
Dendran Gardner as soon as he sends out send help people will start sending him police cars and ambulance toys
My grandpa used to buy those lolly pops when i was little and he said they were dryed bugs so we dumped water on them and tried to race them
The fed situation made me realize how one sided fed and Yvonnes friend ship is, itâs pretty hard to watch
Yeah
âRip yvonne 1942-2019â gone but never forgotten đ€§also 1942đ
Carlos Salazar102 what do you mean?
Didiel Florian 8:21
We know Yvonne is a boomer
boomer yvonne
*everyone else opening a present*
Michael: I'm just happy to be here....
nyoooo ;-;
lik if u cri evrytim.
He didn't open that one because he doesn't play league I'm pretty sure Edit: nevermind that's not true
@@failedsuccessfully0000 He does lmao
Scar: can you believe you got more gifts than I did?
Michael: *laughs*
My stomach physically dropped. Being invisible sucks.
@@PixelatedBlu we saw him play it in one of william osmans vid
"Is Michal smoking crack?" "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
I'm rewatching all the offline TV and I just find this hilarious as toast is saying he can't dress himself without his momma
toast: "condom-"
CZcams: *DeMoNITiZeD*
Lmao, but "penis" is okay.
Ty Reol he was using it for educational purposes duuuh
@@MrLowandpro yeah of course cuz youtube makes the most sense in their flagging of videos
I feel like Michael wouldâve been a great addition to the Flithy Frank crew when Joji was still doing Filthy Frank skits
Jamal Abusiam: He was legit probably like 15 with Joji was doing skits
Ulrich Stern ah shit youâre right. Damn
@@Silentguy_ true but wasnât max like 16 when they started? đ
Lily got herself a Barret 50 CAL
Finally
8:20 rip Yvonne
3:00
Fed: I need love and miracles
Poki: *gives friendship*
pepe hands
:eyes:
F
F
F
F
âThe camera canât see you,You shouldnmt be talkingâ
Had a stroke halfway through the sentence I see đ
-.- nah i just canât spell
@@notinuseascsanlk lol
@@notinuseascsanlk lol
Look at the yvonnes face at 9:46 it explains lots of things
Yah
:(
yea i was about to comment that
no it doesn't u keep seeing everything as a sign when it is NOT now stop milkin' the drama
it doesnt explain anything at all though
After the recent events all the times fed falls on Yvonne seems weird now
honestly anything with fed in it seems wierd now
16:39
what happened??
@@jamie2698 have ye noticed that fed aint in the videos no more.
weetod i just started watching this channel today loool, but i figured it out
16:19 The image of Michael holding a gun and laughing maniacally is kinda horrifying
Have you seen his surgery table yet?
"Ten thousand of them and they can conquer the world."
-General MacArthur in the war against sea turtles ; 1600s
Heâd like it more if he had a taser bayonet
@@Squalls_ you mean a straw rifle with a taser bayonet.
I think that's a Barrette 50 Cal. Sniper Rifle
I love how Michaels stocking has his name in cardboard at the beginning
0:28
omfg that toast tweet. i love how he just goes for it doesnt matter how awkward he makes it he just goes in for it.
10:40 you think someone burned this after the shit that happened
Fed: "I need both love and miracle crest"
Poki: "You get friendship"
*Yikes*
F
F
F
F
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I love the synergy Michael and Lily have. Hope they make as much content together as possible.
He and scarra have been on her stream a lot lately. Am recommending
I felt nothing
Yeah! Scarra is fun to watch in her streams as well
That internet problem has done some nice interactions âš
@@CrisisghostOM wait scarra is a girl
@@RottingFarmsTV Didn't understand what they were saying huh?
Awe i hope scarra gets more stuff this yearrrrrđ„ș
"I love shirts!"
toast is the "I love refrigerators" guy all over again
Bruh, Michael be looking like someone just came on him
MANS GOTTA DO WHAT A MANS GOTTA DO
I thinked the same fucking thing, it's amazing how porn connects people
Heâs greasy Harry Potter
EXPLAIN PLS
NEVERMIND I GOT IT
Seeing how touchy fed is now is just creepy..
Toastâs mail is like my Christmas all clothes and one thing Iâll ever use
I change comet so u iz not know how get lieks
Jk
Micheal is the kid at the
christmas party that most people dont know so got like two ok gifts while everyone else got a ton of good gifts
I hate how much I can relate to that
He got more gifts than Scarra lmao
I hate that u relate to this... with my own family
âHere you goâ âwhatâs thisâ itâs a $0.50 Spider-Man pinball machine
Iâm waiting for one of the members to get a vibrator
14:05
Michael: "Get plastic straw"
Everyone else: HE TOO DANGEROUS TO KEPT ALIVE!!!!
*To be
I found this group via Michael, and I almost cried when I saw you were still uploading. Idk why but I had assumed that u would have split cuz Iâve seen older groups that have. needless to say Iâm very happy to see you all going strong
3:08 pretty fitting that fed got the friendship one...