The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff
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Screaming Roombas are technology that mankind has dreamed about ever since we could look up at the stars, today I was able to bring that dream to life
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"Did you just compare yourself to Steve Jobs?"
"Nonono... More like Jesus."
Never change.
Jesus is not god
Honestly water into wine is waay less inventive as this is
MrStranger 13 hell yeah he is xdxdxdxd
Should have said "I'm not comparing myself to Steve Jobs... I'm comparing Steve Jobs to me.
That’s John sesa not morten nielsen.
"My roomba is dummy thicc and the clap of its ass keeps it from moving stealthily." That's a brand new sentence for sure
Lmao it's true. This guy is a living God. I want to be friends with him.
I was the 600th like lmao
It's a reference. A good one, at that.
czcams.com/video/xk5Shj8Hq_I/video.html
Schumi what’s ur pfp
That, along with
"Oh, shit. The table is leaving."
Are lines that have never been said before.😂
I need a masochistic roomba that yells out in extreme, unbridled ecstasy whenever it so much as grazes a parallel surface
No
Oh god
@@lordrathut Yes
@@lordrathut yes
@@lordrathut Yes
I’d love to just be walking around the house, and I hear in the other room “Why was I created this way.” I legitimately would want to have one.
"I'M A ROOMBA! FUUUUUCK!" I died laughing at that point
Timestamp?
@@dartmoncometh 8:40
@@dartmoncometh 8:40
Literally read this as it happened in the video
"What is my purpose?" "To clean dirt" "FUUUUUUUCK"
A roomba that detects people's feet, and activates a taser attached to the top of it, and starts going full speed towards the person.
@Ze buetifuol buy*
Certified Dummy I would get a hammer and throw the hammer at it
Combat Roomba
Certified Dummy *omg yes*
Pls no
Guy: Proposes an idea to move the roomba upstairs
Michael: “Have you thought about 2 Roombas?”
Lmao michael is right tho. A mechanical arm to lift and move a roomba to a higher elevation? Really? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Maybe if the roomba could scale stairs but tbh the issue isn’t really going up, it’s coming back down
“Have you thought about two roombas” this just shows how intelligent Michael is compared to the ordinary man
That's how brainstorming is done in a typical engineer work day.
"My Roomba dummy thicc and the clap of it's asscheecks keeps it from moving stealthily"
I think I broke my lung
Whats the timestamp bc Im trying to find it 🤣🤣
@@bryantaborga9021 6:20
Why do you only have one lung?
@@davidchenoweth3457 Easy answer, I'm a demon
LMAO
"Now on the kid friendly mode."
*Violent screaming*
"Screams are kid friendly."
No the lack of swearing is kid friendly and no I get the joke I'm just trying to take the fun out of it
Hey why not, when they are young enough all they do is scream, sometimes bloody murder.
have you ever seen a kid all it does is scream
I’ve watched this too many times and I’m still laughing at it
I just found this and I cannot stop laughing
don't give a shit if this videos 3 years old, it's still one of the best ideas ever, the scene round the table where everyones trying desperetly to keep a straight face had me in stitches, not only a great video, but a great product
Are you retarded?
Great robot, now build a screaming roomba
@@J4c0bs My cats always run from the machine that screams and eats at the same time.
Use the keemstar screaming for 10 hours clip
@@Lilithe so my dog, then?
Roomba goes by door
All you hear:AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yessssssssss. Micheal do that😂😂
It’s 3 am and all you hear is: FUUUUUUUUUCK
that would
backfire
I heard that everynight.
Same! It's 3:26 at my place
I wouldn’t even be mad
luckykiller9000 RBLX *I was eating and I almost choked*
The roomba switches from an anime girl to a grown man in record time and i love it
“One day, I hope to be even half the innovator Michael Reeves is.” - Steve Jobs
a chair that moves away when it detects you're trying to sit down
Yes
Thats hard
Yes
LmAo
400th like let’s go
When you become a billionaire from mass production of screaming vacuums.
Its a roomba
I am aware of that
And you didn't even build the vacuums yourself, that is innovation.
Icosmo I’m not exaggerating at all. I want one. I would definitely buy this.
Somewhere in this world (michaels hd) exists high quality sound clips... of Ian screaming. It's a crime against humanity it has not been shared for us to use as phone alarms.
having Maxmoefoe for the voice lines was perfect, he's a massive legend
"Roomba that screams when it bumps into stuff"
**Roomba gets hit**
**Roomba immediately has existential crisis**
Detroit become roomba
Me
THAT IS ME
*AH GOD WHY WAS I CREATED!?*
@@raine-master-of-potatos 2 more likes
Micheal: “The world isn’t ready for this Roomba yet...”
Every person he asked: “I would 100% buy this for my house.”
*Every person he asked and showed in the video
I would sell my soul for this beautiful machine.
Merwe Scholtz me too. If I had a soul
Astrod Girl You can just take their soul and sell it
Right . His audience would.. thats hands down the product and should copyright quick.
Lily has the perfect scream
Lady at the desk thinking "am I experiencing third impact" lmfao
Me: sleeping peacefully
Roomba: *RUNS INTO THE WALL*
Also roomba: AHHHHHH WHY WAS I CREATED THIS WAY
JUST FUCKING LET ME SLEEP
I'd just wake up and chuckle
Blue petrikov well I mean the first couple times yea but after the 10th time you may wanna turn down the volume or turn it off at night
“Screams are kid friendly”
Best quote ever
Ender436 "good screams"
i have a kid and i can confirm
Okay, Maxine
Well considering let’s players exist this is very true
4:27
I appreciate that Chelsea not only had to yell at William but also Michael. Will of the warrior
*Robotnox is the cheapest and best on the market damn why is this not mentioned*
*Michael* : Hits the Roomba
*Sykkuno voice* : Umm what can I say , people just don't like me that much
LMMMMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA MAAAAAAN 😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMFG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sub to him
YESSSSSS OMG
Michael: “now we’re on the kid friendly mode!”
Roomba: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!”
it wants out of its life
I read this right before it happened 🤣
@@jazztastic2521 SAME XD
i laughed so much on that ONE Moment
@@jazztastic2521 Same xD
It’s so funny hearing Lily do that voice because there’s a CZcamsr who uses her voice for a wholesome character that goes on adventures with the main character.
"My Roomba is dumby T H I C C and the clap of its ass is keeping it from moving stealthily."
-Michael Reeves
6:21
its dummy thicc not dumby you uncultured swine.
@@opninjadude9__513 ;w;
@@opninjadude9__513
czcams.com/video/-uAZdIJIl8o/video.html
*DUMBY*
I can just imagine me waking up in the middle of the night to "FUUUUUCK, WHY WAS I CREATD THIS WAY!!"
Totally should have used the sound bit of the scammer from the chocolate episode of spongebob. "I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
“I’m a roomba! FUCK!”
Man that’s so true
You are so gifted. Please don't stop. Ever.
I just found this channel, and honestly, I love the idea of a screaming Roomba.
Also, I'd love for it to scream like GrayStillPlays. This pure, soul-crushing agony when he just barely fails a level for the umpteenth time would be amazing.
Like he said, very easy to make yourself and import files to, looks like it just needs a speaker, some kind of file storage system like a phone or MP3 player, and connection to a/the obstacle sensor.
Imagine a Roomba that yells in Gordon Ramsay's voice
IT'S RAAAWW
Boober Fraggle i wish it exists
THE LAMB SOUCE
**hits the wall**
*YOU FUCKING DONKEY*
Boober Fraggle “MY GRANDMA CAN DO A BETTER JOB AND SHES DEAD”
It's funny to think this is the first interaction we get of micheal and Lily on video...I think
Your videos always cheer me up and help me de-stress. Keep being yourself, your weird videos keep me sane on bad days 💯💯💯💯
"I'm a Roomba! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" The funniest sequence of words I've heard all day.
The romba is better be dead, they're suffering. Life is a neverending suffering for them where they have to eat dust and bump their heads into walls all the time. F for respect
“My Roomba’s dummy thicc and the clap of it’s ass keeps it from moving stealthily.”
From what movie that scream is? I want it for my screaming RC car
I was about to like this, but then I saw it was at 420 likes.
F
“14 year old arrested for bringing a bomb into Target”
"or 34"*
Berkant Balci he’s like 21
All of the above
Michael is beyond age
He's 12
I subscribed to your channel and liked this video and after watching it for just 37 seconds... That's how certain I am that I'm going to love this channel...
I would totally buy this...
Yea...
A toilet that says "MMMmmmmMmmmphhh" when you use it
Lol
AaaAaAaaAaAAAaAaAaAaaaaaAaa sHeS dIrTy!!
FUCK YOU
"I'm a thirsty little flower"
No
6:21 “My Roomba’s dummy thicc and the clap of it’s ass keeps it from moving stealthily”
I died at that part
"Have you thought about 2 roombas?" That was so politely put, it almost manages to not hurt your ego....almost.
Man I’d love to see what your up to now man your definitely a genius!
Micheal Reeves is a poor Tony Stark change my mind.
Tony stark actually creates useful technology
Unlike Micheal
:dab:
12 year old Tony Stark*
Tony dies because of his ‘family’.
Michael will die because of his viewers.
Rip tony
Cryde Golem fuck you dude im about to watch endgame!
I think it’s awesome that he met his future girlfriend by having her voice a roomba.
Lilypichu?
Wow yea lol
Jeffry Dounut you don’t know? Lol I found out yesterday
Donovan Thomas it was actually after the Japan trip she said it herself
Artist TDS wat, they’ve been dating since February
It's not definitely a trash video! I had a FUN watching this. Thank you!
I often think this is the best video on the internet
Frfr
Mmm, good.
Now lets see a vacuum that makes choking sounds
Meleyna Wilker mine already does😂
Or it could screams
*NO*
There is a new line
"Don't kink shame me damn it"
Yes!!!!!!!
You should make a Canadian Roomba that says "sorry" anytime it hits something.
Totally agree
YES
Yeah, this one needs a friend.
"Excuse me" can work too?
I think you mean "surry"
This never gets old
i ended up looking this video up years later to resend to my sis haha still love it XD
Just imagine a thief breaking into this guy home only to hear human blood curling screams.
I was dying enough you just made me die even more
Rokbay L precicly why id but one XD
between the tazer carpet, drone swarm, roomba that screams, youtube buddy cannon, tazer camera, and short unhinged crackhead hawaiian any thief is just screwed
True fear
A Roomba that moans when it hits a wall. BDSM edition
*hits wall* HARDER DADDY
YES!!
I mean, if you like that, more power to ya, but uh...N o t h a n k s l o l
add lilypichu’s voice especially
* hits a wall *
*mmmmm*
Dude we need these
He trapped a girl in a Roomba and let her out once she agreed to being his grilfriend
Why doesn’t this work for me
Grilfriend?? GRILFRIEND?
Yeah, I can’t believe he’s dating Maxmoefoe
HarvestedSoul Yup. He and Lily are in a relationship.
r/cursedcomments
I can't believe this guy is dating his roomba. What a madlad
kinky
no
i love this comment
This is underrated.
This is fucking awesome
I miss content and comedy like this on CZcams more than anything, this is peak entertainment, I’ve been watching it since the video came out and it truly doesn’t get old
Michael, this is so awesome I gotta get me one of these
the screams
the screams haunt me
they sounded less like angre and more like torment
"What is my purpose?"
"You scream when you bump into things"
"Oh my god"
RonuPlays
Ricc n morty
its not "Oh my god" its "OW F*** GOD F***ING DAMMIT"
10,000 iq comment
7:40
“OW! WHY WAS I CREATED THIS WAY?!”
Nice reference
Make a mirror that insults you when you use it and put it in a target.
Please do this.
god damn this one is gold
That's useless! People already do that...
London Tipton got that covered
Please do this :D
The design is very human
i know that reference
this video is 4 years old, and i still love it
Michael: And this is how I met your mom. kids
Top quality comment
Danny Lok met*
This is the original comment, I saw a nother that was like this he maybe copied ur idea lol
*made
Lilypichi
1964: In the Future, there’s going to be flying cars!
2019: Screaming Roombas
Atleast there are roombas now
Brian Orozco can niggas stop with this 1900’s flying car joke like dumbass we’re not in 2012 get an original joke you fuck
.................. unoriginal
From the chill Samourai Champloo music to Michael being a funny and brillant crackhead to the roomba being the funniest thing Ive seen in my life and the reaction from real customers laughing.
This is a Masterpiece. I want 3 of those so that I can feel less lonely.
As a new viewer to your channel, thank you for your detestation!
What if you build - *hear me out* - a toaster that screams when your toast is done
Lexie Smh
The toaster screams in more and more agony as the toast keeps cooking
Tell eventually the toast is done and it just whimpers in pain tell you get the toast out
midén olympus
Oooffff
I was thinking like torture... like military
midén olympus interesting way of thinking of it but you’re not wrong
Lexie Smh your profile picture suits your idea
Or moans as if it’s jerking off then when the toast comes out it’s like nutting
“...and that kids, is how I met your mother”
Yep
wait WHA-
Lol
...
What was the se- nevermind
That's fucking awesome, man. That's the hardest I've laughed in a long time.
One of my friend Introduce your channel and this was the first video I saw from you and it was very cool 👍🏻
Need to make a Canadian one. When it bumps into things its just "oops" "sorry" "pardon me" "just gonna sneeeaaaak passed ya"
Maybe like a Charlie Berens version? Yes I know he's not Canadian, but upper midwest is close enough.
I take no offence to this we do say sorry alot
I'm suspecting one of my friends that he might be a Canadian
He literally apologised to the sidewalk curb when he tripped on it yesterday
Fuckologic
That's fucking amazing
Out of the way bud
Make 2 roombas that bump into each other and argue
Lmaooo
Thanos did nothing wrong says the first
or better, make two roombas that when they detect that their within a small distance of each other, they actively seek each other out and uhh, do the bump bump.
A genius never runs out of ideas
G E N I U S
I haven’t seen this in a couple years. I definitely need one of these.
im wiping tears of joy rn its BEAUTIFULLLLL
"I'm a Roomba! FUUUUUUCK!"
69th like. RIP that number.
Omg😂
344th like
Make a door that locks itself when you go near it
Imagine putting that in a jail and just baiting the inmates 😂
OMG YES
Please do this
A sensitive door that doesn’t like to be opened
But then unlocks when it detects that you've walked away
Let us know when it's out on the market PLEASE, I think a lot of people needs this in our lives. PLEASE.
i keep rewatching your vids since 2019 lmao
the two voice options:
Middle age man
Loli
Perfect... Just what I wanted
Thulium *unzips dick*
Loli I’m a cultured yet simple man
Perfect
@@someoneonearthh r/cursedcomments
Michael: "Would you buy this?"
Literally everyone he talked to: "Yes, absolutely"
Michael: "It seems the world isn't ready for this innovation. No one wants it."
Hell I want one.
You should make a robot that whenever you say “what”, it finishes with “you never played tuber simulator”
Plz like this so he sees it
I take his entire stock!
When your depressed and down stairs you here a grown man screaming
@@gibberingmaw3211 don't we all want a roomba that screams if you touch it
I love you man. I would buy that robot any time. You are a genius.
I watch this every time it comes up in my recommended and i still get a good kick out of it lol
“I hate every single one of you”
-Micheal Reeves
Your mom
michAEl reeves!
He loves his fans so much 😆
Tanaja M
“This is why I don’t play with you guys anymore.”
-Bigjigglypanda 2017
Subject:Mario kart.
I deadass made that my senior quote.
Only because I know full well if I didn't make it a quote from someone else that my school wouldn't accept it.
*CZcams is finally starting to understand what I want.*
Yes.
Damn skippy.
Name not found yes me too
The uglys From ugly town what?
This guy needs to be in MIT what is he doing in Hawaii lol
You’re a madman, Michael.
A living mad scientist fr
Make a robot that detects when someone is saying something emotional and reacts by laughing.
"Ooooh VSauce, what's going on?"
"No the other one, Michael Reeves."
"Oh."
Oh... Okay
I tought You where Vsauce...
Okay...bye.
No! Stay!
COOKIE ? No he didn’t dumbass
@@ns1755 Are you intellectually deficient?
"Are you comparing yourself to Steve Jobs?"
"Nonononono... More like Jesus."
Subscribed.
This got 602 likes yet no replies xD
RhazYT
I’m #750
@@topsecret1837 It's an honor to meet you!
I'm 2 k
SAME
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I wonder if Michael and Lilly would've gotten together if the chat didn't bully Michael into making the roomba
Michael: It looks like a bomb. *flips over* Now it doesn't.
ISIS: that gives me an idea...
Fuck
The butterfly effect is strong with this comment
Genius
Roomba that explodes when it bumps into an infadel?
oh no...oh...no.....OH NOOOOOO
Now make a Canadian roomba that apologizes every time it hits a wall
Um soory
Ah sorry eh
Soory boot thaat
Yess
Make an assassin droid that apologizes every time it kills someone
“I am an unholy chimera of metal and suffering, my entire existence is a testament to the cruelty of mankind” Jesus
lewis roadman back at it again with a banger upload
He’s like a Tom Holland on drugs
Yeah
True
And american lmao
And dino nuggets
Straight
ғᴀᴄᴛs
Where’s our chair that moans when you sit on it MICHAEL
Anna Stripinis damn
Anna Stripinis that sucks
I am that chair
jk
Deep Blue “where’s”
TechnoGuz GD Yes