Electrocuting My Muscles to Force me to Dab
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- čas přidán 29. 05. 2018
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"The smartest people can solve world hunger"
A Smart person: *Dabs while screaming in agony*
The smart/dumb people (doesn't really matter) could take the rich ppls money instead. Then we can all dab while screaming in agony. :) Food for thought
@@TheDanielradio for a little while at least. then we'll all be broke as fuck together
@@TheDanielradio someone like you shouldn't be allowed to use the word "thought" unironically :)
@@rodiculous9464 What do you mean? :)
Zip ties, hot glue & duct tape can fix anything including world hunger....if cunts are willing to eat it
He is so smart. I mean he is insanely smart. How can someone that smart be so... so stupid. He’s the perfect human
No he's normal ur probs the dumb one
Nine Eight he’s the elon musk of stupid ideas as he said himself
He has max wisdom but 0 intellect
edit: max intellect but 0 wisdom, i thought intellect meant learnt knowledge
Trashed Eggnog I full heartedly agree
I dont call him smart he is above avarage
Michael: **Speaking in nerd shit**
His arm: ⬆⬇⬆⬇⬆⬇
Lol
Automatic Ding Ding Oumper
my mom came in during the part where you where talking about the electronics and thought i was watching something educational
I mean, technically, you are
+ respect
the good ending
*the trickster*
tbf it is educational in some sort, you are watchnig some really creative solutions for mechanics
Nothin' better than watching a man scream in agony as he dabs against his will.
😂
This is your punishment for slacking off in the uranium mines
I’ll pray to that
Sam Stevens ikr
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
Connect it to your alarm clock and wake up with a dab
The best way to start the day
top ten ways to cut your natural lifespan in half
Bruh this comment made me almost cry 😂
There is no god here
Solar Bear 🐻
Mark Rober is lawful good and Michael is chaotic evil
William Osman is chaotic neutral
fellow D&D player
What about electroboom
@@Saffron_Man chaotic good
Styropyro is neutral good
Firm believer that all of michaels grossly strong muscles were built by the amount of times he shocks his muscle groups
That might actually be possible
@@sly_cat How?
@@concept5631 forcing your limbs to preform work until the muscles are exhausted over time makes the muscles grow and mature, it's called exercise. If a machine can tell your muscles to do that for you at designed times then you don't have to think about it.
@@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272 Interesting
His friend wasn’t screaming from being shocked, he was screaming because he was dabbing
His friend sounds like pewdiepie
precisely
666 lol
As he said there are many ways to hurt people with tasers. In this case it’s emotionally
He is in pain,different pain
"since i pranked that orphanage with mustard gas" fucking killed me, and the orphans i presume
Badumtch
r/cursedcomments
haha no
what video was that on
@@jarheadjlm364 i think it was this one but not entirely sure its been a while
"You want to make someone dab against their will, you're not alone. Hi I'm Michal and I'm a diagnosed psychopath." Best line ever
Hook it up to Alexa or something. Every time you get a hate comment it reads it out and forces you to dab.
“I spend 5 hours in my room shocking different parts of my body”
Michael Reeves
Pp
Kinky
Preston Gaming hmmmm where did you shock it? And if you did you know don't F@CKING tell me
;)
He doesn’t have enough electrodes to cover his humongous pp.
0:40 - "So after I got demonetized by some dead Japanese guy, _I went back to that forest and I _*_kicked his ass!"_*
Best line in any video ever.
“CZcams cut my Adsense ever since I pranked that orphanage with mustard gas”
Hi I’m Michael and I’m a diagnosed psychopath
im crying help
Rubiolo 101 *n o*
Suicide forest?
The fact that every episode he says he’s a diagnosed psychopath makes me think he’s actually a diagnosed psychopath and is required by law to say that in every one of his episodes
Mark rober:Mature and explains everything
Michael reeves:Funny and chaotic
2 dudes, sitting 5 feet apart in a room, because one doesn't want want to be electrocuted by the other one who is dabing non-consensually
tit pfp
You put “want want”
Non consensual dabbing shall be my first borns name
I love that the mistake pad placement made him T-Pose
Did you realise he sounded like pewdiepie
creation of god
"There are no mistakes" - master oogway
@@samirben620 "except for you HAHAHAAhahah *breathes in* whoooo~"
- Me 2020
jesus pose lol
Imagine if Michael Reeves actually got his hands on mustard gas.
WW3.
@@itzpurplesmixz184 or a lot of dead orphans
@@recording_closet9100 or dead turtles
@@prithvishetty6938 or a lot of dead in general, maybe even a few aliens
Just piss on a chlorine tablet
“Hi, I am Michael, and I am a diagnosed psychopath.” I love that sentence
He's like Tesla and filthy Frank rolled into one.
I love it
I prefer homicidal Filipino Peter Parker
So basically Elon musk?
Elberto Nikola Tesla
Hemanth kamana nikola tesla.. look it up. He invented stuff
Normal CZcamsr:CZcams demonitized me for swearing
Michel:CZcams demonitized me for pranking that orphanage with mustard gas
It's just a prank bro
Micheal lol
At least the orphans finally got to meet their parents
NIGHTMAREGAMING 666 soo Michael is a good person... yep
@lacey schulz if this is not a troll mustard gas is basically a chemical weapons used in war
Michael is what would happen if Peter Parker took anxiety meds
"a machine that eletricutes you"
thats an electric chair
That was a look of legitimate fear on his face when he asked “How many times did you press that f***ing button?!”
Them wide eyes
That was my favorite part
I gave u 1k hope it’s good luck for u ^U^
you have to be the scariest fucking person on the planet if you are able to scare this guy
Just some guy that’s a stand Yes. Yes you do. And this man did it perfectly. Trust no-one.
Michael is just the pure personification of a cross between absolute chaotic evil energy and all of the rage of a short person who just got called short.
I'm am both terrified and terrified.
terrific
Why not both?
I’m like that, and I’m Satan.
I am short and chaotic. Could it be?
Yes
"Hi, I'm Michael. And I'm a diagnosed psychopath." That made me laugh so fucking hard I almost choked!
I think it’s funny how Michael is a legitimate genius yet uses it to make robot dogs piss beer
"Hi, I'm Michael, a diagnosed psychopath"
I've binged his videos tonight and honestly, I'm starting to believe him
Who cares?!! I'm laughing my ass off here!!
and i cant get enough, he's absolutely hilarious
I also binged his videos!!!! it only took 20 minutes
wyatt hinsdale his vids are as short as him
1000 like
this guy is literally one of those geniuses who didnt try in school, respect
Facts
Except he actually did and somehow failed almost all his classes
He didn't have to try cuz he was so smart
Reyin 1014 there’s a chance he probably found school boring and a way of learning that didn’t suit him, which caused him to fail
He actually was failing school and devoted his time to coding
He went from passionate prep school kid to absolute crackhead. And im here for it.
12yr old forces people to dab against their will.
bUt hE iSnT 12!!1!!1!1
The genuine fear in his eyes as he asked: "how many times did you press the button?!".
El Paublo ikr
El Paublo “error”
“Hey! :)”
*click*
*_”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH_*
“Roses are red,
My dog is a lab,
I electrocute my muscles to force me to dab.”
Ur dog is a laboratory?
@@ravenssunglasses2660 lab is a breed of dog
@@binqilin5088 ik what a laboratory is, u don't have to tell me jeez
@@binqilin5088 r/woooosh
@@binqilin5088 r/whooooosh
His arm moving while he is talking is the most amusing thing
the fact that he replaced a broken leg of his glasses with a clothespin
*"You're not supposed to do the Jesus pose"*
*"I A M J E S U S"*
@@cringeaholic4082 very nice username!
J E B U S
@@cringeaholic4082 among us be like:
Rip Christianity
*J E R E U S*
This guy probably has an IQ of 150 but uses his intelligence for memes.
vaporwave vixen or perhaps lack thereof
*200 IQ
Joshua Hart
You are so incorrect. The average is 85-114. We aren't a society of intellectual geniuses, we're a failing society full of idiots.
Lbrown41
W h a t
Walaba Walaba wait I thought the average was 95 to 105. I heard 85 was below average.
Alternative Title: Man gives him self turets and gets shocked repeatedly
Watching Michael and his friend contortting in pain as they dab against their will was hilarious
Imagine having a heart attack and the doctors are trying to revive you by shocking your body and forcing you to dab.
I would just kill my self if that happened
That’s the equivalent of trying to stab someone back to life
@@brookse746 “just use the knife to plug the hole”
-Micheal Reeves 2020 ( he said it on the surgery robot video) he already is four parallel universes ahead of you
@@brookse746 so surgery
@@it.sy. as in stabbing them in the heart
When you make someone dab but instead they t-pose
Honey Mist If they do that, they hold ultimate power
Establishing dominance
"I AM JESUS"
H E H A S A S C E N D E D
Shout out turbin DSP get a job
"That dead guy put up a good fight and broke both my arms"
2 seconds later
***MOVES ARMS***
12:27 the website actually exists
1990: We’re going to have mind control in the future
2018: *Electrocuting my muscles to force me to dab*
he already did that he mind control a car and drove it
BTS Basics 2004: I bet we’re going to have original comments in the future!
2018:
*_-How do you do the font?-_*
@@seanjoevildacutan9746 *HOW DO YOU DO THAT*
According to my analytics, this video is driving more traffic to my channel than any other source. CZcamss explain.
Welp, CZcams in a nutshell😉
hmmmm
You dab the flat earthers away
Oh look its cody slab
Hey Cody, how's the chainmail shirt coming along?
thanks to his uploading schedule, im back rewatching his vids
"Hi I'm Michael, and I'm a diagnosed psychopath"
Me EvErydAy
*"Michael I'm Hi, and I'm a psychopath diagnosed."*
This is like the opposite of "Hey! Vsauc. Michael here." :D
the next vine
Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. Am I a psychopath? *cue mindfuck music*
A lot of people seem to actually want to know where they can find the poster, so I thought I'd share the actual place you can pick one up!
my cold dead, 14 y/o looking ass hands
Good to know
someones feeling edgy
gofuckyourselfitsnotforsale.com/
Michael Reeves you stop me killing myself
How old even are you?
4:27 dumplings is possibly the best musical composition of our time, props to a fellow man of culture, Michael.
If he meets electroboom, that’ll be the end of humanity.
9:07 How to force your friends to T-pose
T SERIES SUPPORTER
@Robin Reilly I only support the ability to assert your dominance, not retardation. (Remember to love Indians and hate T-bot)
@@wiffywiffy7896 yea it was just a retarded joke
@Robin Reilly I was joking as well, I don’t really think that ALL people who are subbed to T-series are actually retarded.
@@wiffywiffy7896 neither do i
We need to be grateful he’s entertained by having a YT channel. If he gets bored and is released into the world, society would collapse within a day.
Or maybe it would last at least 3 minutes
LR MAYBE WE WOUDL HADVE REVOLUTIONARY STUFFY DUFFYSS
Or, now hear me out...
*_вгэдd sйАкё_*
True, I mean this man fixed Hawaii’s missile system with a damn bop-it
Derpizoid! ._· wut?
Michael cracking up at the mustard gas joke is just so funny.
"Hi, I'm Michael, and I'm a diagnosed psychopath."
- Michael 2018
Roses are red, I work at a lab,
" *Electrocuting my muscles to force me to dab* "
I cried
Micheal Reeves 1:34
He boot too big for he gotdam feet
yes
r/boottoobig
best
genius
ever
true
You think just because that you have a check mark that you are some ‘big CZcamsr” with 257 subscribers?
PFFT
you go into spectator mode and get famous for it, it annoys me
257k but ok...
@@_-LL-_ you can read right? That has 3 zeroes at the end bud
This guy is unironically a genius, he’s just using his smarts for stupid stuff
too bad the domain isnt his anymore ):
This is hands down the best he has ever made. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. I almost threw up.
This guy is a Rick and Morty episode all by himself.
No, he's Rick except in a Morty's body
D3pressed Tac0 holy shit your right
Morty all grown up, and actually learned a thing or two from Rick.
You son of a bitch, i am in
But he’s funny
He's the kind of guy you want to be friends with and don't want to be friends with at the same time.
lol
lol
lol
Lol
C-c-c-combo breaker!
It's amazing to see how much of a glow-up Michael has had in just 2-3 years ^o^
in a row (?
"How many times did you press that fucking button jeramey" XD
So lily took one look at this guy and said:
*yep. He’s the one*
Pretty much. Yeah
Who wouldn't
I think we all did that... didn't we?
he used the tens unit to force her to be his girlfriend
She saw he's fat stack of succes and money.
“Havs you ever wanted to make someone dab against their will?”
Yes...
Tbh i want one
Dark Aridz thank you
my pal has never dabbed, i have tried very hard to make him... i need to purchase
EliteLegos Maybe this will work:
You: You have to do the thing that the next acronym spells out
*after some convincing*
Friend: okay fine
You: drugs are bad
Friend: d.a.b.?
You: yes
Friend: gj
*End scene*
Idk if it'll work but yeha good luck!
EliteLegos I salute you
Legend has it that Jeremy was never seen again after this day
How to force someone to dab:
step 1: take the gun.
This is the worst form of torture I've ever witnessed in my life... or maybe the best....
Lol
*best
How is it bad it farces you to dab
@@slipsco1295 listen kiddo, dabbing is stupid. But that doesn't make you stupid though.
RANDOM WEIRD CHEESE first though it was a joke and I strongly disagree when you say it doesn’t make me stupid I’m like dumber than a fast food worker, no offense to fast food workers.
You somehow found a way to make dabbing even more painful
Well done!
He literally made it painful
wessltov I Think dabbing willingly is more painful.
the fact that the ad is more replayed than the part where you test it
11:32 Going from dabbing to Grease Lightning all in one go. This madman is why I love CZcams.
My life's fine.
But school's a drab.
So I built a machine that forces you to dab.
thisismyfirstusername i made this up masterful haiku 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
cameron bohard It's not even a Haiku
cameron bohard but thanks
r/boottoobig
S: transcutaneous
H: electrical
I: nerve
T: stimulation
RaptoGaming aye u can spell ur first name now good job
@@dannyn6036 man you really got him there, what a roast
@@pseudosins3790 come one dude life's too short to complain about jokes! Just laugh and move on with your life.
P4ST _ shut up boomer
P4ST _ Ok BOOMER
The panic in the words "HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU PRESS THAT FUCKING BUTTON" has me in tears.
10:12 doesn't look like a suicide bomb at all
"youtube pulled my adsense after i pranked the orphanage with mustard gas"
...
Lol
Bruh moment
Jim Raynor oh I won’t the only one that realized that
666 likes
You really are depressed Peter Parker aren't you
This is him in another universe
Earth-69420
ワットVjekii Spider-Man into the spider verse but he’s doesn’t have the power
that's what i thought to lmaoo
Looking like a bootleg Tom Holland
The reason I believe this is because no matter how many times they do it the pose they are in doesn't change
I want to see just how much Michael Reeves can remote control a human being via a multitude of TENS units...
Imagine doing this to a paralyzed person.
I'm interested.
*i n t e r e s t i n g*
Lol
That's called Electrotherapy
I'm concerned of whether I should laugh or not
Michael: I am a diagnosed psychopath
Community: We believe you
1.2k likes and no replies?
Yeah weird
1.7 k actually
@@sanobarhamidi6558 1.8k HAHAH
Over 2k 😁
Ah ye olde videos. This is a good reminder that he really hasn't changed much in humour, and I love it
Michael is pretty good at drawing. I can see how he got together with Lily 7:56
This guy is Rick inside of Morty's body
Omg
Someone who likes Yena never has been so
Accurate
You just stole this comment from someone who created it about 2 months ago
Exposed
Why are kpop kids always stealing comments? Probably for the attentiom the korean laborers dont give them
Think of the news headline:
"Famous CZcamsr goes into cardiac arrest after attempting electrically-forced dab stunt"
Omega Otaku i cant stop laughing 😂
"Famous"
Im dead
@@puppy0cam ""
Cameron H I was thinking the exact same thing
Up next, I control people like puppets with electricity
It's been 4 years and algorithms give me this video again. Did I hear "rice balls" by -pink guy?
when you try to electrocute your muscles to force you to dab but you accidentally electrocute your muscles to force you to T pose
i loved this comment
This comment is great
When you try to assert your dominance over electricity but electricity asserts its dominance over you.
First world problems
#relateable
Therapists: *Uses Electrotherapy to treat neural problems and muscles*
Michael: *Uses Electrotherapy to force muscles to dab*
So what if michael became a therapist
@@plinplinplon_ He would dab people back to their senses.
does anyone know what tens unit he uses cuz i wanna make my friends cry in pain but idk what one he has lol
Best type of therapy... forced dab therapy
This isn't even electrotherapy
this is electrotorture
He put a wooden clip to fix his glasses. This man is a fucking genius.
The fact that this video has ads is amazing
When you mean to force a dab but accidentally force a T-pose
The technology is fighting againts it leaders and is asserting dominance.
...New emote
FaulTz InFiNiTe was gonna say that
FaulTz InFiNiTe no one cares
@@christofidemetris disgusting
imagine someone kidnaps you and forces you to dab forever.
A fate worse than death
You'd become immune and know how to control it after a bit
Nooooooooooooooooo
the directors for jigsaw will take his surgery bot design and use that in a jigsaw movie.
@@xarbolito7171 that's not how muscles work, you aren't able to resist your own nerves actions
“Procedes to press dab on haters button” micheal:aaaaahh
I'm in a dead silent seminar room right now and I nearly died holding in laughs from that goddamn intro.
*1st take: Jesus*
*2nd Take: Dab*
*_Guys, I think he's trying to tell us something_*
Jesus dabs in endgame
*Jesus dabs confirmed ?*
Actually he T-posed
Jesus smokes dabs
T pose
at this rate, this guy is gonna create an atomic bomb that goes off when somebody says "bazinga"
Coolfav 10/10 video idea would watch
bazinga.
Kyurae Minasaki how could you do this... have you gone mad
Yes
What the fuck did you just say?!
"How did you die?"
"Electricity forcing me to dab"
i love Michaels humor XD
Does the pain come from the electrocution or the dab?
edit: this comment is the most popular thing ive ever done and i hate it
Both lol
Stabby Crabby I was Hanna say both :( XD
It’s both lol
double pain lol
Both ＼(°o°)／